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And remember that GOATEBAKIO has two more to score

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POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT POSITIVITÄT

t. Uli H

GRANATEN WHEN

GRANATEN WHEN

yeah, you will tell me the same about Leverkusen, Gladbach, Hoffenheim, Bremen, Frankfurt, Wolfsburg (not even speaking of all the shitters) etc. and suddenly they will be up on the first place with a comfortable lead.

Even if they dont win any of those four games against RB and BVB, do you expect Dortmund to win all games?

Like I said, they'll walk the league

my fucking God what am I watching Hertha is wining yesssssssssss
fucking yesssssss Hertha

the joke is as dumb and senseless as the chicken itself

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>WHERES COUTINHO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Mit der Leihe Coutinhos wid das alles in Ordnung kommen

HA

HO

HE

Read that in his voice.

durchfall is sooooo much funnier right :D

Told ya friend

HA
HO
HÜ
hnchen :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

jacob italiano

based

Mein Führer...

based

Loide hört auf über Hähnchen zu reden ich krieg hier noch Hunger und der Chicken House hat schon zu

>rechtschreibfehler in the youtube title
what a shitshow

kek

based

>Bayernwins

Bold prediction. YOU'RE REALLY STICKING YOUR HEAD OUT THERE this year.

dumme fette sau

We're starting again lads

Bauernhühnchen will do a few emergency transfers after this

>Having to loan out Granaten
The state of Bayern

Bayern will score AT LEAST once more, probably twice. Can Luckebackio save Berlin once more?

buyern not winning = me not watching

bayern will win this 4-2

remember bundes is scripted and people are supposed to think this year everything will be different and exciting

Bayern will do coutinho after this

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wtf did Gnabry do to his hair???

spoken like a true bauern fan xDDD

>pavard out
oh nononono

>
Friendly reminder

i am eating whole pot of Chunkjy Monkey RIGHT NOW

COUTINHO COUTINHO COUTINHO

based ösibro

>all these literally whos on the bench
sad!

>Chunky Monkey®
Veganes Eis auf Mandelbasis mit Banane, kakaohaltige Bits und Walnüsse

>Wir haben viel an unserem Klassiker Chunky Monkey herumgetüftelt und sind uns sicher, dass diese vegane Version dich verrückt machen wird! Es ist schlicht die chunkieste aller Schoko-Bananen-Kombinationen ever!
huh

Nkunku'd it

if i was in that stadium i would have left at half time. that’s not miasanmia but babylevel mentality. not my bayern. kovac raus tb h

yes, whats not vegan about bananas and nuts

Stereotypical ngubu hair. Why are you surprised?

you’re not only fat but also a retard

>Mullel

my BMI is 21 LOL rekt

>... Boss

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the milk in the ice cream you absolut retard

>zieht den bayern die lederhosen aus
the haters never learn

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>"Nowak Nörgler"

absolute state of ÖR commentary

wait what, gnabry is black?

No wonder you have Dünnschiss

MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT MILCH IST GIFT

sure, and the bmi of that bullied girlfrom tagesthemen is 17

>be coman
>run fast
>not working
>dive
>not working
>run really fast
>not working
>dive
>not working

Not sure there is more that he can do.

Kingsley C'mon you have to score that

>animepeter is a customer
checks out

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*gets injured*

that’s not me

being injured is his masterclass

>hühnchen finishing needs more 00 in the abschluss

how ironic

Robben and Ribery at their current age are better than Gnabry and Coman tßh, even with the lack of speed

Coman will come good

You will only reveal their massive bbc (big bavarian cock)

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VAR

you’ll see bayern will win this, the league, the cup and maybe the cl.
fuck off all of you

Bayern trailing against Hertha Berlin. What's going on here?

RANDOM VAR CHECK

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>mfw used to rate bayern
wat a fagget

*dribbles to the outside*
*cuts back*

VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR

VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR

DUDE VAR LMAO

The call that saved the big club

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verVARscht

clear penalty

based uli paying Köln

saw the score and just turned it on lads

lmao what a retarded

smart

yes you did

how is this a penalty holy shit

yes yes

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>Divewandowski
ah yes, VAR makes things more fair

VAR is the granate

LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA

proper BIG BRAIN PLAY from Grujic here

transfer money gone to the refs I see

turning it off now
fuck bayern

why is hertha such an embarrassment of a team?

THANK YOU BASED VAR

scores a goal, costs a goal
the lord giveth and the lord taketh away
grujic is retarded
lewandowski is still a diving cunt

Footballers are almost as stupid as ice hockey players. Incredible.

BASED ULI MAKING THE CALLS IN THOS BITCH LOOOOOOOL

VAR is so fucking shit wtf

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ VAR SINSON

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well that was just fucking retarded by grujic

huh, new Torhymne

>Bro let me just throw lewandowski around
>whats the worse that could happen
Hate bayern but that was deserved

>tie against the 2nd best team in Berlin at home

LOL? is this for real?

xD i also watch pewdiepie!!

How is that a clear error? Obviously a foul but most times a ref wouldn't see it.

Such a pleasure to witness Penaldowski score 10 penalties every season

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Can't start a season without Buyern getting ref support.

>TEDi is German
Should've known. Good store.

Hertha VAR beschissn worden

what to expect from a serb
wondering why Maier isn't playing

youre all retarded that was a clear penalty.
im not even a bauer

bought an umbrella there once

How I get a gf?

The stadium announcer sounds dejected

>im not even a bauer

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PK takers should not be allowed to stutter their run ups now that GKs have been nerfed

>feel the slightest touch
>throw yourself to the ground
>penalty
defenders hate him

dont shag monkeys anymore

>selling shit that isn’t even worth 20ct for 1 euro
yeah, great store

about as clear as the ganges river

bee urself

Bayern's new goal celebration song is the can can? wtf

Griasdi Uli

That would have been a goal

beef and duct tape

How infested is Münich with ex-Yugos these days?

become your own gf

Holy shit my sides. Post more

this

more like the cant cant
AM I RIGHT lul

why didn't you listen
did you not want free money

chloroform

Bavarians are genetically ex-yugos so nobody can tell.

They are probably filled with niggers

Chloroforme

Tbh the last foul on coman was more of a pen but this was some fucking great acting.

I think they vary it for every goal scorer but Im not sure

okay

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>pavard

>Pavard
good idea bad execution

classic french amirite

thats pretty good

ehehe

bouhou where is monsieur pogba?

the "one good goal at the last wm" kid is pretty shit

desu he had two solid seasons for stuttgart
his zweikampfwerte in the second were elite even

>kimmich literally walking back
lul, is his condition this bad or does he literally not care about the buundes

COUTINHO CONFIRMED

GRANATE!!!!!!!

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CAM ON BEST WALL SIDE

>Lolisso

hertha is too white. needs more poc players. bayern is already on the right side of history.

gnabry is actually really good lads, Im pretty impressed

OLMO

Cunty manlet thinks defending is beneath him.

Ye this is going to be the 2-3

>pavard

ERA ROJO

Pavard is fucking terrible my god

AUF GEHT'S HERTHA *bumm* *bumm*

>Poovard

>Frustfoul time
never change Buyern

>lewa getting a yellow to sabotage my fantasy football team
why are you like this

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This would be penal if this was bayern ball

What happened to Platehard?

isn dummer ossi

>Pavard

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>not taking grujic out
he wants the second yellow and var sinson will give it to him

mad weslim

he ain’t even an ossi you retard, he’s from bawü

Bags of sand.

COVAC SEETHING

FACT: id rather be named Kevin than Marvin

true fact

Lewandowski is such a nasty diver

Poovard is so fucking bad ademola
>35m

All the Marvins I knew were psychos and the kevins are a mix of chads or turbo retards.

>DIRTMUSLIMS BRAGGING ABOUT BRANDT AND THE SHITTY HAZARD
>"WE" GET GRANATINHO
BASED

just put LCIM on

Is there a less likeable player than Lewandowski in this league?

The Granate Sanches just came on, lads!

user, I...

>sanches

lmao

>gaynabri

>can’t win at home against the kneelers
kovac is finished after this

>'77 Lyon 6 Angers 0

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Heard he had a good pre-season.

>taking off your best chance of winning
hmmm

What are Gnabry and Coman even good at?

>Gnabry

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BAYERN TOOK THE BAIT NIGGA
AT SWANSEA, GETTING ATE NIGGA

I WON'T DIE FOR THIS SHIT OR WHAT THE FUCK I SAY (PORTUGAALLL)
FRONT YARD BROAD DAY WITH MY SWANNY MATES (ba ba ba ba ba ba bow)
SEE ROBBEN, THAT'S MY MOTHAFUCKIN NIGGA
I HANG IN BAVARIA WITH DEM CUT INSIDE KILLERS
RENATO FLOCKA FLAME ONE HOOD ASS NIGGA
AGING REAL SLOW BENDIN BIRTHDATES MY NIGGA

not since Rafinha and Ribery retired

Rate:

Kevin
Marvin
Torsten
Günther
Karsten
Thomas
Sebastian
Patrick
Alexander
Moritz
Lukas

>subbing Davies for Gnabry

Kek

Being fast and falling over

>Esswein
what a stupid name. you dont eat wine, u drink it

GOAL

3-2

will never not be funny

Best german name is easily Reinhold.

skrrt

KOVAC OUT

Coutinho to Bayern confirmed o.o

For me it's Ottmar

Kimmich playing No 10 lmao

kovac fired in winter you heard it here first

Imagine having such a surname because one of your ancestors was permadrunk

90+2 VAR for Bauern

ugh what a shit show

Alexander > Sebastian > Thomas > Patrick > Lukas > Karsten > Kevin > Moritz > TORsten > Günther > Marvin

How is that a Stürmerfoul?

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ist hier jemand der Reinsch heißt?

Nö, hier ist nur jemand, der Dünnsch heißt.

No, and now stop asking, Rayk.

Nein, heiße dünsch :DDDDD

mourinho come save us lmao

BESCHISSEN WORDEN

BAYERN HÜHNCHEN :DDDDDDDDDDD

BESCHISSEN WORDEN

hihi

DEUTSCHER MEISTER HERTHA BC BERLIN :DDDDDD

woah boomer jokes

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era of the hühnchen :DDDDDDDDDDDD

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Aki = BVB
Wasser = Platz 2 - 18

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Now that Bayern are completely and utterly finished, who will win the /bundes/?

Based and Rütlischwurpilled

Kovac muss jetzt gehen, da führt kein Weg dran vorbei.

No Boomer No WIn

Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater Hirsch heißt mein Vater

bvb of course I told you several times already

PANIC SIGNINGS INCOMING
PANIC SIGNINGS INCOMING
PANIC SIGNINGS INCOMING

>AHHHHH PLEASE CARRY US HARDER LEWA YOU'RE OUR LAST WORLD CLASS PLAYER
pathetic

It should be forbidden to put the Gästeblock under the roof... fricking Buyern trickery

no Perišić no win

simple as

BSC - BIG SAUCY COCK

>le tap-ins and penalties gegen FC Hintertupfingen man

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joyless and nofriendspilled

based

if grujic wasn’t such a fucking retard, loanern would have lost, think about that

probably durchfall user

yeah, stupid

nah, both weren’t me, you’re getting paranoid.
you know what helps? having sex

have durchfall

grujic is part of the balkan connection. yeah and you thought Bayern would go into the season without an ace up their sleeves, heh think again.

based

It's even worse than it looks.

eat some fiber, idiot

hmm

both me

Kek

Based

nö

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you’ll never will make it a meme by forcing it this retardedly. you have to make it seem organic

nice fake

miau

just stating facts

BRAZZO CONFIRMED COUTINHO

GRANATE CONFIRMED!

NIKO KOVAC GETTING FIRED LIVE ON TV

but these lads know hamez is better than coutinho, right?

>their "granate" is a 27 year old brazilian transfer flop ON LOAN
can't make this shit up

based Qtinhovic will save bauern

signing, excuse me, loaning a Liverpool Kloppbaby that failed at Barcelona as your Königstransfer, yup this is something that a top 3 club in europe would do, definitely.

a top 3 club paid 140m for him

KOVAC OUT KOVAC OUT KOVAC OUT KOVAC OUT KOVAC OUT

>Kahns face when he mentioned (((Königstransfer)))

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because they could. and now they even found a dummy to buy his wages.

pls buy mandzukic

is dodi lukebakio bayerns kryptonite

If he is allowed to shoot and lose the ball at Bayern he will do great

>qtinho is shit
>klopp shows up and makes him look good
>barca in panic over nerman and falls for the klopp system baby
>realize he's shit
>loan him to buyern a year later

lel

Also insgesamt ein gutes Spiel von uns. Bin sehr zufrieden mit der gezeigten Leistung. Heute war das Glück auf Seiten der Hertha und das Pech lag bei den Bayern. Für mich bester Mann war auf dem Platz Serge Gnabry. Unheimlich wie gut er die Pässe rein gespielt hat, welche Ruhe er ausgestrahlt hat und wie er oft die richtigen Entscheidungen trifft. Hut ab.

Servus Meddl und Herzlich Willkommen zum FC Bayern Transferstadl. I bims euer Brazzo.So und jetzt schaun wir mal auf transfermarkt.de wen wir heute einkaufen.

yes yes hello I'm back. Sorry that I couldn't watch the match with you

>Buyern draw
based. friendly reminder that I predicted a draw

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Did qtinho played under Kloppo more than 5 games or did he transfered earlier?

Guy on the left has the head shape of an ayylium

james looks like a lesbian

>lizard people aren't real

Watch them trying to sign him in the winter.

BUYERN?
more like LOANERN
LOANERN HÜHNCHEN :DDDDDD

17:6 Torschüsse, 88% Passquote gegenüber 72%, 71% Ballbesitz, 60% gewonnene Zweikämpfe. Bayern war das ganze Spiel über überlegen und von Hertha kam offensiv gar nichts bis auf 2 Tore, die in ihrer Entstehung maximal unglücklich sind.

different kind of player, but roughly at the same skill level

>tm bauern acting humble
wait for the third draw and they will have tard rage
also
>gnabry bester mann
what match did he watch?

:DDDDDDDD

>Bayern Munich midfielder Renato Sanches to Sport1: “This is not a good situation for me. It is the second time that I want to join another club. But they will not let me go. 5 minutes are not enough for me.”

this guys right

Gute Vorbereitung though.

ah yes, that pep mentality, winning the statistics, except goals scores

I DON'T WANT TO GET UP AT 4AM TOMORROW!!!!!!!!
RREEEEEEEEEEEEÖÖÖÖAAAAÜÜÜÜÜ

he'll get more than enough minutes during the winter break

i can’t decide who looks most retarded in this pic.
dass de brazzo sich noch raus traut

>Pole defending St.Robert
predictable

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It's van Gaal apologism all over again.

why didn’t they play him?
did they miss his vorbereitung?

Why doesn't Buyern take the pace ngubu pill?

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they had like 7 of them on the pitch

but they already have, they're just not that good

Because Buyern is ten years behind when it comes to smart transfer decisions.

>Gnabry
>Coman
>Sanches
>Davies
>Alaba

Honestly that's a good thing. Some Bundesliga midtable shitter would be stupid enough to buy him for way too much money (I'm looking at you Werder/Schalke)

Coman has some pace and Gnabry is good, but they need some big black Ngudoki Balukiko power.

The thing is that someone with Sanches skillset that would actually perform on a high level, would unironically improve buyerns squad.

HOT TAKE:
Bayern are fuckin FINISHED

>17:6 shots on target
>still needing a penalty to make it 2 scored
if i was abauern i fan would be seething

Was ist denn daran Schmach?? Weil sie eine Kaufoption haben und somit weniger Risiko?
Weil Couthinio letzte Saison auch nicht an seine Leistungen anknüpfen konnte?
Weil Bayern schon 80Mio in Hernandez investiert hat und vielleicht auch ein wenig auf das FFP schaut??

yes
yes
and yes
all of that

why did they even pay 80 for the knee explosion dude? what’s their reasoning?

not saying that Coutinho is a bad deal, but I actually like seing customers in full damage control. fucking cunts.

Thought they could get rid of Blunderteng.

>have the option to buy Hamas for 40m
>refuse and loan a budget Hamas instead, probably paying him close to 20m€ of wages
ok makes sense

>what’s their reasoning?
guess Ulrich wanted to take his big Festgeld dick out when Bayern got openly shat on last year

I'd never buy any player with thigh tats.

>>have the option to buy Hamas for 40m
>>refuse and loan a budget Hamas instead, probably paying him close to 20m€ of wages
>ok makes sense

jesus, you’re right. bayern is literally retarded

They told James to fuck off when they thought that they could sign someone much better. Little did they know.

I think James didn't want to stay under Kovac

The saddest thing is that Brazzo gets all the blame when he was literally hired to make coffee while Wurstl and Kalle do transfer business like it's 1999.

The Festgeldkonto remains untouched!

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Bye!

Dude just sign all of Dortmund's and Leverkusen's best players as usual what's the problem?

This. Should have bought Brandt and Havertz

That's Uli's modus operandi. He hires people, then he pulls the strings in the back and when things go south he axes somebody and puts all the blame on them.

>Coutinho kann gar nicht früh genug kommen, hoffentlich können wir die 2 Punkte auf Augsburg noch aufholen
Classic Bayern comedy gold.

They'll buy Havertz next year because he doesn't demand insane wages like Sane. Of the latter we'll never hear again, mark my words.

>Barcelona

but tm bauer said hed still come for much less of course. sane is a perspektivtransfer, 6 to 10 years of worth

but what if havertz doesn’t want to go to bayern? people tend to forget that the player has a say in the transfer as well. who knows how bayern looks next year, and what other clubs look more attractive

City is too stubborn, Bayern is too cheap and Sane is too demanding salary wise.

next summer la
Coutinho, Werner, Havertz, Sané, Roca are all but confirmed to join next summer.

...

Just a friendly reminder that Müllel actually played for over 80 minutes today.

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I hope, but for German players they do this "We'll only ask once and this is your only chance" thing (which is kind of true because they don't have the money to buy anyone back from the big clubs) and it worked for almost all players except Reus

>11.12.1981 (38)
damn, what a career

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Shareholder here. Not gonna gloat, but holy shit is Bayern harmless. They needed refball to draw at home. Its over.

>Shareholder here.
>That flag
naja weißte...

>BREAKING: After Coutinho, Hasan Salihamidžić has also confirmed that Mickaël Cuisance will join Bayern [Sky]

t. Mia san Mia from Niedersachsen

Holy Granaten, Batman!

old news
also
>i want to play more
>go to bayern
>not only that, but a few hours later they loan someone who they’ll definitely play over you
haha what a loser

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t. der fetti aus frankfurt
friss mal weniger und mach was für die schultern und deine ärmchen.

that „in principle“ sounds verdächtig
bayern will overpay

looks like the granate is finally here

he played almost every game for the French Us since the U16 but somehow he doesn't meet the exacting standards of Borussia Mönchengladcuck
a team he only considered in the first place because they could give him game time
they gave him 4 league games last season

Where is our french resident btw?

>with an option to buy
Bullshit. Its either a fat fee per season to loan, or its a mandatory buy clause.

yeah im sure youre right and not the offical Bayern München twitter page

>Hernandez
>Pavard
>Cuisance
is Bayern just copying RB Leipzig transfer policy? but instead of french blacks, they get the white ones? (+ Coman and Tolisso)

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that official page said „in principle“ you’ll see that very much existing fat fee soon enough when it’s made official

Call me when its official and on the FCB website.

And then call me when some actual Granaten arrive.

Lads, it happened Greta just pooped in the bucket for the 2nd time.

Bought exclusive rights to keep u updated.

Eat Greta poopopo instead of flying!

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here you retard
20 mio pro jahr leihe. that’s a fat fee if i ever saw one.

>these bucket posts
>calling everyone who disagrees with you durchfall
why are you so analfixiert? did your dad molest you?

>scat is a thinking man's fetish
/bundes/ taught me otherwise

haha granaten haha hühnchen very funny

haha durchfall

will watch the bxb doku now and then heia heia

era of the knee

tell me if it’s good tomorrow pls

aaand my video is dubbed with the german o-ton in the background
unwatchable

i will try again tomorrow

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you literally have to be an ugly retard to not have had sex after the age of 20

EOTB upon us
do you feel the strong bulls already

i thought bayern desperately needed wingers. why do they buy and loan two center shitters?

era of the butts?
based
tits are for gayboys

>implying Nagelsmann wont choke

tits > butts
it's just the truth

Tummy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else

legs > everything else

>implying RangGOAT won't take over during winter break

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fair points
so anything >> butts, essentially

peak german autism

Feet are at the very bottom.

we made the columbians leave after a week

It actually is a granate

dont get my hopes up

also a very good point
anything >>> butts >> hands >>>>>>>> feet

overcompensating homo

>Hands
Wait, people find hands hot ?

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hiring a sexual deviant who loves to have his windpipe pressed shut by big burly man has that effect, yes

They are just higher feet

Hands can be beautiful, but most of the time it's just a boney, veiny mess.

bvndes

I miss Him so much already
Nagetiermann can't compare to Him

jacob italiano does

you’re autistic virgins. wanna know how i know?

I think we can all agree a nice smile is always a bonus

This has altered my world view entirely.

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t. never held hands with an attractive girl. or any girl, period

Engen looks like Yennefer.
Debate me.

Holding hands is nice but I dont look at them and think hmmmmmmmmmmmmm like I do to a nice tummy.
Engen a CUTE

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Bruh im so drub lolvsend me thanos memes

good night you fucking homos

XDDDDD drunk on da internetss!!!

mr holland

i dont feel so good

so will coutinho actually be good in bundesliga under someone who is not valvedere?

seek help

no
because kovac is shit
and coutinho is overrated
also lewansowski is a diving cunt

how should we know?

hands down, he will be lost

He could be good if he doesn't get played on the LW

Night

good night ^_^

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GUUUUUUUCK IM SO DRUNM

Qtinho will be v good

Habe Bayern a option to buy?

Gnabry, what the fuck. He was borderline useless.
Funniest thing to me is how Müller can STILL do whatever the fuck he wants despite how bad it is. No one ever notices or says it. Why?

this

cringe

buy option is 120 mio.
they also have to pay 20 mio for one year loan.
bayern, as always, is retarded

#coutinhoday

Why are Dirtmunders so pissed all the time?
They buy crap players from Gladbach and pretend they're going to win the bundes but when Bayern gets actual granaten like Coutinho then it's a fail?

Why are they so jealous?

nice source

read the thread fuckhead

baiting for (you)s works best when people are actually awake

why do baurnretards pretend that that overpriced third choice loan of a barca reject is a granate?

jz 10 halbe

next

nö

True but i find it cute when girls do this

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good night

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morning

/ourguys/ are playing today

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moin

neighbours dog won't leave