Official Manchester City vs Tottenham Hotspur match thread 2

Impregnation!

>my team is better than yours because we can afford to buy better players

the absolute state of soccer.

>City refballed out of a pen
cringe

rate my gf

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Lamela should be Uruguayan. He's based

mad how repetatively successful city are. it's the same tactic every time, you can see it happening, and it still just slices through everyone.

What does English Premier League stands for? I don’t see no English players on the pitch.

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>gundo

cute/10

The alternative is Wanyama

>Why yes I do believe Peter Drurys commentary is the best in the world his poetic style adds incredible depth to the beautiful game

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They also have better strats lad, look at man u, they were shit in the last few seasons and their team almost costs as much as citehs

wtf city are just spamming this de bruyne cross from the right play

Terrible

viadão

Kane is finished.

'Arry Kane

i really hate these Yea Forums cancer that come here lads

Why does Aguero disappear in the Champions League?

>EPL defence

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nigga just kill de groine hahaahha

Gostosa

sneed

teevee and spee are a good mix

Why don't Spurs try to bypass the press?

Can only perform in leagues, not cups

Any one got an up to date stream

Sneeding

Gazza->Wazza->Razza

Adds up

Nice hairline la.

according to this thread, no it isn't

based bernardo

kek

Bernardo 'messi' silva

oof

He's the English Muller

WHO is that whistling faggot

>consider yourselves title contenders
>have a player of Winks' caliber in at your core

Lmao

Damn bernardo

>Lloris

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gungodan isn't that bad

Fucking hell Lloris

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based hair implantatio

Winks will be the GOAT in five years time

Oh he cute

>Llolis

wheres the fucking
SLAAAAAGS

Seems a bit of a security risk having a dog flap that large.

HT

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Tottenham Hot Sperm getting BTFO'd

masters of gegenpressing

Formerly love

Who /halftimecric/ here?

>ROSE
>LLORIS
how do we fix these memes?

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I wasn't paying attention to /trans/. Has Kane fucked off to Spain or something?

Slippery Bernardo webm where?

why B. Silva it's so fucking good lads?

stream? i can't find any working ones pls help

Could murder a McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese right about now.

Hello lads

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I got you senpai

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what is Yea Forums opinion on this clip?

streamable.com/hzmo8

NEW THREAD EVERYONE MIGRATE

Drugs

who scored for Tottenham, lads? Google is not showing any name.

>eating McJew

I thought it was just homeless people and drug addicts?

Érik Lamela

>it's another year of nobody helping liverpool out at all

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Lamela

Big Brain Guardi

That's a bit lame la

the only upside of spurs losing is that

Lamela

Is Lamela the B Silva of Spurs?

Fuck Joe Root.

This is going to be a liverpool invincible season. No need for help.

>Shots: MC - 13; Tot - 1
>Shots on Goal: MC - 5; Tot - 1

Jesus...

So what changes would you make at half time. There are so many Spurs players not doing anything but I can't see anybody on the bench fixing things

Why’s this nonce on anything other than a league of their own?

>Mfw watching a fit de bruyne play

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Halftime posting has been shit so far this season, disappointing tbqhwyf

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Halftime Guess the Player

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>english commercials
>immediately WFBM family

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you """lad""" dissapointing tbqwhwyqhwbsqwhyh

Бaжoл нa гyй :DDDDDD

Бидopac :DD

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Clichy

sagna?

Britards are ugly and have zero sense of humor

Sanchez has been dreadful and Vertonghen should be there instead.
Lamela needs pace around him or be replaced by Lucas.

>Jesus...
isn't playing

correct

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>female comedians
you just feel awful for them

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kek

Respect to the extras who managed to pretend to laugh at that

La Sagna

Absolute state of bong tv... glad I left

29 in ten days. I'm retiring from 4channel on that day. Make the most of me until then.

btsm3 el match 3la eh prince

From a neutral point of view, Harry Kane needs to score some goals

hot

If you still have hair, it only gets better from here, lad.

sdfgdf.xyz/live/2886/manchester-city-vs-tottenham-hotspur-sky-sports-main-event/

Gallas went to fucking Perth?

Gallas?

but you can never leave

William Gallas?

don't see the usual Malaysian flag webm poster
I'd take his place but I only have chink slags

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Gallas, the best #10 ever

GIVE HIM YOUR ENERGY LADS
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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yes
youtube.com/watch?v=6W6vWqhzKsw

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shokran yasta bs da HD w 2na f2er :(. thanks anyway fren

Better than nothing

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close your mouth lad

Nothing wrong with that.

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Why not just ask for the entire 2010 french back line?

Sauce? Fuck me what a stunner

Cityyyyy
Manchester Cityyyyyyyyyyyyy

i know city are great and play lovely football and all that, but it's a bit boring isn't it

ياسطى مانا فقير جربوع بس اللنك دة شغال كويس على خط ابو 140 جنيه

fucking hell fire.

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>Right here right now starts playing

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is it just me or has this been a really long half time?

feel a moura goal coming

Delicious

Is he even playing

spurs are late out

انا خطي ب 140 برضوا وهو شغال من غير تقطيع فعلا بس انا بنزل العاب وكدا و سعه التحميل راكباني. بس اشطا عادي خلاص بتاع يلا جو فور كورا

RAHEEM STERLING

HES TOP OF THE LEAGUE

How do I get a thot gf bros

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he will

For me, it's Benjani.

>kdb wearing the armband with aguero on the field
wut

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I give City 7 minutes in this half until they score again

what went so horribly wrong?

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lads I stuck a tenner on Aguero and Kane both scoring at 8/1

Also stuck a tenner on it finishing 3-1, 3-2 or 4-2 at about 4/1

come on the boys

bta3 go 4 kora esht3*l

Fuck off

What an absolute champion

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RIGHT HERE
>RIGHT NOW
RIGHT HERE
>RIGHT NOW
RIGHT HERE
>RIGHT NOW
RIGHT HERE
>RIGHT NOW
RIGHT HERE
>RIGHT NOW

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>spurs coming out late
remember when city got a bigger fine for this in the CL than CSKA got for racially abusing several players

Wow, what's the protest about, wondering why there's so many empty seats at the Etihad.

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How does one achieve this body type?

Put on Lo Celso

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eat pies, drink pints and never exercise it's not hard

explain what is "wrong" first

I'll put something on for you, cutie ;)

For me it's Lucy Verasamy.

>chink slags
fuck off malaysia, i expected more from you

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Ndubu is absolutely lost in midfield.
>€70m

BASED LADS OF THE HACKER COMMUNITY KNOWN AS Yea Forums

Clichy won the prem in 2012 user

For me it's Marcia Imperator

>putting money on kane

bookies told me to say thx

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This desu

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Fucks sake city could be up 5-1 right now

rodri looks immense

why didnt you bet on sterling you twat, sterling is city's primary goal scorer this season

>lelporte

t. cumbrain

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>wrong
que?

3-1 soon

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...

i'd be embarrassed if i were a city fan

Left looks my cousin who has made a career out of scamming Egyptian men for holidays.

tuened into an art ho

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>those chicken legs

no thanks

STOP SHOOTING KEVIN

incel

Art hoes are high tier

city missing so many easy chances

Alright I KNOW you're gonna post more of these pictures, right?

Lucas scores at 66'

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How does that work? Is she a travel agent that convinces them that Hull is lovely in its own special way?

City turning the screw on this game

>sterling too dumb to realize that was played back by a spurs defender and he could have picked it up

how did this team advance to the final?

You don't look like tha anime girl and you never will tranny.

FUCKING STATE of Ndombele

holy shit lmao

there another thread?

home goals

that tranny looks like respected football journalist paolo bandini. how odd

luck is a major factor in cl

.

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yid scum

Tottenham is fucking shit against city wtf

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MOURA

Luck isn’t real

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LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS

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handball goal against city + easy draws otherwise

>spurs score
>muted response from the commentators
Hmmm.

EXPONERAD

MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA MOURA

No, this is about how busy a usual Man city customers thread gets.

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LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS LUCAS

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ALLLLLAAAAAAAH
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>not starting lucas

would bleach

t. cumbrain

Thank you Jesus

BASED STAVRO
FUCK TURKS

>2 attempts 2 goals

Like fifa scripting

EXPOSED

>City can't finish
>Spurs are somehow going to scrape a draw here
W O W

>letting the smallest man on the pitch score a header

told you lads

>Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura Moura

More like 56 lmao

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LUCAS MOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

POCH 200 IQ

Calculated

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Spuds second goal webum.

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING

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city should be 6-2 up

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actually this tbqhwyf

>city should be like 4 or 5 up
>concede
oh no

>Ederson conceding his second goal from the second shot tottenham have had

why is he so shit lmao? no one ever seems to mention it either because he's good as passing the ball

POCH >>>> POOP

2 SHOTS
2 GOALS

>the dirty african shantytown of manchester

martin tyler takes a fistful of xanax before every game these days seems like

yup, i noticed that too

>that Poch face
>conceding to a header from Moura who's 4'11

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>2shooting
>2goals
wtf

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VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL VERY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL

FUCKING BASED

HUE HUE HUE

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have sneed

No - she gets men to pay for her flights to other parts of the world. Sometimes she meets up with them, most of the time she disappears as soon as she lands.

Renata Fan is a goddess

Kyle Wanker t. b. h.

AAAAAHHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

sasuga

Lmao 2 out of 2

EXPOSED!

WAAAAAAAAAAA WE WERE THE BETTER TEAM BECAUSE WE AREN'T EFFECTIVE

damn how can you do them so quickly?

So this is the power of Ederson

>b-but spurs have no back up striker now that llorente is gone
that's where you're wrong, nigger

has ederson ever actually saved a shot?

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>kane

>Man city when Lucas Moura gets subbed on

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>19 shots, 2 goals
>2 shots, 2 goals

Absolute fucking kek

Pochettino 200IQ confimed

LADS

Why is Kane so shit?

just realized Kane is playing tbqh

>Sperms fan are louder than City
the absolute state of this plastic trash team

get jesus and mahrez on

? do you have autism?

Luna a cute.

>lloris

Sterling will score again and he will be TOP OF THE LEAGUE

Digits and it goes to 4-4

This is the gayest post on Yea Forums ever

Stupid mong, hope he sniffs his queen's queefs and dies

t. 5'11"

remember when city had black nets?

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CUM ON CITY

I get the channel from satellite, so there's no negligible delay compared to internet streams and I have scripts to easily clip and encode them.

There are empty seats for this game. Shitty have no fanbase

it’s a drawing

;_;

trollbar

My mate does this as well. She's gorgeous not gonna lie, she has fellas in her dms all the time offering her flights to where ever, buying her hotels in London ect ect

She doesn't accept them all but accepts some of them, she's in Barca right now doing it. After she gets the plane tickets or finishes the holiday, she just blocks and ignores them

Jesus, come on SPURS

>no negligible
-no

Do London teams customers live in Manchester?

Dubs and Tottenham win

NBC have better commentators than bong tv

those are the stairs dumbass

Ure gay m8

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>lloris

Drawings can be cute.

Man city are the biggest bitches in the premier league

>The absolute state of possession football

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when will they learn

serves them right: they trusted a thot

get up you tart

>Llolis

100% we're so lucky desu

what's laporte's problem

based

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>that fucking dive
lmao

please take his place

Chelsea used to have black nets at the bridge too? Why did they get rid of them again?

refs missed two pens

>Otamendi

What the fuck was that dive

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>dives

>all these ngubus on spuds
wtf i love man city now

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lmao otamendi

I wish I were an attractive woman.

Are there actually people that cheer for this team of wogs?

People dont really rate Sterling, do they?

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but they didnt really

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>english teams
>english players are literally a minority on both teams

lmao

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Is Martin Tyler and Gary Neville the worst commentator pairing this century?

>Notomendi

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in the VAR era....

some brit told me today that he is world class lamo

white boi btfo, lol

With a cleaver and a few lumps of plastic you could become one.

>otamendi

Argies might be worse than Favelas

Fuck these posts always makes me so nervous until I find which way it goes

>AAAAAAAAAAAAA REF HE'S FOULED ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GIVE ME A PENALTY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She's not even a thot desu. Just takes advantage of pathetic men willing to pay money for pussy when they shouldn't

The bald fraud is seething

>poop seething at aguero

PEP IS SEETHING

>kane

CITY IS OVER

AGUERO IS FINISHED

based

gay sport

What possesses a grown man to dye his hair?

Lol aguero is getting lectured by guardiola

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fuck off pep

>after whoring out herself for 2 weeks to some creep and wasting shitloads of time on him she blocks him
What a life

Seething

MALDING

should I get Kün off my fantasy team? that shit doesn’t look good

OH NO NO NO NO BALD FRAUD EXPOED

AGUERO IS GONE

WELCOME TO MADRID

>she's not a thot
>she just takes people's money in exchange for sex but doesn't even have the dignity to have sex with them

Aguero got no time for peps attention seeking in front of the camera again kek

oh shit the premier league has started already?

>AAAAAAHHHH SAVE ME PEP WHY DOES THE OPPOSITION HAVE THE BALL!!!

Aguero will end up fat and playing for Hull City within 2 years

BALD FRAUD

can't wait for the entire week to be about pep and aguero arguing

OH FUCK

You just know that Pep touches his players cocks in the changing room.

Time to put Jesus in my FPL

Aguero is getting Fergied after that, goodbye

Theres room for only one based bald man in football

pic related

>Vamos man

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>in the lockers
>NOBODY TALKS

'ARRY

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pep is a better manager than aguero is a player
so pep wins

What does girl ass taste like?

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Why are City always so unlucky against Spurs? This is the exact copy of their CL matches.

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based pep

Pep is right you know

they are on a +250k a week. Do you think they care

She doesn't whore out. Few messages, doesn't sleep with them or anything, rarely even meets up with them. And she gets a holiday out of it.

??

what do you think pep actually said to aguero?

Welcome to Besiktas Aguero

>she

Should I watch the boys or godzilla kino after this?

I watch the PL just to hear Natalie's takes

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Jamal’s cum

>Touches in opposition's box
>Citeh 37, Tot 4
Fuck me

t. virgin cumbrain

DABBinson

Shit

Kane is a fraud

Spurs are jammy as fuck.

Shit

sterling is a decent player but by god he's such a brainlet

depends what they ate
ideally they will have eaten something garlic heavy i nthe last12 hours

City got worked into a shoot

Hey guys, I am from the future
HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE HARRY KANE

>pic not related

What happened here?

set me her insta

checked and raped

sauce

@hardcoreelizabeth

Brainlet and spinelet

like sand

ARGENTINA NO ES BLANCA

Laporte can't handle the BBC

fuck off twitch incel cumbrain.

UUUUUUH ASSSS MMMMMMMMHHHMMMM UUUUUUUUUHHH TITTIES AAAAAAAAA

all cumbrains should be atomic bombed than gassed than fucking raped by pack of niggers

Argie cunt, pep is the boss, dont want to get sub'd? Don't play shit, simple as. Fucking argie prick, glad I didnt pick him in my team this year

AGUERO COME TO BESIKTAS

Yeah she's a thot but not the thirsty ass men paying thousands to random girls on Instagram??
Taking advantage of dumb people doesn't make you a whore

Hardly a thot or a whore if she doesn't sleep with them or barely engages with them past messages?

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spurs's box is like a japanese subway train

>choke player
>no pen
>fair challenge for an aerial ball against keeper
>free kick

So how many "cabrons" were dropped in that convo?

Fuck off back to Yea Forums low test newfag

>Sissoko
What the fuck even was that

Based

Otamendi is shit, why is he at City?

>this is considered gay by amerimutts
>but the girls version of rugby with the game stopped every 5 seconds and players wearing pads and armor is totally masculine

JESUS

No tienes suficiente nivel
Pasa el puto balon
La concha de tu madre
Messi es dios

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lose weight

>otamendi

poor possession, this is the reason

thot doesn't mean whore and two wrongs don't make a right, these betas shouldn't be giving money to sluts like your friend and she shouldn't be scamming them out of their money

>the absolute state of shitty's finishing

>pep is going to substitute your ass if you don't play as he instructs you to do
Aguero is a bitch

Pep is so stuck up that Aguero will not play again this season.

Dedé no city

Cutie.

>Jejum

have sex incel

3 cabrons and one calvo hijoputa

City will almost certainly score another goal in stoppage time

JESUS CHRIST

My mind just can’t comprehend being this much of a cuck. What are they hoping for? Maybe they’re disabled or something, then she’s a piece of shit. Or just some super rich guys trying to get a lucky shot.

did they implement VAR yet?

that's more of a mexican word

>muh pads
The guys ram into each other way harder than rugby players dude, they get way more brain damage as a result too

GET KWP OFF FOR FUCK SAKE HE'S SHIT

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Why is City so violent?

What nigger?

Boring

>getting check mated again

[citation needed]

nice new hair bro

says the fucking brazilian?!?!?!

City love a good dive

It most likely works on a few slags. They'll see it as a bit of shagging with an old geezer for a few grands worth of a holiday

A rugby player would singlehandedly literally btfo an handegg player any time

The concussion lawsuit that the NFL had to pay out for is more than enough of a citation

t. virgin incel

men paid £30 for bathwater

>City attack on Tottenham's right side
>clear opportunity after clear opportunity with seconds between each other non-stop
>City attack on Tottenham's left side
>complete boreball for 5 minutes
hmm

>yeah she does basically the same thing as thots, but doesnt make a living out of it like other insta thots
Ok so she's an amateur thot.

no

based

About the brain damage? You just see it way more in nfl players. If you're talking about the power that's obvious by just watching clips of both sports

cringe

kill yourself. the NFL is fake as fuck

Rate my gf Yea Forums

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Not an argument

No they're just allowed to bash heads while ruggers are not

JESUS IS SO FUCKING DUMB

Based

>literally "no you"
>newfag calling others newfag
you are literal cancer, nigger

Gabriel Jesus is garbage, why you take Aguero off for him baffles me.

what a retard jesus

I'm trying to stay awake for the match thread but I'm just so shleep

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>Jesus
>doesn't pass it to the right to put Bernando in
>then gets in the way of De Bruyne attempting to do exactly that

Lmao that was low IQ nog behaviour if ever I saw it

Not white

De Bruyne is dead

>Basic bitch A levels

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The NFL is based. It has the most exciting regular season and an excellent playoff.

cute

>hold on let me fuck up this counter-attack by being a fucking retard

where did brazilians go so wrong

>de brown

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apostrophe

VERY cute

cute indian

i thought asians a made up alien race that only exist in animes

>Pstchology
>Biology
dump her mate, you're too good for her

why does gabriel jesus always look so sad?

Very pretty

>28 to 3 shots
>2-2
explain this

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thin hair

>Gabriel Jesus

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Pep is thinking long term. Took Aguero off to send a message.

She's going to get honour killed by her Iraqi uncle.

Pretty sure KDB just called Jesus a nigger

De bruyne is elite

no u

German efficiency

beautiful young lady

t. cumbrain

Shitty can't finish

WHO'S THE SPUDS RETARD WHO TOOK A SHOT AND MISSED? SHAMEFUL DISPLAY

spurs dont have any germans

>Jesus

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A-levels are overrated

Jewish efficiency

>taking bernardo off

Tottenham goal incoming

>Yids
>No germans
woah

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Kek, he's fucking seething.

Bet the changing room will be fun later.

>Soft Science A-Level

trash

>Lamela

>2-2 in the 77tg minute
>still have about the same chance of winning than drawing

This is the really fucked up about this post desu

I keep mistaking De Bruyne and Zinchenko.

Jewish tricks

no it's fairly used in spain

I wasn't even expecting a draw but if >we can hold on, I'm excited. bring on newcastle

Why do the players need massive waterbottles with a tap that let you drink with your head straight?

What's wrong with a plastic bottle that you tip your head back to drink from?

Why is he so short?

Ego

yikes

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Bald fraud wasted his subs

Based Angelino replacing Zincucko for the rest of the season

While I would be happy for you to win, I don't want Liverpool to win the title, so regrettably I must back City in every game since nobody else will stop the slippers.

you now remember england's brave harry kane

So that clueless twats could ask

>154 attacks
Hmmm

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new

feel a lo celso goal coming

Apart from themselves

Based Spurs handing the League to Liverpool. Maybe they will get a trophy for it.

5 minutes to go cunt

If you haven't bet your house on spurs winning the league you're never gonna make it

>a fucking spic saying anything

man utd fans in a nutshell

I remember some brits shitting on my boy lucas too kek

city lost to fucking newcastle last year, liverpool WILL NEVER win the PL

this

happy new year

Kek Leicester won before liverslip. Imagine if spurs win before them as well

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Will Skipp slip?

Nooooooooo

GET IN

inb4 this gets VAR'd

>the garden shed of Tottenham

FUCK THESE WORTHLESS KIKES

>JUST

FFS.

LMAO

Hahahahaha thank you VAR

HOTSPERM

Based

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KEK

FUCKING AGAIN, LMAO

Dzjayyyyyyy dzjuice

BASED VAR ALL PRAISE BE TO THEE

BASED VARZINHO

VAR SINSON VAR SINSON VAR SINSON VAR SINSON

OH NO NO NO NO

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VAR is always right

...

>Jesus seething

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“Youre all shite” lol

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"VAR IS SHIT" - Gabriel Jesus
>BASED
BASED
>BASED
BASED

A KLOPP WILL RISE. BANANA SKIN TIME BAYBEE