What does he do exactly?
What does he do exactly?
Connor Flores
Alexander King
he ruined my life
Josiah Perry
Pass sideways with 89% accuracy
Gabriel Thomas
being the white guy in the team
Ryder Foster
Unironically the most overrated player of all time
Brandon Smith
*eliminates you on the first touch*
*passes the ball sideways*
psssh... nichts personal kind...
Kevin Long
fucks sweden
Brandon Cox
Wins 2014 WC
Charles Reed
escape criticism
Logan Jones
he's had the armchair managers on his ass for years
Jeremiah White
When you watch the game, you don't see Kroos
But when you watch Kroos, you see the game
Adam Baker
Can't be criticized when you do fuck all
Anthony Phillips
Win
Owen Ramirez
Scores blooter
Joshua Anderson
BTFOS YOU
Andrew Roberts
Cerrarle el orto a los holandesitos culeros.
Jordan Powell
Ignoraba que en El Salvador usaran 'orto'.
Asher Reed
>OP
Gabriel Richardson
Filters low IQ
Eli Gonzalez
OHHHHNONONONONONONO
Luis Harris
Score goals
Dylan Jones
Powerful...
Camden Butler
most assists since he joined real
Jacob Moore
he was still complete dogshit last season
Matthew Bennett
most key passes every season too
but all he does is pass it 5 meters to the side of course
Aiden Harris
being the GOAT
Aaron Cox
"Hofnarr kleidet den König" (kolorierter Holzschnitt; Albrecht Dürer d. J. ca. 1509)