/hoc/

It'd better be good.

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I told you dicks I had the new thread ready

Don't care. It was early.

>Early thread

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Mandrama's gay anyway.

that wasn't mine. fool of a took.

I visited /cric/ a few months back and one was talking about a prozzie he was seeing and shared her snapchat so I added her and I've been the one reporting her any time there's a hint of nipple or snaz. She bitches at least three times a week about it.
>don't like it fuck off
>why add me
>the virgins are angry
I just like to think anything you can do to inconvenience an Australian is worth it

Friday night motherfuckers

Okay, that's pretty great.

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Have sex

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I bet you faggot don't even think about ice

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Got a double double lads. Also

>rags

No U

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happy friday C of red

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Have sex (with me (please))

Only if you're a qt girl (biologically female).

>c of reddit

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youtube.com/watch?v=vptlTsgu9p0

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Fine. This is the thread.

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Wasn't for you to decide

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I'm glad you confirmed it, I was too nervous to post

When you make love, do you look in your mirror?

don't be a coward, respond to me like a man.

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fite me

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Can't believe the Kings signed this guy to a 3 year contract

whoa, deja vu

I record it so when I'm old and gray I can look fondly on the follies of youth, when things stood up without medication. I imagine I'll upload the drive to 8 porn sites before I pass.

They are still 2nd favorite to win the cup

Already on the defensive?

Thinking about beavs and repeating numbers

Ladies' beavs?

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I don't jerk in the mirror often because when I do my orgasms become much more visceral. A slight eye roll turns to back of the head, heavy breathing turns to deep moans. Not gay. Just self care. If you don't love yourself then nobody will

t. Dennis

according to whomst'd?

Im not even a fan, just stating facts.

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gayest post of the thread and we haven't even hit 100

want her to step on me desu

Delusional Jets fans.

Mm-hmm. Sure.

Anymore hockey webms?

that's bet355 retard. take it up with the experts if you have a problem.

I can see your complete lack of investment in defending the Leafs by how you keep responding to nothing posts.

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>tied for 7th best odds
damn that's pretty good
>same odds as sharks and panthers
nevermind we're screwed

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imagine how serious this deluded retard was when he unironically typed this out

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Bruins

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lol the Laffs haven't won a playoff series since the salary cap was put in. They should have terrible odds because they lose in the first round all the time lol

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They are still a top regular season team. These odds constantly shift. They are in that position without even having Marner signed. I wouldn't be surprised if they moved to the favorite position over Tampa if they sign Marner. To lure people in.

You have to remember, these odds are based on the bookie balancing their money. They will give good odds to shit teams to lure punters in.

But obviously that is not the case for Carolina. Yikes.

Bruins

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N/a/shville!

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>Leafs defender has to mention his favorite team
hmmmmmmm

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Gotta deflect from their record somehow.

Gas all weebs

Tick tock wonderboy.

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>"We can and we will."

What is the best Jackie Chan stunt? For me it's hen he runs down that building.

youtube.com/watch?v=ticE-Eg7I8o

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gas all fart fetishists

They'd probably like that.

that plan could...*ahem...backfire

>YEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Shut the fuck up

no u

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Shut the fuck down

I know that feel

where can i get some infrared brap porn

Fuck up the shut

The internet

Post Bonaqua memes

No

Post buljus then nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=7Wdv72f-yoE

How much longer until the league just outright revokes Melnyk's franchise?

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post >rags

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You are NOT my supervisor

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No but I have dirt on him so watch yourself

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Based and brappilled

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thinking about benis again

gay

Who /LivePD/ here

I wish this is real

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BIG finnish bulls desu

>north america seethes because Laine is the only ever back to back EA cover athlete
>finland seethes that it was Laine because unlike the rest of the entire nation he comes from his IQ is triple digits

Shut the fuck up Sam

Stay up all night drinking and posting Sam and I’ll get you a McDonald’s card

How do you add high quality logos onto fsjals?

Trade secret.

who the heck is sam?

Laine's #1 fan.

I technically am in the trade. I can make uniform templates just can't add the logos and wanna know.

>tfw need to trade leddy

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surely there is a huge market for overpaid bottom pair defenceman

hes a middle pairing player really

>tfw you win De Cusp

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First ever official meeting of Laineation fanclub will be held at an opening night screening of Joker (theater to be decided)

middle pairing is just another word for 5

youtube.com/watch?v=nxOyqRdzSFM

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At a lame party lads, looking forward to leaving

Most based post ITT

scream >RAGS at the top of your lungs

>rags

Kinda busy to type it all up at the moment. Give me a bit.
The answer will end up being disappointingly retarded.

youtube.com/watch?v=yOQGhC5nzus

Kek, maybe as I'm leaving I will

You cant leave until you say something to 5 hot chicks

>expecting 5 hot chicks at a party

kek

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washingtonpost.com/business/2019/08/16/mia-khalifa-is-among-worlds-most-watched-women-yet-porn-industry-is-keeping-profits/

That was NOT goaltender interference

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Good

>socializing

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Anime posters and not knowing dick about hockey go together like countries that produce anime and getting nuked

you do realize france has made anime right?

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>hfw

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Thoughts on the Lords test match lads?

I have an extensive porno collection, like 400+ videos 1000+ hours. The only Mia Khalifa video I have is her getting railed by two big black cocks. It's filed under my "minority on minority" folder.

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>downloading porn

How do you organise your films when theres multiple performers?

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Die

Ask your mom, she knows how to file things.

horrifying

It's western animation inspired by anime

its still anime , i.e wakfu

i eat ass

do you watch all of them or do you have a few favorites that you prefer?

it's time to kick gum and chew ass
and i'm all out of ass

I smoke grass

i smoke ass

Asuka a shit! Rei is bae!

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imagine

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all

more like canada’s power bottom now fuck me harder you little faggot bitch lol

Rekt

I watch 8 at a time on a random playlist.

the

testing

so apprently you can’t say nigger

Fucking cumbrains

dandy-lion

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>apparently you can't

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people discuss porn? heavens dear

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KILL a finn on your way home from the bars tonight

OP here, if there were 5 hot chicks at this party I'd be fucking staying. There are like 2 fuckable chicks here tops, 15-20 people total. Haven't said >rags yet

you talk an awful lot about killing finns lad, are you allright, do you need help?

this picture screams autism

isn't it crazy that everybody you know is doing something right now?

Would rather fuck a Finn

don't yell out "rags"
people wont get the joke and they'll think you called them all fags

Isn't it crazier that they are not thinking about what you are doing so why are you thinking about them/.

>15-20 people
>"party"

yikes

I wonder how many are whacking off

I'm doing something right now

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im gaming rn

He did say it was lame

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got some itchy poison ivy on my leg

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because I am a free thinker

Way to go retard

Do I need to know French to get a French-Canadian qt to sit on my face?

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If you’re on a tight budget, make sure to keep a 2lb bag of frozen veggies in your freezer! I like to add a cup of them to ramen noodles. It doesn’t make them healthy, no, but it helps to stretch out that packet!

No, but you don have to know French if you want to know what she's saying about you behind your back.
Learn a little bit of French, and she'll get encouraged and stick around. Don't learn anything, and she'll get bored of you eventually.

yes, but you only need to say "ASSI TOÉ SU MA FACE MA GROSSE", simple as

Sorry that was a bit harsh
I hear oatmeal helps

Gib Laine and Bulju

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Clean it well with soap and water, Fels Napitha is in the laundry soap section but it will dry out the poison completely. Then use cortisone or calamine to relieve the itching. Don't scratch it.

what if all the finns were forced to play in north carolina wouldnt that be funny?

>Bulju
Maybe
>Laine
No

Was just thinking that there seemed to be a strange affinity in the South for Finnish players.

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youtu.be/yDrwtpWhu6o

Why not just fry up some raw veggies lad? Or grill some veggie kabobs

Going to a party tomorrow and considering saying the N word if I lose at beerpong

Yeah that sounds like a great idea

Smile, though your heart is aching
Smile, even though it's breaking

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thanks lads

I dont want to distract from the fact that Connors gonna re sign any day, or Laine's extension talks are all but non existent. But I can't help but wonder if Epstein will end up like Timothy McVeigh. Why don't we ever get to see the bodies?

De rien, mon ami.
;^)

what bodies

>mfw jets 4 cup

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Sam is breaking.

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>budget
Frozen vegetables are less than $1 per pound.

That show was supposed to be funny.
Everyone told me it was going to be funny.
Why wasn't it funny.

calamine*

what is the official sauce of /hoc/?

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Forcing himself to smile while the tears drip down his makeup. That's me waiting for Laine to sign. On my way to pure insanity

it was funny for the first season. but yeah it wasn't laugh out loud funny. it had its moments

Anntony's Caribbean all-purpose sauce.

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Sweet Baby Rays
Heinz 57

Just huff some petrol, lad. I hear it makes the time fly by.

sea men

Godspeed, Sammykins. I know you'll get there eventually. And then you'll be truly free.

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catsoup

marinara

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/hoc/ is a Fredo-free zone.

*sips*

let me tell you about funny shows

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kekking at you lad

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just turned on the frasier stream

>daddy trump said funny word!
>daddy trump said it so now i say it all the time!

I have no idea what I'm looking at here.

he wasn't even the one who said it but okay

you don't even need to know her name

komfy kanada kino

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Don't forget, there's an AIHL game in three and a half hours:

youtube.com/watch?v=xP49_rsMUCg

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>Zion Don
No thanks, I'm voting for Mommy Marianne

rye whiskey

t. fredo

Italians are like discount French people. An inferior product in every way.

For me, it’s whichever brown woman they trot out

>montreal girls
youtube.com/watch?v=g__iNTJ19cs

Hideous.

>tfw no gf to rub her good luck crystals before every jets game

yikes

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thinking about doing some >rags posting lads

you gf rubber mah crystal last night

say no more senpai

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Please do.

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Fuck yes

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>rags

>rags

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>rags 2015

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and saved, thanks user

2016 >rags

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>rags 2017

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inferior*

Considering the Rangers have had one of the quickest rebuilds in the league, and had the best offseason, this meme doesn’t really apply. Keep trying to force it, though. Keep embarrassing yourselves.

>oh im sorry did the >rags already >rags

>R

i'm bored

>RAGS

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my leg hurts this time it’s the other one. also my wrist a little bit. behold the ravages or age lads

embarrassing*

Bourbon

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eating some doritos

Alaska is forcing you to blow our giant east coast cock

argue about something wtf

That's your legs being pinned as you're railed. your limp cock dangles below, check the red circle

oh im sorry that you got a finnish bust and meme breadman because of manhattan. Too bad your center depth is atrocious, your """defenders""" are shit and you have an old fart in hank and some literal who as the backup. you wont win shit

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Here.
Finally found good reference pictures for that jersey, and thought I'd make one since I've seen it get posted a few times before.

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The québécois accent is worse than the west African accent

>the one with zero goaltending
hmmmmmmmmm
how the fuck do they figure that one

est-ce que vous etes fucking retarded

you are doing gods work user

who the devils? yeah they have zero goaltending

overrated D man meme

Non je suis pas retarded. L' accent québécois est une abomination linguistique

what depth other than jesper braaaap do the devlels even have

>over half the league makes the playoffs
>not a single team from the shitty of poo york will make the playoffs
>20% of non-playoff teams will be from jew york
Can't make this shit up

mon dieu
how rude

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Blake coleman, travis zajac

and gusev and hughes. They'll be good, but not the best in NYC lol. Islanders are still a possible brick wall if their defense stays as it was with trotz, and if they can sign one more person for offense, then they can stay top 3 in the metro again. Rangers are an enigma because I have no fucking clue how that rags team will be
Their roster is pretty meh in my eyes. this is last seasons one, but you get the idea
hockey-reference.com/teams/NJD/2019.html
hard doubt

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thinking about hockey

is this the anime equivalent of an ayy lmao

no its some weird ass miku doll that has a lot of images and they're creepy

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why would you inflict this upon /hoc/

because /hoc/ is in need of something that isnt weedposting or randyposting

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It's the truth. The québécois sound like anglos who just learned 2 years of French.

That's such a sad pizza.

How about something wholesome like qtposting.
Because it sure as fuck doesn't need this.

i think its dominos because dominos japan did a promotion with miku
nah

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>How about something wholesome
say no more

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two werent enough

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Schneider will be back to form next year

desu

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the hero /hoc/ needs

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loading up some dude

I'm no hero

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>penguins
>sharks
>playoffs
Nah. Also yotes are wild card, and canucks are iffy

a watchful protector
a dam builder
beavman

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what did the yotes do aside from add kessel?

>19 teams in the top two tiers

>multiple teams can't fight for spots

Give Antti Raanta time to heal?

were going to see the 5d chess chayka played to draft barett hayton finally pay off

>Rangers, Canucks, Canadiens, and Flyers are all definitely fighting for spots
>Penguins and Panthers are already 100% in
>Hurricanes and Blackhawks are 100% out
hmmmmm

thats one cute kit

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who?

Hayton isn’t that bad of a player in the OHL either. Could do well

cant wait for a couple years to see podkolzin end johnny manlets career

is an coach a athlete?

>Penguins and Panthers are already 100% in
why wouldn't the penguins be in? panthers are also stacked offensive, they've always suffered from shit goaltending

>Hurricanes and Blackhawks are 100% out
someones gotta go out

>Chayka and his wife Kathryn, through their company Compass Restaurant Group, own 12 Wendy's franchises. [5]

>why wouldn't the penguins be in?
Because they're just Malkin, Crosby, Cam Ward 2.0, and a bunch of literal whos who can't play defense to save their lives.

chayka on the front page!

>it's just crosby and malkin
yeah only two of the best players ever no big deal. malkin could possibly drop off since he's heading into his mid 30's, but crosby is still elite as fuck

general reminder that we never even saw prime crosby as his brain was turned to pudding before he reached his final form

>yeah only two of the best players ever
Everybody gets old eventually.
But the bigger point is that those two can't carry the rest of the team by themselves.

>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING
Every time

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they're not that old, and it's not uncommon for elite players to continue being elite until they're 35

make the fucking trade already kenny wtf

Jizzy will rot away in Bakersfield.

It's his destiny.

he could've reached 130 + points that one year. shame

Oh BOY!!!!!

huomenta norge

Is your excitement beaver-related?

god morgen norge

Love norge
Like swede
Pity finland

Good morning frens.
It's 0 hours of sleep related. *sips*

2003-04 Toronto Marlboros Bantam AAA GTBHL - - - - - |
2004-05 Toronto Marlboros Mn Mdgt AAA GTMMHL 67 34 50 84 197 |
Milton Icehawks OPJHL 2 0 2 2 0 |
2005-06 Windsor Spitfires OHL 18 3 4 7 25 -2 |
Sudbury Wolves OHL 29 7 6 13 54 -2 | Playoffs 6 0 1 1 7 -2
2006-07 Sudbury Wolves OHL 53 20 22 42 104 0 | Playoffs 21 1 5 6 50 -4
2007-08 London Knights OHL 60 28 33 61 133 10 | Playoffs 5 2 1 3 15 -4
Rockford IceHogs AHL 2 0 0 0 2 -2 |
2008-09 London Knights OHL 16 8 10 18 30 -1 |
Sudbury Wolves OHL 29 10 16 26 61 -9 | Playoffs 6 2 1 3 14 -1
Rockford IceHogs AHL 5 2 0 2 14 -1 | Playoffs 1 1 0 1 0 0
2009-10 Rockford IceHogs AHL 48 11 6 17 69 -2 |
Toledo Walleye ECHL 13 5 9 14 18 -12 | Playoffs 2 1 1 2 16 0
2010-11 Chicago Wolves AHL 43 5 4 9 53 -4 |
Gwinnett Gladiators ECHL 16 12 8 20 22 -8 |
Peoria Rivermen AHL 16 5 4 9 20 3 | Playoffs 2 1 0 1 6 -2
2011-12 Colorado Eagles ECHL 10 2 4 6 28 -1 |
Calgary Flames NHL 2 2 1 3 12 3 |
Abbotsford Heat AHL 42 10 4 14 59 -13 | Playoffs 5 0 1 1 28 0
2012-13 Calgary Flames NHL 5 0 0 0 14 -2 |
Abbotsford Heat AHL 42 4 7 11 111 -7 |
2013-14 Hamilton Bulldogs AHL 14 3 1 4 18 -6 |
Hartford Wolf Pack AHL 9 1 0 1 7 -3 |
AIK SHL 2 1 0 1 6 -1 | Kvalserien SHL 1 0 0 0 0 0
2014-15 Rochester Americans AHL 10 3 1 4 51 -2 |
Bakersfield Condors ECHL 15 2 7 9 24 -6 |
Oklahoma City Barons AHL 1 0 0 0 0 -4 |
2015-16 Amur Khabarovsk KHL 19 2 5 7 52 -3 |
2016-17 Florida Everblades ECHL 11 5 6 11 28 8 |
Atlanta Gladiators ECHL 2 0 1 1 33 -3 |
Cleveland Monsters AHL 13 3 2 5 19 1 |
2017-18 HC Banska Bystrica Slovakia 9 2 4 6 14 8 |
Karlskrona HK SHL 6 0 0 0 62 -7 |
IK Pantern Allsvenskan 6 0 1 1 16 -3 | Qualification 3 1 1 2 8 -1
2018-19 Orlando Solar Bears ECHL 14 4 7 11 21 6 | Playoffs 3 0 0 0 2 -1

If coaches are athletes then I'm Ben Johnson. (Don't tell grandma)

holy.......

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just cleaned my monitors and things look crisp as fuck lads

I still use a 4:3 CRT

>It's 0 hours of sleep related. *sips*
yikes
about to hit the hay myself
best of luck to you getting to sleep tonight, friend

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May you be blessed with 7 3/4 hours of sleep fren.
Will you stay with us? Finland will be here soon.

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Aussie hockey soon so im staying up

Who are we rooting for? Got to say I like the look of the Sydney Ice Dogs.

see

very good huomenta

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thanks, guys

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Reminder that >we have the greatest American born player of all time Omaha “Jake” Generationzel as well

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...

More like Jake O-homo Yinzcel the Malkin/Murray baby

youtube.com/watch?v=zbFhIlxGElc

Thinking about coffee eggs.

how much nutmeg does he add?

Delete this he’s an extremely good lad and he’s not a babby many men have tried to be as hockey autistic as crosby and omaha is the best

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Nothing fren, but I just realized he looks like the hockey guy. Hmm. *sips*

poop is coming

strange, the guy loves nutmeg

out of the butt?

yeah

Not familiar with this guy. Just showed up in the recommended feed. Give me a quick rundown on his gimmick.

i like guentzel but i wish poongs yinzers would realize he's carried by crosby

Why are Finns so disgusting. I don't talk about that stuff ever. I'm not a tranny

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did you have more cottage cheese and deli meats for breakfast?

be aware that when you eat your body takes nutrients to enhance your skeleton sometimes
just a meme fren he’s fun to have on >my team

he loves history and he cooks old recipes just like they did at the time they were created. comfy and when his daughter joins its wholesome

I made an old german settler soup recipe once it was just broth and basically a pancake batter mix but if you played with the batter you could make shapes in the broth
10/10

sounds hearty

Did I hear broth
youtube.com/watch?v=3-ZqD9-W1_8

New Zealand might be gay but I'm not gay. I promise on my mom I'm not gay

thinking about how some /hoc/ posters may have replied to each others posts for 5 years, perhaps more. but never even learned each others names

I'm having second thoughts about going to a party tomorrow. I'm thinking I might stay in and watch the /afl/. Would any one like to join?

or fought with and hated each other one day only to fren post the next.

im bad with names

Post your shootout moves
>skates fast then slow down
>ask the goalie to break a 20
>ear piercing n bomb
>the forsberg

hey sven

Boxty pancake fries are unreal when done right and dipped in a garlic mayo

this is a beautiful thing
/hoc/ > twitter

but you're a good person

'sup BC!

Feeling some positive vibes in /hoc/ this morning. The Duluth poster must be asleep.

I don't know your name but you're the female red wings fan that makes me extremely uncomfortable

Legitimate Cup contender
>my team

Lottery favourites
>every other team

>the forsberg
Blowing out your ankle is a shootout move?

>skate fast straight towards goalie
>dangle to the left
>dangle right just in front of the goalie
>shoot the puck over the pad and under the glove with a backhand

I disagree

Hi friend!

>makes me extremely uncomfortable
why?

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I shoot the puck as hard as I can at the enemy coach

No this one
youtu.be/yRSsBb0U7sg
The boomer backhand BLITZ

ummmm sweaty that's called the pettersson

Moving to game modes, NHL 20 is adding battle royale--yes, really. Called "Eliminator" in NHL 20, this competitive mode is a "winner-take-all competition inspired by battle royale," EA says. It comes in two versions: Ones and Threes Eliminator.

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All I want to do is hire former players as coaches then fire them before the playoffs

really miss the old nhl2003ish era games where you could decorate your office

Is this like free for all in NHL 07? Because that's literally the most Kino game mode since hero mode in NHL 04 with speed/fight/glass breaking hit settings maxed out

I really liked 2004 where you could upgrade facilities and improve players. I created a team called the San Francisco Homos, made the abbreviation FAG on the scoreboard and got Marcel and Sascha Goc (no offense to them) to 99 overall and won so many cups

Ummmmm no sweaty I believe what you're referring to is called the zoomer zozzle

My dynasty mode team was the Las Vegas Dice.

I played on easy so we went 80-2 and 16-1 to the Cup.

Mike Peca scored 103 goals that season.

here is the rest
>In Ones, 81 players compete against each other--though not at the same time--in what EA calls a "survival tournament" that plays out until one player wins. The Ones mode was introduced in NHL 19, and it features groups of three players duking it out solo. These matches will continue until one player is crowned grand champion. In the Threes variation of Eliminator, which is basically Squads from battle royale, teams of three will compete until one team remains.

Toronto Raptors are owned by the Leafs organization therefore we have already won go home crybabies

OUR YEAR

One time I simmered a 25 year gm mode and Toews scored 100 goals in three seasons

AND SCR*W YOU FRENCHIES!!

Olé olé olé olé olé olé

BANG

I had debrincat score 30 in 20 then another 30+ points on out 16-0 cup run and signed him to a 4x4. Nobody wanted him at 4 mil a year so I sent him to the A with fucking Pouliot. I also picked up Merzlikins off waivers. Even in 2019, video game GMs are retarded

go ice dawgs

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>skate towards the tendie as fast as possible
>run him over and force the backup to come in for the rest of the team

eating some oodles of noodles

>playing ball hockey
>other teams goalie is too good
>rip a slapper at his chest to get the back up in
Cheeky

>we

my nuckies :)

my nux :)

MY LOINS

gonna try to watch a few of podkolzins games in the khl this year

I think it's because '14 (if I remember correctly, it might be '13) was so easy to break.
>be the leafs
>put Kadri as the 2nd line center even though he sucks
>watch his overall stat jump 7 points after one season
>his contract year comes along
>sign him to max term
>1-for-1 him with Toews
>Chicago's GM is laughing about how great of a deal it is
>after 4 seasons my top two lines are 90 ovr or better
>the blues put Pietrangelo on waivers
>take him
>trade off my vets for 3-4 1st rounders to bottom feeders when my rookies are moving on up
>constantly have 4 of the first 10 picks in every draft

I tried being a GM in either last year's, or the year before game. It seems like they tried to improve the system by having requirements like
>looking for a RW veteran
>willing to give up a rookie D
okay, so I'll give you exactly what you're looking for, and you give me exactly what I'm offering, all the while taking a cap hit and getting less trade value in return
>I DON'T THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY
fuck EGay.

isn't khl known for being a low scoring league tho

It was so heavily focused on player potential that that's all I'd sort by for forwards. Do potential and take the elites with low trade value, get them a good season, flip them. Thats how the new ones operate.
I hit the debrincat issue because he was "top 9 forward" despite the fact that I progressed him to high 80s. People didn't like paying 4 mil for a high scoring young forward because he was only rated "top 9"
Defenders and goalies would slide to you on waivers then you could either take them or trade them immediately for new assets. Computer teams just never bothered even though almost everybody would give up a mid range pick. Then you just have to flip those. Thats half why I stopped playing franchise. I'd burn myself out gaming the system rather than just having fun

huomenta but the opposite

youtube.com/watch?v=xP49_rsMUCg

Let's go ice dogs

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cool thx

I believe Laine will sit out the start of the season.

good, he's too fat and lazy

OUI

Thinking about dogs on ice.

REFPUCK

FURPUCK

The Ice Dogs should go out in the second period and put Ice in their place. They need to bully them more. Get physical and make them hurt, and the goals will come!

rph

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should have been much more aggressive with that PP

Fuck

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There >we go ice dogs.

bin land :D

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

If you've ever worn a tube top to funeral home, you might be redneck

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Rednecks are based.

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Didnt this bitch get a huge ego and go full cunt

gonna need a QRD on that

>QRD

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Cant score on a 5 on 3, sad

i need a truncated synopsis

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I don't care enough to do so

Fuck yea boys

Ice dogs won those fights easy

Care to extrapolate?

Visit your grandma, /hoc/.. One day it will be too late.

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SCCCAAAAARRRRRRRR

DOGS

THATS 2

Come on dogs shut them down

So that's how it works now? Good thing I stopped buying those games.I mean, you can't even change a players potential after they've broken the top 6 in stats? Dear god, just nuke this freaking franchise.

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Are we champions now?

Sorry Norge but the dogs are missing the ploffs

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youtube.com/watch?v=Vn1pf0Xi3nU

youtube.com/watch?v=49lFPyzTfjw

those plot twists

ur mum's the champion of my dik m8

Not nice.

holy GOD fuck my BUTT UooooUUAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH

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youtube.com/watch?v=PojMFDMtnus

>ASSI TOÉ SU MA FACE MA GROSSE

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>that hairline
It's a dude, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=mQpnzG5Q_HE

should i wear my lederhosen?

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dont think its that serious bud, just an excuse to drink beer and eat sausage

What’s this? The flyers overpaid for a literal who in Keven Hayes who mention he’d only go there if he got overpaid, and he’s already being a locker room cancer? Noooooo you don’t say

thinking about maybe shitposting a bit later tonight or maybe tomorrow

poo peeland

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heard poo.s.a might be buying peenland

it will be a new hockey superpower

would like to see a winter classic in the middle of greenland tbqh

thinking about buying poo peeland, evicting the tenants, fixing it up, and flipping it for profit

nz government way ahead of you m8

they have a pretty bad native infestation

They have obviously given up on winning anything then.

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>48 days til Joker

Kaffe med äppelpaj :P

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TELL ME ABOUT FINLAND. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE TONGUE?

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So many fucking crickets around. I'm gonna take kitty for a drive and burn the fucking house down. It's like a swarm of locusts. This is biblical. And if I'm charged with the task of cleaning the neighborhood to keep satan at bay then that's what I'll have to do. I wish it wasn't. But look at everybody leaving the jets. Somebody has to cleanse this city

dont do meth kids

its not very big you might not get much

yes, good idea

No one cared who he was til he put on the tongue.

I have the next thread ready to go boys and it's so epic you're going to shit your pants

Jokerit mishandled Klingberg. Skellefteå AIK saved his career.

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What's acceptable weight to get players training med ball throws for offseason if they're 12 and under?

If they're in the 10-12 range, I'd suggest the 6 or 8 lb varieties. Save 10+ until they hit puberty.

Greece did nothing wrong

Samefag here, but more importantly than weight, be sure to insist on proper form. Better results, and you don't want them to fuck up their lower spine at a young age.

Hmmm what should post 500 say

Yea. More than anything I just want them used to activating their hips

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