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Smith knew his arm was broken so he deliberately got himself concussed so we can sub another player in. Is there no limit to the intellect of this man?

twitter.com/hitsubishi/status/1162722842426822656

niggers gonna nig

kek archbowl down leg for 4.

>bowling archer to dust with the old ball
>chucking exhausted pies when new ball comes up
>probably breaking down soon

big iq from poot here

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what a fucking shameful display we have all witnessed this day

why no neck protectors? Guess they thought it would be a gentleman's game huh

In all my years as a cricketer I NEVER retired hurt. What a cowardly way to get out

>Pattinson?
>Yes sir?
>start growing that mustache, we are gonna need to retire some Englishmen
>But sir, i am not playing this test
>All good my son, let them feel safe for now
>......

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exhaled audibly

>Smith gets bowled out at 80 runs
>Australians start being racist?
This is really odd.

Nice and soft now for wokes and broad

he is such a brainlet. one of the stupidest players I have ever seen

>Australia
>self proclaimed kings of banter
>nothing phases them
>relentless shitposting in all circumstances
>cricketer gets injured
>turn to cucks

what happened Bruce? is this the day Australia dies?

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Not sure if you're talking about the whining about legal deliveries in here or the actual play desu.

ban bouncers from non-whites

OH NO!

this goes beyond sandpaper 2bh, can not believe a subhuman would bowl such a ball, let alone laugh about it. no respect for the game or those who play it. Disgusting.

>twitter.com/hitsubishi/status/1162722842426822656

bowled out

No it does not
Look at Hughes last score of 63*, it is like that for a reason, to denote the batsman never lost his wicket

Was wondering if anyone else remembered Emma.

this unironically

This is the darkest day in the history of cricket.

no, because he was not dismissed and can resume his innings if given the go-ahead

Could have reviewed
Actually made contact with the ball this time.

It's all fun and games until someone gets seriously injured - that's the gentleman's way.

Weren't helmets required to have the Hughes flap?

>britbongs lose ashes on home soil
>they have one nig act from their pet nigger to cling to

The absolute state of of newcuckistan

Okay reign it in now lad.

you betcha

(didn't it turn out that it was actually a transvestite or was that just memeing?)

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Symbolic gesture, nothing more. Don't think Hughes will be resuming that innings any time soon

based statsman

based and redpilled

All the mad Aussies ITT saying Jofra is gonna get the same, is it just part of the game then? Smith got BLACKED

hate niggers
hate england
hate women
hate myself

simple as

Pretty poor by Smith to take the NO so he can stat pad is average

Even the way he fell seemed a bit autistic and it was a good sign that he was going to take off his helmet
Hiuhes just dropped

I'm having a business idea lads

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can't believe archer spat on smith when he was on the floor whilst pointing and laughing at him and calling him a batty boy

just saw what are jofra did, top lad

Okay reign it in now mate.

imagine wasting quads on a post of this quality

They said on TMS it's not mandatory, but if you don't wear the Hughes helmet, or alter your grill down to aid your vision, you're not insured.

>Archer quoted saying that he'll crack open Smith's skull if gets up off the ground and steal his wife
is there any length the brits won't go to? this just isn't cricket

what happened to jennifer?

just work on the last one, lead

>Lull the batsmen into false confidence
>Get the only decent opposition batter taken out for the rest of the series
Galactic IQ play really. England will win the Ashes from here.

this pic is closer to the truth than you think lad.

Business idea: always bowl underarm towards waist-height to Australians because they're a bunch of soft whinging cunts.

Look at every other Retired batsman in history and scorecards always list the team as 9 for X Declared
basically saying if he could still bat at the crease, he would

so does retiring hurt count as an Out, for the purpose of working out averages?

youtube.com/watch?v=gMzwGAkhJLk&feature=youtu.be

reminder that BASED aussies always check the downed man lads

Reign it in now chap

'no'

cheeky sids 50 would do here lads

must say i do miss starcy coming in and walloping 35 off 17 at the end of the innings

see

It does count as a dismissal if he doesn't come back out and the team's innings is over.

Might have to burn a duke bowl and keep the ashes i Aus lad

always felt this way. We play very hard and push the envelope but when you know someone got hit bad you always check on them. Englel are subhumans, have lost respect for them today.

Smith could still bat though he just chose not to

Like I say, symbolic gesture, nothing else. All that counts is Smith is back in the pavilion. Job done

>wanna go and meet your mate phil again ya bumbaclat
did he really say this?

>implying smith wont come back and score a ton anyway

who here would actually be sad if Jofra has killed Smoth?

I for one would not be

Don’t even watch Archers overs as he is not english

nah mate, it's not out

Replay looks savage. He'd better come out with those neck protectors next time.

Business idea: English players have to be English

>Look at Hughes last score of 63*, it is like that for a reason, to denote the batsman never lost his wicket
actually grim

Imagine the throughts going through the mind of Smith's wife as the powerful black English bvll stood over her prone, destroyed husband.

Business idea: this but with sponge balls because they still won't be happy

seethe
you know i am right anyway, retired hurt has never been and never will be a wicket

that's a pretty shite mail coif, they are meant to be worn with padding underneath to cushion the force of impacts

This, but it has to be right arm over the wicket.

going to my local game tomorrow and king hitting anyone with an English accent lads

quads of remembrance. RIP Hughesy

big fan of this post

K mate. Let’s reign it in now.

who

I don't think the protectors would have stopped that hit anyway, they are more to protect the lower skull not the fat part of the neck

I for one would welcome the escalation of violence

might have a laugh about it actually

Never would have thought the English would have resorted to this, the gentleman's game is dead and the British killed it.

Sounds like a Root field setting: 3 cow corners in and bowl underarm, try and get them caught slogging

not shitposting this time but why isn't this the case? do the foreign players live in England for a set amount of time or something

lee was an absolute gun

Bad for the game to have him die from the brain haemorrhage on field.

holy based

RIP Phil, checked

FUCKING BASED

Why didn't he just leave the ball if he's so good huh?

Always has been a not out score
got to scorecards of many games

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Careful lad. You might get drafted into the English team

Moan moan moan you lot really are faggots
Muh respect
Muh spirit of the game
FUCK OFF you cunts are the worst and everyone knows it

Reign it in now buddy. Okay?

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only rat-faced albino nigels hate this post

anyone with english citizenship is english
simple as

too soon, but hilarious nonetheless

how many times you gonna post this

we come from you, rule Britannia hey? mong cunt

If Steve Smith was walking along at a garlic festival in the US and someone started shooting a gun at him, would Smith attempt to 'leave' the bullets resulting in him getting one in the neck? He's just an idiot tbg.

Ozzy bros have dissapointed me thought you could handle it. Now I see your bitch made. Whining and crying like mard arses. Sad day this.

kino

>wasted

Yeah that means you gonna give the cup to the Kiwis? Lol spare me scoretamperer

he really wasn't, he was elite between 2006-2008 the rest of his career he was le meme express man

>we only have respect for the game when it matters to us lol
Can't wait for the black flag to be raised in your "country" insufferable cunts.

More moaning

Reign it in now laddo.

Fuck off potato cunt this isn't your sport.

>"How did I do?"
>"Good job Archer"

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another simple reply from a simple mind, go on give us another.

it's rain it in
not reign, rain

>england still seething that they werent able to kill smith
kek pathetic, they are psychologically COOKED

Chinks'll get yours first drongo xx

Now thats a 1 man team

Until he became the old Wily bowler of the Big Bash - then he was elite yet again.

Err so which one is this?

Death by jofra

Here you go lads
He got hurt so it is listed as Retired - not out

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Just tuning in to the game lads. Smith really is the next Bradman, they're resorting to body line now

youtube.com/watch?v=kQ4lsCzKvm8

you now remember hazlewood unironically trying to kill vince

Rumour is that Archer yelled WORLDSTAR after hitting Smoth

Remember that time Brett Lee literally tried to murder well respected journalist Piers Morgan on live television when it was literally supposed to be just a bit of fun for the cameras

A truly disgusting act of petulance

Should we start using tennis balls in cricket so the Australians don't get hurt? Struggling to figure out how else we can accommodate these soft cunts

three more tests

Finally downloaded Webm of the Smith

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m8 when you accept that ignoring a guy you just downed is a dog act we'll reign it in.

Good. We can reign it now.

They deserved it. But thems the rules. Don't hear them moaning. They got more class than you lot kek

I wonder what it would mean for the future of cricket, if the best batsman in the world was killed in one of the highest profile Test series.

Jesus christ let it go lad. We all know that within the laws of the game, and for the purposes of calculating averages, it counts as not out. However the point is that he's got no hope of coming out again in this innings so for all intents and purposes it's as good as a wicket

Is there footage of this heinous act

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rein you utter cunt

still says 245 ALL out

but yeah okay noted

Fine. Sorry. Can we reign it in now please.

smithy back in the pavilion with his whites on - he'll be back next drop

The English Cricket Board changed their own rules so Archer could play in the WC, not even joking. You only have to be a resident in england for 7 years originally...they dropped it to THREE so Archer could play

In order to be an "English" cricket player, you only have to reside in their meme island for 3 years.

>haha you'll get taken over before us! XD
such a defeatist attitude speaks volumes of "the empire" these days, woeful lol.

Jofra is in smith’s head for the rest of the series now. We’ve won this lads

It is not out refer to law 25 of cricket

Michael holding should STFU

>implying this wont fire him up

GUESS I GOT WHAT I DEEESSERRVVED.

Need Warner with the binoculars

Honestly this
I'd play on with stage 4 lung cancer

>Jofra finishes him off next innings
>Aus never make over 100 again for the next 10 years
Big brain black thinking long term

there's nothing in the head of a dead man

Hahaha hit a nerve did I? Fuck me you boys can dish it out but you don't like taking it do you?

>implying you brits weren't cheering that on

I hear them moaning all the time honestly. But english cricket could hand it over any time. Not that they will - because they're classless

>We all know that within the laws of the game, and for the purposes of calculating averages, it counts as not out.
But it does count as out.

>he's got no hope of coming out again
Why not? Just a little headache.

hows this for giving it mate
*pisses on your*

Steve Smith has now been assessed by Lord's medical team and the lead doctor has just announced that Smith has been diagnosed with Weak Cunt Syndrome. The prospects of recovery are slim but the patient has accepted the recommendation that in order to stave off the worse symptoms of the condition he will now cease to live in Australia or associate with other Australians lest he is exposed to a fatal dose of Weak Cuntness.

Chat shit
Get banged

rather be chinese than british desu lads

>y-yuh mad
>seriously y-yuh so mad
christ, you lot are a shambles, do better.

This is a blue board m8

looking forward to England getting bounced out for 98 in the second innings lads

He is gonna come out again no issue lad

Isn't it the rules now that it's outside the batsman's discretion?

threads moving so fast no one will notice me say I dont like cricket

getting tired lads

meanwhile we have just about whittled down the lead and you have taken fuck all wickets

your don't have the bowlers

Unironically should sub Smith of this game

OH NO

OH NO
I LOVE IT

Where was the 10th wicket in the FOW though?
Surely it should be there if they did truly lose 10 wicket

same. i just post to rile people up

WTF i love doctors now

nice reddit tier twitch chat tier joke faggot

Missed opportunity for leg byes, this.

GET A BROWN BANANA UP YA

GONE
GOTTEM

unironically should sub Mitch Johnson in as his replacement

SMITH COMING BACK ON.
PREPARE THYSELF, ENGLISH SCUM.

A Thing of beauty is a joy forever. - Keats

oh FUCK

Kek mate "the Empire" died 40 years before I was born what do I care about any of that bollox? How old are you? Did you get lost from /pol/?

batsmen who are absent hurt are not able to bat and so you can still be all out without losing 10 wickets

He's back!!!! Can I get a BASED from yall

tearing up lads

I think it's mostly sonic and trains in his head m8

smoth not dead

boooo

BATTLER

GET FUCKED ENGLISH CUNTS

>still people booing him back on
These subhumans can't take the moral high ground ever again.

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Ready for the most kino century of our time lads

BASED SMOTH COMING FOR THE GREATEST DOUBLE CENTURY OF ALL TIME

holy mother of projection zoom-zoom, thought I was talking to an adult lol.

Last time you're ever gonna see Smith walk out lads, enjoy it.

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SMOTH 2.0 LET'S GO, LADS

>booing
Poms are truly gutless

smith double ton at 300 SR inc

>Steven Smith is coming back out to bat!
England mentally cooked lad
Smith is a fucking god
England are fucking done

B A S E D
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S M I T H
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Still booing? C'mon you lot are at rock bottom

>booing this courage
english class on display again

KEK now that Archer is gone Smith comes back out

what a coward

>still booing him

Do the English have no shame?

>DID YOU SANDPAPER THE MRI CUNT
kek

Uh oh, looks like I might have been wrong. My bad

>marches to his death for the sake of another 10 runs in a guaranteed draw

What a waste of life

I thought you could only rise from the dead on day 3.

Jofra is a based black man.
I said it.

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look at the aussies pretending to care about sportsmanship now their golden boy is getting some of what's due

I hope Jofra floors him again first ball

Great "injury" totally not just put on to make the cheat more sympathetic

you think batting legends are made of pure grit, talent and hardwork? think again, kiddo.
every generation has its greats, and the media and the cricketing world needs a timeless cricketing hero to lift the sport, an ambassador who stands above the rest
but the fact is, there are PLENTY of great cricketing talent who all have their strengths and can dominate over an entire team with their skills
so how does one go about creating this one legendary icon, one that can stand apart from the rest?
i will tell you exactly how, my friends.
it's through pure psychological manipulation of everyone involved. the media through its power as an influencer, brainwashes the public and the cricketing world in thinking that this player is unbeatable, CANNOT BE BOWLED OUT, he is TECHNICALLY THE MOST PERFECT PLAYER THERE EVER WAS!
what does this do to the minds of the bowler and opposing teams who are strategizing a way to get him out? OVERTHINKING, and becoming paralyzed when things you and your think-tank have contrived doesn't seem to be working, when the simple answer is to KISS (keep it simple stupid)
you want to get Steven Peter Devereux Smith out? it's quite simple friends, just look at his RIDICULOUS guard and shuffle, and keep bowling a line which is stump to stump. das it.
Steven Peter Devereux Smith is a fraud, a fraud created by the cricketing media. 'nuff said

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APOLOGISE YOU POMMY CUNTS

Absolutely based

HOW THE FUCK IS STEVE SMITH SO FUCKING BASED
GET FUCKED YOU POMMY CUNTS

now that's a fuck you shot

GET. ABSOLUTELY. FUCKED. CUNT.

Watch him be denied his century due to the team falling around him
But if he gets it, this will be a story for the ages
Smith is a hero
The queen needs to knight him already

Sir Steven Peter Deverux Smith

absolute banter if root brings archer back on now

kino mate

Is the Queen allowed to support a national Cricket Team or does she have to support all the commonwealth teams jointly

Archer will be sucking his teeeet.

>booing sandpaper
>booing him start of the game
>booing him after 50
fairplay, give him hell for England and press the home advantage

>booing a guy after getting hit in the neck by a bouncer
nah, not on.

rain delay means it is technically day 3...

COP THAT ENGLISH CUNTS

Must admit that that's quite based

The coward Steven Smith

>Still booing? C'mon you lot are at rock bottom

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business idea: declare.

SUCK OUR WHITE ARSES YOU MUZZIES

Please just finish him off. Put him in the ground

if he cheated before how do we know this is even a real injury?

Remember when Graeme Smith came out to bat injured and the Australian crowd gave him a standing ovation?

Another Steve Smith?

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GET FUCKED YOU ENGLISH CUNTS
BASED SMITH

>Woakes to Smith, FOUR runs, slugged over mid-on!
>Woakes to Smith, FOUR runs, four more, drilled through cover off the back foot!
Punished Smith
Denied his century by the coward English
back to take them on
you were warned England

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ENGLEL POSTERS SCATTERED LIKE ROACHES

*ahem*
fuck england
thank you for your time

TWO FOURS TWO FOURS TWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURSTWO FOURS TWO FOURS

WALLOP

And yet only seconds previously you lot all grew whiny manginas.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

BRITKEKS ETERNALLY BTFO
>BRITKEKS ETERNALLY BTFO
BRITKEKS ETERNALLY BTFO
>BRITKEKS ETERNALLY BTFO
BRITKEKS ETERNALLY BTFO
>BRITKEKS ETERNALLY BTFO
BRITKEKS ETERNALLY BTFO
>BRITKEKS ETERNALLY BTFO

>Australian athletes

YEAH KILL EM

gotta bring Archer back in

England are going to be the one coming out of this game with the bigger brain/mental scars.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED POMS

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>If you're thinking about going to the shop
It's 12:30 Slats you fucking moron

if I could fake a ball to the neck like that I'd be raking in hollywood shekels, not facing bouncers from apes.

No, don't remember that

>Another bouncer
Say your last goodbyes to Steven Smith lads.

>broken arm
>broken neck
>concussed
>smash the english CUNTS for 8 off youre first two balls back
my god he is the greatest player of all time

how about we bean you in the back of the neck at 150kph, and then you can tell us if it's a real injury or not

>remember when Aussies weren't a bunch of gutless cunts with no pride, shame or dignity

Yeah mate I live it every day.

>Archer warming up

ZENKAI SMITH

>England telling their trained killer to get ready
Disgusting. Haven't seen something this foul since the bodyline series.

Was expecting to see Smith getting hit at the end of all those leaves.

There warming him up again. Root is an absolute mad man hahahah

I can't believe this I refrained from making cheap jokes about Archer's mishap that let to Smith walking and kept polite and with the expected decorum and and now that Smith is back out the Australians are being utterly disappointing and rude. This isn't on.

>smith smashes an archer bouncer for six to score his century
KINO

This day has the makings of a classic day that will go down in ashes history

Oh no. Angry Autist Smith

This, now this is a CAPTAIN'S knock
God bless ya Steven Smith

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how is steve smith so fucking GOAT?

>That hit has amplified Smoth's autism
Englel don't know what they did

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Joynul : "This is some Mighty Thanos stuff from Smith. Sorry MSD, smith is the new 'Thanos' in this era (aka 4th phase)"

Always knew the "based aussie" thing was bullshit. Anyone says anything to you lot and you act like a kiwi who's just heard someone say the all blacks aren't the GOAT

Fucking chill boys its only bants

love it. imagine if he sconed him again.

>Australia's brave Steve Smith
Doesn't look like an abo to me

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>tried to kill him
>we merely angered him

holy shit bros I'm terrified of what a leveled up smith looks like

i feel like a maxibon from the servo now

>the smack to the neck awakened the previously untapped level of autism
bet you fucking brits won't be so smug now

>Archer stretching again for another spell
Smith gonna destroy him for real now

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Terrible sorry, good man.

Would legit be manslaughter charges.

Ya. Smith is incredible. Hoping for another twist.

fuck did you say?

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STEVE FUCKING SMITH

>anyone
only brits, I'd rather banter with burgers

Nothing, not even the fear of death can stop Smith's autism

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Like it

>I'd rather banter with burgers
ah yes that famously vicious American banter.

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looking forward to smith whacking a six that hits someone in the crowd and they have a sudden brain hemorrhage

>when hughesy got hit in the kneck it sent to much blood to his brain and he died
>Smith hit in neck
>blood went to his head
>autism power up +10000

It's over England.

Smith was notably toughened up during his spell at Worcestershire. In his autobiography he talks about the likes of Daryl Mitchell and Vikram Solanki ganging up on him in the changing room after a match, whipping him with a wet towel, and calling him "an ugly little Australian bitch". It was those sorts of experienced which transformed the boy into the man you see before you today.

>implying
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_international_cricketers_born_outside_of_England

he will die for the baggy green, sandpaper shit be damned. a true hero, autism is how we fight back

Fucking wish there was still two more days.

Archer gonna get BTFO by Smith when he comes back on

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That was a dropped catch/runs.

not Sue from Teddington

But er, how are the all-blacks not a serious contender for that?

if Australia were gentlemen they would have declared by now so we have a chance to finish the 2nd innings.
But they're classless as always.

Can we make an eternal captain after this
This is true Aussie Spirit here, hell public holiday monday

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Same. England couldn't even get the weather right.

>Smith back on

Are Aussies okay now?

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smithy looking streaky lads, need him to get his century

Worcestershire, bring me the boy and I'll give you the man.

Think they're waiting for Smith's double hundred.

i dont even like cricket lads.

genuinely just tune in to the ashes when smiths playing

just a friendly reminder that Archer is going to come back out for a spell and Smith will be retired dead on 99

>broken arm
>broken neck
>concussed
>still cant get him out
KEK

>got booed when he heroically came back out

No, I'm not happy.

yeah not great stroke play

I didn't care to begin with but it's fun to join in with others.

THIS IS NOT TO THE SCRIPT

>review
Yep he's concussed

WALK OFF YOU CUNT

Smith is psychologically cooked

GONE
GOTTEM

STONEWALL

>never knew what Warner was doing
>took the fall anyway
>took a step away from cricket
>comes back to tests at the first Ashes match this year
>knocks out two centuries with ease
>second test rolls around
>gets battered and bruised
>nearly killed
>comes out to get another century to take the lead for the first innings
Tell me lads, is this just Lord's magic at work? (the ground not the god)

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state of you

GOTTEM

>Smith's head gone
Someone make sure he's watched overnight

>classless
egalitarian

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the story of the test DEMANDED he got his century and he failed

now this will just be another forgettable draw

>FARTCHER BTFO
FARCTHER BTFO
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GET OUT YA WEAK CUNT

>Reviewing that
He should've stayed retired hurt as a champion, rather than coming back and making a review as bad as England's previous one.

thats out as lol

TOAST

OH NONONONONONONONO

AHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

DISGUSTING

Think Smith saw Archer warming up desu.

still the GOAT

GONE. MENTALLY COOKED

two worst reviews I've ever seen and both in the same day

NICE REVIEW YOU RETARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>burning a review as you walk off because you know it's stone dead anyway

based

>the city of me
Meh. still gonna wreck you lot next match

That room in Lords is pure kino

FUCKING FUCK OFF OZZY CUNTS. GET BACK IN UR BOX CUNTS.

>reviewing that

lmao did this guy get hit on the head or something

NICE REVIEW

That's right!

booooo

Ahh fuck, wanted him to make the ton in the end

He was walking before the finger even went up. Cummins made him review.

Based. Fuck Steve Smith.

>The absolute STATE of you hitting the post button

OUT CUNT FUCK OFF

>mfw Australia does one thing right and kills Archer at bat and Englel monkey's lose their mind

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>reviewing while walking off

RATTLED
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That fucking review man I am howling

MENTALLY WEAK

:DDDD

OUT TWICE IN ONE INNING

C O O K E D

Seems like this is the only way England can stop Smith
Injure him to make him retire, then have him come back out dazed and disorientated to take his wicket when he isnt at peak performance

what the fuck was that leave?

England should always play a man in gully. You'll see I'm right, I'm actually paying attention and Root is not a great captain but it's not his fault with a name like that.

Based

Concussion review.

>All these brits trying to claim that was a shit review just coz we all laughed our asses off at Poot
Actually kind of sad really

>broken arm
>broken neck
>concussed
>trying to score quickly
>finally get steve smith out thanks to the second new ball
KEK pathetic

theres a fucky spot on the pitch right there, it can go left or right

Yeah I’m thinking we’re back!!!!

FUCK THE ENGLISH

would you like to review that opinion mate hahaha

australians are cooked right now

who will Australia injure for retribution?

literally the only guy in the batting order you'd want to waste a review on

sorry

May as well review might have been no ball and tails gonna roll over

>leaving an inswinger
>best batsman in the world
KEK

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Just 24 more runs till we can declare and start killing some poms lads

A walk-off review. that is alpha as fuck

To be fair when you're that close to making history you might as well review anything.

utterly redpilled

tipping a fiery riposte from the aussies

they're all shite, it doesn't matter

Archer and Root.

how many english bats"""men""" you reckon are going to be killed before the close of play? im hoping at least 3
nonstop bouncers from cumGOD

all of them

>english catching

Nah lad, he still scored more then any of the English and made his last few runs still look easy even though he was injured

Wouldn't mind seeing an updated map of balls Smith left and balls Nasser left.

>pooy
oh nonononono

>Crowd standing for Woakes for getting out someone with a broken arm and concussion for 92
gr!mly low standard's

pretty much, still with another review you might as well see what happens on review with smith.

>muh kohli posting this hard

what's his latest world cup batting average m8? can you post here for us?

Also the term a bushpig fuck ugly convict cunt does to his hump of a dogcunt wife

"FANCY A ROOT"

it's alright if we get injured we'll just review it

Getting Smith out in the 90s feels like a victory. He's superb but shows how little regard the rest of their team is held in.

>deliberately gets out before Archer comes back in
>Permanently rustled by a black man
Absolutely based. Smith is DONE, Archer in his head rent free for life. Might as well let him fuck his wife now as well

imagine prime Harmison at the other end with Archer

who benefits most from this test ending a draw?

This
Doesn't matter how certain that wicket looks
The best batsman in any team deserves one review solely for them, hell Smith in this case should get both

Business idea: Kill Jason Roy

Cannot wait for us to kill that dumb nignog next innings.

australia

knocked the ball up like archer was planning on doing to smith's wife

>jason soi
>cant bat
>cant field
kek he may be a saffa but he's a typical pom

just need 24 more runs so we can officially confirm we have won the story of the match and permanently defeat england mentally

Just 23 more runs till we can declare and start killing some poms lads

>CA have put out the following statement on Smith: Steve was hit on the neck below the left ear. He was assessed lying on the pitch at the instructions of team doctor Richard Saw. Dr Saw made the precautionary decision to remove Steve from the field of play to have him further assessed under Cricket Australia's head impact protocol. Steve then passed his assessments and will now be monitored on an ongoing basis, as is routine.
He will be right m8

Are you having a stroke?

Why didn't the cheat Steve Smith just walk lads?

The Jews

Try actually matching our score before talking about standards

It was the most plumb LBW all series. His brain is scrambled. Say night to your hero.

>aussie seething so hard itt
based kek

Is Jason Onions related to Graham Onions?

australia. would be one up in the series with 3 tests to go, only needing to win 1 of 3 to guarantee we retain the ashes

/thread

Australia, still leading 1-0 and English opportunities to level then go ahead dwindling

>our

>2 reviews left
>only tail end to come
why not just have a chance at it

Fine physically, Archer in his head rent free though

typical autistic sperg out when things don't go how he wanted

>when your Kohli post gets BTFO so hard you don't even reply

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They would probably still have group showers at Lord's yeah?

Exactly. Woakes did nothing, yet the crowd treat him like he just took 3 wickets in an over.

Well, have fun with no Archer anyway
Anderson will be back next test and that is who he replaced so yeah
no issue

>nick oxley
Literally who

do review counts reset after every innings?

Any updates on African gf hunt 2019?

would fucking heem archer if I saw him down the road tbqh

hit that mf like button nigga

Feel like pure shit just want RC back lads

Somehow I think Archer has booked his spot for the tournament.

kek

Underrated

does daniel still post here?

80 overs you get another review

would love to king hit a cheating pommy cunt right now lads

kek, can't believe we bullied that wog cunt back to BoomerFooty, for sure thought his autism would hold up

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What's it to you?

Reign it in now lad

I like, what are the profit predictions for this year

Over who?
You really think English selectors are that smart?
Watch them not even play him in Australia next time they visit us

>tournament
WC blow in.

would look at him while he isn't watching and whisper bad things about him to my friend

>implying he won’t be starting the next game
Smith getting that BBC for the rest of the series

*bowls fast bowl at your neck*
*ends your career*
Nothing personal, kid.

m8...

wanna see a drunk irish fight

Smith taking 2 hits from a pace bowler, being forced off and coming back on gives off more chad energy than the entire British team combined. That's twelve runs you thought you saved, cowards.

come down to a WA local SOTR mate, I'm gonna punch on with anyone willing

>trashy English bowlers bowl one (1) ball right at the stumps
>smoth gets out
GENIUS!

>"Where was all this moral outrage when Simon Jones was getting abused in Brisbane on 2002 or when Alex Tudor got hit on the same tour and the crowd were leaping around cheering or the vile abuse dished out to Broad?" All worth of condemnation, too, stuart. But let's leave the whataboutery for today

imagine being this much of a butthurt bitch

>all these literal whos vs the GOAT

Over who though, we all know English selectors are dumb as bricks
i would love to see more Archer, great to see genuine fast bowling from the English

>SOTR
Fuck that.

>people talking about muh archer smith battle
what battle? archer got blown the fuck out by smith until he tried to murder him

Hey Liam, when's Taken 4 coming out?

They don't reset after 80 overs anymore. Trade off for keeping your review on umpire's call decisions.

>IMPLYON

denly, move woakes up to 5.

fuck channel 9 is kino, just in case you're finished with the test they have The Deerhunter on Gem

This
Didnt even take Smith's wicket and probably never will

Lyno looking comfortable lads

Broken Hill if you're not a pussy.

>Convict not bright enough to realise Archer has rattled Smoth and he won't even make a half century again this series.

We're guaranteed one of Archer or Moeen for diversity reasons.

>from the English
do you mean from the windies? coz that's where he's from. and we've seen a lot from there already

>nigga how could get hit by a bouncer ever real haha
>just get out of the way haha fucking duck

He's not Irish, you can tell because he's supporting England

So, what Woakesy as the all rounder?
and that would be 5 bowlers
pretty interesting

Just 21 more runs til we can declare and start killing some poms lads

reckon Englishmen should enforce the cheeky follow on innit

To be honest part of me fears that we've seen the last of Anderson so I could see him not being called up this series. If not then yeah Denly is looking droppable.

Haven't u got some grannies to scam out of their life savings.

feels like counting the days to christmas
can NOT wait

>rattled
M8 I think the physio had to physically restrain Smith from returning to the field

Anderson won’t play this entire series, trust me on this

Fair point lad
I hope Archer goes to the Windies after he settles in tests by playing for England

Halcyon Digest was a good album.

Windies goat pacemen

same but he wont. not money or fame playing there.

based movie

Got so much respect for batsmen. I would not be able to handle bouncers in any way. Absolute nutters.

Reckon Smith would have made the century if he hadn't had to have come off

Anderson is old as fuck and needs to retire
Watch him get injured more and more
rarely any fast bowlers get to his age let alone older
even then he bowls like 6 overs an innings and is such a waste of a spot

>not reviewing that

But it was only 2 feet away from the bat this time...

may as well given our batting is always going to be shit we should stock up on bowlers

Just face them with your glasses on + no helmet, easy.

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Hope the physio gets a little better at it if Smith doesn't want to be in nappies before 35

for me it's Killswitch Engage programming Rage

>On the fourth day, Johnson broke the third-wicket partnership between Cook and Kevin Pietersen by dismissing the latter with a top-edge to the long leg fielder. Peter Siddle and Lyon then reduced England to 6/146 and exposed England's lower-order to Johnson. Johnson took three of the remaining four wickets. England were bowled out for 179 before stumps on the fourth day, giving Australia a 381-run victory. Johnson finished with figures of 5 for 42 and won the man of the match for his all-round efforts.

How can we make the Windies great again lad?
Would love to see bowling lineup from the Windies that allows them to dominate again

>Would the selectors rather have an in form archer who can actually bat or an injured Anderson who can’t run
Hmm

Assuming my gender filthy taig.

step 1: make sure their players actually play for west indies

Just 19 more runs till we can declare and start killing some poms lads

depends who "fits in" with the rest of the team...

Which would be great for you lot
English do have some hidden gems but your selectors are so stuck in their ways of Anderson and Broad as the main bowlers that you lot tend to overbowl or not select promising talent
One thing i am glad for is that Archer is a nigger so he should be able to manage

>20 off 72
Proper cricket that

Why is the rain delay system so fucking stupid in cricket? There is no other fucking sport where they don't extend the match after a rain delay as to actually finish the match. Imagine having results like a draw forced from a fucking rain delay. England getting screwed lads.

Reckon he has some brain abnormality like that free climber that did El Capitan to not feel fear like us mortals.

solid for a tail ender

How many somewhat promising Windies talents are not playing for Windies atm?

cumGOD is a legitimate all-rounder

>England getting screwed lads.
We'd literally be in a much better position than england if there were still 2 days left

#digin

Don't reckon Paine would've chosen to bowl first under your proposed rules.

>taking the bait

You're not gunna last mate

just want to die lads

Someone free climbed the Shard here not long ago, absolute balls on him.

yeah i shouldnt bother replying to fatguts

Cummins should bat above Paine

t. Steve Smith

There's timeless tests, the 5 day thing is a modern innovation.

Isn't Anderson their love child and always praise him as the key to English wins?
How could they never choose if he can bowl his required 6 overs

Getting tired lads

this was me earlier after i thought i bottled it with that girl, but she replied and our plans are still on. i wish steve smith scored his century though.

An Australian would have claimed that catch.

I'm still upset with you pommie cunts but I've got to admit I chuckled at that.

absolutely big brained from root to work the match into a position where we are essentially playing an ODI tomorrow.

because they'd have actually been able to taken unlike the unathletic pommy cunts

well, Archer is one. Don't know any others.
I did hear that there's been some kind of political shenanigans going on with their board but not been in touch recently.

Just realised this desu
Forgot 98 overs min tomorrow

>extending a 5 day match
players and fans have lives you know

>not diving forward

high IQ slip fielding right there

NEW

GOT HIM GO ON FUCK OFF
>reviewing that

DONE YA CUNTS FUCK OFF