/mlb/

Imagine losing to the angles

Dabbing on your the eww mest!!!! You guys super SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSS

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twisn desu

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Hey guys

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Aug 7, 2019

Me: Despite their recent hot streak, the Mets are never going to make the playoffs
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Me: Reasons and history
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Facts and research
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Fast forward to August 16, 2019
Me: The Mets season is over
Mets fans:

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>jints going to rob me of $500

>betting on regular season baseball
degenerate

>Bill Walton being Bill Walton on the Sox broadcast

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I can't help it the parlays are too tempting

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To be fair your
Reasons and history, evidence and data, facts and research was you repeatedly going.
>YOUR WINS CAME AGAINST THE PISS RATS WHOS AND MARLINS SO THEY DON'T COUNT

In this case it's clearly to see that you're the autistic one.

>letting the 2019 cardinals grab 1st place
embarrassing

What's wrong with the 2019 Cards? You know they have Goldy right?

Thats on me dawg

COME ON AND SLAM

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>betting on esports
beyond saving

MCSLAM
RUNS FOR THE RUNS GOD

mlb.com/video/james-mccann-hits-a-grand-slam-14-to-left-center-field-leury-garcia-scores-tim-a

hahahahahahahaha

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wow they must have one of the best lineups in baseball

White sox, you've just been listed. You'll be joining the other shitcago posters in hell.

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We already were already going there for the mitch titties in bears threads thank you very much

God bless you Inspector

I SPILLED MEAD OVER MY MECHANICAL KEYBOARD FUCK

I am drinking bottom shelf vodka, chasing it with water, and have an Amazon Basics keyboard

>Drinking Mead
Calm down there Friar Joseph

And we will rise again.

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It was A FUCKING $150 mechanical keyboard
I sent this to my friend moments before disaster. Nectar of the gods

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>you now remember vine

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Glorious.

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>not a buckling spring vintage ibm/lexmark
and nothing was lost

>They have one they call the "inspector." He doesn't even do anything. He just keeps adding people to this "list." I don't even know what list he's talking about. Go check it out.

Rank my battlestation

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comfy

what song should I use for the great scubaing?

>JORVIK
Good man.

>Lucky charms and mead
oh I'm laffin

11th INNING UPDATE REQUIRED

youtube.com/watch?v=7FkpzSQnwes

gg halos
Based gio and mcslam

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Based Centralbros

Yaz leads off with solo homer, Giants lead 10-9 1 out.

sox win lol

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you did it for the centralbros

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12th home run

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Are they just throwing bp out there?

Onions image

Why is /hoc/ on there?

apparently they've tied the all time record for home runs in a game

It's gotta be the Nationals for me.

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JUICED

BALLS

that's a fallacy!

They're one short. The record is 13, set on June 10th this year by the DBacks and Phillies.

ahhhh /hoc/..... true centralbros....I remember when I hit rock bottom with my addiction...and I needed someone to lean on... someone to set me straight,,,/hoc/ picked me up and put a hand on my shoulder... told me they believed in me,,,, told me I could be the man I wanted to be,,, as long as I posted >rags

oh my bad

Now they're not.

Reminder that the pennant chasing Mets lost to these guys
Lost big

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>bubba starling is shit
>still more fun to watch than Billy Hamilton running into the outfield wall full speed
What's your take on the Bubs there other ERG?

youtube.com/watch?v=z_NdBiLlVl8
how about this? I like the "every now and then I fall apart" part

did you guys destroy the mets guy already?

Giants or Dbacks?
One more homer wins the game. Tell me /mlb/.

I need this win bro

Mets kid's alright, he just doesn't know how to lasso in his autism. We'll beat him down until he's a dull pulp like the rest of us

...Giants

GG Sneks

Giants wjn baby!

Rbo do you remember when Sale gave up that Grand Slam to Trout? I remember it was either keep Sale in or let belly go on and try.

rip mystery hallway person

Daily reminder that beating the Mets is like winning the world series to Royals """fans"""

This reeks of marinera fan.

We can just chat if you want my attention
I'm nice

cope flyover

Trout was also the lone hit in an otherwise hitless shutout by Sale one time.

What can't Mike do?

What song are you into right now, buddybro? I'm doing this one youtube.com/watch?v=hrDCRMwoVys but only because I haven't heard a good new song in about a month

Well yeah they beat the mets to win the world series ya simp
At least Royals fans can remember the last time they won it

Win a playoff game.

Nut up.

METS
JUST LIKE OLD TIMES EH?

EHHHHHHHHH?
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?

EHHHHHH??

2015 RIGHT? GOOD TIMESSS

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>be houston

I think oakland is getting hot at the right time.

I refuse to play the video because the thumbnail pic successfully triggered me

>lastros

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by the way I posted this before
I read this post. Beating the Mets is like winning a world series to Royals fans.

Cause we won a world series. Beating the Mets.

>Asstros

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Try this one, they're almost the same song. youtube.com/watch?v=8gFXyhMZBo8

>CY SNEED
>actually sucks
What did the Astros mean by this?

#blessed

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Remember when the Mets 5 aces were supposed to win the 2015 world series?

What happened to all 5 of them?

>be houston
>lose

Ringpill me on all five aces.

HOUSTONS FUCK AND SUCK

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>"""""""Cy""""""" Sneed

youtube.com/watch?v=6hYry9F2QRM

Since Mookie, Yelich. Bellinger and Devers are already too old to catch Trout in all-time stats, which of these future superstars have a shot of replicating and perhaps surpassing Trout's career numbers?

Fernando Tatis Jr
Ronald Acuna Jr.
Juan Soto
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.

Luis Robert

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I miss Eric Hosmer bros. I hope he's happy
Royals had so much swagger there for a bit. I weep

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I've rewatched this scene many times. It's great for many different reasons, because NY Times actually went out, and met the Mets fans behind home plate for this and made this wonderful news piece. You can even if you so wanted to, listen to Audio recordings of depressed Mets fans explain how getting their hopes and dreams shattered felt. Then listen to George Brett and his Waifu make fun of them mets.

>Alec Orso
ATTENDED THE GAME WITH HIS FATHER

>“I just don’t understand how a team can beat themselves every single game in the ninth inning when you’re this close to having it, and just watching it burns your eyes.”

nytimes.com/interactive/2016/04/01/sports/baseball/ny-mets-kansas-city-royals-opener.html

None unless they get better and stay better. The latter being the most important. Every year there's a new face that people try to prop up as Trout's equal, and every subsequent year they always fall off the cliff.

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>you will never watch cain, moustakas, hosmer, gordon again
Finna vom senpai

They were all Bumgarners

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My son

>Michael Monaco

>HAD MR. MET STOP BY HIS WEDDING

“I see him going, I’m screaming, ‘Throw it home! Throw it home!’ Screaming my head off. And Duda takes the throw, steps off the bag and the minute it leaves his hand, I know it’s destined for disaster. We had this. We should be celebrating and walking out and listening to ‘Back in the New York Groove,’ but instead it turned into a disaster.”

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Cannot say anything negative about a Madbum who came out and swung his dick so hard he scared the entire Royals team
That man was a phantom. He was the bogeyman.

>Lesli Bilgor

>CRIED ON THE WAY HOME ON THE 7 TRAIN

“We were just terrified. Watching the game with hands over our eyes. The second he let go of the ball, you see him take off and you’re just like, Ohhhhhhhh nooooooooo! It was in slow motion, a really painful, really long slow motion.”

>Cried on the way home on the 7 train
>She didn't even stay to the end of the game
>WHEN HOSMER GOT THE RUN SHE WENT TO THE 7 TRAIN
>IT WAS PACKED DEAD SILENT WITH PEOPLE LIKE HER

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*slashes his way to the 2020 MVP*

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>We were just terrified.
I am absolutely terrified. This general is crazy. These guys have no remorse! Oh god someone HEL-

Debby Riegel
WAS ALSO AT GAME 5 IN 2000
“I’m a Met fan. There is a shoe that’s gonna drop. I mean there has to be. It just can’t be that easy. That’s the moment my arms went up and I think what I’m screaming is Nooooooooooo!”

>was ALSO at GAME 5 IN 2000

Ouch

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youtube.com/watch?v=o3MV8GbbIpg

Man I love revisiting the 2015 world series win of the Royals. It's a good time guys. To all you guys who have teams that recently won a world series, don't forget it.

Cherish the memories.

In 2013 it was Bryce Harper
In 2014 it was Jose Altuve
In 2015 it was Kris Bryant
in 2016 it was Mookie Betts
in 2017 it was Aaron Judge
In 2018 it was Mookie Betts again
In 2019 it was Bellinger

These Johnny come lately's are just names on paper. Trout is the Babe Ruth of the 21st century. Nobody can compete.

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2015 was Donaldson. Stole an MVP from him too.

Yeah, I was throwing back to the old meme
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/mets|mest bumgarners/

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These are the years Trout definitely should have won MVP:

2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2019

If the MLB had any intelligence, Trout would be a 6 time MVP by now. He'll only have 3 because team success is highly overblown. If you have 9 Trouts on a team they are going to wreck some shit.

Bellinger is still young enough to compete in homeruns. He only just turned 24. But that's at best. Trout still blows everyone one out of the water

The progression the last two years yelich has shown has him on par with trout this year. I haven't seen Bellinger much this year, how's his plate discipline in comparison to yelich?

I'm okay with Miggy winning in 2013. He was the better hitter by a healthy margin plus he won the triple crown.

>you have to watch miggy and albert turn into above average hitters
we can't go back bros

He's grown a lot in his discipline. Strikeouts way down, already passed last year's walk total. 81:72 k:bb ratio. His average has dropped throughout the season but that's because it's normalizing a bit imo. I can't compare to yelich since I don't watch him often, but bellinger's adjustments in the off-season have paid off massively

Albert hasn't been an above average hitter for 3 years now.

youtube.com/watch?v=a6YzVvtxoaY
I 'member seeing this when I was just a lil young boy...back on baseball tonight...them were the days yumm....made me a miggy fan for sure yum...

Too bad this can't happen anymore.

mmmm webgems o' the day yumm....

yeah I used to think about it all the time, that and the passe

Intentional walk is too rare for a new rule
Back in my day Barb would have slapped that eephus yard

who here members them ole webgems hopin your guy would get #1 mmmm...gotta love....baseball tonight....snap open an ice col' cola...get home from school... throw the ball 'gainst the wall...watch some balll...see some good plays....check out 'balltonight....watch as your fav player ends up #1 on webgems...mmmm...yum....back in the days....

And it still counts as four pitches on the card
Pike your own ass

Nice, I expect a monster career from him.Sad that it's so hard to find a consistent superstar nowadays on trout level.

Tight ball is bullshit too, smallball is fun

mmmm yes...the days...when players had to be big to hit 20 home runs....back when these shitty lil "hybrids" were as rare as fernando tatis sr...back when the big boppers could bop...back when the fast kids could steal....back when everyone aint have to do both....mmmmmm yum....them were certainly the days....nowadays the owners are like "do this do that"....let the boppers hit big!

Back in my day women had dicks and men sucked em! Sire, her highness is h*rny!

I hope so. And the dodgers better fucking lock him down long term as well

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Why aren't you watching comfy koshien basedball?

I didn't know it was on

You oughta know

Anyone know a good pistol to buy for lazy asshole home defense

get a dog instead

remington 870

super soaker

We have three dogs

*heems and mogs machado*

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train em to sicc balls

They're all rescues and too soft. I have a chihuahua mix that witnessed a legitimate strangulation murder
I want this

Why would you ever get chihuahua anything? Fuck those rats

fox4kc.com/2012/10/22/metro-man-sentenced-for-murder-of-wife/
My girlfriend's friend had to pick up the pieces of her brother murdering his wife
It's a whole thing
I got a chihuahua!

get another dog

Well i suppose that's one way to adopt a dog and no one died on your side of it too. If the dog isn't a shit then you come out on top desu

The dog is very shit and we bought him a dozen diapers because he pisses all over the house
He's a good boy, though. Lil' pissman. He's fucking energetic. I wouldn't have picked him, and I wouldn't miss him, but he's a good boy

Oh man i knew i was right the first time, fuck em. But you're a good person, putting up with his shit (piss). Keep it up.

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I mean, it's not like he eats much. The diapers are the best thing we ever did for him. He's a good boy, and the first to bark at any sound. He's tough.
Just pisses. And is the only one I know that ever saw a murder first hand. I know he was barking like crazy when it happened. I can hear the sound of a murder. Yap yap guk
Fucking wild.

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If that's all there is I guess it can't be that bad. I've never had a good experience with them, the fuckers always snap at me. Only breed that ever does.

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It took a lot of me rolling him on his back and spitting in his face before he understood that I was the one in charge. A LOT of that shit. I never hit him, you understand, I never tossed him around, but I would treat him like a big dog and roll him over on his belly.
It took -years-. I mean, years. But he finally respects me as the leader. He must be 13, 14 years old, and he learned it like five years ago.

Severe thunderstorm warning!

I always loved rolling my dogs over on their backs. I never spit on them, still fucking hilarious though. I probably would've if they were rats. At least you had a chance to mold him before it was too late.

Good boys in the gennie!

youtube.com/watch?v=DP4-PS3g8Q0&feature=youtu.be

oh this asshole does it again

perfect

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>cusb

tell me about this team, what do you think about them

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scooby doo

at least they are not the Mest?

WE ARE BACK BABY
4 IN A ROW
HOTTEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE
LET'S FUCKING GO
ALL DAY
WE ARE NUMBER ONE
HARPER HATERS WHERE YOU AT?

Still not making the playoffs.

Listen buddy, im not going to argue with you because Mallee almost ruined this team so now we have a lot of ground to cover up.

HOWEVER this ending stretch of the season will have 1 purpose even if we dont make the playoffs: to send a message to the rest of the league of what would of happened had Big Cholly been with us since the start of the season. If we do make the playoffs we are super dangerous and can beat any team, everybody will want to avoid us

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Charlie is just there until the end of the season and won’t remain and will be replaced by a shitter version of your last hitting coach since they love their analytics manger more than Charlie.

Still have no real pitching aside Nola, and the team will go full analytics after the season concludes in which you will be back to where you started, but less hype and worse than this year morale wise. And that’s a good thing!

>losestros

>not finding value, regardless of when the game is played

>parlays
>e sports
user, i...

>mest

>cusb

Rockies desu

we're coming barves

I've looked at the Nats schedule and the Braves schedule. It's doesn't look good for the Nats.

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How do you like my license plate?

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KEK

Zoomer reddit garbage

twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1162549079412527114

we need more bill walton commentating

cle v nyy gamethread

Gives whole new meaning to the word juiced balls.

>Virginia
The truest of Yankee fans

I've never actually been high before. Is this what tripping shit sounds and looks like? How they did allow this shit for professional baseball? It's almost like abstract art.

you aint seen nothin yet
twitter.com/NBCSWhiteSox/status/1162606474843107330

every Tribe fan remembers this game:

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The most iconic game in Baseball history?

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You are now remembering when Ubaldo Jimenez was good.

I miss those days

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Rocktober

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Cubs @ Pirates

Chihuahuas deserve nothing short of genocide and extinction

Based

>Rocktober
>Rockies - Padres
>ad for a June 10 game at Petco

literally gonna get the 2nd/1st WC what are you talking about

>Be David Robertson
>Have a career of being incredibly reliable
>Sign with the Phillies
>Get $23m for less than 7 innings pitched
Talk about a scam

You get the idea.

>looking through some of my old pictures
>see this

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gardner mad
gardner hit dugout roof

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I bet you won't post your favorite player in each team's history
>AL East
Adam Jones, Curt Schilling, Jorge Posada, Jorge Cantu, Roy Halladay
>AL Central
Jim Thome, Jim Thome, Magglio Ordonez, Alex Gordon, Jim Thome
>AL West
Brad Lidge, Juan Rivera, Eric Chavez, Chone Figgins, Ian Kinsler
>NL East
Tim Hudson, Josh Johnson, Mike Piazza, Cole Hamels, Livan Hernandez
>NL Central
Carlos Zambrano, Eric Davis, Ben Sheets, Freddy Sanchez, Jim Edmonds
>NL West
Curt Schilling, Dante Bichette, Jonathan Broxton(See: Pic), Brian Giles, Will Clark

>arrieta and robertson out

lmao

METS WON

Robertson hasn't pitched since April, and Arrieta was already a non player. All this does is force a move to put Eflin back in the Rotation, which is basically the same thing except the potential to throw over 90 pitches

so how many post-game 162 tiebreakers are we going to see this year, boys?

IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
>SCUBA KEK

Nice try.

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Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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>give your gf a little shove in public because she makes a wisecrack about your fucked up eye
>she doesn’t press charges or care
>some nosey stuck-up liberal cunt who has nothing to do with it makes a stink
>suspended for 15 games while LA is trying to win home field

Fuck this ridiculous shit

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>MLB announces #Dodgers Julio Urías has accepted 20-game suspension under MLB Joint Domestic Violence, Sexual Assault and Child Abuse Policy. 5 games were already served, so 15 more.
doggie doos doggie doos

Name a team no baseball player ever says they’re happy to play for

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>cusb

The White Sux.

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anybody watching the LLWS?

yeah, i like the way the new bats are working. also some of these kids play unbelievable defense holy shit

You love your meme stats. Here's a new one. True total bases. The amount of bases earned by hits, walks, and stolen bases

i like when the LLWS moms have big tits.

and yeah the defense is very impressive for being like 12

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oh those blasted doggie doos really ruffle my feathers

you're cooking with gas, user. my "bases" column is TB+BB+HBP+SB

i'd say that's a lucky dude but he works for the wilpons

Bits and pieces. How many big names were made from a kid that played during a LLWS?

>uh oh a west coast team is good, let's start suspending their players for nothings from 3 months ago
manfred gonna manfred

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my favorite unheralded great is Babe Ruth and Ted Williams

very very few. only one I know of is Todd Frazier.

Bryce Harper

tell me mike schmidt gets talked about enough by national media. go ahead

Motherfucker Willie Mays doesn't get talked about by the National Media

No all-time great athlete gets talked about in non-sports media unless it's for non-sports stuff. Even when that shithouse TMZ is spewing worthless pablum about modern athletes it's because of something uppity they said on twitter or whatever that got them thrown in jail for the 3rd time this month, not anything they did on the field/court/ice/whatever.

I hate normalfags so much.

Add micheal conforto to that list also

scubba dubba doo

Cubs
youtu.be/YpclRMptufg

>another Braves player injured until September
JUST

Scubba subba dooo

>be houston
>cheat
>lose

where are yu?

I think oakland is legit

They will lose in the 1st round

Wow

Hey now you just wait a minute there Hoss

youtube.com/user/lordgoku420
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZaPDn_pG2n4rgFsoX8o5fENLa-umjSuU

Is May May aka the relentless Reddit sent me guy the midnight trap music poster?

As occasional kpop guy, here's a gaypop trap-ish song for you my musicbro
youtube.com/watch?v=xt7rZb5zKho

Show us your team already scum

Yankees. Stay mad.

Maymay is most definitely erg. Ihave a gut feeling about this

Asstros fan is assblasted because he knows his overrated team is coming apart at the seams. Sad!

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I have analyzed the timestamps of some of the posts in his videos. He is surely a central time zone, meaning he's erg and so is maymay. This asshole just responds to himself in a fit of INSANITY!!

God bless you inspector

But what about the hint your assistant keeps giving us about Dirt?

Something tells me there is something much more sinister going on behind these scenes

This is inhuman

Seek out the one they call "Dirt". The archives are your friend. Godspeed.

Kurt from kansas city

>le roid brothers

LANCE BERKMAN

You're right, I won't

larry walker?

Who the fuck is Mike Schmidt?

you see those little markings at the bottom?
We call those words

What else should I be looking for at the bottom?

a pizza hut in the garage

Rank these four players:

Fernando Tatis Jr
Juan Soto
Ronald Acuna Jr
Vlad Guerrero Jr

>be houston
>cheat
>lose

My fucken sides when you lose to them in the ALDS.

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1. Fernando
2. Ronald
3. Vlad
4. Soto

>be houston
>play legit team
>get swept to them in 4 games
A's could be a dark horse if they can take the ALW, but that is unlikely as fuck

I see..after all this time it was really him the one..they call.... "dirt"..holds a truly magnificent clue... how could I have been so daft?

>Lastros

As of now.

1.Tatis
2. Acuña
3. Soto
4. Vlad

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>be houston
>cheat a ton
>lose a ton

ahh time to go back to the classic ahhhhh.....mmm...nothing beats a good ole simple...
>be houston
>lose

kek loseton

>be houston
>lose

so what if houston pulls a 2014 athletics?

houston pulls my dick

Best players of the 21st century

1. Trout
2. Pujols
3. Ortiz
4. A-Rod
5. Beltre
6. Bonds
7. Utley
8. Miggy
9. Cano
10. Beltran

switch trout and pujols

>Not a single pitcher makes the top 10

>doesn't even play
>#3 player
kek

also switch ortiz and arod. and bonds' elderly years in the 21st century was still better than anyone else's on that list.
>utley
>better than miggy
your really pissing me off right now
>beltran
cocksucker

I don't think my keyboard can make enough asterisks

1. Verlander
2. Halladay
3. Scherzer
4. Kershaw
5. Greinke
6. Sabathia
7. Felix
8. Lee
9. Oswalt
10. Hamels

someone >retard alert this asshole

>4 Phillies
Holy shit based Phillies

Ortiz is the most clutch hitter in postseason history. He literally turned the Red Sox curse around and built them into a dynasty.

Also, while Bonds clearly had a GOAT period from 2000-04 he was also clearly juiced out of his mind.

>Sabathia
KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Oswalt
MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!
>HAMELS
OH NO NONO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You say that as if Ortiz wasn't juiced out of his mind too

>No relievers

>He'll only have 3 because team success is highly overblown.

Team success is not overblown at all. The Angels are a shitty team with Mike Trout, they'd be a shitty team without him. You can't be the MVP if you have no real impact on your team's chances of winning a MLB World Championship.

a player who makes a 50 win team into a 60 win team is more valuable than a player who makes an 90 win team a 99 win team

BIRDS

>no santana

Acuna > Soto > Tatis > Vlad
I'm noping the fuck out on a 20 year old with back issues already. Vlad is a DH who can barely hit above league average at the moment, no thanks. Soto's the best hitter there, Acuna is better overall because of defense and playing a more valuable position.

>relievers

Is it, dare I say, our year?

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>leaving out the guy who won 3 Cy Youngs in the 2000s for the guy who won 0

me with the hat

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A healthy reminder that were it not for Santana's No hitter he would have been easily the best pitcher of the 21st century

if johan wasnt battered around as much then yes. He was a great pitcher and the no hitter wasnt the catalyst for his downfall

>1990, the year of the A's!
>1992, the year of the A's!
>2000, the year of the A's!
>2001, the year of the A's!
>2002, the year of the A's!
>2003, the year of the A's!
>2006, the year of the A's!
>2012, the year of the A's!
>2013, the year of the A's!
>2014, the year of the A's!
>2018, the year of the A's!
>2019, the year of the A's!

and a Healthy Reminder that if the Yankess lost those 27 World Series, they'd have no rings

Not to the 60 win team he ain't.

A losing season is a losing season. Making the post-season (NOT the WC play-in game) should be a pre-requisite for even being considered.

It’s cute that you left out 89

Which fanbase does this most accurately represent?

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►►94847624
>Making the post-season should be a pre-requisite
that's retarded and it cost you your (You) card

Your favorite team's fanbase

...

asstros

You in the vid

good post

Please don’t lower baseball to the retarded standards of apehoop, where yes, player success is heavily tied into team success.

Yeah, we'd totally include 1988 when talking about the dodgers futility

retard

baseball is a team sport anyway, as with hockey and football. You need every cog to work well if you want a championship

>no Ichiro

it was pretty much his last hurrah, and it probably accelerated it considering he was on and off the dl the last few years

Doggie doos

>le slap hit single nip

No thanks.

Thank God.

>doyers
>white fanbase

hello newfag

He could hit a home run whenever he wanted to though.

kek 10/10 made me reply

newfag dumbfuck

>lead-off hitter
>only had an obp above .400 once in his career

No thanks

unfortunately. He still had a storied career yet no world series ring to show for it

vocaroo.com/i/s1QkK5jDa16I

Yeah, cause why hit a home run when you can hit a single? That’s some great cucked Mariners fan logic right there.

Lmao kys
I was at SunTrust last night and half of you losers were fat neckbeards

erg is showing no mercy to the mariners fans. They're on the ground, begging for mercy, and he just keeps stomping

Would you rather go 1/5 every other game with a home run or 2 or 3/5 every single game with singles?

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This.

The launch angle revolution has made that argument look even more stupid than it was when he said it. If he could have hit the ball hard and in the air more he would have been a better hitter period.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Atlosers/

pathetic

>*loses world series*

Retard alert

I've been completely exposed...

This post stinks and I'm going to follow the scent trail to the bottom of the sewer

hey atlosers!! IIIIII GOT SOMETHIN FOR YA!!

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Give me a better list faggot without picking old dudes like Johnson and Clemens who dominated at the turn of the century for only a couple of years.

sick em aj

This.

gaytlosers kek

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LAD @ ATL

Best players of the 20th century

1. The Babe
2. The say hey kid
3. Teddy Ballgame
4. Hammerin Hank
5. Ty “hang’em high” Cobb
6. Stan the Man
7. Sweet Lou Gehrig
8. Barroid Bonds
9. Mickey’d Mantle
10. Ken “Slugfest” Griffey Jr.

Not only were the players better in the 20th century they also had cool nicknames. That’s why baseball sucks now. There is no way to market the players now. Give them fucking cool nicknames at least.

I miss this little nigga like you wouldn't believe.

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astolfo

>asstros

>Hit 86 homers
Yes that one

>Destroy the Home Run Record
>Destroy the hit record
Either way, I'm destroying DiMaggio's streak

DiMaggios streak is impossible to break and irrelevant in today’s game. Bonds record is very relevant and very possible in today’s game. I’d rather break that record.

I'm literally hitting .600 with a 162 game hitting streak and 486 hits. I've quickly become the most valuable leadoff hitter in the history of baseball

has there been a better uniform matchup in the past several years?

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those powder blue uniforms are gay

literally all of them

You become suddenly a major league pitcher with a decent skillsets and repertoire that will put you at above average level but not ch young level. However, you also have a potential career killing curse. Every 6th batter you face no matter who it is WILL hit a home run off you doesn't matter the count or what the prior or post batter did or will do. You cannot let anyone especially not your coaches know about this lest all the rest of your pitching prowess go away. How would you handle this to mitigate the effects of the curse best?

jesus get better taste you faggot

>another injury
JDIMSA

I throw 4 comically wild pitches to every 6th batter

Yeah but I got 82 dingers and all the hot girls in the world want to suck me off

You become Rob Deer, perfected. I become Ben Revere perfected

>they still homer
>Baseball world left perplexed as batters are golfing pitches in the dirt 5 feet away from the plate 400 feet

pretty much this

Clint Frazier in AAA

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the yankees should just trade him

What if you just plunk them?

>Hey champ we've looked at some film, and every 6th batter you give up a home run. What if we just, you know, intentionally walk them?

>Hey champ
are you a child?

No, my real name is Champ

Mike Trout

>even despite the new rules he still somehow hits a home run on a 0 pitch intentional walk

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Now you're getting into the literally impossible

Lousy new rules messing with my hypotheticals.

He hit in a run right after I took that

>minor league rbi
>mattering

okay, so hear me out. You have the ability to walk like Trout, hit like Cobb, and steal like Rickey. But the curse is that if you ever get on an airplane it will crash, killing everyone but you, and leaving you a vegetable for life (Your family refuses to pull the plug)

Greatest AAA player of all time.

okay, so you're the greatest slugger of all time, hitting over 900 home runs. But your curse is that you played for the Negro Leagues and the only people that will ever remember you are people who care about such an irrelevant league. How do you feel about being Josh Gibson

>Absolutely rake and quickly become the GOAT at all high school, college, minor league level
>Get a huge huge contracts
>Invest money in teleportation device placed at all parks
>Never step foot on a plane ever
Too easy

I reflect and realize Sadaharu Oh had it worse.

So you're a baseball. You're the best baseball that's ever been, but Manfred secretly juices you so you go farther

fucking cardinals lose every single time they wear that gay shit. needs to stop.

Okay so imagine that you are now suddenly an big league star player whatever position you want and you play at an all star caliber. But you are cursed with all your Yea Forums posts being made completely public and 100% traced back to you. What DO you do?

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Immediately apologize for the racist comments I made in my youth

I crey everytim ;_;

Become Josh Hader.

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Mike "the Millville Meteor" Trout
Javier "El Mago" Baez
Chris "The Condor" Sale
Cody Bellingod
Yasiel "the Wild Horse" PWEEG
Mad Max Scherzer
Vladimir "Plakata" Guerrero Jr.

There's timestamps on every post.

fuck your father
fuck you nigga
youre a PHONE

>this guy is psychotic

It's been many years since I've said the n word

I still can't believe this is real

Oh no people are gonna find out I say nigger a lot and like Asian women and the Dodgers. The horror!

First issue a public address deeply apologizing for all the stupid and hurtful things I've said. Second close said address with "And one last thing to all my adoring fans and everyone else, >cusb and doggie doos."

>to bad I'm fucking grounded nigger

christ on a stick...

I flee to Japan

it really b like dat sometimes

I take the train everywhere

Tom Glavine just said big boppers on the broadcast

Is it bad that this a legitimate fear for me even in my current mundane career?

Those are rap lyrics you morons.

Here's how it would go.
>get on my knees
>I would like to humbly apologize
>start apologizing

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Honestly how scandalous can it really be?
>Oh no a guy said things on the internet!!!!

mind posting the songs for each tweet

AS A CUBS FAN I AM SO SORRY

as a cubs fan I beg for forgiveness

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Apologize for absolutely nothing and carry on playing good baseball.

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This asshole isn't even a cubs fan and he's apologizing as one what the actual fuck?

*gets shutout by Lester*

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Aquino with another finger
Jesus Christ

have mercy PUHLEASE

You forgot
>mest

I'm a Cubs fan and I'd like to apologize to everybody here for this insensitive jackass who won't apologize. SO SORRY

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Dinger, even

shut the fuck up with apologizing on 4cha(nel)

as a cubyals I am so sorry.

god i wish that were me

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>imagine the smell

will thom brennaman ever learn to pronounce "aristides"? the world may never know

sorry I think we have a miscommunication, I'm a Phillies fan

330 Million dollars lol

>Philthie keks

AS A CUBS FAN PLEASE HAVE MERCY, BRUCE

330m !

Was 330 million dollars for one paltry walkoff when you're team is still out of a playoff spot worth it?

As a cubs fan I beg for mercy & forgiveness

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>the JUST
uh oh

Funny how language changes so much over time.

I need more webms of this madman

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these umps at the LLWS are shit. just saw a kid wrung up on ball that was real up and in.

hey someone make the new thread

He's teaching that kid real life lessons.

absolutely crushed

cubs fan here, just coming through to apologize

>Coobs

>people who are consistently shit at their jobs will lose them to automation
oh i get it

GOTIM

CRAW SLAM

who?

Corey Crawford

Arm movements are extremely stiff and robotic in some parts.

Where did the Philthie fans go? Bet they be crying in their corners since they forgot their pitchers still fucking suck against bad teams.

So when are we going to find out he's roiding?

Isn't she a robot?

Fucking Joe Rizzo from the SJ Giants is filling in and fudged the call on the radio, it was Brandon Belt, not Brandon Crawford

>methinals

kek

is anything going right for the giants this year?

probably praying to their god that is Gritty that their pitching coach gets canned after this game.

Matt Grace is fucking terrible and should have been cut weeks ago
Listen to those boos

and then the Philthies sign him for peanuts to continue to experiment the bullpen starting system.

No, she's a computer generated figure.
Everything you see is about the competency of the person composing the song, voice, figure, scenery and choreography of the video.

Compare
youtube.com/watch?v=K2rbFoQ-MOg
to
youtube.com/watch?v=h2rlNWYORII

>Lillies pitching

Ryu EXPOSED

knew ryu was a fucking fraud and was ready to collapse

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>94851863
Shoo shoo redditor

:pepega:

>MEST

Mets! Someone give me a recap, how many innings did DeGrom get through

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>We live in a timeline where /mlb/ will never do a choir for a vocaloid song.
>And outclassed by the Japanese singing in English
youtube.com/watch?v=4ve-zS8UI-8
Only a certain team that remains nameless winning the world series would make this the darkest timeline.

7. not as many K's but a still good outing

For me, it’s the ROTY Pete Alonso

Time for Edwin Diaz’s Wild Ride

you mean seth lugo?

Oh boy time for the Braves bullpen to blow another game

Have a dancing duck

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This one is actually on this shit ump

bavres

>muh umpball

kek

Hes getting another cy young

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Fuck the Brewers fuck Counsell fuck the fact that we dumped our S tier pitching coaches over the offseason fuck this gay earth.

Maybe if he wins against teams over .500 he will.

>muh ets

>go over the entirety of the plate
>he checked his swing
>no discernable strikezone all day
Hes shit

*Ahem*

This thread is now stickied and I have something important to say. I'm gonna say it....
.
.
.
.
The Brewers organization is complete and total shit.

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if there are "royals fans" and "mets fans", why wasnt a thread made?

SNY intern has been saving this one for a few games unable to use it
twitter.com/SNYtv/status/1162904882715725824

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He’s been pretty shit realistically. His strike zone is completely random and you can go all the way around and it’s not a swing.

mother of god have some respect you were 1 game away from the ws last year and are still only 1 game out

No pitching at all. Now the second worst pitching staff in the NL not counting the Rockies who don't count.

Yeah, I get it, everyone and their mother knew that it was the main issue to address and they didn't address it. You can't keep an offense that elite consistently. Hey at least you're a central bro , you still have a shot at the ploffs

Pls AcunGOD

>tfw Wade Miley was let go for free because we thought we could turn bullpen bums into elite starters
>tfw we have no starters and Miley is having a great year, though he's still only the Astros' #4

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>4.5 million

Fuck the dodgers
That is all

>shane greene
Someone put this man out of our misery

you're right, ump is shit

pic related is a strike 3 call

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new
new

Hold on, he was just using nigger in a friendly matter? I know there's the "I hate gay people" tweet, but there's nothing racist here. Not unless black people calling themselves niggers/niggas is, otherwise that would be a double standard.

Insist on being the closer

Sign the biggest contract in NPB history and take the shinkansen and ferries everywhere

Explain to my family that I'm not really gay