/nfl/ SEVEN edition

Went to the Jags season opener in 2016. Everbank field is the hottest stadium I've ever been in. It was even worse than the Fins stadium before they added the canopy. Why the fuck doesn't the Jags stadium have a canopy yet? Seriously, it was the most uncomfortable game experience I ever had

Sneed and dilate.

Just use the anonymizer option you chud

Cringe

cringe.

Sneedesota Sneedkings

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>twitter.com/i/status/1092186150985498626
The Rams do need a new meme QB,,,

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Rate my cheese, chili, and mayo hot dogs

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Why did that Carolina faggot have to kill it?

how many super bowls do the vikangs have again?

Double cringe

Typical green gay pissconsinite cuisine

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don't remind me
i miss my botes so much

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agreed, alternatively they should make a thread without their trips.

seethe?

1 after the end of this season.

Why would you ruin that with mayo and cheeze wizz?

What type of porn should I fap to? I'm bi so everything is fair game

Based. Long live Turkbro, I'm glad he didn't get Erdogan'd.

>kupp koupons as qb.
9-7 with loss in the wildcard at the absolute best lmao.

Yikes

>eating hotdogs, burgers, sandwiches, burritos, and tacos without condiments

It's like you hate flavor

Here is a list of the top 18 teams in all-time winning percentage. How many of these teams have won a super bowl? All of them, probably, right? Surely a team in the top half of league history in winning percentage, let alone a team in say, the top 6, would have won a super bowl, right?

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none, accept Jesus into your heart.

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Low effort take. Not even gonna give a (You).

Ketchup is good. Mayo works on a sandwich, but there's no reason to put it on a hot dog. And that liquid fake cheese shit looks and is disgusting.

he's not awful, for a roach

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Who's strong and brave, here to save the American Way?
Who vows to fight like a man for what's right night and day?
Who will campaign door-to-door for America?
Carry the flag shore to shore for America
From Hoboken to Spokane
The Star Spangled Man with a Plan!

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I hope you're not unironically considering watching professional porn, in 2019.

Cringe

BASED OJ

twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1162520379220512770?s=20

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>shitposting like crazy at the end of last thread
>needs to make a thread about his homolust for brady once again when the last one dies
like clockwork. get a life you racist

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Too bad you can’t delete archived posts like you can with Twitter posts

You can only post ITT if you had the best team OF ALL TIME

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>found amateur of a german dude
>barebacks taiwan hookers in the ass

this dude is gonna die of neo-AIDS in under a year but the content is worth it

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Based

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Honestly, it's almost certainly one of the Montana/Young 49ers teams

>being this much of a virgin

The top has almost no chance of getting HIV from fucking a bottom bareback

1991 Redskins were better.

Bearsfags who would you rather see make the roster, Kerrith Whyte or Ryan Nall?

>you have almost no chance of getting an std by putting your penis in a butthole.
do not know how to tell you this, kid.

>N'Keal
>Edelman
>Gordon
>Michel/White/Burkhead catching passes

will it be enough this year lads?

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>As for anal sex, the most risky sex act in terms of HIV transmission, if an HIV-negative top—the insertive partner—and an HIV-positive bottom have unprotected sex, the chances of the top contracting the virus from a single encounter are 1 in 909 (or 0.11 percent) if he's circumcised and 1 in 161 (or 0.62 percent)

Fuck off virgin

Isn't N'Keal ded? And also isn't he just a poor man's JJAW?

/MLB/ here. Do you guys always talk about gay sex this much?

only in the offseason.

He is currently ded, yes

Can you send that one thicc pitcher our way?

>he doesn't talk about gay sex
What are you gay?

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really makes u think

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He so broke he'd be a McRib.

How will Yea Forums cope when Mahomes throws another 50 TD's?

Hey guy my gf refuses to believe me when I tell her Aaron Rodgers is a homosexual man. Anyone have those facebook posts with that little twink where hes gushing about how free they feel together? Ty

How will they react when he chokes in the Divisional round?

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Wasn't his fault. Polian and that other faggot lied about funding and a bunch of other shit.

N'keal is fine. Just tweaked his hamstring, he'll be back soon from all sources.

Daily reminder the Nanners have the best uniforms in the league

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Nice. Homemade brats?

>all-black alt
it's shit

*blocks your path*

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the shade of gold is extremely dated

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obsessed

FPBP

I'd agree with you if they ran their alternate as their Home jersey. The black Jets jerseys actually look great. I didn't think I'd like the new shiny helmets, but they do look good. It makes the team stand out.

Has anyone outside of New York noticed that the Giants looked like an actual football team again last night? They looked more physical and more disciplined than they have in many, MANY years.

People have bitched endlessly about Gettleman for getting rid of star players, but what he's done is purge the roster of the "athletes" that Jerry Reese prioritized in draft/FA decisions. The Giants aren't as "talented" anymore but they actually do things like "run block" and "pass protect" now. It was really something else.

Ryan Nall. Black rb's are a meme

you're going to feel silly when OBJ wins a ring with the Browns this year

literally not even making the playoffs, memefield is a one-year wonder and obj will tear the locker room apart

It's easy to look good against backups that won't see actual playing time in the regular season. Everyone looks good right now.

yeah, I'm thinking he's back

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I’d fight you, but I hate our new shoulder and leg stripes. RIP this uni

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I actually liked McCown as a Brown

Will start more games for Philly this year than Wentz.

lmao, pure cope

Wide receiver is the single most overrated position in football. There's a reason why the concept of wide receiver by committee is gaining traction. People seem to have this idea that "Well, if only Odell had a QUARTERBACK every single play would have been a touchdown!", but in actuality his attitude never helped the Giants offense because he would always bitch if he didn't get the ball. The Eagles game last year where Eli threw an endzone INT on a pass intended for Odell was a prime example of him *needing* to get *his* touchdown.

The Giants couldn't even block second-teamers and other scrubs the past couple of years. Ereck Flowers belongs in the same conversation as Tony Mandarich as one of the single most awful offensive linemen to ever be taken with a Top 10 pick.

Colin, is that you?

>There's a reason why the concept of wide receiver by committee is gaining traction.
i'm pretty sure having more than one receiver isn't exactly a new concept, you sperg

The Eagles now have two backups that are better than at least 10 teams' starters.

>Eagles signed McCown
jesus lmao they're gonna take a casual stroll to the owl, just give em the lombardi now

Unironically, the Lions need to do the exact same thing and get Shiny blue helmets and blue jerseys.

>people here unironically like the McClown signing

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Where the h*ck does the "Nate Sudfeld is good" meme come from? Is it just Phillyniggers buying into hype?

Also, fuck Josh McCown for taking the "I just want a ring before I retire" route. I have no respect for ring chasers of any kind.

Can't wait to see the Eagles get crippled.

>Houston in total has 5 championships in the big 4 sports
>2 of which don’t even really count

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>Edelman signaling TD before Gordon crossed line
Rigged league. Rigged game. Look no farther, denialists.

Can't wait to see based Dougie get another ring.
Best coach in football, la.

everyday is a struggle brother

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I mean, once he got past that first defender there was stopping him.

Pretty sound logic desu
>babe Ruth calls a homerun
>baseball has a rigging scandal

>Best coach in football, la.
Eagles fans actually believe this

gods i was strong then

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wr is overrated generally but it ain't the most overrated position, not even close. beckham is a top 5 wr no matter which way you stretch it in your mind. you cocksuckers love to defend manning to death acting like he had 5 cardboard cutouts for linemen his whole career then act like it couldn't have possibly affected beckham somehow

also their line wasn't that bad the later part of the year

imagine losing a game in 2019 lmao

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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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imagine actually filtering tripfags instead of just ignoring them.

You can't just filter your annoying shit eating coworker at work. Just ignore them. It's always fucking worked, instead you make a bigger deal out of this bullshit than it actually needs.

Don’t worry, you’ll lose plenty

why hasn't some insane owner like khan or jerry had the belichick problem "solved?" he has a boat and regularly goes out to sea. really easy for him to have an "accident"

Why do smaller professional football leagues like the AAF and XFL tend to fail? Do the NFL and NCAA kill them?

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>You can't just filter your annoying shit eating coworker at work.
But you CAN filter tripfags, so why wouldn't you? Also, that's just a retarded analogy anyway

Jerry isn't insane you faggot

WAHHH JUST CAUSE I CAN FILTER OUT WHAT ANNOYS ME I SHOULD

Soft, weak, baby. That's what you are. a soft, weak baby who can't help but get triggered.

Because the NFL built a fanbase over 100 years and some teams over 150 years. You can’t just start a team and expect people to give a damn. There’s no reason to care about an upstart league’s trophy anymore than that of a sport you don’t watch.

For me, Its Josh Nosenberg. 2021 MVP

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You mean Jewish Jay Cutler?

Cuz it’s really fucking hard to run a football league.
When the NFL started it didn’t create the teams, they were financially stable exhibition football teams that came together to play in a unified league. That’s why it was able to grow over 100 years.
Contrast that to creating 8 football teams yourself, brand them yourself, finance them yourself, finding players yourself. Vince is rich but the Dallas Cowboys and Buffalo Bills alone have more money than the entire WWE.

>150 years
the oldest team isnt even 100 years old

The Cardinals were founded in 1898, not 150 years but a really fuckin old

McCown confirmed as SB LIV MVP

Football is extremely expensive compared to other sports. Only the NFL and the top ~15 NCAA schools make a profit from football.

You have a larger roster (53+ players). But in reality, with guys cut and practice squads, you end up paying well over 100-200 guys in a season. Plus a larger coaching staff, ref staff, field, equipment, and liability insurance which is insanely expensive. I think the NFL pays several hundred million dollars a year for their insurance due to concussions.

Also, there's a small pool of good players. With 32 NFL teams, there's not even enough QB's or other players to have a complete roster. Basically every team has weak spots on the roster simply due to a lack of competent players. So the lesser football leagues are stuck with shitty scraps and the quality of play shows it. With the low quality of play, less people want to watch which means TV channels will pay a lot less for the rights to broadcast their games.

TL;DR: it costs a lot of money but brings in little revenue

also talent dropoff due to the nature of the sport gets pretty steep and it's hard to watch. college and even high school overcomes this due to the culture surrounding it that a new sterile pro league is obviously going to have none of

>y don’t boomer who liek old ting also liek new ting???
Is your brain wired stupid?

>McClown

The sport itself brings in little money, but the branding of a team make shitloads

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>mahomes has 11 TDs 0 Ints against the Blitz
>B-B-BUT BLITZING IS SUPPOSED TO STOP HIM

Imagine being as cringe as this faggot

The networks pay the NFL $7 billion dollars a year for broadcasting rights alone.

>mahomes has 0 TDs in a superbowl
lel

So the bears turned a reserve O lineman into a tight end, Bradley Sowell (people may remember he caught the touchdown in bears V rams) dropped over 40 lbs over the summer to switch positions, is that normal?

you're right about the rest but way more than 15 college teams make a profit. I think that's athletic programs as a whole that do, because college football literally funds all the other sports outside of college basketball which is generally more or less break even

I don't know of any 300 lb TEs so no. As for switching positions, happens once and awhile.

Tight ends are generally smaller than Linemen, yes.

He's only been the starter for one season, you absolute twat

>Mahomes had the highest success rate of passes to RBs last year even though Kareem Hunt wasn't in most of the season.

26 of the 62 successful attempts were to Hunt. So don't go
>UHDURDURRDRRRRR HEMMNUTTHUNTT LAST YRRSS DIFFERENT

Our RB committee will dab all over your fucking "Star RB"

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O'Dell is a great talent, but also an attention seeking headcase. No team he's on will win anything.

No team threw to its RBs more than the Patriots, and it obviously worked out OK for them. But that doesn’t mean the Patriots were the best at it — that honor belongs to the AFC runner-up Kansas City Chiefs, who recorded a success rate of 62.6 percent on these throws. The next best team on passes to running backs, the Panthers, posted a success rate of 54.5 percent. In fact, the difference in success rate, 8.1 percentage points, between the best and second-most effective teams — the Chiefs and Panthers — is the same as the difference between the Panthers and the Packers, the 15th-best team at this play.

The college numbers are a bit funky. It looks like they include budget allocations to the programs as revenue. Like Memphis (#58) reported $55 million of revenue but $23 million of that was allocations from the school's budget

sports.usatoday.com/ncaa/finances/

The Chiefs high success rate has to do with Andy Reid's love of the shovelpass

No I mean making that significant of a body change, I know guys move from WR to RB, safety's and corners switch around and 4-3 OLBs can play as 3-4 DEs, but those are similar body types and similar playing types. OL to TE seems like a whole different ballgame.

shut up nerds

>Better QB
>Better offense
>Better defense
but yeah, the browns totally won't win anything haha

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TEs can act as extra linemen on runs plays, so doesn't seem like that big of a stretch. Look at Gronk, excellent at blocking, although he might be more of an extreme example given his strength and size.

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How could anyone not want to see this happen?

Hey look, it's that autist Giants fan that hates Odell

Shut up faggot why wouldn’t he hate Odell?

>he
You mean you. And because Odell is a great player, unlike washed up Eli Manning. Watching you seethe and direct all of your anger at Odell is funny to watch. It will be especially funny if the Browns do well in the playoffs or he gets a ring with Mayfield at some point.

Is Frank Gore a top 5 GOAT at his position?

name one better coach

BELLICHICK

>Belichick
>Sean Payton
>Andy Reid

Nah. He's never been the best RB any given season, but he has been consistently good year after year.

>>>>>>>Andy Reid

>Belichick
uhh haha about that...
>41-33
>le bountygate man
>le chokes in the 4th man

>literally coached his team to 6 owls and consistent contender almost every single fucking year

I don't even know why I come here, you people are fucking retarded

thanks fren. his time is coming to an end

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Kyle Shanahan
Sean Payton
Pete Carroll
Mike Zimmer
Sean McVay
Vic Fangio
Matt Nagy

>mike Zimmer
Are you fucking serious? Is your IQ measured in decimals?

jeez if Doug had ref help and the Patriots roster I'm sure he could be a contender every year too
>Sean McVay
bad bait and you know it

I'll take a Parcells disciple over a Reid disciple.

I mean skill wise not really, he doesn't hold a candle to guys like Payton or Sanders etc. but work ethic, competitiveness and sheer force of will he's absolutely top 5, up there with Steve Smith, he's a goddamn animal and I want to see him keep going

Patriots have their roster because of Bellichick you retard

>Screen Payton
It's not 2011 anymore

You’re a fucking idiot. Le can’t coach offense man is bottom 10 and no higher

Yes.

theringer.com/nfl-preview/2019/8/15/20806627/frank-gore-buffalo-bill-miami-hurricanes-forever-football

Saints just had one of their best seasons under him last year, brainlet

Oh, so you mean they won the Owl?

They probably could have if it weren't for the fluke loss to the Rams

Those digits of truth.

Which team that most people think will do good will get exposed the hardest?

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Aints

What would the all time team of old niggas look like? The guys who play way past what people say is "prime" and keep kicking young kids ass?
QB would obviously be Brady even though Favre gives better old man vibes
WR1 is Rice, WR2 is Steve Smith
Frank Gore at RB
Julius Peppers and Suggs as DE/OLB
Vinatieri at Kicker
Gates at TE
Who else?

>helicopter spin
every time

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Rams, though it's more the masses realizing they were already exposed.

Brady at QB is all you need to beat any young team. Those other guys are just icing on the cake.

Browns gamethread?

What’s everybody’s fantasy team looking like?

colts. they'll try to rush luck back too fast, he'll start the season and look good before hurting himself more and getting shut down for the season

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jesus fuck demon of hatred is so hard

QB: Favre
RB: Gore
WR: Rice, Smith, Ward
TE: Gonzalez, Gates

These skills players in their late 30s would fuck up any defense.

>that fucking picture
Dogs are such ass holes sometimes.

they can give it but can't take it

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Haha, Broncos offense starting fights because they can't handle the 49ers golden D.

I would make the thread, but some chronic shitposter got me rangebanned.

>broncos o
>niners d

literal cripple fight

>No!, Not my injurious foreleg human!

kareem the woman crusher hunt is making his debut in about 10 minutes, i cant wait

I just like watching them lose their shit. Two Broncos were ejected for throwing punches.

Pats. Brady looked old last year. And with nobody to throw it to, I can't imagine him looking any less old.

>94844168
But you just gave the normie opinion. That's literally what everybody is saying right now.

why get into a fight, let alone throw punches? you get injured during that shit, you risk getting cut and making no money (if you're not a top pick or signed to a contact with a lot of guarantees)

the fuck? No Mayfield tonight?

Will this be Brady's last full season?

this browns backup is p good

Why doesn't everyone despise the Colts?

>over a decade of manning at QB, lucks into a SB title against shitty bears
>gets injured for one year, team tanks on purpose to get next generational QB prospect
>luck gets injured one year, team tanks on purpose to get nelson, generational guard prospect

I fucking hate them

he's a system RB and KC doesn't miss him

Vikings will go 10-6 if their season turns to shit
13-3 if they win the close ones.

They will split with the Pack, drop the Chiefs, and lay an egg to the Eagles. All others I would say are very winnable games with some luck on their side

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Doubtful, he's going to need a full season of absolute suck before he retires and I really don't see this being the year, even if he takes a step back he'll be back next year.

When was the last an elite, hof WR won a ring?

nobody is winning in KC but the Chiefs this year

Coaching and O-Line are more important than having good WR's or TE's, imo.

they're too busy shitting their pants to be a consistent threat. Also Jim Irsay is a junkie and an embarrassment to the league.

Most of these owners couldn't give a shit whether they win or not as long as their pockets keep getting fatter.

No one cares because Indiana doesn't even exist, this is all CG.

Because despite all of this they have been extremely held back by literally one man who owns the team.

The only people who dislike the Colts are other AFC South teams and Patriot fans who somehow think they have a rivalry with them even though they play each other once every 2 or 3 years. Maybe some drunk Baltimore fans too who just enjoy their anger.

The Colts believe it or not are tremendously unlucky who have capitalized once every five opportunities given to them.

No chance. Not even top 10. Just played a shit ton of time to pad his bulk stats.
Though in his defense, he's got 60 less TD's than Tomlinson, and he's had 60 less touches inside the 3 yard line than LT. So there's that.

No Baker, Chubb, Njoku, OBJ, or Landry.

The Chargers' season is over before it began. A story old as time.

I know, I tried to say that but maybe drop was a bad word

mike pence (best VP in history) is from indiana, u mad

>implying they won't lose every game in December in a typical kangz collapse

Absolutely based. Fuck mini soda.

Okay which one of you did this

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>Pats. Brady looked old last year. And with nobody to throw it to, I can't imagine him looking any less old.
People keep saying this every year, and every year it doesn't happen. Unfortunately.

I did and I regret nothing

Kys drumpfcuck

that was totes me. Hah, I'm sucha jokester sometimes

>mike pence is real
lmao

>le epic wikipedia edit

it's like i'm really back in 2009

>Nobody to throw to.

Pats have Gordon, Edelman, Michel, White, Burkhead, Dorsett, Harry, Watson.

>Nobody to throw to.

Look at that fucking punt though

He had Gronk last year, which makes Edleman look good. This year, all of those receivers are on their own. No double/triple coverage for Gronk.

probably EDP

youtube.com/watch?v=ytIucCzZaWc

Imagine being a white guy that votes Democrat still

He'll play 4-5 more years bud.

Every last one of them is mediocre at best. We'll see how good Edleman is when the opposing D doesn't have to designate quadruple coverage for Gronk.

Um, that's incorrect sweetie. If he gets hurt his body won't heal like it used to.

>in b4 "muh pliability"

>browns not looking good against a dual threat QB

ravens winning the division

Who's winning it?

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redpill me on the panthers in the 2019-2020 season

Gronk was dogshit as a passcatcher last year lmao. People are way overstating the impact of losing him.

I hate them for wasting prime Peyton's years. I know Peyton fucked up a few playoff games, but his team never did him any favours.

how exactly is lameme a "dual-threat"

this, trump has our best interests in mind

All black QBs are dual threats

LAST DIGIT IS NUMBER OF CARR TDS FOR WEEK 1

Name 3 good black QBs

Lamar's not because he can't pass to save his life.

A few of them are slow as shit

Peterman confirmed starter, check this 7 for his 7 TDs

>NFLN triple-header
>Browns/Colts blacked out
>Chiefs/Steelers will be too

O-okay

Wilson, Cam, and Watson

And he rarely gets hit or touched, and when someone does actually barely touch him there's a flag flying in. He'll play as long as he can still throw, which can be into his 50's if he wants arm strength stays with you for decades. Marino can still sling it.

please respond. Give me some meme answers that makes it sound like I know more about them than I actually do.

>passcatcher
His strength was in drawing coverage. When you have three defenders assigned to him, it frees up the Pats' mediocre manlets.

>Wilson
>Black

>Gordon is mediocre.

If he plays all 16 games he'll get 1000 yards and possibly 10 TD's. And James White is so damn underrated.

doubt it

you have to be able to throw the ball to be a "dual-threat."

Utterly retarded meme

11-5 at best.
6-10 at worst.
If Cam stays healthy, I'll say 8-8/9-7 and just miss playoffs.

>If he plays all 16 games he'll get 1000 yards
He's never done even half of that in 1 season. What makes you say this?

Someone NFL expert was talking last year on how long Brady can play, and he said he was hanging with Marino and he can still throw a good fast-ball, can still launch it downfield (maybe not as good as his prime, but still good); he just couldn't take the hits anymore. But Brady's only 42, and rarely gets hit, more tackles and drag downs. No reason he can't play till 50.

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You forgetting 2013 or something?

Wilson and Mahomes are mixed right ? why does wilson look but with godtier hair and mahomes look white but with nappy hair?

He literally had 1600 in Cleveland...

And now he's got the best QB ever apparently throwing to him.

ah so they're still just a shitty meme team then? Thanks for responding, wasnt expecting a bong to respond desu but I guess all seppos are cunts after all

imagine using 70's slang. you plan on breaking out your disco jacket too?

>one season of garbage time stats
Not really impressed by putting up garbage yards on a 4-12 team.

Odd year panthers are guaranteed to break out

Is this bait?

I mean they're a solid team but playing Saints twice, Falcons twice and even Bucs on the road is tough. Plus games like Rams, Texans, Packers, Seahawks and Colts and it's a tough road. They're gonna have to really be at their best and win some tight ass games in order to make playoffs. Unlikely, but everything's possible.

Checked but not happening

How many of those Browns games were blowouts?

come back when it does so I can make fun of you

>nagy
>fangio
dumb bait

Do they have any real "top tier" type stars? Like top 5 in their role kind of guys

We're not talking about the Browns, we're talking about Josh Gordon

>Patriots roster
Lol.

Yes. Christian McCaffrey is a great back, a healthy Cam is dangerous, and their defense is pretty damn good especially Kuechly.

theyll go 8-8 if things go poorly, 11-5 if everything works right
the buffalo game wasnt a fluke, cousins will always drop an easy game like that a season on the vikings

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE BURRS COME FOR YOU?

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>went to wisconsin which is reliably the only major cfb team you will see that's mostly white
>got drafted to play baseball
>co-hosts a charity golf tournament with a nascar driver
>grew up in an intact nuclear household to two professional parents
>owns a bread company
>small ownership stake in an mls team
dudes whiter than any motherfucker on this board

Load the right side, force them to go left

In Josh Gordon's 5 seasons where he wasn't suspended the entire year, he has 3 with over 500 yards. The lowest of those 3 years had he 4 touchdowns, then 5, then 9.
The Patriots could have at least 3 black WRs that are over 6'2 and 200+ lbs this year I believe. On top of Edelman.

3 black WRs on top of Edelman, you say...

Yes, and his circumstances that year were reliant on the Browns. Were the Browns playing three quarters of garbage time per game?

Is Jon Gruden a good football guy or a bad football guy?

You know how those Jews are

good but not great at football, but questionable coaching skills

thanks for responding friend

Not this shit again

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Ask Phillip Lindsay. He got frustrated from the contact and threw punches.

I'm pretty sure too-cool-for-school Luck is just faking injury and skipping class

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Looks like he is hopped up on goofballs.

You better hope so cuz if not get ready for 4-12

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
>See that sad lookin' dude sittin' there on the left? Yep, that's me. Two time super bowl champion and former pro bowl cornerback Malcolm Bulter. Now, i bet you're wondering how a Super Bowl hero ended up sitting on the bench in the biggest game of the year. And behind no-name JV scrubs named jackson,, or something, no less. Well, to tell you the story of the worst coaching decision in Super Bowl history, I have to start at the very beginning.
*Bubba O'Reilly starts playing*
>It all started in the summer of '88...

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niggas be dropping like flies this preseason

Ahh, nothing like exhibition football to take your mind off of alimony payments.

butler is a clown and although he saved our asses in 49, he got lucky. glad to have him gone

didn't know gay guys had to pay alimony

>"The Patriots play in the weakest division"

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

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>implying Malcolm Butler won’t make it to the AFCCG this year against the Patriots and be up 35-3 at halftime, and when the patriots start coming back there will be 30 seconds left on the clock and the score is Patriots 31-35 Titans and the patriots will be at the 5 yard line on 2nd down, and Brady’s CTE from 20 years at quarterback will cause him to throw a check down which will be picked off by Butler, and the titans win.
>then go on to get bootyblasted by the Rams

The league better hope so

>Patriots get 6 free wins every year!

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>implying it would have made a difference
Pure cope

>checkdown picked off by butler
nice try........

>literally made over $100 million dollars
>can't afford rogain or a hair transplant

i don't get it

>Pats blow it against bad teams
>Somehow this is a good thing

>6 free wins
To be fair it’s only 5

The Patriots get 5 free wins every year. The Steelers don’t, the Colts don’t, the Packers don’t. That’s because the other teams in their division get better and worse. The dolphins jets and bills are shit year after year, whereas the Vikings Bears and Lions surge regularly

>game literally game down to which defense could make 1 (ONE (EINZ (UNO))) stop
>id wood not matter if dey played butler ins ted of da practis skwad guis

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Strategy

If I had as much talent, money and life stability I'd also rock a bald spot with pride.

He likely would get busted with some illegal substance from the league like what happened to tate

>get absolutely and utterly torched for 60 minutes
>eagles don't punt the entire game
>best cornerback is benched the entire game

>wouldn't have made a difference

interesting logic

i

chiefs (of kansas city)

The great debate: who should hold the ball for kicks, the quarterback or the punter?

maybe you're right, maybe foles wouldnt have had it so easy, maybe brady would have outperformed foles even more than he already did
but
why the fuck are we even speaking about what ifs and hypothetical turnouts lol lets talk 2019 season faggot

>ayo, holmes, I am like Captain Huero

you are youre of your damn mind

>me and brady's sixth knee

lmao kek'd and based

See, mine is a pun because Brady's knee only got stronger since 2009... Gurley not so much.

wiat what the fuck is the pun

dedicated holder

Your dick, m8

>you now realize that the Broncos had a losing streak against Black Quarterbacks in the Super Bowl until Super Bowl 50 when cam newton blew it

is there a double meaning? what is it

are all these nfl general trip fags the same person with multiple personality disorder. this is fucking terrible

I'm sure the NFL ignoring all the shots to the head had nothing to do with it.
>i know it's not the same game

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Dak the giant slayer and old bay are the same person

they aren't do lmao. stop with the boogeyman shit. trips and the people who come up with conspiracy theories about them both need to take their meds

Does that mean OldGay wants to get pegged while Mistress T fucks a black guy and calls him a sissy?

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tarrant is a saint in my eyes

>both sides are a problem
fuck off centrist

I didn’t read his entire manifesto so I don’t know if he had a problem with Non-whites in America like he did in Europe and """white""" Australia and NZ. So if he played on the saints how would he have reacted to a black guy doing pic related

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RAIDERS

Owl is going to be Gilbert-led Browns (mayfield suffers career-ending anal injury) against the Eagles under Admiral Nelson
cap this

Centrist shaming is a huge issue, and that's not an issue I'm centrist on at all

Philadelphia Eagles to be perfectly honest with you family

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Are you denying that both Dems and Reps are shit?

>he doesn't watch his team with his significant other while wearing team gear

explain yourselves

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>explain yourselves
I do not have a significant other and if I did she would let me be with the boys for fusbol

>americans
yikes

could someone print this out and cum on it real quick

If I were an NFL team, I'd be the Bills. Hope that answers your question, user.

This looks like the picture you find on cuckolding forums

I'm a Seahawks fan and my significant other Dolphins...we still watch both teams games together just in different jerseys

Based

based.

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Don't have one

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holy kek

You had your chance with 4 girls and blew it all 4 times?

She brings me beers and sucks my dick when we win and puts it up her butt when we lose. Then helps me clean up the home made Buffalo wings mess in the kitchen. Then I get to spend a few minutes fingering her and making out before I fuck her to another powerful orgasm. And then we fall asleep in each other's arms. If I had someone! Oh God I'm so lonely and horny

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Yikes

The first 4 games are huge. They can't afford another 2-2 start with some tough games down the stretch.

>WOMEN

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This picture made my gf want a Garrett jersey so we might this year

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Lmao this nigga is back.

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Your committee of washups, burnouts, concussion pinatas and literal "who" players. Not going to be dabbing on anyone.

Now in week 7 when the Chiefs sign MG3...

Based
1. Chiefs
2. Texans
3. Steelers
4. Jets
5. Chargers
6. Browns

Saved.

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*blocks your path*

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It was either that or the Vikings.

The Vikings have 1 NFL championship.
Does it count?

No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single living soul:
Anons:
>4. Jets
>6. Jets

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Dope, if I were playing I'd use a future trunks themed one

youtube.com/watch?v=bVqGmXDm440

I’ve got $10,000 on the Jets to win the AFCE. You faggots forget that gronk retiring is going to have the same impact on the patriots as if Brady retired and gronk didn’t. Gonna be laughing when the gaytriots go 2-14 like the bitches they are.

Learn sports, make money

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>filename
lel

I'm the poster you're quoting. Dude, I was at that game. My paper bus pass melted into the side of my wallet thanks to all the sweat. It was just gross.

>jets fan posts a tranny
heh

Panthers fucking suck.

Because it has a pool

>implying you didnt post that
heh

i think that's just a woman(male)

Pats fans don't give a shit about the colts, it was Manning they cared about.

No, it was me I forgot to turn my trip on.
I am an ABNE however, for obvious reasons.
I found that picture on /int/

Rude

Tom Brady sucks
The only time he ever hit 40TDs was with the GOAT receiver
Rodgers with Moss and Gronk would get 80 touchdowns in a season

Is it because his super shitty destroyed future reminds you of Oakland so much?

You mean how he still produced when leparty cyborg man was down for repairs every other game.

Comeon man, you were completely right about Messi because he actually sucks but you can’t say this shit about Brady.

>Messi
Who? I'm talking about real football

Honestly, I have to give you credit for showing your face 'round these parts.

Finished painting my living room today, just in time to turn on the radio for the pregame show and slam back some beers watching my Kansas City Football Chiefs btfo the pissburg stealers.

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You’re not the same Badass Kiwi who predicted Messi would blow a 3-0 lead despite 50-1 odds and were completely right?

The hoodie probably bblows those games on purpose to give a reason to work the teams ass off.

OldBay, this is the kinda stuff that could make you some real fucking money. Put them thick thighs and DSLs to work.

BB would murder a million children to go 19-0 and you know it

Old Bay is for the ladies to enjoy.

Brady not playing tonight.

Ladies enjoy trap cam whores. It's an expansive business.

no surprise there

Pretty nasty looking, bruh. Probably tastes alright, but it looks awful.

idk if it's the same kiwi. the other one is a known messi hater called twain and posts with different proxies every time.

Actually no but future trunks was my main in DBZBT3 then Super Vegeta but trunks is cooler
Please, I only fuck thicc girls, white, black, or brown, I don't care as long as they female and don't have a face like a can of dog food
Spare me your faggot mental gymnastics

look at what i got. jelly, /nfl/?

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>Cardinals literally traded the next GOAT and drafted Kyler Manlet #1 overall.

LMAO

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The refs favor the ram-

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12 mistakes now

Who are the standout offensive rookies so far this preseason?

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based, fuck rasm

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can anybody explain to me what Jay-Z is supposed to accomplish?

good effort

>root beer
No.

R A R E

world peace?

why not? the only better beverage I can think of than root beer on the top of my head is like water and orange juice.

are you for sale?

>he claims to be a diehard fan
>doesn’t live in his team’s city
Plastic desu, your $20,000 mancave doesn’t mean shit if it’s 15 hours away from the stadium

If we give you beer can we buy your country? We will move a nfl team there as well

What are you, fucking 12?

D-did we buy Greenland?

Free vodka for life, and an Ice track for NASCAR, and we have a deal.

What no, of course not. I dont normally drink soda but root beer has to be up their near the top of the list for soft drinks

Who's ready for some chiieeeefs?

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>his local grocery stores don't look like this

sad

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>high-powered offense
Based

whoops forgot to respond to

>soft drinks

why are they called soft drinks anyway? i mean, all liquids are soft

>Chefs
Thank god

No wonder you're all fucking obese.

My jets?

Yeah Gregg Williams is a fucking HACK

>>>>Chokes

Why make fun of greenland? We gave them freedoms now they arent communism so they are based boys now

does elway have dementia or something?

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I ate a bowl of Mahomes Magic Crunch™ and now I can throw a football 70 yards

Because they don't have alcohol

"Hard" refers to a drink containing alcohol. "Soft" therefore means it doesn't have alcohol.

imagine misking root beer with the whisky bros

me

>Implying joint practices aren't an excuse to pick players off the bone
>Implying Vrabel isn't waiting for Brady to get cut to pick him up

preston williams.

imagine not being able to get it for $4.99

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>From arbitrary date that is neither the first year most of those teams played, nor a common year (First super bowl, AFL-NFL merger, etc.)
Attention-desperate Broncos fan spotted

Root beer and whiskey is pretty good. Making a whiskey flip with root beer instead of amaretto is solid too.

Kek imagine taking out a payment plan on a box of cereal

based chiefchads

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So who's most likely to regress this year, spee? I think it's gonna be Rams big time. Goff got exposed, their galaxy brain scheme got exposed even before their loss to the Saints. Keep Donald off your QB and their defense is average at best.

Saints and Pats should stay competitive, I don't see too much improvement or regression over last season, barring shitty QB play due to age.

Chiefs I think are actually gonna improve over last year with their defense. I know Mahomes is a meme, but he's a meme that just dabbed 5000+ yards on everyone last season. If their defense is better than dogshit this year, they might be a shoe-in for the Owl.

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Something someone from Kansas would do.

I'm tired of Miami training camp though. They hype up EVERYONE every year. Remember DeVante Parker last preseason? They thought he was the second coming of Jesus.

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>XXL

is every chiefs required to be fat or what?

I do agree that the Eagles would have a better roster if they had the Patriots' GM. They should hire that guy away from the Patriots.

>Swag Kelly
>Finna boutta MVP
Broncucks BTFO

You now remember Cam's dannon yogurt commercials getting pulled for his "female" comment

>underage doesn't know how jersey's work

I'm not fat you retard. You get a jersey 1 or 2 times your regular shirt size because you wear it over your clothes, idiot.

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LLWLWLWW
LLWLWLLL

6-10.

Goff is white so he’ll improve his game. mutthomes however had his 1 and done meme nigger quarterback season. He’ll be out of the league in 3 years. Don’t forget pic related was out during the bears and patriots game

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Williams is WR1

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just 2 world class athletes being bros

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Hello frens

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fuckin based

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How many fuckin pepe images do you autists have

Chiefs/Vikes super bowl when?

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Reminder that kelce and hill are the only teammates ever to both have +1300 yds and +10 tds in a single season

>when a league declares bankruptcy to keep you from winning the champions hip

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Don't ask, you'll just encourage them.

Reminder that even though that’s true they STILL lost to the patriots

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rent is due beanbrain

Defense wins championships BABY. FUCK KANSAS SHITTY
PATS PATS PATS PATS PATS

Not enough, bucko

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>brady would have outperformed foles even more than he already did
Nice job exposing yourself as having just checked the box score and not watched the game.

KC just needs a middle of the pack defense to win the owl and they will most likely have that this year. We got the honey badger baby

Damn I remember making that image. Based hots hots

Anyone who watched the game knows the Eagles won off of illegal formations. Brady at least got his stats legit.

what game should i watch? pitts-kc comes in on the antenna

wew

>when a league declares bankruptcy to keep you from winning the champions hip

I know that feel

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Not the same user but foles played on another level. brady gave it his all but foles made passes that shouldn’t have not been made. Pin point accuracy.

Not to mention Belichick sat Butler for unknown reasons, a Super Bowl playmaker.

>$84 million guaranteed

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>pitts-kc
Probably that, unless Indy makes a 1st down on this play.

Daniel Jones is a 1st ballot hall of famer.

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there's 3 minutes left in the browns-indy game. the kc-pitt game doesn't start for 40 minutes, genius

Should I be worried?

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>lives rent free in people's minds

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Fuck off Daniel Jones

literally whom?

Why aren't you watching NASCAR then?

the next superb owl MVP

>muh illegal formations
cope bradyfag

Because watching a bunch of fags press a gas pedal and turn left is gay

Even the refs admitted as such after the fact. That said, I was glad your team was finally able to win something. I know how difficult it was for them. A shame about them keeping Wentz, though.

Don't you watch cuck porn?

>rain

>$84 million
>GUARANTEED
>4-24 vs winning teams

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>KC-Pitt game delayed due to weather

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>catches literally every ball thrown at him
>especially from ELITE kirk cousins

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SOMEONE FUCKING STOP CHAD

Lol, send they rain here

Are we really at this level of baiting?

CHAD "TIPPED BALL" KELLY

BWHAHAHAHAAHA.
Colt's Off Cord should be fired for that dumb ass call.

This isn't an invite for criticism, I'm just posting this to make sure we all agree.

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people on this godforsaken site will respond to the lowest effort and most obvious bait.

>refs admitted
lol no
i'm watching your mom getting railed by me :)

>EIGHTY FOUR
>MILLION
>DOLLARS
>ALL GUARANTEED
Oh NONONONO

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What'd he do? Why is it always the Colts?

Kill yourself

isn't he the seahawks OC when they threw it at the 1 yard line in the super bowl?

called a pass play on 4th & 1 within FG range when down 3

Does he get a shot when Brisett eventually craps out?

New thread

So you agree, but you want me to kill yourself. You know, I remember at least one historical figure who dealt with people who rejected his message. Ever heard of JESUS?

Could have tied the game with an easy kick. Instead went for a TD on the 4th, and they blew it.

>Steelers 6-10
Absolute trash.

teams don't want to go to overtime in the preseason, dumbass.

>Texans 9-7
Can't argue with that.