Saturday Games
LIVE - Adelaide Crows vs Collingwood Magpies, Adelaide Oval
7:25pm - North Melbourne Kangaroos vs Port Adelaide Power, Marvel Stadium
8:10pm - Fremantle Dockers vs Essendon Bombers, Perth Stadium
Sunday
1:10pm - Richmond Tigers vs West Coast Eagles, MCG
3:20pm - Greater Western Sydney Giants vs Western Bulldogs, GIANTS Stadium
4:40pm - Hawthorn Hawks vs Gold Coast Suns, Marvel Stadium
All times AEST
Jesus Christ is Lord
Amen
HEAVE HO UNNA
BASEDBANE TBQH LADS
who /dabloos/ here?
based and fredpilled
reckon the crows are a chance here
don't like poofter shit but like seeing seething cucktorians
is this Yea Forums?
yeah neither but it triggers both sides this way
>freelong KEKS
>Remove Cox
>Team suddenly starts playing way better
>not getting adelaide call-ins because port is playing straight after
damn, hoperfully get a few after port win tonight
for me, it's toocool and his old man giving him the belt for kicking his footy into a stack of paint cans in the garage
H O W E
O
W
E
how does howe jump so high when he's a whi*te?
Holy fuck could Chris Scott seeth any harder? What a fucking joke of a man he is.
probably a limit to how many times someone can listen to ...And Justice in a day, but my boomer neighbour is on about the 7-8th spin
What's he bitching about now?
he's aboriginal m8
Geemongs in the house tonight
Losing finals and not feeling alright
>charlie cameron didn't have any influence
>we were robbed by that out of bounds call
>we'll get you next time brisbane
How many drinks do you reckon .05 is?
JUNKTIME EDDIE!
half a drink mate, you're welcome
what a fucking bum honestly, I cannot think of a team in recent memory where a coach could walk into a club and just be gifted a hip from a team that essentially operated on it's own on the field and still competes at the highest top 8/top 4 level year after year, his recruiters should be paid more than him, he's a fucking nowhere cunt.
2 standards in the first hours and 1 every hour there after and you're supposedly fine a cop told me, BAC peaks 2 hours after your last drink then returns to whatever level it was at last drink time.
>that time specky went on a footy show because he thought the host was his real dad
>that time specky outran the police at punt road
>that time specky kicked the winning goal after the siren in the grand final
>that time specky stole the prestigious boots at gosmore
>that time specky and screamer buried the hatchet
>that time specky got offered a trial at man u
can't wait for the ninth book "specky magee and the time he found out screamer is actually bitcho"
toocool's a fucking arrogant piece of shit who bends the rules to remain "unbeaten" and "elite"
now, maxx rumble, there's a book series.
>that time maxx rumble got all his arms and legs broken and kicked the winning goal from his wheelchair
give me one good reason why maxx rumble isn't /afl/ required reading.
Who do we want to win tomorrow /bane/?
tiggers
elliott dabbing on these badelaide cows
I get autistically upset when zoomers are nostalgic about things that were released when I was in my 20s
Iggs (pies supporter)
we need bwodie gwundie
let them have their nostalgic reflection like we have ours lad, they'll be cursing the trannie nu-zoomers within a decades time like we are. This hatred of the younger gen goes back to Plato/Socrates times.
Specky Magee seems like an overachieving wanker tbqh
iggs
t. iggs supporter
>de goey, stephenson and moore to come back
Yeah, I'm thinking a flag is on the cards
How can we sleep when the pies are burning
How can we sleep while Crow's grave is rolling
How can we settle down when they've only kicked two in a row
hot take: Midnight Oil are vastly overrated, Icehouse are superior
based & ivapilled
lol
just settle down before bed
just awful taste, the only way you could convince yourself that this is true is if you are some kind of free market zombie freak and you hate all of the politics in the oils songs
hit and quit lad, a nice little 10pm one and done once the kids are in bed.
"no"
>The Chad 'The Dead Heart'
>The Virgin 'Great Southern Land'
>zoomer can't into Don't Believe Anymore
I've seen this episode already
Crows are SHIT
Fuck off with this spam at the start of every thread.
I don't understand that foxfooty ad with all the players walking across
truthie in fact most "classic" Aussie music sucks shit. I've heard the theory that this is due to the White Australia policy effectively banning jazz, blues and whatever other black music from the country from federation until the 60s
>le David Bowie B side but make it shit and Australian in the chorus
no thanks boomer cunt
>burner is firmly going up Don Pyke's clacker this week
based 5aa
>I've heard the theory that this is due to the White Australia policy effectively banning jazz, blues and whatever other black music from the country from federation until the 60s
never heard this but wouldn't put it past >us
lmao I can tell you're an irrelevant background cunt when you leave the house
Damn badelaide got absolutely BTFO
How is 5AA handling this belting?
go fuck yourself RSPCA mong, your gimmicks are shit
its a parody of a classic RSPCA advert. Should have had Caleb Daniel waddling across at the end, would have made it kino
they're afraid they're going to swear on air
season over, deplorable effort, embarrassing etc
how much did your useless degree cost you?
The Fox Footy RSPCA ad is so cute :3
youtube.com
kek decent
Could've been Eddie
>Attitudinal
never heard that word in my life desu
>marvel stadium
of course melbcucks would choose soilent marvel over chad dc
how far down can Adelaide fall down the ladder between now and next week, especially if they lose to Footscray next week?
>durrr readin iz gay
blaming it on age, no pride in >muh guernsey. The usual
about 11th, or 12th if fred have a couple of blowouts
>No SEETHE because Poort play right after and probably won't lose as embarrassingly
Any loss against >norf will be embarrassing after last week
Carlton pretty much are a lock for 16th, so if it's 11th to 16th, who won the draft swap?
Still a dumb trade but not as dumb as before, depends how that player they got last year ends up.
I think people over estimate how important first round draft picks are, there's a few nobodies in there
Pick 3 to Adelaide for Pick 8-10 and Stocker. Apparently this year is a very even draft, all depends on how Stocker ends up because Carlton are 100% trading the pick and think Adelaide is as well
the beauty of a useless degree is you can read all you like in between barista shifts
I rekon it's just a crapshoot honestly, no-one can tell how a player will develop or their body will hold up once exposed to AFL. Judd went at 3 because everyone said his shoulders were shit and Bennell was supposed to God's gift to Fred and look how that turned out.
and the band played fuck the peemongs
as the peemongs caught the flight home
but nobody cheered
they just stood and stared
and said fuck you peemongs
as they went home to GMHBA
and the band played fuck the peemongs
and chris scott still answers the call
but year after year
his coaching gets shitter
seems like there's no coaching at all
Is the likelihood that Suns are going to get a priority pick going to impact this trade, because if that's the case they're going to get picks 1 and 2, and therefore the crows would likely get pick 4, and Carlton would get pick 9-11.
Peemongs means Demons, mate.
yeah I don't get why people get so butthurt about trading that first round pick away, even when they turn out to be goats those guys take ages to develop
Great crowd at manchild stadium
woops. Geemongs? needs other amendments as well.
yeah, now that these guys are trading FUTURE first round picks it's just nonsense. Don't like the fact that they are trying to make a spectacle of the draft period in recent years. Camera's on hand to watch the shadow games with who will/won't call each other. Can see it getting worse year by year as Gil sucks BSA cock.
Priority picks are such bullshit. Right up there with giving teams more or less difficult draws based on ladder position the preceding year.
plus you can come up with high quality comebacks that don't sound like they were copied off the comments section of Andrew Bolt's blog.
>yeah, you could say I'm anti-education
I think the argument is that those degrees don't constitute a real education.
>who won the draft swap?
about even desu, looks like Carlton will still be in the top 10 and crows move up the draft order to help with the rebuild they so badly need. time will tell on the player blues got last year.
>/afl/ descending into a shit show
yeah later lads
>casuals can't handle end of season spergs
>have to announce they are leaving
don't come back, trash
I think you're reading too much into the seething rants of a deadshit tradie with a dodgy back looking into the abyss that is the future of having to continue to ruin their health for 30 more years of 5am starts and Endone abuse.
>poort
yeah but think about the 3 weeks he takes off to fuck cheap whores and sink Tiger beer in Pattaya maaaaate
>hayden ballantyne wants to play on at a different club next year
lol?
>norf score more in under 10 minutes than they did in the entire game last week
yeah, i think they're back
well at least poort is poorting
>BADELAIDE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
it's just manlet cope, he's out of his mind. This is the same cunt who wanted to get traded to West Coast. Someone would have found and run him over same as they did to that family member of his lol. He's WAFL 2's tier at best and that's a stretch.
Reckon he could get a game with Gold Coast.
Easily
>Adelaide clubs outdoing each other to be more shit is happening again
Nice
this first quarter display by Poort against a side who last week put up their worst score in 150 years is just embarrassing.
>"he's seething isn't he"
lmao you said it
Despite North's shit game last week, I genuinely think they were a decent side this year. At least well above their ladder position suggests.
They just managed to lose games they should've won.
lmao biggest throw i've ever seen
To the user/s who feared about 5AA not doing calls until after this match, never fear Poort is here
Ryder has always been absolute shit imo
I'm absolutely seething lads, Port are cooked. I want Stinkley's bald head on a pike.
Ken Shitley leaving Lycett to rot in the SA like an idiot
He still plays? wow
You mean on a Pyke
Confused as to why Lycett isn't getting a game, seemed like he was going alright.
>front on comtact
Fucking poof melbourne cucks, game is ruined
Reminder North Melbourne kicked 1 goal in the entire game last week
This.
He was, I have no idea what Stinkley isn't picking him. Had a much stronger year than ryder
>6 goals to 1
Switching to the ashes
he only looked halfway decent because he was surrounded by Essendone shitters
>Not watching Poort burn to ashes
lmao absolutely seething
holy mother of cringe
>not watching Poot burn to ashes
t. Docter Feel, ebin bigfooty sh*tposter
>beyond blue
lmao no shit
doors plus no fuss
anone watching the Fred pre-game?
Walters wife is fine as fuck, damn.
mirin that like ratio
>furiously paces back and forth in his room for 30 minutes autistically slapping himself and screetching at how btfo he is
>a-absolutely s-s-seething
>retro Fred
PTSD lad
>Commentator actually said "North are on fire"
Settle down buddy it's only an ad quote
>NORTH ARE ON FIRE
settle down buddy they've only kicked 7 goals
>tfw poort lose by 90+ and /crows/ make the 8
I'm a portfag and cricket is /comfy/
lmao you're this buttblasted
i was having tea lad
Is she white? Still yet to see an abo player with an abo wife.
>The North is on fire
>Settle dpwn they've only kicked 7 goals
>Nah some boongs went crazy in Darwin
yeah definitely white or Mediterranean complexion. I saw Jeff Farmer and his wife in a City food court, she was dardy as fuck not gonna lie, might have been a halfie.
sticking with Ryder and Ladhams against Goldy is the dumbest selection decision this year
sad, tired reply. 100% cope. Genuine projector virign material
ok m80
i hope the job search pans out
abo qts belong to the white man
settle down buddy all I did was post this line first so that you'd post the other one
kek
give it up Mr Garrett, no amount of damage control will make your band good
my psychic abilities are on fire
GET THAT FUCKING CHINK OFF THE ROOF
dunno how to feel about this
Yeah, I'm thinking this is based.
imagine being a ginger abbo. How much bullying can an individual take?
If I were a professional footballer playing in the AFL, I'd probably give Jess Mauboy a go as a celebrity 'relationship'. She's mighty fine for an abo chick.
happy for mitchie?
>reaction image relating to sports or whatever
I lol'd.
These are the posts
I had a sneaking suspicion during the week that this retro guernsey is going to throw Fred off when they try to hit a target at speed, expecting shit tier delivery by foot.
Do you mean the kids? They aren't ginger, have you got eyes?
Holy shit
2 massacres in one night, fucking 5AA is going to be glorious after this
>*be's posting*
>piesareonfire posting
grim memes tbqh
I just can't watch cric, tried the fast 20 a few years but always turned off the telly eventually. What do you like about it?
Mitch Robington is a petrol Australian too.
*be's telling /afl/ the pies are on fire*
Port will win this.
back at you, obviously ginger
he's not
>ack-tually I believe that's more auburn
Ben Brown on ELITE watch
Are you sure? Certainly acts like it tbf
Goldstein has been my best Supercoach selection. Shame it all came to nothing
this retro Fred is bring up some feelings guys not gonna lie. Some good, some SEETHING
impressive and elite
what do you think ginger means?
Fucking hell, Hawthorn could be in the 8 after this round.
settle down mate
Fuck me Norf are hard at it
>this is on you for life
jej
It's a slow, strategic and rewarding game. Makes good background noise, best to watch in bursts. 20/20 is absolute shit, dont bother. Test ceicket is a nice investment tho. Not for everyone.
have a STRONG feeling norf will >norf this up
REV EM UP
Looks like his son.
>l-look at this single image I found
this kid is a ginger, sorry you're taking being wrong so hard m8
Ginger means freckles and red hair, I don't see either
yeah it is but the zinc makes it look like abo warpaint
>Cameron out tomorrow
My bet is on fire
Ben Brown is on fire
I'm not who you're arguing with Satan but this girl is mousy brown hair at best and it's only going to darken to match her mother as she ages. Mitch is the only ginger in that photo and he's pushing it.
Cameron will kick 10 against GC next week.
Wew good investment
imagine how hard up the first settlers were to actually root gins
I swear to God if Fred bottle this for Sandi... Ballantyne is a fucking manlet shitter but Sandi. This is going to be Pav's 35oth all over again. I hope they get spat on if they lose this.
settle down buddy he's just raping the fuck out of poort badelel
>no pharmaJEWticals in their system
>gins amazed someone can make fire on demand
>months at sea looking at your mates asshole tighten while he heave ho's his guts over starboard side
can't blame them honestly, why do you think Germany went to war with Russia in the winter? To get that sweet rape pussy
Can imagine the colonialists going for a halfcast like Mauboy, but to go for a fullblood boong is just mind-boggling. Almost as mind-boggling as North's turnaround from last week in this current football game.
Reckon it's a genuine 50/50 game. This seems unreasonable.
Poort sure are shit
honestly can't see why Essendon "pride" would be a factor here. They barely play for each other let alone the club.
>5AA taking calls at half time
>"this is a rare occasion"
REV IT UP
this gon be good
kek, this isn't actually happening is it?
>we're taking calls at half time, this is a rare occasion. Do the talking for us Port fans.
>At half time
Fucks sake I went to grannies early for this, the seethe must be real
>cash out up to $106.20
North have the Peemons though
>the absolute state of unemployed methralia
REV IT UP
They just said "he's not playing next week", you might be a winner already
Imagine losing by 11 goals and going up on the ladder.
Trevor in QLD starting off strong
Revved up. Based Trevor from queensland
>"welcome to the nightmare at Marvel"
A lot of Coopers will be drunk tonight...
>months at sea looking at your mates asshole tighten while he heave ho's his guts over starboard side
top visual lad
>Lindy out of her mind
>"ring you tomorrow love"
site?
give up using the internet if you can't find it freshie
cam on 5aa take sam fackin calls
predicting ben brown to kick 9
Tarrant Thomas
sleetoids on suicide watch
Imagine leaving the premiers only to end up playing in the sanfl
Wouldn't mind him back desu.
After Gaff cucked North at 11th hour Lycett pleaded with the Iggs to match Poorts offer but they declined.
if you're pleading with a club to keep you, you're a deadshit negotiator and your agent is a mong
>Manletyne starting fights
literally all he was good for
brownGOD
H E A V E
O
>that
>a 50
lmao what the fuck
BROWN IS ELITE
umpires have been pure SHIT this entire round. AFL House needs to dish out the cash for full timers now that AFLX is gone.
It wasn't about getting a better deal. Scott and Gaff are best mates who were 100% out the door so when Gaffy pulled the plug on North at the last minute Lycett decided he wanted to stay. But since he'd already excepted Poorts offer the only way was for the Iggs to match it.
BIG BONER BROWN
looks like poort have been
*telekinetically puts sunglasses on my face*
BEN-T OVER
>letting your friends influence your career decisions
deserves to get shafted, especially when he's a ruck and old mate is a halfway decent mid
Maggot down
Based Fred dabbing on the umps
HAHAHAHA, UMPIRE GOT FUCKED
kek, ump btfo
Ben Brown 9.0 (54)
Port Adelaide 5.5 (35)
lmao fucking ump worm, put him in a body bag
umpire just been killed at the freo game, rip
wtf is wrong with dis norf side? one gole vs peelong then raking up a ton against poort
what happened
we needed a sacrifice after the shit tier umpiring this round
green maggot ran into the path of the ball and got cleaned up by a Fred player, weak dog stayed down.
>if north kick 3 more goals unanswered crows are back in the eight
Peeve Poo
sounds like a job for
B R O W N
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S
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D
wrong thread mate
then it becomes a top 7 they go out first game.
cool it with the anti-umpire remarks
lucky it's not the roastie ump
gonna have to blame video games for brown's mass murder of poort's defenders lads
fuck up green cunt
Norf better get 150+ if they're serious
>decide to check the port adelaide bigfooty board
>they're actively cheering for north to win by 100+ just so hinkley gets the sack
that's next level kek
Ok so Essendone and 8th spot won't be winning finals so really it's a top 6 this year
>frederick
*be's gaped by Ben Brown*
predicting ben brown to kick his tenth goal approximately three minutes and eighteen seconds into the final quarter
this goofy lookin niggas got 9 goals and theres still a quarter to go
What is going on in the state of Adelaide?
do port still sell those YES WE KEN t-shirts?
after tonight, rioting
>ynr that proposal to rename SA to 'Adelaide' and Adelaide to 'Adelaide Adelaide'
Goldstein on 30 disposal watch
Brown on 10 goal watch
Norf on reversing-history-to-break-history watch
based brown
B1G BEN BR0WN
Brown 10 goals, poort btfo
>5:29
only two minutes off, lads
Ben Brown: 10.0 (60)
Port Adelaide: 7.7 (49)
lmao that ump went down like a bitch
Ben Brown defeated Melbourne and Adelaide so far this week
Ben Brown > South Australia
CAM ON FRED
KICK SUM FARKIN GOALS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>poort poodepood poower
>The absolute shell shocked STATE of SA
just give it to ben brown now
feels pretty good to be basebane to be absolutely honest
>One man with curly hair defeats an entire state in one night
Top kek
*be's revveding*
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
*be's a soulless franchise*
>port are currently out of the top 8
oh nononono
This is the post.
>Doesn't get 11
>"BOOOOO"
jej
That feel when you can lose a game by 11 goals yet still sneak in to the eight because the other SA team is even more shit
>10.1
sack this shit player
>brainlets doubting Pyke's elite vision
>missing that
brown is shit, sack that curly haired fuck
>bribing port to throw the game
poort are on dire
settle down buddy they've just been gaped by ben 10
KEK
there is next to zero midfield two way running/defensive running from Fred. Without Pearce/Ryan/Wilson >we are fucking shambles. Disgusted that these mong cunts look like they won't get up for Sandilands, Ballantyne is a cunt couldn't care less.
norf on 500 disposals watch
Fuck lads, looks like the bombers are back
How can you let a team pull this off when you've got a spot in the 8 at stake kek
disposal record is 520 lads. norf on 505 with two minutes left
stringer looks like such an unlikable cunt
just saw a funny ad lol
Rev up 5AA pronto, South Aus is in shambles
514 disposals for norf lads
afltables.com
based, just based
who /top8/ here
crows reporting in
AHHAHAHAHA IT FUCKING HAPPENED LADS
How does this work if the season ends with equal percentage outside the 8?
here lad
Based
>adelaide back in the top eight by LITERALLY 0.01%
If Hawthorn thrash Fold Coast by 100+ points tomorrow will they leapfrog the other 3 teams and go in to the eight?
there's more than one decimal place
Alphabetical. So Adelaide would finish higher.
It's not equal.
Teams really planned well ahead in the 20th century
yes, unless the doggies have a better win
unfathomably based
Just need Shiggles to keep it tight and Roughead to complete the script
>megpis @ 2.36
literally free money
kek, this bloke is verging on tears!
I N S I P I D
Most points for
this bitch is just waffling, shut her up
It's actually 102.988 to 102.975
Good ol' Norf Jo(h)n chiming in to voice the elite opinion
>this old bitty on 5aa
Norf supporter sticking in the knife on 5AA
Fred since '99 here, this is the first time I've actually been embarrassed by their performance. I predicted them losing to Adelaide in that massive blowout so don't care but when you're facing a bum fuck side like Bummers with Sandi retiring and Walter's 150th on the line (fuck that rat Ballantyne, he's Scott Thornton tier) you put up this shit for 3 quarters? Grim.
Retro strip, retro performance
kek I went to school with that boundary umpire. You were always a retard, Brett Dalgliesh.
>frd
hoping the doggies get up tomorrow
How good are the Giants at their home ground?
based bummers strolling into the finals ahead of more deserving teams
Good as long as the conditions aren't Canadian
fred is on fire
Which are the more deserving teams?
9th-13th don't deserve a fucking thing. Bummers and Crows are just training cones in the first week of finals.
Memedogs are the only team who could potentially do any damage
But they'll play finals anyway.
yeah true thought about adding a Doggies caveat to my post but them thumping Bummers and then Bummers beating Fred doesn't really help my case. They are better on last week form than Bummers or Crows for sure though
legit think there's problems at Fred behind closed doors. These mong cunts are fucking useless.
their captain is a cunt, well known culture issues at fred
Not enough budding breasts to go around
>Pav, Sandi and that rat Ballantyne
this is beyond depressing, >my Fred let all 3 of them down.
Source?
kek these freds look broken
fuck, this Fred sendoff is depressing me I can't feel with this.
they need suma
Kek
>Sandi chairing that cunt ballantyne off by himself
Think I might rope up
grim
first time in my life I've been embarrassed to support Fred. fucking grim.
CARLTON
Up the fucking Bombers.
the apps and official website do stupid rounding up regarding percentage because ????
We wouldn't have survived the night if it weren't for me, wake up to another good day of m80s
fuck off dog cunt
Good night MY /afl/ and good night bane.
iggs
a shit
hot team
lol
Hawks will be in the top 8 by the end of the day
why are the tigers such favorites for today?
Off to the kino Plex to watch the battle of long tan and then to the pub for lunch and to watch the tigs iggs game
Good morning MY /afl/ family and good morning bane.
lads honestly dont believe it
yo yo yo us tiggas finna dab on dem iggles
If this doesn't get mark of the year and Ryan's one against the dees gets it instead I will riot
mccarthy had a better mark earlier this year
It wasn't under as much pressure and this has greater context potential tbqh
I don't think context should be a factor but you're right most people do. The winner is determined by fan vote right?
Bane till I die, but today I am a lifelong Tig tbqh.
>muh G
>muh wet weather specialists
>muh CHAOS BALL
>muh never leaving victoria
abbos pronounce family with a b
>fambly
Which one do you want on a cereal box? Which one would kids prefer to take when they're playing kick to kick?
The answer is obvious you Brisbane bandwagoning edgy racist retard homo.
Can't really remember, but if it was then it's still baffling how Daniher won it the other year
yeah it's a disgrace that Howe has only won it once
>ids a bigga jump
Truly the sign of a brainlet unable to understand the deeper contexts of our great game.
bad call
Now that's a good reaction image
enhance
>Germany went to war with Russia in the winter
What does /fa/ think of this?
sounds like a comfy day, i'm gonna get drunk at home and avoid my parents telling me to get a job
Ben Brown 10.1 (61) Def. Port Adelaide 8.10 (58)
these teams finished top 2 last year didnt they?
how are they only playing one game this year
UP YOU FUCKEN TIGS
>FIXture
If they played twice it would mean Richmond would have to leave Victoria and the AFL can NOT let that happen.
But we play away against the suns every year!
>Kayo keeps freezing
Shan't be continuing with this once the free trial ends.
The Eagles are on fire
Hmm
Yikes.
Jack's darling is in turmoil
settle down mate I haven't even turned on the game
>Boot In Mouth Award:
>"Melbourne are premiership contenders"
Moving to Aus next month because of work.
I'm a lifelong soccer fan but since everyone says nobody talks about it there I would like to know the basics of this AFL.
This ump can't bounce for shit
>have to learn three skills as an umpire
>cant do the main one
Based Bitchmond giving Megpis the double chance
How fucking overrated are richmond, seriously
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE UNBEATABLE AT THE G
>bitchmond
YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU TALENTLESS MEME CUNTS
what was rioli doing
On the bright side if Richmond really are this shit maybe >we stand a chance against them next week after all
please don't decapitate me or my family
how long has majack played for richmond?
was thinking the same, ridiculous
Didn't want to offend his brother
Midseason trade period.
probably your internet
>Rain coming in ~90 minutes
Rioli and Houli will be doing a rain dance at halftime, stay tuned
i haven’t seen it for a while, but I’ve noticed that some live streams are worse quality than others.
>justbin fartin
>shitwalt
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Jack seethed-off
Jack SEETHEwoldt
jack SEETHING
Is Tom Lynch the most overrated player of all time? His career has been doing fuck all up at GC when not injured and having a single okayish season playing in a recent premiership team.
lmao at that Bolton goal
It's basically just basketball except you try to kick it through the sticks instead of shoot into the hoop
>shiggs
the city of (You)
>standard contested mark
Super impressed.
big body who is soft when going for the ball.
Does Sheed know the goals aren't on the wing?
>shuey
BASED ducker
R Y A N
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N
don't like this boong manlet lads
>boong manlet
Kind of redundant.
Bad miss from aliir there.
based kara boga
paddy ryder
adam goodes
lance franklin
>harris to rioli to jetta
based abos
>cantstandya
>this is 3v4
absolutely grim
this game is great, why are you so bitter?
Looks more like 1v2
>Tigers coming back
Oh no no no.
How do you lose top of the ladder / home final position from a 30 point lead?
How do you lose a grand final from a 29 point lead?
*be's settling down*
Why don't they just play buddy, they've got nothing to lose
>I had one of my apprentices tell me, "you know, you can regrow your hair these days"... I didn't sack him
You can get sacked for saying that? Tradies sure are a bunch of insecure women
Tradies on the ropes.
Gotta say, I'm a big fan of the coaching from the bench meta this season.
everyone wants to copy big strong fagan
>Dusted
What an embarrassment
The tiges are on fire.
>West Coast dominates the first quarter
>Richmond the second
>raining in the third with no scoring
scriptwriters are trying to pull off too many things
Settle down, buddy, they're still 4 points down.
>pissgles
Looks like a massive crowd.
BASED Dusty dabbing on the nigger.
I think they may have gone too far in some places.
Dusty trying to decapitate him with that kick
what was the kara boga thinking lmao
Are the Iggles, dare I say it, shook?
>scores will be level going into the fourth quarter
how contrived
This is actually a more fierce match than Brislong
Based.
>all that work just to have iggs kick a goal at the other end
kek
how's your local team going lads
>on top after home and away season
finals are a cakewalk for us
Surely they have better players in the VFL than Majak Chol?
>clear duck
>play on
>miss
>bring it back
script is in motion
>Chol
>bring it back
>miss again
all is well
Comparable to GWS, so not bad
Dusty is a wizard confirmed
Who the FUCK is playing on Martin
Where the FUCK does Bitchmond get all these numbers from
>Tigers going to lock in a first week """"away"""" final at the MCG against Geelong
Looking forward to the drama, lads.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Rip Grimes lol
I summon draw on the cards user in attack mode
called it ladies
Does a draw fuck both of their seasons?
draw on the cards
nice TOP 8 THRILLER GOING INTO THE FINALS gil you cockhead. if this script were any more contrived you'd be writing marvel movi-
oh...
they're 3rd and 4th on the ladder mate
*2nd and 5th
it probably puts eagles first and richmond 4th which richmond wouldnt want
home finals mate
settle down mate the pies are a game ahead
still doesn't fuck their seasons
I'm talking about a top 4 spot. Turns out a draw works out for both teams, so it's an absolutely shit result.
Looking at the ladder predictor is pretty fun. Adelaide and Port going to have a shoot out on Sunday next week to decide who plays finals.
[spoiler]or SA to be cucked if Hawthorn beats Iggles.[/spoiler]
Grimes is back from the dead
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
>tipped Eagles and if they win I'm in the money in my tipping comp
>Fred supporter and want to Eagles to lose
Bros...
>iggles pissing away their lead
Grim stuff
Kennedy is so shit in the wet I'd actually drop him when it's certain to rain
Never make a tip if your heart isn't in it m8
*be's considering appearing in round 22 to rest /afl/'s blue balls*
Now this is wet footy lads
The fix is in.
Reminder this doesn't mean anything, we would've won if this wasn't played in the wet as shown by Q1.
Someone should have left the script out in the rain because this is piss-blatant
CARN THE FUCKING TIGODS
>everyone fumbling the ball
>fucking solo kicks that goal
14 points in THREE QUARTERS of Footy
kino final eight incoming, lads
love me some worst australian seethe
>14 points in THREE QUARTERS of wet weather Footy
ftfy
MIGRATE LADS
Imagine only kicking 2 goals in three quarters with a home final on the line.
OH WE'RE FROM TIGER LAND
The Meatball is on fire
No rain in second quarter and we were still dominant, sry m9
how about you uppercut yourself you absolute faggot