/tennis/

BUMP

I miss it so much :(

I was going to save it before I went to bed - i clicked to save but I failed because i literally had 0 free bytes on my old laptop. At the next day, i free'd the space but recalled to visit Iga's stories only at ~23-15 time..... while she posted 24 hours and FIVE MINUTES(about) AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if I only recalled to do that at elast 30 minutes before, or 4 horus before, or 10 hours before, while I perfectly could, it is like 10 seconds.... why god why

Iga is famous, she have 20k subscribors, maybe someone anyone saved it? 1400x2000px probably

True!

I’d sex kenin

Im still traumatized about Roger vs Djok, i think im gonna talk about it with my therapist.

nump

bump

can someone pls explain the hAlEp meme to me

Lucas posted it a time or two and then I started spamming it and voila

hAlEp a qt

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i still don't get it but thanks regardless

>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fuckin gay sport

Post the roster

Halep looks retarded like some dumb goblin.
The way the meme is written is retarded.
Simple as.

Has there been any update on the roster? Some user posted this one in a previous thread, I liked it but I think it wasn't a definitive version

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>Kuznetsova will play in a Premier 5 final
>as a wild card
>after beating world #1, #3, #10 and #11
>despite having done fuck all this year

Why can she do it but Sharapova can't?

> Mugu on the bench
> Not making a 100% WTA midfield
Shit team to be desu

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How do I set up a wta database

WHY CAN'T TENNIS BEGIN ALREADY?

I AM FUCKING TIRED OF SHIT SPORTS LIKE CRICKET AND F1 AND FOOTBALL.

Polish user, do you have Iga's story from 47.5 hours ago? With socks and calves.
Djzenkjue!

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What do you want to achieve exactly ? That's the kind of question who gives me a boner desu, I'll be happy to help if you're serious

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I am serious
I'd like to just play around and have a real world example to make learning sql easier

Damn. Let's go, then ! Do you use skype, hangout or messenger ?

What kind? Auto-saved of player's stories?
Or?

also monthly(period) performance calendar?

Is there anybody competing in the US Open that has a chance to stop Djokovic on a hard court?

bianca andreescu

FEDGOAT

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>goffin in a masters final
is this really the state of tennis without murray at full health? pathetic
need sir andrew to come back and put these nobodies in their place

and he did it without facing any seeded player

Federer is too old to handle the speed of hard court. Djokovic will outrun him. Somebody like Tsitspas would need to level up to stop the Djoker.

10$ on medvedev
Y/N ?

the US Open is almost as slow as Roland Garros now

Discord work 4u?
Micromegas1#4538

Done

Nice for Goffin, but he better not even hope to have a chance on the title.
It's pretty much reserved for Djokovic.

Who?

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Medvedev? More like shat the bed

depressing that djokovic will likely get the slam and weeks at #1 record

Kek. Nice djok

Threadly reminder the Serbs did not commit genocide.

the serbs are the english of the balkans

N-no one has ever said such a nice thing about my people before... *blush*

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the russian gilles simon may yet win this

Эгидий Ceмён

Based Russian bear

>Lose 2 finals in a row
Truly the correct outcome is for Medwed to win this title?

umpireball at full force

Wow, has anyone ever seen the umpire overrule TWO falsely-outted aces back-to-back before now?
Linesman smoking crack

Medvedev also correctly challenged a ball called out by the same ref two points before, he'd be better off challenging everything this linesman calls out from now on

Absolute madness, umpire is a legend

>Medvedev has won the most matches in 2019 of any male player in singles
What a trooper

It’s simple to understand. Federer is the cuck and Djokovic is the bull. It’s been that way for years now.

uh-oh he's back now

I was there at Wimbledon for that match. Atmosphere when Djokovic broke back at 9-8 was nuts.

Djokovic will get the #1 record, Djokovic will get the consecutive weeks at number one record, Djokovic will get the all-time slams count and Djokovic will get the girl. There’s nothing you fedfags can do about this inevitable fact.

wtf this smash

Yeah, the fags in Britain got trolled HARD. It’s one of most beautiful moments in sports and part of the reason why I’ve loved Djokovic since 2007.

Serve botters should burn. I hope in 5 years there wont be a lot of 6'6" guys

As someone who wanted Djokovic to win (one of the VERY few, including some Asian group near us) - everyone was raging and it was glorious.

*sends a 100mph kick serve bouncing over your head*
nothing personnel, kiddo

Medvedev serving 120 mph second serves like a true CHAD

Dayum medvedeva is based

BRUH THAT RETURN

They should get rid of the first serve. Would eliminate the giant guys advantage, and speed up the game a bit

Medvedev 2019 = Murray 2008

and yet has only won an atp 250 so far this year, making him less successful than de minaur

THREE finals in a row. Keep an eye on this kid, he's making serious gains right now.

Totally different players
Murray can't serve shit, shit ccomparaison

And yet will do nothing come the majors like all young shitters.

i mean he'll win cinci and lose the us open final

Medvedev is going bald

Fedelel looking uncomfortable on hard
Djokoreeeee looking like his wrist is broken
It's Nadal's time

de minaur is a useless grinder
medvedev has a booming serve and top 3 backhand

don't all russian players
except safin

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Nadal going to win next US open... Sad!

idk he's raised expectations with his recent performance, but it sure is different when it's best out of 5 sets
if he finds a way to maintain this level of play, he's likely to just steamroll everyone on his way to the USO final
chokeovich simply vanished off the court past game 6 in the 2nd

Nadull is 33 years old. He will be tired and choke

Novak is pretty gracious in defeat tbqdesu, he knows when he has been outplayed.

Probably wholly depends on whether his knees supernova and start drawing in all matter or not

Roger threw the match against rublev so he could avoid the Midwest heat wave.

*saves tennis*

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If Medvedev wins tomorrow (which he will), he'll be the fifth more successful player this season

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medvedev simply must win tomorrow
goffin is as exciting as watching paint dry

unbelievable how shitters like fognini, monfils and lopez are still doing so well

Wish Novak had consistency.

>actually tracking this shit on excel

damn

Why are all 10S players autistic?

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Fognini is a very late bloomer, last two years have been the best of his career (which make his title window super short since he'll start declining very soon)
Lopez will be great on grass until his very last breath I guess
And Monfils, well, he peaks in two random months every season and is injured the ten others

Who wins US open?

he's got 33 masters 1000 titles. what are you on about?

i did this in two minutes to limit it to players with at least a 500 or two 250s, wikipedia tracks it but their table isn't very easy to read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_ATP_Tour#Titles_won_by_player

bookies

isnt' like 3 AM in france?

go sleep anone

>djokoshit

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i for one am happy french excel user is awake

and how are YOU spending this weekend?

WTF
Pliskova look fucking gorgeous, didn't know she was that cute

This chick is pure trash

I woke up less than 12 hours ago, not a good call to go to bed rn

shes from pol

There's 3 Russians in the top 10

it may give them a legit shot at davis cup given the new format

...

organizing my sock drawer. it's long overdue.

when was the last time that happened? around 2006 with safin/youzhny/davydenko?

(it's a German joke on Zverev being Russian)

>davydenko
forgot he existed

But what about Tsitsipas?

>bullshit russian v goofy final
Maybe slambabbies made the right choice to avoid all these other tournaments

will the bs russian ever win this year

Back the FRICK off buddy she's taken

based post

I really hate it when idiots post shit like this. you wish a dude who's #4 on the most weeks spent ranked 1 was consistent? what the fuck are you talking about

Swietłana Kuzniecowa deserves to win this.

You just know Medvedev will lose in the 2nd round of the US Open against a literally who

Russians are the uber-mensch. Medvedev is the new GOAT.

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I hope he wins. He deserves it after beating Djokowić.

bump :(

How and where from did you het such high res picture? Please, provide a source , thankss!

Bump

>imagine being a seething Fedelel and Djokobot fan that can only cling to the hope of Nadal having knee problems cause they know an 100% fit one would destroy anyone

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seeing iga's smile whenever i look for /tennis/ makes me feel happy

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>EBAM
>Not SCAM
>Lefty on left wing and righty on right wing
Dropped the ball m8. However Fraud is perfect as a Treq you can't rely on.

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For all the masters and atp 500 events the zoomies win, they still can't do shit against big 3 in grand slams, is it because it's best of 5 matches or just them cracking under pressure?

please WTA TV ANYONE HAVER

are you a new fan of her? do you have the IG story of her she posted 2 days ago?
or do you have a WTA TV?

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i only save stories from cute insta thots

Like whom?

like this

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Degenerate

that's rude, hurtful and untrue.
i just like tribal music.
bongos are classic.

This is disgusting. You should feel ashamed of yourself.

What game is that?

Did Boris learn to proxy or are we being invaded by more downies?

ANYONE WITH FUCKING WTA TV?!??!
Canadian user used to make Webm with Iga

are you here?

Wta.tv isn't available in the USA, stop fucking asking you stupid cunt.

If anyone else had it they would have replied to your fucking spam months ago. Stop it, the gimmick isn't funny it's just really sad. Just stop Boris, please.

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Virtua Fighter 4

too young

Canadian user has it!
you can use a proxy BTW

i want Iga's abs pleaaaaaaase, its a very rare shot

Oh, la Seniora Kuznetzova, vamos vamos!

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why are you posting this pic? from clay season

>when you wears Svetas's own pants and also the ass

So they are literally and unironically admitting they were cheating. Ser*na needs a better PR team

Forgot pic

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bullshit.
he earlier said he did that before and it's not a big deal

I'm ready for everyone to stop talking about this. There is never going to be an adequate resolution for what happened and all this sensationalization is detracting from the sport. ABC is the worst for releasing a whole TV documentary about it before this year's USO

Racist scumbag

cicak - a cute umpire

maddie a cutie

Madison Keys titles:
Premier 5 x1 (=M1000)
Premier x4 (=ATP500)

Madison Keys finals:
Slam x1
Premier 5 x2
Premier x1

Truly a big tournament player

Madison Keys... basically saying THE EXACT the same thing as Kuznezova. WTF? Is someone writing these winner speeches? I mean it’s her biggest win in her career and all she can do is generic thank yous?

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Yeah I'm thinking McVedyev

>ynr Jack sock

do you have WTA TV?

CMON PUT 'EM IN A GOFFIN

no

>WTA is about serving players not scoring a point
>ATP is about returning players not scoring a point
mixed doubles is the future of tennis

>break back

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Medvedev plays like a brainlet way too often.

All those missed chances...

What was the worst moment in tennis history and why was it when that crybaby autistic bong Murray won his first wimbeldon title in front of that dirtbag crowd?

Did Nadal's warm cream cheese NYC bagel on Medvedev last week break his confidence in finals?

Medvedev is another serve babby. They are a diamond a dozen at this point.

>claiming to be an Iga's fans
>don't have her super rare and very cute abs screenshot
>don't have her cute leg with cute socks IG story
state of 2019 Yea Forums

(damn its 2020 soon)

>Implying it's not Federer's whole 'GOAT' career even though over half of his slams are against casuals

This. Federer's entire GOAT story is a lie. Djokovic has a way better GOAT story. He was a poor Euro slav who was blessed with best talent. He started off hot in his career but lacked mental toughness. He learned through and became the most mentally tough tennis player who's ever lived. Also, he has the greatest backhand ever and the greatest return ever.

Djokovic's GOAT story is much better than Federer's because Djokovic is the actual true GOAT.

Nadalovic > Fedal
Nadal vs Djokovic is almost always a treat

>Russian flag being shown in the US of A

Butthurt Murrimutt incels surely already seething

Yes, it's a treat because Nadal and Djokovic are mental giants who can withstand being broken. Once you break Federer he immediately cries and submits. Federer is all bark with no bite. Once Nadal and Djokovic got into their prime Federer's mind was blown. He had to fix his entire game just to compete.

It’s the lunch for me

tough titties

Roger Federer is the Mike Tyson of tennis. Tyson had a four year run of absolute dominance where all of his opponents were afraid to fight him. Once Tyson was finally knocked the fuck out by true greats like Holyfield and Lennox, he turned into a shell of his former self.

Federer is exactly like Tyson. They are both extremely emotionally fragile and extremely talented athletes who can be broken.

>goofy loses again lol

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Not sure if Federer is going to fully recover after those two Ch'ship Points at Wimbledon.
Maybe he'll prove me wrong and win more slams; who knows.

prediction
medvedev will win the us open beating federer in the final

poor goofy
its his destiny to be forever punished

fuck servebots

soulless

based medvedev
faker, fraud and dull will be bricking it

Tennis tv had “technical difficulties” and didn’t show the final

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>wonder why Medvedev has a French accent
>he has actually trained in France since 2014 and lives in Antibes
>regional newspapers have been considerably covering his career since he was in juniors
ONE OF US

Who's the dame?

>French tennis has been unable to produce legit elite players despite having considerable prospects to mold
>somehow, one day, a young player from Cannes breaks out and wins a M1000 at age 23, reaching ATP #5
>he's actually Russian
why is French tennis so cursed

Miss sharapova lads

sounds like a very chill Wimbledon umpire
>game: miss sharapova, lads

made me lol, also checkem

Not a fan of Medvedevdvevdvsgstdfy's personality to tell you the truth, he's quite arrogant but is competitive at least. When he chucks a fit he generally loses it

Junna Yamagata

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Iga's rrare abs is gone :((((

nah he didn't deserve to win. he played 0 seeds to get to the final in addition to a walkover. Medvedev 100% deserved that

kekable posts

Federer's constant mental ineptitude costing him undisputed GOAThood despite having more talent in one of his arse cheeks than Djokovic and Nadal combined.

>still no USO
pen

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>hypothetical masturbation
looking forward to seeing more of these copes when DjokoGOAT establishes his GOATness once and for all

why are slavs so dominant at tennis? pic not related

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smyczek is retiring. i know you're all disappointed

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I'm flat out saying Federer has a weakness that will cost him being considered the GOAT when all is said and done. He'll have to settle for being remembered for his popularity and entertainment value rather than as the best ever. And it's not cope because I'm not pretending that's preferable or that I don't care. I very much do care that a sleep inducing player like Djokovic is/will be the GOAT.

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4 Things About Iga:
1) She's cute!
2) I love her!
3) IGA!!!!!!

That's only 3 things but...
True!

why are poles so qt?

it's really hit or miss

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Post Iga's bra shot

help

>has accomplished nothing
>gets hyped by the media regardless
Is he the Dimemetrov of the Fortnite generation?

Forgot pic again

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I'd love her to get a taste of my tennis balls if you catch my meaning

lewd

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What Félix has done:
ATP 500 F
M1000 SF
GS R32

What Zverev had done at the same age:
ATP 250 W
ATP 500 F
GS R32 x2
ATP 250 F

What Gasquet had done at the same age:
ATP 250 W
M1000 F
M1000 SF
GS R16 x2
GS R32 x1
Beaten World #1

Poor gasgay, couldn't develop a forehand in 20 years on the tour

What Nadal had done:
Won RG
Won 4 M1000
Won 3 ATP 500
Won 4 ATP 250

>He's taking tennis by storm!

>next gen

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no

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Today's tournaments:
USO qualifiers (men and women)
ATP Winston-Salem and WTA Bronx for money grinders (Paire, Wang) and players who could be seeded at USO if they earn a few more points (Shapovalov, Zhang)

"And a question to novak, rafael and roger, how do you feel about the chances of next gen players in this year's US Open?"

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Wang is a top 16 seed at USO if she wins two matches this week, playing there makes sense for her

Is it because the new generation sucks or is it because Fedalovic is too good? Only Murray, Delpo and Wawrinka were ever able to break the three headed monster. Cilic doesn't count cause he's a tit.

I think it goes to show us all that Wawrinka, Delpo and Murray were really effing good. Good enough that you could put all three in the top 25 list.

Rodak Fedalovic sounds like a terrifying final boss.

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Stop being a degenerate, you filthy hot dog licking kraut.

the fuck does roger have to laugh about, he hasn't won it in over a decade

wait, aren't seeds normally set a week or so before the event?

You're probably right, rankings are updated on mondays and seeds shall be announced this week. So money grinders only.

>t. derp serb

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That being said, who has already been ruled out for USO except for Del Potro? Gasquet is currently n. 34 and would be seeded in case there is another withdrawal.

you have no wta tv

Potapova won

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>wta tv

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coco is a hottie

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me under her

and me under you

why do all tennis women sorta look the same

about a third of WTA top 100 are girls from eastern europe

generic slav thots

>Jax
good taste

That's actually a damn good shot. Which is a rare thing for her. Looks like a hunter, of some sort.

>rain delays in toronto
>rain delays in montreal, resulting in players having to play quarterfinal and semfinal the same day
>rain delays at US open
yet people only make fun of roland garros for not having a roof :'(

Just build a fucking roof REEEEEEEEE

*nourishes your sensations*

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Godd damn just imagine a player with Djok's movement and backhand and return, Fed's forehand and serve, Nadal and Djok's focus and autism
Bagels literally everyone all year long

How to get this body bros

>still loses to nalbandian

hystomin v best zverev battle of the autofades desu

Ngl I want to have sex with Camila Giorgi
Kek

Why are Federer and Kyrgios so evenly matched?

>I want to have sex with Camila Giorgi
Are you her brother?

Stop grouping Choker Frauderer with the other 2.

This, to an extent. Federer is definitely Top 3 all-time, but he's third.

Camila Giorgio looks like a man

Nadull is an autistic claybabby with OCD

Djokovic is unironically the GOAT
Fed second
Nadull third
Nadull has absolutely no hope of leaving third place for being a disgusting one surface babby though

i forgot how moany maury's grunt is. it's like a cat being strangled

assinmymouthova's dad ded
press я

That sucks

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Federer has been a one-surface babby since 2010.

stop being a empiric faggot. to determine who the real one-surface babby is, you just have to strike out every slam on the surface with the most titles (half the titles for hard):

Federer: 12 slams without grass
Djokovic: 11 slams without grass
Nadull: 6 slams without clay

я

Ф

Again - I said since 2010.
Federer has won as many HC slams as Nadal since then, and only one more Wimbledon.

they're white

>feds the GOAT
>nadal is the GOAT
>dokovic is the GOAT
you're all wrong as this guy will be the undisputed GOAT

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>pumping a/c out of a vacuum tube
The USO is so ghetto

wrong image

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got home from the gym earlier today and thought that it would be best if muchova or bex would lick the sweat off me

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guys I miss kirby posting

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for me, it's Julia Grabher

for me it's camilla giorgis butt

Only one week to go lads, who we got winning the USO?
>inb4 Kyrgios

Istomin

Kyrgios vs Djoko final Kino
Winner's speech he shits all over Djoko they have to take the mic off of him and is suspended for 1 year

you need to learn to let go bro

love for the sport / good food / good sense for sound and rhythm / balance of life, fun and suffering

holy crap man, wth, degenerate is the word of the year on the web or something. you should enter a grievance to the journalists and photographers and audience for making these kinds of images available. calling someone a dgen for posting it won't change a thing man.

this desu

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why is this tard so damn cringy?

>cringy
>2 hot girls want to suck his dick
what's cringy about that Hans?

two trash whores surrounding a trash player isn't something to be proud of mountainjew

Can't wait when all the next gen players go out before r2 and roger mysteriously plays bad and loses against some no-name in QF while djoko is waiting for him in the SF + nadal's knees exploding around QF/SF.

>tfw actually got accepted into work and starting in ~2 weeks
>tfw can't look forward to exchanging (You)s through this mean of communication

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Until the next drug test?

Idk if I'm actually gonna be drug tested 2bqh. RIP funemployment. Remember not to like nor to subscribe to this blog.

>not shitposting at work

What do other tournaments do?

would unironically be the best thing to happen in tennis in the last 30 years desu
anyone watching the mens qualifiers for the uso pen

Giorgi in person looks like she spent way too much time in the sun, looks the same as chainsmoking white trash from Florida

Take a shower, hit the weights, get a clue.

be qt greek

post wta cutes

back to moscow boris

Starting to think Katie Swan isn't going to make it.

Watched that shitter Wolf dominate some Italian scrub then choke when he was serving for the match and give up the final set 6-1.

>la 5-year-on-tour prospect

Wolf? I've heard this name before in burger college pennis

t. petkovic

Did this and made me eventually quit

Just watched a Marin Cilic practice session. Shit was cash. Dude's a beast.

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Smoking a fucking ciggy, holy fuck

>hot

didnt understand the reason jjw was the favorite in that match, i would have thought that college tennis meme was thoroughly discredited after steve johnson
had taro daniel in an accy that i cashed out at the begginning of the third set against some young spaniard, he's going into my shitter folder tbqh

This was a solid match

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Holy shit dude i mighta seen you on the TV, NICE

>nicky boy sparks one up after a hard fought set with numerous altercation's with the umpire to calm down in preparation for the next set.
would be kino desu

The WTA 250 going on this week looks comfy af. Stands are really close to the court.

Pic related is the court on which Alizé played today I think.

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The only issue is getting stabbed continuously for going to the Bronx

occasionally happens on tennis courts as well

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especially in germany

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based

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Here is the top 23 for the /pennis/ team Yea Forumserb owl
Thank you to the people voted

>Djokobot
>Federror
>Roidal
>KyrWOG
>memerev
>servebots
>hAlEp
>BIG DASHA
>Bernie
>punished Goffin
>EBAM
>Stanimal
>penko
>>the next gen
>gorilla williams
>caro
>Boris
>shitshipas
>the weak era
>Mirka
>succ
>you better shut your fuck up
>Hawkeye

change 'caro' to 'caro swan'

*flies in your path*

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How are we lining up?

suggestion

KyrWOG/Caro as gold
Roidal/Federror as silver

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Where is sugarpova and quittay

Might use height abuse to have servebot over 200cm just for the meme of it
Djokobot gold as World #1
Federror and Roidal silvers
kyrWOG and servebots bronze

someone remember that user claiming penko looks like a renaissance painting?

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Not worth it to put a defender in gold iirc, and I don't picture Djokobot anywhere else than in defense

lemur literally a spitting image!

is thete a bigger fucking bust in all of american tennis than tommy paul? i mean i should have known better than to pin my hopes on somebody whose initials are TP

CiCi :'(

>no Steve Johnson
Horrific

>Caro as a striker
Yeah, who'd want such a choke artist when it comes to actually put it right in?

>Flies towards the garbage bin
Just like any fly really.

Donny Young, Ryan Harrison. They go along well.

Caro and Kyrgios are the biggest memes of /pennis/ tho
plus she flies like pauleta

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I wish she flew like Pedro Miguel. There's also >Fraud as anything but a lazy AMC Classic 10/Enganche: creativity, finesse, but no physicals. A less fat Juan Roman Riquelme. Nadal's fine as a winger, apparently he's still faster than anything from the >next generation.

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>donald young
zero expectations m8 sorry to break it to you, am pleasantly surprised with just how well his carrier has come along
>ryan harrison
same as above except minus the melanin
?

Bought too much into the USTA's marketing. So much money wasted on these guys. Still a pretty sweet serve.
>youtube.com/watch?v=UPKgXJfbiz4

CiCi bellis won her first WTA tournament at age 17 and was top 35 at age 18. She hasn't played for a year and a half and pic related was her last big tournament.

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>Rule of thumb to the young players out there: if you are going to “blow off steam”—as we kids euphemize it—by getting sloppy drunk after a singles loss, be sure you don't have a doubles match the next day. When you are so intoxicated you barely recall which end of the racket contains the grip, you implicate your partner as well.
si.com/tennis/2017/09/09/fifty-parting-thoughts-2017-us-open-tennis
Apparently this why he had to play qualifiers and wasn't given a WC

Please r8 my autistic tennis GOAT football team

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Mr. Cruyff, I'm afraid you're supposed to be dead. That said, I'd switch Novhack and Hafa around.

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Ah, and Laver is a turbomanlet.

Yes but he is one of the greatest defensive players ever!!!

You filmed it for your /ten/ bros right

What about now?

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fuck off retard the last setup was better federror as 10 cuz muh style and elegance and kyrwog as 9 cuz he's a swaglord as all 9s
nadull as gk cuz retriever n shit
djokobot is 8 DM cuz mentality and focus
put de minaur on the wing
this formation is gay check yourself

Is Hubert Hurkacz actually good? He seems to perform well these last few weeks.

Nope, sry.

We should really line up 3-5-2

>not going for a full meme racket-shaped formation

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Based

Mommy

total football btfo

boris your whyfoo is the most scantily clad

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Tuchel pls

bor1s is a dumbass wyphoo cheater

>pauleta

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serena is getting mogged so fucking hard by the black chick to her immediate right (don't hit me i dont watch tennis idk who it is)

Could be a heavily shooped Lsoane Stephens. She phucked Sven Groeneveld.

"Obviously a tough match for you, how would you describe your feelings after a back-to-back early exit at a Grand Slam?"

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watching Serena doc on espn about last years final
>women and tv personalities say that Ramos was wrong
>people in tennis former players and umpires say that Ramos was right

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>listening to those people at all

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youtu.be/1YL3gc20IF4

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How young is that penko

Almost time for Pera lads

bor1s would say 'too old'

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16

Do you have wta tv and peras stories? I will post other. And kudermetova, if you need

please WTA TV ANYONE HAVER

user, can you please screenshots Peras abs and stomach patch?

i have pirate stream but only 360p

no extra $$$ for WTA TV

Well someone had to post this in the absence of bor1s

>Grand Slam = Grand Slam
>Premier Mandatory = M1000
>Premier 5 = M1000
>Premier 700 = ATP 500
>WTA International = ATP 250
>WTA 125 = Challenger

Why can't ATP and WTA get along on a common classification for tournaments?

>Pera - Sinikova playing
>0 posts
ded sport, ded general

You've got to be fucking kidding me

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>US Open with rigged draws
Wut a shit "major"

polish murray

Uncle Toni still working his magic for Humbalito.

which one will pull out?

both at the same time

Will Masha ever be good again?

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damn wish Masha would pull out of me if ya know what I mean.

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nah

dont we all? also checked
nah she never recovered from the shoulder injury
and clearly she needed the dope to keep her up for her age, her footwork now is awfull. shell stay low in WTA top 100 untill she retires

the one with a dick

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I only saw this part where her coach admits she was looking towards him and he admits they were cheating but it's okay because "it's good for the sport"
youtube.com/watch?v=1Lf6kA52H_Q

uhm ... bros, what did /ourgirl/ mean by this caption

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facts are raycis tho

who has been going to uso qualies? c u tomorrow

you cant judge tommy, the weather is brutal this week plus he is still pretty inconsistent. a lot of up and coming guys should quality easily came really close to losing this week like kwon and sinner and majchrzak. and of course even sugita lost

hello where's the bracket? :DDDDD

who's this disgusting thot?

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Federer once again has a piss easy draw to the semis

Giorgi-Cornet on lads

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Not a very smart move, they could have had both of them play separately and have two MAJOR PRIMETIME MATCHUP$

>again

vickery chimping out on twitter tbf a lot of people deserve it

Been going but won't go tomorrow.

And it would have been more fun to watch, sadly they are both so injured, its annoying they have to meet for the first time like this

>milkman playing nadal r1
All your money on milkman

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Who cares? He's not a factor unless Djokovic loses.

It's not fair, Milkman deserves better than this. Shit luck but a golden heart. CMON MILKYBOY SHOW YOUR STUFF

What you get as a seed #3 vs what Fred drew this year:
>1st round: wild card, qualified or non-seeded
drew a qualified player
>2round: wild card, qualified or non-seeded
50% chance to get a qualified player
>3d round: seeded player between 17-32
best player in his path is #25
>4th round: seeded player between 9-16
best player is his path is #15
>5th round: seeded player between 5-8
best player is his path is #7

He nearly had the perfect draw, plus #15 and #7 are goffin and nishikori against whom he barely ever loses

for me, it's boobs vs legs

Djokovic has a chance to face Querry, Wawrinka, Medvedev, Federer and Nadal this tournament. It should be a nice challenge to build his GOAT campaign.

>Happy Child
isn't she like the le 32 year old prospect or something?

But who cares? He could play 5 players outside the top 1000... he isn't winning if he faces Djokovic. If the conditions are like last year, he'll probably lose to any of those players you deem easy. They admitted to slowing the courts and AA is like a sauna with the humidity and lack of air flow. Federer unironically looked like he was going to drop dead last year.

Why does Fedore always have to play Chokovic before Nadull?

>he isn't winning if he faces Djokovic
That's the whole point: he'll get to the semifinals no matter what, but Djokovic has a much tougher path and might be eliminated before Fred has to actually face a player able to beat him. Five easy rounds for Fred makes it five chances for Djokovic to be out before he has to face him.

>1st round: wild card, qualified or non-seeded
>drew a qualified player
Not that it really mattered but the qualifier is most likely the hardest draw of them all. WC are mostly some local shitters. Below the first 32 the individual skills of the players are almost indistinguishable and usually the day to day form decides matches.
Qualifiers at least proved that they have a run. So I'd say if the unseeded player isn't #33 then playing a qualifier is a harder pick than unseeded.

And what could possibly make you think Djokovic will lose early? Don't get sucked in to thinking his losses outside slams are relevant because they haven't been for a long time. Wawrinka is a minor annoyance at worst and Medvedev is being overrated based on a win over an unmotivated Djokovic. He doesn't have any slam pedigree and hasn't got the fitness for best of 5.

And thinking Federer will cruise to the semis is delusional. He's lost to Tsitsipas and Millman in recent HC slams and is mentally shattered after that Wimbledon humiliation.

when are the brackets coming out?

>isn't she like the le 32 year old prospect or something?
She's 29, excuse you
But she does seem a bit infantile

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was expecting going with the camera up her nose to see what's inside like every 7 year old did

i want her to give me 'tennis lessons' it seems she could use the money

Carina gives tennis lessons now. I think it's a hundret for an hour.

thats a really good deal, svitolina charges way more

>wanting a fat coalburner at all

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I would definitely pay 100 an hour for Alize to teach me how to serve ... or hold a raquet for that matter

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i'd help her work on her grip

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Explain your reasoning (15 marks).

placement, technique and not to hold too tight. also how to control

tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/fourchan/Pool/Standings.aspx

the RB site offered this to me, maybe we can re-use it

LEWD

>posts lewd
>doesnt post a lewd

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This photo looks like something that came out of the 1600s

That's an impressive pit pussy for 16 year old.

The top players he could face are:
Nishikori, against whom he is 8-3 and beat 46 61 64 64 at Wimbledon
Goffin, against whom he is 8-1 and beat 76 61 a Halle
Pouille, against whom he is 2-0 and beat 75 62 76 at Wimbledon

He'll steamroll to the semis and be as fresh as a fish while Djokovic will at least have two problematic matchups in Wawrinka and Medvedev. Even if he wins both, he ineluctably will have lost some fuel before they meet.

WC is definitely the easiest pick if you draw a young player, can be tougher if you get a big name back on the tour (Halep drew Maria in the first round at USO two years ago and lost).
I don't think drawing a qualified player is tougher than a non-seeded one, between 40-60 you won't get as strong as a player as Gasquet or Shapovalov, but you still can pick a very annoying matchup like Querrey or Opelka –or Milkman, for that purpose.

Can't wait for next gen to take the title this USO.

This but unironically

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I still haven't got a sufficient answer whether Thmeme is next gen or not.

If she finds a young Russian bf full of energy, maybe.

Bertens seriously looks like of Vermeer's paintings

I dont remember when and how i realised that

Didn't you wrote the same message half a year ago?

I can't believe there's STILL Fed fans eager to play Djokovic after watching him get crushed for nearly a decade. Truly incredible.

Are you a fan of Caroline Garcia? Do you like her looks? Her phenotype? Does she look typical Spanish? Typical Basque?

For me she is 100% pure Spanish, as I thought she IS Spanish when I saw her firsts times.

And she immideately draw(drew?) my attention cuz she is so nice

you mentioned slavs and maybe her not looking slavic makes her so cute for me? idk
i like some slavic women too... and that weaver lookalike idk is she slavic or what type

your post made me recall what I and /tennis/ community lost due to laziness, stupidity and poorness...

it were a really cute pics/screenshots of Iga, you guys should've save them

Are French women still a kids at 30 years old nowadays? Innocent too?

German? Nordic/Scandinavian(Norwegian, Swedish, idk Danish or Dutch)?

>Camila Giorgio looks like a man
are you me?

Are you a fan of her? You post her often now?

no, it's just her.

Are you a fan of her?

Yeah I've seen it and was/is outraged. She is not liking that, why did they make wear that on a public? faggot sodomites

wish i was her bf and hubby and cared for and loved her. She is so nice in everything.

Why would you assume that? Does Caro look young for you?

btw post young Caro then ^_^

What are German women at 30? And French at 26-28? since you are living next to France and probably know

German: married with children
French: married with not her husband's children

>German: married with children
I follow other sport and a cute German Bavarian girl, she is 27yo and she have no... bf? Judging by her dirndl apron placement. is it strange?

He's in between next gen and generation useless.
Thus the 2x slam finalist.

IT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=gSysBnjZSq0

bundes tier content uzse

inb4 boris unpacks the entire video with his analysis

Wait wait wait!!! I remember i saw iga and petra fan pages with a cute pics from that scenes, but never caro's!!!!!!! Did i miss it? Or they were not put online????

I never saw any

>11 min video
>not a single French player
What's WTA's fucking problem?

Two polish players

Iga and Magda?

>no one pronounced tamagotchi correctly
What the frick?

You sound like you did a search...? Why and how and when?

I am as a fan try to check her /tagged/ IG page once every

You think Garcia is Spanish? She doesn't even speak it.

dolehide into the maind raw

MUMMY :3

There were pictures that Jimmy took but none of them had Caro in them. WTA also posted some but she wasn't in any either

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based Jimmy

>literally plays Nadal before Djokovic at the PREVIOUS major

sae it with me: main draw!

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BIG BRAIN TENNIS IS BACK

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I still can't believe they gave memes like Kudla and Eubanks a WC over him

based stevie j
1-6 6-0 6-0
real wta hours

t.ching chong
kudla hasnt been too bad tbqh
eubanks is affirmative action
tennis has enough non caucasians as is tyvm, any more and it would tarnish tennis' image.

Hyeon Chung will take the title

Big Dasha and Iga the qtest
Also kontaveit speaks Better English than me wtf

+++++++++++++++ACHTUNG+++++++++++++++

tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenWTA/hAlEp/default.aspx

Pw: hAlEp

tourneytopia.com/RacquetBracketUsOpenATP/Gayteepee/default.aspx
Pw: bigdasha

also, fuck tom

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this guy looks like straight busta but black

Kek

She def asking for it

based

>tfw you realize this is the last slam of the decade
Where does the time go?

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>delpo's win at USO was ten years ago

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made a new thread so the brackets are in the OP:

>cute Iga as a thread cover
>now it is some random porn slag
disappointing

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I agree that I didn't put much effort in the pic selection. But at least it is a reasonable compromise between the whole atp-wta and low budget paint meme OP debate that everyone can agree on without feeling triggered.