/heem/

streamable.com/tm3o2
How big is DC's cock that he whipped it out as a power move to Stipe? I want an erect guess and a flaccid guess

At least you got the Stipe fight right

They both know it's going to be a war this time. Probably a more wrestling heavy approach from both.

Prime Schaub would fluff Ngannou.

i just had a grim thought, what if stipe loses?

Champ Shit Only

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Exposed as a can crusher

they are training hard b, both probably want to be lighter/quicker and prepared for a long fight

Kind of what I thought. But it's an interesting caveat regardless

BPS wins the rothwell rematch

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>those timestampd
BIG Yikes

Masvidal wins the rematch against Assuncao

To that guy asking what fighters do when they retire, there are people out there that would pay decent money for an ex-UFC personal trainer/nutritionist. The experience they have accrued in the UFC is very lucrative as long as they aren’t an addict like Charles Bennett, many of them also open their own gyms.

I think they're both losing mass to age. It also takes a lot of eating to be at their weight when you train like them and since they're both close to retirement they're probably losing the motivation to eat 24/7. There's also a chance that DC is slimming down to try to fight at LHW again. The idea they're both slimming down for 5 rounds doesn't make sense to me because they both have ko power and HW fights rarely go five. It's mostly age and being close to retirement.

Stipe isn't close to retirement lol.

>Get belt stolen from you
>Slice and dice your way through the division
>still no title fight
How long until Tony heems Dana?

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Nobody asked you, fool.

It's because he refused to fight at 209

stipe subs dc

Daniel Cormier
Nate Diaz
Yoel Romero
Sodiq Yusuff
Derek Brunson

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Rude

Its probably best for Cormiers back if he lost 15-20lbs. He's coming off a serious back injury

He sure as hell looks like it. 230 is LHW weight. There's no advantage to being that weight at HW when you're 6'4. 240 at 6'4 is already thin for a HW. Cain and Fedor were 240, but neither was 6'4. Stipe looks like he's lost muscle.

Imagine actually saving pictures of a random persons infant

Maybe he felt sluggish in the first fight and he wants to match DC's quickness; Did you consider that?

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Picking all the favorites, brave play blue lips

Why is Colby ducking Edwards?

Someone fucking answer me on DC's hawg size NOW

Heinisch was the favorite until sharp cash came in

What is the people main's event tomorrow?
[spoiler]for me it's Hannah Cipher[/spoiler]

i just copied phil mackenzie's picks didn't know they were the favourites i literally dont watch mma

You can catch a glimpse of it either at the Rumble rematch or Jon rematch weigh ins

DC weighed in at 251 vs. Lewis. It's all intentional caz, learn how the fight game works kid.

Yikes imagine unironically cheering for a cancrusher fight ducker

What the hell that is really gay

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
'Cause I'd miss my check
And I don't want to miss any more

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I know right?
Who cheers for Khabib anyways

hawlg*

...

Imagine being afraid of Smalloway

Imma take a budlight break, one

Ahhhhh, ahhhhh

I just came down from the high of my life
I just, I just came down from the high of my life
See us popping champagne, we could do it all night
And if everything gone bad we gon' make it alright
How you expecting awards when you ain't put in work
And I just got off the phone, yeah with my realtor
And I've been eating so good that bitch my belly broke
And I might cop that Mulsanne cause bitch that Bentley talk
Put that sauce on that bitch real quick
Put that ice on that wrist real slick
Girl I know you know my wallet's real thick
And I'm wondering, wondering what you're drinking

I just came down from the high of my life
I just, I just came down from the high of my life
See us popping champagne, we could do it all night
And if everything gone bad we gon' make it alright

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Top tier psychological warfare.

Heeminder that sleep is bullshit

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Fuuuuuuck

Umm....who are these people?

>starts 5 hours after 241

Coral got banned for 3 days for talking about meeting up at a bar to watch the fights. Meanwhile child molesters are posting pictures of children and talking about how hot they are in /fs/.

Now DC weighs 236. Thanks for bringing up an irrelevant measurement.

In the future people will not remember the fights you didn't take

Khabib ducked aldo

I FUCKING HATE STAYING UP TILL 5:30AM TO WATCH THESE FUCKING FIGHTS, WHY CAN'T DANA MAKE IT EU FRIENDLY, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Cejudo ducked the Monkey God

I just checked and there's no glimpse

If I had to stay up that late to watch fights live regularly, I wouldnt follow this """""sport""""""

REDDIT
SHIT
ONLY

why dont you just wake up early

>It's another "straight" black guy does something extremely homosexual episode

Just watch it in the morning retard

Forgot about this, fuck bros. I missed most of ONE this morning so I must redeem myself

Didnt the ppvs used to come on an hour earlier? Or was it an hour later? I think they used to start at 6pm pacific

He's 36 and went a whole year without fighting anyone else. He has one foot out the door.

Has the UFC done a card in a Balkan state yet?

Anthony Armand "Tony" Ferguson Padilla

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Brehs

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Croatia few years ago

and miss out on yelling HEEM SLEEPY in live threads? no way

Reminder that old man strength is the best base for mma

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Truly the people's champ.

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Give me a good streaming website lads

i don't want the karate meme to end bros... but there is no way she isn't getting sheemed by jedgayshit

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HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BEING A FUCKING LOSER CRIMINAL AND PAY FOR THEM LIKE A DECENT HUMAN BEING?

Crackstreams
Buffstreams

Get adblock
Ripple-is used to be good but i cant even use their site without it redirecting to a random download

Based

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JJ is at the point in her career where she could lose to anybody

espn.com/plus

pettis looked shook bet the farm on diaz

Better not show these to Farhan Mehmood

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There are no laws where I live kek
Thanks

What if Pettis lands the showtime kick and Diaz goes to sleep?

Diaz was twice his size and fucking broad compared to how he used to fight. Dude's looking lethal.

BRAP

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Bisping is quite literally the worst fighter of all time. He lost to Silva, Leites, Chael, Kennedy and every real competition he's ever fought. He will always be remembered as the can crusher he is. I'm glad Belfort murdered him on live television. Seriously, who the fuck did bispshit even beat? Rockhold? yeah that sure is something, ROCKHOLD is a CAN. He beat CB Dolloway, an old man Dan Henderson and a fucking vietcong I can't even pronounce the name. His only achievement will be producing a dime piece daughter which I will bang after I HEEM him.

You surely need a suscription for that one

He couldn't even heem Bendo with it

Knocked him down though. At 170 he'll have more power

Champ shit.

Calm down anderson

the point he's making is that at heavyweight you choose your weight based on the matchup, dumbfuck.

Have you guys ever been shook before?

I agree but I disagree. Waterson is decent as far as wmma goes but Joanna is still miles ahead and has a good amount of size on her. The #momchamp meme is over

At least three times

He beat Anderson. Get over it. And he beat Rockhold who was the MW champ at the time regardless of how you feel about him.

CHAMP SHIT WHAT?

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As a kid. Then I promised to myself, never again.

Just take nappys like a spaniard, bucko.

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neither bumson or diaz are favorites

wtf lads I just looked at the rest of the 242 card and it's not up to much is it?

Early Prelims look poor. Prelims are just OK. Did I get memed on hard? What fights should I be looking forward to?

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Endurance build over Strength bro. They're planning for 5 rounds.

Why did he weigh more the first time he fought Stipe? DC was fat against Lewis because he didn't take him seriously. Now he's older and even has grays on his beard. He's weighing less because if his age and wear and tear. He was originally planning on retiring at 40.

Yeah, gf called me when I was at work once and said that she started a fire in my kitchen and that the fire department was on the way. No damage done, she should've just closed the oven door. Shook because i couldn't do anything about it and I could've lost my home.

Don't get shook otherwise, my job is in emergency management.

unironically none. It will be a shit card

242 is only hyped up because of Khabib

he weighs less for the purpose of cardio and speed.

this is how it is now

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The main event retard

Islam should be good.

Once when a woman made advancements towards me. The only thing that got me unshook was watching highlights of my favorite fighter colby covington.

SHIT I MEANT 241

Although 242 is poor too

Why would DC plan for 5 rounds now, but not in the first fight?

assuncao ending the sandhagen meme

I'm shook for my boy Costa tbfwy

It's a vehicle to push regional talent, so if you are a caz like me you might see some interesting new fighters. I'm looking forward to seeing Blaydes murdering an old anti-Semitic stereotype but I'm really just watching in case one of the headliners gets injured and Tony steps in. Fuck the prelims.

241 is a meme. Just yoel, DC, and stipe heeming some cans.

Bro what the fuck more do you want? The main card is great. Prelims and early prelims are for prospects and cans to get heem'd by prospects.

241 looks fucking great

>DC and Stipe heeming some cans
What?

After fight brawl.

Don't worry, it will be painless

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Looking for the quick KO, they're big guys for you.

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streamable.com/l71am

>having a giant vagina for a bellybutton
absolute chad

Yoelito please no

>world's most impressive natural bodybuilder is a 42 year old mma guy

Based

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>DC and stipe heeming some cans

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MMA guys are bodybuilders. They can't fight.

>natural

every time i see this, its living proof of the roastie theory. You dont get a pussy and asshole like that from genetics, /ourhope/ got pounded on the regular, probably a borderline nympho

Nate Diaz is huge

How is that proof?

Yoel and Paulo are natty gods

More like Cope Solo amirite?

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Damn my apologies. I've been busy thinking who wins DC vs Stipe when in reality it will be a double heem. 200 iq prediction.

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he actually did look really good at the weigh-ins

they have the bigger names, therefore making them caz favorites

let me guess. Colby fan?

Oh for sure my guy. If those holes were fighters they'd have chuck lidell tier CTE from all the heeming

so the BBC meme is true?

she's known to be a drunken retard and also known to fuck n*ggers, so yeah everything checks out

Her asshole is so stretched she probably can't even hold in her farts. They probably just fly out sounding like a deflating balloon completely out of her control.

holy shit look at young overeem

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Fuck you

No, having watched thousands of hours of amateur interracial porn I can verify that indeed not every negroid has a large penis

he's about to eat some horse meat

woahh what the fuck. Isn't >she like 16 or something?

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lol what i've found on the old hdd

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no he's been 18 since october

Pettis is fucked guys

Nate looked big and he wont give him space to memekick

Wtf? Why is this obvious transvestite talking to this black guy and it looks like a tv show?

oh thank god

What are some good fights on the 241 prelims I should look forward to then?
Main card is great, I was just talking about prelims.

That's the only fight really

Nah it's not like Tferg where he will suffocating him. Nate will keep constant pressure, but he also stays on the outside to box. He can def get meme kicked.
Hopefully we get some sick jits from both instead.

welcome to kosher cable tv

just chillax and enjoy some boypuss

see blacks are gay

would you rather

eat or

bang
(not the black guy you cucks)

Non answers get heemed by ngannou

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Cunt what a gay bet

that kinektic jiu jitsu thing is on in 30 mins. Can't wait to see anthony smif get bulldozed.

>everybody thinking pettis will win by headkick or some memekick
>he hasn’t get a kick finish in ages

why people are so retard

cannot fuck that boy thing so hope's pooper it is

Manny vs Kenney will be good, both are good prospects, Devonte vs khama will be a KO, Klose will KO a bum, assuncao vs cory is basically a contender fight. They're all good fights on paper.

the tranny has a butthole too

That's the easiest question in the world. Obviously eat that bitches pussy.

I would definitely eat the shit out of Hope Solo's asshole and huff all her farts in the process tbqh

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gotte eat her butt too

you know they actually take some scrapes of the anus to make up the clitoris because it's self lubricating?
so whenever you "go down" on your tranny gf, you're literally eating man ass

Do trannys actually have vaginas? Like do they actually have a hole you can put your dick in besides the asshole? I always thought they just got it chopped off and that was that. Do they get periods too?

>Daniel "DC" Cormier
>Sergio "SP" Pettis
>Diego "DB" Brandao
>Jorge "JG" Gurgel

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you're having sex with a man no matter what so I don't think a little butthole tissue is stopping anyone

google it

they have a literal hole that they have to stick a dildo in every day to "dilate" it. It's a literal open wound so the body tries to close it naturally because that's what your body does. This disgusting process oft produces some bloody discharge - which trannies call their "period" to make it sound cute and not absolutely horrifying.

did anybody save Megan Olivis tweet where she was running next to Yoel on the treadmill?

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Stop talking about it faggot.

All trannies deserve 2 bullets in the back their heads

Did she delete it? I cannot imagine why

that's cool but you need the animated version

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So Fight Pass doesn't have the ESPN stuff too. Fuck ESPN. At least Fox still let the Fox cards be replays on Fight Pass.

Science has gone too far that should be illegal

You don't really mean that, do you?

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the man asked and I answered
perhaps YOU are the one who shouldn't be here

Whats weird is Dana White Contender Series is on espn+ not fight pass.

Soon

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I mean it sincerely. Them, those who encourage them, and those who perform the surgeries/prescribe the drugs all deserve death

have sex

I didn't have a problem with trannys until I realized how far scientist are going to make them look like girls. It's not right bros. It's intentionally misleading. They should be forced to alert all potential partners they have had sex changes. Now I'm thinking about all the girls I've been with to think if any of them were fucking trannys. It's not right bros.

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you wouldn't have to think too long or hard about it lol.

Closing the tab now and going to my cuckjob. Laters nerds.

i disagree

why would you waste an extra bullet on these things?

I'll try to get the next tinder girl I'm with to let me take pics, just for you

it's /heem/, they're all being contrarian faggots because diaz is loldudeweed guy.

Amanda Nunes vs Jared Fogle is the money fight

just do what I do lad, put a blindfold on them, tell them not to move then whip out your phone (on silent of course) and put that work in

thanks senpai
anything on the early prelims?

Alright that's good at least. I just never understood the "dilate" meme until now. It's just so gross to me.

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What do bookies think of me.

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People are saying Pettis will win because of leg kicks you cazzie

every day we stray further from God

I am a degenerate who smokes copious amounts of weed and I do not like Diaz

look into it. literally

I like watching hannah Cifers fight, other than that, not really.

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-team-grappling-kinektic-1/

Kinektic starting now. Chael is going to grapple with anthony smith

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in all fairness Im just pretending to be retarded

I also dropped a fiver on +1603 for this, I get 84 bucks if it hits, Devonte Smith is anchoring it (not pictured)

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tanks for the update, forgot

>Would you rather fuck a woman or a man pretending to be a woman?
I'm guessing you're gay but I'm gonna go with the woman senpai

DIMES

>chris lytle is in this
what the fuck?

brazilians are obsessed with ass and its disgusting

prime smif subs chael

>tenk yu gawd for gib me de opportunit chu heem paulo

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Max would NEVER do this.

>here's my anecdotal evidence lol checkmate
neck yourself dummy

did you guys see Yancy's comments on the Max incident?

this looks like a vaping contest

No, enlighten me?

>half the guys are basically limping out to the stage
what the fuck

Tons of people smoke weed on heem it's more to do with Diaz not fighting for 3 years and his last fight was a loss to Canor where he got knocked down 3 times

that's a lot of bets user

SEETHING natecuck
/heem/ is /showtime/

lads I only drink coffee on saturdays and it makes me extremely horny, what gives?

AMAZING lighting from Kinektic

my friends
>UFC early prelims
23:30 UK/17:30 EST/00:30 Euro
>UFC prelims
01:00 UK/20:00 EST/02:00 Euro
>UFC main
03:00 UK/22:00 EST/04:00 Euro
>Rizin 17
06:00 UK/01:00 EST/07:00 Euro

We're going to have 12 hours of continuous MMA.
Make sure you adjust your sleeping patterns appropriately.

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coping brainlet

paige sounds like such a slut, imagine her screaming while fucking her from behind

Based or cringe?

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What do you have against bunda my dude?

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it's because your father drank coffee and you have some repressed memories about him

Its all technically one. Its the first time im betting on sports other than horse racing.

seethe

I'm sorry I actually just made that up. he didn't say anything about it

can't deny those trips. I am disappointed in my beta father to be fair

based Craig Jones finna dab on these fools

10-9 Chael

cringe

Cringe. Chael lost when they both fought head to head.

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FUCK jon and FUCK jonfags

looks like the beginning of some gay blacked scene

Who are the Mushstralians picking for tomorrow? I want to cash out while I can

is this the competition lighting?

M A D
A
D

beta

looks like a porn set

Our tv is pretty degenerate.

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one of those creepy german ones

He may do it to show his opponents how small it is so they realize he's capable of cutting way more weight than them

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lmao that was fast

i missed the tappy, shit stream

how this uppity nog can talk shit after fucking up his life, a pregnant woman's life and his "legacy" is beyond me. niggers really are that stupid with zero forethought I guess.

based Giles, that was quick.

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prime lola is a double champ easily. she's got all the tools, definitely a more effective fighter under pride rules though

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What the absolute fuck? What show was this? So glad I cut cable that shit is awful. Imagine paying to watch this shit with commercials.

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post webms nerds

yeah the stream is shit trash, looking for another

>I am forgotten...

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Hype

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did you see what he got him with?

Found a new one, hopefully not as laggy

wiz1.net/channel14?61612516

Based. She would just BRAP all her opponents into submission.

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Heel hook I believe, holy fuck he just got another one

2 heel hooks in a row, this man is unstoppable

google newmfx, it's a real fight promotion not scripted pussy shit like the UFC

>watching shit jit su instead of CFFC

damn your stream is like 2 and a half minutes ahead

>2 heel hooks from Giles

Aussies working everyone into a shoot

This is a more current one

wiz1.net/channel14?61612516

why not watch both?

KEK now am armbar

Giles GOD

AMERICA

NO FOGAY JESUS

lmao this dude has taken out 3 people in a row, what a madman

AND A THIRD HEEL HOOK FUCKING LOL

WHO CAN STOP US LADS

4 IN A ROW. HE IS ABOUT TO DESTROY THE WHOLE FUCKING TEAM

AUSGODS ON TEAM ALL KILL WATCH

brutal

where do I get a brazilian brap queen gf

4 heel hooks and an armbar to all kill a team 5-0
dominant AusGOD

Imagine getting starched by 1 man and he's not even the best one on the team lmao

wait chael and smith aren't even going to grapple? what the fuck

they just can't compete with the z-guard and leg game

Brazil, Florida, California, Massachusetts

h-heem?

How can I slurp enough semen so that this sport becomes enjoayble for me?

Rate my walkout song
youtube.com/watch?v=SBbvl35O1t8

you need to actually STOP slurping semen for awhile, that'll make the massive amounts of semen ejaculated seem more palatable

>gooby exposed again
>Nate about to be exposed again

Doesn't look like Nate has cut any weight at all, he is one skinny nigga. Usman looking like a Wakandan nigger Sargeant whilst Nate at the same height looking like a chemotherapy'd gibbon

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You can watch ESPN+ stuff with a VPN on Fight Pass. Log out, clear cache, switch to Singapore and log back in. You can disconnect VPN once logged in. It's a pain in the ass, but possible.

>porn lighting
>ass grabbing
>Porn angles

Why chael

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Nate has always been a skinny fat cutbabby. There are people who have been saying he looks "big" now, but he's still the same skinny lanky dude. He's always relied on his length more than his strength.

what? pettis and diaz are both cans, this is widely acknowledged and there is nothing to expose here. pettis has been fighting like shit since USADA era and quits on the stool regularly, nate doesn't check leg kicks and barely has a .500 record.

Pettis isn't a can you dolt, and that was only one fight

Reminder Nate Diaz is 9-9 in his last 18 fights and went down a weight class because Rory Macdonald was too big for him

Any streams? Poorfag checking in.

Excellent durability
Excellent bjj
Excellent boxing

Nate is the GOAT

Anal penis isn't a good fighter imho

>pettis has been fighting like shit since USADA era and quits on the stool regularly

Imagine being this persnickety of a fight fan. Imagine just making up lies and downlplaying elite fighters like pettis just because you're used to Yea Forums contrarianism. IMAGINE being a faggot

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pettis quit on the stool twice in the last two years and he takes two fights a year. do the math, brainlet.

You're are mom persnickety lmoa

>twice
Name them both then you dumbass

Rewatch faggot, Poop Goofus stopped the fight

now i've got the pettis roufus sport nuthuggers seething at the reality of their parlays.

Too bad he can't touch the belt

Habib is a faggot he will dodge Tony.

DC loses without the eye pokes.

Anyone else from the DC area? Luke Thomas and Chad Dukes are gonna have some sort of live meetup Dec 6th before UCF on ESPN 7 in DC on Dec 7th. Claudia Gadelha is on that card. If anyone's interested, can meetup with others from /heem/ and meet Luke Thomas, Chad Dukes and/or meetup at Capital One arena and try to get a whiff of Gadelha's asshole together.

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>i'll just pretend i was being a silly troll lmao

got me, bud

Sportsurge.net

imagine having this as your rebuttal for defending a can quitting on the stool.

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>reality of their parlays
>trolling
>reality
there are levels to comprehension that you just don't have the capacity to achieve

How can a fighter look this hot, though? I'd do anything to bury my face in her beautiful ass. Shame she's a dyke, we'll never see leaked nudes.

WHOA BUDDY, you want to meet up with fellow fight fans from heem? Reported this off-topic post for illegal content.

>Anyone else from the DC area?
you mean Lafayette?
haha just joking

Roastie is caused by birth control. Look into it.

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I don't know how you think this works but that's not it, boi

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Imagine the smell

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my gf is on birth control and she's the first IRL girl I've fudged with a non roaster

Couldn't answer me because you realized you're full of shit.
Pathetic obsessed argumentive turbo-manlet. Seethe more.

>first IRL girl I've fudged with a non roaster
grim lad, I've never had a roastie in my life not even one that was close and I've fucked a few known whores (regular girls)

Yes, we can all get called disgusting and toxic together by Luke Thomas when he hears there are members of the chan clan in the room.

Stream link plz?

Andrade>>>>>>>>Clawja
Also Lipski and Ribas are the qtest of the hues. Would literally let them both use me for a seat all day every day

I think it's the female version of a lil pecka because I've mostly been with nerdo girls

wiz1.net/channel14?61612516

Her voice is busted from the roids but I'm pretty sure she still loves the D the way she was panting like a dog over T City's pictures.

i'm not doing your homework for you, cazzie dumbass.

just one big parley? gl

Usman is a cutbabby and is most likely on EPO also. Cutbabbys usually have terrible cardio.

>this manlet coping already in Kinetic

I unironically stopped caring about my cock when I realized girls were just as insecure about their flaps (along with literally everything else). Also Costa is heeming Yoel

Why this nigga's hairline so disgusting?

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Exposed.
Just like Nate in less than 24 hours.

She's literally perfect

there is a slight possibility that some of the schaub memes have been altered in photoshop

love how the mong got roasted for making fun of that stripper named "Cinnamon"

>people call you a "comedian"
>you named your kid "Tiger" bruh

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Based

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your boy has a 4-5 record the last 3 years, i'm sure he'll be doing a lot of "exposing" tomorrow.

>"appreciate me for my skills you sexist pigs, I"m not an object"
>get naked at any opportunity

why do they do this?

Anyone live in Boca Raton, Florida and want to meet up to watch the ufc fights?

They can't help it. It's etched into their ovaries. Women unironically think about sex more than men.

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>implying jessica (or amanda for that matter as she's also a hue lesbian champ who posts naked pics) says that type of thing
throw shev in there too. throw whoever in there. that's something you never really hear from anyone tbqh

No

That's the real redpill. If only we realized it at 14, We'd have slayed gash forever

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You have an 0-1 record in backing up your claims, so your opinion doesn't mean much.
Shut up and watch. You're embarrassing yourself.

>It's etched into their ovaries
starting to believe this more and more, they literally know deep down they have to get naked to show off their "fertility" to acquire male resources. Women are property inshallah.

I didn't imply that any fighter has said that just that the social commentary and reality are poles apart. Maybe it's just the obese roasties who haven't felt the touch of a man in years, or ever think they need to come to these women's defense.

holy 7s

sherdog.com/fighter/Anthony-Pettis-26627#!

if we go back 4 or 5 years, it gets even worse.

is there anything heem-related on right now

es jay dubyooisms like that never come up in mma unless Cuck Thomas brings it up. MMA is a pure sport, A nice sport, A comfy sport. please leave it alone

i dont think it's that deep bro
especially on that particular thing because the women themselves know sex sells to an audience of mongoloids who watch and cheer for people simulating deathmatches in a cage

That's not even my argument you ignoramus. You said Pettis quit on the stool twice. I asked you to name both incidents, and you couldn't. You still can't.
Just stop, leave the discussion for the big boys. It's clear you can't handle this.

>USADA announces partnership with UFC in 2015
>pettis goes on an immediate 3 fight skid
yeah but he's totally a good fighter and not a can, guys.

>backpedals
lmao just seethe my guy

it might have perhaps had something to do with the competition, 3 decisions with a split. pettis is actually quite, dare i say, unflushed compared to a lot of other welterweights

I want to love you

PYC

Pretty young Coral

You need some lovin

TLC

Tender lovin care

Heeminder that diaz nuthuggers are the worst fanboys of all time and people just forgot because he has been laying low.

I can't wait for all these cazzie youtube comments, shitheads in the crowd booing pettis, and retard weedlmaos on /heem/ to simultaneously be absolutely BTFO tomorrow. I'm looking forward to it more than any other aftermath from the card desu

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One time I told a girl she had an "innie" pussy as a joke (you know her lips were on the inside or whatever) and the bitch got so mad I had no idea they were so self conscious about their pussies I thought I was complimenting the hoe. She got over it though.

OK, I'll stop replying. You win little guy, okay?
Next time don't spout incorrect shit.

>eddie alvarez
>edson barboza
>RDA
yeah super tough competition good point

looks like you've accepted the cope, i feel good for you. hope you make it out okay.

>name both incidents
Tony
Dustin
>Inb4 b-but t-technically h-he didn't LITERALLY quit while sitting on the stool

How many title defenses does Nate have? Or even just title wins?

how many USADA verified title wins does pettis have? how many USADA verified title losses?

He wasn't on the stool.

those were some pretty good title-contending fighters at the time

Tony and Dustin are both better than Nate and fight different than Nate

>RDA and Eddie aren't good
Oh yeah my bad I forgot, anyone that's lost once in their career is le flushed bum xD

USADA didn't come around until 2015. That's like discounting all of GSPs title defenses because he was never tested by usada.

yeah eddie alvarez is a total munster
>nate beat michael johnson
>michael johnson beat tony
mma math
THE COPE IS STRONG

Eddie and RDA are both former champs lol

I don't like Cro Cop tbqh. I was always more of a Fedor guy personally.

ive never had my small dick size preventing me from scoring, its usually oh idk, being an ugly social autist and everything

dick size is first chad problems

nope. with GSP it's different. we don't have USADA and non-USADA matches to compare with. with pettis, we absolutely do.

I didn't do mma math you brainlet. I said Dustin and Tony fight different than Nate, which is obvious if you aren't a cazzie. You cited those two examples as Pettis being a quitter, but if Nate doesn't have the same pressure style as those two how's it relevant to this fight?

Agreed. His big “win” is now a fucking joke of a chinlet. HOF? Fuuuuuuuuck no.

Why does luke only wars these soccer shirts like a faggot?

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>nate isn't a pressure fighter
i wouldn't start calling other people cazzies when you make statements like this lmao

If you like at Nate pre usada and post usada he's a gate keeper in both eras. In fact, all of Nate's title shots were pre-usada. Really makes you think huh? He's probably a juicer according to your logic. Nate was only a title contender pre-usada.

Luke is a yuuuuge

pettis is also gay though

Probably makes him feel more "global"

He's an out-boxer you cazzie. Nate always starts slow and relies on his jab and controlling his distance. He doesn't fight in a phone booth like Tony or Porier.

Then he goes around saying how amazing he is and shit. Recently he was talking how people should consider him as GOAT and he doesn't count Jones cause of roids. Then there's towelgate.

But here's a thing a lot of people may not remember or know: bloodyelbow.com/2015/1/9/7521793/ufc-jon-jones-daniel-cormier-te-ratio-low-drug-test-mma-news

This is why Daniel Cormier is unlikable. Dude is textbook fake-nice, almost as fake as Jon Jones. DC is a sanctimonious prick who thinks his farts don't smell.

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>Nate is a pressure fighter
Alright lads, let's wrap it up here. The cazzies have officially arrived. All that's left to do now is wait until tomorrow.

this is the dumbest shit i've ever read. nate didn't go on a 3 fight skid immediately after USADA announced a partnership. he's won 2 and lost 1 consistently, he's been a bum since the beginning of time.

nice goalpost changing and being completely incompetent. Also don't respond cause I'm right
>inb4 you r-r-respond
see how dum u r

fuck you kamarpoo
fuck you queeftington

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>standing in someone's face and walking them down isn't considered pressure in a fight
very funny

It's the dumbest shit you ever heard because I'm using your logic. It's true though. Nate never had a title shot post-usada testing.

this is hilarious

Pettis has lost to the same type of fighters he always had. It’s not like he went from losing to RDA to fucking Boston Salmon

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Nate attracts the cazzies. It's tawlf b.

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he said a different pressure style. Jesus christ it's obvious which posts are yours because you keep changing shit up even though there's literal proof that what you are responding to isn't what was said

it's not my logic, it's your failed comprehension fucked up strawman version of my logic you babby-tier subversive dumbass.

STOCKTON MOTHERFUCKER DUDE WEED

>Implying only one person here is saying Nate isn't a pressure fighter
We'll see what happens tomorrow my dude

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WHAT THE FUCK IS A GAZELLE THIS IS AMERICA

He's one of those white American soccer fans Joe Rogan was complaining about who are more interested in letting people know they like the sport than they are in watching it.

oh wow, what a distinction. i'm sure pettis will respond to this pressure MUCH differently. he won't quit on the stool like he did against ferguson, and he won't leave a bloody pulp like against holloway. pettis is great against pressure fighters, he just needs the right pressure. my mistake.

Because your logic was stupid and doesn't make any note of the matchups Pettis had when he went on his skid

You'll slink back to obscurity if pettis wins and pretend this never happened. probably take our talking points too and call other diaz pickers cazzies, nice gambit though

I replied to the wrong post disregard
but enjoy qt Gina anyway for not being a cazzie

no, you are stupid and used my argument for stupid means. this is what you need to understand. hopefully you find cope soon.

>bloody pulp

there you go changing shit again lmao. i bet you can't help yourself and people around you find you insufferable because of your inability to relay information. Sad!

I meant to reply to someone else my dude I picked Pettis as well see

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Is gordon ryan "natty"?

>Still disregards the matchups
Yeah I'm the stupid one lol

it's all good, young man

be sure to cap these nerds and rub it in

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sTyLeS mAkE mAtChUpS

Definitely bro. Tomorrow after the fight the Nate fanboys will suddenly disappear as quick as they came.

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>don't worry guys *sniffs* it will be okay *tear trickles down face*
>we just have to screencap the posts, that'll show em *begins crying uncontrollably*
cringe

heem

HEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEMS. AARRRGHH GIVE ME HEEMS I NEED HEEMS RIGHT NOW JUSTBLEEED WOAAAAAAA

Diaz doesn't fight like Tony have you ever watched Tony fight? A good example of a pressure fighter is rda who beat both Nate and Pettis. Nate is an out-boxer with good jui jitsu. Watch his Michael Johnson fight. He lost the first round and then started out boxing mj in the next two rounds. His style is different than someone like Tony or rda.

Reminder if you pick a quitting can like Pettis you are a casual

Diaz's legs will be ruined tomorrow. Conor was fucking up his legs in the rematch before he gassed and Conor isn't even known for being a leg-kicker.

how good is pure BJJ dope testing? Your answer lies there

Bet you're glad you picked Wonderboy to beat him, huh?

>Craig Jones didn't even have to fight
disappointed in their teams dominance lads

Pettis will actually heem diaz. Diaz is going to be added to this image here.

Btw why isnt wonderboy on here?

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It was made post-wonderboy ko, but he would be a good fit on there. Those two heems were two of the biggest summer time heems. Diaz will fit in great since it's still summer.

Image only started after the Eye SHEEM, that's probably why desu. Also it can be hard to find good angles to add shit at
and you don't want to overdo it and just add every other heem

How come I dont see any Diaz slips?
Too poor to put your money where your mouth is?

the bookies adore him

Typical reply from a low income loser.

I really don't see Pettis heeming Diaz

the bookies are tethered to his every move

Diaz bettors bet real money no need to waste time posting trivial $5 wagers

that literally wasn't the max fight you embarrassing homosexual lmao.

Did you think I didn't watch the fight? Did you think you were just gonna trick me with the most retarded bluff in history. Seek aid

Ok lets see one of your "big money" bets, little bitch.

oh my bad, sorry. that was against a different fighter that one of you dumbasses called a pressure fighter earlier. his name is dustin poirier.

I remember one of the krauts offering to add to it but i guess 1 body per ppv is a nice memento of each event. Just realized how shit of a card 240 was btw.

honestly answer me this. Do people in your life find you really annoying if you argue with them? Do they just give up because of your lies, goalpost moving and retardation? does it make you feel.....epic?

Yeah Pettis didn't look even close to that bloody against Max and he struggled to even cut down to 145 which probably fucked up his stamina that fight. He wasn't even championship weight the night of the fight. I think he only got knocked down by body shots though. He ended up getting tkod, but he definitely wasn't anywhere close to that bloodied up. Whoever posted that pic didn't watch the fight or just relied on Google images like a cazzie.

>user i know i'm seething to the teeth but let me into your personal life
lmao

>Tony and Dustin are both better than Nate and fight different than Nate

ha where do you see the word pressure? other than the mental image flashing across your vision now since you're utterly shook by FACTS and LOGIC

listen, don't forget to screencap the posts. i need you to remember this.

What site should i use for betting?

if you're not as much of a coward as it seems i can't wait for you and nate to shit out a million excuses when he loses. seethe cope rent free

Shit it makes perfect sense

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240 was terrible I regret watching it tbqh. It should have never happened. They should have just moved the max fight to 241 and maybe the Cyborg fight too. The pic would he cool with till and Wonderboy though. Then it'd be a best heems of 2019 sort of image, but one for each ppv also works and that way it serves as a reminder that 240 was shit.

do people unironically still watch Joe Rogan thinking they are being informed?

grim if true

there's no "a" before gazelle. get the quote right.

>Do they just give up because of your lies, goalpost moving and retardation?
contrasted against
>ha where do you see the word pressure?
do you understand that you're responding to the hyperbole of my statement rather than the actual content in the context of our conversation? m8 you're projecting, just give it a rest.

0:18 "... because that cake was a heart cake you know a lot not to let mr. right hand jib-boom cake..."

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Yep.
Legs, stomach, head kicks will fuck _iaz

> asian mma
> real

Who called Porier a pressure fighter? Are you talking about yourself?

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if i was gonna quote word for word I'd say no one knows what gazzelle is anyway, It's america motherfucker get it right

ahahaha that's not what projecting means

yeah, but the "a" is a critical part. It shows that he is indeed unaware of what a gazelle is and not merely making some kind of metaphorical point.

Kek. "No D" Nate, I like it.

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looks like a filthy seethe cope from where i'm standing.

TRAIN TO KILL......ALWAYS
YOU KNOW THIS IS THE REAL SHIT
BETTER HOPE
YOU WERE SUBMITTED BY LAMES
THEY WERE SCARED LITTLE WOMEN
MHMMM YEP
MY BROTHER WOULD KILL YOU
YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT....NOPE
YOU HOPE YOU HOPE
RICH KIDS SHOULDN'T FIGHT EVER
YOU WERE BORN RICH

To be fair, you did use projecting completely wrong

Heeminder i predict dese tings: Nate throws a slap and then puts both arms out to taunt and say "what motherfucker". whilst his arms are out pettis will spark him with the QUICKEST meme shit and the crowd will go SILENT

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Send money to my PayPal I have a bookie that I go to. You wont find better odds anywhere online or offline.

used to know a chinaman who ran his own bookies for EPL when I was doing nightfill. Never seen someone happier checking scores then knowing he was free rolling with other people's money on his way to the casino baccarat table after work.

Capped

this is my personal rare bento image so feel free to make fun of me if you see it again and I'm wrong

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Jorge tapped

Which MMA fighter would do the best in a street fight against someone of a similar weight/size?

Setting, bar parking lot.

youtube.com/watch?v=awvZZ3eSsg4

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*10+ years ago

probably anyone if it's a carpark and they could control the distance

CM Punk

Fakkk costas chiseled ass is gonna look good on here

When will they learn? streamable.com/b5b81

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Boston salmon

Why does Dana White hate Luke Thomas so much? What's the backstory?

Dana hates anyone that isn't a yes man

Will the winner of dc/stipe call out jon?

short in stature, short on brains. They will never learn, trying to out jew the jew on TV lol

End of thread reminder that Econostipe heems Cormier easily.

Is Cringejudo completely retarded?

HES HURT!!!

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He doesn't work for the ufc so Dana naturally hates him

time traveller here, depending on the timeline Stipe either wins a close UD or heems Cormier in 3rd with kick + GNP, winner of 3rd fight faces Jon at HW

Stipe has never thrown a kick in his life

Who is the lw goat in your timeline?

There's only one GOAT across all timelines, you silly fool

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Conor again. Poorier loses, Tony fights Khabib in Feb and wins via 4th round TKO and then Conor gets a straight shot with Tony and wins via 2nd round KO

Canor was never good

Dont fall for the Romero vs Costa hype lads. It will be stopped by doctors after Costa breaks Romero's right eye socket and the doctors deem it not safe to continue.

conor wins the rematch unironically

and that's why he won with it

Cerrone was champ but the dumb fuck died scuba diving or some shit. Belt was vacated Khabib is fighting Poirer and Tony is fighting Iaquinta, winners face off the the title, interim's aren't a thing in my timeline

Wake up BOY

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now that you mention krauts i realize this thread is very american damn besides a few aussies

How did the Natty Bros do in the weigh in?

Yoelito came in 184.5 and Costa was 186

coke can

what stack do I need to run to get this physique?

First step is to be born black and well hung.

>I'm suppose to believe that this is an 84kg 6'ft man
I'm 6'2 lanklet and I'm still 82kg

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GADOOOSH

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He's definitely 5'10 and probably walks around at 210 if not higher

What sets his physique apart is his high trap insertion, his ridiculously long arms and his over developed abbs on top of him just having full and symmetric muscle bellies. If you do steroids you will not look like this

Wow slim Yoel

yeah I know the origin/insertion genetics are a huge part, rekon I could have the abs if nothing else though my torso/obliques are similar

He weighs 84kg for only about half an hour.

He's also had a neck fusion so that helps make his traps look even bigger

If youd run into a larping gangster with this physic i wouldnt hesitate twice to put it on a scrawn.

I seriously doubt you could have his abbs. I used to have a bit of body dysmorphia so I would pay close attention to athletes physiques and what made physique look good, and I dont think there is anyone that has as crazy of abbs as Romero. You would have an easier time getting his traps. I think Romero is a rare case where the hgh he is taking has not caused him to grow a gut at all.

probably a huezilian who grew up fighting in favelas and used mma as the easy way out

I think you'd be surprised. I heard it's the insulin not the HGH that gives them turtle gut, no?

I don't know, you hear the term hgh gut being thrown around.

Aldos just announced he wants to move down a weight class.

yeah I know, generally because most believe that the organs grow and swell the guy, watched an interview with Dorian Yates who thinks it's the insulin because even in his day people were pumping HGH but still looked aesthetic as fuck.

>The girl looks to be having a good time
Do girls orgasm when They get heem’d

dumbest idea ever, maybe we can get aldo/edgar 3 XDDD

N-new?

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George lockhart(his nutritionist) said he came in at 217 for the second whittaker fight. This banana boat mf said "i no comen more then 202-205 in fightweek" in an interview yesterday kek

I was going to make one, but then I didn't want to

george lockhart is a liar. he doesn't weigh the fighters on fight day, he doesn't know their cage weight.

217?? God damn no wonder why he always struggles to make weight.

>mfw if yoelito wins there will be Him vs Bobby 3
Don't really want this but I want him to win tomorrow...

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>217
fat guts needs to lay off the sweetened condensed milk

how would Costa fare against Whittaker? (i'm a casual)

new

The real new thread

He obviously weighs them 7-10 days before the weight cut