La Liga Opener: Barcelona vs Athletic Bilbao thread 2

Have fun bro

Enjoy la'

>3 major injuries in 2 years
>nothing done in an inferior league
>in mbappe’s shadow
>cavani’s bitch

No

Daily reminder that this barca team costs 1b without messi

To be fair the demands from PSG were stupid.
Semedo+Rakitic+100m is just daft.

And Valverde plays Rakitic pretty much every game so they're not getting rid of him anytime soon

WELCOME TO EUROPA LEAGUE BARCELONA

Injuries from bad tackles not poor health so nothing to worry about on that front

Griezman keep trying to do heel tricks

People say ronaldo carries teams and messi doesnt, but after this performance, its time to ask, how crucial is messi to barca?

End of the season standings:
1. Atlético de Madrid
2. FC Barcelona
3. Athletic Bilbao
4. Real Madrid
Screencap this

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Griezmann stadpad incoming within the last 20 mins of the game, digits confirm

dembele...

because rakitic had a game time clause added to prevent him jumping to psg last season. Losing semedo and rakitic would change nothing only allow de jong and arthur growing time

>current neymar
kek imagine wanting a player that gets himself injured on purpose during the most important time of the year

hahaa what is this team

DUMB LEL

Thrilling football every week from Ernesto "El Comandante" Valverde

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>in mbappes shadow
stoped reading there. only casuals who dont watch any psg games think that

Farca is ass lmao
We got this Madridistas bros

>Barca without Messi
Yikes. Literally Everton FC

>105m (can potentially rise to 140m) for Dembele
the state of this team

>Real
>top 4

>drawing with athletic bilbo
So that's the power of Suarez

Strap in for an entire season of this.
Bonus Extra: Another crash out of the CL!
Mystery Gift: Choke out of the Copa Del Rey

>Things people have known about for years

>bartomeu out
>valverde out
>dumbele out

and maybe then we can do something

>People say ronaldo carries teams and messi doesnt
Who says that?

yeah jovic and hazard sure as hell gonna win >us the league bro

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I've always said Messi is the best player in the world

Remember when Barca almost went undefeated 2 years ago in the league, and the 1 game they lost was the one where Messi didn't play?

>Sergi
Invisible. Should be subbed stat.
>deJong
Out of position
>Rakitic
No idea what he is even trying
>Griezman
Total lack of team play and lost in the middle
>Dembele
Trying but really not doing much
>the defense
Fine
>goalkeeper
GOAT
>Rafinha
Been mostly ok but really not a forward

Holy fuck is this game just pro nerman propaganda ?

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Wtf is wrong with barcelona like just put the ball in the net its not that hard

>spend 300m net on transfers
>can't even beat Athletic Bilbao

Pathetic lmao

>C.Perez
What? Why? Who?

Wouldn't even mind if somehow Barca lost 6-0 so they panic and just go get Neymar

>people say ronaldo carries teams
no one has ever said that

Just for him to probably get sold to some Premier League team like Manchester United or somewhere else like PSG for that bloated price and flop harder. Good point, Assad

HOLY FUCK IS THIS REAL?

A lot of the cr7 shills, not even counting the twain proxies, and the whole of india.

Let's forget that Atletico didn't put 7 goals past you...oh and you drew with Arsenal

xavi>>>>>>>>POWERGAP>>>>>>>>>>>messi btw

Roberto out
Perez in

Rafinha shift to midfield

>Ronaldo lost 2 CL semis in back to back seasons thanks to choking so bad he can't score 1 goal to see them through to the final
no one has ever said that hahahahahahahahahaha

I remember when everyone was on Hazard and Jovic dick but now that they play for Madrid both are shit?
GTFO

Neymar was such a brainlet for leaving in the first place. Imagine being part of a legendary trio with the potential to make history and then you go to the French farmer's league where you get outshone by an 18 year old

>Sergi "I somehow played 75 minutes and did fuck all" Roberto finally being subbed off

real could perform when ronaldo was a ghost because he wasn't at the center of the game

eden "poor man's pulisic" hazard
luka "chichrito returns to madrid" jovic

Barcelona spent 400m euros more than Real Madrid in the last 7 years, why don't they just stop being shit players?

Hi :)

Rafinha has unironically been the best player for Barca.

Wtf?

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Barcelona are actually worse because of Messi. They're good in spite of him. This is because when a player is that good, you rely on him too much and your whole team's performance relies solely on one player, which is actually worse

Sergi " I have to play in a different position every fuckign weekend thanks to valverde" roberto

How in the name of fuck is hazard worse than pulisic? Retard

Ronaldo was anonymous against both Atletico CL finals and against Liverpool.

come over here and suck it boy
*points at dick*

ah so this is why nobody wanted the la liga rights

jovic might have a bright future but as of now hes nowhere close benzemas level.
hazard is a great player but he wont win you a league, or any title for that matter
yeah eden was in the states during summer and became a honorary burger

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What about demebele, coutinho or suarez? They are solid players and i would want them in my team.

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>poor man’s pulisic
I like you

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No
*throws a wild left jab towards your face*

Why dont they just give it to griezmann and get all the players to form a circle round him while he dribbles it in to the bilbao goal

barca got a "mindset" a certain playstyle, players are more likely to flop in certain playstyles, real is a team that exploit the quality of the players instead of putting them in a mold, barca pretty much can only win by playing well, not the case for teams like real

Neymar was too busy showing off nike boots to even care about playing for Barcelona lmao.

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Jovic is about to get loaned to Valladolid lol. The kid is SHIT.

Why didnt he carry them last season?

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This isn’t an argument. He’s right.

woah rude.

I was pointing at my friend Dick, you cunt.

What is de jong thinking right now?

> i left ajax for this

love how I get hyped for a game then it becomes a disapointment

It's the end bro, we are going to the Milan AC road now

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>after this performance
This has been Barca for quite a few years now
Slowly look more like Argentina

He was really good in 2015

>Sergi "27 years old la masia prospect" Roberto

No Messi and no Suárez and Barcelona is just a media tabla team, what a fucking blunder.

>algerzema
He'll catch up don't worry and maybe Hazard by himself won't win LaLiga but with nerman they could

tfw you fall for the barca meme instead of the pep meme

farça would finish 4th in the prem. don't even reply to me

that's 90% of soccer games, especially the big epl matches which have amazing previews then the game is shit

>I got memed on by the ghost of Johan Cruyff

>I miss Matthijs

He's not a defender

>tfw everyone shiting on Barca's attack for not scoring a goal.
>nobody is talking about Bilbao solid defence work

zZZZZZZZZzzzzZzzzz

>one player can take on an entire team

Him and maybe vidal were the only 2 doing shit, he was marked by 2-3 and sometimes up to 5 defenders, and was setting up opportunities for players who shit it away while the defense blew it all.

la liga games never deliver. take the championship pill

Dembele was a panic buy and his time in barcelona has been cursed ever since his injury in his first game. Suarez is 32. Paying 120 million for a 28 year old Griezmann is retarded

He cant use his mind control to make them score after he set them up for a goal

i think you underestimate just how bad premier league that aren't city and liverpool are

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>farcelona without messi

kek this is fucking pathetic

farca is so fucked when messi retires

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Bilbao are a really good team though. Playing away against them is a hard fixture.

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So you're saying they need to stop spending hundreds of millions on shit players, got it

Catalan cucks vs the Basque bulls

I've been massaging my chubster for the last 30 minutes I'm so bored

Imagine the smell

Ge was real shit on his final season. Most people only remember him and the 6-1 against psg which was a great performance but overall he was dreadful and abandoned the team to go fuck his sister in a crucial part of the season.

1. Manchester City
2. Liverpool
>3. Arsenal? Tottenham?
4. Barcelona

I think you underestimate how unbalanced and shit la liga is outside of 3 teams

Fucking Joe de Alba do something!

how is De Young playing?

>tfw Atletico robbed Barca and got a better player in the process

Felix come to Barca :(

Coutinho is such a one trick pony....does he ever do anything else other than that?

Apparently he's not a goalscorer either lmfao
>inb4 mentioning his hattrick against 9 man Girona

There are two scores on that board you fat yank

well for starters they should hire managers who have won something before taking the barca job?

>hazard out for 3 weeks

Ah yes, La Liga, the league where goals truly thrive

Griezman, Dumbele, Ratking, Rafinha

Ah yes, the typical catalan cuck

Good considering Barca have been wank

Legit almost 10 chances created between the 2 matches. And 2 goals scored

Why dont they just do this

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>That flag
Yup checks out.

Wow, robbing barcelona? What are they liverpool? Dortmund?
FC barcelona gets finessed in most deals

it can't be football.... it's got to be something else

>yfw they lost that match

Just retire old man

Who shit it away?

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ADURIZ SAVE US

>bilbao fans cheer when the negro is subbed off
redpilled

Not an argument, how about you actually argue instead of "le flag le post" you obese retard

they don't deserve him

La Liga is the lowest scoring league in Europe only Messi is the outlier

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHh lol

Valverde out

AHAHAHAHAHAH FARÇA GET FUCKED

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It was CdR and they lost on aggregate IIRC

ADURIZADURIZADURIZADURIZADURIZ

based

VALVERDE OUT

HOLY SHIT

>getting dabbed on by a fucking boomer

OH NNOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAADURIZZZ

NOOOO

BASED ADURIZ
ARITZ
ARITZ

GOOOOLAAZZIIOOO

Argue against what? You haven't said anything worth arguing against dumb dumb

OH NO NO NO

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BASED

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

based aduriz desu.

OH NONONONONONON

>FARCELONA

FUCKING BASED

>MEMESSI >MEMESSI >MEMESSI >MEMESSI >MEMESSI >MEMESSI >MEMESSI >MEMESSI >MEMESSI >MEMESSI >MEMESSI >MEMESSI

Tell me bros how was De Jong? Did he do ok?

BASED ADURIZ

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OH NO NO NO LMAO

kek
KEK
K E K

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>Lenglet

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How the fuck am I so fat behind? I'm watching this 'live'

BASED CHADURIZ

FUCKING BASED

Get fucked

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW

fuck me what a goal

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

BILBAO

damn that was 10/10

DAMNNNNNNNN

Barca do need Neymar.

YES

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who the fuck is this commentator jesus christ

Ok lads, that is based

>Chad wins again

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Based Aduriz, he will be missed

Oh dear

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oof

>38 years old

HOLY FRICKING BASED

literally everyone in this Barca team has been invisible today
absolute shit, if anyone has stood out it's been Rafinha

Fucking messi is a choker
Why didnt he create a chance

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>Conceding a goal to a 38 year old
As if you needed more proof that Barca's defense is a joke

hahah

wow

Still not an argument, is the fat choking your brain?

>conceding to a member of the Silent Generation

CHADURIZ IS GOD

>How the fuck am I so fat
lel

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ADURIZ

based
fuck valverde

holy shit, lel liga became goat again lol

you people believe me Semedo is shit now?

GOD

Tottenham and United have better teams than Farça and Halal. This is a fact that clueless plastic fans of Farça and Halal from Malaysia or Bhutan won't acknowledge.

post your fat behind

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>Get subbed in with 3 minutes to go to lose time
>Score 2 minutes later
Pretty based tbdesu if I say so myself

Fuck you all. Visca Cataluña.

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA

It’s on ITV4 mate

KEK, FUCK BARCENONA

Barcabros....

Not another Season like this.
Isn't 2 enough?
Send help.

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Wtf I love lel liga now

Every time I watch La Liga on ITV4 it’s kino

VALVERDE KILLING ANOTHER SEASON

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i'm from barcelona and a barça fan since i was born but this was BASED as fuck

>Fuck you all. Visca Scataluña.

where was messi???

is this your GOAT???

DDDDAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUMMMMM

I'm watching this on freeview mate

If you're on bein it's Ray Hudson, being this annoying is his whole gimmick

Where's your argument little man?

>ray hudson still rambling about it 2 minutes later
lol

yeah, it's like he's not even playing

brapp

>fat behind
based

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lel

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>Have a shit defence
>Haha, let's buy Neymar, bro

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Lenglet almost did it

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA

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lmao that phaggot basque

Safe us UEFA

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My argument remains, Messi is a shit goalscorer that beats up on irrelevant teams then can't score in games where they have to score.

woah

>have a shit strikers
>0 goals

200 million for a blacker Theo Walcott.

the absolute state.

Too many French chokers in my Barca

Boomers > zoomerd

>greaseman not even running anymore

90 minutes of boreball was totally worth it

wowzers
bilbao were good, barca were rubbish

DUMB LEL

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Cringe

It's going to be over a decade of this bro....

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Messi is enough desu

THANK YOU BASED ITV

>sub off the only black
>win

huh?

Dunno I saw iton Sky before any comments appeared

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Who will replace him next week?

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the offensive threat is one of the best defensive tool desu

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Wait, Barca didn't sack Valverde?

Probably another useless South American beaner to appease the underperforming beaners on the squad

I was about to post about that being the first and last La Liga game I'll watch this season but the goal has changed my mind

wtf i like la liga now

nope, the board is really that retarded

Messi begged the board to let him stay

>Messi is a shit goalscorer
Oh oops my bad didn't realize I was dealing with someone who is on the spectrum. My mistake! Sorry I made fun of you. I didn't mean to. Hope you get well soon.

A comer polles, Rosalía.

it's over

90 minute of Dumblel the pace baby trying to cut inside and passes to no one instead of I dunno? shaking off the boomers with pace?

Moyes

nice filename gaelic bro

>Messi is a shit goalscorer

Is there a way Barca can bring back David Villa? He's the last real striker they ever had.

the beaners that carry the team are injured, fatfuck

no messi no fun
simple as

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Messi wants him around to have more authority

Lol and a sick goal as well, very nice

>has nothing to refute my claims
>just uses ad hominems

Have sex

wish I was chad

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>Complain when he runs fast
>Complain when he doesn't

>it's a spaniard writing some banter celebratory messages in spanish on 4channel episode

>tfw cant laugh at farça because madrid is as bad as them and will get rekt too.

Why did barca pass it around why didnt they just put it in the net

>Messi is a shit goalscorer
Americans man.....

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what are you talking about? 2015 suareth was a beast

>the segunda division beckons

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The virgin zoomer dumbele vs The chad boomer aduriz

>Ngubu getting outpaced by a white boy

fwark

The Basque Chad vs. The Scatalan virgin

told you to watch lyon angers instead of that borefest
you didnt listen spee

2015 was 4 years ago and I rate Villa way higher than I do rat-king.

Neck wider than my thighs desu

Greaseman was an awful buy. Don't @ me.

godly hairline

Damn Basques look like *that*?!

Go ahwad and report me

>The Basque 38 year old chad

J U S T

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>Messoy has scored 38% of his 112 Champion's League goals in the knockouts
>people act like he's a true goalscorer

Pathetic lmfao

any atletico player is awful for Barca style

Koke?

FUCK BARCA AND FUCK NIGGERS

>Ameristats
Embarrassing innit?

I'm complaining about him not having the intelligence to know the appropriate time to use his pace

>73% possession

>messi not playing gives him more points to win the ballon d'or

OH NO NO NO

>3 basque teams in CL

We got too cocky spainbros

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so i've watched the game near pic related in setúbal (his hometown) and when i said out loud 'this cunt valverde can't leave soon enough' he smiled at me in his smug way and said 'don't worry too much ;)'
what did he mean by this? is this going to be the greatest redempetion arc of all time?

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Neck thicker than a black ass and my waist. How?

I didn’t realise how much i this gif, thanks bro

He's probably got skinny bitch wrists like most footballers do

A season where both Barca and Halal are going to be terrible should be amazing.

>pay 120mil for a white theo walcott
How did Atletico scam Barcelona this hard?

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mirin that hairline to be honesto familia

why are you posting this dude? he wasn't the goalscorer

SInce when did the yanks start memeing on walcott

tfw ugly

barca was the only joy I ve had in the last 10 years. now they're ded should I off myself ?

Things that never happened

Next AC Milan la'

Get used to it

he can score with your mom

what was wenger thinking bring him on that early

Athletico Brainbao

i know, but i wish they did :(
i'm tired of valverde

Yup. Must be weird having a neck as big as that and have a skinny frame

>73% possession
>lose
kek
K E K !

He's gay

possession is like big benis, useless if you don't use it well

they should take the money they were going to spend on Neymar and spent it on Dybala

he's not
>buy, buy, buy
>still shit

It’s La Liga what did you expect ?

You didn't have arguments either

Typical Americans for you

>spend 120 million euros on greaseman
>spend 255 million euros on transfers (including greaseman)
>pay 312 million euros this season in wages
>dominate possession with 73%
>have a pass accuracy percent of 85%
>have 8 corners
>lose 1-0 to a squad who didn't play any foreign players, have a total wage bill of 47 million euros, and only have 2 foreign players on their entire squad of 30
>allow a 38 year old to score on you
the absolute state of Barcelona

Kek this. Poor guy doesn't know if hes midfield or defense anymore.

QUE BOSHORNO HIJO, QUE NOSHE

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They cannot keep getting away with this

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ameriburger bandwagonner btfo

ooooo chicano, where are you

chicanos are right beaners have an obsession with halal because the smelly poo skins think they're spaniards

Switch Real and Atletico and it's accurate. Also kys.
Atletico peaked during preseason and will bottle the league and copa like they have every year since 2015.

>774 passes

what the fuck for