/LaLiga/ Barcelona v Athletic Bilbao, line up announced!

>Alena

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given up on neymar then?

Fuck Coutinho, fuck Valverde and fuck Dumbele for what they put me through last season

Based DeInaki DeWilliams

>overpayed for a player that never tried to adapt in the slightest
>OH NO, DON'T TREAT HIM BAD!

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Not necessarily. That unloads Coutinho's salary allowing them to spend more pure cash on Neymar.

Hopefully that manlet Puig gets some starts this season, pretty good in pre-season

Very based

saving like 10m isnt gonna help much when they need like 100+

Happy for Malcom to take the ruskipill and get away from >Valverde

They still have to pay Neymar’s salary you fucking brainlet

>de Marcos in the midfield
Didnt know Capa had move to Athletic

whats the place for streams nowadays?

Thw Russian fans hate him for being black though

>whats the place for streams nowadays?
footybite.com/reddit-soccer-streams-home/

right here, buddy

*unzips dick*

thanks man

He actually got pretty good reception during his first game and if he does shit he can just pull the race card.

Also there were reports of him wanting to do what fernandes did and become a Ruski citizen and swap to Ruski National team

Any links website? All the markers I got before summer are gone.

what part of Barcelona are you?
It's Valverde, Bartomeu and supporters fault. They're trash.

see

By the power vested in me from heaven, I declare this as OFFICIAL MATCH THREAD

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You're an impostor in my lands. Get out here, heretic.

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>what part of Barcelona are you?
Its me, Messi. I decided to travel to the glorious nation of England instead of playing football. I feel more like a superior Brit than a subhuman Argie. I hope the people accept me as one of their own even though, as you know I am not white since I come from Argentina

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pretty sure neymar wants barca more than barca want neymar. they'll not move mountains for him

>they'll not move mountains for him
They will if Messi starts sperging

FRENKIE DE CHAD

tbqh, he was their only good player in preseason. Hoping for a masterclass today

>Greeseman is expected to be a leader and take take responsibility when in trouble.
What the fug were barca committee thinking. He's the biggest pecho frío there could be

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Messi doesn't ask anything except for raises every years

what they were thinking was that suarez scored 4 goals in 34 CL games

Will his absence unlock Barca?

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I remember it being reported that Coutinho being offloaded to EPL, even on loan, was critical to the Neymar operation.
It makes it easier for them to do, say, Rakitic + Dembele + money.

And while they're currently saying they don't want to get rid of Dumbele, I expect that in the end they'll see offloading Dumbele preferable to Madrid getting Neymar.

Neymar talking with Madrid was a power move. Not getting Neymar is one thing; trying to get Neymar, failing to do so and Neymar going to Madrid is another thing entirely. That's embarrassing as shit to the club's image.

the absolute state of barcelona midfield.
>alena
>roberto
>dumbele

yeah i'm thinking those barcelona monkeys dont know what they're doing by pushing coutinho out of the door and shopping fyet another forward

>Neymar talking with Madrid was a power move.
By that, I mean, Neymar's really forcing Barca's hand by talking to Madrid. He knows Barca doesn't REALLY need him since they have Messi, Suarez, Griezmann and Dembele, so talking with Madrid suddenly makes signing Neymar much more necessary for the sake of optics.

>Aleña
>Bad

kek, keep being this desilusional Florentino

Frenkie can carry the 3 of them easily

sport-english.com/en/news/barca/neymar-neymar-chant-barcelona-fans-at-president-bartomeu-7595630
Fans won't like Neymar going to Madrid.

>that weakling midfield trio

they're about to get their shit pushed in by based Bilbao thugs

Coutinho has been awful for months

Since La Liga is on tv over here now prepare to have loads of Bongs shit up your match threads

inaki will get a hattrick today lads i can feel it

will those cumbrains start to slagpost in our based threads

>Dembele
>midfield

whoreposting is cringe, prove me wrong

Reckon I'm gonna slagpost some more Nazifu's tonight.

Exactly

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Basado

Suarez is one of the biggest cancers in Barça

Espanyol take it this season

Fucking based Mexican back at it

How have you been bro? Feels good to be back with my comfy Liga bros

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Neymar transfer was impossible from the start

He's been rather touch and go in preseason and for quite a lot of last season. If he has a good game then Barca look competitive without Messi but if he is having one of his off games then Barca have no chance. Hopefully Griez will step up in his place.

Is Norg webm user here today ?

Dumbelel is a forward moron and he is trying this time around. Even got a personal trainer to better his fitness.

HALA MADRID HALA MADRID HALA MADRID

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Hope Solo is doing LaLiga pregame via TheExpress

Don’t they know? I’m craving Arby’s now

My first season of following La Liga, is there a quick rundown on the teams. Maybe some sort of graphic to help people pick out what team to root for?

he shits the bed in the CL

>My first season of following La Liga
muh de jong

yikes

Start with Kino stadiums

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Suarez is just part of Messis cancerous inner circle.

Then move on to kits

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Been rather busy, got a job and I'll think I won't be able to watch the CL, although I will still have time for La Liga, even though I gotta buy a new battery for this lap, it turns off randomly and sometimes miss a couple of minutes from some matches

If you dont want to bandwagon the top 3 then Celta Vigo, Valencia and Bilbao are all good choices. But we have Barca threads for nearly all barca games so just join in the De Jong hype.

>Puma match ball

Yikes

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>all the Brit customers itt because they're showing this game for free in the UK

fags

You can jump on the Betis train before it's too late

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Sure, probably if it wasn't for Messi we would get to see the ideal front three Dembele-Griezmann-Messi

>LaLiga not available on ITV player
back to streams it is then REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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As a dutch you're better off just supporting Barcelona, but Real Benis are an interesting and enjoyable team to watch (Sevilla derby is kino) and they regularly punch above their weight, Athletic Bilbao is one of the few soulful teams remaining in Europe (only Basque players allowed) and Valencia are the most likeable team among the heavy hitters, nice stadium too.

where’s your telly la

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHGAGAHHAHBAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHABAHAHA

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it's channel 24 on freeview lad

Alena + Frenkie found each other well. Bromance in the making.

I was expecting Barca to get rid of Valverde after that

>possession football

Take the Francepill before it's too late, bros... *fades away*

Everyone was.

>26 shots
oh my days

Still pissed they didn't drop him at the end of the season/ CL exit

Reminder valverde knows fucking nothing and they just spent a quarter of a billion dollars to fix this and made no effort to displace the Trio of SHIT (Pique, Alba, Busquets) that causes them to lose every away game by 5 goals.

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Cheers boys, might just bandwagon Frenkie and follow Betis. Their team looks fun

At least Pugba can dab.

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Become an Atletico chad and follow their good ball passing murder ball and Felix on wing memes.

HD stream on Twtich btw
twitch.tv/yertfwfwegg

Can't wait for that young midfield to be completely overrun.

Then based rakatic and busquets back in for the rest of the season

How long can based Bilbao keep their homegrown policy alive for?

You now remember Messi's shot that hit the post that game. What a goal that would have been.

>Sergi roberto

who's mother did he fuck to keep having a job

Athletic Bilbao lifelong here. Fuck Scatalans.

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>GOALS THE HEART BEAT OF LA LIGA
Oh how I have missed this annoying ad.

De Jong has held his own well.

Betis are antifa central. F*ck Betis desu.

Should have been unironically 4-1 or 5-1

>Valverde said he was tired of being criticized for not playing pep ball "we just cant play like that anymore "
Ummmmmm....

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stream :)
streams.notahoneypot.me/

where is my boi messi?

He converted to Judaism for his wife. No, really.

>Revamp Raped
Oh good god Ray you cant say that

no sweetie, doesn't work like that

PogChampion

Wouldn't be watching this if it wasn't for De Jong
>Alena
>Sergi Roberto
>Dumbele
>Suarez
>Pique
>Alba
I'm even rating Semedo over all these. That speaks volumes, and I wouldn't be surprised if Inaki Williams destroys this shit team.

ATHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Basque niggers, what are these drum things ?

nice music desu

"it's totally contagious" is way more cringy.

>based bongos

Reminds me of 80’s movies

Hopefully forever, unless you're self hating dude or a Jew, you can appreciate their "only Basque" players policy

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>pronouncing the J in De Jong

What the fuck is wrong with this commentator

Unironic based rat-kike white genocider, can i call you fren :) ?

>asian kid in a new york cab coming from spain and speaking with a british accent

what the fuck is that commercial

I would fuck him even harder now that I know this

Atleast we dont have to watch Wague and Umtiti again; some of the worst defending I have seen.

*bombs you*

Based finally some proper futbol

thank god we got de jong and not de ligt

ramos was very disappointing at his start with real madrid tho

Puma as the ball logo.
Now that's kino

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Pretending to.be injured while he calls nerman

Barca Sporting directors must have been laughing during the preseason watching Juve and RM have some shocking defensive displays.

>no messi

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Kys

>loan coutinho
>Suddenly no sub forwards at all

Great idea

Why was there never a Scatalan ETA?

when will they learn

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>he rates friendlies

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>minute of silence for some literally who

there is an alternative dimension where griezmann benches messi

Not my opinion.

>There is no Barca without Roberto.

>He is the quintessence of what Barca is. A boy who started in the academy, wasn't a prodigy, saw others around him promoted early or leave for better pastures, stuck to it, worked hard and got to the senior team in the greatest era of the existence of this club, naturally struggled, yet true fans were appreciative because they always are with academy players no matter their calibre, got a chance to play in a position not his own, used the knowledge he acquired in the academy about learning different positions and not be 1 trick pony. And things took off. And here he is still delivering every time he is called upon, be it smaller fixtures or big.

>The idea that Roberto should be let go is an affront to Barca. It smacks of arrogance and lack of grounding on what a Barca player is supposed to be.
>This reply is directed at this narrative and it's block more than at a single user momentarily.

>Roberto is far more of a Barca player than even Messi because Messi was a prodigy who lived up to his hype, that is not normal. He is a freak of nature. Something not supposed to exist but he does.
>But to make yourself into a world class level performer while arriving as a child IS what this club is supposed to do and uphold.

>It is embarrassing reading these narratives about Roberto as something of rubbish to be discarded onto a waste disposal belt of bench or transfer window.

>Had it been an Oleguer like decline/performance-mediocrity there might have been a slice of merit in the argument but facts don't align with that since Roberto is among the Best players currently in the entire squad, at the peak of his career, delivering in any which way for the club.

>And yet there arises a thought in people's minds, meh, he's surplus, let's use the bought players, he ain't Barca.

>Maybe the fans who hold this position are in that category, just maybe.

>Ray Hudson kino is back on menu
Lads I'm so happy

Do they play the National Anthem ever before matches?

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Williams has big eyes

where is messi ?

Cute!

>ball immediatly hoofed
proper football that

i never pressed the language changer on my remote so fast in my life

>buy player for 150 gorillion eurodollars
>end up loaning him

who's the geordie alba?

Alright lads calling it 2-1 Ath

Oh wow, Muniain is Bilbao's capt? That's fucked up.

any good working streams? only one i found is like 5 minutes behind

There were
"Terra Lliure"

on strike till nerman comes back

Redpill me on the basque language

not in liga games, only in the copa del rey final

Welcome to La Liga you stupid Dutch

Look for the twitch link

Cringe, he's the Barca O'Shea

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>language changer on my remote

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>alba without messi

Where is the Sprite drinking manlet?

>greasewoman

No one knows where it came from. Basque people have a very specific phenotype.
White skin with very dark hair. Some think they are from Atlantis

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>Grease-Man

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What's the deal with Coutinho not in the squad at all?
Is he seriously going to Bayern?

>alena
who?

>JFs actually like that braindead whiskey nosed cunt, Ray Hudson

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Playing playstation with batmanloko

>Grease-Man

>white skin but black hair
it's called being spanish but living in the north

>le token La Masia youth player

I bet on Barcelona because the odds were pretty good. What's the forecast for this game?

Shame

Lo lo lo lolo lo lo lo lo lolo

commentator pronouncing de jong surprisingly well

He's actually going to BOO-Yern.

Never heard of them.

It’s the oldest living language in Europe.

it's either one of the language of the "first" europeans before the indo europeans took over europe or maybe some crazy leader back then in antique times decided to invent a totally new language

>water people
Based, I feel a kinship growing

1 yr loan with Option to buy if they want

Only basque people have this feature though

Stream ?

is it not just duh yong?

>Marc Andre Ter Spidman
Big brain pun from Ray

>it's called being spanish but living in the north
No, it's completely fucking normal and found all over Europe.

givemereddit.stream/stream/soccer-barcelona-vs-athletic-bilbao

Don't tell anyone but I quite like this Barca kit

yeah but i've heard "di yang" and "de john" more often

Thank derp Stegen is the GOAT

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Are you gay and retarded as well?

is the pique the original man mountain?

This

Also common is S. America

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>Frankie De'von

based american commentator

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Is there anyone who actually likes Ray Hudson's commentary? I had to switch stream after 5 minutes.

why are they whistling off greasemong?

lol shut up new worlder

barca is a bang average team without messi

yanks appreciate his cringe

>valverdeball
christ he's so shit

Its so bad that it has grown on me.

where're the actual stream links? all i see is some fubo advertisment, when i click on the match.

any /itv/ niggas in?

Real Sociedad player

>bayern

Played for sociedad

>he rates Greaseman

No it's puyol.

yes lad
based itv, bringing football back to fta

Lads I'm traveling in 1h20min and I'm watching this shit, I have yet to shower and start packing as well. FML

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Here's the new reddit r/soccerstreamsredd/

these Barcelona kits are le schmexy times derpina

cause he used play for real sociedad, athletics rivals

His use of words keeps in the match. I’ll be on my phone and he will say some crazy shit which reminds me to follow along

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>greaseman in defense or in the left wing

JUST

You got geoblocked out. The page is only active for a few moments upon game starting and then taken down to prevent the site getting trashed.

Greaseman is so bad wtf

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later yeah
one of the benefits of no one bidding for La Liga means it might end up on free TV which would unironically be great
Too bad they're too retarded and would rather kill the league by shoving it on something like Premier Sport which 10 people have

Where is Messi?

marvelous post mate

more like passbackman

Ter Stegen is singlehandedly keeping this shit team in the game.

ty

You don't look like that anime girl and you never will tranny.

>no Vidal

I sleep.

looks like Greizeman has already mastered Valverde's >le pass sideways football

It's on itv rite now

i want to get off the valverdeball ride

ter stegen>alisson
also barca is no top team w/o messi

game's literally on itv4

>mastered Valverde's >le pass sideways football
Should be perfect chemistry with Arthur then Ter Stegen > Oblak > EPL shittters

>Lads I'm traveling in 1h20min and I'm watching this shit, I have yet to shower and start packing as well. FML
imagine leaving your room

lmao, Barcelona without messi is on par with Real madrid without ronaldo

>twitch stream taken down
kringe

Yeah I know but the deal was only for 3 months or something, wasn't it?
After that they'll do some daft shit with it

Retards. I have yet to see Germans with dark hair like Low. Im talking white skin with black hair while still having European features you stupid mutt.
Google the players Merino, Aduriz or Arrizabalaga

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givemereddit.stream/stream/soccer-barcelona-vs-athletic-bilbao

thanks la

dembele is a

>absolute state of scatalona
ITS OUR FUCKING YEAR AGAIN
7 FUCKING TIMES LA

look at the isaraelis stream higher up

They have Celta Vigo/Barca next week and Villareal/R.Madrid the week after that as well as highlights for the entire season set in stone.
they're currently negotiating for live games for the entire season.

Imagine El Clasico on ITV on a Saturday night.
Just IMAGINE it.

Relax Mohammad Sobhani

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isreal steal your ip and plants dangerous viruses brooooo

For the people who can't access Footybite or the other streams
mediapunta.net/canal-3/
firstrowsportes.net/soccer/athletic-club-bilbao-fc-barcelona-krk722385?l=775250215
news4koora.ga/index.php/live/m/159/737

T. Salt.

How else do Bongs watch Liga games? Do they show at local pubs or anything?

suarez might as well not even be on the field, what the fuck is he doing?

barca as insipid as last season

de jong is doing nothing wtf bros i thought he was the saviour of dutch football

semedo and dumbele are way worse

what about suarez for neyman ?

Sky sports lost the rights last season to Eleven sports, a shitty streaming service

>they're currently negotiating for live games for the entire season.
Really hope they manage it

They're rare, mostly just El Classico, Copa etc. I use streams all season but Eleven sports had the rights last season so some used that.

Wanda got a hold of him

Let's become Juventus customers together

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Flopinho is OUT

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what the fuck does he even do

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>W..WE DON'T NEED NEYMAR
>W..WE CAN RELY ON MESSI BAILING US OUT AGAIN 99% OF THE TIME

the state of that entire left flank...

>uefalona without their midget

You expected anything different with Valverde still there?
De Jong must be seething, don't think he knew he signed up for a pass sideways team. You can see him often call for the ball but jack shit productive happens, no one passes forward

>I have yet to see Germans with dark hair like this German with dark hair

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this team is utterly fucking garbage and don't know how to do anything without Messi creating everything

so now that griezmann is a confirmed flopp, who will barca go after next?

>greaseman

>GREASEMAN
Holy fuck how is this guy so retarded

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suarez is on PED.

greaseman enthusiast here. I don't feel so good

They need Neymar and Messi otherwise this team will wallow.

>barcelona carries Messi

kek I still can't believe they didn't fire valverde

>It was on Sky Sports (our biggest sports channel which airs the majority of Premier League games, the league Cup and USED TO have exclusive champions league rights)
>Then this thing called Eleven Sports (owned by Leeds chairman) bought rights to the Spanish league, Italian league, Dutch league, Portuguese league and even the UFC for a brief period)
>Nobody who's english wants to buy a channel that shows ZERO english football so they had to start siphoning off their games to different channels from February onwards till the end of hte season where they only had Spanish football left
>The only games they had exclusive rights to was shit like Celta Vigo vs Levante, they had to share all Real/Atletico/A.Madrid/R.Madrid/Valencia games
>Start of this week La Liga is poised to be without a UK broadcaster for the first time in decades
>ITV (free channel) come in at the last minute and are showing this game right now

based ITV

What's the point spending millions if you keep the fucking retard on the bench ?

literally about to fall asleep

>tfw the stream is 10/10 but the game is 1/10

>complain endlessly about rakatic
>Are shit without him

Imagine wanting to keep Roberto instead of him

imagine watching this borefest when you could watch Lyon Angers instead

lmao

Why didnt they fire Valverde?

welcome to la liga, the only thing worth to watch is el classico, always. just skip the rest.

Did ITV get the full season since I can only see the first 3 matchdays of the season so far ?!

this is the year i get a job and don't have to watch valverde

valverde is going to cure my NEET.

I miss when the Champions League was on ITV.
Comfy as fuck.

Pretty sure anyone who doesnt want rakitic is because they want
Arthur-Biscuits-DeJong

If you replace Suárez with Messi, Dembele with neymar, and Firpo with Alba, this team is leagues better.

Barca - Betis is usually good

>meme french bored league with bored stadium and customers.
hmmm let me think about it...

I still don't get what's the point of waiting a billion seconds to call offside

boutta bandwagon atletico de madrid not gonna lie

shan’t be watching any more of this snoozefest

they've got highlights of the full season set in stone
as for live games? only the first 3 weeks are confirmed thus far.
But to my knowledge nobody else is bidding for it so they'll likely get it.

the directors must have only looked at the results, seen a win and thought Valverde is a genious

boring garbage

No, seriously, every game is worth watching except for Messiless Barca games.

What a fucking shit game, “””””””””the most attack-oriented league in the world”””” lmao

the stadium in on fire they are celebrating the comeback of Juninho
you'll see 10 times more customers in barcelona stadium than in lyon

Just incase the decision is wrong and the attacker scores.
Noice !

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what is this cgi sourcery

>No more Monday night games
I'm thinking based
all we need now is 4 or 5 games to kick off at the same time and the league is saved
fuck you china

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REEEEEEEEEE WHY DO WE HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ANOTHER SEASON OF THIS SHIT HOW CAN THIS BOARD MAKE ALL THESE OFFENSIVE SIGNINGS AND EVEN TRY TO GET NEYMAR BUT LEAVE VALVERDE IN CHARGE

DOES NO ONE WATCH THE GAMES. THIS HAS BEEN TOTAL SHIT FOR 2 SEASONS, MESSI BAILS THEM OUT MOST OF THE TIME BUT THEY STILL END UP CHOKING IN THE CL WTF IS THIS SQUAD.
AND THEY'VE JUST GOT RID OF COUTINHO SO NEYMAR HAS NO CHANCE OF COMING.

I'm about to hit my mom lads she's pissing me off

>RATMAN

>RATKING

They walked the league in statistics but some of the games were bailed by Messi and last minute uefalona shite.

>pooarez

lmao

alba has been playing abysmal

also >RATKING

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how did ratking miss that!

LMAO
never seen that pass

Fucking Suárez is shit and useless.

>RAT

Bayern 1-2 Hertha is on BT Sport if you like lad
and Lyon 3-0 Angers
and Motherwell 0-1 Hearts

I have 4 live games at my disposal.
who needs a gf haha

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"my knee is dead please believe me"

>ratking

s..suarez no

>alba has been playing abysmal
for months

LEL

kill her

IT'S FUCKING OVER

based Zizou with the luck won't lose la liga by october.

barca should have picked up daniel sturridge on a free

which is why i said they only looked at the results but not at the actual game

Rafinha is unironically an improvement upon Suarez

>miss a free goal
>get injured
He's too old

do you lads think atleti can challange barca for the title this yea?
i feel like felic was the best transfer of the summer. if hermoso and llorente manage to reach their full potential they might finally win smth

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This is GriezGriez team now

Suarez better be OK I swear wtf

Alba is the only Barcelona player on the left side
Alena and Greizman lean to the center too much

and speaking of Alena he keep playing awful passes without even looking, he so nervous

I’m switching, hope you didn’t lie.

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Playing 2 strikers, Greaseman drops deep constantly and Suareth is injured with no good forward substitutes oh no no no no

I think it's possible, Felix is pretty damn impressive and Barca with Valverde are just shit. It just remains to be seen if Atletico can maintain it over a season.

Ter Stegen is the man of the match so far

so is dembele good or not? i'm never quite sure

Is Ouar the next GOAT?

Just bring on Firpo for crying out loud

I told you the correct midfield was Arthur De Jong Rakitić. This one out right now is a fucking travesty. Look at this shit.

When did Suarez become so able/bodied?

relegation tier without messi

will based Raul Garcia break De Jongs legs befeore the game is over?

hasn't touch a single ball the whole game

Damn, Joe Di Alba is so bad
based Simeone will burn their arse hair if they don't, imagine Greaseman face when Atleti wins la liga

Rafinha in
Ratking out

Greizman in now the new 9
they should put Perez in, he's a better winger than Rafinha

For Barca he's generally been OK but silly with the ball

Barca under Valverde are just a travesty desu.

he's technically gifted but lack of football IQ makes him look really really bad.

Is Suarez injured?

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I hope not, De Twink is one of the good players

Dembele is fast and has a good technique, too bad he is clueless and as dumb as a horse.

they are probably gonna sell him next season
depay scored a nice goal btw

Fucc I need Bayern to win

Dumblel shifted to the left

someone please break Jordi Albas legs

He has made pretty good chances with semedo

The thing is I'd even take Barca getting shit on this season just so they finally get rid of Valverde, but the hack has been here for 2 seasons now and he's probably going after this one anyway so the waste has already been done.

He missed a sitter so he faked injury to save face

Stegen in the midfield would unironically improve barça

Yeah, just saw it
streamja.com/dKPq

I wish he was consistently good ;_;

This year we won't be humiliated in CL semifinals again cause we won't even make it that far
Valverde needs to go

you tell me

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>the absolute state of spanish fields
Why is it still 2002 in Spain?

>Rafinha on the right
If only they had kept Malcom, if only.

Don't know if I can do it bros.
I can't take yet another season of this.

With this style of play literally everyone at Barca is invisible. Never liked Valverde. What good is signing De Jong and Griezeman when you play like this. I have suffered enough...

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>that on-the-field heatmap graphic
lolwut

>Messi
I wish I could see inside his head at that moment

He wasn't even bad but Valverde literally NEVER gave the kid a chance. Even when players were injured he'd refuse to bring on Malcom and would look elsewhere.

dude lmao sergi roberto is a midfielder, jk he's a right winger, now he's a right back.

Fuck farsa

Ahh he did the Ultimate Neymar move then

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>works hard for his team

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Holy shit Barcelona will actually be lower mid table without Messi.
>You now remember the GOAT lineup with Messi, Iniesta and Xavi

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actually wonder when PC police will shut down Athletic Bilbao desu

Alright so hear me out.

Trade Griezman for Neymar.

Rafinha is unironically good.

Goddamn that was an amazing safe

Pretty based tbqhwyf.

I know, I cant recall him starting and he rarely got minutes unless it was past the 70th

they'll just implant another negrito like williams to keep the PC police at bay

what do psg get out of this deal?

Imagine leaving ajax for this shitshow

Rafinha almost pulled le cut inside man

>those nails
show bobs

spaniards aren't white so it doesn't matter

+60 million as well

Please Frenchies.

coutinho approves

Its a tranny

No you hear me out

Put Valverde in a rocket and send him on a one way trip to saturn

a reliable player and some extra cash

Where is de jong lads?

Show benis :DDD

a bit of penis never stopped me

implying psg care about either one

when you watch the game...

Playing as a defensive midfielder instead of playing with Arthur as an interior.

bayern getting dunked on let's watch that

what's the /laliga/ half time meta lads?
/span/? señoritas?

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this damn hack has been shitting this squad up for so long.
I get the feeling players only like Valverde because he doesn't give a shit and they can just do what they want. Never have to really push themselves and it kinda shows in their performances.
The 2 chokes in the CL were beyond spineless. A proper manager who could fill the team with conviction would have sorted that shit out.

You already know what time it is

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post whores

why the fuck are they playing in mid august? these players don't even want to run. They just fucking played the entire year plus an international tournament. Now you lose suarez to a calf problem just to appease these greedy fucking j*ws

the money isnt a issue sure, but a player who dont leave the continent to fuck his sister every month could be usefull desu

This board will still keep him as manager though.

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Just took a big Barcelona in the toilet lads

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Half-time QT

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OH NO
DONT POST IT

>Hope Solo

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Wow if he scored they might have won the Champions League......

Rakitic
Busquets
Arthur
Alena
Roberto
de Jong
Vidal

so many midfielder, yet so few offensive solutions

they always have to relay on Alba/Messi one-twos to score, and now they don't even have that

valverde is gadooshed and flushed desu

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Busq will get phased out this season since De Jong can fill in his role

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they might have
they might have lost 5-0 in the second leg anyway

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cute

look at him go

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Thats cus they are STILL trying to find replacements for xavi and iniesta.

baste

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Based

>Valverde for another entire fucking year

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What a kino goal, still amazes me months later

/span/

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did he dieded?

>

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not bad

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unnerving

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this is really creepy

based

Mastered life on all fours, hmmmmmmmm

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BASADO ELEFANTE

Me on the left

based dumbo

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>messi teams without messi

it's fucking nothing

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>tfw an elephant gets more action than you

BOSS

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i still don't know where messi is
is he just being rested?

>Cute kitters!!! Good doggos!!!

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cute sheeps

I dont understand how he hasn't blown his own brains out yet considering he is playing with utter shitters for both club and country

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some animals are based and thotpilled as well

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God damn argentinians have open cable TV rights for La Liga and PL even tought they only watch their shitty league.

>barcelona is boring shit
>halal is even worse than last year
This is Patetico's year, screencap this. They'll win the league and copa del rey.

Only niggers dislike animals.

Rakitic in
Alena out

they should give Wague a chance on RB
i think he's more reliable than Semedo

We salute thotpilled animals

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i fucking love thotpilled animals

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dembele goal incoming

cool dog

>dembele

Barcelona without Messi will go back to being the Barcelona of Saviola

maybe he feels he's been playing with utter shitters all his life so he's used to it

>they should give Wague a chance on RB
>i think he's more reliable than Semedo
Did you not watch him during the Napoli game ?!?!?!

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do you reckon iniesta could still do a job in this barca team?

chinks and muslims too.
why would you even stand infront of its horns

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>Argentina and Barcelona shitters
seems to me that your standards are just too high bongbro

He old

>Back passing
>Sideways passing
Literally no creativity without Messi

messi ain't winning shit this year with this shitty team
they look like amateurs

>Did you not watch him during the Napoli game ?!?!?!
nope

Semedo sucks generally, one good game won't change my mind

BORING

MESSI COME BACK

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>Dumbele

They're like this even with him, but he just bails them out. It's frustrating

Has it been 2 Seasons now? Still so silly on the ball man

Barcelona winger do understand their job is to extend the defense of their opponents right?

Dumblel, Rafinha, Semedo keep cutting inside

Argentina are shitters when it comes to playing for the NT. They have some really big names but for the NT they are like 40% of what we see in their own leagues.
Genuinely some of the worst defending I have ever seen. The RB would be found in line with the middle of the goals while Inisigne or Callejon would be in miles of space. Napoli could've won that game by 5+ goals if they had any finishing technique.

so when messi/suarez/griezmann/dembele are all fit and available, how do they play them all? does dembele just get benched? suarez? or do they squeeze them all in?

The good ole pass to Messi and pray. I was hoping with Greiz and De Jong they might be better but it looks no different. I'm gonna be bald by the end of the season if I watch this shit constantly

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So how many la liga games will be on tv for free now? Pretty based desu

That's valverdes play

thye nullify each others

grease man is shit

Similar to today but with Messi for dembele

3 confirmed so far.

kek

Dembele will get benched. But it's a long season. Truthfully they need another forward as well cause when ones injured they have no one to come off the bench

Just like this game

Dembele out. 433 when attacking and 442 when defending, with greaseman dropping to midfield line

>They have some really big names
outside of aguero and messi they don't

Dumbele might be retarded lads

This Barca doesn't win the Ligue 1

ARRIBA ESPAÑA

grease man is shit, dembdumb is no end product man, suarez is kill cause old, messi wants to be a midfielder, barca has no strikes, all midfielders want to pass sideways, this season is going to be a disaster

where are bilbao expected to finish? are they europa league places?

Know how you feel man. 2 Seasons of this shit has been bad enough, can't believe there's going to be another one. I had that same hope, but no, just more Valverdeball. It's not even fun to watch, it's just sad. If this wasn't on ITV I reckon I'd take this off by now

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top half, el spot if they're lucky

finished 8th last season and 18 the year before

Got to wonder what Valverde even drills with this team
Literally just pass sideways, no one wanting to show a hint of creativity.

Cry more pathetic customers

Now, correct but I'm thinking back to previous WC's. Tevez, Di maria, Cambiasso, Samuel (inter CB) Lavezzi, Higuain, Garay etc

do one cunt

>Gerard Kiké

>gets hit at the back of his head
>grabs eyes
based

>Barca without Messi
Big bunch of nothing.

We just might become the next AC Milan after he retires.

does anyone know what the "no attacking players allowed in the wall" rule is for?
why did they introduce it? what are they trying to stop? and why?

>Roberto is still on the pitch
How does he keep making his way into Barcelonas squad?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and they did reached a WC final with them in i think, even if he didn't won it's ok, it is something
last time they had a team that could really challenge for the WC was in 2006 but he was too young back then, in 2010 Maradroga ruined it just like sampaoli did last year, they lost 4-3 to a frons that ultimately won it all

the 6-1 goal

forget about scoring
Barcelona can't even create chances

Just be happy he is not playing in RB

Players cheekily sabotaged the rival's wall.

>Rakitic in

This has been them under Valverde the whole time
It is genuinely dire. I don't know how he has stuck around. 2 drastic chokes in the CL and they keep him. Some shit's gone on there

>halal madrid is shit
>barcelona is shit

this is pathetico's year

>damp squid
hate this geordie gimmick commentator

My fucking god

was that really a problem? i just don't get it, they've create a rule to solve a problem that no one knew existed

munain and williams keep bullying lenglet and frenkie.
knew they are overrated hacks

Cause they've been relying on Messi to create chances for them for over 10 years now. And the guy seldom gets injured.

>solve a problem that no one knew existed
Sane with the GK been able to pass to players in the box from a goal kick. Its just not needed.

new bread

does the Barca board watch Barca games or just look at the results

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Messi dribbling drobbling aimlessly and Suarez bailing him out with the goal

why are there no good coaches in lel liga ? valvfailure is shit, zidane was carried by tsu, lel liga is shit lads, time to switch to eplel

The real big brains stay in Serie A

serie a is mostly guys who failed in eplel, you've got hand it to eplel, all the top shit is there

lopetegui amd marceliho are big brainers tho

DAmn this dude gained weight quick. How?

if zidane was carried by ronaldo how come he won the 2016 and 2018 CL?

because ronaldo carried the whole team, are you retarded

by doing nothing?