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Exactly how is Jofra Archer English

NICE GARY!!!!

>hate cheats
>love smith
?

Imagine this :
>oh crikey Johnny it's been a mighty fine day at old Trafford, brilliant football by these two sides.
>on yes Tommy what a game. Currently 3-0 united with 3 minutes to play. Alexis hattrick!!
>oh its starting to rain! The ref has waved the match off! It a 3-0 draw folks, it's a draw!!!

Gentle reminder to never, ever, under any circumstances, reply to an amerimutt

civic nationalism

>Fuck Europe
Cricket isn't an European sport you numpty

>that silent cam looking at the sky
thought my life ended lads

>tfw get to see Smith get a double Ton next match after being denied one this match

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wtf is channel 9 doing

>Trail by 12
Oh no no no no.

>31 extras
>28 byes
the bongs played themselves

>Punished Smith

no wonder this idiot got hit by Archer if he didn't even dodge the ball in this photo

Smith-o-vision

Residency? Or maybe his grandparent was born before whatever year it was as a British subject.

Where did the Aussies go

thought I was having a stroke or something, what were they even trying to do

Please explain to me how this match can be anything other than a draw

Another great review by Australia.

>42 deliveries
>0 dismissals

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business idea: king hitting any english CUNT i see

>smith only got double figures

He peaked too early. Ashes are coming home, lads

Is the entire team concussed? What are these reviews

10 more to go lads come on

english batting

can't take em with you might as well

England could bowl Australia out before Australia reaches Englan'd second total, or
Australia successfully chases England's second total.

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE BALL SMITH!!1

NO, NOT LIKE THAT!!

Business idea: Play to 5 wickets in the second innings when you've lost a day to rain

Some 60 all out magic from Broad? Bit desperate.

If either team take twenty wickets and score more runs before stumps tomorrow mate

He was decent at cricket so he became English. That's how it normally works.

Word around the ground is that Lord's is receiving a large delivery of Bananas addressed to Peter Siddle
Expect him to open the bowling for Aus after Tea and break a few arms

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youtube.com/watch?v=sokdL-0iV9s

England will bat today with Roy as an opener

Surely boundaries scored is the logical way to decide a cricket match

Better idea would be to add another day

The pavilion.

youtube.com/watch?v=zUkvvFvLu1Y

ODI mode tomorrow lad if England are brave

Another day?

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That's all we'll need when we give your other 5 the old Sean Abbott special.

smith looks sad ;_;

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS FUCK OFF

>final score of 250
kino

>Dodgy decision
>English wicket keeper going down and hugging the umpire
Seems a bit suss desu.

what site you use to stream

8 RUN LEAD

IT'S ALL OVER FOR AUSFAILIA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

BASED
TIME FOR MURDERBALL

I hope the English opening pair last a long time

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we're famously hands-on and open with our emotions

not gunna lie pretty disappointed

YA DUN YA CUNTS FUCK OFF BACK TO ABBO LAND.

It's to compensate for pooy getting another 0 and out

tipping roy burns to build on this already MASSIVE lead

>England go ODI mode
>achieve a good score, Australia play test mode for the draw
>achieve a bad score, Australia play for the win
big brain paine confirmed

if the first over isn't 6 bouncers to soi's head im going to seethe

Why the FUCK do the retarded euros and islanders not do this? I swear cricket is the lowest iq sport because only retarded europoors and pajeets and ausconvicts play. No sense in it

Just in time for tea, how lovely.

>fewer runs than England's shitty score

yikes

ump and johnny both said they were hungry and wanted tea so they conspired knowing australia didn't have any reviews left.

>Australia play test mode for the draw
They cant do that lad
play for a draw is not possible with Aus batting

That would be a waste of a new and potentially swinging ball desu.

which episode should I watch between the breaks?

8-0 without a ball faced. In dreamland here.

Tradition you franchising fuck nugget.

do NOT care i just want to see poms drop like flies

Genuinely disappointed with Pozztralia today.

He knew he could make the century if he stayed in. Regardless, the brits definitely didn't get the momentum they were after. The 8 run head start is less than the 12 runs they thought they saved by bodylining smith.

This is gonna be a good Aussie bowling innings

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>he doesn't eat MD and shitpost on /cric/ from the smokers at Revs
Yikes

audible exhale from nose

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Any of them I don't mind.

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Is this going to be the first time West Indies win an Ashes Test?

jofra archer is a nigger

>tryna bust them in the head after the ball has softened up

not liking your lack of commitment here mate

FUCK get on with it cunts i want to see pommies DEAD

Honestly that session has to be the best session of cricket i have watched for about half a decade or so

after seeing what Smith is willing to do, Warner or Bancroft should give up their spot or Epstein from the top bunk

Best team my lad.

kek ok

We are going to see just how hard the Aussies can cheat now, mark my words

yeah its fucking kino

I want to see an "Englishman" die at bat today, fucking hurry up Tubbs

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england should open with roy and buttler and just go for it.

>Tea Break so Auissie bowlers can fight over who gets to Kill Archer and Root

LOL the JEW.CINEMATIC.UNIVERSE /JCU

That tripfag was quite evidently living in your head - and continues to do so - rent free.

>not a single Englishman asked for blood

>smoth autistically allows himself to get hit

>kill all poms

The state of the aussies in this thread.

>Pozstralia 8 runs short of England
>Smith 8 runs short of a 100

Hmmmmmm x

This. And when they're 31-5 who cares lol there's another 3 matches left, they can still win 3-2.

proxy off
trip on
wog cunt

same desu but that's just because i want roy out for the series

england drew first blood CUNT

Archer's not opening.

Starving lads
Need some jammy dodgers

Do fair dinkum fellas drink tea? Honestly asking.

Yobbo element not on itt

>Smith throws himself onto the sword
>"FUCKING CUNT ENGLISH OUT FOR BLOOD"
>Australians start being aggressive for no reason

Poetic lad
It was meant to be
Just like the dead poms to come after the Tea Break

honestly, when you think about it RC's tips were fucking elite. he ALWAYS managed to get it wrong, there's is a serious skill in that.

lmao, imagine being this fresh

always amazed me how he could be THAT consistent in being wrong, it was uncanny

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>only wanting to kill Archer

not liking your lack of commitment here mate

Had some success betting against his tips.

Tea is the GOAT beverage
Coffee is overrated as fuck
I hope he comes back for this years BBL so i can make some easy cash betting against what he says

Smith's entire involvement in this series has been kino as fuck. Most would go off after the elbow, literally anyone else would have stayed off after the head blow. Seeing the brits desperately try anything possible to dismiss him before he completely fucks them over only to have him muscle through it gives me many feelings, what a chad.

reckon mathew wade is an actual retard lads

>13/14
Fucking hell. Can't believe it's already that long ago.

>yfw Buttler and Stokes come out to bat
>smash 15 an over until close tomorrow
>win on boundaries
>aussies seething

feels good being the colonial master

Have England forgotten about the pace of Mark Woods?

>Jiminy Cricket, what a session that was! As ever, Steven Smith was at the centre of the action: imperious as ever, until roughed up by Jofra Archer, who stoked up the Babylonian fires during an electric spell. Smith was first struck on the arm, bringing up a duck egg-like bruise; then he was felled amid worrying scenes, taking a blow on the neck from another Archer bumper. Fortunately he was able to walk off, only to then return at the fall of the next wicket and get to within a couple of blows of a remarkable century.

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Not to mention how gutless the poms were for booing him for coming back on to help his team in a time of need
Smith does not like cricket, he fucking loves it

Literally this. I'm gonna go play some games and if all is well I'll come back to 48/3 as pooy poot and Co all fuck off

Good Lads it honestly is. Nothing beats and nice cup of tea.

>they're not even in Vietnam yet

Damn this is some compelling viewing, lucky I'm so bloodthirsty for English scalps or I might forget to come back when tea finishes

Woke up and found out the nog was trying to kill Smith

Unacceptable

Return him to the Caribbean immediately

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BASED FUCKING TRINIBRO

Proxy off unfunny cunt.

T&T has spoken

>Atherton basically calling Smith a wuss and talking about non helmet era
Based

Tool - Sober
Somewhat fitting a bit for what is to come and what has transpired

>colonial master
>at the whim of the eu

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newcunt
trinibro is one of the oldest and most beloved posters in these threads.

Source your own windrush cunts. He's ours.

what you wearing for halloween made
i'm coming as a free and independent country

*bottles the first english cunt i see*
this ones for steve smith fucko

We did it AusGODS! We nearly overtook England's mammoth total of 258 after putting them into bat!

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Amazing how easy it is to pull the wool over Aussie eyes.

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I would you lads to take him so Windies can start to dominate Cricket again
Windies domination of the 70's and 80's was kino as fuck

Dad was telling me Viv could take a few knocks and more, boomers just don't give a fuck about head protection

>advert about whats happening in perth
>"there is SO much going on in perth for you to take part of"
>literally the only two thing they mention is city to surf and some other charity walk
wow!

>Pic related when Aussies bowl to the Poms after Tea

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don't be racist here go to

Like the white Saffas, Archer would not be appreciated properly in his home country. It's only right he should play for >us.

>City to Surf
Copying based Sydney again i see

GIVE HIM THE BEAMER

youre the only implying some kind of negative connotation, dumbarse. he simply pointed out that jofra is black which is objectively true.

>"back in my day you let the bowler give you brain damage and you were 'appy about it"
Yeah, it shows.

>Brexit "talks" pushed back to October
>free and independent country
HOWLING

English theme song for the last session of the day
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

Helmets? Never heard of her.

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BUST HIM IN THE HEAD
KILL HIM

>YOU'RE A WHITE BALL CRICKETER! A WHITE BALL CRICKETER!

Haven't got the bottle. U bottling cunt. And it's still ayers rock fucking abbo cocksucker.

cant wait to see this "rory burns" fuck on the ground knocked out

Poor too. I would love to be french in the next decade.

>not letting based Smoth opening the bowling with his cheeky legbreaks
fuck doctors

when did the Irish get access to the internet? who signed off on this?

could always go watch the dockers get pissed on too

>"Yes, bowl to kill"

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Not after his neckbreak

>not letting based Smoth opening the bowling with his cheeky beamers
fuck umpires

Can't wait for free tickets to be given out in nutri grain boxes so I can scalp them to tourists

Couple of Chicago Town pizzas for dinner lads

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went to only one dockers game this season and it ended up being the kino game where they smashed peelong

OH NO

I WANT TO WATCH A MAN BREATH HIS LAST

How many deadlines have you fumbled your way into prolonging because half your populous didn't even know what a brexit was when they voted and wanted a do-over?

pic related gonna be happening to the English a lot

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>4 balls in
>both batsmen are still alive
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

tonight was the first time I've ever been embarrassed to be a Freo man. Fucking disgrace losing to Essendope with Sandi retiring and Walters 150th (fuck Ballantyne)

>The call that killed the English
How can he getting away with it
soon lad

No matter the team or ladder position, dockers always seem to do better against geelong for some reason.

HazleGOAT to pick up 3 wickets this over lads

yeah it was extremely grim. nothing was as grim as the fucking wallabies game though. what an absolute joke

>over finished
>entire anglo race not eliminated
uhh???

Hazelshit to go for runs this over lads

where have all the pommy flags gone lads? scared to see their bats""""""men""""" drop like flies?

Feeling a bit grim here m8
this isn't death bowling
Have the Aussies all been scared off by Archer and Co.?

my brother is Iggs and he said "thanks for beating Geelong" after >we did it and I told him "watch us back it up and lose to the Saints" fucking purple shitter why did I make that bet in 1999.

kek I don't watch that shit. what happened?

why are there no medical staff on the pitch, hurry up and kill someone Aussies, for your honor you dogs.

What sort?

It's tea time.

this is Roy's moment lads

i'm still here

wouldn't mind seeing someone get busted in the head and die lads

pitch seems to have lost a bit of bounce lads :^)

bounce this
*grabs u by the collar and headbutts you*

Word around the ground is that Smith is concussed and that Mitch Johnson is coming out of retirement to be his concussion sub replacement
Get ready for BROKEN FUCKING ARMS

aussies smashed poopeeland last weekend in perth, had nz cop their biggest defeat against australia ever.
this week? wallabies back that up by losing 36-0 playing like absolute muppets

A bit of mindless aggressive bowling might suit him

Only part of the game I caught was Sandi hooking it from the mark. Felt bad for him to be desu.

Hopefully Cummins can knock his eye straight

So what's England's strategy to winning this? Anything that's enough for a declaration wouldn't leave enough time. At least we know we have to just bowl them out cheaply and chase it.

wouldn't mind if someone gave this burns cunt the old hughesy special lads

*Your head shatters like an egg against my granite skull*
Heh...cute.

theyre not batting for a win, 100% will be going for the draw here

needle our way to 150 and then put you in two overs before tea tomorrow.

declare asap and then get back to hurling bouncers at smith

England rarely if ever go for a win if it means the opponents are in an easy spot for the win as well
watch them draw this out, they will bat till tea tomorrow or all day tomorrow
Shows how gutless they are

strawpoll.com/233cd5b9

pray for broad to get another godlike spell and bowl them all out inside a session. that's probably it

*that actually was an egg*
Well don't you look silly now mate, one might say...... you've got egg on your face....

KEK

not voting in a fucking ebin personality dumb fucking vote

Mega meaty ones, done in the oven as well. Fuck the microwave.
>inb4 I gave ur mum the mega meat last night m8

Lads
england are 8 for 0
pretty embarrassing desu

OH MY GOOOOOOOD CRACK SOME FUCKING SKULLS ALREADY

how many times did your country vote to be a colony?

oh wait none because we just conquered you because we felt like it hahahaha

gonna fall asleep if smith isn't avenged soon

>letting roy score a run
australia are cooked

good one bro

this
fuck off zachy
fuck off daniel
fuck off fatguts

>both openers off the mark

thank god

strawpoll.com/sra6gpeh

>we just conquered you
>you
not an abbo mate, guarantee every poster in this thread is a descendant of one of those conquerors living like kings in objectively the best country on earth with objectively the greatest cricket team ever

Wow such PACE corrrrrrrr its annudah bodyline

Oven, nice choice- got to know how to treat yourself.

COOKED

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KEK IN THE NUTS
IF YOU EVEN HAVE NUTS, GET FUCKED SOI

Can't tell if Roy is fat or not

>invent cricket
>be bad at it
>invent rugby
>be bad at it
>invent soccer
>be bad at it

Why didn't Steve Smith score a century?

All internet personalities are awful but I'd rather have a drink with Daniel than Autismo B

amerilard tier

because the english are cheats

Cooking myself up some of these korean fire noodles for a drunken snack.

being cheeky with the early vote

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am not a fan of the new clean Strawpoll interface.

homerun.re/england-vs-australia-live/stream-1
this isnt hd

Because the English didn't clap him when he came back out.

my wife still hasn't come home yet lads. she's been out in town all fucking night

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why would you let your snack drink?

grim

What's the best sledge of all time lads?

(you)

she's probably having the steve smith treatment

strawpoll.com/gxe3fb1y

sir richard hadlley
sir ben stokes

She's been Jill Meagher'd.

sonny bill williams

>Each kit a different colour

Soul

Feels less rapey if we're both drunk.

pretty fed up with this line and length bullshit lads

tufnell forgetting how many balls he has left in the over and asking umps who tells him to "count your own you pommy bastard" and then when he returns to his fielding position near the boundary some aussie in the stands cries out "oi tufnell lend us your brain we're building an idiot"

GONE GOT IM
FUCK OFF CUNT

GONE
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH CUNT

>jason soi

>onions
oh no no no no

fuck sake
stick to one day roy lad

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>SOI

Attempting to kill the English is proving successful.

GONE YES GOT HIM PISS OFF YOURE OUT (OF THE TEAM)

>jason pooy

mind the windows tino

very grim lad, not funny or edgy. You can thank Greens and Labor for voting against women being allowed to carry pepper spray.

>roy

B A S E D
A
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C U M G O D
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Is there any point celebrating that wicket?
Are the poms even upset?

the carbo ones in the pink package are absolutely elite, they're all delcious though but they tend to pass through quickly and burn the bum on the way out.

What a fucking embarassing dismissal. FUCKING dumb cunt poms.

HOW DOES CUMGOD KEEP DOING IT?

hard to motivate myself to even post about it 2bh

business idea: bowl a 160kph bouncer into roots fucking skull

>the steve smith treatment
>beaten around the head by a nigger
probably true to be fair

thanks for the laugh bro

>poot

COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE

>ROOT

oh fucking hell
COLLAPSE INCOMING

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

GONE YES FUCK OFF POOT YOU USELESS CUNT AHAHA GOT HIM CUNT

>opening batsman

GONE
GONE
FUCK OFF

Same old roy, always getting out

OH NO NO NO NO.
BETTER HOPE FOR MORE RAIN TO SAVE YOU.

HOLY FUCK LMAO
BONGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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GOLDEN FUCKING DUCK HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAHAGAGAHAHAHAHHA

>poot

GONE

FUCK OFF

FUCK RIGHT OFF

SHAMBOLIC FIRST BALL

>English playing for the Draw now that they lost a wicket
Fucking cowards, i will only be happy if Aus win this for Smith

Don't think I've ever been more right on a sporting opinion than knowing Jason Roy would be utter wank in Test cricket

HOW I ASK YOU?

looks like we'll be playing for a draw then lads

we might not even get to tomorrow at this rate
smgdh

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE

If anyone can collapse from here it's us

Roy needs shooting.

>onions goes out
>take a shit
>root goes first ball
FUCKS SAKE

>POOT 0(1)
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

HE'S GOT A HATTRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

CUMGOD
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Yeah, my anus does not enjoy them.

No dramas, mate.

>eating through these cunts to get at Archer

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>rot
>Poor

Never bat again in a test game ever please

CUMMED ALL OVER THAT PAIR OF SAGGY ENGLISH TITS

Fuck sake

KEK i remember when i had a toilet trip
think there are a fwe in this image

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NOT YET HE HASN'T.

>not having everyone round the bat for a hat-trick ball

for shame

>4.1 Cummins to Roy, OUT, he's gone, leading edge back to the bowler! Roy falls cheaply again, a short-of-a-length delivery that he looks to work to the leg side, closes the face, the ball loops just down the on side of the pitch, Cummins spins from his follow through and gets underneath it
>4.2 Cummins to Root, OUT, gone, first ball! It's all happening. Perfect length outside off, Root pushes forward, gets a thick edge through the Paine. Australia know they have a big chance now

England are

DONE
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Your ancestors were crooks too poor to afford a slice of bread mate

Ahh yes, the Brave English Collapse
Just what i expected from them
This is for Smith

More like thank our judicial system. He'd been done for rape multiple times and even broke a guy's jaw months before the murder.

Ian: "This England top order weak as wet toilet paper."
At least wet toilet paper can still clean up shit unlike the English cricket team

>tfw you will never be as handsome as Pat Cummins

fuck sake

Denly to the rescue

absolutely fucking ELITE over from based cumGOD

>You will never be cum in by Cummins
end me

What is the most amount of consecutive wickets in a test match?

That was probably the quickest Root i have ever seen

>state of english batting?

fucking disgrace, it's story after story coming out of farcical courts in Aus, especially Victoria, I swear the dogs get a bonus if they can talk a muzzie or rapist back onto the street without making a headline.

>mfw Greens and Labor voted against mandatory prison terms for violent child sex offenses

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10

And now we have to listen to that wanker Paine for three hours.

Cute seeing Aussies so hyped to have the World Champs under pressure

This is pretty much burns vs Australia right now. Kinda like the last 3 innings really

>Burns and his mincing stance is the only steel in this team

the absolute state

would literally rather have keaton jennings than jason soi

just want to see a nigger die 2bh

OYE
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYE

poor effort - 4/10 is the best I can offer

that's going too far

Seems like Aus are the World Cup champs lad
most world cup wins

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FUCK

>leave at 0/1
>come back to 2/9

looks like all is right in the world, lads

>poowaja

this is the spell

>Hazlewood to Burns, no run, vicious short ball which gets Burns in an awful tangle, on a leg-stump line, he thrusts his gloves in front of his head but the ball falls just short of gully

Why aren't English fans talking up Woakes like last innings saying he will save the English batting?

burns on exposed watch

Cope harder bucko

Burns will pull them out

England are world greatest runners-up

why isn't khawaja at fine leg for fucks sake

>won the first test in the series
>about to win the second
>pretty much guaranteed to retain the ashes if not win the whole series
>coping
hmm

State of this fucking copelord keep giving me yous

I can keep going lad
You are just looking a bit pathetic here now

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He saw what they did to Smith lads, he watched it all.

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>have to go out tomorrow night
>might miss australia winning
FUCK

going bald lads

so as a relative newbie to the sport
how bad is this for england? seem really fucking fast to lose two wickets in a test match

>tfw no cumGOD bro to have your back when someone tries to fuck you over
;_;

bad. going to have to aim for a draw now

>foxing another run so cumGOD can bowl another bouncer at denly

4d chess lads

Simply buy a hat

it's not good, but can very easily turn in cricket. one player could buckle down and bat out several hours and ensure a draw for england. absolutely no way england is winning this though but they could still safely secure a draw

Kinda feel like life should be my greatest century lads

It happens so often now that it's not a big deal.

England aren't surviving the session lad

suddenly have the urge to take random supplements

Feels good knowing that no other nation has beaten us more then we have them
Hell not even the ICC could pick a winning team against us

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>no leg slip

Pooaine

ROOT YOU MASSIVE CUNT FUCKING LIABILITY CAN'T EVEN BAT

someone kill me please

why only a draw? eng had a shit start in the first innings and still got over 250

Greta just tweeted from the middle of the Atlantic that she hopes England crush the reef-killing, island flooding Australians.

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you'd be surprised what my reputed six inches contains

because there is only one day left for england to not only set a winnable total, but take 10 australian wickets.

P sure the islands are suffering from erosion mu7

what the fuck is that thing?

>Bradman scored over 5000 runs just in the ashes
insane, smoth wouldn't be even halfway there

some little girl with down syndrome who says the world is going to end in 12 years if we dont ban cars who's taken seriously by people.

it's a boat

It's clearly a fucking yacht cunt

did bradman even play a side other than england

leave it to academics to put a retard on a pedestal

he is nearly halfway there lad
would have been if he got 96, for half of 5k at least

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A Swedish girl who campaigns for environmentalism which is fair dos but much of her entourage including photographer (required for spreading her media presence) still get to everywhere by plane.

so if they don't get the aussies all out it ends in a draw? even if they're winning in runs?

Regretting those fire noodles ngl.

yes, you have to bowl the side out twice within 5 days

funny how the world's demise is always 10-15 years away by the estimation of these ""experts"" close enough to be urgent but far enough away to not be angry about when the agenda changes like in the 70's when it was a new ice age, the 80's when it was acid rain, the 90's when it was ozone depletion and the 00's when it's "climate change" lol

What are attitudes to climate change like in Australia? Seems absolutely dominated by the coal industry from the outside.

Yes
also note Bradman played England for 20 year span
Smoth has done 9 so far against England so chances are he will top Bradman

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based sleetbro

warnie's hair gets more dire with each passing innings

is burns, dare i say it, our only hope?

people care about the climate here but dont think in the insane way of wanting to ban everything thats not electric

>"Climate change? When HASN'T the climate changed ya bloody drongo cunt!"

Pretty much sums it up.

Brad""man"" dodged the war while everyone else got maimed or killed. The paddiest of statpadders.

Were they the 2x spicers in the black packaging? Those things are brutal.

>averaged 200 against south africa
kek

Root is really starting to irate me. Roy should not he an opener. Feels bad for him but he's just not handling it.

Root is on the verge of submitting his anus to BAC. HES a fucking sissy. At least based Burns is having a go

bit of a semen slurping sport this lad

you're not gonna see any action by whiteknighting her

Yeah, they're the ones. It's just a delicious consistent onslaught of heat.

nah lad, it was snow. that mong cunt blowing a gasket for 3 days was funny as fuck though

anyone outside of Victoria or who passed Year 11 doesn't give a fuck about globalist climate bullshit

>cant bowl the team out
>think you've earned a win

He only learns from the best cowards lad
he had English heritage naturally
But wasnt the Saffas back then literal farmers though

lol that grimace. what a weak faggot, can't even take being hit by an 85 mile per hour delivery

>busting him in the nads not the head

Eh that'll do I suppose.....

>Aussies trying to kill Denly

THESE FUCKING CHEATERS WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

Denly hiding the pain

Steve Smith the coward goes down

>aussies trying to kill denly
FUCKING BASED

Who the girl... or the yacht?

should filter out all the shitters on this list averaging under 45

Time for banana mania lads
Siddle finally gonna get a hat trick

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I'm not god I don't control the rain

Yeah Ponting was shite

Didn't think I'd have more hope in Burns than Root by this point.
So it's all a hoax then? Right.

people recycle and generally care about the cool nature places but from what i've seen this anarchist eco-terrorism bullshit is not tolerated, I'd have a good laugh when some vegan trespassing on a farmer's property is finally shot and there was supposed to be some big bad Eco-anarchist rally in WA Senate and only a couple dozen deadshits showed up and got arrested by cops, but it made the front page over pedophiles.

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hyped AF tbcoapweghgh

>Its crew are also a far cry from the ragtag band of crusties you might imagine. The Malizia II will be captained by renowned yachtsman Boris Herrmann and Pierre Casiraghi, grandson of Monaco’s late Prince Ranier III and actress Grace Kelly. The boat, too, was once named the Edmond de Rothschild, after the financial baron and founder of a fleet of racing yachts. Its construction cost upwards of €4 million.
Very brave.

lmao i remember the based farmer shooting at those fucks. top lad

Hide your bananas, it's Peter Siddle

heard sids had a tofu and kale stir fry last night and is fired up today lads

>overcast
>siddle bowling
HAHA time for n*tural v*riation

Bumble is gayyyyy
>muh BIG strapping lads
lmoa
also, wonder what blabla is cooking up this afternoon ngl

here you go lad

Sounds dreadful.

Wish Peter Siddle would gobble on my banana tqph lads

>So it's all a hoax then? Right.
I'm not saying that people don't affect the climate, we do obviously as we exist and are expanding exponentially but this decade is just like the last saying the sky is falling and we're all dead come 2030 it's just amplified because of social media echo chamber. They should pay attention to the Sun and the Grand Solar Minimum, it's the height of human arrogance to think we affect this planet as much as we think we do.

he should have gone Wolf Creek on the fucking worms.

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that's gay haha

forgot pic

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*flies a fleet of drones with silver nitrate spray into the steel grey clouds to seed heavy rain*
Woops haha guess no cricket til Tuesday.

hol up
Siddle a veggiesaurus?? smeg me arse la

bin Salman, that you mate?

how good is test cricket lads

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>implying the world didn't end 7 years ago
maggots don't know the difference between necrotic flesh that's attached to a living being or a dead one.

If we shut down all coal plants in Australia immediately, the lifetime reduction in carbon emissions would be replaced by 1 more week of China's current output.

bita turn leds

Comfy as fuck

failing to see how these poms are going to get knocked out and killed with Nathan Lyon bowling

sums up my entire opinion on the matter really, why should I do more than the bare minimum when India and China shit out more garbage in half a second than I will in my entire lifetime

pretty good lad

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Do these wrap things they wear on their arms have any tangible effect other than stopping grazes when they dive?
I can imagine that kind of vibe clashing pretty starkly with your typical Aussie actually.
Post industrial revolution though things do line up pretty well with CO2 and the atmosphere heating up and things going to shit. Perhaps there is some alarmism and arrogance but I'd much rather play it safe and cut emissions as fast as possible.

That said I'll be flying home a couple times this year so fuck.

GOAT

>dropped off siddle AGAIN
for FUCK sake

>it's a drop catches off Peter siddle episode

Isn't this a repeat?

>DROPPED

amazing how shit the Aussies are at sport when they stop cheating

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH DROPPED SIDDLE CATCHES
for fuck sake
just hold onto them

Reckon I've seen this before.

not happy lads

not keen on economic beartraps that destroy entire civilisations. Very keen on political decisions that make fresh water cleaner and more abundant.

WARner
HUH
wat is he good for...
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Aren't players meant to catch the ball when it comes to them haha

How many dropped catches is that from Siddle bowling
Can someone make an edit of this but with a siddle face and
You could have caught it
instead
thanks lads

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sids looks fucken filthy

reckon he would have taken it without the drag from the dirty fuzz

as he should be
this is fucking ridiculous

You had one job...

reckon the aussies hate Siddle so they're trying to get him out the team by dropping all his wickets

Paine and the cordon obviously want Starc in and are sabotaging Siddle

>paid to catch ball
>don't catch ball

I rate Rory Burns

Warner's lost his competitive edge

really want to attend a boxing day ashes test match but live in WA and dont want to travel around christmas

Now all those Indians in the youtube comment sections are going to be like "See why for you not select Mitchel Starc, Peter the siddle did not get the many wickets"

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get cumgod back on and mop these fuckers

amazing edit, are you a designer?

starting to feel this not busting them in the head strategy isn't working that good lads

FUCK

Seamless

Paine is shit get him out

based burns the luckiest man alive

100% this. Australia has bent over for Chinese money so much it's beyond comprehension. Not to mention the fact that 95% of ocean pollution comes from 10 rivers that are either in Africa or China. What a fucking surprise that apes and insectoids consume and pollute.

Post industrial revolution though things do line up pretty well with CO2 and the atmosphere heating up

>CO2
nigga what do you think you're breathing out.

>atmosphere heating up
ice core samples from North and South Pole show it's at least 2 degrees colder now than it was 10,000+ years ago, the icecap Al Gore said would be non existent has grown and we're about to enter the grand solar minimum. I'm by no means an expert or a climate fag but the little stuff I see just doesn't add up, I think this climate agenda is just a way for government/corporations to exert more control with less interference.

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i literally cannot believe how lucky this rory burns CUNT is
in the first test he had over 40 (FORTY) plays and and countless nicks that didn't carry and this test its been the exact same story
>inb4 muh soft hands
cunt up

This'll do, lad.

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>need to bat for a day
>whack it straight up in the air

>not reviewing an umpires call with these new rules

Aussies in absolute PAINE right now.

He was also out LBW off Lyon in his century innings but we didn't review. And we just did the exact same thing again.

sorry for the climate bullshit lads, I guess it's better than me SEETHING over more Sids dropped catches, fucking hell

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49 ahead now. Getting close to a declaration

Saving this because I'll no doubt have to repost it in the future.

why hasn't root declared?

england have no honour or bravery

Hahahah this one made me laugh heartily.

he edged it anyway kek

good point, well made.

>dropped catch
>missed review
>no head busting

You think they're trying to lose this match?

faint bottle clanking noises keep spooking me

glad I'm not the only one

I hope you're right but I have a very pessimistic outlook right now. I still trust the reported science over vague skepticism but as long as the big polluters keep growing it seems hopeless to do anything.

they didn't have a chance to begin with m8 might as well give up and produce a result for the crowds

cuckwaja is such a shit fielder

>everyone has a favourite end
What's your favourite end, /cric/?

lion should be careful with those bouncers, could have someones head off in this light

It's the third worlder in him.

The Sopranos.

jesus christ

the mouth tbqph

Love seeing old comedy inc. actors in ads

LBW not given, wonder who was umpiring at the time hmmmm

end of life and the suffering

the end of my life

for me, the end of the english cricket season so i can use the test cricket is a home babby sport as an excuse when england get stomped.

Comedy Inc. was fucking based.

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vaggoo, bald

he edged it m8 anyway

>I have a very pessimistic outlook right now
What are your pessimistic about friend? Genuine question. I know it's tin foil tier for me to question "reported" science but the fact that they only sample from a certain year which makes things look worse has left me jaded and questions everything thing

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NEED cumgod on next

wouldn't mind a bit of chin music from cumGOD

not a big climate change guy but couldn't those pictures have been taken with at low/high tide?

If we blow up the moon then it'll always be mid tide

There's data to back it up breh

that goal/island isn't affected by tide.

o NONONONONONO
GOTTEM
O
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BECAUSE YOU'RE EVERYWHERE TO ME

if peter siddle was a conman he'd be peter fiddle

you can see the high tide line from the stain level on the wall. it's the same

OOF

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If Peter Siddle was a superhero he'd be Bananaman

a scientist recently got sacked here because he exposed his fellow shills for spreading pictures of the barrier reef "dying" when areas around and outside of the frame of the pictures were healthy and thriving

if peter siddle were a bowler he'd get all his catches dropped

didn't expect my post about tides to get that many (you)'s 2bh. especially given i could easily be wrong

for FUCK sake get cumGOD in

wicket would be good

hot take: the Earth is actually a giant organism that adjusts itself when needed. No-one gave a fuck after a month the ocean floor yawned and killed 300,000 gooks and bogans in the Boxing Day Tsunami, I even went there 6 years after and they were still rebuilding. Earth don't fuck around

a death at the crease would be good

it happens sometimes, just take it in your stride and don't get a big head x

If Steve Smith were an animated character he'd be Steve Smith.

Climate change exists.
The question is wether or not it is natural or man-made
The earth has been proving to go cycles where there is more greenhouse gases in the atmospshere along with periods of hotter then normal or colder then normal

>starting to rain
fuck OFF

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Literally perfect swing conditions and they can't get it to move an inch

no problem m8, hope i can keep contributing in a positive way to discussion of cricket on this board.

Watch them go off quicker then yesterday as well

the Earth is beyond fucked m8, we are all very slowly realizing it

yup kek

literally perfect head busting conditions and they won't even bowl it less than half way down the pitch

>The earth has been proving to go cycles where there is more greenhouse gases in the atmospshere along with periods of hotter then normal or colder then normal
Yeah except all the actual scientists who aren't paid by oil companies agree that this is man-made.

yeah im really not understanding this bowling. the short balls looked so effective in the first few overs too

the vast majority of academic research does not that that position though, dumbarse. almost every single study on climate change simply finds that its happening but no one knows why

>"Oh but we've got to pitch it up and get the ball moving while it's still new, short pitch bowling is only used as a last resort"

Correlation=/=Causation

>Climate change exists
when has the climate ever been "stable" and what constitutes change from the mean lol, don't fall for jew pilpul that is just meant to funnel money offshore.

>Yeah except all the actual scientists who aren't paid by oil companies agree that this is man-made
show me how a "changing climate" is man made, once I stop emitting CO2 from laughing at the fact Al Gore told me some icecap would be gone and it's grown

bowl short for fuck sake

probably going to need a new thread soon, is someone on it?

How much of it is man made?

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Huge Brain: king gizzard fucking sucks

pleb zoomer music

for you to say that the "climate is changing" you need to have a control period to refer to, that shows that change. Doesn't exist mate. It's all fear mongering bullshit

GONE CUNT

this bowling is fucking retarded

depends whether you count chinese as ""men"".

fuck me denly looks good when he actually makes a good shot

>not reading the rest of my post lad

I wonder if Peter Siddle would rather have his catches taken

england are back

WANT A JOB DONE RIGHT?

BANANARAMA

don't need a huge brain to know bogans who took acid and made an album fucking suck

BASED SIDDLE
TAKES HIS OWN FUCKING CATCHES WHEN ALL THE OTHER USELESS CUNTS WON

>you

Once again the only way sids can get a catch is to do it himself.

back into the pavilion

fuck me stokes is an ugly cunt

it's all good if Siddle catches it himself kek

>no one knows why
>what is the greenhouse effect

sir richard hadley
sir ben stokes

Siddle has to do it all himself. Leading the fielding by example.

>not adding anything with your post

Feel sorry for siddle
He has had like 6 cstcges dropped on him

>a fucking leaf

the same people chimping out about the greenhouse effect are the same people chimping about a "hole in the ozone layer" in the 90's, pure fear mongering lad

t20 > odi > test

...

Burns looks like a pukka happa ngl

>no one knows why if you discount all the reasons they know as "fearmongering"

Why go to jews when i saaid it exists but the question is natural or man made then mentioning in that same post i lean towards natural made climatr change

Wife has come home drunk as fuck, possibly fucked in da club. She reeks of B.O. and cigarettes.

>poorner
COOKED

fuck up cunt

>Stokes made his one-day debut for Durham in 2009 at The Oval and managed to take the wicket of the highly experienced batsman Mark Ramprakash with only his third delivery in professional cricket.
thats pretty cool
still 28 too

you just know

Guaranteed she's taken some dick.

>david warner
what the fuck is this dumbarse still doing in the fucking squad? cant bat cant field. fuck OFF you dumb CUNT

How much? Just tell me how much of the climate change is man made and how much is natural.

Rory Burns is so fucking fit lads corrrrrrrr

does she smoke?

i wish they recorded a catches dropped stat for bowlers just to give a full picture of a bowlers effectiveness

NOICE GAZ

jesus fucking FUCK

absolute state of warner

>TWO DROPPED CATCHES IN ONE FUCKING OVER
FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

>poorner

kek

What a piece of shit.

no. few of her slut girlfriends do though so maybe it's them

Fuck off Warner

...

Warner had a worse series than Roy.

Dump her.

>Warner has dropped the Ashes 5 times now

i'd be worried if i were you.

i fucking hate warner

first one wasn't a dropped catch m8

1st one was denly off siddle

GONE
GOT HIM
FUCKING OUT

BOOURNS

what "reasons" are you talking about? What is different now compared to any other era you could pick out of history and shape to your narrative?

>jews
what are you on about? you drunk? how can you accurately ascertain the impact of "man-made" climate change in an ever changing climate?

tell her you're tired and you don't want sex, she'll be seething all night

GONE
GET FUCKED

I'd like to drop Warner, if you know what I mean.

HE DROPS TO THE LEFT
HE DROPS TO THE RIGHT

fucking manlet can't reach the ball

BANANAMAN

cheaters

fresh bread when

ABSOLUTE

JAFFA

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURNS

nice to see england playing their traditional game of being shit

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>Why is Siddle in the team? Should have picked Starc

Good lad this Siddle. Never questioned his selection at all.

>14 fifties
>1 hundred
big yikes

Why is Siddle in the team? Should have picked Starc

>if David Warner can hold a catch we'll be right

steve smith is a traitor

CALL HIM POTASSIUM PETE
HE DANCE TO THE RHUMBA BEAT

Is Siddle gonna knock anyone's lights out?

has warner graduated from ball tampering to match fixing?

PETER SIDDLE'S GOT A HATRICK ON HIS BIRTHDAY

Reckon if David Warner can hold a catch we'll be right lads

>tfw i was at the ground for Buttlers legendary only conversion

one thing lacking in this series is some good sledging

My stream is so fucking far behind.

I won't go trawling for examples but it seems that for every stat I see that things are normal (i.e. growing icecaps you mention) you see 10 others that say they are deteriorating (disappearing glaciers in Iceland and Greenland and freakish temperatures in the Arctic). Plus the inertia that the China and India plus USA, Brazil and Australia have they seem impossible to convince to change either way. Potential climate related reasons behind things like the migrant caravans in Central America raise the possibility of really ugly scenes here in Europe if all of Africa decide that hopping over the Med would make for a more comfortable existence, and given that climate pollution started basically in the UK and was instigated by the West you'd say they'd have a point in thinking we owe them a lot of help (climate reparations). Threatens what should be a comfortable existence for me.

Anyway, sorry to get into this in a cricket thread but I see Australia and its policies on coal and how they are received in the wider Pacific a lot in the news and thought I'd raise it with some actual Aussies to hear what they thought.

You replied to this postWith this>>Climate change exists
>when has the climate ever been "stable" and what constitutes change from the mean lol, don't fall for jew pilpul
You mentioned jews first and seemed to think i was on the manmade climate change side just after reading the first line of my original post

>we

>Edgbaston 5 & 1

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Siddle's on fire

you got an actual lol out of me

so true

>what are tides

one thing lacking in this series is some good catching

australian tv drama is grim lads
can't even handle the ads

bancroft took a blinder

smith looks drowsy as fuck

one thing lacking in this series is some good England batting team

Settle down, buddy, he's only got two wickets.

"Some", not "a"

>The reason Africans are going to move to Europe is because it's 0.5 degrees hotter over 25 years

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SAME OLD AUSSIES
ALWAYS WINNING

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smith literally looks like hes holding back tears

Just give the captaincy to Cumgod already

Would have 10 in the match already if they could hang onto em

Siddle better not get dropped for starc or pattinson next match
Siddle just has shit fieldsman to deal with, put bancroft in slips if he isnt already

that doesnt dispute what he says

I thought we were doing the pies on fire meme.

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Siddle deadset is Aussies most valuable paceman, so fucking consistent with the pressure. keep it up Sids

>given that climate pollution started basically in the UK and was instigated by the West you'd say they'd have a point in thinking we owe them a lot of help (climate reparations)
Yeah why not let's feel guilt for other countries' pollution too, add it to the fucking pile

Don't get me wrong that's part of it but if a changing climate were to cause crop failures for example that could be the trigger for farmers to move into cities, become victims of overcrowding then decide they want out by migrating.

i thought that too until i saw his reply haha

>migrant caravans
that is a much bigger, more sinister issue that has nothing to do with climate change. Gadaffi being taken out and Libya falling was the start of people flooding across the Mediterranean in accordance with the Kalergi Plan

oh shit you're right, my bad. Seriously though, don't buy the shit jews are selling Al Gore flew around to give those talks on a private jet with a "carbon footprint" we couldn't make in our lifetimes. I stand by the fact that there is no "baseline" for climate and people are just trying to capitalize or an emerging fear market.

fresh
bread

don't need to catch it if you bust them in the head

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Not only thst he can bowl over after over no issue

>Potential climate related reasons behind things like the migrant caravans
lmao they created this bullshit "climate refugees" narrative 6 months later
first it was fleeing danger/asylum but they're not eligible because they refuse to apply for asylum in UN approved safe mexico, then it was economic refugees but that's not a legitimate claim for asylum either

Could not disagree more.

>if all of Africa decide that hopping over the Med would make for a more comfortable existence
this only happened because Gadaffi was JFK'd and had his gold taken

>and given that climate pollution started basically in the UK and was instigated by the West
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>something happened
>it's climate change

Everytime, they're even trying to blame the war in the middle east on climate change.
Maybe if there was peace in the middle east I'd be looking for a reason why things are suddenly changing.

this. refugees by definition are meant to flee to the safest country CLOSEST to their home country.

won't happen until the proxy battleground of Syria is settled, Israel is just using it as a way to get to Iran and the mullahs don't want to flex the nukes they already have.