/heem/: calm before the storm

this but unironically, my boy leech and hapas are an exception of course

Its the one where I embedded this dick in your mom

eraser bless

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I would literally dab on everyone here without breaking a sweat

How butthurt will people be when Yoel gets heemed?

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What site

I was being unironic you bum.

small dick yellow boi u mad

American IQ on display right here lads

these but unironically

They did 7 this time, N8dogg bless.

bet365 sir

Bookies really really like him

>all the posted slips are different to my parlay
laughing all the way to the bank lucklets

Brendan
F*CKING
Shuab

>main event is at 4am

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Man I will cook myself a some good fucking food for this card.

based thanks

Senpai you don't even want to see how good my parley is. You will ask for my number after this card so that I can give you my future predictions.

I will make you tappy while sweating all over you.

Heem urself mein neger

Yoel’s a slow starter and Paulo always pushes the pace with high volume and great bodywork and combinations with blistering power, he’s got a good jab at range to massacre Yoel’s glass eye and wear him down into a hypothetical third and weather the blacksplosion

That being said I’m out and will be betting Romero ITD

lol irrelevant country

why do people say jannies ruined spee, what was it like before that

Easy dog money pick is Brandon Davis. Every gook besides Korean Zombie is a fucking can. Davis will heem this bum.

Davis is the most entertaining can on the roster

>when you realize the 241 main card is only 10 hours away

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Paulo is a bum reachlet who couldn't even get by Hall's jab in the 1st not to mention his munster tdd

Yoel's heeming him my man

lads i was on youtube and there was a video by jack slack about DC dabbing on the haters using that mid fight screencap that was often posted here
He's stealing our memes and as a heem.com member I'm shocked he's getting away with it

You ever wish Gina would put her sweaty anus on your lips and spread her butt cheeks around your face cheeks?

Nate will clearly lose by decision and he'll claim he won every round immediately after the fight and his nuthugger fans will defend him. He'll say the fight was rigged (even though the ufc would want him to win) and go on several twitter rants about it. Nate will then say he's too cool for the ufc and that he doesn't need this shit and he will finally retire.

Costa is more of an armlet than Artem and was getting pieced up by literal Uriah Hall until he started targeting every strike at his nuts

He’s a good striker and is a giant cutbabby at 135 now. He will put this gook to sleep

N-no

Every single day bro. Imagine if she let out a nice brap while she was doing it. Imagine the smell and the sound. Has me diamonds.

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Stipe hasn't even watched the last fight back, always says "I was winning then got caught" and said he'd beat Cormier 9/10 times.
His arrogance will be his downfall. Cormier by KO punch after Stipe leaves his hands down exiting the clinch again.

He has zero power and gooks are made of brick

fight of the year tbqh

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literally who of a nation

Boys im thinking of joining my local bjj academy. No other gyms by me besides kuk sool won or some shit. Worth it?

Yoel has no jab, doesnt move as much as Hall nor throw at the cliprate he does, but he makes up for it with a lot more power and setting up his power shot better especially being a southpaw, not being as much of a mental midget, and a willingness to go forward

im sweating my pettis bet what you think is a good hedge?

What food?

Tempted to get a fat takeaway, but no good places open at 4:00 in the mornjng

u might get jewed by brunson

I will make some pasta in cashew sauce with some spinach and mushrooms and make some chicken wraps. For snacks I will get some crisps. Takeaways are always a letdown.

Yoel has devastating leg kicks. Yoel is an Olympic wrestler. Yoel is a soldier of god. And you think he can't take on a Baby T-rex failed bodybuilder like Costa? Think again.

if you like yoel so much why don't you marry yoel

Daily heeminder I will cook a mean Tagliatelle with white sauce and mushrooms better than any of you nerds every could.

Imagine

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imagine what dude

He has a great oblique kick but he’s more of a reactive wrestler. I could see him doing what he did to Machida since Costa is so easy to put on his back

let's be serious now

how big is Costa's hog?

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Like 7.5 but it is really thick.

Don't do it lad they're just gonna mug you

>thought it was a fart
>it was actually poop
Im shook

usually an indicator that you are sick

Yeah I'm thinking pretty butthurt.

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I always have crisps, lots of crisps. Will be having a fat spliff as well

Paulo’s gonna need about five nut shots and two eyepokes if he wants to break down Yoel. The two groin strikes and eye rake against Uriah simply won’t cut it tonight

Probably around 18cm, and way darker than his skin color

nice man

cause aint no such thing as half way poop

not only will I be watching the early prelims and prelims tonight, I'll be scoring every round with detailed posts about who won the match, the story and the crowd of the fight

yeah, I'm a fite fan

*expels methane into your nasal cavity*

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Step into my 11th planet rubber guard kiddo

>poo jitsu from the bottom
>tkos you

Daniel “daniel cormier” Cormier

I’m doing play by play commentary with my headphones plugged into my computer wearing my suit

Worth it TBQB

>the story
based

i'm finna set my alarm for the Costa fight

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What are your plans for tonight heem? How comfy are getting?

I’ll just order some pizza

Yoel isn't a homosexual and neither am I.
Romero totaled Bobby Knuckles knees in the first fight with his leg kicks. Bobby even mentioned them in the following interviews how devastating they were. He also implemented them in his own fight plan for their next fight.

Is that nigga still taking picks?

yeah, need to load up on supplies first

Whittaker is a bodylet

Smoking a lot of weed my jungle friend

bigger than Max's

going to order some pusy

Cuckmier weighing in "light" suggests two things. Either he's going down to 205 to fight Jon or he's coming out to wrestle tonight.
That said, I don't really know what I'm talking about.

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I wish I could smoke the good stuff, but I might have to apply for jobs at the end of the month and most jobs in Sweden have drug tests.

Have you ever fallen asleep during a card and woken up right when Bruce Buffer is introducing the main event fighters?

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sometimes I wish that were the case

be real dude, Costa was whiffing half his shots against Hendricks and Bamgbose Yoel's unorthodox boxing is going to give him big trouble not to mention the wrestling

I have done this a lot but not just UFC and usually it's by the comain.

How can you go against Yoel? Yoel loves you. He brings you happy moments like no gay Jesus. He knocks asstwats like Weidman completely out. He pleases heem god's.

Paulo is self-obsessed hue who posts on Instagram how he said "I'll book flight to Melbourne after I knock him out" while never said a thing to Yoel when they were face to face.

Fuck Paulo. Fuck heem.

Let's go Romero!

>neither am I
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
* proceeds to make sweet love to your anus for hours and hours *

Train boxing in your basement

I fell asleep right before UFC 239 main card and woke up right after. Still seething.

Actually practice hapkido at your local rec center

low T

>Card doesnt even start till 11:30
HEEM

ME

INSIDE

Breakdancing is the best base, B.

>barely making it
Wew

>that weight though
Lanklet faggot detected.

Bongs until Yoel VS Costa

he's 5'9 so he's not a lanklet. Just a manlet

?

>How can you go against Yoel?
I don't support drug cheats, I only support all natty athletes like Paulo

5:30 am I think for you

>
11 bongs

DC came in 10lbs lighter at the weigh ins because he won the last fight from being the quicker fighter. DC doesn't have to worry about takedowns, clinch work, etc because he is better there. The one way Stipe wins is boxing and DC will be faster again. Brainlets here will still bet and pick Stipe and lose. Free money at DC -140.

Thoughts on 3 day bans for off topic for asking about meeting up for a UFC event when posts like this remain up?

it will probably be on just after 5am your time

main card starts at 4am, and it's the 3rd fight

>Meeting up
You sound like a fucking loser

spammy was better as a heel

you could always work as a janny or mod if it matters so much to you

no you wouldn't

#FreeCoral

>meeting up with other posters
yikes

nobody cares dork, get a life

Gay/Tranny porn spam in

3....2........

181 is 5.93ft which means 5ft 11.25 inches, genius. You're seriously too dumb to understand your own retarded measurement system?

I have debt i need to pay in 5 days time, please give me a winning bet. I need to double my money or close to it. Thanks heem, i can count on you r-right?

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Jannies are faggots, nothing new really.

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>hates /fs/ for posting young girls
>spams mini khabib transposed with scat
hypocrites are the worst

181 is 5'11 lol

BMI = 22.8 I'm closer to overweight than I am underweight

>Being in debt
lmao

DC -140 is free

Can’t wait for Costa/Romero

Gonna beat my dick so fucking hard

steep will wrestlefuck peecee

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Looks like an older version of my first gf. Michelle is best fightfu.

Waterson
Carano
Loureda
Karolina
GrASSo

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Who owns your favorite MMA brapper?

Gotta disagree with karolina, she hasn't been cute for a long time. Good list otherwise

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talmbout BRAPS? bruhhh
*unzips pants*
*takes a hog of a log a real sheik sized shit down your throat*
ahh much better

IT'S TOO BAD THIS BITCH CAN'T FIGHT, NEARLY LOST TO A COMPLETE CAN.

What if Aspen Ladd wins the world cup?

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>being in debt
>trying to get out of it by gambling on sports online
I always wonder if people like you understand that you deserve to be poor. Like, it's not some evil conspiracy, you are just really really dumb.

In all seriousness, here's some common sense 101: don't make a bad situation worse. Obviously, don't gamble the money you have left away. Take whatever penalty you get for not paying back your debt when you're supposed to. Work, save and pay it back ASAP. I don't know how much you're in the hole for, but unless you're memeing you're going down a path you definitely don't want to.

>karolina, she hasn't been cute for a long
have you seen Carano recently?

What the fuck is wrong with white women?

get really drunk and pass out, then wake up in time for the card

spammy doesn't have the balls to find black women doing this

Why do white women do this?

How do you think that Nate will win? Submission?

based

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don't listen to this guy, when someone from the bank shows up to collect answer the door with your shotgun in hand

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>t. Joe rogan

Should've specified, my list is all time p4p not current

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here's your x2 you degenerate

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Good picks but brandon davis is a can and is not KOing anyone.

Here he goes spouting off about his imaginary friend again.

I miss the good old days when Spammy wasn’t uninspired.

he's flushed

cracka shirt

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Based boomer kyrgistani

Does anyone have the current /heem/ picks image?

where are the fucking picks?

Only reason I'd meet any of you would be to heem you into the living death.

Wow guys. This fight was booked 2 times before and fell out both times but we finally get to witness it today.

Yoelito bless. Paulinho bless.

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What school/affiliation?

W-what i-if they both punch at the same time and ko each other?

heem would implode and cease to exist

>implying theres a difference

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Half the population of Earth vaporizes instantly.

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Costa is a chinlet and probably a heartlet

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So we all gonna pretend the UFC the fans USADA Everybody are gonna pretend Yoel and this guy aren’t on roids

Trying to play off your retardation

Perfect Dundasso.

can't believe no one is talking about this. Robs white privilege at work

post webm's to make the wait until 241 less tedious

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I'm releasing most of you from your contracts. Too many of you missed height.

You may continue to post if you have heemed or been heemed. Irish Waterson poster has extended his contract.

>the finger wagging
what a cunt lol

fuck off with your manlet cope jose

>73% of heem bet on Pettis

you niggas never learn

>I-I'm not stupid, c-cope!

Nate, Stipe, and Paulo are all getting their ass beat

you heard it here first folks

Post the ban.

Any better tips for the prelims or early prelims guys?

Just good lighting and post workout pump bro

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Cenry Jejud@

another manlet south american screeching at the big bad usa

Were did the rest of him go

I don't care if he a monkey he do some fag shit I'm fucking doo up

People really think paulo can beat romero? Paulo was getting pieced up by hall

he would literally heem everyone here

Unironically 1.86m here, faggot.

Compressed the rest

>Anonymous 08/17/19(Sat)20:12:34 No.94839862▶
>
> I don't care if he a monkey he do some fag shit I'm fucking doo up
>>>
>Anonymous 08/17/19(Sat)20:12:52 No.94839871▶
> People really think paulo can beat romero? Paulo was getting pieced up by hall
>Anonymous 08/17/19(Sat)20:12:34 No.94839862▶
>
> I don't care if he a monkey he do some fag shit I'm fucking doo up
>>>
>Anonymous 08/17/19(Sat)20:12:52 No.94839871▶
> People really think paulo can beat romero? Paulo was getting pieced up by hall
>Anonymous 08/17/19(Sat)20:12:34 No.94839862▶
>
> I don't care if he a monkey he do some fag shit I'm fucking doo up
>>>
>Anonymous 08/17/19(Sat)20:12:52 No.94839871▶
> People really think paulo can beat romero? Paulo was getting pieced up by hall
>Anonymous 08/17/19(Sat)20:12:34 No.94839862▶
>
> I don't care if he a monkey he do some fag shit I'm fucking doo up
>>>
>Anonymous 08/17/19(Sat)20:12:52 No.94839871▶
> People really think paulo can beat romero? Paulo was getting pieced up by hall
>Anonymous 08/17/19(Sat)20:12:34 No.94839862▶
>
> I don't care if he a monkey he do some fag shit I'm fucking doo up
>>>
>Anonymous 08/17/19(Sat)20:12:52 No.94839871▶
> People really think paulo can beat romero? Paulo was getting pieced up by hall

YOUR THOUGHTS ON BACK PROBLEMS PREVENTING YOU FROM SLEEPING?
twitter.com/punisher_bass
keep in mind derek would literally murk you

>unironically

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Is this what they call retard strength?

Thatd be pretty based

they have no excuse. american blacks can argue that they never had the opportunity to swim because nobody took them to the pool but wtf is this

This is like the opposite of Artem

I'm not making fun of you because you're american, I'm making fun of you because you're retarded

the man to beat Cejudo

What happened to them? Did they simply drown on a puddle?

SOON

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Based
How do i achieve this physique?

...

One of my favorites

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You didn't graduate High School, did you?

>be me
>walking down my favela's alleyways late at night
>some novinha favelada drunk out of her mind tries to mug me with a knife
>heem her
>take the knife
>rape her in the alley
>cum deep inside her teenage pussy
>steal her phone
Is there a better feel?

A manlets a manlet, bud.

Based

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lmao

Lose a chromossome or two

Same but anus.

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Yeah definitely fun. I would suggest no-gi.

Also don't listen to the Gracies and do the Americana. It's retarded that they teach this to beginners because it is an absolute meme move that doesn't work against any blue belt ever. There are so many subs/transitions/takedown to learn that actually work, that learning one that doesn't is legit retarded.

The official manlet cutoff is 6'5 so if you fall under then scram. /heem/ doesn't have room for virgins

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I havent done it in a long time

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I guess it really is mug or gett mugged there

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Based

brown is the future

BASED

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the post that saved /heem/

Kek this is golden

what's a good fight night beer? i'm thinking coronas

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youtu.be/s_P0WGR6Zr0

WTF?

kek

t. wears air forces everywhere to add 2 inches of height

Keep on dreaming, you'll hit that growth spurt soon slugger.

unheemable

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This gets me everytime

>ONE FC

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lmao

He'll do whatever he wants to you

Steel reserve so by the time the main card starts everything is a blur and you just watch highlights in the morning

Buddy, everyone in this thread already knows you're stupid. It's time to cut your losses and stop replying.

>coming from an unironic 5'11

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man that was a fun fight

seriously why do white people do this?

the horrifying thing is this woman would seem normal at the bar

>long limbs
>low hips
>strong
>big frame but still low weight because he misses a midsection
Is this the ideal MMA physique?

How does one "ironically" be 5'11

My dick is still bigger than yours

You just KNOW

Why did this give me a boner?

What in God's dick is that?

you could never heem me

Post it faggot

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oh i betcha i could

Low key kinda gave me 1/8 of a boner

This is actually something you have to do if you want wolves in the wild to be okay with your presence. A lot of videos of people interacting with them (all non-scientists since it's not recommended at all you do this) will show them doing something like that. Pretty sure if you don't do it, those wolves will in fact fuck you up even if you're known to them.

I could be your friend and then heem you with kindness and my easy-going personality

Yeah but why the fuck would you wanna be around wolves in the first place?

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Absolutely 100% based and favelapilled.

t. zoophilia apologist from Enumclaw, WA.

based

I only do that kind of stuff for money, and you can't match my price

Thoughts on this? feel like throwing a cheeky hundred on it.

>your government spends billions trying to save these things

One of those "take the neck pill" guys IRL. I've seen some huge dude in the gym here do weird neck shit like that too.

So that you can get into that sweet sweet wolf poon, of course.

I mostly meant with dogs in general, but thats interesting to learn.

you think i'm just gonna sit there and let you heem me?

How do you think we got dogs? At some time way back, somewhere, some absolute mad lad thought it'd be great to let wolves lick their open mouth.

>tfw cant be liver heemd

>guests all wearing suits and evening dresses

>Fishface mutt decides to wear whatever clothes he left on his bedroom floor and pair them with children's shoes that probably light up and cost $800

Wish he'd just get heemed into obscurity, his claim to fame is teaching bjj to a bum who hasn't won a fight in years and has been subbed several times.

why are wolves so thirsty for BBC?

youtube.com/watch?v=QMl6TyX_G7A
100% NATTY PROMO

some good fan promos for this one
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1566042066006.webm

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Cormier destroys Miocic then calls out Jones for the trilogy at MSG. There's a reason he weighed in lower.

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Honestly people really overrate Costa

I'd pick Yoel all day, but I'm just a bit worried age and the wars with Whitaker might have caught up to him

Yeah but why already got dogs, theres no excuse for this bitch to do this except some weird degenerate fetish

Based Canuck.

we already got dogs*

>untangles her arm and wakes her up for more punishment
absolutely based ref

I don't want to get banned so close to a card, but just google
>Liveleak African Migrants Drown after Mistaking Arab Fishing Ship for Coast Guard and Sinking own Boats

It's like Africans are genetically incapable of swimming because all the ones that could swim got eaten by hippos and crocs.

Costa kinda sucks but he can put pressure on and Yoel doesn't do well when he isn't setting the pace / taking breaks and gasses pretty bad

Plus the man is 42 age will catch up to him at some point

Costa might win but he will get owned soon enough... Hall was beating him for a good bit

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Yoel by flying knee

negative buoyancy is real

Omw to the market. What do I get?

move to sweden then lol didn't think so

>go to sleep
>wake up rich

i will have fun watching the replay

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>starting the count on a corpse

Why move when you can import ;=)

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couple klose ones tonight

Costa gasses too tbf

>Nate Diaz
Next time just give your money to me.

I'm going to save this post because I'm quite certain all three of your picks will be wrong.

imagine living next to sweden and still thinking this is a good idea, hopeless

Who knows, I don't think it's a fetish more like that shit's probably written into her European ancestry, since that's where the first domesticated wolves or wolf-like proto-dog ancestor originated.

petits is flushed, his bones will break if he even lands a punch

Where is picks nig at?

Soap

m.youtube.com/watch?v=iM1VTFfbtUs

Based

Is this the guy to beat cejudo?

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>2.1 2.1 2.1
>trebles
>to return 555.66
how can you possibly lose with digits like these

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Could you heem spammy lads?

>tfw no cupboard troll to eat ice cream with
why even live

like mice

*boom legkicks you back to Stockton*
nothing personnel kid

I hope it goes to the ground though. I like watching Nate's JJ.

yeah, ice cream up the nose m8

How come Brunson is on the main card?

I only have sex with girls that are 5 feet tall or shorter so when I'm having sex and they're on sucking my dick I reenact the Pat Berry vs Stefan Struve triangle in my head

>ice cream
user...

Are we ready for McGregor Diaz 3 lads if he somehow scrapes a victory tonight?

>Daniel cormier ML @ 1.72
>Daniel Cormier to win via TKO/KO/DQ or Decision @ 2.25
Bookies are retarded, no way he's going to submit stipe kek. Anyone who bets ML instead of this line is double digit IQ.

>play vidya
>lose
>get pissed
>start firing off kicks on my heavy bag
>get back to the drawing board
>go back
>win

Any other you mentally ill niggas do this too?

He got poked in the eye though.

What is he eating, a mouse?

It's not 2016 anymore so no one cares about diaz McGregor 3

what the fuck is this shit

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>I like to think about shirtless men while having sex
Homossexuality is a sin, user. Repent now lest you damn your soul to hell

I do this but I hit my concrete wall. It fucks my hand up though so I usually lose the followup game.

Are you blind lol

He's sniffing coke my dude

He is doing coke

looks right to me. Edwards still not good enough to be top 3

I'm talking about Woodley being above Covington and Masvidal ya simp

The absolute state of Colby kek. He did get stripped of his interim for inactivity.

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If you think Brazilians are dirty, try living with Indians/Arabs. These people will literally shit on the floor of their own living room and just leave it there. Or they just find a spot in their closet and use it as a toilet. Or take a planeride with these people. There will be literal shitted on toiletpaper all over the hallway of the plane.

my long lost manlet brother

Ive already legkicked his shit to bits

Very rarely lose in games, do heem the heavybag after a stressful day.

The bag is the perfect workout equipment, you can do everything from deadlifts to squats to grappling. Feels good to perfect your suplex form on the bag so that you can paralyze manlets IRL

i'm paying 70eur here for a gram of what i assume is shit coke, compared to say peru
but i heard about what they do over there, the indians, a grey kind of powder, paste?
that's not as potent
is there an even purer version of the stuff?

anyway i will be coked up as fuck during the fights tonight

is Woodley fighting again or is he done now?

Based

Masvidal should be higher tbqh. He's faced high ranking competition, while most of WW contenders have been avoid legit competition (besides taking turns beating up flushed RDA).

i know. colby only beat his scraps

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That's an interesting assesment of the situation but I'm simply think of applying the choke not the fighters, I'm just trying to win

this but poker and my bag is now almost completely destroyed

The Ngannou vs Blaydes 2 stoppage was early tbqh and that fight was right after Ngannou shit the bed vs Lewis. Seemed like the ufc wanted to protect their Ford escort man. Blaydes kept getting up, but the soi ref was in such a hurry to stop it. Early/questiinable stoppages piss me off like nothing else.

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Dont do it user
Save it for when ur going out
Getting used on doing coke in random situations is never a good idea and i dont want you go down that path
Rather light up a joint a d chill

>h-he totally is faking, stop liking him

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Haven't you heard? Poker is solved.
youtu.be/u90TbxK7VEA

could this be true??

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Holy fucking shit son you are getting robbed but so it's the rest of the world, come has been considerably diluted for what it used to be in let's say the 80's

Colby is legitimately the best welterweight. Change my mind.

bollocks, impossible to make a computer program that isn't exploitable

He hasn't fought anyone good that wasn't flushed

See A buddy of mine got hooked on sos. Not something you want to be doing.

everything cuckby does usman does better

EZ money congrats on your new fortune user

Why would I even attempt that, it would be like to trying to disprove the wetness of water

Hope Pettis wins and then denies mcgregor a shot but ofc they all cling to mcgregor due to the money they'll get.

If you think that, then you don't understand maximizing value vs maximizing unexploitability, which means you were a mark to begin with, even without AI entering the field.

lol

My buddy from australia says it's 400 dollarydoos over there, but here i guess 50-70 is standard.

Mousasi vs Machida 2 September 28th in Bellator

twitter.com/bellatormma/status/1162790480427376640?s=21

Lawler isn't good? He's far from flushed and is still one of the best welterweights.

Ok got beverages and dude lmao for the night. Still need candy. what should I get heem?

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Conor vs Pettis at WW for some reason would be such a meme fight

Whats sos? You mean bumps?

a fucking job

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Snoozeman hits like a bitch and pushes people against the cage he's the biggest can to ever win a title.

Just pure coke.

Snickers, hot cheetos, beef jerky and some skittles.

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I got snickers icecream, pringles and soda

Lawler hasn't decisively won a fight since 2015.

just worked you so I should get compensation

Not watching the Portland antifa heems until the card.

Never going to make it.

>t. GTObabby
when an AI wins the SCOOP I'll believe it

t. Cazzie. Lawler was flushed in 2016 when Woodley ended him. Lawler has lost 4 of his last 5 with his only win coming against Canboy in a close decision.

Ill take it rarely

Snickers in some form it is, thanks brehs

Are you actually gonna leave for a month afrer Nate 209 WHATs Pretty Tony right back to fishing with his cousin?

Watch the video. It consistently beats pros. And it's a cash game AI. Tournaments are a completely different game.

Usman has more KOs than Colby you cazzie lol and he's also not a 5'9 manlet

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congrats on being the biggest autist on heem

There are multiple Kyrgyz flags on /heem/ so you'd never know.

I don't play cash games faggot

Anybody hyped for the kang kyung ho fight ?

kang kyung who

So you're already ducking like a faggot, seems right.

yeah he brings the spice

Based Tyquil calling out the other boring fighters trying to steal his gimmick of being boring

>i pretend to like no name asian cans, so that people would think I'm hardcore

That's a yikes.

everyone on HEEM is a ducker. pussy ass swede said
>durr show me how tuff u r come to Peeden
then he refuses to post email to setup the super heavyweight bout

Lend me that faith nigel, i want him to demolish DC but that first fight cracked my faith-chin

quintessentially brazilian

All of his punches in the woodley fight were weak he didn't land a single good shot. He also throws less punches than colby.

Ok. Unironically good luck riding that variance train.

I don't need to duck anyone because Nate is not winning. But I will keep my word if he does.

Redpill me on this King Kong Hoe you speak of.

Druzhe kad pochinje event/prva borba i di gledash ima li na tvu

I unironically think that can be the most entertaining fight tonight

Shouldn't be allowed to hold the towel but ah sure the fat cunt had to hold on to something

I don't see DC vs Stipe going past round 3. I'm still convinced DC is slimming down to fight Jon again and Stipe slimmed down because he's been in a deep depression after losing his belt and watching Bork call him a piece of shit. It would have been funny if Stipe won and Bork tried to push him like he did to DC. Stipe probably would have responded with a punch.

DC eyepoked him, simple as that. Stipe won every exchange until DC realised he wasn't going to beat him fair and square.

Fucking jannies

cheers, it's going well
chipleading final table and then lost with KK vs TT, then I lost QQ vs AJ then lost two pair vs set blind vs blind to be in 5th or 5

Greatest countryvin the world lad

Brap posters are based posters, prove me wrong

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ah yes braps mm open up
*shits in your mouth*

Did you just start watching mma or something? He almost finished Woodley with punches in the 4th, while Colby dodged Woodley. Colby has literally zero KOs in the ufc (just one tko) so don't pretend he hits harder than Usman who has a legit KO victory in the ufc.

Why didn't you just wipe your ass with that 50

lmao mike wazowski file name, my god wtf is that alien man,

Bit ce ti na novoj tv dan poslije. inace u 4 ujutro po nasem vremenu pocinje main card.

It's the same price here for below average coke.
>wish I was back in colombia
>$11 a gram

Those punches had nothing behind them and fight was never close to being stopped. You don't know what you're watching.

I can't because you're objectively right and based

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absolutly based lad.

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is he really 5'9?

How did noble bundaposting turn into degenerate brapposting?

He actually has two tkos my bad, but still he hasn't had one in 3 years. The idea that he hits harder than Usman is being a fanboy.

Roy Nelson on a diet, you're welcome.

Sta mislis jel pametno gledat sutra pod uvjetom da se mogu spojlat

I'll bet he could knock you out though.

it's the final stage in the cumbrain's life cycle

I predict the shocking upset of the night to be costa finishing yoel in less than 2 minutes

You're right. Only virgins disagree

Absolutely BASED reddit OC

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stipe will submit peecee

Ja cu gledat lajv jer nije isti osjecaj nego gledat snimak, jos 3 vrhunske borbe na main cardu
Ti svabo nemoj se drogirat

Stop embarrassing yourself. It's cool that you like Colby, but stop pretending you know what you're talking about. Usman was raining punches on Woodley in the fourth the fight was close to being stopped even the announcers thought so. The fact you think those punches had nothing behind them just reeks of casual. If that was the case Woodley wouldn't have looked completely defeated after the fight. Neither Colby or Usman are known for punching power though it's irrelevant in their matchup. The fight will be decided by pace and clinch control.

May god hear your words

you might be on to something, everybody else fell asleep during that "fight"

This is fucking disgusting but now Yole and Paulo are literally pic related

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What's with the stats? Roy Nelson is a fat can and you're a scrawny bum who thinks fighting drunk bums at a pub makes you a fighter.

>Lose argument
>B-bet he could ko you though
kek

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Damn forget nigel, thanks sven i needed that

>Ja cu gledat lajv jer nije isti osjecaj nego gledat snimak, jos 3 vrhunske borbe na main cardu
Bazzah
Koja stranica? Valja li crackedstreams?

Are all Colby fans pol cazzies who just started watching mma?

drank a gallon of water earlier just for the faggots who ask for a stream

Watch it again. None of those punches had the ability to knock him out. I don't care what the announcers say Joe makes wrong calls all the time and John Annock is an annoying faggot.

Seriously though, what's with all the Nigerians

taima.tv/r/mma
Ovdje ja gledam vec zadnjih dvi 3 godine ima chat, zajebancija, malo autisticno al pouzdan stream, i uvijek dobra kvaliteta, ako padne stream odma nadju drugi

Costa is litteraly hulk

>yoel wins
>diaz wins
>cormier wins
any pick other than this is beyond retarded.

I can't lose to you at anything. It's impossible. Just admit it, Colby would flatline you in 5 seconds.

*pssshhhhh*

>diaz wins
>Betting on a coinflip fight
Bookies love people like you

As far as I remember Usman wasn't landing a lot of heavy punches against Woodley. I seem to remember him mostly wrestlefuck tapping him from the clinch for points.

Maybe I'm remembering it wrong, I'll have to rewatch it.

Why does he trigger incels?

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what time are these fights happening BST?

RDA is 5’9. Colby is 6 foot flat

this is the body of a man on performance enhancing drugs

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wrong, rda is 5'8, colby is 5'9.5 or 5'10 at best.

Who would get triggered by that guy? He's a cringey bum can. Will lose soon.

Good genetics for explosiveness and low natural bodyfat% so big frame for their weight.

Gadoosh

>Le fake African ducking man
Oof, I wonder why

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He didn't land a ton of heavy punches from distance, but he did land a flurry in the fourth. My main point was that his punches were doing damage because he was mainly targeting Woodley's body with pretty heavy shots. That obviously drained Woodley because he looked like he didn't want to even be in the octagon by the end of the fight. Usman definitely did a lot of clinch work. I'm not saying he's a ko puncher or anything like that, but the idea that his punches to the body didn't do damage is dumb.

Colby is maybe 5'10. Maybe

Usman is 6'0 flat

...

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-241-cormier-vs-miocic/
Kaj mislish o ovom

Costa wins due to the power of youth, I like Diaz but Pettis is hot coming off the Wonderpedo win. DC is too elite for that cleaveland bum.

(you) sound triggered

Yeah I do seem to remember those bodyshots now that you mention it.

Colby is 6'5 and Usman is 5'4.

He actually wouldn't because I'm not a sub 6 foot sub 200 pound manlet. He'd probably flat line you though.

Super
Sve je to manje vise isto pozdrav i uzivaj

>muh pol boogeyman

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so yes

twitch.tv/waderweidoan

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oh, so you're a fat pig then. Post a picture of yourself fattass.

yes sweaty all the bad meanies that think different to you are from pol

It turned into a boring fight around the second round because Usman was clearly dominating by that point and Woodley looked broken. Usman was landing throughout the fight though. According to ufc stats, Usman landed 141 strikes to Woodley's 34. ufcstats.com/fighter-details/f1b2aa7853d1ed6e

are you or are you not a polnigger?

>pozdrav i uzivaj
Takodjer brt

>Post a pic
You would like wouldn't you? Gay boi. The fact you think being over 200 pounds makes you fat lets me know you don't lift or even workout.

I mean you gotta be a fan of wrestling to enjoy Colby fights. It's not like Conor where any cazzie can just drop in and enjoy some heems. In term of newcomers I would assume he attracts more of a WWE crowd.

Diaz is the better fighter everywhere and hasn't lost anything but gay split decisions since 2009. You're a retard.

I invented Assthony Snakettis.

Joanna vs Claudia III when?

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oh my sweety baby dumpling sugarpie gingersnap
pol has been dead for 4 years honeybun

Post body faggot, guaranteed you're a larping dyel

Colby's maga gimmick is made to draw people from pol and people from the Trump subreddit. 80% of the fans are from one of those two places.

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Claudia is flushed

henry is going on a tear through the W"mma" divisions

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All main card fights will be heems tonight.

> pol has been dead for years
Yea Forums has never been more popular because of pol from 2016 election

Nate getting imbarresed will lower connor's stock even more, lmfao Conor on suicide watch.

I hope the trilogy is actually a sex tape

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Nobody really wants to see your fat sweaty gut but you should post a video of your best lift or shut the fuck up.

What a slag

>Post your body
>Calls me the faggot
Y'all are some thirsty gaybois

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oh for sure

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well exactly it's plebbit trash just like heem
dead board

No, you Fjordnigger, it's about at 6 am for us. The main card starts 4 am.

>dodging the question and trying to distance yourself from it
I'll take that as a yes

That would be pure kino and would make up for the past 3 shit cards

Early stoppage

nothing personnel but screenshotting this in case he loses by gay split decision

God I would love to watch him wrestlefuck Valentina I bet she could be so heated she would squirt

yea you tell him gus

I agree. Nate shouldve been beaten for another full minute

Hello dan shea how is melissa doing

Just shut up dude I'm not posting shit for some mad Colby cuck

basted sweety and sour hold the sour poster

In the last SEVEN (7) years Nate Diaz has only fought bums and some Irish 145lber he was tree times the size of and he was 3-4 in those fights....

Pettis has lost to 3 GOATs in the past 3 years but also has 2.5 good wins compared to Diaz's 0 good wins in his last 7 years.

Pettis wins this fight EFFORTLESSLY.

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Nunes vs GDR at UFC 245 in December official

twitter.com/bokamotoespn/status/1162805140044173312?s=21

Pick Daniel cormier to win via ko/tko or decision, there's no chance of a submission and you'll miss out if it does go to decision. 2.25 odds so same basically.

stipe submits dc in the fourth

Wheres the picks breh

BASED

Dan Shea your stream is lagging

Diaz fans always claim they win every decision lol

Nunes getting dabbed on

Not to mention the most important factor. Nate doesn't check leg kicks and Pettis is a good leg kicker.

Where are you from, dosum?

You really believe being a over six foot out of shape unathletic bum means you could beat the best welterweight? lol

Yo
Are prelims any good, or should i take a couple of hours of power sleep?
Im already tired

Cerrone is a good kicker and Nate dabbed on him

New

Based. Imagine how punch drunk he would sound now.

he kicks high

Stop it

Watch Embedded with Henry and Val. They're pretty chill to each other. That's their plan to stay relevant. Henry is out till 2020, Val just gave one of the most safe and boring performance (even by her own standards).

That's a good point, but Cerrone struggles against length. Anyone who has a reach advantage on Cerrone nearly always beats him. I think he's only ever beat one guy with a reach advantage and it was only like an inch of reach.

This is the thread

so she wont fight cyborg but she'll fight the bird that beat the piss out of her

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You lose

Bishkek. You?

Will someone make a 241 related thread what the hell is this kangz shit and that other weirdo thread

Dude, doxxing isn't cool, you wouldn't like it if someone did that to your house/shack in your shithole country

Literally in the reddit thread comments.

I'm from 10th, b.
Salam vsem pacanam estje

wtf is this faggot streamer shit

This dog gets more action than Jorge lmao

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Imagine getting stripped after 46 days

hey some user posted a mobile compatible stream in the other thread, anyone help out a wagecuck?

past 6 really, colby main was kino and also 239 but thats it recently

Got burgers, hotdogs, steaks, eggs, whiskey, rum, blue WKD, chilli, crisps and everything else a human could want.

t. I earn a lot, am on my own and treat myself, also not a fat cunt (cough) maybe a little

paulo costa looks good. romero had a bad weight cut, is 42 years old and suffered a lot of damage in the whitaker fights. he could get finished early.