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DAL: Tyron Smith (back) to miss Saturday's game
LAC: Lynn noncommittal on Derwin James' status
SEA: Carroll confirms groin injury for Ziggy Ansah
DAL: Report: Amari Cooper slowed by strained heel
NYJ: Avery Williamson to miss 2019 with ACL tear
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LAC: Keenan Allen (ankle) likely to miss preseason
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>8 posts early

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>making a general 10 posts early
SHIT THREAD FOR SHIT QB

>Refreshing the frontpage upset you dont get to make your teams GENNIE first
>implying im a giants fan

Daniel Jones is a creepy looking mothefucker

Just make it at 500 posts, how hard is this

>Make thread at 500 posts
>OH NO, ME AND THE OTHER 4 TURBO AUTISTS ALL MAKE 5 NFL GENERALS
>NFL General is now split up between 3 fucking gennies with half the posters in one, and half in the other

Fuck that, it's easier to please you autists by making the general 8 posts early and posting it at exactly 500.

A creepy benchwarmer.

And then turbo autists that want to make threads super badly all start posting 10 posts early to counteract your autism. And then 15 posts. Then 20. Etc etc.

Just do it at 500 you flaming faggot. Nobody cares if multiple threads are made. The earliest one will dominate and crush the others.

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