/LaLiga/ Real Madrid v Celta Vigo, match thread

injured by eating too much

REAL MADRID WILL BE AHEAD OF BARCA FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THREE YEARS BY THE END OF THE DAY

SCREEN CAP THIS

Gonna star in My 600 lbs life

zidane only likes french kids

Isn't he supposed to play for Ronaldo's team this season (the brazilian one btw) ?

>zidane forced to play BAYOL
OH NO NO NO

ded for the first three games
filming jav wmaf porn

Running laps to be fit for the next match day

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Bale on the starting 11.

This is beyond shameful. Same fucking midfield that shamed us infinitely at the end of last season, with Isco, James and Brahim in the bench.

Get ready, it's gonna be an easy 5-0 for Celta. Zidane and Florentino need to be sacked asap.

Fucking Bale, really Zidane?

>Revolutionary Starter
>The same fukkin' plus odriozola & Vinicius
Calvo hijoputa, pon al nipón y a James

He rejected the loan.

>inb4 hattrick bayul

Habibi he can't play because of the too many foreigners rule

neat, it would've been a disaster

how did it feel watching Ceballos style all over the EPLel today with Arsenal?

Valladolid? they said this about Vinícius last season but he's still with them

Vinicius was playing in the Real B team and then they called him to main team

The only reason he is being criticized too much is because he was hyped by others so much and thought to be the one to replace Ronaldo but he isn't even playing in ronaldo's position. The one to replace ronaldo should be benzema. Vinicius is a talented 18 yo winger. He is still developing

I don't understand why all the responsibility is on him. Valdano already said that Raul had the same problem as vinicius and that these problems are fixable in training

Extremely painful, I'm a big advocate of Ceballos, after what he did in the under-21 national team, sending him away was a gross mistake, but since ZIZOU doesn't like him, he can't stay.

Fucking sack Zidane already.

I am Spanish, and always fan of Real Madrid.

This is the impression of a large number of fans about what is happening in the club lately:

> Transfer of Gareth Bale

Many fans applaud the arrival of this new player, but most of them had never seen Premier League. The true football fans appreciate this player, and we know who has great technical quality, but 91 MILLION ARE TOO MONEY for a player in a position already covered by other players.

We think Gareth Bale arrives as a "franchise player" and that the president, Florentino Perez, just looking to make money by selling T-shirts. The sport is going into the background and the club is treated as a business.

> Output of Mesut Özil

Everyone, absolutely everyone, think that his transfer at Arsenal is wrong. A talented player who has performed very well, and now must go in order to be paid the price of Bale. Ridiculous.

Isco has made some good games, but not enough to replace it. A great loss.

> Casillas and Diego Lopez in the goal.

The Real Madrid is divided into two groups, with a percentage of 50% each: Those who appreciate the work of Iker Casillas for his entire career and believe that this position is theirs by right whatever he do and those who appreciate their work but are aware that football is a sport that requires constancy and if Casillas is worse than before he should not play. I am in the second group.

The first group accuses the second of follow Mourinho over Real Madrid, and the second calls the first "piperos" referring to those who consume them are sunflower seeds (pipes) in the matchs and leave the stadium early not to take the traffic, because they aren´t true fans.

Casillas also maintains a relationship with a spanish sports journalist, and it is suspected that many data from the club are filtered. He is acting egoistically

>Militão, Valverde, Vinicius, Rodrygo and Kubo
Valverde and Rodrygo are not in the line up as well, so it should be fine for him to play, no?

Who the fuck is Odriozola, did the mot spend fucking 60m on Jovic

He should, maybe Navas counts as well? If not then Zidane is garra

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Odriozola is the second choice RB, Carvajal is suspended

>Third season in a row that Real Madrid is going into the new @LaLiga season without a single new player in the starting line-up.

Zizou's at the wheel

Who /calvohijodeputa/ here?

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I'm the only one who don't understand why Fede Valverde it's still in Real? I don't seem any special in him, he it's midtable tier at least. Llorente and Ceballos were better by a mile but Zidane doesn't like spaniards.

>60 m on Jovic
>Doesn't even start
>100m for Hazard
>too fat to start

Zidane is exposed af

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the real puta is Marce if you think about it

Fuck I hope Celta gets relegated once and for all this season

Bale will win this. Not because he cares about La Liga or anything, just purely for banter against Zidane.

stream: blacktiestreams.xyz/soccer2/

>Bale a starter
For fucks sake, why wont he get a career ending injury already the fucking fraud. Althought the ones at fault are Florentino and Zidane really.

i will fuck Marce

Bale cant win anything on his own, he is the biggest fraud in the history of sports and the worst player to ever play +25 games for real madrid.

yo estoy con mi equipo y ellos son los mejores saes

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t. 80IQ unironic El Chiringuito watcher

I hope we don't get Jew'ed

footybite.com/football/celta-vigo-vs-real-madrid-live-stream/

t. Zidane

>Bale is a fraud
retarded marca reader

Good quality stream, cheers !

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this lineup looks ancient, halal is like stuck in 2015, expect epic meltdown

sacrificed for this beautiful unproductive fella.

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Drenthe played +25 games

that stadium is horrible for the spectators in the curves

GOALS THE HEART BEAT OF LA LIGA

he won you a CL you ungrateful faggot

refball did, bale lost them plenty of la ligas

>Odriozola

has been shit through out the pre-season des

He played nearly 50 in La Liga alone

>BAYOL ES UNA MIERDA, BRITISH GO HOME, BERY BERY BADTH

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>courtouis
>marcelo
>varane
>ramos
>kroos
>bayol
>benzema

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META A JAMES CALVO HIJUEPUTA

is this the laugh at the bald fraud game?

blessed pasta

Why is Hazard on the bench?

Karius won us a CL you idiot, Bale has done literally nothing at Real Madrid other than outrunning an injured Bartra to win the most meaningless trophy Real Madrid can win which is the Copa del Rey.
Idiots who have never seen a Real Madrid match and that base their footballing opinions on FIFA ratings.

Sergio Ramos and Marcelo are the two most overrated players on real Madrid both are living off their past glory

Lucas is the player with the most assists in the Zidane era.

too fat

Marcelo still has use when going forward but his defence capabilities left him years ago.

He's picked up an injury

Modric is so alone

he has a "muscle injury"

>We need the three points. Now.

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fucking laggy streams FUCK LIFE

Roberto Carlos was also an awful defender and he still became the best left back ever. Marcelo is the same kid of player and needs a holding midfielder to cover behind him, like Roberto Carlos had.

the bald fraud is why. cant be sacked early enough desu, fucking tsubabby

I've basically given up on streaming and just bought cable, just for the games
it's not worth the hassle and bullshit any more

based Benzema

Indeed, Carlos was ahead of his time with the >Attacking wingback that is common place in the modern era but with Madrid lacking quality DM's apart from Casimero they need Mendy to come back soon because Marcelo will start to lose them games soon.

just like that

O fatzema

based bale exposing zizou

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Nice now Bale will stay another 3 years at real living off this and doing absolutely nothing.

BASED BALE BASED BENZEMA FUCK THE BALD FRAUD

> the city of bald frauds

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cable is like what, 20cents in romania?

all that fucking space, leliga is for mbraaap

Based crybaby

I would do that if I could buy one service for all the games I want rather than it be spread across 6 + different serivces like Sky TV, BT Sports, ESPN, Bein, Eleven sports and Ziggo etc.

SEETHING

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Bulgaria making fun of Romanias poverty....

fcking halal stream never works cause of fucking arab bandwagoneres

S
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seething

elixx.me/adortmund.html

i hate this fucking bein commentator so much i just want to beat the fuck out of him

>james on the bench
Just sell him already you bald faggot

Why dont you like Mr MAGISTERIAL ?

why sell, bald faggot keeps all the best players on the bench, apart from today, they should sell fat azard

Balaídos is so ugly and tiny lmao

why tf is bale positioned behind ordiozola while defending

reckon la liga shits on all the other leagues production wise

he's fucking retarded and never shuts his goddamn mouth. and i actually like british accents normally.

God I hate these fucking spyware ridden websites. I know you don't have a choice but nevertheless. I found one of the English streams to not have the Ray Hudson team, but the stream was choppy as shit and now its down. I guess I'm watching in spanish.

>finally found a good stream
>streamer changes the channel and leaves it on some home shopping show about dog toys
this fucking guy

Easy, I like their real time heat map of players.
Dont worry I know what you mean, he is constantly chatting shite when some quite time would be nice.

He only tries when Real tries to sell him. He didnt attract any offers anyway.

t. zidane

Topkek, Bale needs to re position Odriozola every fucking time Celta has the ball, Odriozola is so damn bad

How dare Zidane to play fucking Vinicius instead of James? Hope that calvo hijueputa gets cancer

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>Nice play by Bale
>Odriozola fucks it up
kek

james sucks

Zidane is the one starting him you idiot

still seething lmao

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used to really like ordiozola, but he seems to become more and more of a pacebabby with no brain

I mean to be fair James hasn't had much playtime in the preseason

where is odriozola even going

last season's squad wtf

desu, I hope Bale has the ultimate redemption arc now. They way Real Madrid and especially Zidane handled him this preseason has been embarrassing.

it’s probably the worst stadium of a “big” team after Anoeta

Supposedly Hazard will be ready next month lmao

You dont know shit about football. James is a beast, you saw him during the 2014 WC and during his seasons with Ancelotti? He just need a proper manager to shine again

>Ball comes near courtois
>You can see how nervous he gets and how he stays at the goal line trying to position himself
How much does he has to fuck up before Zidane plays Navas?

I think Anoeta is comfy

>Getting rekt by Denis Suarez
>Macaco Jr.

is GODric back?

can't wait for him to get drunk and throw up on a local barman before getting arrested for pissing in a fountain

rule, britannia!

Hopefully it only takes 5 or 6 major mistakes instead of 20 of them, with that Bum keeping the best keeper in the world over the last 5 years on the bench

Flo spent too much money. Zizou must play him no choice

SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT
COCK SUCKER

He never left, he was the best real madrid player last season by far. In fact he was the only one that did good

Bayol is a well behaved family man but apparently playing golf and being shit at Spanish are greater offences to Real Madrid fans

He was bought for 20 or 30 M which is really cheap
Or seemed like a good deal at the time at least, now looking at his performances it looks like they paid way too much

wow

I get the feeling zidane is going to focus in suring up the defense this year, courtois cant possiblt handle the usual madrid tactics

hmmmm pretty sure he's hated because he is very often injuredand that cost them liga wins

I couldnt care less about his hobbies or if he cant speak a word in spanish, o rate him solely based on his performance on the pitch, which for 99% of his minutes at Real Madrid has been utter shitt.

he really wasnt

YIKES

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absolute state of ordiozola....

> real madrid defense

>Odriozola
I cant even blame Courtois or Varane for that

lol

>four time Champions' League winners, thrice Super Cup winners, thrice Club World Cup winners
>four goals and a shootout penalty in those ten finals
>also single-handedly won them a Copa del Rey

Not exactly a bad return for a fee of two-fifths of a Neymar

Also Spaniards hate everyone, they're very bitter people

that twink is having a terrible terrible game

This. If Bale played more like he's been playing today more consistently, I doubt Madrid fans would dislike him as much.

>Ordiozola
BASED VAR

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

WTF

VAR SINSON

REFBALL

OH NO NO NO NO ON

fuck var

based VAR desu

Wtf

the ABSOLUTE state of odriozola
the ABSOLUTE STATE OF REFBALL

MASSIVE REFBALL

bruh

Wales must be a sad place if you have to defend
this shitter like he's a regional hero

Based VAR making football fair. Clear offside.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Real VARdrid

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BRAIS BRAIS BRAIS BRAIS BRAIS BRAIS

offside desu

offside

madrid customers want la liga wins, CL despite being ultimately the most respected competition is just a side competition

>Odiozotrash

unironically VAR saved the day

...

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halal never change ,varred in the first game

No, I wish he was injured more often, that way he wouldnt be forced into the starting XI, essentially making Madrid play with 10 men

Wales is indeed a sad place, but I'm a superior East Yorkshireman and life is comfy here

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Don't know what you're hmming about he is clearly offsides via his right foot and shoulder

James is a genius in a world that don't need him. No matter how good James is, current futbol is designed for someone with his skills and playstyle.

I still remember the best Real Madrid i sea (post galactic era) was playing James and Isco, Carlitos was the manager and Bale was injured.

Too bad we won't be seeing a player like James being able to shine as he one did with Real.

but pass celearly came off odrioreo foot, so it is not offside

rule was changed you retard

ebin

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Rule was not changed but the ball clearly came off Celta's player, he's just memeing.

Halal it's a fucking disgrace, first match and they're stealing again. Shame on you, halal fags. Atleti will destroy you.

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It was offside.

Go Celta

I wanna se Jewvic play

shut up Modric, but you're playing good, I like you

where?

Modrić is my boy.

Why does Zidena hates James sooo much? He's not that bad

When I was little, I had a horrible experience that scarred my for life. I still wake some nights screaming and with cold sweat running down my forehead and my back. It all goes back to a time when I found myself trapped in a tiny, dark space. It had cobwebs and it was dusty, like no one had been there ever, like that tiny room has never been used. And it was also completely empty. When I was finally rescued, I asked my savior what was that horrible place. "That, my child" he said "That was Atletico de Madrid's trophy room".

how can one man be THIS exposed?

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won't touch kroos/modric/casemiro

He doesnt speak French.
And if he would he would speak f-f-f-f-french.

t. vinicius sr

Why not play him behind Bale and Benzema?

He will never be exposed because everyone knows hes shit. Hes just has very good luck

>Benzelel

to be fair, he won a liga and under his management real won 3 clasicos and lost 2 clasicos

I can understand Zidane not liking James, the question is why he liked Isco.

>Atleti will destroy you.
true

He was not that fat then.

James cant even speak spanish properly but he shouldnt be treated as a shitters like Isco, Lucas V or Vinicius.

ERA

Isco a cute. CUTE.

he's the Great Spanish Hope, that one Bale hater probably loves him

Isco it's good when he wants, he it's only a lazy andalusian.

NO ERA

In what year did he win la liga?

>needing refball against celta
Yeah I'm thinking Zidane is a bald fraud

2017

2016/17, the year of the double

James flopped dude, while Isco proved to be more talented than him, only irregular, Vazquez proved to try hard and be versatile and is the player that has the most assists in the Zidane era, and Vinicius is promising.

>refball

Are you from bev ?

That scream. Did he died?

RED

if VAR call the ref for a foul, they think it's red

RED CARD COMING
RED CARD COMING

>Ref is a scatalan

var is so fucking shit

catalan mafia puta

ERA

accidental but still red

Autist out

Halal it's fucked

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Wtf, thats a yellow at best.

now that's what I call refball

Red? What the fuck?

Deserved

from behind and above the foot, insta red

ERA EXPULSÃO

But he didnt made the team he just profited from what Benítez and put fucking Casemiro. If Zidane has started the season he would have flopped

We officially have absolutely no midfield for the rest of the game and for the next one. Maybe this will make Flo buy a playmaker, that we need desperately.

refball giveth
refball taketh away

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FUCKING HELL, I WANTED TO SEE JAMES FOR A FEW MINUTES AND NOW THEY'RE 10 NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

You see a couple of those in every game

>flo in charge of making smart decisions

so james will finally play?

zidane joined in january 2016, why didn't the other managers win the league and most clasicos then?

That is the very first red in Modric's wholr career

Accidental is never a red unless its a reckless action

You have one: James

>red card
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I mean
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>we
why dont you just buy one then?

lolno

accidental or not is irrelevant, "accidental" is a bad word anyway because he took the risk so he can't be accidental.

>kross

What full games instead of the highlights, dumb frog

KRISS KROSS
KROSSSSS

O Cruisemissile

fuck kroos desu

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ANTONIO CRUZ

take out kroos, put in james, move casemiro to defend

Im not sure what you mean when you say Isco has proved to be better than James. When was the last time Isco carried a team? Málaga? Lmao
James carried Porto, Mónaco and was the top scorer in a WC. He has proved to be better than Isco. The same can be said with Ausensio, Brahim, Lucas and even Bale

>red card
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I mean
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

CRUIIIIIIIISE

HOLY FUCK KROSSSSSSSSS YOU MOTHERFUCKER
goal of the fucking season

holy shit
fuck roy hudson though

A FUCKING POLOGIZE

here, you're all welcome, halalfags

you're overemotional and biased. work on yourself.

fucking kroos

BLOOTER
>you

how far behind is your stream lmao

James is a CAM not a midfielder.
Based retard

Yeah I’m thinking the Vamos Boys are back

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Not even a real customer, dumb frog

gol gol gol gol GOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOoOoOoOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOL

I remember when I found his enthusiasm kind of fun. It is has gotten really beyond cock slurp.

REAL MADRID DOMINATION IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYZ

What the fuck

you're very childish

>Kroos casually with out a single fuck given in to the top corner
looks liked ahh fuck it shot

Is VAMOS really the best tactic?

>Lucas Vasquez
God damn it Zizou

Whatever you say dumb frog

>vazquez

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>Yes we had a bad season start, fix it.

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Yes.

>i come to 4channel looking for meaningful discussions

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learn the rules

wtf that red card? whats gonna do zidane now?

Where's the webm fags

He needs someone that can defend.

if suarez had a little brother it would be modric

late to the game, just watched the replay. wtf I love bayol and kroos now.

>buying a new playermaker when you already have the second best left in football.
You are not very smart Paco

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RED CARD?

>jovic
>hummus
>isco
yeah fuck them, vazques your'e up
fuck zidane, just fcking quit already

streamja.com/GEAb

Who is the best?

WHYYYY NOOOTTTT JAMEESSSSSS BALD FRAUD PIECE OF SHIT

God damn bug in the camera. Is Vigo that much of a shit hole?

Anyone signing shit managers?

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Jajajames es mediapunta, se le tendría que enseñar a jugar de centrocampista.

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Missy.

None of these can defend and real has the most dangerous lead and a player less

>rules
Watch real games

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You know nothing juan nieves.

Not enough cocaine in the locker room

is asenshit still on the team ? cant wait or that faggot to turn up as well

Is this our year madridbros?

ACL, out for atleast a year
>Isco for Bayol
ZIZOUUUU BRING IN JAMES

Lads... Im afraid. I know its impossible but what if Zizou and his VAMOS win another champions league?

Bale hater here. I admit he played very well in the first half, and you have to admit he disappeared in the second. Probably spent all his good minutes of the season already.

that's what I'm doing right now

WE JOVIC NOW
YES

Give him 2 more games until his injury

HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY BOY LUCAS VAZQUEZ

GOL KING VASQUEZ

apologize to zizou

well he's got plenty of games coming through

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>2 more games
Hes gonna get injured during next week

flore, sell him already

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>play better with 10 men

What did Real mean by this?

>the state of Celta

BASED VAZQUEZ ZIZOU CAN'T BE EXPOSED

BEAUTIFUL

Worried about Aspas state, is he declining now? He is probably a top 10 striker in the world in good form.

>be up 3-0
>still play like shit and the whole team is off

how does the bald fraud do it?

Modric was the problem. Sell him to China.

cute boy Isco is back boys!

BASED QUEZ

APOLOGIZE

entra el portero de discoteca

What the fuck modric just got a red?

>Start Bale
>Halal wins

>Don't start Bale
>Halal lose

it's simple

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refresh your stream

INYUSTICIA

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this just first game, bald man cant play these ancient relics forever, by christmas most of these ancient players will be injured and halal will be fucked again

So its official that Vamos man hate Ha-mes more than he does Bayol.

I hope one day James hits him with his head

turns out modric was the problem

Dont worry lad, hell play in the copa del rey

Celta is a weak minded no heart team tbqh

james insulted zidane, don't forget that zidane threw a world cup final away because of insults, james is finished at real

Context?

OOF

OH NO NO NO NO

>james insulted zidane
How?

Why does Courtois always seem like he is 5 seconds late to react to a shot?

based Jovic don't give a fuck

Called him calvo hijueputa and demanded that he ponga a mi

james said "puto calvo" on the bench while looking at zizou, zizou certainly saw the images of it.

mental collapse

jovic hasn't touched the ball even once

Imagine nordic getting red carded only for Zidane to put in fucking Lucas over you. James needs to leave.

Nah he had a touch but immediately passed it back to Isco

Fun game tobh

Fucking lucas scored, defended and helped odriozola who was being dominated. James wouldnt have done 2 of those things, and probably none.
Also they dont play in the same position so is dumb to compare the two.

you mean:
"pu-pu-pu-to-to-to ca-ca-ca-cal-al-cal-vo-bo-vo cal-cal-calvo-vo hi-hi-hi-hi-juju-ju-hijue-hijue-pu-pu-pu-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta"

I was counting golf games

kek, every time he interviews it's fucking hilarious

Los gallegos son terribles en futbol, que se dediquen a las vacas y al narcotrafico vaya banda

>gallegos

Son portugueses hijo de mala madre.

>flopped
>has 80g/a in 110 matches

you gonna repeat this joke for the tenth time, now ?

>that Chringuito-tier joke
C'mon, hombre

>mimimi why does Zidane hate James mimimi

Because James is an utter fraud who never shows up when it really matters on top of being a statpadder

where did you get that HD rondo duo animation?

Almost

Para ya, nos estás avergonzando tío

Aprende a hablar por lo menos, lelo

Dile a tu puta madre que no muerda tanto

>James carried
>Monaco
No he didn't, he left Monaco in 2014 and they won the league and got to CL semis in 2017
The 80 millions his sale brought in quite helped though

tu ni tienes padres ni nadie que te quiera, zorra. vete a las vias del tren chaval

Kek

>plays like shit in the preseason
>proceeds to bootyblasts the league
UNEXPOSABLE 4D CHESS BALD MASTER

For me, it's Tony Cruz

YO ESTOY CANSADO ROBERTO

How the fuck does he do it? Hes fucking unexposable. No matter how much >we root against him he finds a way. Fucking vamps clap clapping to the top of the table. Also

>valverde out