Official Manchester City vs Tottenham Hotspur match thread 1

>Champions (again)
Ederson, Walker, Otamendi, Laporte, Zinchenko, Rodrigo, Gundogan, De Bruyne (C), Sterling, Bernardo, Aguero

Subs | Bravo, Jesus, Silva, Fernandinho, Mahrez, Cancelo, Foden

>Spuds
Lloris (C), Walker-Peters, Alderweireld, Sanchez, Rose, Winks, Sissoko, Ndombele, Eriksen, Lamela, Kane.

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youtube.com/watch?v=mkEfe5_uhaQ
twitter.com/SkyFootball/status/1157623102903377921
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Why aren't city starting Mahrez, stones and cancelo?

Didn't Spurs supposedly win the transfer window?
Why are they still playing Walker-Peters, Winks, Sissoko and Lamela?

shhh this is a jewish board

all shit

Why not start locelso you boring twats

Is kickoff in an hour?

>mahrez
Shit
>stones
Even worse
>cancelo
not up to match fitness

They want to win

*dabs on citeh*

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This

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Only depth at RB - Aurier, Foyth and Walker-Peters
Aurier may still leave, Foyth is shit and injured
Not to mention Vert wants to leave and Alder is gone in 1 year. Will end up having to play Dier in defence again

Ah yes, the Christmas tree

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Hello, my fellow Spurs friend.

Spurs will lose by at least 2 goals today. Screencap this

Man City 4-1 Spurs

this is the match

but where is son?

You now remember the porn ban. It got pushed back again to 2020 for anyone wondering.

Suspended.

So how does it work? Do you guys have to buy an all porn access or site specific?

chinese re-education camp

>So how does it work?
it doesnt.

Poch pls, stop bullying Vertonghen

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Where's Lo Celso

Post streams

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Stream?

www.theinternets.com

why is Gundogan playing over Silva?
will Mendy ever be seen again?

I have a VPN anyway

it's simple lads
meet older women on bumble and other dating apps, and eventually they will give you access to their sky go because they never use it anyway
if I can do it, you can too

Granny snatch for Sky. Not sure the trade off is worth it pal

Liverpool & Tottenham > Man City

enjoy the loss Money City.

UK government in collaboration with Brazzers, Bangbros and BLACKED

You’re only allowed to access porn if you’re officially subscribed and verified by one of those sites

golden boot winner harry kane

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Sneaky draw for the Spurs

Tottenham getting nothing here.

Why is City playing team B

Andy Lonergan has more European trophies than Manchester City have in their entire "history".

That header was based

I wonder why Otamendi is starting, I imagine it's because Stones is soft and Otamendi will handle all the dirty play coming from Spurs

footybite.com/reddit-soccer-streams-home/
vipleague.pw/football-schedule-streaming-links
vipbox.live/football-live

ready. scared, but ready.

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Bald fraud will be seething soon

Why don't Spurs just buy better players like Man City?

With one of them

Can't foresee anything other than Spurs getting completely emasculated

the hairless one

why dont spurs just buy man city?

woah I think you're on to something

Spurs literally have the better players though.

>Aurier may still leave, Foyth is shit and injured
Son and Foyth are suspended for red cards

Unfortunately they're not a money cleaning operation for Arab oil sheiks.

Spurs will beat City home and away but will still end up 15 points behind them at the end of the season. Cap this because it's 100% happening

how do i get a kelly cates gf?

And injured

perfect time to get injured

You're right bro. Wouldn't swap winks and llamela for sterling and de bruyne no chance lad. Dier for laporte? No thanks

Dubs and Spurs win on away goals

Because they're fucking jews, lad

[citation needed]

not feeling confident about this one lads
I fear Harry "the lionheart" Kane might expose >us

Weird how you mention those specific players, but not Son, Kane, Ali.

a smidge too much updog ITT for my liking.

what's updog?

Sir Harry Kane Esq. OBE KG CH PC will expose Pep for the fraud he is.

Go Spurs

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>finished uni
>got a job
>turns out all boomers do is mess with Excel and send emails

Lmao

KANE HAT TRICK

Newfag here, do rangebans ever end? I'm so lonely.

Whats with weird African music on sky

The winner of this match will be the second placed team this year behind liverpool. They should be honoured.

Ask peruANO, he knows everything there is to know about them.

Image banned?

Fiendishly cunning my good man shall try this exertion on the morrow. Already robbing me dads sky go but could always do with a back up just have to run it past the old toe nail boot.

Yes but their duration varies

COYS!

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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHTHTHTHTPUPP{UPUPUPUPUPPFFFFFFFFFTHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

that coca cola advert is the most cringe one going

City's bench is better than Spurs starting 11

when is ko do I have time for a cheeky wank

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>SPUUUURSS GAAANNNG

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We're west ahhm we don't sing

COYS

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Poch really loves those crazy narrow formations

bold claim considering the 4-man handicap

Raped and beheaded
Beheaded and then raped

imagine the kind of odd little faggot that likes this shit

y-yea imagine

why BLACKED always in caps lmao

where's sky sports ace stream?

Lads LADS
>man shitty ;)

>Ali
lmao you dont even watch football get the fuck out

stream :)
streams.notahoneypot.me/

De Brahna as captain?

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One of the worst Ive seen I agree

>stream started lagging already

doitforhim

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police on standby near every laptop

mfw City smash in their 4th before halftime

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shitty vs tottenchad is comfy matchup

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why are there always so many empty seats here

now this is epic!

>the Etihad stadium announcer
Absolute fucking cringe

Any chance of lo celso playing? They've made all this fuss about him, get good

they fired the last one a few weeks ago for making a racist joke

The first game of soccer I've watched since the CL final. Best be a decent game now

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you better let him talk

AND IT'S Liiiiiiiiiiiive

based sterling

>not being gay for poch
fuck off you faggots

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only player on the pitch that i rate is gundogan

Heeey jew

WTF??

British tabloids are on another level

Why are they playing a Liverpool song at City?

hey (((jude)))

Would De Bruyne be considered good looking in your country?

Hopefully he never works again. Anywhere. Enough is enough

kek this google maps search still works

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lmao no

nope, not even here, where blonds are fucking worshipped

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imagine playing for a lower table club in defense against city and as soon as you receive the ball you have at least 4 world class players running at you at full speed

statan pls

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gundogan looks literally obese

Gündoğan is chubby

>2 united fans on commentary

Fuck off

>Pre match works fine
>As soon as the match starts it gets stuck three times before 2 minutes in

which 4 world class players?

3 mins in and city are already boring the shit out of me

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Based

no way he would get on the pitch under guardiola if he was even 1g overweight

Think gobshite works for liverpool as well

Has Kane finally been exposed as a one season wonder?

Will De Bruyne ever get back to his peak again?

de bryne sterling bernardo and aguero

how come all the streams are so shit recently lads

Had to make sure this was the right thread because it's so slow

It's ok, you just gotta hold out 60 minutes then they can bring more £50m players off the bench

Turn it off and leave then

He scored twice last match, so not yet

Haha

Be even slower if City score

brexit is draining everyone's bandwidth

>its an martin tyler rubs his old cock to the sound of his own soliloquies episode

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Why are they so desperate to make offsides controversial, you're either on or off

h0stream.club/watch/manchester-city-vs-tottenham-hotspur-sv2/

walker is fucking immense this season

moms taking me to city v untied in december for my birthday :)

he just doesn't care any more
so low energy

What goes on in Manchester anyway?

I'd love to torture and murder martin tyler

>sterlel

My god City are so fucking soulless

Where are city's old school shirts from the community shield game. That was pretty

Maths is possibly racist

you a united supporter?

If it's controversial it gets talked about and watched a lot more.

Also when are Spurs going to wake up?

Hate Gary Neville tbqh

bit weird
i'd just like to wake up and him not be commentating

oasis cosplay

youtube.com/watch?v=mkEfe5_uhaQ

>sterlel

Predicting a draw or a comfortable 3-0 win for Tottenham. Liverpool have mentally destoryed city last season.

I want to rape Sterling's little boy ass before he starts walking properly.

no homo just annoys me how he runs

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The circlejerk over Sterling in the media since he cried racism is cringeworthy

Hmm yes user, please, do tell me more

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no but my buddy who got me into the sport is lmao

*runs past you very quickly*
nothing personnel sanchez

still raging City lost to these wetwipes in the CL semi making the final a write off

Get on acestream

Walker Peter and Zinchenko are pretty good. Love to see young players getting to shine on big matches.

Why does sterling still run like a poofter

the Americanization of your sport

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So is sterling gay lads? Why does he run like a sissy?

why am i listening to a chinky slag commentating.

i would change it but hesgoal is always the most stable and up to the minute stream

alerting plod to this post as we speak

what about the fact that guardiola turned a liverpool shitter who couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo into a 30 goal a season world class attacker

Why is sterling presenting his arse constantly ?

can i just say match threads so far this season have been as bad as i remember and i hold all of you personally responsible

???? Liverpool lost to city in the community shield though ????

post her bewbs

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I'd make him re-watch City vs QPR, then just as the Aguero goal goes in i'd make the cut so he shouts MY BIG TOEEEEE

really appreciating the effort of the lads to take down all these stream sites and torrents :)

Is Raheem Sterling an homosexual? He appears to run as a little girl.

Only racists would be upset by sterling's brave stand against abuse. says more about you pal

>Peter drury commentary

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Your welcome

His mom was a sprinter for Jamaica, and he learned how to run by imitating her. So if it looks like he's trying to run like a woman, that's exactly what's going on.

It’s controversial when they call you off on VAR review because your nipple hair was a nanometer beyond the defender’s shoelace.

Imagine not running like a girl lmao

what is var doing

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Checked but 35 minutes too early

lol

theyre small pluss shes 60

...

why didn't they use VAR for that era?

NO ERA

mute the tv lmao

When's Son back?

It's not controversial, if a body part that you can score with is beyond the defender, it's offside. This has always been the case, we can just be accurate now

Surprised they didn't give that, clear pen

t. Liverpool fan

How did West Ham do today?

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They won the CL. The one trophy shitty always wants. That mentally raped them just like it did every ABL.

city refballed again

>this commentary

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wow my stream is THAT behind

no one told him to stop

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>touched on the neck
>fall over
like honestly fuck off if they think we're calling penos for that kind of shit

>being refballed even with VAR

ah yes

no era barely touched him

lol that was fucking blatant

still offside though

>why yes, we did turn off VAR

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From next game

tha' is clomsie a' best

why cant your country shit in toilets

>Neville always whines about defenders not being able to be physical anymore
>Cries penalty when a defender puts his arm on the shoulder of an attacker

No idea why people act like this hack is a good pundit

lmao, imagine judging a footballer by how he performs on the pitch. You're crazy

He picked it up from his mom who is a sprinter apparently.

>press moan about VAR
>now they're just not gonna use it
Good job newspaper twats

... and?

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you can be physical but you can't grab hold of somebodies neck and drag them to the floor

lol at pep

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

yeah but tottenham beat them, if anything tottenham mentally fucked them, not liverpool

he draws fine lines

>t. Liverpool fan
No need to sign your post, we can see your flag buddy.

Why would the city player fall down if he wasn't taken down? Players don't flop or dive now we have VAR. That alone should have been evidence enough to award the penalty.

It was a dive btw, you dont fall forward if you're getting pulled from behind by the neck

>The one trophy shitty always wants
city fans literally don't even bother to go to CL games lol

what the fuck is wrong with him

>puts his arm on the shoulder of an attacker
He had both of his arms round his neck and fucking dragged him down lmao

Hope Kane dives for a pen now

It's both

kek

>Why would the city player fall down if he wasn't taken down?

To massively exagerrate contact for a pen

Based Hazard
Based Silva
Nope, Solely Tottenham

i remember when De Bruyne was actually good

There's a fine line between being physical and dragging a player to the floor by their neck.

braindead opinion

Based

>2nd season in a row where the most reliable streamer has vanished
what happened

as much as I feel this is an overreaction, I understand where you're coming from
the senile cunt is so annoying

b-brehs?

probably got arrested

But who would do that? Are footballers really that immoral to con officials like that?

>shes 60
great. post them please

if you think that was a penalty then you might just be everything wrong with football

Fucking kek

Which is fortunate since Lamela was barely physical with him

GCHQ

ah yes, it's one or the other

>The Chad Hazard
Won CL, hero in his home country, made the big move to Real Madrid to cap off his career

>The Virgin Sterling
Blames racism for all his failings, fails in CL quarter finals again, known for being greedy and having 9 bastard children around the country

kek

streamnonce

Where is Sane?

who? because buff is streaming

>dragged him down

He fell forward and the defender was behind him, try playing the game you simp

This was before the 6-0 city win over chelsea lol

Glass knee's

Rose is probably one of the most unlikeable players in the league

can't remember the name but I recognise it isn't there now, it was one that had a white background and twitch chat on the left of the stream, always stable and way ahead of buff and the like

Good post

Injured, is he good as I've got him on my draft team?

BASED

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Do you ever feel guilty for all those times you bullied Pep in his first season now that he has been proven right?
I sometimes do

>No goals yet
City is finished.

>everyone making fun of sterling
>he scores

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fuck me that pass from de brown

ffs Sterlel

FUCK ME KEVIN FUCK ME RAHEEM

A P O L O G I Z E

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>2 min behind

Why does he never do that for England?

VAR's gonna rule this out

>unironically believing Spurs could compete with City
7(SEVEN) straight away losses in the league says hi.

APOLOGIZE

Great cross and header tbf

FUCK YOU NIGGER

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No it wasn't you fucking lying scumbag

I apologize

well that's quite enough of that
*switches to itv*

RAHEEEEEEEEEEM RAHEEEEEEEEEEM RAHEEEEEEEEEEM RAHEEEEEEEEEEM RAHEEEEEEEEEEM RAHEEEEEEEEEEM RAHEEEEEEEEEEM RAHEEEEEEEEEEM RAHEEEEEEEEEEM RAHEEEEEEEEEEM RAHEEEEEEEEEEM RAHEEEEEEEEEEM

????????????????
WTF was that pass de bryune?

That goal was very liverpoolesque, same way they drop it back to hendo and he does that exact cross first time

not sure either. in my opinion streams went to shit after the official soccer streams reddit closed

Game over.

imagine conceding a sterling header

>spuds

>i remember when De Bruyne was actually good
me too la

>pass
lol it was a flukey cross

>spashit

English players care more about club football than international.

rodri>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ndombele

Why does sterling move like that?
I"m genuinely curious

yeah I'm thinking he's back

the kaboose is loose

Why do RB’s never cover the back post in modern football?

I remember as a kid it was leason 1

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This is going to be another meme goal game like in CL ?

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Hazard didn't win the CL.
In fact, no Belgian has ever won the CL whil being a starter in the final

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Lol

his mum ran like that too and she was a pretty decent track athlete so he probably picked it up from her

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>POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP >POOP

>only working stream 3 minutes behind
Think I'm just gonna watch Escape to the Country instead

>CITEH

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lloris is so damn shit

how the fuck did that go in hahahaha
>city

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Post stream plz

Black

>ederson

>CITY

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>Ederson
he's such a shit goalkeeper. what the fuck was that positioning

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WTF I love spurs now

Because England don’t have Kevin De Bruyne

the city of city
> the city of city
the city of city
> the city of city
the city of city
> the city of city

Lol

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Do people actually think Ederson is better than Alisson? He'd get exposed so hard in any other team

LOL

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Players use the half space now so rbs need to cover that first

good call

We're not winning this, but that was nice

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the angry argentine does it again

>brazilian goalkeeping

At least ederson made sure the ball wouldn't hit the corner flag

OH NONONONONO

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I rate lamela

wtf spoilers

You were saying.

LMAO at that positioning from Eddie's son

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>ederson

this is why you're not #1 gk for brazil

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Tottenham are so inferior to city but they are fundamentally in their head after CL quarters

>mutt keepers

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shite sports were sucking ederson off earlier lel

>yfw lamela backwards is still lamela

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Ederson is such a bad keeper, literally the only thing he's good at is passing the ball

we're winning with a cheeky last minute goal as always

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Now I see why Manchester City bought Zack Steffen

...

lmao that commentary by neville on the goal
>ooh
>well
>erh

Is Lamela elite?

>the crumbling hovel of Arab Public Relations FC

what does ara ara mean

SCUUUUMMMM GAAAAANG

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Just a reminder that a gang of pikeys killed a cop last night and the press is too afraid to say it.

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>cheddarson

so this is the power of brazillian brains

>yfw 1-1 backwards is still 1-1

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>Ederson

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>a pep team getting yellowed for tactical fouls
fuck me how strange

why dont teams taht dominate possession like City just like put another outfield player in goal who can really control the ball, and just never allow really good shots?

it would be like the other team had a red card from the opening whistle, easy wins

FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD FRAUD

webm doko

Yeah I saw that story in the front page of BBC yesterday, disgusting how the press are covering it up

typical city fans

That's a dive from De Bruyne, should get a ban for that

i was half-watching and thought it wasn't a goal at first due to his tone

because Kane didn't square it

anyone got a webm of lamela licking his lips?

chinkbug soibois

often translated as "My, my"

he protected himself

>Lamela
>Alemal

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wtf

>sterling

kek same

>Ederson positioning

Top lel

he jumped out the way of the out of control tackle

I was genuinely shocked

Why isn't Sterling manly like most black guys?

I would like to retract this statement.

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guess who just scored a goal for the anderlecht

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Can he save citeh?

>YID ARMY YID ARMY
yikesing hard at this antisemitism

They look like the typical ordinary canadian basedboy gook hahaha

fcuking based. rooting for good footy with frens :)

>world class footballer cant jump slightly without falling over

DRIPPED

mahrez and jesus will win this one

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>yellowing that
>not calling the pen which was way worse
yeah "best league" my ass

you sound american. please stop

City need to recall Steffen so they no longer give up meme goals

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>pen
cringe

any stream lads?

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>Unable to sell out stadium for 1st home game of season against CL finalists from last year

Yikes

K I N O
P I C T U R E

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>Poorto

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Thats based since they dont have plastic fans

Uh sweaty school starts in a few weeks so people couldn't make it

footybite fren

the state of this counter

city have never sold our their stadium
that stadium hasn't been full since the commonwealth games

>who just scored
You have a 20min late stream ?

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>any stream lads
soccerstreamsredd

kek the cope

Is Alderweireld a fan of a shit indie group or an even shittier Australian beer?

usagoals.ws

how did gundogan get a new contract? he's shit, comparatively

Tottenham playing like shit today

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Based drug cheat

Pls stop producing CO2!

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Wait till they play Norwich. A hundred thousand strong visiting force will fill that out.

city too

CAN'T CARD THE BERNARD

Kane is such a useless nigger

would desu

Bro leave her alone, shes cute and autistic

>y-your big club has less paki customers than mine
okay mate

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but he is white and british?

Fuck

Fock off

someone's never been down the 'dam with the lads

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>SPUSHIT

heh

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He's Irish

ded thread

Based ginger dat fucking pass

>Lloris

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reeeeeeeee

>Eriksen can only make an impact coming off the bench against an exhausted championship side

I don't understand why half of Europe is allegedly after that shitter

>the bad guys are winning

Not based

>take the lead
>Home stadium dead silent

and suck :^)

She's Swedish. She's the enemy.

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Do these fucking robots do anything else except cross the ball?

damn you know de bruyne barely played for city last season

>jews
>good

The absolute state of tottenham

kane brace dubs

>switch streams and miss the goal
lol

>Spurs could realistically win the league

>Alderweireld

>pls stop using airplanes and sail in a 25 million dollar yacht instead ;)

apologise

CITY SCORE! ABSOLUTE LIMBS AS THE MAN CITY FANS GENTLY RISE FROM THEIR SEATS AND CLAP POLITELY, YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE IT

>de bryune

WAAAAH STOP FOLLOWING TACTICS AND STOP WINNING!!!

>le tap in god

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selfish desu

THE |STATE| OF TOTTENHAM LADS

>De Poouyrne

>said no one ever unironically

>de bröne

>low cross tap-in
there's got to be a way to stop these, surely. City do them so often you would have thought someone would have figured it out by now

SEETHING

De Brown is so fucking good

reminds me of this: twitter.com/SkyFootball/status/1157623102903377921

>city go ahead in a game
>seething twats start mentioning the atmosphere or empty seats
Like clockwork

KDB back on his bully

>city
>the bad guys
hahah london im lmao'ing @ ur life

>nooo nooooooo my hotsperms!!!

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sometimes you have to team up with the bad guys like city to defeat an even greater evil like liverpool

>Playing Rose LB not Vertonghen
Did Verts sleep with Poch's wife?

not city's fault that they're the only team smart enough to take high XG shots

?just dont let they cross

lo celso winner dubs

>de bruyne
Why didnt he cross

manmarking, those dumb defenders are sucked in by the players who the ball

Get over it you little girl

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*rockets a pass directly off your foot and into the goal*

heh, don't mention it, kid

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>watch game alone in your room
>can’t scream to loud or your mother will yell at you

Why didn't City buy Oblak?

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Trust in the plan spurs bois we got this

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It's the midfield play beforehand that creates the space in behind, basically what David Silva has made a career out of

>/r/eddit

the absolute state of that facial hair

dubs: 4-1 final

youtube.com/watch?v=tn6fNYwtGc4

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Chemistry reasons, ederson already fits in, oblak would have to get used to the prem and city also why would atleti sell

new

Why is KDB so good? Does he use an aimbot?

i will rape you

City exposing Tottenham for the midtable team they are

Have you seen his wife?

because poop wants a goalkeeper great with his feet to pass safely the ball away

City want a playmaking goalkeeper, it's more valuable to have 10.5 outfielders than a better shot stopper

this

>amazing footballer
>look disgusting
God giveth, God taketh away

pathetic

does she have facial hair?

JUST BLOCK THE CROSSES LMAO

She's even uglier than KDB

Holy fuck Rose is terrible and Lloris is still a meme. How do we fix both position spursbros?

“Team”
Yes I think the bong is right

>That little City chant that faded out after 10 seconds

LMAOOOO

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This is why you monkeys dont have a nobel prize

>This is supposed to be a side that can challenge City and Liverpool
Is this a joke?