Newcastle @ Norwhich Thread

this is the most hilarious thing ever, norwich are completely bossing us

Ritchie is just Jack Colback but without a position
> 57 shots
> 0 on target

When will people realise he's fucking shit

Muh Pashun

sticking it to rafa, rafa didn't want him so we'll get him and show rafa he didn't know what he was missing!

>norwich 77%
Newcastle is fucking horseshit

Ok I am not very good tactically what is the difference between this style and rafas

I have Joelinton and Saint-Maxim in my fantasy team, I hope they score some goals today!

Rafa had them defensively drilled on purpose, everyone knew exactly where they needed to be and mostly stuck to it, very disciplined

Brucie is fucking clueless and the unorganised mistakes will kill us

rofl well im pretty sure maxim isnt even in the squad, and joelinton is the br joselu

>joelinton

yeah we will show rafa

im really missing rondon lads, i just want him back it hurts

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jesus never realized he followed rafa to china

I like Bruce's style of hit and hope, reminds me very much of how paul ince trained his attackers

he's smashing that shit league too

Guarantee Newcastle will end up winning this 1-0 late on.

Why isn't pukki scoring?

youtube.com/watch?v=0kdOOUA5bCw

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nvm lol

fuck off

yep newcastle is losing. this will be rough

>steve bruces mighty newcastle
>scoring a goal

with who mate? we sold (or just didn't bother buying in the case of rondon) our top scorers and didn't get any one to replace them

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you motherfucker

He is

so how long will it be until the toons score a goal?

out classed, out matched, can we just go down to league 1 instead of having to do a season in the championship?

PUKKI :DDDDDDDDDD

voi vittu

pls american "the toons" make no sense at all, toon is just town when said by a geordie, so the toon is just the town, referring to newcastle town (city)

fucking jesus matt ritchie

Steve Bruce is leading Newcastle happily to relegation.

wonder what the 'shut up about rafa, give bruce a chance, things aren't that bad, no need for protest' lads will be saying tonight

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

whatever newcastle

Still think they're paid MA shills desu

They can still say it until around 10-15 games in, rafa had a shit start to his season last season which they will be forever comparing bruce to, and we have a tough start so they will use that. You've just got to ride out the retards and keep pointing out how shit we are until it finally sticks in their skulls, that will happen around half way into the season when we are deep in the relegation zone.

Obertan would walk into this team.
Fuck

or don't remember a time before he was there

Also want to point out, rafas shit start is nothing compared to anything bruce might do, rafa got next to nothing after coming up and had to make do with a championship team.

Would help if we had a similar situation to compare it to
A shit old English manager who was given an alright transfer budget and still had us in the bottom 3
Oh... oh wait...

based alien man who did nothing

no you see this time it's different because bruce has done well at clubs which don't have cash (ignore what he actually did with the clubs that doesn't count) ;)

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Just ignore his win percentage or goal difference in the prem desu lad
He took Hull to europe, F A C T

should Pukki go to manu or real next?

reminder if you go to the games you're part of problem

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For the first time in years, it felt like under Rafa I could actually enjoy watching us play again. Now we have this shower of shite.

I live in Manchester now lads, I'm fucking done with Ashley, might as well just go support City. Should be easy enough to get a ticket.

god damn joelinton is terrible

why do you choose to support us?
I'd give anything to stop but physically can't, brainwashed from birth

there is only one man who can save us now

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10 cans is not going to be enough for today is it

oh dont worry my favorite teams are also the dolphins and marlins. So I know misery. Dont worry about me

This is going to be the club's 7th relegation in our history

> 3rd under Ashley

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>announcer saying "this has been fascinating"

are we watching the same game?

Andy Carrolls' playing style is like bringing a horse into a packed pub.

other people are enjoying watching norwich slap about a championship team, can't blame them for enjoying the show

when all you've brought is traffic cones, sometimes you might just need a horse

>second bullshit year of selling rumors

do you think he will do it after a double relegation?

>norwhich with 89% possession
Did I hear that right?

truly is a banter era now lads
brucie gone by christmas
moyes in to replace him
another relegation

might stop watching until big andrew from gatesheed is fit

Is el pugi the best finisher in EPL history?

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Deandre Yedlin is a good attacker for a right back

>turncoat shill shola on at half time on this american stream

fuck off

maybe by american standards

So upset at former players hopping on the management dick for a job.

> " Shearer taught me how to be a top top striker"

'ello 'ello, any one in need of a manager?

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shameful, he was shit but we loved him for scoring against the mackems
realistically he stole a living for a good few years at the end of his career

>Newcastle have 3 CMs in this formation
>31% possession
What's the point of 3 CMs then?

Brucie doesn't know. That's just what some other managers have done so he's copying them.

I think people are reading too much into formations with Bruce, I don't think he's that kind of guy, we have our attacking players up front and they can do what they like.

>Shortly after taking charge at Sunderland Steve Bruce was asked if he had considered experimenting with a Christmas Tree formation. "I'm not really into tactics," he replied.

Can't wait for the Newcastle v South Shields derby

Who's got a link?

reckon going down would be good for us, maybe he might finally fuck off

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We need to go down to L1 for that, still games on TV in the championship and we would probably be on a fair few of them. The only way Ashley leaves is if he isn't getting all the advertising for SD, and the only way that happens is if we go down to a league where there really aren't that many TV games.

What a sad state Newcastle are in that their fans actually ponder that relegation would be a good thing. What a clusterfuck

what club is in a better position sunderland or newcastle?

Boro

is the shit yedlin still here?

sunderland look trapped in league 1 so Newcastle for now

Looking at the games so far today, maybe it's Sunderland lol.

Hayden is essentially playing right wing here
I know Bruce doesn't care about players being in position but come the fuck on

stop getting bogged down with tactics, just let them play

He's done pretty well to be fair
It's a shambles all around mate, it can only get weirder

>£0.20 has been deposited into your Sports Direct account.

I don't know how you couldn't see I was taking the piss out of Bruce.

Ayyy

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lel fuck me
I'm glad I captained Pukki because I knew this would happen
We're in massive trouble this season

ahahahahahahahah oh my god I love this team we are so terrible

we are going doon I said we are going doon

lol >Steve bruce goalkeeping

Should have picked Pukki for my fantasy team...

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

kill me

I will ask again how long will it be before newcastle scores

I did lad I just need a way to vent like a passive agressive bitch.

Lee Bowyer IN

Look out Derby County, Brucie's Newcastle are coming for your record!

Won't happen til next season in the championship.

reckon we need to go full west ham now like, surround the directors box, hoy cabbage at brucie, batter some horses,

by any means necessary

hopefully it culminates with an on pitch fight with shelvey

>muto in

oh god

>batter some horses

Good god I was at this game, I remember leaving St James' and the first thing that happened was a plastic bag flew up and slapped me in the face. Summed it all up, glad I had already gone home by the time the rioting started.

Keep your fat stottie cake hands off him

I'm still shocked Ashley hasn't been assassinated yet

You'll be waiting months probably

whats with all the american signs?

burn it down

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Me too, only game I ever left early and the last one I ever went to it seems.

Sour atmosphere in the air that day.

>2 goals down
>Sub off your record signing striker
THIS IS BIG BRAIN TIME

I quite like Muto, he just needs a run in the side.

god have mercy on you for having to witness a pardew derby performance

fuck off he's ours

if this was italy he'd be done lad, lazio wouldn't put up with the shit we have

a few weeks till big andy is back, he'll knick a set piece eventually

>norwich
>playing music after scoring
>chanting parklife

we're losing to THIS

Wish I capped the Mbappe to Newcastle posts.

Loving
Every
Laugh

I like muto because I'm a weeb, I don't think he is cut out for the prem though, he seems to get bullied a lot.

I think he needs a strike partner so he can find a bit of space.
haha 3-0
fucking hell

I might be blind but why do big clubs like longstaff? I didnt see him do anything

Okay now this is epic

jesus christ

tres

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reads the game well and plays great passes

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"great" defending

>still 15 minutes left

FUG :D

I dedicate this drubbing to my father, thank you for absolutely making sure I supported nufc.

not surprised a leaf can't into irony or humour in general

It's farkelife, like after the manager. I'm not a fan of the music though, we've had it for years now. We even had those plastic clapper things for a bit once which was horrific.

same
grandad went to st james' in the 50s, dad in 70s/80s
why do I have to continue this shite

Mark Lawrenson prediction for Pukki.

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How is he a retard? He is scoring against a championship team right now.

He won't have watched him for a minute in the championship

BUGGI :DDDD

>The absolute state of british football knowledge

PUGGI PUGGI PUGGI GANG!

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lmao get dabbed on

>There will still be Newcastle """fans""" insisting Bruce deserves more of a chance after this

>36% possession
>2 shots on target

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>listening to senile pundits

New Castle should buy Pukki

guess his age

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Hopefully Vince McMahon pulls through with his next takeover attempt

Manu needs his talent to return to their golden days

Fucks sake lads I can't even post sholas because hes's a brown nosing cunt.

32

he is british so 35

>Steve Bruce
>However much we paid for Joelinton
>Ashley's bullshit

I'm fucking done lads.

bit racist, that

Anything Newcastle is good for other than Slags from Geordie shore, ex on the beach etc...

I mught just go watch the Falcons instead this season

I know you're joking but you still piss me off with the comment, for fucks sake he was an adopted Geordie and people loved him because he kept doing the mackems. What a fucking cunt to suck up to Ashley.

majority of twitter seem to be thirsty for his blood
but match going 50-year-old dads will still keep on going

copious amounts of greggs

howay lads it's ok to say it
shola is a judas wog

very good night out
lots and lots of greggs
that's about it

We're getting a london eye ripoff soon

being northern

I like their stadium desu, am I alone in that?

Secret to his scorings = he's mad about being bald in late 20's

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The sad thing is the older lads who go, it's usually because that's all they have, so I can't really blame them for just habitually turning up.

SJP is really nice, yeah.

secret to his scoring = he is playing against a team which is in the wrong league

horse fighting

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well at least shelvy scored. missed him playing good

Grant Hanley is so shite lel
Need to sort him out Norwich, he's going to cost you this season

OMG WE SCORED, TOP 6 CONFIRMED

;_;

Where are the Norwich fans? I know that Finn is only here because of Pukki.

He's 4th choice

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>Shelvey scored
Fuck sake, had Aarons in my team. Go run over another policeman you gypo.

Good, you should be ok then.
Beware the defender who's not good enough for newcastle.

See you all next thread lads, I enjoyed the endless bitching and can't wait for more next time.

Liverpool?

It's gonna be a long season

There's usually one posts regularly. Think there's only about 3-5 of us on Yea Forums

gonna get smashed at the mischief tonight mate

Feel sorry for you lads, can't even shit on Newcastle because the thread is filled with Newcastle fans doing it much harder than you can.