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Hed get countered all day
asspiss fatt
I think Paulo could heem Adensanya tbqh
Honestly the only fight im looking forward
whens the adesanya fight?
Based and heempilled
October 6th my dude
Who do you lads have? Paulo or Yoel?
I have Paulo
Yoel thinking about them sugar water gains
Pettis will beat Diaz due to Diaz's inability to check leg kicks
Yoel
His eyes are fucked
Stipe better fucking win man, this timeline cant allow dc to win
Would you?
Probably from cutting tons of water weight all the time. Don't know how he manages to cut all that weight. He's easily over 210 maybe even 220.
Whitaker fucked up his eye. Bisping, Koscheck all have the same wonky eye from a broken orbital
Stipe winning would basically force a trilogy which would be based. If he loses to dc again he won't necessarily retire, but it'd be a huge hit to his legacy. No one would call him the goat ufc hw anymore.
when is the romero vs costa fight?
I'm interested to see how Yoel and Whittaker are after two 5 round wars. People talk about the damage Whittaker took a lot, but Yoel also took a lot of damage like you mentioned. Could be a factor against Paulo. Especially since Yoel is 42.
Pettis is SHOOK
Yoel is a former olympian and probably has access to the best surgeons/drugs in the world. I think he'll be fine.
Nate is still skinny fat though
Still think it's a bad sign that Stipe came in at 230 lads. That's really light for his frame.
diaz is looking fucking yolked fucking hype for this fight
If Nate loses will he retire?
Hes practically a big lightheavy weight
For me, it's Toilet Till and The Journey of Eternal Flushing
He literally is right now. Jon walks around close to 230.
is match fixing illegal in the united states?
for example if the ufc was found to have fixed a fight could they be criminally charged for it?
finally we'll find out whos the real natty king
hes going to get sat on by that fat ass i hope he can avoid getting on his back
yes that would be a severe federal crime
Still around 20 hours, but we're getting close to another heem day
Yeah Stipe may be banking on using his jab and movement, but if DC takes him down he's going to have a hard time getting the fat ass Franklin the turtle looking motherfucker off of him
>Getting heemday vibes
DC is shorter than Pettis, yet he was still somehow a cutbabby at light heavyweight. Absolute unit of a turtle.
that would be bye bye ufc
Yes fbi has busted people for point shaving college games, Tim donaghy in nba and 1919 white Sox rigged by jew Arnold rothstein
pettis looks like a dweeb standing up to the high school bully
old man puncher. You are old man puncher
pettis is so dreamy
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Based. I'm really hype for this card.
Wut did you call me m8?
he gets heemed a lot?
Drainpipe Darnell is going down. Sleepe will be the stepping stone/substitution to Mugumbo Jones. Now that Gooby is done, this is all but confirmed.
He actually doesn't get heemed often surprisingly
Is there a more Redpilled duo than these two?
you ruined my joke
Paulo is kinda becoming my boy so I'm gunna have to go for him
>This is the current HW champ
Paulo.
I can't be a fan of Yoel after he sexually assaulted Puke.
I'm sorry bro. It still made me kek if it's any consolation. My autism just made me have to ruin it.
I forgive you bro. the joke was shit anyway
Yoel wins, but would be happy if Paulo wins as well
Based. Puke should have came out about his experience during the me too movement.
Final embedded
Based
Yoel is an absolute unit
under 2.5 or stipe
My gut says under 2.5 is safe as fuck my heart says I'd be retarded to skip stipe as underdog
yoel heems dc
JEROME WAS FUCKING ASAIAN LMAO
DUCY DICEU
*patiently waits to heem you*
How DC managed to duck yoelito all these years I'll never know
I would go under 2.5. I don't see this fight going that long even though they both came in lighter. I'm not sure who wins though. I'm leaning toward DC, but he's looking old as hell in these embeddeds.
>Kron in nate's corner
I got Nate winning by submission
Who Weidman'd his eyes like this, did Bobby do that much damage?
This fight is giving me Ngannou/Lewis vibes
>Costa
>Diaz
>Miocic
Should I parlay these three? I actually think the complete opposite will happen but I expect to be wrong.
(you) me if you saw Costa's first UFC fight
imagine if yoel just stopped taking fighting seriously after all the money he got
Yoel doesnt take fighting seriously as is, he literally does nothing for the first 2 rounds.
Costa
Diaz
DC
Just bet it, buddeh.
I'm a timetraveler and I want to help you.
Two of those three will lose
Bullies are Chads. I bet Nick pushes Pettis into a locker before they walkout
Don't you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby
This part of the embedded was really kino. Made me think Yoel will get the heem. He looked so damned focused.
No because the UFC has paid three guys to dive to Greg Hardy already.
Jon was the best ufc bully tbqh
Yes. I remember some guy on a China card got pulled from a fight cause his odds dipped sharply and they had to pull him off the fight cause the yakuzi had put lots of money on him losing
Did BT give up on that PPV shit they tried with the Jones card since it flopped?
This one and the last one are back on regular BT Sports
UFC is for entertainment purposes only
I hope DC uses his wrestling this time, no need to stand and bang at HW.
Will any fight summon the Just Bleed Gods this card?
All 3 main fights look good on paper, so they will probably end up being boring.
Diaz fights are always exciting. He's either getting his ass handed or his doing the beatdown.
DC is hit or miss and Yoel is the same
It's possible this ends up like 217 where the last three fights are based. 217 even had two normally boring fighters in Joanna and GSP in the last three fights and they were all still bangers.
Friendly reminder that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU could heem me.
:(
even my mom
Your dog could heem me
:(
>RIZIN 18 Weight in boys
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A day ago an old man was given a choice between proper 12 and a left hand ...and he took the less damaging one
Why are all the americans so fuckin stupid?
>no tenshin
That's a pass from me, b
The perfect boomer vs zoomer match up
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT god i want to heem you
Has anyone here actually tried proper 12? It can't be that bad right? It probably is though because I can't convince myself to even try it.
i tried a shot of it once at a bar, didn't taste much different from the regular piss whiskey
I’ve been mulling it over and I don’t see ngannou giving me any trouble on the feet. My grappling is more than proficient enough to stall him into the later rounds and coast to a split decision in his favor. I will however win the story of the fight, and pretty much the fight itself.
High fight iq post
Literally all wrong
Conor looks rough these days
Were you watching the weigh ins? Every american acted like an asshat. Like theyre playing into some kind of stereotype.
Who cares, fuck japan
Btw get in my gaurd sonny
you'll be unconscious when you hit the ground weeb
How else do you expect them to sell tickets
Romero v Costa
>In a very Jacare-esque fashion, Yoel goes from looking like superman one fight, to being outworked and outpaced by a young hungry lion, loses to 3rd round stoppage
Pettis v Diaz
>Pettis kicks his legs to shambles, boring decision win where nothing happens
Stipe vs DC
>Stipe was winning every exchange until he lost last time, puts on a clinic and takes a UD victory
Bet the house on it lads
Any good money picks on the prelims?
might have fucked yourself with Dobson
>Stipe was winning till he lost
What am I supposed to do until the PPV
he unironically was, and he also won the story through taking eyepokes
Henry Cejudo is based
>YouTube comment jokes
If by based you mean cringe then I agree streamable.com
Cringing at everything is one of the telltale symptoms of autism.
>which belt do you want to defend
Why does he still act like flyweight is a real division?
Cejudo was talking about how cringe he is in the lead up to 238. Even he can't help but acknowledge his cringe.
Go compile a Reddit meme video on YouTube.
It's a generic Irish whisky made by the most prolific whisky manufacturer in Ireland. It's fine. The Bud Lite of Irish whisky, if you will.
People who say it's disgusting or terrible are exaggerating and probably dishonest so keep your distance from them.
I think he was trying to get Cejudo to acknowledge it's a dead division, but Cejudo wants it to stay around so he can call himself a double champ. It isn't really a division though. It was made for mighty mouse just like women's 145 was made for cyborg.
What does triple C stand for?
it was made for Benavidez
You're right Cejudo is based and definitely not cringe youtu.be
I know I'm right, now fuck off.
Cmanlets
Cnever
Clearn
Causes Casuals (to) Cringe.
>Have division made for you
>Never become champ
The absolute state of Benavidez
Only manlets think Cejudo is based. This is an indisputable fact.
Cejudo calls himself cringe you cazzie
How excited are you for the upcoming UFC card on a scale of 1 to 5, where 1 is the lowest level of excitement and 5 is the highest level of excitement?
Maybe if you cry hard enough, you can will Henry Cejudo out of existence.
Cute
Cum
Chugger
MEMES THAT END TOMMOROW
DKEK
SHITE DIAZ
POOMERO
I'm going to have to watch this on my phone tomorrow, any advice for streams that will work on mobile? I'm counting on streambro to post his list but many of them are PC only. Honestly I could see myself paying for this one if it comes to it. I am pretty hyped for this
*inside DC's mind while Stipe is heeming him*
>NO! This can't be happening! The loser of the first fight never wins the instant rematch! Except in the case of Conor vs Nate but that was the exception that proves the rule! Stipe don't do it baby!
chuckling
these are horrible takes
5
I had a long drive recently and since didn't have shit prepared i ended up listening to Eddie on Joey Diaz's podcast. He bursted into a "mass shooting are a hoax" rant for most of the time despite the hosts trying to steer away from it.
id be like a hobo with a can of spray-paint
ripple.is
I was here live for heem day. it was really something
3.5
Based
>I state a fact
>Hey you're crying stop crying
Typical overcompensating manlet
Unrelated to the current card, so mods please delete this post if it's off-topic
Israel "The 30 Year Old Zoomer" Adesanya; how do you rate his chances against middleweight champion Robert Whittaker?
This was the cringiest faggot shit in the history of UFC
What is this heemday you speak of?
I agree with the first two I think you're spot on, but stipe wasn't winning until he lost. I still think DC takes it.
yoel would be number 1 at 205 100%
You are being emotional though. Maybe you should be Valentina's next opponent instead.
weidman's was bells palsy.
The whole promo left a big shit stain on the DC stipe rematch
costa doesn't fight well backing up.
I wouldn't mind smashing her tbqh
jesus conor looks like a coked out 40 year old. what a pillow fisted bum
Conor heems the old man in the rematch in the 2nd round.
the day of heeming
it was a big shit stain overall. wme completely jumped the shark.
Pooel will be heemed
HEEMED
how long until he gets Rockholded at middleweight and by who
test
unironically yes but the odds are dog shit so just don't bet mate
>tramp stamp
Oh no no no
why is everyone so hyped about this card? it has three good fights, two of which will probably end in a boring disaster.
Because the last three cards were slippery wet dogshit stuck between the tyres of your brand new BMX bike
you're right
you're wrong stupid chicano
unironically a nice guy painted as a bad guy.
not true, there are some decent fights other than the 3 bangers
Nate has definitely put on size in the 3 years off
Think 242 will be back on PPV
Which is ironic because it's not that great of a card, and for Khabib's first card back, it's like UFC are doing everything to demote any PPV success he could have had. It's not even airing at a normal time, no one will even know it's on because UFC usually never changes the PPV time
oh yeah, looking at past few events, none of them were really that great. but this one seems only as equally entertaining.
HEEMINDER RIZIN WILL BE ON AFTER UFC TONIGHT
HEEMINDER RIZIN WILL BE ON AFTER UFC TONIGHT
HEEMINDER RIZIN WILL BE ON AFTER UFC TONIGHT
HEEMINDER RIZIN WILL BE ON AFTER UFC TONIGHT
HEEMINDER RIZIN WILL BE ON AFTER UFC TONIGHT
NOW YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS CAN'T COMPLAIN NO ONE TOLD YOU
did you know that nate diaz is a father
>but in mother russia she would smash you
Is that for real? He's literally retarded.
>Is that for real? He's literally retarded.
women are even more retarded than him
>instant
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In the words of a great MMA fighter: "I just don't give a FOOK".
lads you better not be sleeping on Stipe
He's lean as shit for this one
You better not have forgotten
This is a honey pot they will track you do not join
it's true. He has been with this girl for years and years.
>dutchfag redditor is still spamming his gay club chat here
I remember him getting tagged in nearly every exchange in the first fight.
I want to see Pettis land that handstand scissor kick
why? it's just an absolute meme move and it's never landed effectively for him
Rogan cannot contain his sexual excitement for Romero vs Costa.
why are Reddit fags so set on trying to fix everyone ?
>Come be racist it's okay
Na b
brendan is so fucking embarrassing.
he spends this entire video repeating luke's talking points about the new ppv model and how the ufc doesn't give a fuck anymore about how popular you are and that fighters won't get big pay checks like in the past anymore. as if he researched all of that himself.
then he says shit like how nate v conor 3 won't be happening because ufc won't want to pay that money. luke then disagrees because he thinks espn would try to talk to the ufc to make it happen because that would attract a lot of viewers/buys, to which brendan responds "yeah definitely, they absolutely want it to happen."
why hasn't this shitbag been exposed yet to the point where he gets fired or something. he is so fucking retarded, it's embarrassing.
What are your bets?
Mine: Stipe KO/TKO, Diaz by decision, Romero KO/TKO
because they want to be accepted, you can smell a redditor from a fucking mile away
reminder that this dutchfag literally made a "ball busting" video and posted on reddit
He’s such a cuck kek
is barboza flushed
He already got exposed on Beige Frequency’s documentary masterpiece: I’m Not Surprised - The Brenda Schlob story.
But then Brendan ran crying to Joe Rogan like he did when Bisping was shittalking him for being an asshole, so he had Joe Rogan remove the documentary by copyright claiming it. You can't go against or speak out against Joe Rogan's comedy friends.
I thought Pettis might actually be fired up for this fight but I don't think he really is
He might just get pressured and check out of the fight then
he's just a gatekeeper tbqh, honestly amazing how he dismantled Hooker just to get ko'd by Gaethje the way he did in his next fight, there was an eye poke ok but come on dude
i was really surprised by the gathje fight. bumbozo looked amazing against hooker, it looked almost like he got paid off against gaethje.
Bet the farm on Costa.
joe might move out of california. it's over for shaub look at this reaction
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literally has the seething zoomer look
He got poked pretty bad
Also Barboza's fight IQ is questionable sometimes, Hooker kind of just let him do exactly what he wanted
Is it the day?
WHAT ABOUT THE STORE. C'MON THINK ABOUT YOUR HAPPINESS
This dude is going to get brutally knocked out. I don't understand why anyone is picking him.
My thoughts too man! I wouldn't of bet on him If I'd of thought he'd of come in so low, stupid me!
i'm 5 minutes in and i'm enjoying the documentary immensely. thank bratha.
that's true, hooker was basically a voluntary human punching bag.
I saw that, it is quite clear that Schaub wants Rogan to stay for selfish reasons. It also looked like that was clear for Rogan the way he reacted to what Schaub was saying.
>tfw no bork
Wake up old man
He would have never done that to Stipay.
DC will be big brothered in this one, it's going to be like every DC fight but roles reversed, Stipe will grind him out
if stipe gets knocked out in round 1 again, will he be the biggest mug in the ufc?
Francis chipped away at Stipe's chin, DC finished it off. Now DC is going to give that bum brain damage
The way Stipe speaks you can tell that brain damage is already present.
>more brain damage
ftfy
I can't believe Stipe actually threw enough of a hissy fit that he got a rematch immediately
basically solidifying he's never getting the title again. if he waited for dc to retire, he could have a chance.
DC wanted it also since Brock didn't get his bucks from UFC, easy money for an easy fight.
>I can't believe he's not a cuck like me saying yes to everything
You're a shame of a man.
Everything is boring until colby usman. Even with adesanya whitaker it's obvious adesanya is going to get rocked so it's all too predictable.
dont watch it then, goof!
The guy who made that is an absolute faggot and fucked in the head. Pretty sure he's a literal cuck.
His documentary on Amy Schumer was also good. You can't watch his Brenda Schlob exposé because you are a biased Schwab fan. Kick rocks nerd.
nate finna send the wheaties guy to bellator
Stipe
Pettis
Romero
Nah, he really is kind of a faggot.
>made in ireland
lul, its from sweden and is absolute shit, whiskey can.
very nice video worth a watch.
Wake up old man
It's time to wake up
Your love affair has got to go
For ten long years
For ten long years, the leaves to rake up
Slow suicide's no way to go
he wanted his title to be real,unlike faggot DC in light who didn't mind being it being paper
Hey just read your post and I appreciate your input. Iron sharpens iron. I got emotional and overreacted to YouTube comments saying his product was "paint thinner in a bottle", I'm sure it's not that bad. Cheers.
you sound like an idealistic 12 year old
run down those carpeted stairs, boy, mommy prepared the chicken tendies
I hate schuab but at least he fucks women
what's idealistic about that comment?
Someone tell joe rogan steroids arent injected by pouring semen in mouth
user won the story here desu.
Follow the thread dumbass
What are you even trying to say?
Holy kek this is awesom
Kek
>spending saturday night watching preview videos and looking through old fights on fight pass
haven't felt this way in a while lads
what fight was this
Derns child is white
Dernmark is the father
I didn't
Lineal Natty GOAT Championship
horrible mismatch, at least Borrachinha has nothing to lose
Thoughts on Yoel being unheemable due to having his neck fused?
Fucking kek. I think Yoel would appreciate this
Nice story Gaylords. I bet you guys think Costa wins as well
Is it just me or does Costa look a little shook here?
Notice the bent over posture wherein he is concealing is vital organs. A natural form of posture for someone being submissive out of fear. While at the same time, Yoel is bearing his chest wide open and shoulders and head are back and up.
crackstreams u bum
are you one of those fags that analyzes press conferences too
Romero is a scary fucker and Costa has never fought anyone on his level, he's bound to have nerves
>It's not even airing at a normal time
Jesus I wasn't aware of this. Main card is going to start at 4am our time.
Fucking UFC selling themselves out to oil sheiks
I can't wait until costa loses. It'll be a sad day in your favela. Don't get to upset though, wouldn't want to rock the foundations of your metal sheet shack.
Yoel getting smaller. That's sad...
Put a cheeky tenner on DC, Diaz and Romero, pay out will be $100
ay neber haba prollem wi ma wey
قريبا أخي
scary thought a fella like him might get in a cte inducted rage
>Jesus I wasn't aware of this
Kek that's my point
Noone will know
The fights will just happen and people will stop caring, they're not cashing in on Khabib at all and instead just ruining the PPV market. The live gate must be worth it
I put 10 pounds on Diaz by decision and I don't know why because the odds weren't even that good.
what are you crying about anyway? The good fights would start about 5 am at your time. Which is about what time you should be waking up as a normal adult. Early morning heem sounds awesome. I'd rather wake up at 5 to watch it then wait until midnight.
You aren't a NEET are you?
feeling pretty good about mine
>D-DC will l-lose (at HW)........... THIS time!!
Hungover is getting heemed
anyone have the link to heemcord?
I want to do an accumulator, but I want to win so correct answers only please.
List the winners of the main card
You won't place $800 on Diaz.
Brunson, don't bet, Yoel, Pettis, DC
You're right. I placed it on Yusuff, Romero, Diaz and DC
I picked Yoel but I'm seriously afraid Costa will brutalize him.
t. mong
it's cheeky only because of diaz, dc+pettis+yoel is free money
What did he say at the end?
Pettis got lucky vs Wonderboy, he is yet to face a challenge at 170. I see it could go either way but I gave it to Diaz because he has the size and endurance. Pettis will falter under the fury of Diaz
>he is yet to face a challenge at 170
good thing he's facing diaz then
sounds like "that way is Trump"
Fabricio 'Black Energy' Werdum
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In this picture Paige's husband wears white reebok tshirt with a print in russian letters - КЛACCИКA и BOЛК OФ ШEЙM below it.
КЛACCИКA - it's just CLASSIC.
BOЛК OФ ШEЙM - it's WALK OF SHAME spelled in cyrillics (and maybe some word play - BOЛК is WOLF in russian).
What did he mean by this? Is it because his wife is literal whore with fake boobs which she shows every time possible and who was gang raped in school (and she liked it)?
Cifers, Bermudez, Klose, Yusuff, Yoel
enjoy your money
>must be good looking
low-test beta
no wonder he got destroyed by schaub
if aspen ladd was a girl his name would be aspen lass
does anyone have an isolated gif of Dan in this?
wake up werdum its tony time
absolute madman
think of all the chop you can buy with 5 and a half bag
>Cifers
based.
needs more poke in this one
ufc fighters with the highest and lowest iq?
Hes a cuck
Ryan Hall
Nate Diaz
next question
Based and cucuypilled.
Jones is the highest, rockhold or garbradnt are the lowest.
Speaking of which when is cody coming back for another flushing?
This is some good iced tea.
the guy who drew that is a winner. beige frequency should think positively and try lifting people up instead of trying to take them down.
beige is a cuck and a libtard
based file name
nathan donald diaz by decision
thank you luca
I put 25 pounds on Diaz outright and 5 pounds on Diaz by submission.
10 pounds on a KO/TKO finish in Round 1 between Stipe and DC and put another 10 pounds on the fight going the distance. Might put money on Romero by KO/TKO as well now.
You all realize that Nate is a shit fighter and Conor was given Nate to fight because he sucks, right? Pettis obliterates Diaz. Cap this.
>37 pound weight cut
christ
Nathan Donald Diaz > Michael Johnson > Tony Ferguson > Anthony Pettis
I CAN'T MAKE THE TIME PASS ANY FASTER
I just put a combo of DC winning it by decision and Romero beating Costa on the same bet. $5 placed and if it goes my way I will win $50
MOVE FASTER M8
I CAN'T WHAT DO I DO
That'll work, actually.
Those have to be the saddest tits I've ever seen. The absolute state of this cunt.
I don't know what that is.
My faith in Stipe is pure and strong.
What is r/heem doing to kill time until the fights?
* vomits *
Can someone post streams before the cazzies come in?
Here, Nanook.
bfst.to
dubs.cc
crackstreams.com
soccerjumbotv2.me
arsesaworldgist.com
corenko.world
cyclingentertainment.stream
architana.xyz
homosports.xyz
daddylive.live
socolive.xyz
hdstreams.club
streamhd247.live
techit24.com
toptrandtv.xyz
The victor between DC and Stipe is a chancy one, could go either way. I'm confident Romero will win but are the odds worth it? 50 pound down just for 83 back..
I'm going to cut 20kgs and take over the featherweight division
Take notes needle dick vick, I'll show you how a 6'3 king of the lanklets does it
Based
When's the last time someone even won their title back in a rematch?
Joanna, Cody, Aldo, Silva, Barao, Edgar, they all lost. Was it Cain?
Any acestreams?
What are the least laggy streams? I don't mind if its low quality/not HD I just dont want it to lag really. Any links?
And fuck Brendan schaub
Stipe can't phase DC, Stipe couldn't even phase Ngannou. DC is the more versatile fighter. Stipe can't fight him like he fought Ngannou. Romero is 1.68 to Costa 2.20
it was indeed cain velasquez
Thanks fren :)
jones
Crack link above
Pettis couldn't even finish a flushed Miller
Sky bet lads 9/1 on DC/Romero both to win by KO/TKO is literally and unequivocally free money
>what are the least laggy streams
>post link so we can infiltrate them and overload the server
>so they can become laggy too
Costa has 0 losses. He won't get KOed.
today's the big game
Put ur money where ur mouth is. Lets see it big boi
TKO by body kicks and follow up punches to the side of the head
He's facing Yoel, Costa has 0 (zero) experience at that level
Why would you bet on this sport? You're just asking to lose your money when some bum knocks out the other bum.
You got a point there but I believe that costa will though through it and take it to a decision.
It's easy money, my bum don't lose.
Pooel lost TWICE to a welterweight. Natty Paulo by 1st round heem
I have a feeling he will gas hard by the middle of the second but either way it should be an exciting fight
Crackstream was lagging hard last time i used it, thanks tho
i'd HEEM your bum, bum
My time to shine bros
for fun and to punish the cazzie bookmakers
Pooel doesn't make it out of the first minute
The old mans time is over it's time for the young chad to take over
In the 2nd fight Yoel did serious damage in the last 3 rounds even wobbling him in the 4th Robert had great heart to survive through it but I bet even he was ashamed that he got dropped and manhandled so much in a 'win' whilst doing less damage of his own. Yoel 3rd 10-9 and 5th 10-8 = draw
>posting slips
is there literally anything that is more bad luck than this?
Every time I've ever posted my slip pre-fight I've lost
only arguing about who will win because you've bet on them
I guarantee you Brandon Davis will cost you your parlay.
t-there's n-no w-way pettis l-loses to an inactive stoner diaz r-right? If pettis loses, i'm never watching UFC again.
You posting your slip on the internet will not determine the outcome of a fight between two other people.
i don't but only because i waste all of my money on the daily multi-million dollar drawings because i don't care about any amount other than millions lol
depends if he fights like a brainlet swangin and bangin or just picks him apart, very real possibility he does the former
Prime Yoel flushes everyone
What match are you most excited for?
Pic related for me
He’s the one im most worried about but his value to chances ratio was too good to pass up
Here's a 33 year old Romero getting heemed by a literal turbocan
wrong
the urge to post your slip online comes from your subconscious telling you to get a second opinion on it
therefore just by posting your slip online you have already lost
Pettis was getting boxed up by charles oliveira .
>losing you dick in a pool of lactic acid
Diaz can't kick though, it's only three rounds, pettis could just spam leg kicks and spinning shit for the full 15 and win comfortably without ever throwing a punch
how many bongs?
Doesn't matter what your subconscious is telling you. The fight doesn't involve you at all. If you lose it's cause you bet on the wrong guy from the beginning.
Yoel has the Weidman eye, he came out much worse for wear. Whittaker overtrains like a moron and probably doesn’t bathe. Not enough in the 5th to call it a draw
I said prime Yoel
Main Card
Pay-per-view, 10 p.m. ET
Daniel Cormier
vs.
Stipe Miocic
– for heavyweight title
Nate Diaz vs. Anthony Pettis
Paulo Costa vs. Yoel Romero
Gabriel Benitez vs. Sodiq Yusuff
Derek Brunson vs. Ian Heinisch
Preliminary Card
ESPN, 8 p.m. ET
Devonte Smith vs. Khama Worthy
Raphael Assuncao vs. Cory Sandhagen
Christos Giagos vs. Drakkar Klose
Manny Bermudez vs. Casey Kenney
– 140-pound catchweight
Preliminary Card
UFC Fight Pass/ESPN+, 6:15 p.m. ET
Hannah Cifers vs. Jodie Esquibel
Brandon Davis vs. Kyung Ho Kang
Shana Dobson vs. Sabina Mazo
Hey, pussy, you still there?
>t. the HW division
What if it causes a ripple effect of an user betting, moving the lines, and motivating one fighter to heem the other?
Davis is a grapplelet, you'd be better off with a dog like Worthy
>oliveira can't strike
He literally outstruck Teymur who is a pure kickboxer.
Pettis was also fighting at 145. He was on the brink of death.
that's what I said you mong, it's not affecting the fight it's the fact that you alreadu know subconsciously it was a bad bet and seek validation online therefore the slip you posted will never win
Then that was done at the time of betting and definitely does motivate fighters. Posting it online for people to see isn't the issue there.
I just fear he is gonna quit when he takes the hard left, he has quit in like 3 fights now
>is there anything more bad luck than this
It's not luck. You just bet on the wrong guy cause y'blockbuster.
Wake up Yoel
Pettis is a can
Based natty god borrachinha
"BOЛК " on his shirt is a Russian transliteration of "walk", you absolute cazzie. It says "walk of shame".
Holloway destroyed him, and Poirier broke his rib. Wasn't it just against Tony?
I honestly think he's going to try and KO nate which is obviously the dumbest thing you could possibly do
That's the only reason this fight will be competetive, I'd actually slightly favour nate even
Prime Yoel flushes flushed Costa but Prime Costa flushes flushed Yoel
>broke his rib
it was his hand
Thoughts on sabina mazo winning via decision?
>WMMA
yes yes i know but still.
Pettis is a bum
trex arms?
This will happen trust me
Paulo "no known weaknesses'' , also known as ''the natty goat'' , also referred to as ''the destroyer of cubans'' will be champ by the end of Q1 2020.
Screencap this.
put it all on euromillions
He popped his rib against Pea Head you fucking retarded turbo can
Pettis is a quitter. Diaz is unheemable. Diaz wins the war by busting Pettis up and making him quit.
>Don't fall for the hype
>Costa wins by literally breaking Yoels face
Sounds pretty based to me
how many heems do you expect tonight?
not a bad prediction desu
well, Roofus stopped it because he broke his hand was broken, CAZZIE
>“That fight was so close,” Pettis said in an interview with BJPenn.com. “If I hadn’t broken my hand, I would have finished that fight.
> replies: 412
> posters: 122
>well, Roofus stopped it
Pettis tapped and the ref stopped it you fucking mong
I'm talking about the Ferguson fight you spaz
literally what the fuck do you derive from this?
I once came close to winning a million pounds in the weekly raffle, my raffle numbers were only a few thousand off kek.
Because it will be one punch that will swell yoels face up, they will keep going for a minute or until the round is over at which point the doctor will deem yoel not fit to fight. Non of these heavier weight class hype fights ever deliver.
>I'm talking about the Ferguson fight you spaz
You clearly arn't you fucking retard
All good lad I feel you.
Thawlts?
this is reddit
>Namefag
I think you are reddit lad
your reading comprehension is GADOOSHED. I'm done with you
You can get +350 on DC by KO on Pointsbet for any JerseyGods
DC by KO is safer than Pettis by KO.
cause the standard for MMA is so low
You are a turbo cazzie and got flushed
Baller
schaub was in his prime for only 1 fight
hence why he destroyed crocop
Im starting to get excited
Objective 3rd party here, the Brit is right. I can see you're trying to save face American but you and I both know you're in the wrong
Rate my OC
>British flag
go to your mental health discord
Seeth harder you name fagging discord tranny
any good mobile streams?
*opens mouth*
I really don't see pettis knocking Diaz out, he's as close to unheemable as you can get
lot of ad hominem there faggot
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
Ripple.is as usual.
diaz got a iron chin
prepare to lose money lol
Could see him getting a tko by working the leg kicks and breaking him down but in 3 rounds extremely unlikely
Who the fuck gets heemed by legkicks in a 3rd fight? Ahaha, dumbass.
Paulo will win the story of the fight
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cringe
Khama worthy is unironically a great bet. Devonte is good but he has yet to prove himself. Khama is another blacksplosive dude who is on a 4 win streak.
yeah or maybe some crazy spinning shit that lands on the temple, back or high on the head but doubtful
diaz has probably been working on checking kicks too seeing as it's everyone's gameplan against him
What's cringe about not stealing a premium product
I've become so numb. I'm not even excited for tonight.
Based
we dont care
hang yourself bitch
>mfw Paulo Costa flushes Romero in the first round
Based
>you have to pay to pay for a pay per view
Based and Danapilled
>t. namefag
HEEMED
I'm just waiting for the Izzy vs Bobby fight then I'm never watching this shit """sport""" nor coming to these threads ever again.
this, worthy has the size on his side to
you'll be back
Easy money right here boys I used to work as a data scientist at Google. I use machine learning to actually predict these things.
Why don't you just get the fuck out of here if you hate it so much, instead of coming on to complain about threads you willingly join and participate in? Nobody in here gives a fuck about you, and your absence won't be noticed. Shut the fuck up and leave already you arrogant self centered piece of shit. We'll be just fine without you.
Their names are Isreal and Robert.
Stop acting like you know them, you fucking aussie sperg.
Damn, that guy looks a lot like Nick Diaz
where the fuck is the guy with the picks?
you don't have nicknames in the uk you fucking faggot?
imagine getting so assblasted over a name
lol
Why would a man have a picture of a man in tight shorts sweating in a sauna on their computer to show other men on the internet?
Sure we do.
Fat Yankee is one for you.
dubs
and this general is filled with mentally distraught bum losers
Because if given the chance I'd like the greasy sauna sweat from his grundle
Because this is an mma thread and it's obviously full of gay men like me and you.
Why do you even bother writing this?
*lick
literally all wrong
Romero v Costa
>Romero 3rd round heem after a somewhat uneventful fight
Pettis v Diaz
>Nate 3rd round submission after Pettis gas and show once again how much of a heartlet he is
Stipe v DC
>Stipe was winning until he lost, now he will win all the way to a decision
1st for Costa is are guy
>british responses
yikes
Dumb retard is one for you.
>Sandhagen
>Klose
>Devonte
Best value
how is sandhagen good value in any sense of the word value? learn to gamble cazzie
How many bongs
jawlmawl is asian you racists
Cringe
HI JOOWMAL
The UFC wouldn't get involved in fight fixing but, there's definitely been fighters who were paid off to lose. Like Robbie was against Colby.
The combined odds and relative safety of this parlay provides the value
Dilate
>Lose bonus
Based Dana
>paying over the odds against someone like assuncao
that's a no from me dog
>closer odds for Romero vs Costa than Romero vs Whittaker 2
MMA fans confirmed to be casual idiots that fall for every hypetrain
>British niggas be like: my favourite fighter is Mr. Jones
Where does this meme come from that high T men like ugly/fat women.
as i said before MMA has the lowest standard for everything, fans, media, and user posters
He's older, plus Sandhagen is a lanklet cut baby so he's just going to coast from the outside and throw meme shit
beta males that can only get fat birds to shag them
...
I guarantee you Davis heems that gook. Every Asian besides Korean Zombie is a fucking bum.
>Everything is boring until Colby Usman
Colby Usman will at best be a boring fight and at worst put the entire arena asleep
Schaub spent most of his recent MMA podcast talking about how he doesn’t watch or give a shit about MMA.
My neck is also fused and I’ve never been KOd
ABSOLUTELY BASED
That's totally, NOT cool.
REAL and TRUE
I'm not a homosexual
>namefag doesn't have at least 5 friends
not surprised
Discord is Israeli spyware
imagine the smell, haha
Pettis is also terrible, that’s the beauty of it
He was a champ with a title defense though
Ten years ago my dick still got hard. Things change.
wasnt it a pretty bad eye poke though? I think i seen a after pic and it looked fucked up
stipe has always talked like that
When I used to watch WWE a few years ago, there were sites that would charge like $5 to watch a completely crystal clear HD stream of PPVs.
Are there any sites like this for UFC events?
anyone know of sites that charge $ to watch full HD UFC streams?
I used to have a site that charged $5-7 per PPV for 1080p with no lag but lost it :(
ufc.com
have u seen the ESPN+ streams? they're actual shit
dc
yoel
petis
Anyone thinking Diaz is going to lose by any other way than a lame ass split decision is a retard.
I hate Americans.
Lend me that faith nigel, i want him to demolish DC but that first fight cracked my faith-chin