/bundes/

>that Hamann explanation why it wasnt a penalty vs Wolfsburg
The absolute state of refereeing in this league.

even five saisonübergreifende pflichtspiele

PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD PUGGI :DD

what a trainwreck of a squad

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>implying they won't choke hard again

Lewd!

>ynr lukaku calling this a team full of tomorrow's superstars

he actually did it, the mad man

looks strange desu. are you a Plattfuß?

delete

Belgians are American tier with football opinions tßh
Their national team disappear back into the abyss soon enough

Borussia Möngi Schwachkopf will finish top 6 again btw

Yes ;_;

no

mark my words, mongshit dickbach will be the lachnummer of the nation. EL vorrunde raus, zehnter platz in the league.

you're thingken of Frankfurt

Hecking already left though.

you just KNOW embulumbu is going to score after being useless for 3 year

Who do I trust?

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our boy Anime will dab on gladbmongs

Yeah and now he is going to win 2nd bundes and the pokal with HSV

Gladbach is gonna curbstomp those coal-mining sons of whores back into the slagpit where they belong.

yes yes

exactly. the shit is only about to start. i already see the headline on tm: "Wird Gladbach den Abstiegskampf annehmen? Ginter: 'Werden Ansprüche runterstellen müssen.' "

t. hurensohn

Coutinho > BvB

Yes yes, loving our HSV frens

But why.

Time for
>schalke

Me body is ready.

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trust me

Jesus Christ, Coutinho is 20mil for one year.

Gladbach and Schalke are both shit.

bought some new teas

will go for Rhabarber-Sahne Schwarztee now. wish me luck.

Bayern should buy eriksen

MODRIC CIAO

Okay, betting against them next week.
I still won't trust >Schalke though.

>and a 20+ yearly salary
Friendly reminder that Brandt cost 25

lel, they are actually showing women's football on the Sportschau...

brandt is also a literal who that played for lederbusen

A literal who, who plays as a starter for the German national team.

Brandt is gut but to pretend he's on the same class as coutinho is just dummkopf levels of dumb

german nt is irrelevant and estonia tier

But is he a Brett?

the german national team that lost 2-0 against south korea and got btfo in the group stage last wm?

Coutinho is shit m8.

don't remind me

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let's get real, there are only about 3-5 players around who are actually good. I'll leave it to you to decide which ones, but there are no doubts your opinions will be trash

I don't know about Brandt but
>Coutinho
>left Liverpool
>Liverpool actually got stronger after he left that and also won the CL
>failed at Barca
>Barca want to get rid of him after one season

He is good but if customers think he will save Bayern then they need to get real.

Too shy. Ill just post some random Flipina's feet instead

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There are five Großkreutze?

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if coutinho is shit then brandt is dogshit

check i ned :/

And Buyern's gonna slip on it.

like +/- in hockey
impact on goal difference of a player (weighted by oppo strength)

embolo, der schwarze trojaner

could have signed James for 40

>2-2

WHY IS BURGSTALLER PLAYING?

FUCK THAT SLOW ASS PIECE OF SHIT

Did Brandt play in the group stage?

And to pretend Coutinho isnt just a season long loanee is also Dummkopf tier, hence the monetary comparisson, as opposed to a qualitative one.

you mean shartmund will slip as always

nice

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>Did Brandt play in the group stage?
yes

As a starter?

Jz essen brett

rude

no because hes too shit and when he was playing he didnt do anything

the customer seeth is through the roof today

Funny, because he was one of the few good players in the group stage.

Also
>scores a goal in his first game against Augsburg in 20 minutes played.

ERA

That one burger? Kinda like that guy!

watch the customers praise Havertz next summer after a shambolic Leverkusen season, then flame him again after he goes to Real.

Jz essen burger oder vllt 1 pidser

he scored against augsburg? damn. weltklasse!

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JULIAN SCHIEBER

So by that logic, since Gnabry and Coman didnt score against Hertha, theyre shit amirite senpai?

>Brandt
>23 now
>Talent that got better every year and is now at a bigger club for the first time
>Coutinho
>27 year old lazy brazilian that flopped hard at barca
>Somehow brandt is worse just because ameritards aren't buying brandts jersey
/bundes/ is no better than transfermarkt.

>this guy is seething 24 hrs per day
get ready, /bundes/ will become a /leverkusen/ league

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Mag irgendjemand das Gladbach Trikot? Wer hat sich das ausgedacht...

BAYER
O
S
Z

City don't need Sane.
They should give him to us for free.

>we need the microsoft paint audience

Pusher? Isn Tier.

Looks like a Spülmittelverpackung

Please stop isn posting, I can't understand it

ja

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hob gpupst

The ami? Issa dumdum.

it means scoring a goal against augsburg doesnt mean hes as good as someone who played 200 matches for liverpool

hello burger, this is your threadly deutsch lesson:
isn = ist ein
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_(grammar)

Isn posting? Isn Brett.

>Ramen

they certainly aren't world class or anywhere near it like customers are always pretending

So how come Gnabry and Coman didnt score against Hertha, since Hertha is literally a shit team?

Buschi + Loddar surprisingly good

>Düsseldorf got better just by offloading their overrated trash to >schalke
impressive

yeah, it's comfy

because hertha didnt have 72 gegentore like augsburg last season

schalke gefällt mir gut bisher gegen den ball

Du? Isn guter freund

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no its awful

is that a fortnite thing?

It's a poorly educated thing.

zoomers say its a fortnite thing, but boomers know its not

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This is a pretty low IQ game.

Yeah, but Bayern shot on goal like 20 times vs Hertha?

Bosz after the match
"You have 3-4 really poor games per season. So if you win those, its really quite good"

walah was du sagen scheis katofl

17 and they still needed a penalty to draw, let that sink in for a minute

Dolan no!! What happen?!? ;_;

Isn
almost:
Bistn = Bist ein
study.com/academy/lesson/german-conjugation-of-sein.html

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>first game
>already poor
Truly the Betakusen way.

I threw up a lot last night
on-topic:
>Ten Hag will be the new Buyern coach next season
you heard it here first

alsch Leverkusen muscht du gegen Baderporn gewinnen

facebook com /246849935458747/posts/1756277561182636?s=100000324784561
>Schmadtke du Betrüger, fickst die Frau vom Stöger, nimmst dir 3 Millionen und haust ab
basiert

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>3-4
For him it's 34.

rip in peas dolan grumpf

Yikes.

...

How is my team >schalke doing so far?

You watched Bayern - Hertha as well?

>when you want to get lobotomized but the doc couldn't find anything

>fratzenbuch link

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t. Schmadtke

rather >schalkesque

based Herman

kek

That American who says Sancho can only score tap ins and assist with 3m sideways passes is getting severely BTFO so far this season

Alcacer is a god and I fully expect Real and Barca offers next summer.

Imagine his meltdown if Sancho moves to Chelsea to completely dab on Pulisic again.

Ich habe sooo gehofft Elvedi wird diesen Sommer für viel Geld verkauft. Der Bub geht bei Standards so übertrieben unter gegen kräftige Gegenspieler...

ozcikcizpa unironisch schlechtester "mann" auf dem platz. so ein nichtsnutz. rest sieht gut aus.

because their chancenverwertung isnt the greatest

what does that have to do with Brandt not being on the same level as coutinho?

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Based Kroos

What does Augsburg have to do with Brandt's quality?

don't bother having a discussion with the customer, he's always trying to derail it because he knows he's wrong. mentally ill if you ask me.

its you who brought up brandt scoring against Augsburg, a team that had 72 gegentore last season, as if its a big deal and sign of weltklasse quality

Dietmar, ich brauche für das nächste Kölnspiel deine Richtmikrofone!

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>t. hasn't watched a single game of poopeenho but rates him as world class since the Bayern rumors emerged
always the same with you retards

jz 0n sopa de macaco

Update on :
The mug fucking sucks for pouring. Too much foam.

t. hasnt watched a single game of coutinho but shits on him because hes joining bayern while rating brandt and schulz as world class since they joined BvB
always the same with you retards

the rhabarber-sahne schwarztee was bretty good. will try lemon tomorrow

Dortmund kriegt - - mal wieder - - in der ersten Minute einen eingeschenkt, braucht Daheim zwei Torwartpatzer von einem Abstiegskandidaten um das Spiel an sich zu reißen, und man sieht sie nach dem ersten Spieltag als absoluten Favoriten auf die Meisterschaft?

Keine Frage, Dortmund hat die wohl größte Chance seit Jahren auf den Titel während der FCB voll im Umbruch ist. Aber bei vielen ist wohl der Wunsch Vater des Gedankens. So leicht wird es dem BVB nicht gemacht werden, denke ich.

>saupreis cant into maß

He sounds erratic, thats for sure.

I brought up Brandt scoring in his debut with a crisp volley. Youre the one denigrating his skill based on the opponent.

wrong, I watch both Liverpool and Barca regularly, you're just seething that the best your washed up club can do is loan Ausschuss from big clubs

quatsch. wir haben weltstars gekauft! bvb wird meisda!

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schalke looking good so far

>I watch both Liverpool and Barca regularly

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>geschen
I wanted to c&p that :'(

superb argument, my anally annihilated friend. don't forget to reply with your favourite brainlet wojak.

who needs coutinho when you can get hazard who played 5 years in gladbach!?

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34 tore für lederbusen in 5 jahren? was ein brett! wir gewinnen die CL loide

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i bet my ass that one of those mett guys is durchfallsören

If I have the choice between signing a player for 25m that performed well at a mediocre club and loaning a player for 20m that hasn't performed at all at one of the best clubs in the world and is asking for 20m in wages I'd go for the first option.

Yes hello, sorry that I couldn't really post here
youtube.com/watch?v=Gru4IfbKlfU

interesting matchday so, but I'm kinda disappointed with my ErsterFußballclubKöln.

Bayern getting Coutinho is nice, but it's not the type of player they need atm.

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most likely

tm bauern never cease to amuse me

they have a Kaufoption for 120m€! shareholders BTFO!

>that hasn't performed at all
his stats are better than brandts and hazards
schulz is just shit

Don't get cocky when the player you signed for half the price couldn't make it off the Gladbach bench

burgstaller ist so ein verdammter bauer man

listen, I drink several litres of weißbier every weekend
i know how to pour
it's just the material I guess

cocky like dortmundcucks got last season?

yes 5 goals and 2 assists are truly creme de la creme, Brandt cannot compete

tut mir leid, aber nastasic muss weg. so ein verdammter krüppel. ständig schießt der böcke. es waren nicht genug bomben auf serbien

Zusammen mit Raman der zweitklassigste Sturm der Liga...

rate this list:
projects.fivethirtyeight.com/global-club-soccer-rankings/

Elite opinion: Bauernliga would be better off without Buyern and myabe even Dortmund. Superleague when?

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the dirtmund hype will make them crumble again after 10 to 15 games

21 goals for barca

hes better than hazard, brandt or whatever irrelevant shitter bvb buys from midfield teams

probably

Strammer max with gouda, sunflowerd seeds bread is yummy ^_^

wtf

wtf

*sunflower

yes

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kys

*Strammer max with gouda and sunflower seeds bread is yummy ^o^

what is kys, can I eat that?

The meeting that started a new Era.
I wonder what they will be discussing today.

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naja raman ist wenigstens blitzschnell

die citizens ballern ein nachm andern auf das ding und kackenham macht zwei mal rauf und 2-2 was fürn müll man

I just noticed that gladbach has 4 swiss starters, but unfortunately half of them are niggers

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>Nüblel

nice wodka

just sent my family 1500€ so they can get über die Runden
tell me I'm a good son/daughter, frens :(

friendly reminder to refrain from /deutsch/ posting in /bundes/
thank you very much

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>:(
You should kill yourself desu

Kino

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why not become some whore for your father and his friend?

:(

redpill: sometimes it is your job to raise your parents. they have to grow up, too.

just watching city - tottenham right now and bundes really stands no chance vs english teams right now.

But seriously, without knowig any details, you probably did the right thing.

Family is important!

well salzburg isnt that bad tßh

yikes

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EPL midt/bottom table teams are tactically not as sound as Buli teams, but they have by far the better individual quality because of mone€yz. Top 6 Buli vs top 6 EPL is a pretty clear thing though

True mein Freund

Why can't they look for themselves? At least let the state look after them, that's why pay you sozialabgaben in the first place
Also isn't 1500€ like a whole month salary in germanistan?

yeah lmao people strawman while looking something like city vs tottenham and say "wow this is the premier league, how can the rest compete?". this is how you spot casuals. true football nerds watch shit like burnley vs huddersfield and there you have the same crap with 50% pass rates, hoofballs, two shots on target etc.

yes yes

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it's just to cover their dispo credit
as it stands, they basically live off credit and shove 500+€ into tje bank's arse every year
so that's why I offered a interest free "loan" so they can at least stop that
I already send them 150€ per month to help them

hehe

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damn son. i didnt know huddersfield was playing cl this season.

When I grow up I want to be like SGE_Seb

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based

o-okay.......

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Ekelhaft wie zufrieden Schalke mit der eigenen Mittelmässigkeit ist

Lmao you're only wasting your money
Tell them to get their shit together or this will never stop

Well, it is Schalke

and how are the supposed to do that? honest question
they both live off hartz 4, are close to 60 and Germany is ruthless when it comes to poor people

>Schalke

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>annual dortmund arrogance is starting again
when will they learn? bayern always wins baby

yes but thats the point. i see these posts on tm every week in the threads about low tier games with your augsburgs, your freiburgs, your wolfsburgs where they compare these shit games to matches with city, liverpool, tottenham and then say "oh man bundesliga is so shit compared to premier league". its like comparing bayern-dortmund to norwich-newcastle and saying the same in reverse.

1 point at gladmongs is pretty decent considering >we lost basically all games there in the past few years

>"no goals so it was a bad game!"

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Cant believe I decided to stay up for Gladbach vs Schalke

well yes but it was worth it in the end.

Erkenntnisse from the 1st matchday:
Kohfeldt and Bosz will be the first to get sacked

gladbach look far worse now than under hecking. their big negro strikers are low iq and can't play football. they always used to have big brain strikers like reus, kruse or raffael.

hard hitting wojak posts ITT

no but martin schmidt will be

Default on their debts, Privatinsolvenz?

Bas Dost leaving my club to Eintrack Frankfurt

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>monaco
another kino season is on the menu

we all know its going to be Kovac

UNIRONICALLY because of Valverde.

fickin hell, Kiel-Karlsruhe has absurd travel times

yes but shitters like augsburg and mainz are not relevant with their garbage atmosphere and playstyle.

alright lads, gimme the average goals scored per game

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in the course of my years i have easily lost 10k€ because of helping other people, including my parents. i have learned that money never solves their problems. i know how it is to have no money at all, but there is a difference between having no money and being a poor man. the latter is a financial black hole. you can throw as much as you want into it, everything vanishes there lol

4.17

ICH FÜHLE HARTKERN

>and Germany is ruthless when it comes to poor people
Wrong, germany is only ruthless to poor germans
But to answer your question: since it isn't going to get any better for them they should think about becoming insolvent
Apparently that the system for that is much better in germany than in switzerland, but it's just a thought.
Looking out for your parents is good, but you should not forget to look after yourself, especially since 150€ each month and 1500€ as "loan" are a huge amounts of money for the average german

Tobi Echer visited his good fren Rene Maric aka the former memeverlagerung top autismo/BMG assistant coach during M'Gladabch Sommertrainingslager and already hinted that BMG needs more time to get Roses idea of football.

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>schalke 0:04

also whats the desired goal average this season?

3.5+

Fuck buyern

so it vanishes
they at least try to stay afloat, if they don'tanage, they don't
I don't see how a Privatinsolvenz helps them at all afterwards

yeah but I get 2.3k a month for doing jack and already loaned 12k to my brother
I'll survive, it's important they do too

Friendly reminder that you should never ever take advice from Yea Forums autists

!

thanks for reading

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yeah its all good. i guess what we want to tell you is to just be careful not to damage yourself needlessly.

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Please don't kill yourself!

cute posts

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yes except for girls advice

It sounds hard but i'm saying it now
You're wasting money on them

You are not cute

Does Tobi think Plea, Thuram and Embolo (lmao) are smart enough to ever grasp Rose's ideas for the offense?
If yes, I've got news for you son.

I am aware

>imagine thinking you will be Meister and CL Gewinner because you won against Augsburg

>Ngubus
>tactics
Gladbach is done for.

mr. holland is cute tho!!

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I mean I just consider the 150€/mth a sort of rent as I stay there some weekends
I don't expect to the the 1.5k back, but I hope it helps them avoid dispo for a year or two

wouldn't call it a waste, really
payback I guess

this post reminds me of pic related. good book actually.

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Not only that, but in over 20 years of watching football I have never seen a less technically gifted player than Embolo.
Thuram also looked sluggish as f*ck today.

yes cause he's a söycuck extraordinaire

>but in over 20 years of watching football I have never seen a less technically gifted player than Embolo.
80% of the current HSV squad prove you wrong

And I was talking about Dortmund, Bayern, Leipzig and Leverkusen getting curb stomped in the CL. What the fuck are you talking about?

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>t.bremen user

>And I was talking about Dortmund, Bayern, Leipzig and Leverkusen getting curb stomped in the CL
where and when have you even implied that? it is me who should ask what the fuck are you talking about?

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For me, its Mallorca

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Malle alder

okay so, this may be hard to believe, but I am not gay

>just watching city - tottenham right now and bundes really stands no chance vs english teams right now.
This was my original comment. Just fuck off.

Remember that time golfsburg got destroyed by Everton in the EL?

EIBAR SCHEISS DRAUF, MALLE IST NUR EINMAL IM JAHR

okay......

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>I mean I just consider the 150€/mth a sort of rent as I stay there some weekends
Fair enough
>I don't expect to the the 1.5k back, but I hope it helps them avoid dispo for a year or two
A year or two?! That's incredidly shortsighted from you. Your parents will need 1500€ every two years for at least 10 to 20 more years. You can never afford that if you plan on having a your own family for example and there might also be an financial emergency where you need money.
Dude this pic here hits it perfectly , because you better look the truth in the eye that you are gonna get fucked if you continue helping them like this.

he does

ah okay now i see, but still i opened up a whole other point and you just chimed in. not once have i mentioned any comparision between top teams? but whatever, fuck you and your ösi shit.

...

don't assume you know more about my parents' finances than I do, you mountain jew faget
there's a lebensversicherung and an erbe on the horizon which hopefully helps them though some years

I enjoy big breasted women doing big breasted things

and additionally, what do you suggest
just leaving them in poverty?

How do you pronounce Cuisance?

/bundes/ is closed for today.
Thank our very much for participating in /bundes/, but I'm going to get up early tomorrow.
See you tomorrow

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based

+++ ACHTUNG +++
wo ist dänemark????

ok hau rein kollege

I can relate to this post

Kuiseance

...

>helps them though some years
Remember it's gonna 10-20 years
And remember that you have your own plans for that time frame
But never call me a again a mountain jew faget because you're the one faggot who seeks approval of being a son/daughter trap on a mongolian speerfishing forum
Next time time don't even ask and continue digging your own financial grave you sad motherfucker

wood berry

Don't bother talking sense to him. Flisentischler gonna Fliesentisch.

you still didn't present a viable alternative
I just want them to be able to spend their pension years without living in absolute poverty, you damn asshole

Going poor because of your family is very Ehrenvoll. Fuck capitalism, go christian corporatism. yay! :^0

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*honk* *honk*

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there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with fliesentisch kollege

can anyone tell me what this particular Kollege means

tbdesu if your parents weren't destined to be fuck ups they would have too mich pride to take money from their child.
You even gave your brother a couple grand? ffs your family is dragging you down and there will be no one to pull you up once it's your turn to be in the gutter

kollege kollege

This, but unironically.

>still 40k banked
>going poor
elmander

based MALLE

Abandoned /bundes/ month ago.

my brother is paying it back piecemeal desu
he got fucked because of his demon wife dragging him into a legal battle over the kids (which he won)

kollege is something like collega

Coutinho was great in Copa America, why are people pretending he's bad?

*helping your parents in need is very ehrenvoll
happy now?

Time to sleep /bundes/

WHAT IS FLIESENTISCH

not me btw

Most people rate him, but in my opinion buyern could've spend their money more wisely.

>going to sleep before 10
more like avoiding a discussion LMOAN

I knew it!

he's a second hand granate

all me

Truth

hahahaha OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

I have to get up around 4am tomorrow :'(

tell me more

fliesentisch is a table with fliesen. it look like this.

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>I just want them to be able to spend their pension years without living in absolute poverty
Boy if aren't a huge autist like some other people on this forum, then there's a good chance that you'll have a family in that time frame where both of you will work, your own family have no money anyway and on top of that you'll be even poorer during your during your own pension years than they could ever be.

fun mobie on rtl II

big dumb dumb how is he supposed to tell when he's asleep now??? use you're brain.

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I'm the kochazubi user and I'm going to take care of the breakfast at my Ausbildungsbetrieb tomorrow.

>he doesn't sleep with one eye opened to monitor /bundes/
Step up your game

okay I understand

Also
>you still didn't present a viable alternative
There no alternative. Unless a miracle happens, it's either your parents (and brother) or you who will get fucked eventually.

turns out it wasn't a good idea to eat a bunch of hazelnut when you suspect that you're allergic to them

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A certain table type,that is notorious for low income trash people here.

man those nutella ads were EPIC

youtube.com/watch?v=Bs7ThDnVHUY

well then I'd prefer it's me that gets fucked rather than them
I'd rather kill myself than refusing to support my parents when I could have

>hating the workingclass
weak

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youtube.com/watch?v=HIsuu1-tYls

SCHWALBE :DDDDDDDDDDDD

uuuuuuugh so much this

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also
>thinking I'll get a pension
ahahaha no, absolutely not

I recognize this gay commercial!

yes

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I really really like this picture

also real /bundes/ hours are now and so its time for 0n trinken hier jz

based

Darwin award tier behavior desu

Very yes.

>darwin award
now THAT is boomer tier

Yes yes

I suspect I'm mildly allergic to spinach, but there are too many tasty recipes with it that I don't care

>it's only half past 10
what le friggg

I'm going to go to sleep RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

okay keep us posted

not me

No one was really wondering

...

I was wondering

no I meant I am not going to sleep

Alright he was wondering, okay

i had some really funny joke in my mind now and wanted to tell you guys but i forgot lol

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Stop drinking

>this Villareal Granada game

hmm. could it be that so many people - even those who didnt even experience it - think back fondly of the 80's precisely because it was such a bad time? it appears to me that hard environments produce happy people. it's as if you are forced to change your mind in such a manner that you are in really good condition. i wonder..

What exactly made the 80s a bad time?

i cant abandon man's best friend. i am determined to stay loyal!!

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Im mildly allergic to cherries and apples (uncooked) to the point where I have negative feelings about eating them even though I want to and its not even that bad. Just slight tingling which can be annoying.

based satania poster

80s TV was pretty comfy

>I'm allergic but I'm not really
absolute faggot

hey watch your tongue mister. this is a gentlemen's parlour here.

well what made it such a good time?

Yes

Warum sind im aktuellen sportstudio gefühlt alle moderator*innen weiblich?

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naja kein mann will heutzutage moderator (m/w/d) werden. scheiß geld. da kannste gleich auf die baustelle.

>Soldado on on side
>Catzola on the other
what

Neck you're self

diversity

>d
?

Adrian Ramos too
Scored the 4-5 which was later VARed

duhm

uhhm sweety in the current year+4 we have divers

DEUTSCH

was ist das deutschthum?

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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kanker jode lmao

haha lmao!!!

i had enough for today (drank ALL of the vodka lol) so good night frens!!

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see you

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red-haired women = whores

still on my #1 bier

too hungover from yesterday

you take that back

bundes

I agree. However, including "red-haired" wasn't necessary to make that statement true

yes yes

I like Wagner 2bh.

Still
>Schalke

shan't

This image makes me so sad.

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hündes :DDDDDDDDD

If Coutinho really is 20 million per year and gets another 20 as salary and has a 120 million Kaufoption, Barca really screwed over Buyern, right? It sounds like an awful deal for me. Are Buyern that pressured to get some dude to stay relevant in the media?

>Are Buyern that pressured to get some dude to stay relevant in the media?
Nah that's just the result of hasan doing the negotiation

good night, lil niggers

you mean they got beschissen worden?

BESCHISSEN WORDEN

WIR SIND DIE BIELEFELDER
UND BILDEN UNS WAS EIN
DENN ES KANN NICHT JEDES ARSCHLOCH
EIN BIELEFELDER SEIN!

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i often wonder who makes these fucking shoops that you can always find in facebook comments

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My fave

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>per year
It's just one year

delusional westfalistanis

>facebook
fricking normies

good night

5 AM, I go to bed

I'm going for real now

I lied

WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US FORTUNA BROS?

YEAH I'M THINKING WE'RE WIEDER DA

Wheres the granate?

How's the job hunt coming along, Yugösi-shit?

Its sunday.

Augsburg will get relegated this year

>Wenn ihr wüsstet
>Payern Loanern
pathetic

Reminder that Michael Kusshand is the absolute GRANATE

Wenn Bayern anklopft, sagst du nicht nein.

>Bankfurz vs Hoppenheim
zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Neuer - Pavard, Hernandez, Süle - Alaba, Kimmich, Thiago, Havertz - Sane, Coutinho, Lewandowski

2020/2021

>buying havertz, coutinho and sane
>every player in the team earns 25 million a year
bayern will be broke in a year

ICH WÜRDE MEINE TÜR NICHT ÖFFNEN
WEIL'S FÜR MICH NICHT IN FRAGE KOMMT
SICH BEI SO LEUTEN WIE DEN BAYERN
SEINEN CHARAKTR ZU VERSAUEN

>you_activated_my_trap_card.jpg

>Lichtsteiner to Augsburg

yes yes

>Der FC Augsburg steht nach kicker-Informationen kurz vor einer Verpflichtung von Stephan Lichtsteiner. Der 35-jährige Rechtsverteidiger war in der vergangenen Saison beim FC Arsenal aktiv (20 Einsätze), ist seit Sommer vereinslos und wäre demnach ablösefrei zu bekommen. Auf der Position hat der FCA nach dem Abgang von Jonathan Schmid (Freiburg) Handlungsbedarf.

> Bas Dost to Eintracht

Meh. Not impressed.

bayern snubbed again

ICH WEISS DASS ICH BAS BIN

>Bas Doot

bas dost now that's a forgotten meme

>in the window after Schmidt arrived, they've been linked with Mvogo, Lang, Rüegg and Omlin and have bought Vargas and now apparently Lichtsteiner
>le buy all the players with the same nationality as you transfer strategy
How contrived. Sad!

for me it's Das Bost

DUCK AND COVER

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Who here DoPa?

Leihgebühr laut Bild: 8.5 Mio.
Gehalt laut Bild: 13 Mio. (netto)

loaned Kobel too

Oh shit, I forgot. Switching on the telly as we speak.

>13 Mio. (netto)
och nö nö nö nö nö nö

Cannot believe we only scored three goals against these Bremenshitters
They might actually get relegated this season
Markier meine Worte !

Mio. (netto)
How much Brutto is that? How much Netto does Lewandowski make?

13 Mio netto is 26m+ brutto.

Lewa will be seething!!!

put this post into the CNC queue

>complains about no transfers
>complains about new transfer's wages
Surely Robert "Sportsmann" Lewandowski is above that.

here is my take on every team:
dortmund: gave birth to klopp. utter abomination that should be launched into space along with every one of their zoomer customers
buynearn: used to be one of the smartest teams in europe and now are completely obsessed with ego-driven primadonnas who don't fit into their culture in order to market to foreigners.
>schlake:
complete disaster of a team on the pitch season in and season out. the german New York Mets.
frankfurt: very entertaining team who are running out of money and now will sell everyone and disappear, probably.
bayer: have some very good talents I like but at the same time can't get it done, in a bit of an awkward stage where they don't know if they're going to pony up and play with the big boys or sell off in order to keep a decent team for longer than a few years. as much as they get shit on for being corporate owned I'll say they're the best of the corporate teams. I see them pulling an upset in the CL over someone. If Ajax can do it, Bayer can.
razenball: no identity besides the red bull name, which is already generic and bland as fuck. the only east german team that will ever be worth a damn at this rate. werner is going to leave anyway. they have no appetite to actually win bundesliga.
monchengladbach: up there with dirtmund as reddit's teams. over-performed last season and having lost key players, they're going to drop to the lower half of the table.
wolfsburg: I can't legit name a single player on their squad and looking at the list right now I see that I've barely heard of any of these players. club legends are nearly a literal who list. I constantly get this logo confused with bremen because I always expect to see a W for bremen. VW is a trash company and every american who drives VW is a dickwad. I've worked at car dealships and I despise VW drivers. It's not that they're like dicks, it's just that they're usually neckbeards or the people who would normally be driving Saab if Saab wasn't dead, or butches.

Uff

Maul halten Mirko

Wichs dich weg, Schwulette.

How is Denmark's rehab going?
When will he get Internet access?

lol america thinks his "takes" matter

Schmidt wasn't manager when they loaned him though

Is Cuisance the dumbest person in football right now? guess this was the last time we heard of him.

Kurt 2.0

I think he was trolling

Any granate yet?

Hes unironically a top talent. But talents shouldnt go to Bayern. Cant wait for next week's Sanches interview.

e Bech

this guy was asking for a Stammplatzgarantie at Gladmong and then moves to Bayern. guy is going to work for DHL in 5 years.

Also the first time I've heard of him lol

At least Sanches has someone to vent with now, lemur.

you now remember the Bas Dost Quadruple against Neverkusen

>cuisance is a talent
>coutinho is shit
ok

gone next summer

That'll be 150 million £ plus tip, thanks Lampard.

>make a deal with Barca to give him parts of the Leihgebühr as salary in Spain
>pay him something like 10m brutto in Germany
Finanzamt don't @ me

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Cuisance is shit, I saw him shit the best against the USA u20s in the u20 wc this summer.

they can buy 20 new dribbley English mutts with the money they're going to make.

do you think bayern will stop now or will they get one last granate?

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mandzukic loan is all but confirmed, next summer we're going to loan Havertz, Sané, Werner, you're all going to seethe.

WENN SIE WÜSSTEN

They keep messing up every transfer window but sure next one will be different. They'll spend the whole Festgeldkonto on two players, no doubt.

Ja mei der Pep hat uns halt beschissen. Wir waren kur davor, ihm ein verbessetres Angebot über 91.5m€ zu machen und der Typ bricht ihm das Knie.

coutinho > sané

wenn ich gewusst hätte, dass das so enden wird...

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digge benise in dein arsch is schlecht für deine gesundheit

he's going to be a Punisher of Paderborn at best

>he doesnt understand the difference between a 20 year old talent at Gladbach and a 27 year old 145 million Euro transfer to Barca that flopped hard

imagine if Coutinho actually performs and they'll need to pay 120m€ and 26m€ in wages to keep him. for a 28 year old.

Here's your Granate ...

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he flopped when he was forced to play as a winger instead of a zom like in liverpool where he dabbed on everyone

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not to mention his performance in copa america was top tier and he wasnt playing as winger

i'm the next granate

tm-tier post, a good player will perform on any position in OM

>n'dicka
hah

>26m€ in wages
this can't be true, right?

You really think they‘d let Brazzo negotiate? I doubt that.
That‘s exactly what I mean.

where can i watch chelsea vs leicester?

not really

youtube told me to watch this
youtube.com/watch?v=3igyvcbKxhg
what's your opinion on this domino granate?

doch. Reus or Havertz aren't going completely invisible just because you put him on the wing and they're both central players.

You guys realize that Kovac is gonna play him on the left wing, a position which he played at Liverpool ALOT, right?

This. Coutinho is undeniable a great player, but he did flop at Barca and he will flop under Bayern.

On my lap, ashabi

Holbæk destroying B93

bavaryan?

DENMARK
E
N
M
A
R
K

yes yes

can't say who the bigger lappen is

13 mio brutto (thanks to Uli)

Watching this. Really interesting.

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you cant expect this to be true for every player.
if someone isnt performing in a position, but he is in another, then maybe you should let him play in the position he's good in. goretzka as a winger for example wouldnt work, sané in zom would be a waste too. coutinho also doesnt have the pace to be a winger.

>13 Mio. (netto)

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What is it about Buyern that mostly attracts absolute cunts?

that """"beard"""" alone is a guarantee that he'll never make it

His shirt looks worse. What is this supposed to be?

>Coutinho-Deal: Bayern-Neuzugang wird zum Leih-Schnäppchen

I see Kalle is already in damage control mode with the media. Probably threatened them again with ANZEIGE IST RAUS.

gipsy understatement disco shirt

>a failed Barca transfer is Bauernhühnchens biggest hope

>renting players who can't make it in other top teams is their plan for winning the CL

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Why would you sign 30 yo strikers from a joke league

He's a big guy

>5 years as ZM in Liverpool
>suddenly you are expected to replace neymar on the wings

He was supposed to replace Iniesta.
And he wasn't a CM for Liverpool

he was supposed to
but Iniesta was a CM, not a winger, retard

Snakes on my collar
Making top dollar
Bitch that's bayern dna
Promo tour through LA
you do you but mia san mia
Fuck you, we're Monaco di Bavaria

I can see the music video already

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NEW THREAD

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>Bayern will NOT sign Mario Mandžukić. The club decided not to make an offer for the Croatian striker [@cfbayern]

at least we got 1 granate..

They could have just kept this dude, he‘s a carbon copy of Lewandowski. But Lewandowski was free and if they can weaken the competition by robbing the competitors of their players they do it, that‘s how they always did it.

>buys Hazard, Brandt and Schulz

And Delaney, Wolf, Philipp, Hitz, Diallo and Toprak

HOLZBEIN

Mandzu is cuniter but his hold up play is limited and he will never score 30 goals like Lewandowski

I take this as confirmation that Dolberg is coming.

neu