/heem/ - Roids Edition

card of the year lads

PEOPLES MAIN EVENT

Stipe getting slept again! Sad!

Paulo is natty though, never failed anything. Never lost too.

This was a heem of epic proportions

It'll be DC, it's too far West for Stipe.

I hope DC heems Stipe into the Twilight Zone

Stipe actually speaks pretty clearly on the embeddeds, it's like whenever he is interviewed he talks twice as fast as his tounge can move

I really don't like manlets

Stipe looking distracted lol

youre a manlet compared to me

DC SHOOK

BET THE HOUSE ON MIOCIC

>Pettis beats Diaz
>Fails post fight drug test from contact high

Nice plan, Nate

When will lanklets learn.

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DC gets heemed in the 2nd

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Why is DC so edgy?

Now that the ceremonial weigh ins are settled, who is your favorite female fighter?

Is it me or have the head & arm style chokes been making a comeback. Some of the techniques seem to come & go like fads

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Stipe blew it. he looks skinny asf

Veronica maceda because she reminds me of lana rhodes

Megumi Fujii's daughter

What are the best betting sites?

He's at peak HW weight.

Yeah. In a lot of circumstances being on the skinier side of heavy weight can help you. But against DC, I think I would go in as heavy as I could.

DC is the one coming in light, though.

what the fuck was that tap?

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DC has more girth and fat

But he's still not as heavy. Stipe is strong as fuck, that pendulum belly will help an overhand right, but it won't help the wrestling.

Betting sites are often regional. There might be some good German site that we don't know if we aren't from Germany. When I was in Europe I couldn't bet because my website wasn't licensed in the particular country I was in.

stipe wins
nate wins
costa wins

the cleanest fighters in their respective divisions with no asteriks on their cv

Here's something to think about lads. Last time DC fought Stipe he weighed 246 lbs, today he weighed in 236 lbs. Stipe weighed 242 lbs and today he weighed 230 lbs. Really makes you think doesn't it? Looks like they're both gaming for a 5 round war.

ufc 115 pound female fighter ashley yoder has a reach of 69 inches. if your reach is less than 69 inches you are a manlet.

lol

Nate was 200 pounds at the weigh ins

Reminder the UFC rankings are a fraud and McGregor is ranked #3 at lightweight with one win in the past 3 years

He looks more fit

needs to be faster than DC

I wrote a technical analysis of the fight but didn't post it because it was close to the end of the thread. Now with a new thread I'll put it here. Apologies for it's length:
>DC GON GET IT.

Based Brapentina Poster

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sportsbet.io, thank me later rabi

you can bet on most of the online bookies in germany, b365 included and there's plenty of german ones too, i don't know what this idiot is talking about

literally all wrong

>dc wearing a chain to act tough
made me laugh

How bad is Proper 12?

Thinking about putting down 2k kronor (about $230) on Pettis, Romero and Cormier. Worth it?

Pay out would be about $1k

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He lost that Modelo weight

Where would you rank him?

*over a flushed One FC fighter

It's the best whiskey ever made. People only posted negative reviews to get clicks. Now that the dust is settled, we know that it is a thoroughly average whisky

Nate's been taller in almost all of his fights because he's a cutbabby. He's still basically a .500 fighter in the ufc though.

När ska du komma till Tumba så jag kan få knocka dig. Du hör hemma på backen.

its not about how much fights your fought
its about who you beat

It's awful

>Tumba
Kom till Solna

He hasn't beaten anyone

NR

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Just went back and watched last year's weigh-ins and DC was looking BEEFY

Old men would rather get punched in the face by a pro fighter than drink Proper 12.

take pettis off m8

I wouldn't do it. Parlays are only worth it for small dollar bets to me. Otherwise your better off just doing individual bets. The probabilities are shit in parlays that's why bookies push them so hard.

Not worth it at all, any one of those fights could go either way.

All of Cleveland is behind Stipe, except for that massive, massive part of the population that doesn't follow MMA.

Stipe is taking the full 5 mins after the next pokes, this fight will go for an hour

If DC starts eye poking again I'm going to take a shit on his fat head.

Plankino.

Im going with Pettis, Borrachinha and Miocic
I win you lose.

>cormier
yeah, bro, you should totally do it :^)

How shook is DC?

I think DC is losing weight because he wants to fight Jon again at LHW because he really believes he can beat Jon lol

did he learn that from Weidman?

I dare anyone to post a more intentional eye poke than this

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0 shook.
DC is as mentally good as you can be in this fight game.

>tf
>tp
What do you know about American cities? lol

Arianny looking like a bag of assholes out there, put her out of her misery

>0

How can a fat man not be jiggling?

Diaz is a can with his highlight beating a 3 times smaller Conor.
The payoffs on individual bets are smaller. If I believe in the fighters I am willing to risk it all.
The only ones that could go either way is Pettis - Diaz
Romero won't get taken out by baby T-rex arms Costa. Miocic is a can and will get KOed again.

*beats you up*

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I never realised how fast it was until I saw the normal speed clip. You don't get a sense of how quick it was.

Huge asterix* on that double champ status

I heard it doesn't count because he was winning until he lost

pettis is also a can and it's a very lose-able fight for both of them

We will see ;D

white boys been getting heem'd a lot lately

If you believe in all them then why are you asking for advice?

Diaz vs pettis is the super casual can fight of the century literally undercard tier

>The only ones that could go either way is Pettis - Diaz

Wrong. Plenty of people are picking Costa over Romero and there is no way of knowing what kind of Stipe we are going to get, since he hasn't been fighting regularly. If you must bet, do each bet separately so you don't get fucked up by an upset.

You're both going to lose and the bookies will win

I'm mad we could have had Costa and Romero on embedded, but instead we had mushmouth Diaz and boring Pettis because Diaz is still somehow a draw.

Punch those who insult Proper 12 in the mouth

This. Parlays are for suckers.

At the doctor's office and missed the weigh ins. What fighters got the loudest pops? Who won the face offs between the main card fighters?

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heard Paulo was in Tierra del Fuego for this camp, he was training with an elite group of nude bodybuilders paid by the Bolsonaro black slush funds

expect huge money to come in on Saturday night

based and conorpilled

inshallah

Last Saturday night at the local boozer some lowlife elderly decrepit bum was badmouthing proper 12 so I broke a pool cue over his head and started kicking him in the face

Romero
Diaz
Miocic

This is the patrician parlay

>yoel
>dc
>cifers
>Diaz
This is free money, gentleman. No need to thank me

Nice LARP, but you still don't buy that shit.

only thing I think of is Jones/glover

Proper response

fucking based

he punches like a bitch tho

I think Romero will wrestle Costa and win that way.
Thoughts?

How are my heemers watching the fights? For me I’m going to my local Pub in Chicago ‘duffys’. $20 cover to watch the fights and all you can eat and drink. It’s very based.

pooel is flushed. round one ko ez

How much money do I need to get a qt ring card gf?

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Romero has good takedowns, but he doesn't have good top control. This is why he doesn't use his wrestling in most of his fights. He even got out-wrestled by Brunson.

I hope you’re drinking proper twelve

Poor prediction. Yoel does not use his wrestling offensively very often.

I'm a bourbon drinker and I thought it was terrible.

Stipe was shook and looked skinny.

Costa was shook and Romero looked fucking hung.

Diaz looked huge compared to Anthony Shittis

Just how short is DC? This is him standing next to Pettis.

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Is he going to be in Nate's corner?

DC really does look like a turtle.

Diaz got cheers and Pettis got boos

Guys, what if Pettis fakes a broken hand mid-fight to trick Nate, then heems him with a surprise punch?

How would you react if DC wins and shows up in 6 months able to make 185?

there IS not ENOUGH time IN a THREE round FIGHT to PULL off THE old FAKEROO

We can only hope

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Costa mogged Yoel and Diaz looked the same size as Wonderboy.

Nate looks fucking huge.

nate was unironically three times the size of conor

Gonna get fucked up on this ez win

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*wins*

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Romero
>olympic champion, favorite bull of Rogan, Cuban hero

Costa
>don't even know his background. Incel chimpmunk.

Can't wait until he dies

they love you, lad.

I think stipe takes it but that’s a good line desu

I have a poster of this image hanging in my room no lie.

>LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
he sounded cringey

>Incel chimpmunk.
You wish buddy. Pooel nuthuggers really are pathetic

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What is the kind of person that buys Proper 12 anyway?

somehow this is me. I've definitely lost more than I've won, but I won a very nice treble at ufc238 I think

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Is this the moment when Costa decided to go all natty?

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>Yoel has been out-wrestled by Brunson and Rogan is irrelevant
Yeah fer ser b

A cazzie that lives in Boston basically.

>i'm not going to research whether or not this is real because I'm lazy
pretty cringe my dude, if it's true you don't have to "dig through ""peer reviewed"" studies."

>inb4 Derek "Company Man" Brunson arrives with his patented chin rush

The one who likes whiskey but is broke and convinces themselves proper 12 isn't that bad.

I had to see what the fuss was about

Imagine Masvidal vs. Diaz.

He's looked like shit at times but he's only lost to top guys like jacare,whittaker, adesanya, silva. Who the fuck has his opponent beat that is good?

It's very impressive how he went from bleached hair twink fucboi to prototypical gigachad all natty

proper 12 isn't really that bad. Just slightly below jameson imo

Whittaker described Romero as feeling like he was made out of steel.
How does he do it? Is there some sort of supplement that increases the density and toughness of ones body tissue?

Yeah he had really bad gyno until he went natty

Very spicy banger

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Nate is done, he's already coming into this fight with two black eyes

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Masvidal wins easy

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I don't see how Diaz wins this

He's probably been working out all his life and was blessed with big balls. People also said Henderson felt like concrete too and he fought until he was 46.

people who are drunk at the bar and say hey thats conor mcgegors whiskey lol lets try it

I'm just saying, Brunson has a tendency to rush forward chin first and immediately lose fights

He's just conditioning his chin like Till and Schaub used to do

lmao

That's pretty bad. Thing is, Whiskey really needs to mature for fucking ages, so until they start selling some kind of aged premium brand we've no idea how good it is.

He'll have a win against Brunson if Brunson does his chin rush maneuver that he always does

the main 3 fights are fucking impossible to predict lads
i literally have no idea what to expect in any of them

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t. cazzie britlet

train to kill, always.

It's easy.
>Pettis - Diaz
Pettis takes it due to Diaz's inactivity.
>Romero - Costa
Romero takes it due to reach and experience advantage.
>Cormier - Stipe
Cormier wins it in the same fashion as the last fight.

There aren't any clear favorites in the top 3 fights my dude

Stipe and Pettis by decision, Yoel by by technical heem.

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Not him but imagine saying that and not saying your own predictions

post your picks then, faggot

Stipe
Costa
Diaz

ez cazzie

Can't wait to watch you lose your money in real time, Diaz and Stipe have been doing nothing but training during their absence. They are both going to come out sharp and nasty.

>Romero
>Reach
He's way shorter than Costa and has a one inch reach advantage. Yoel has never used his reach to keep distance before and he wouldn't even be able to control distance against Costa because he'll have to punch up. Height factors in to distance control too. That's why Max can control distance so well in featherweight despite having a short reach. It's harder to punch up than down.

Pettis
Romero
Double Cormier
screencap this now boys

stipe
costa
diaz

>He's way shorter than Costa
He was way shorter than Rockhold and Wide Man

>Diaz
You're right about Stipe, but Diaz will have ring rust and has been smoking dope a ton after getting paid for 202. He's been out for three years because he doesn't like to fight. He's said so himself. He probably needs money. All he's fighting for is another Conor fight because he doesn't want to fight Usman or Khabib.

IDK how anyone can pick Costa the guy is green AF and Yoel is one of the best middleweights ever.

god you're a fucking idiot
i fucking hate morons like you

Sweden said Yoel would win because of his REACH
USA then replied by saying Yoel barely has a reach advantage, and doesn't use his reach anyway

learn to read, you stupid cunt

How come none of you losers are posting slips?

Oh right. You're poor.

i’m scared for stipes eyes i hope the ref is on the lookout

Proper 12 is just a bunch of underaged casks purchased from Bushmills that McGregor bottled up and stuck a fancy label on.
It's entirely marketing.

There is no need to be upset. Costa will lose either way.

Both were already flushed though and Costa is undefeated. My main point was that picking Yoel for his reach is stupid though. The fight could go either way, but I guarantee Yoel will not be able to control the distance.

>because he doesn't like to fight. He's said so himself.
nick diaz said this you dumbfuck

I read on heem that herb dean is the ref. Hes gonna let DC cheat.

SCHAUB IN PORTLAND TONIGHT

hot take

IDK what you expected more than half the board can't even afford the PPV

Kek

You can tell Stipe is focused, no hilarious pranks on his wife like hanging up on her.

natty yoel heems the roids out of costa

Diaz spends almost all his time training. He could be stoned out of his mind 24/7, it wouldn't stop him being a monster. Did you see the shape he was in?

Based

Lol you don't know shit dude. There are a gazillion people that literally only follow MMA to the extent that they exclusively watch Stipe fight. Kind of embarrassing, but there are at least 4x as many bars as normal in the area that will be showing the ppv. Last year when Stipe go KO'd it was pretty depressing

for sure maycee barber wasn't roiding in LFA she's just bulking now

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He already has DC shook from one handshake

Only a fucking casual would bet on this card.

If you are betting on this card you are throwing your money away

proper ladd that one

They will fight if Conor doesn't take the third fight

Must suck to be poor, got scrounge up a few quid so you can get tikka takeaway

How so? It is quite easy
>Romero
>Pettis
>Miocic

Boom shit ton of money

>gamblers
>not poor

This, but nonironically. Also Maycee Barber is literally obese now.

What is it about this particular card then?

are they fighting in the bermuda triangle or something

For real though, his company didn't distill it themselves. It was made by Bushmills. And it is very young tasting, so they presumably bought it for cheap leaving ample room for a hefty markup.

They're just making excuses for being poor

They're cazzies don't listen to them
>yoel
>dc
>nate

arianny is missing a tooth

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jesus christ what did she do to her face

sorry i was being sarcastic. i thought it was well established that this is the case.
it's just to cash in on gullible American LARPers who think they're Irish - everyone else can see through the bullshit

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ay lads, any streams?

she looks like schaub now

Larping is a beast

You still haven't bookmarked the sites you mongoloid?

How does one obtain a body like Paulo?

PPV, ESPN, Fightpass, ESPN+

How did she heem her metabolism so badly?
It's scary to think that she may never recover. Extreme calorie deficits for a long period of time have been shown empirically to have long term effects on metabolisms.

He didn't lose to Silva to be fair

she's just like schaub's wife minus the fake ass i'm surprised she doesn't have one

>dc by ko
>pettis by decision
>costa by ko

her father "bucky barber" owns a gym he's really fat it's genetic. her brother fights in LFA i think so he can still use drugs with almost zero testing

This unironically. Anyone betting on any of the top 3 fights is especially a casual

Paulo looks less flushed than my intel claimed. I’m feeling sleepy bros

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youtube.com/watch?v=1kJO_L9gr5Y

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GOMAD bro

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>I'm not poor I'm just not a casual
Uh huh

>What is it about this particular card then?

Stipe and Diaz are unknown quantities. They might come out as their best versions of themselves, or they might completely embarrass themselves. There's no way of predicting it. Romero Costa, on the other hand, is a close matchup where both fighters have knockout power.

Betting on any of those fights is a bad investment.

Diaz vs Pettis is easy money
Romero vs Costa is worth betting on (for Romero)
Main event is not worth betting

*heems*

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>I love donating money to bookies
Why didn't you bet on Leon Edwards when he was at even money against a LW? You bet on uncertainties and .500 fighters like Nate/Pettis and think you're being shrewd lol tears @ this clown

oh sergei's fighting mitrione next week
yikes bridgeport connecticut what a dump

>dc retires with zero belts
the shame!

>>I'm not poor I'm just not a casual

This but unironically.

Romero is a better looking man than Costa. Change my mind

Wow some of you should be checked into rehabilitation for your gambling habits

he'd be a good prison cellmate

i'm gay and you're wrong

meet me outside paddypower lad and i';; heem you

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Yeah, I realize that most people know it's crap. Just wasn't sure if people knew the true story behind the product.
But regardless, it was presumably a commercial success. People went out of their way to buy it, remarkably. Even if just out of curiosity to see how bad it actually is.

I have no earthly clue how anyone can say a Diaz or Pettis fight is an uncertainty. They're by far the most unpredictable fighters I've ever seen in MMA. On any given night they can beat anybody but they're also inconsistent meme fighters who get hit a lot

Paulo should quit MMA and make a hue version of the Conan series

is dc going cry again when he loses? it'll be a tough loss for him

You’re already getting heemed by the bookies

i'm waiting for elon's teslaquila

Bookies set for the holidays

To protect you as his wife? Id figure youd wanna be the alpha in your cell.

>his giant dick at the weigh ins

no thanks

The Mexican goblina genetics are kicking in.

Pettis-Stipe-Romero

seethe more, it only makes it better

>Conan the Brazilian

Let me be your bookie mate.

no you weirdo good workout and conversation and game playing pal

So I do about 540 scoops

1 out of 3 isn't bad i guess

He speaks horrible english and is known for kissing men against their will.

Cuckhold said the same, truly natty goat

>picking shitpile stipe
>picking no-brain nate
>picking pussy paulo

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that boy need some nutregena

>Betting on the main card

Fucking cazzies. Make money on the prelims and enjoy the main card. Because I'm nice I will share my free money parlay.

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so do i

This, except Stipe is less certain than the others

Ciffers/Klose

Don't bet on the main card you brainlets

Kamaru "Getting out of the way when the Colby train is coming" Usman

>betting on wmma
Your business is very much appreciated my friend

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>Method of victory bets
Yowie wowie!

this looks lucrative.

>Colby train
Fer sure them pillow punches are a B E A S T

cifers has some of the worst anxiety she's freaking out in front of cameras

Why's Usman ducking?

She's less of a can than the other girl she's fighting. Drakkar Klose is the lock of the night.

out of spite

>this post silences the nigerian menace
based

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So it's not because the thought of being ran over by a MAGA cracka terrifies him?

>Not knowing fighters strengths/weaknesses and paths to victory

Holy fucking cazzie

>Mazo
Throwing away money. One of the worst WMMA fighters ive ever seen in the ufc

maybe the idea of losing to him, the MAGA guy scares him you could say? i don't know

it's not a bisping ducking yoel type of ducking though

>Usman has the contract to fight Covington but won’t sign it

What a fucking pussy. This faggot is really looking to fight Edwards again

look the winners of the fights tomorrow will be the ones who beat their opponent and there's many ways they can go about it it can be submission knockout or decision but what you've got to also take into account is that the loser of the fight will be the one that doesn't win and there are also many ways to do that. in short the guys who want to win can win in many ways but they can also lose in many ways so they have to be careful. those are my predictions for tomorrow night hope you enjoyed thanks.

nate diaz was 12 to 1 to beat michael johnson by decision

this is just an example (and he could have been subbed obviously) but those are good odds for basically a coin flip

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usman deletes the colby meme and does NOT grant a rematch. Usman is the Silva to his Chael

i don't think usman coming off of destroying woodley is afraid of colby, i think it's more likely he just doesn't want to give him a title shot because he hates him

>Both are 15-1
>Both have 10 wins in UFC
>Both have 7 finishes on record
>Both have been submitted by someone the other decisioned
this will either be kino fight of the century or utter dog shit

its just cope by colby cucks. They dont actually want colby to fight him because he'll lose

>ends in a draw

you're a boring fighter getting no ppv points you'd be an idiot not to take the easiest title fight possible. you lose the belt you're back to making, what, 1/4th the money? your show money goes back to what you get for championship reebok money

Usman doesn't want to fight anyone. He's stalling because he can make more money from promotions/ESPN jobs while he's champ.

Uscan is shook af

>Usman’s father is in jail

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you can’t make this shit up

Ducking whomst?

This looks very possible

Everyone except the guy he's already beat.

Bookies love him!

>laughing at a man that was framed

this

Bookies adore him

this

How can you duck when you're the champion and have the best winning streak in the division?

In order for you to be splashing that kind of money on bets, you need to have at least $80,000 sitting in savings.

That just makes it funnier. Would love to meet that guy and buy him a beer

>yoelito

You messed up kid

By refusing to fight anyone.

By being Fartmarpoop “Sharty” Poosman

He fought earlier this year when he won the real belt remember?

And now he's faking injury and stalling so he gets to stay champ.

fuck you bitch. I'd single leg you and sit on you face for 3 rounds lanklet

kek. I got 200USD on Pettis,Romero and Stipe.

pause

How do you know he's faking are you his personal doctor?

Bookies are gonna make at least $10,000 from /heem/'s NEETBUX tomorrow night. If we all pooled all these bad bets together we could probably put a down-payment down on a lambo

Because he was in a wheelchair one day, then trying to fight Colby the next day.

When was this?

Buying a lambo is even more retarded than betting on this card.

can't wait for my boy DC to knockout stipe again and make /heem/ SEETHE!!!

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last night in his dreams

If you're wondering what it looks like when a fighter has bad anxiety:

youtube.com/watch?v=vV4jE2KcI88

>you will see your boy cry
>again
yikes

I think she just has a small brain due to being a rural retard

predict Nate vs Diaz

At least you have something tangible to look at from your investment

Rose was literally shaking before heeming Joanna. Nervous fighters are the most dangerous.

are you saying derrick lewis is retarded?

Nick wins the story

lol the accent doesn't help but she gets so nervous when asked questions she even couldn't answer one and had to have her coach answer for her in a different interview

mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/07/ufc-kamaru-usman-2019-outlook-toughest-challenge-robbie-lawler

>He (doctor) said it would be some time before I got to even participate in activities again, and hearing this guy (Covington) now saying, ‘Oh, he’s faking injuries.’ No, it’s a clear fact I am injured, not faking injuries here,” Usman said. “I was wheeled out on a wheelchair after my fight because I could not walk. I mean, who wants to pretend to be on a wheelchair after they’ve done something as major as becoming the world champion?”

or if your agent isnt a caz you negotiate a better deal after you become champ

What's the difference? They both never fight anymore.

yeah good luck with that, marty

Nate tries to look mean, doesn't touch gloves, and proceeds to get outpointed for 15 minutes before losing a decision and immediately whining like a bitchboy.

yes

He was in a wheelchair after mogging Woodley for 5 rounds, how is that ducking?

I'll try to give you guys a shootout after my first UFC victory

are you saying jorge masvidal is retarded?
how about ben askren? is he also retarded?

She's adorable, like a tiny lady Stipe.

Who's he ducking? The guy who just beat two top 5 WWs or the guy who just beat the #11 WW? Or was it the guy he's already beat?

yes
yes

woah calm down man

you know we always concern ourselves with who won the story but why does no one consider who wins the 3 part book series and movie adaptation?

how much has Nate even been training the last 3 years?

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Yoel is probably going to take the hype roght out this train.

Nate wont check the fucking leg kicks and pettis will get the decision.

Stipe gets it done, realizez when dc clinches he needs both his hands to grab his punching hand and rendering that dirty boxing useless. Probably going to use that tick dc has to duck to the right against him. Dc cries....again.

whre can i watch nate dominate again?? he is fighting tonight rght?

as we know according to knowledge ufc 241 will underdeliver

>UFC 202 was 3 years ago
WHAT NOOOOOOOO IT FEELS LIKE LAST YEAR WHEN I SAW MIKE PERRY MEME ON THAT GUY AHHHHHHHHHH WHERE IS THE TIME GOINGG NOOOOOOOOOOO

So he was in wheelchair now and then proceeded to jump over a buffet line? Thanks for confirming, cupcake.

Tmrw.

>get excited for this card
>remember i'm a wagie who will be working until 11 and therefore miss pretty much everything but the main event
feels bad. will try and watch on mobile but it usually doesn't work out so well

He's ducking Colby and Masvidal by teasing Edwards, which is the least profitable fight of the three. Edwards actually deserves the shot, but it's not tracking anywhere so the UFC won't be as interested. He's been given the Colby contract, he's refusing to sign.

next fix the nose and get that eye surgery the asians do

Apparently he's training pretty much constantly.

Colby. He is trying to get easier fights and pretending to be wheelchair bound whenever

>best ufc card in months
>not having this worked out

He was in a wheelchair after fighting Woodley and he's steal healing from injuries he sustained in that fight. He's fought 4 times in the past 18 months, meanwhile Canby has fought only twice. Poolby was offered a title shot against Woodley last year in August and he ducked

Nothing like a tangible item that loses 20%+ of its value the moment you purchase it.

Pettis will win without a doubt

i was on gregor side in the diaz fights. now cocke gregor showed what a shitter he is im 100% nate. that espn interview sold me on him 1000%

breakfast for him

Still a better investment than all these brain-dead parlays I'm looking at

Yeah, and you’re not a kissless virgin. Pretending is fun.

*fasts forwards you 3 more years*

hehehe, nothing personnel kiddo

Colby had surgery, but Usman proved his need for a wheelchair was fake.

He’s done so much meth the guy has aged 20 years in 3

Israel will be regarded as the worst interim champ ever after loosing to Whitaker, Romero, Costa and the Gastelum rematch

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>5 round lay and pray
>"Help I can't walk!"
Either he is faking or he is physically not fit to be a fighter if he is that fragile

Where the fuck is nick?

you should see the tens of thousands in losing lottery tickets i've got nothing is dumber than me

Jones is a cheating nigger.

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Masvidal has a better case for the title tbqh but I'd be fine with either fighting

why does edwards deserve a title shot already? he beat a bunch of... cans? And RDA is has been beaten by all top 3 in the division at this point.

>Masvidal has a better case for the title tbqh

Like fuck he does, he's on a two fight win streak.

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Who got you mad?

Fuck you gone do about it? Bitch ass nigga.

>Surgery
On what? He refused to fight Woodley cause he had a cold. Imagine turning down a title fight because you have a flu lol!

Edwards has been undefeated for fucking ages, he certainly deserves it before Masvidal.

everyone relax

if DC doesn't succesfully defend his belt, stipe is going to beat him
screencap this

Can't believe he only made $6 after that whole time

If Pettis doesn't lose he's going to win

Guys, I don't want to alarm you but Peter Fonda has passed away. Just thought you should know.

In terms of investments, buying an overpriced luxury car is probably still worse than these bets. In terms of ROI they're both negative, but the car is more negative.

Nobody? Why do you think Usman is gonna be your dad?

How has he not popped? Those roid titties should be enough evidence as it is

Cerrone is the man to beat Khabib

i am the man to beat BJ Penn

What if it ends in a drawl?

Paul Craig is the man to beat Jon Jones

It's tough... But at least I'll have you guys' reactions and based webm bro

I am the man to lose to boston salmon

that's a succesful title defense and stipe fails to beat him
my theory holds up

BJ Penn is the man to lose against every bouncer

I think this kombination will end in a fatality

Huh?

With a solid training camp I can beat Jones

What does a fighter even do after they retire? Try and move into coaching? Personal training? I doubt there's enough of those jobs to go around. Some must end up doing unskilled service industry bullshit right?

Stop crying.

israel adesanya is like 34 years old

I want DC to win only to have him fight Ngannou. I want Ngannou to crack open DC's skull and teach that scumbag a lesson.

Whitebois utterly btfo

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This is a harbinger of DC vs Stipe

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If they're retired they don't have to work

I'm not, are you?

God I wish that were me

but DC is white

How many eye pokes will DC get away with tomorrow?

HW champ: Black
LHW champ: Black
Interim MW champ: Black
WW champ: Black
LW champ: Moslem
FW champ: Polynesian
BW/FLW champ: Hispanic

White men water we doingl bee?

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both Stipe and DC are white so I dont know what youre getting at

It's really just a matter of who wants the W more

In the end, there is only one winner

In many ways Nate is undefeated

I told you to stop crying.

People like to say that Thompson knocked him out, but he was still protecting himself. Shit ref desu.

>le 34 yo prospect

You feeling all right MAGA bro? Maybe take off the hat and let that bald spot breath a little my guy

* pisses into your gaping anus *

Ask Brendan Schaub

He's the undisputed undefeated welterweight champion and you're the undisputed cheetos champion

DC will retire before a fight with Ngannou.

They start no Gi “””gyms””” with a couple of brown belts where the molest their students.

I think I have the tools to beat him. I'm gonna go out there and try my hardest. It's gonna be fun. Hopefully I get my hand raised.

Was I just being trolled about Herb Dean refereeing? If it really is Herb, all the eye pokes.

Heeminder that BJJ is a homosexual martial art.

>muslim
>race
khabab is such a white dude

I'm just gonna go out there and put on a show for the fans.

Who has Colby beat that is ranked in the top 10? One dude who's a flushed lightweight? Beast of a record my dude. Colby just calls everyone out and then fights flushed fighters.

Commentary and pawldcasts

Masvidal just beat a fighter new to the UFC and Till, who is a propped up can.

Based Jon calling out the nerds on heem

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Quit crying. Usman isn’t your daddy.

Check out the state of this guy

Askren finished Lawler and Colby couldn't. Colby's overrated if he didn't like Trump people would realize he's a can.

Leon Edwards big thing is he wants to show Brits they don’t have to train in North America?

So his first big loss he’s pretty much guaranteed to start doing big fight camps in North America isn’t he?

Give me one valid reason you think DC has any chance to win. "Dude he already knocked him out xD" isn't a valid reason. This is a different fight.

Usman beats 5'9 manlet Colby

who?

>people say I should cry, but why?
>I'm the champion
>Champion of my own life

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the only bad martial arts are the fake ones like wushu garbage

I need you to stop crying, and take a deep breath.

Never said he was little guy. Is Colby your papa?

cope

False comparison. Colby's gameplan isn't to finish opponents, he's a stamina fighter. As you already know.

Because DC is a better wrestler and DC has beaten fighters who weren't flushed like Rumble and Gus and tons of juiced up HWs like Bigfoot Silva and Barnett (both before they were flushed). Every big win Stipe has is against an old flushed fighter (besides le Ford escort man). Now why do you think Stipe will win?

You need to stop crying. Usman isn’t going to adopt you.

Colby's already won, Usman is shook after their last confrontation.

>Usman bad!
>Why?
>B-Because Usman bad!

Breathe kid take a breath

I was a different dude than the one you've been spamming that towards. I just saw an opportunity to work a ColbyCuck into a seethe.

Stipe was eating upper cuts and losing clinches that entire round before the KO

If you think like Stipe seems too that the KO was a fluke don’t be shocked when the exact same thing happens

He can't finish fighters so he has no choice but to be a boring decisionater.

Stop crying.

Hi /heem/

Professional gambler here

The picks are as follows
>DC
>Pettis
>Romero

Any other bet loses.

I reckon Leon should get a fake replica belt too after beating a flushed LW. What do you think?

Seriously the Colby Cucks here have gotten so annoying it's like a plebbit circle jerk.

iirc he got caught for some shit earlier this year or in late 2018. UFC swept it under the rug.

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I said stop crying.

Gabby would be hotter without fake boobs.

I like Colby because he called the cops

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42 Romero that has to take breaks in fights is gonna beat a pressure fighter that can put muscle him

>Getting mogged by old man wandy made him hit the juice

I've been looking for a way to find bout sheets for ages

Usman bad because he can't talk trash, he wears bedsheets, and he doesn't have stamina like the natty cardio GOAT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH VIRGIN ARMY HELPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Inhale from the diaphragm, everything will be okay.

Go for it, bro. Anyone not picking DC, Perez and Soldier of God, is an absolute casual.

>Say something bad about Colby
>Colby cuck starts whining
Kek

>Usman vs. White Usman will be a title fight
How come the most boring welterweights are also the most successful ones?

Taken down and held down by a flushed LW. Yeah I'm finna thinking Kamaru got this

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Deep breaths.

Cage-humping seems to be optimum at 170 lbs

Yep he is. Romero hits like the incredible Hulk. Hall wobbled Costa, while Romero went toe to toe with Whitaker and came away with a split decision loss.

Stop bullying him

>Be offered title shot
>Turn it down
>Other fighter takes the offer and wins
>Sit out for over a year
>Finally fight again against a fighter outside the top 10
>*Wahhh why is the champ dodging me*
Based Colby

Level your breathing.

Exactly. See above:

Blue lips

What, you don't like colby? Wow you triggered libtard.

>DC - Jones
>Conor - Nate
>Conor - Khabib
>Tony - khabib
Is usman - covington the next big shitposting meme on /heem/?

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Bookies are enamored by him

It’s been 14 months. Get over it.

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>Le biggest boring fight of the century
State of UFC today

Ahh the edginess of a played out meme

Is that albino trying to steal some melanin?

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I hope so. That way I can pretend the fight will be entertaining before being inevitably disappointed.

Bookies will send their grandchildren to college thanks to you

Wow dont spend it all in one place, daddy warbucks

>stipe

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...

he was fer shur piecing DC up in that first round my guy, had him hurt in the deep walders

>Not betting an absurd amount of Parlays
Based. Parlays are fun, but they're not worth putting big bucks into.

>8 posts early
I'll allow it

he posts about his marathons/triathalons every so often on his instagram. not so sure about his training with jits and mits tbqhf

That’s one vascular asscheek

Yeah they go to work. Some have degrees, and like pro wrestling, had legit jobs whose skills they maintained while active. Dlo Brown was an Accounant before ECW and is one again today.

Others purchases restaurants, small stores or whatever and try to live off of that income. Mariuz Pudzsowski, Polish STRONK man, had a chain of grocery stores/shopping centers he partially owned.

It depends. You get everything from tragic stories like Mark Kerr who lost everything he won due to health issues and drug addiction, and then you get guys like the dude whot rained with Brock Lesnar and was a legitimately excellent Heavyweight, who said fuck it and is now into a6 figure job in financing.

bookies gravitate towards him

I just want Stipe to win, that's all i want.

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soon

im not a mcgregor hater but why say its the best whiskey ever made then say its thoroughly average?

If Nate wins I will not post on /heem/ for a month. Screencap this.

Capped.