/nfl/ General: Subject: SEND, FWD, FWD, FWD Patrick MAHOMES FUNNY LOL!!!

Why mormon states are for the chargers ?

T-they gonna be above 8 wins this year r-right g-guys??? Guys???

REEEEEEEE

I don't think I can handle more shit seasons.

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They love Chargers QB Felipe Rios. A man of God

Shutup you got a recent superbowl now deal with mediocrity like the rest of us

I think the opening game against the burrs will be telling, if he's throwing dragons and running around like a nigger then he's back but if he looks anything like he did last December he's finished.

only utah is mormon

Who tf has Indy?? That's not even Indiana right?

if only more states were like utah

Who is this blonde reporter?

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Chargers have 3 more years of Rivers easily

KC has Mahomes for 20 years

Oakland is still shit

Wild Card aspirations at best, not likely tho.

Philip Rivers is probably their perfect representation of man.

Indiana, Kentucky, and Michigan

Indiana and Kentucky make sense, Kentucky is big on the colts I used to live in the biggest city in that state.

I'm assuming Michigan is for the Colts because their 3 divisional rivals are so close in Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Chicongo and all 3 of those teams are playoff contenders so Lions are realists who know they won't make playoffs, but too bitter to select any other of the teams nearby close to making playoffs but Indiana.

Yes that is Indiana

Phillip Rivers should try and lead a movement to get the chargers to move to Utah

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Why? Mormon's aren't Christian

He was never great to begin with

>1 (one) ring in 1 appearance

Tom Brady's backup has more jewelry

>Chargers have 3 more years of Rivers easily
no
>KC has Mahomes for 20 years
That mutt isnt playing unto his 40s LOL
>Oakland is still shit
Can still beat the fuck out of dumb donk niggers
>Wild Card aspirations at best, not likely tho.
Flacco will lead you to a 5 win season at best.

Not pass interference

Are /nfl/ posters always that toxic ?

>3 more years of rivers
Yes, obviously fucking delusional bronco
>Oakland is always gonna be shit
Yes, this is true
>KC has Mahomes for 20 years
Closer to 20 years than 15.
Closer to 20 years than 10.
Closer to 20 years than 5.
Closer to 20 years than your team will win a superbowl again because the long ass drought they're about to face.

He's delusional don't worry Belgium.

No clue. I can't remember the last time I saw anyone walking around in Eagle's gear. It's pretty much Panthers, Steelers, Cowboys, and Falcons for the most part. I'm a Pats fan myself, born and lived the majority of my life in the low country.

How many relevant things have KC, Chargers, and Oakland done since Denver won their first owl?

Denver will win their 4th before any of them win anything.

Sometimes Reid can't hold back his excitement a the ideas, interrupting quarterback meetings with greasy napkins in hand. He'll shamble into the small room and take his place in the front, gleefully explaining and diagraming the new ketchup recipies hes scribbled onto the napkins.
"They're always recipies that taste good," Mutthomes said, shaking his head and salivating. "Even if you don't think they're going to taste good, they do anyway. That fat fuck knows food."
But Reid doesn't reveal all his tricks. He gives away just enough to pique Mutthomes intrest.
"Hey, I can't tell you too much yet," Mutthomes remembers Reid telling him. "Don't want to get you too excited."
"It's totally random. But he's just feeling it sometimes. He'll just walk in and inject your steak with ketchup for you."

bet you 999 dollars you're proven wrong in 5 years.

But KC and San Diego are the most dangerous teams in the AFC in the current moment

How's your team doing in the last 3 years, /nfl/? Some of the results might surprise you...

AFCS
Titans(27-21)[56.3%]
Texans(24-24)[50.0%]
Colts(22-26)[45.8%]
Jaguars(18-30)[37.5%]

NFCE
Cowboys(32-16)[66.7%]
Eagles(29-19)[60.4%]
Redskins(22-25-1)[46.9%]
Giants(19-29)[39.6%]

NFCN
Vikings(29-18-1)[61.5%]
Lions(24-24)[50.0%]
Packers(23-24-1)[49.0%]
Bears(20-28)[41.7%]

>Vikings run NFCN
>Packers below the Lions. Get swept by Lions two years straight.
>Packers literally third in NFCN right now
>Titans the best overall team in the AFCS
>Cowboys edge out Eagles in overall regular season performance

Any like always, they'll choke when it counts, the entire AFC West are chokers, but Denver has gotten to the owl so many times that they have teams that are too good to lose eventually.

Kc winning the owl this year after going 14-2

It'll be better than squatting in the LA Stadium. People in LA aren't Christian either.

PANTHERS
19-0
BEAT THE PATS IN THE OWL TO KEK THEM
OWEN 3

Show AFCW.

Panthers won't win 8 games senpai

Nothing surprising.

AFCW
Chiefs(34-14)[70.8%]
Chargers(26-22)[54.2%]
Raiders(22-26)[45.8%]
Broncos(20-28)[41.7%]

Kansas City is going to go do the 18-1 meme except the one loss wont be in the owl

KC is going to get snubbed and eliminated in the Wild Card and it's going to be funny to me.

>Snubbed and elminated in the WC
>Only team in the AFCW in the last 3 years to have a good record

AFCW
Chiefs(34-14)[70.8%]
Chargers(26-22)[54.2%]
Raiders(22-26)[45.8%]
Broncos(20-28)[41.7%]

Youre right
19 isnt 8

>Chiefs finish 10-6, lose division to Chargers on tiebreakers
>Enter as #5 WC
>choke
I can see it now.

>lions doing better than packers and bears
The curse really is over guys!

>Patrick Mahomes
>choke
ha lol

>Your team
>Preseason standout on your team
>Guy who needs to sit
>Your record prediction for the regular season
>Ideal GF type

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Chiefs are legit dangerous.

Texans
Matt Schaub
Matt Ryan
9-7
I want a total waspy cunt

>Clemson qb
>Nfl success
Not in this lifetime.

Thoughts on Miles Sanders? I couldn't watch the game last night.

>Chiefs are the strongest they've been in 5 years
>In the weakest AFC they've played in
>in 5 years

yeahno

Iowa remains indifferent.

Denver are better, Chargers are better, Oakland is a coin flips either Gruden is still good or his brain is rotten, I'd bet on rotten though

A retired pornskank

And yet we're both aware they're not going to the Super Bowl this year. Everyone is projecting them to finish 14-2. It's going to be funny to me when they drop games and Mahomes gets questioned and grilled. Chiefs finish 10-6 or 11-5, don't live up to the hype.

Gruden > Reid

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I like how you believe 50 Touchdowns and 5k yards in a season is just "Hype"

Same user who posted all of last year while he was doing this that it matched Daks season right?

Right? Mahomes is just Dak right?

>My life consists solely of writing fan fiction about the Chiefs

>takes the NFC North

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>bears
>Ian Bunting, he's a local UDFA TE and dude's killin it, I hope he makes the roster especially since our TEs are shit
>Javon Wims, he's getting a ton of hype and I still don't think he's more than a 5th or 6th WR
>11-5
>petite emo stoner gf

you probably wouldnt think im lying if i said this made me laugh out loud

I see clots gear quite a bit as far as out of state teams go, i think it's cause the colors are similair to honolulu blue and silver

He runs the ball. He can catch the ball. He has decent tackle breaking from LoS but loses steam in open field.

I too shared a triumphant, hearty laugh knowing my based Vikes will handily win the NFC North

>AFC
1. Patriots
2. Chiefs
3. Browns
4. Colts
5. Texans
6. Bills

>NFC
1. Rams
2. Bears
3. Panthers
4. Eagles
5. Cowboys
6. Saints

Howard will be the eagles rb1 this year

he had several times last year. more rushing yards and protection wont matter?

>midwest

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>4. Colts
>5. Texans
The >6. Bills shit can fly but that AFCS take is shit.

>NFC
>Rams 1 seed

I know, brett hundley was terrible

Also...
>Maryland going for Patriots
They STILL have yet to recover.

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What's her name

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Darude Sandstorm

go bears!

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packers
2nd round elghton jenkins won the starting LG spot already, and UDFA curtis bolton is the clear ILB2 after the other guy got injured
maybe deshone kizer, as he isnt developing anymore, but he hasn't thrown a pick so maybe I'm wrong
9-7
thick white alt fashion

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Division winners should have to play away on wild card weekend if they have a worse record than the wild card.

Not Found is my personal favorite.

That makes no fucking sense.

>bills vs panthers
>bears vs giants
>fins vs bucs

what game we watching tonight, lads?

thanks anons

The Battle of Florida.

the game with daniel jones in it

t.brainlet

>tripfag
goes without saying

Browns
Mack Wilson so far
Kirksey, dudes been hurt a lot recently and it seems like he can be replaced even though hes a good leader
My current gf

ya, i'm thinking i'm ready for tonight

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Pants
Elijah Holyfield
That Cox guy who got arrested or something
11-5
Female

who is ready for more preston williams and first string josh rosen

>it happened last year so it will happen again
This is always amusing.

Heckin’ cucks, that’s what. I know Pants aren’t a serious contender, but c’mon

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AFC/Raider trash is

>arent serious contenders
Its an odd year m8
Odds of playoffs are 100%

I see many homosexual prostitutes wearing the same jacket.

>tfw top 5 defense and offense
Literally who can stop us?

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Seething

Just imagine Brady getting
>SEVEN
, then being asked "will you retire?" with him answering... no.

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Vikings desu

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Around a lot of queer prostitutes are you?

What will happen if the following occurs this year?

>Chiefs @ Patriots AFCCG
>Patriots annihilate Chiefs
>Saints make it to the SB
>Brady wins his 7th in convincing fashion over Brees
I mean, will there be anything left at that point? Brady already soundly defeated Rodgers last year.

2 more hours.

ARE YOU REAADDDDDDY?????

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Until what?

ay who dis guy

I attended many Dolphins home games in the past. UM is a nice campus, but Miami is a gay city.

should i go to the titans preseason game v patriots? will god brady be there?

my man

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Brady will be there but doubt he plays any.

Brady won’t be there but I’m sure he’ll play some.

Brady will be there and he will play.

Brady won’t be there and he won’t play.

Brady won't not be there and I doubt he won't play.

Brady probably isn’t not going to be there and possibly will not unplay.

Brady show not up there doubt will but not play probably won’t.

Toxic samefag.

Brady = present
Brady =/= play

Browns
For once I'm not watching the backups play in the preseason desperately trying to manufacture hope
Callaway
10-6
Tall(5'11-6'0) natural everything, nice booty and flat stomach

>6. Bills

Titans user, here
I aint going anymore guys..

>his dog isn't a fan of his team

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>shitbull

t. cat owner

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I own both, checkmate nigger

Brady maybe will be there and will maybe play

>owning cats

cringe

DO NOT attack cats because one šœÿłęñt boi doesn’t like basedbulls

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What a happy boi, to bad his owner is a fan of such a shit team.

ya, i'm thinking we got the best QB in the draft

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Pitbulls are based and you're a low T cuck if you disagree.

Holy shit, hurry up and get him surgery for his double entropion

t. Lives in the ghetto

So much for America’s team, eh?

Redskins are proof you can just ignore the fake outrage and everything will be fine

>judging QB ability by ring count
brainlet detected

>skins
>fine

>>Your team
49ers
>>Preseason standout on your team
Tarvarius Moore
>>Guy who needs to sit
Jimmy Ward
>>Your record prediction for the regular season
10-6
>>Ideal GF type
Intellectual slut.

Define “fine”?

wrong, most pitbulls are improperly raised and are peabrained and violent
defensemaven.io/bluelivesmatter/news/woman-attacked-by-6-pit-bulls-wants-officer-who-saved-her-life-to-be-fired-8B-ajNomL0qGgxa-qHgjSA/2019-05-03T19:57:07.2779180Z/od3TB4ElI0Sn032U8woqgQ/?replyPage=4
if we euthanized every pitbull in the world, humanity would be better off. that's a fact

>mauling children is based
Ask me how i know you are melanin enriched.

Racist faggots

>Redskins
>Jimmy Moreland
>Colt mcCoy
>12-4
>8'6 giantess

>no packers
L M A O

>JOSH GORDON
FUCK YES BRING IT HOME BOIIII

I just shidded and farded

Nigga no this isn't what I'm implying.

>3 QBs have thrown 50 TDs and 5k yards
>Tom Brady
>Peyton Manning
>Patrick Mahomes

It is the elite of the elite stats, fuckhead. Only two of the greatest to ever play has done what he accomplished, and you fuckers keep spouting FLUUUUUUUUUKEeee

Like you know what you're talking about. For fuck sakes mother fucking monkeybrained retard.

Josh Gordon reinstated. Patriots 16-0 inc

i'm thinking we'll have a winning season this year

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>Flash is back
Rename the fucking trophy right now

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Imagine being this retarded and angry. Nobody said Mahomes was a fraud, just that the Chiefs might not dominate and go 14-2 like everyone thinks they will. Calm your massive mantits.

THEY CAN'T KEEP FUCKING GETTING AWAY WITH IT

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>t. crosses the street when you see someone walking a pitbull
Absolute betas

I give him 6 games tops before he pisses positive

Just snorted some coke, about to head down to a sports bar and watch my fins preseason game. Might even fuck a bitch or two.

See you incel virgin freaks later.

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Browns aren't winning their division
Bills aren't making the playoffs
Aints aren't making the playoffs

It isn't fair.

Enjoy the coke not letting you get hard

BRING ME THE RING

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>Bucs
>winning season
Not in that division

>Browns aren't winning their division
I give them a 25% chance. Steelers are almost certainly taking it.
>Bills aren't making the playoffs
I give them a 2% chance
>Aints aren't making the playoffs
I give them a 75% chance

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

streamable.com/9n5d1

Fucking A! Just stay sober and off the drugs, Josh.

>Aints aren't making the playoffs
It'd be fun to watch them finally make the Owl only to get stomped by 5-6 scores by Brady

Bring some Charlie to sniff off your keys in the toilet. Keep the buzz lad.

Idk where that meme comes from, ive done like 2 grams of blow in a night and lasted for hours

Okay so...I mean what does that really change? Pats were already going to win their division. They already had a theoretical top 12 offense going into this year and a top 10 defense. They still haven't solved the TE problem. Gronk isn't coming back.

Yeah that dude has no idea what he's talking about, the only thing that would cause that is being able to drink more because of the cocaine and that would keep you from getting ahrd

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SEETHING
E
E
T
H
I
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Looks like NE Patriots TE Eric Saubert's GF Sara Cardona, recently got traded from the Falcons.

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josh gordon effectively replaces gronk

Trips of truth

Yeah but now they have somebody other than a Jewish slot manlet to throw to, NKeal Harry was never going to be very productive in his first year in that system

How long do you think that Josh will stay off the weed?

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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No suspension to start for Gordon. Can play after next weeks game.

over/under week 10 for his next suspension?

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>Your superbowl champions.....The Las Vegas raiders

Probably after the ring ceremony.

I'm glad I stopped being a Chargers fan.

Derwin out for a while due to injury.

Singles and PACK wins the owl

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g-go puckers...

what team does San Diego root for now?

>trying to summon meme magic with such a meager offering
That's not how it works, user.

VIVA LOS RAIDERS
E
G
A
S

Where's that one other Titanbro at? I think he's new zealand, there's literally two of us on this board

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Fuck if I know. Some people still follow the Chargers and I know they wouldn't switch to the Raiders.

I don't really follow any team, anymore.

dubs of truth for green gays are bitches

>b-but muh weed
Get ready, NFL.

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Dubs and raidsrs win in an owl VS GB

Nobody gives a shit anymore. Those that do are limp, flaccid losers whose time is gone

ha ha ha

time for 5 more Grier INTs

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So the Pats WR will be
Edelman
Gordon
Harry
Dorsette
Myers

Will they keep a sixth or stash a couple with the Foxboro flu?

Does anyone honestly expect Gordon to not fail another test? It's literally only a matter of time but at least the Pats are gonna get something out of him this year

>b-but muh audio recording

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One smoked a blunt while the other is a piece of human trash who abuses women and babies.

SING IT WITH ME, NEW ENGLAND!!!
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>only having one speedy receiver

how quaint

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Other sports

This is so fucking cocky and arrogant coming from the team with the most notorious playoff choking head coach of all time

>dont cross street
>my childs head gets bitten off
>"at least im alpha"

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>speed

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>still has Andy Reid as HC

What did they mean by this?

Andy Reid CAN coach deep into the playoffs

Singles and Raiders DON'T win the owl

Yeah and I'll bet both of my balls he's going to lose every single time he gets there

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Tyreek was framed

KC will have a 1 year window the year they replace Pigman before they become complete dogshit again.

WHAT CHA GONNA DO, NFL, WHEN BRADY TO GORDON COMES TO YOU!?

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>sells Gordon a dimebag
nothin personnel, kid

Remind him he's playing in the Mile High City and then hit him 20 times

who's getting injured tonight?

It always bothers me when I hear this song because I can't pinpoint what the original tune is that afroman ripped it from. It has eluded me for years.

Are you implying that Brady isn't paying a group of some big boys to guard his only wideout 24-7 with orders to maim-to-kill anyone who even smells a bit dank?

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Last digit is number of weeks Gordon lasts before getting suspended

i guess kraft has blackmail on goodell, huh

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Cam Newton and his nappy head.

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he's not even playing tonight, retard

>2 years
>2 more rings
Sounds about right.

Another Eagles QB.
>they're not playing tonight
I know, it's going to happen anyways

>old school Yea Forums burrsbros keeping the meme alive
where's the romanian and his "totally a bear"

can you talk fantasy in here

No. Get the fuck out.

Are the iggles cursed again?

gordon reminds me a little like ricky williams. wouldn't shock me if later on he says he never really liked football and just used drugs to cope

Mara: "I hope Eli has a great year and Jones never sees the field"

Hahahahahaha all these people watching the preseason got their hopes up with Jones showing promise and now this. HAHAHAHA.

of course

>drafted gordon in the 11th round in my league's draft yesterday

feeling good, lads

Brady was short of 5k.

Brady hit 5k in 2011. He said have hit 50 TDs and 5K yards, not necessarily in the same season.

>Most *humans are peabrained...
Ftfy

what about hunt and tate

see
he told me it was okay

WHERE MY ALLEN HATERS AT

Ok. I assumed he meant in one season.

here i gone burn with allen three years ago i learn my lesson...never again

Playing Madden too much.

Well he's wrong. Get the fuck out. There's a thread dedicated to balding manbaby stat tracking:

the panthers dj is cancer

why thank you good sir...

can i stay and talk hockey

GET OUT

wait one minute...the last comments where 50 minutes ago

>balding
nice projection. i do fantasy and I have all my hair, just have a cowlick that I am keeping a close eye on in case it turns into a small bald spot, and some propecia pills on hand if ever needed.

Rest of the league eternally BTFO and in Shambles!

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i was hoping to talk cover 2 and can you still play read zone in today new football

Pathetic my singles certify validity in my prediction

fuck you goodell...let the man smoke the WEEEEEEEEEDDDD

>not WEEEEEDDDuh
You had one job, user.

Ricky Williams?

STAY OFF THE DAAAAAUM WEEEEEDDUUUHHHHHH

>"You should be afraid of me too, bitch."
This is the guy just barely keeping >your window open lolol

>andre roberts is going do dick down the jets week 1

On a serious note, the Pats are absolutely so stacked right now it's ridiculous. Bros.... tell me it's not gonna happen again

>hurr durr allen is trash

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

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18-1 II: Electric Boogaloo

singles for ur gay, dubs for ur tranny, trips for Its Time To Dilate.

Reminder that literally the entire starting oline, blount, edelman, and more were injured, and they were still one competent kicker away from a win

rb is still weak so is te and cb...fuck sony and that whole guy of nothing

out of context

We'd need Eli to make the owl again.

Wow, you're right Allen is shit, but Allen is playing way better, wonder if Allen could sack Allen then sack Allen

shut the fuck up

DanIEL Jones

>rb is still weak
Are you fucking serious? Are you totally retarded? Pats were one of the top 10 run heavy teams last year. Michel and Burkhead put in work. They are great at RB.

>cb
Literally some of the best in the league with Gilmore and McCourty.

The only position the Patriots need help on right now is TE. Gronk just needs to start pumping up now and come out of retirement by week 7 and they can still go 16-0.

>rb is weak
lol
>so is cb
LOL

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Mara stated recently he doesn't intend to play Jones. See:

>preseason cope
holy shit belichick has millions of rent free acres in your guys' heads

shady with 2 tds

Why is Allen only targeting white receivers?

That's why Eli is gonna have an unfortunate accident

Literally the best CB in the league LMAOing at your life

What the fuck was that hairstyle...

can newton looking like he's growing brown moss outta his bucket

I was just testing you hahaha ha

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Sucs lolphins

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Post your TD celebration

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GIANTS CONFIRMED FOR SUPER BOWL

Where is this Samuel and Moore I been hearing about?

>Eli is elite

Is it our year bros?

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Based

Was USA Today right though?

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stop posting before streamers can see the touchdown

give me Grier

No he just feels the pressure of being replaced and will go down game three in a shoulder blow out

>not having cable

cringe

thats like the opposite of cringe you corporate slave overlord, and I have cable back home just not where I live when at college

Allen looking mint if i'm being frank with you all.

Either Rosen is hot shit or our defense is legit

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Chase Daniel needs to sign with the Redskins. The trio of Chase, Case, and Colt would amuse me greatly.

If Eli beats the Patriots again. Would Brady and Belichick kill themselves?

This is pathetic panthers wow. I thought you guys were better desu.

>buffalel preseason gloating
grim

USA Today is like the worst ever when it comes to evaluating anything football related

>Play clock at five. Pass is...INTERCEPTED AT THE GOALLINE BY MALCOLM BUTLER! UN-REAL!

>Edelman comes down with the football and they're saying it's a catch. Incredible!

Remember, he suffers from brain damage.

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They have six Superbowl rings each, lad, come on.

He is so whacky I love him.

oh no how did he double doink that lol

oh no a fumble on a guy who is getting cut.

B-bros...I'm afraid of the Eli Manning dynasty.
The Blake Bortles Dynasty
The Dwayne Haskins Dynasty.
So many dynasties coming
I am so scared

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oh no no no Carolina looking like shit

Owen Two, bombstonian

rivera looking heated

Will Grier is terrible lol

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Just preseason dumbass

I hope she sees this bro

why was jones a bad pick again lmfao

>Daniel Jones
lmao

run the wild cat, pants

let's see about that. I'm feeling that the Bills will reach the conference game this year

These new panthers uniforms look terrible too.

Grier makes bad decisions. I’m glad they’re giving him a lot of live fire practice.

That could have been bad

Get a fucking grip, Grier. This is pathetic. The refs literally gave you three more tries and it doesn’t even matter

ded bison

lmao

what a shitshow

>bills

>tfw 2 more days until >my team plays again

Refs giving >us a million chances, but this secondary is too awful

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watching the panthers has been an eye sore.

Nathan Peterman will be Superbowl MVP

Glad you're enjoying this year's Madden

It’s all Grier. Dude should just give up. This is uncoachabley bad

>Will Grier is shit
Who coulda guessed

half won't end cause of how many incompletions gueer has.

holy phuck football season is kino

Since both these games suck here we go boys

Your predictions

MVP
OPOY
DPOY
OROY
DROY
CPOY
WPMOY
SB Champ
SB MVP

Griers errors outside of the int are just overthrows. Reads aren't bad, he just has to help his receivers out. He'll get better with time

>both
There's 3 games on, retard

Good thing it's just pre season

This is getting ugly.

MVP: Peterman
OPOY: Peterman
DPOY: Peterman
OROY: Daniel Jones
DROY: Kyler "leading fumble recovery" Murray
CPOY: Peterman
WPMOY: Josh Gordon
SB Champ: Raiders
SB MVP: Peterman

>Grier was a 3rd rounder
lol panties

>”this tape goes around the NFL. You can’t put out tape this bad”
Panthers playing 5d chess—putting out bad tape in meaningless games to keep our regular season opponents guessing

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MVP: Luck
OPOY: Luck
DPOY: Cox
i dont know shit about the rookies
i dont know shit about the rookies
CPOY: Leveon Bell
WPMOY: some white guy
SB Champ: Chargers
SB MVP: Keenan Allen

Gonna miss those right angle shoulder stripes. These round stripes are ugly

>sacked

Count on cam

I dont remember this many third worlders and yuros ever being on Yea Forums

What the absolute fuck happened to the front page?

Pants are cooked
Its over
0-16
Odd year meme is dead

The curse of Gerald Mccoy

Panther Football is a joke.

Count on me for what?

My only comfort is we’re not playing a single starter

To not let Grier play lol

Better hope they don't get hurt.

>seething over preseason
4-0 2017 Cleveland Brown CHAMPS baby

Hah get fucked Grier, that's what you get for leaving UF like a fucking bitch, cunt.

Give the ball to McCaffrey

Ok

MVP- Julio Jones
OPOY- Andrew Luck
DPOY- Donald
OROY- Theyre gonna give it to Kyler Murray because muh hype
DROY- Josh Allen
CPOY- Josh Gordon
WPMOY- Nigga who cares
SP Champ- Pats
SB MVP- You know who :)

Based Wesley Walls

Also keep giving the ball to kids. Classy af

TYBC
Y
B
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What makes a favela monkey choose New Orleans?

jesus these haircuts, what is wrong with wh*te people

Thatll work for only one game

when will they fucking learn?

It’s against Rams, so I’ll take it

I never knew how much of a manlet Brees is. No wonder he’s all uppity

I'm an Eagles fan, senpai

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>Grier still in
I so that hate. Just figuredon't he would be in for just one inning

What am I looking at in this image? Does that device do some sort of projection?

it's like a second home to them

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>r-right?

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>panthers

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I don't hate that*
Framingham auto correct

I can’t help but take these meaningless preseason games seriously because I’m so starved for football. Fuck you Grier. Obviously haven’t been practicing

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MVP Brady
OPOY Brady
DPOY Gilmore
OROY Harry
DROY Winovich
CPOY Gordon
WPMOY Bennet
SB Champ Pats
SB MVP Michel

They are not only going undefeated they are winning every game with a shutout.

WAKE ME UP

Awwwwwwww

Not being able to understand sarcasm is a sign of autism

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This dude has been given all sorts of chances for more than weed
boston.com/sports/new-england-patriots/2018/09/18/josh-gordon-drugs-suspension-timeline

But >you didn't draft Trace McSorley

Based

>not using incognito tab
Lel lad

>tfw no cartoonishly patriotic wife to 'mire you and cook you wings while you watch football
why even live? No, seriously, that's awesome

>nawimsaiyan

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>thinking that makes a difference
The CIA knows what you are doing, they know how to remote viewing.

I see that Will Grier is doing poorly. Did Kyle Allen do well?

>pants defense

No starters, retard

Yeah I'm sure you know all about that

INT

jersh
gerdens

who has the Rex Grossman comic?

I just want a knowledgeable football hottie like this to share the game with.

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>Bruce Arians is such a great guy because he hires so many black people
>Bruce Arians is such a great guy because he wasn't racist to Ronde barber's dad
>Bruce Arians is such a great guy because he hires so women

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>6. Bills

Is this the worst WB stable in the league?

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funny guy posted it again, we'll see what happens, mate.

>giving some meme forcing autist a (You)
Sad

>6. Bills

letting the third world have access to the internet was a mistake.

CFL > NFL by FAR
Fucking ameriburgers with their 'sport'

We send our scraps up to you and anyone of worth leaves you to beg to be in the NFL.

That's why viewership tanked and the Rapties won the 'ship.
>Canada also burnt down the white house
lmao how can the usa be so pathetic?

And yet none of that changes that the CFL is garbage filled with our scraps. Our laughable jokes(Johnny Manziel) are CFL heroes.

who has the worst OL Arizona or Miami?

>Christian Wade nearly got 2 TDs on his first 2 touches

Your mother gave me two orgasms on her first two touches.

>implying I wasn't trying to encourage the meme

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Even sadder.

TURN ON ESPN

LEBRON JAMES HIT BY A CAR, CURRENTLY IN ICU

looked bad for a sec

wade is for real. would love to see him make it

Titans
Tannelel will be a good backup
Haven't seen enough to say desu
8-8
Conservative fundamentalist Christian Maude Flanders-type of woman

I dont believe you

>Arizona
>Florida
>Carolinas
>Michigan
>Virginia with it's DC suburbs
>Nu York
>Not picking your home-town team
Cucks. The lot of em.

Can one of you heroes make a USA vs Spain basketball thread. Starts in 8 minutes.

>turn on espn
It would have been broken by a tweet first retard

mauling children is based you low t cuck
if a kid can't handle a good mauling he/she is too beta to reproduce

Heineke was the clear #2 since last December you retards, should have been getting snaps all preseason

what the fuck is this nog rambling about

Ready to apologize, Yea Forums? Daniel Jones is already a top 5 QB in the NFL, possibly top 3. And the season hasn't even started yet.

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Well at least panthers won the practices.

ded bill

>And the season hasn't even started yet.

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lmao pats aren't even making playoffs
father time is finally catching up to Brady, he's gonna be chucking 3 INTs a game to random corners on the other team

what exactly is a Zaxby's?

will this finally be the year this call is right?

they sell chicken

Wtf did that here’s your sign even mean

Think KFC but more focused on sandwiches and wings/tenders/strips

>Bucs

big latina milkers spotted

Why is Florida allowed to have any NFL team let alone 3 of them?

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dont lose the ball man

>losing to the gnats
>going 0-2

population I suppose

>Either Rosen is hot shit or our defense is legit

Rosen is actually a top 3 qb and the bucs have the best defense in the league

no

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Which starting QB is getting a season ending injury next week?

>Hahahahahaha all these people watching the preseason got their hopes up with Jones showing promise and now this. HAHAHAHA.

This post didnt age well at all.

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That isn't the panther standard I like to see.

>ignoring the 2 fumbles

:/

There were legitimately maybe 2 good throws Jones made tonight but New Yawkers spent so long calling him a bust and Eli is so shit that they'll nut over him being the 16th best QB in the league in a year

> beeing freaking dick for no reason

Are the burrs, dare I say it, finished?

the bears and seahawks arent making the playoffs

No. The Pats have an easy schedule, they're arguably stronger than they've ever been at any position other than tight end, and if Gronk comes out of retirement or gets in shape, they're going 13-3 or greater.

>burrs
OH NO NO NO NO AAAAAAHAHAHAHA

I think you might have some trouble reading, my dude. He was laughing because Mara said he's not benching Eli and expects him to play the whole year even though Jones looked promising to fans.

the only team that should be panicking over preseason is Atlanta

0-3 after starting most of their legit 1st squad and having multiple guys injured

>seahawks arent making the playoffs
Yep, I remember when retards were saying the same thing last year
>4-12
>4-12
>4-12
god, it was embarrassing

more like 8 or 9 wins and no playoffs

>Getting BTFO by the cowshits
You might as well haven't made the offs.

>letting the fucking gnats put 32 on you
Burrs 6-10 at best this year

people don't ACTUALLY eat at Hooter's anymore, right?

No shame in that at all, they were a great team. It's not like it was a blowout or anything either.

You have no idea how hard I am watching the Giants actually have an offense for the first time in years.

God, wouldn't it just be awful if the Giants turn into a good team after getting rid of *d*ll and L*nd*n? I would just hate that.

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duh, they did nothing in the offseason but lost an elite coach. of course they arent repeating the playoffs

eagles.
winning superbowl 54.
book it.

Yeah, you guys are showing that Burrz practice squad the business.

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>Giants First-Team goes straight up the field
>"I-I-I-t's only preseason shut up fag!!!!!"

Found the seething Eaglesnigger

>Wentz goes down in week 5
>sudfeld out
>Kessler has to carry the team
6-10 is the best I can do this year senpai

How has it felt being our and the cownigger's bitch the past two seasons?

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Dubs and demaryius thomas gets resurrected

9 wins is the baseline for the Russell Wilson-led Seahawks, and you should expect more than that considering they're better now than they have been in the last two or three years

The Giants have beaten the Eagles once in the last 8 games

Feels like we're getting our future QB just in time for the cap to finally fuck over the Eagles. Unless you're going to tell me that (((((Roseman))))) is going to make more players take pay cuts so they can keep the team together.

The only going down in week 5 for Carson will be on your moms vag hole.

>gnatfags finally succumbing to the delusions caused by skullfuckings of previous years
New Browns desu

It's actually the last once in the last 10 games

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The Panthers are better and getting the WC

Man, 28-3 really broke something in the Falcons. They might be better off relocating at this point.

lol

based and Hawkpilled

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>muh Wentz injuries
shut up nigger, I said Eagles winning SB54. BOOK IT.

cringe

Dante culpepper has 39 tds and 4700 yards in 04’ sometimes people just have a great year

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>I
lol fag no one cares but you

I'm cautiously optimistic. They looked like shit tonight.

>39 TDs
>And 4700 yards
>With Randy Moss
>Is comparable to
>50 TDs
>5k years

lol okay.

Plenty of people have had 40 TD 4500 yard seasons. Not many have 5k 5000. Thats a whole nother level.

Theres a great year, and theres a perfect year. Mahomes was perfect.

kek

cope

>perfect
>didn’t make it to the superbowl
No.

>A perfect season is the same thing as a perfect post season

Mahomes is "literally" finished once more tape gets out. He's a weaponsbabby anyway.

he's half black, that's cringe in my book

Chiefs winning SB

>All of these filthy fans in this thread
Danny J goin' in dry this year.

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Calling others autistic when you can't even reply to the right person

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>Philly does something nice for the kids
>Midget fags think this is a bad think and a grounds for mockery
And people say our fans are garbage.

NEW THREAD

1 in 10 kek

I mean to be a Giants fan you have to from New Jersey or New Yawk, so by definition they are subhuman

Next time try not talking with a dick in your mouth

Uhh, suck me

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