pretending that coutinho is actually good subedition
17.08.2019 03:30pm
Dortmund : FC Augsburg
Bayer 04 Leverkusen : SC Paderborn 07
VfL Wolfsburg : 1. FC Köln
Werder Bremen : Fortuna Düsseldorf
SC Freiburg : 1. FSV Mainz 05
06:30pm
Borussia Mönchengladbach : FC Schalke 04
18.08.2019 03:30pm
Eintracht Frankfurt : 1899 Hoffenheim
06:00pm
1. FC Union Berlin : RB Leipzig
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Coutinho isn't a bad deal
>2-2
no Perišić no win
simple as
Oh yeah, that happened yesterday.
HSV edition
welt.de
>Dieser Transfer-Doppelschlag löst Bayerns großes Problem
mhmmmmm yes yes, problem solved
GET FUCKED SHAREHOLDERS BAYERN IS BACK ALREADY
hertha was a small hic up
this never happened
>Tryern
>making a new thread for no good reason
ugh
>loan a Barca flop for 20 million per season and paying him 25 million a year with a buyout option of 120 million
>buy a teenage talent who is complaining publicly about not playing enough at Gladbach
Yeah, Id say the problems just begun. Coutinho is pure class, but hes not gonna stay.
GRANATE
Rat King injured btw
yfw Barca call off the loan
At least Bayern was better than Uefalona
so tired, lads
The drawers of Berlin
>ugh
yikes
who is rat king?
Ive read between 12-20 mill and I dont think its that terrible. The buy out clause is ludacris though. Like Barca really think hes still worth 120mil at 27. Not that he was ever worth that much.
This would be VERY funny
>Brazzo: Mickaël hat seine Stärken im Ballbesitzfußball. Er hat eine hervorragende Technik, einen starken linken Fuß und eine top Mentalität.“
MIA SAN MIA
12-20 means 20 with realistically attainable boni. The real "problem" isnt the fee, its the salary. Coutinho earns 15 NET at Barca. Thats like 25 in Germany. 10 more than Lewandowski. Theyre paying Coutinho more money than they would have paid Sané.
Dirtmuslims are fucking seething about Coutinho joining Bayern lmao
>152 great games for Liverpool
>but he had a few not so good games at Barcelona hahah he's so shit!!!
He's better than anyone in Dirtmund.
Well thats assuming that they are covering all of his wages like Barca does. I was reading some article about Rummenigge not agreeing with how they do it in Spain (or something like that, dont remember). So I dont actually think they would be covering the taxes but maybe. Do clubs always need to pay the full salary when they take someone on loan?
>152 great games for Liverpool
>play 52 shit games for Barca
>He's better than anyone in Dirtmund. Well see after the season. If Kovac plays him on the left wing instead of in the centre (in favor of Müller), then hell have the same problems as James.
>Do clubs always need to pay the full salary when they take someone on loan?
No, its a completely different contract, which has to be agreed between all 3 parties. That being said, why would he move to Bayern for 1 year and earn less, if he could stay at Barca and earn more?
playing 52 "shit" games for barcelona is better than playing meh games for Gladbach
Luiz Suarez
More playing time, chance at becoming one of the main stars of a team. It wouldnt be the first time Tbdesu.
This is true but I think Barca plays more like Bayern than Liverpool do.
what do you guys think about paderborn? where will they finish?
Money becomes just a minor thing when you can't do your work. Coutinho needs to show himself to Tite to guarantee himself in the next WC. And It's a perfect time for this because you guys just started the WC mid-cycle.
in ur mum
Ich bin der Meinung, dass wir, nicht nur der FC Bayern München, sondern, wenn ich sage wir, dann die komplette Bundesliga und auch komplett Deutschland uns darüber freuen können, solch einen Topspieler hier in dieser Liga begrüßen zu können; einen Spieler, der es nicht nur in seinen Klubs bewiesen hat, sondern auch in der Nationalmannschaft.
Last place.
>ballbesitzfussball
ah yes, that’s what won them the match yesterday and against dortmund... oh wait
top of the table currently
there might be a possibility that barca pays the wages, have heard as much. but since barca and bayern are only „in principle“ in agreement (grundsätzlich einig) there is way to much room for change and speculation.
>jz 1 remis martin
>he thinks bayern under kovac is like liverpool under klop
olmo
>More playing time, chance at becoming one of the main stars of a team.
For one season? No.
i never understood why people always blame the coaches when the players arent playing great
are you an alcoholic?
you only post about stuff you drink
Bayern Hühnchen :-))))))))
shared first place :^]
Fiete Arp and his bizarro world twin Titte Fart from Bayern Hühnchen :DDDD
Remind me, frens.
WER IST WISMUT AUE
It's valid in this case though, since their entire attacking strategy seems to be crossing it to Lewandowski and hoping he does something
Aue is a club for retards
>t. seething Chemnitz-Ronny
we'll see
all kovac has to do is let coutinho play on müllers position
Probably because the coach motivates players, recognizes their strengths and weaknesses and can play them in system with a tailored role. Just throwing players into some random formation isnt a viable philosophy. Hence why Bayern is so shit right now and why under a great coach like Heynckes they were pretty good.
Wann kommt Mourinho endlich zu den Bayern?
>dropping Müller
If he does that, it won't be long before the Kovac out cries start up again
nah, müller doesn’t really have the fan support any more
In November after the Dortmund game.
>the special needs one
because klopp is a special coach. he is a motivator who can push players to greatness. kovac is painfully average.
>mfw when platz 9xxx on the dauerkartenliste
Do we know how much James got paid?
Not as much as Coutinho, I can promise you that. James joined Real as a young man from Monaco. Coutinho was a star transfer.
t. rolex kalle auf dienstreise
halp
changed frankfurt-hoffe to 2:2 btw
watching inside borussia dortmund
how can you not be a shareholder?
they all seem so nice, grounded, great team climate.
how can you still be a fan of bauern after watching the first 5 minutes?
can’t, first spieltag is always just guessing.
Not a single one is correct
Can't wait for the next episode of Inside Borussia Dortmund.
It seems to feature a MILF with a great set of juggs teaching Witsel and Alcacer german. Also this physio/medical qt seems to be in it as well. At least I think it's her.
stream for h96?
Yes.
>tfw no German mommy gf to femdom me
It's her?
>the hobo and the mong
I'd like to be inside her
I mean in comparison to his wage at Bayern. Im assuming he also took a pay cut.
Kehl is an absolute goddamn poofter
>der hals, der nacken, die brust, der bauch
She clearly wants the D.
By the time you get the standing ticket you wish you had applied for a seat
I think so but we won't know for certain until my penis is inside of her.
Michael Croissant
RESPEKTLOS
I'd fuck her if you know what I mean
BUTT
GART
What could have been
Whether its 25 or 20, its still gonna be more than Lewy. No way he goes from 25 to 15.
No one cares about mental midget fantasies jt
Go back to diutsland Jenz
You realize Bayern could be paying him 15 while Barca subsidizes the rest, richtig?
I don't know what you mean. Can you elaborate?
Milliardenschweres Vermarktungspotential sieht Hoeneß vor allem bei den Bundesliga-Rechten. „Vielleicht kommen eines Tages auch Amazon, Apple, Comcast, Disney, Google oder Netflix dazu. Das sind alles Firmen, die ihren Nutzern Inhalte zur Verfügung stellen. Wenn die den Fußball für sich entdecken, werden wir noch über ganz andere Beträge reden. Da spielt eine halbe Milliarde, eine Milliarde keine Rolle. Dann könnten wir Dimensionen erreichen, die wir uns heute noch gar nicht vorstellen können.“
Explain.
FUCK HOENEß
AND FUCK BAYERN
Surfin USA
Cant imagine these two mongs putting in ANY effort at all
top cute
>german
>ruin bundes by essentially making it a one team league
>dream of selling tv rights nobody in the world cares for
I do occasionally see a chinese kid in a bayern jersey though
Completely retarded. What does he even talking about, what good would even more money do? Have bigger banners, pay even more for the same people? There is nowhere to go from here, the financial arms race will just lead to ever bigger salaries and more expensive transfers, but the guys playing are still the same.
Jungs, ich hab grad Lachs in den Ofen gepackt und meine Hände stinken IMMERNOCH, so oft kannst du die garnicht waschen.
Will Union prosper in the top bundes?
Hallo, I am here to discuss the bundes.
How did Pavard play? I could not find many highlights of him yesterday.
Google says 12 which might be after tax but I doubt it. Even if it is after tax then Barca wouldnt be paying him 25 to begin with.
Maybe but I dont know why they just wouldnt just not pay a loan fee instead
>What does he even talking about
So cute
>you will never go shopping for a shirt of your favorite player with your gf and then later make her wear it while you pound her ass and pretend she's that player
;_;
Ah yes, the Austrian player Ashley Barnes
Sounds interesting, maybe I will get her a buyern one that says Hühnchen
I like when you wear your hair down, babe.
>Is it to hide my big neck mole?
Yeah.
yeah yeah, I meant 'is'
you saying you wouldn't pound this cutie in her summer dress?
Hallo, where's the /bundas/?
12 after taxes is roughly 18-20. I.e. More than Lewy.
You realize that the entire point of loaning him is to not have to pay his salary right?
You get your own bundas
absolutely not saying that. haha
Is Luiz made yet?
Da hat unser Diamantenauge Brazzo einen echt guten Job gemacht, einen so guten und begehrten Spieler zu holen. Coutinho ist für mich der wahre Königstransfer. Er ist auf einer Ebene wie Mbappe oder Salah und befindet sich aktuell in der Form seines Lebens. Allein vergangene Saison konnte er in LaLiga 5 Tore und 2 Vorlagen in nur 34 Spielen erzielen. Der Transfer zeigt, dass Bayern wieder ganz oben im internationalen Wettbewerb steht. Schließlich konnte man Vereine wie PSG und Tottenham im Rennen um Coutinho ausstechen. Selbst der FC Barcelona hatte keine andere Möglichkeit ihren Rekordtransfer (für 160mio gekauft) ziehen zu lassen, als die Bayern anklopften. Sowas zeigt eindeutig die Machtposition die der FC Bayern auf dem internationalen Markt immer noch ausstrahlt. Neben Coutinho konnte auch der stark umworbene Ivan Perisic verpflichtet werden. Damit hat man nun 2 internationale Top Spieler geholt, die selbstverständlich bei jedem anderem Topklub hätten spielen können, sich aber für den FCB entschieden haben. Ich bin auch froh, dass Bayern endlich wieder Spieler aus der obersten Kategorie holt und sich nicht mehr mit B oder C Lösungen zufrieden gibt. Deswegen finde ich es sehr gut, dass man Abstand zum Sané Transfer genommen hat und bei Spielern wie Dembele, Pepe oder Ziyech, die nur die B-Lösung gewesen wären, klar den Riegel vorgeschoben haben. Also insgesamt bin ich sehr zuversichtlich auf die kommenden Saison. Mit der Truppe kann Bayern vieles erreichen und ist meiner Meinung nach der klare Favorit auf den Henkelpott diese Saison. Da können sich die ganzen Engländer hinten anstellen mit Ihren Millionen. Die Engländer können Ihren TV Vertrag noch so oft erhöhen wie sie wollen und noch mehr Millionen von den Qatar Scheichs einstecken und Ihre Seele verkaufen, bis sie die Dimensionen des Festgeldkontos der Bayern erreichen. Der FC Bayern wird den europäischen Fußball auf Jahre hin dominieren. Grüße an die Hater. Wer zu letzt lacht....
>Coutinho who played 150 matches for Liverpool and scored 41 goals
>TRASH!!
>Brandt who played 160 matches for B*yer Leverk*sen and scored 30 goals
>OMFG WE ARE GOING TO WIN THE BUNDES!!
why are dortmund fans so delusional?
Where is this from, it's great
Customers trying to cope with buyer's(loaner's) remorse.
BFC Dünnamo will get promoted btw
>Allein vergangene Saison konnte er in LaLiga 5 Tore und 2 Vorlagen in nur 34 Spielen erzielen
It's obviously irony, retard
>trying to sound like a delusional customer
>yet clearly makes fun Coutinho's bad stats and only getting players from Rudi's Resterampe
He clearly lacks false flaggin skills.
Yes, but it very well could be real. You know how fucking delusional they are.
Brandt B T F O
Should have picked Bayern
Die Bank: Oelschlägel - Zagadou, Hakimi, Delaney, Dahoud, Götze, Brandt, Schmelzer, Bruun Larsen #BVBFCA
Junge I can't spreche Deutsch >_
They don't get it do they? If Bundesliga sells rights of 1 billion to netflix or google or amazon, premiere league will be able to sell theirs for 5 times as much. The problem is gonna stay the same.
imagine being Brandt
>Dirtmund ruining our NT players by benching them
I really can't grasp how people hype this Dortmund team up so much. Average Squad.
Is he a Subdwarf at least?
alle schlechter als Coutinho.
fakt
nö
coutinho is a talentless hack
not even bundes is semen slurping tier today
and bvb are full of even more talentless hacks
why did you abandon the other thread?
Cause it's a new day, duh
bündes is literally "who chokes less" league
STUTTGOAT GOATGART
BASED
A
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D
HNNNGNGNGNGNN FUCK
>2-2
Hopefully they, Hamburg and Hanover come back up
>no konferenz on soccerstreams
whew lads
>Weigl
Why?
nah, too expensive
i buy tickets for the matches i’m interested in normally, sometimes steher sometimes sitzer.
based
WENN SIE WÜSSTEN
Where is Götze
Must be annoying to not see the game and instead see fahne
FACT:
>Domestic Titles are worth nothing
>Only Title that counts is CL
>Dortmund has no realistic chance of getting the Henkelpott
>Bauern obviously even worse
Well... Nevertheless i'm hyped for the new season.
based
Bayern should get ter Stegen next
>Die „Mundo Deportivo“ nennt zu dem Deal zwischen Barcelona und Bayern eine Leihgebühr von bis zu 20 Mio. Euro. Nach der Saison könnte der FCB die Option auf einen Kauf über 120 Mio. Euro ziehen.
I know I'm late to the party but
pffffffffffffahahahahahahahahah
not annoying at all desu, it's part of the experience
i need a piss
brb guys, don't do anything stupid
Hat hier wer Brandt? Ich nicht.
*does something stupid*
>höchste Saugkraft
Saw your Mom in the Sky-Ad user.
>Bauern obviously even worse
dortcucks are getting desperate
*pays money to watch soccer match*
*Sees not the game but just a flag the whole time*
'nö'
Fahne runter!
watching inside borussia i just realised: sammer is an absolute intelligent guy. really beeindruckende persönlichkeit
Wtf Pulisick why are you not in the EPLEL thread?
Do you ever think about how your ancestors were responsible for the death of 6000000 Jews in the Holocaust and do you feel bad about it?
You should.
yeah, that’s an absolute retarded deal.
seems like they don’t have any say in the negotiations
>sammer is an absolute intelligent guy
Nobody questioned this at all. But he is an absolute dick also. His personality is disgusting, he is a pure faggot arsehole.
>muh bundes shitter better than a starter for barca
shareholder delusion reaching new heights
>*draws Hertha at home*
we are rapefugees though
your ancestors murdered 10 million native americans m8
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
also: does the konferenz not exist anymore or is soccerstreams just bad?
Looks like Bremen would be able to qualify for europe this season...
>starter
olmo
it's on edels stube
hertha had luck with their goal and got absolutely dominated
dirtfags will have a große fresse again until they lose 5-0 against bayern like last season
livetv
.sx
>*needs a penalty to draw against a "lucky" team*
customers mentally ill as usual
>muh ballbesitzfussball
>muh domination
>muh statistics
really helped against bvb and hertha :^]
Yes hello I am here
Yes yes, hello
moin
JUST
#dominatefordomino
Nah,my ancestors came from Europe after that shit
Where are Götze, Brandt and Bürki?
Koln is winning today 2-1. Digits confirm
on the bench
they're obviously not going to do that.
so they're going to be at the exact same place next summer.
köln lose 1-3 confirmed
OH NO NO NO
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Wieso?
here we go
Welp, this season is gonna be no different
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>really helped against bvb
it sure did
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>our year la
>it's a Dortmund give the other team a head start season
It's over. Congratulations to Bayern Munich! Boy was this a thrilling season.
era of the bull
kek
reminds me of klopps last season where they always conceded in the first 5
remember: dortmund only performs if the last season was shit
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BUY BUY BUY
PAGGO :DDDD
Classic bundes
Holy shit will this be a goalfest like last season?
Dortmund match looking like the stock market right now
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best match
very unterhaltsam
don't be negative
would be funny if she had glowing drops on her face haha
dortmund goalfest incoming
I bet on Wolfsburg on the recommendation of my friend who follows bundes. How fucked am I?
not the worst bet
3rd best team in the league atm
>he is called Kevin
BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY BAILEY
True football experts know that Bruno Labbadia was the secret to their success
Because he is so schön.
> Bild
>Eggestein
literally the best source for all things football and politics related
>neverkusen
>Jeffrey Eggestein
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
sick goal by Arnold tbqh
another blown shot
hallo und guten morgen!
and are you watching Wolfsburg?
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ngl lie boys, I missed Dortmund's weekly footy kino
no for me its bvb
same
right at the goalie
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vai toma no cu paderborn
No
>Renato Sanches has been fined 10,000 euros by Niko Kovač after his angry statement last night.
>Kovač spoke to his players this morning, told them he had turned a blind eye to the critics against him and the lineup last year, but not anymore now [Bild]
>NEVERKUSEN
As is the case, he who plays Dominik Kohr, wins.
source?
>neverkusen
>neverkusen
>wendell
haha gib ihm Nico
already at 1.84 goals per game
thats a red and penalty against leverkusen. goal and yellow is wrong
not even the first game is over and hazard is already a fraud
Fuck Kovac umgemezs
>2 from Paderborn
what if leverkusen played an actual team?
reus cant catch a break
>he doesnt watch the Konferenz™
l
o
l
Baumgart looks like a typical Mitten im Leben-Asi
love him
paderborn has a strong attack
he looks like the average D-Junioren coach
schieB ma 0n paar tore hier jz
>augsburg already parking it
fucking nigger
>do you feel in charge?
>parking it
i hope theres no woman at the wheel
KEK
KEKed
342-----1
someone got a good konferenz stream?
Nice meme formation, no wonder it's raining goals here
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Every single season
Can't win against garbage clubs
>brämen
insider tip: unironically bet all your savings on wolfsburg winning the league
I put my faith into Bremen for my kicker team. Don't let me down
no way this is real
I mean that volkswagen money has to deliver at some point right?
you need more pacy mubumbus
not sure about Toprak but Klaasen and Rashica are probably really good picks
based
>savings
Frick off boomer
>everyone struggling
who can stop the Bulls?
ugh
Ebola
holy shit lelverkusen defence is so terrible that i feel bad for hradecky
Better?
>Ürdingen lose 3-0
I thought they wanted to get promoted this season?
no GRANATE but a KABINEN-KNALL
oh no
Welcome to Boszball
The only reason he could have for sperging out at Kovac right now is him playing Müller still, like, at all ever. But that won't be it.
based and colorful
>that dentist ad
she could get the Oral D from me if you know what I mean
youtube.com
Is this the same theme they use in Germany or is it just for Fox broadcasts?
>Mbabu is the whitest player
huh
Ngubu 11 semi related
Paderborn are a fun team to watch with their suicide tactics. Even during last season in the second division their matches always end up like 3-5. 6-2, 6-0 or 1-5
da haben die dortmuslims wohl zu früh die schnauze aufgerissen :D
Thinking it's the same
kovac is an utter retard and menschlich ne katastrophe
Paderborn to be wild
same
Is that Mehmet Scholl in blackface? (bottom right)
divas already running to ulli and kalle those tattletales
comfy
Can somebody explain to me why someone not from Bavaria would support Bayern?
I mean we also have bandwagoners but Bayern are just huge cunts.
kek'd
doesn't look remotely similar
Yes. Paderboom will be a fun team to watch
glory hunters support bayern
hipsters support bvb and st. pauli
they win a lot
people like winning to get away from their miserable lives in this hellhole of a country
you’re faceblind. if i were you i would get myself checked. might have severe autism
Sell Alario to any Italian or Spanish team please
Hipsters follow American sports.
based paderbundes continuing where they left off in best /bundes/
>Dusselhausen and VW lead the table with a 1-0
meme league
it was about Kovac using the subs this late in the game
>schmelle
LOL
Kimmich of all people lel
>Bender ded
tuuut tuuut
explain me this: the dortmund game is a typical example of a good team struggling against a parked bus, you see this every match day in every league. why do coaches never adapt after HT and do something like copying the opponent and park the bus themselves or similar changes?
TOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT
because the opponent still wouldn't all out attack and you only weaken yourself doing that
good teams usually waste the few chances they get
why is dortmund playing so shit guys?
>X. Schlager
>plays for the Wolfsburg X's
>Mainz match is a snoozefest
typical
WERDER
yeah this was only an example, but i am sure you could do other things. maybe provoke fouls, more long distance shots etc.
habit
Wer der Werder Fan ist, werd' erklärt.
RÜSSELDORF
TORÖÖÖÖÖÖ
still getting the rust off
>provoke fouls
that's what the dirty Polack did yesterday
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it's Sancho really elite or just another bundes meme?
>Sancho
Diese gut.
where can I watch it live, guys?
when will sancho be sold and what club to for what amount?
id say winter break for 150m to barca.
tja ja, da guckste jetzt nä
>
footybites
Real in two seasons
In the past I'd say Buyern. But they are slacking recently.
>in two seasons
no way he will play for dortmund next season if they are not in the CL finals and meister at least. probably not even then because of shekels.
the tv
Missed Pulisic
Wolff Fuss is an absolute bandwagon shit
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based Reus
yeah now the dose is open and this will end 6-1
was ein dummer hund im tor
why is Weghorst so good
Чyдoвий жapт
>Rolls Roice
>buyern
>buying class A target players anymore
oh nononononono
buyern is struggling to get even 2nd choice. bundes is not attractive at all.
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STOP IT ITS ALREADY DEAD!
Al CACER
why not?
Fresse Tobi.
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lmao paco cant even shoot properly hahaha he wanted to shoot on the complete other side
augsburg goalie is a class 1 volleyballer
that was quick
>le two shots on goal and three goals man
>rausburg
>augsburg fan sein
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shit i already fapped :(
where are the webms
spieltäglicher reminder
>Hon hon hon hon you didn't doubt me, did you Spee?
>Schwemen
absolute state
...
LOOK AT THIS BITCH WITH HER TITS OUT LIKE IT'S NOTHING!!!1
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!1
Fuck this shit, fuck the bundes
>jew. Club
hehe
coole Neid Tabelle
>bre"""""""""""""""men""""""""""""
why is bremen so shit bros :(
my cutie werder girl will be sad all weekend
cup draw 2moro
yes yes, very exciting
>share of the interviewed, that don't like the jew Club/ hate it
what is exciting about some woman pulling balls out of a vase and then reading names?
VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND
VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND
ERA OF THE PILL
It's exciting if she's cute
How many Disney Infinity figurines do you own Yea Forums?
Metze isn't a woman
ironically
Give us the Schale already
jesus, what a virgin...
also fuck niggers
Is this the average Düsseldorf fan?
he didn't lie
so who will win bundes? dortmund or leverkusen?
He's a Dortmund fan, no?
Wolfsburg
zero because my room has too much stuff already
thats a retarded roid ape
liar
Superior Badibilder coming through.
>mfw dortmund will have a 9p lead again and still lose again
no this is
I only know 1 or 2 "songs" and he mentioned Düsseldorf a few times so I just assumed he lives there/is a fan
voll des Viech ey
Was für ein Baddibilder alder
DELED
looks like it
he was born there
In the beginning, yes, I wanted to play football
My philosophy was, we want to win the game
You have to master the game
You have to get the ball
You also need top technique
Obviously you also need game intelligence
You need time
You also need money to do that, as well as physical potential
Everyone says your mental state is very important
However, to achieve that mental state you need players who can run above anything else
Who can run?
Who can run, you understand?
To say he is in a great mental state but he can’t run back and forth isn’t helpful
And if in a team you have a player who doesn’t come back to play defense you don’t have a team
You don’t have a team
You asked me about my philosophy
You can play football, but you need a team
A real team
And then, you can fight a war
If you have that
If you have that
drachen babymen, fuck off
Flair? More like Fett
Pack Alcacer looks older than Aduriz
man ey warum ist der stream abgekackt alter -.-
Voll die Seuche ey
hispanic women age like wine, hispanic men age like milk
I thought Farid Bang and Fler had beef. What happend?
Sachs mir ins Xsicht
no seriously. everyone has a habit of throwing all their junk in my room. I even have some strange elephant pillow in here that someone bought at aldi I think
Throw away all the ugly shit on your fireplace
>auf geht's [team name] kämpfen und siegen
is there a more npc chant
Absolute unit
Freiburg broke the sleeping spell
Dusseldorf is based af
based Freiburg
dont know i dont follow either of them, i just googled "farid bang dortmund"
>MainZzZ
based
>Freiburg doesn't have a single ngubu
Are they racist? Someone call the police
kayfabe m8
falling asleep over here rn
I only know because he bullied Götze on social media during a Dortmund match and BILD wrote about it
why do you think Streich is virtue signaling so hard?
...
BASED Freiburg
pls get relegated Mainz
>Schmid
shades of LCIM
>success makes people jealous
wow what a revelation
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>Augsburg
How are they still in the Bundesliga
BRANDTgefährlich
BOAH
O
A
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odd
they just keep piling it on
That's what you get for parking the bus
Not for much longer if they continue playing like in this match and in the Pokal
BOAH
HAB
ICH
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What is Augsburg even doing?
What is this shit?
Sancho is shit
Übergewicht
>dortmund first game at home yet again
>dortmund first 3 (!) games against relegation tier cannon fodder
good job rauball, good job
man dummels ey wann geht die pille endlich rein^^
last year they walloped Leipzig 4-1
doesn't mean jack
4 goals average per game. Based Bundes.
remember when Augsburg lost 8:1 in Wolfsburg on the last matchday last seaon?
LOOKING AT COCK INSTEAD OF THE OCEAN OR THE HORIZON THE WHORE!!1
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKINNNG WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEE!!!1
But Augsburg was their kryptonite...
FUCKING NIGGER ALREADY MISSED TWO EASY GOLOS
Augsburg is eternal.
>that nutshot
rip that Paderbundes player's benis
Is Jadon Sancho the best player under 20 in the world?
^geisteskrank
Kek
Wolfsburg > Dortmund confirmed
>clean sheet until 80th minute
>concedes three goals
Why does fantasy football hate me so
What do you need that for, Dude?
lol ok sure
>Gegenüber "Sport1" bemängelt Sanches: "Das ist keine gute Situation für mich. Es ist zum zweiten Mal, dass ich zu einem anderen Verein will. Aber man lässt mich nicht gehen. Fünf Minuten sind nicht genug für mich."
>Bayern-Boss Karl-Heinz Rummenigge antwortete mittlerweile mit deutlichen Worten auf den offensiven Wechselwunsch des jungen Mittelfeldspielers: "Es ist nicht angebracht, wenn man nach dem ersten oder zweiten Spiel gleich erbost davonläuft. Er tut gut daran, Ruhe zu geben. Er wird noch seine Chancen kriegen, wir sind alle von ihm überzeugt."
>Zudem soll eine interne Strafe gegen Sanches ausgesprochen worden sein, wie die "Bild" berichtet, muss der 21-Jährige 10.000 Euro in die Vereinskasse blechen.
Him and Mbappe are the players you'll hear about for the next 15 years
Die drei Stufen des Sex
felix is
amazing
you're truly the pinnacle of humor
lmao based terodde
>be shit
>WHY AM I NOT PLAYING !!!!!!
its this thing I believe
*lach* das zeig ich gleich meinen kollegen
But muh good preseason
Move out
>muh global warming
>19°C Höchsttemperatur in the middle of August
>Paderboring
he's not asking for playtime but to be sold kek
>Falling for the climahoax
heh
Are you buckled up for Lucien's Wild Ride, /bundes/?
he's asking for playtime so he can get sold
Good.
Felix has about 1/2 season of world class performance
>weather
>climate
pick one
Could be a easier match if Bosz fixed the defense and this fucking NIGGER didn't miss so many goals
But glad >we got the 3 points, in previous season a good start is what made us lose the CL and maybe a title run
>Buyern
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Huh, we won? This early in the season? I'm not used to this
>freiburg second
absolute state of our shit league
but he's literally saying "they promised that I can move". it's not his fault that Bayern need every shitter they can get to fill a bench.
now im just waiting until i can >schalke post
>falling for it
Alright, what is next?
>Schalke
Oh
middle aged women pick both all the time whenever it's getting above 30°C and nobody complains
Post your feet
rate hazard this game from 0 to 10
muh offtopic /pol/shit!
>drinking the coolaid
left one looks like my ex gf
>temperatures are /pol/ now
this is your "brain" on durchfall
7
>Boateng über geplatzte Eintracht-Rückkehr: „Serie A besser als die Bundesliga“
this minus 1 for the most retarded corner kick in history
>I rate Werder
will never not be kringel
what nigger are you talking about? bailey?
I will post it on a new thread
Is this the Leipzig everyone is talking about?
their best club is better than our best club so he's not wrong
yes
Any autist wanna tell us what the xG values for the Bayern and Dortmund games were?
over 4 goals per game
i can accept this
understat.com
2.7 for Dortmund, 2.53 for Bayern
What a joke. Does Bayern's xG include the refball they receive in every game?
Cheers luv
yes
the pen accounts for 0.76xG
juve isn't better than even current trümmerhaufen bayern. and historically erst recht nicht. also serie ass already fell behind us in the uefa rankings. the only argument you could give at this point is saying ronaldo plays there, so that's that.
Reus no
>Juventus isnt better than Bayern
Easy on the crack.
Embolo to dab on >schalke
Handing out an ⅃
neu
Benes hehe
Top Breel
bayern outplayed juve hard in 2016
and juve had a good team for their standards then
I was going to say I expected Thuram or Plea to start over him, but if Rose is just going to decide to start all three
wer ist die fiqqhure?
yes yes
EINS KANN MIR KEINER NEHMEN
UND DAS IST DER HASS AUF WERDER BREMEN
How mad are you right now, Bremenanon faggot ?
Remember last season when you said you were gonna play in the Champions League?
HAHAHAHaHAAHHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHH
Discopumper vs Strongman
Bonmann and Wein also fit good in between
Rüsseltastisch, hope you hug it good :3