/epl/

>Bellingham*
made his debut for Birmingham the other day

If you take VVD out of defence Liverpool go back to conceding 3 goals a game

abls having a good long reach i see

Is he a better option than the below
>youngster who never played competitive game ever before
>40 year old championship shitter who has never played premier league before

haha

Lost the charger to a phone my sister gave me. Well mad lads. Was gonna practice using it on the chan, but, alas. Cannot.

>Huddersfield are likely to include Steve Mounie and Rajiv van La Parra in their squad after they came on in the Carabao Cup defeat by Lincoln.
I'll be surprised if either of these two teams get close to coming back to the Prem.

Can feel your seethe from here

fuming

How many seasons til Pep is sacked if he doesnt win the CL?

Cope

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

have six

Pep will never be sacked at city so long as he wins the PL. The sheikh is an ABL so just loves continually being able to think of 0PL

twitter.com/talkSPORT/status/1162330968604237824

>Bury midfielder Stephen Dawson says he’ll lose everything due to unpaid wages. Owner Steve Dale claims Dawson has been paid.

>We put Dale and Dawson on-air together to clear things up.

The absolute state of Bury and this "discussion"

Pep has done wonders at the club already

Have 0

>14 of the 26 posts ITT are Liverpool related
Shocking

>We put Dale and Dawson on-air together to clear things up
talksport are loving this aren't they. exploiting a situation like this

and on jim white's show too

grubby mancunian hands are hard at work

a club is having an injury crisis in August. Are we supposed to not talk about it? bury heads in the sand about it?

Kek 0PL

33rd fot not having windows in Scousistan

On the subject of injury crises:

>Norwich winger Onel Hernandez may need surgery on a knee injury he sustained slipping and falling at home.

>Canaries manager Daniel Farke said the 26-year-old Cuba international has suffered a suspected ACL injury and "is out for three months".

>Hernandez is one of a number of Norwich players sidelined with Timm Klose, Josip Drmic and Christoph Zimmermann also unavailable for Saturday's Premier League clash with Newcastle.

>"It's a big blow," Farke said. "He slipped over at home and fell on his knee and we have to check if there's something wrong with his ACL. He may need surgery."

>liverpool fans talking about all the stuff they gonna win
>ignores the fact that the PL title is going to spurs
yikes

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I bet he said for Farkes sake when he heard, haha.

>ACL
>3 months

stood on a worm by accident lads. poor lad :(

not only feel bad for the worm but it could have fed a mancunian family of four for a week

With neither of Klose nor Zimmermann available their defence is absolute shit. The only defender they signed this summer was Sam Byram ffs.

Yeah, that made no sense to me.

What? Scousers have neither windows NOR floors in their house? YIKES.

Be honest lads, how much of a mistake was it for >us to buy Lukaku?

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wasn't he 65m? in that case a 65m mistake

fuck off with these stereotypes. Liverpool DOES have wi--

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what?
he is the bane of bergamo

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£1 tho mate.

Lewis Cook any good? Would like to see him at a top 6 team as a starting CM

Fixer upper. A project

Do you live in some inbred village? Every city has parts like that.

Also Huyton isn't in Liverpool, it's in Knowsley

Would ubironically buy it. Would rather live there than in a shoebox in London

Then it means Steven Gerrard isn't scouse then you absolute retard

He isn't, neither Gerrard or Carragher are actually from Liverpool

I live in Widnes (its shit I know)
everything west of the M57 is Liverpool

It's not.

Merseyside is made up of 5 areas:
>Liverpool
>Knowsley
>Sefton
>St Helens
>The Wirral

Knowsley is a part of Merseyside but it isn't Liverpool

Do you have a scouse accent?

REEEE NOOOOOOOO

Eh he’ll do ok for you. He’s just a very limited player. He’s ok if you create a lot of chances

Prove it, describe what is in the image

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>St Helens
>in Merseyside
glorified Warrington district la

A wall?

looks like your mum's bedroom

Jokes on you. It’s my dads bedroom. Faggot

>when you match with your your dad on grindr

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What do you care? You don't even know if he's good.

Anal beads

Mark on this map where the scouse accent ends

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it ends at the bridge at runcorn

Ive heard them as far as Skelmersdale

Wouldn’t know. Haven’t ever got close enough. Too scared.

I've been to Chester, they didn't speak Scouse there

Who /blades/ here?

That’s one side of the scouse box complete

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Fpbp

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formby is scouse, southport isn't

horrifying that Im in this area

>Yea Forums - Geography of North West England

Southport is scouse as fuck

nah Warrington is scouse

nah
formby's like "the sun's out we're off to the beach" and southport is like "come on, we're to see grandma" and it's like an hour's drive away

youtube.com/watch?v=c5S6DFiQyWo

Official thread song

Wales is nonce

>tfw just inside the Wirral side ring
Guess this means I'm scouse innit

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Disgusting desu

What makes you think I don’t know if he’s any good when I specifically chose to talk about a relatively esoteric player?
He’s one of the few hard working center mids who has the technique and vision to make a case for playing in a better top PL team

he'll score against shitters but won't do anything else. waste of money imo

You'd be surprised how comfy it is here

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birkenhead is a beautiful town

His first touch and inability to win a header at half will infuriate you. But he will score 20+.

It can be

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t. Paul O'Grady

That’s the kind of thing someone who has only known poverty would say

My uncle was the priest there many years ago. It’s a shit hole

>less than 3 miles from Liverpool
powerful

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birkenhead? glorious
wallasey? stunning
bootle? breathtaking
crosby? spectacular
speke? um, yes please!
all of merseyside is beautiful

Only ever visited Liverpool once in my life (to watch a match at Anfield). I'm a true lifelong btw

>he can't tell the difference between an actual scouser and someone from skem or ormskirk
>he thinks people in warrington are the slightest bit scouse
top kek, the cluelessness of this board

warrington seems incredibly manc to me
they even have that walk

>all of merseyside is beautiful

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People should learn the difference between being scouse and just having a scouse accent

Warrington exists in a void. They aren't scouse or manc, and they reject wholeheartedly any ties with wigan or the rest of lancashire

probably why it is such a soulless place

Warrington is Manc

I trust you are all watching huddersfield tonight

unironically might put the heating on

Anything west of the Pennines is basically Scouse
Anything south of the Trent is basically French

Why would you do it ironically?

>People from the WIrral are lower class scu-

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YOU ASKED IF HE WAS GOOD
THAT IS WHAT SUGGESTS YOU DON'T KNOW IF HE'S GOOD

to flirt with the qt technician from npower

>Guy gets jumping 2 footed tackled by pitch invader
>Must be the training methods

fabinho, keita and alisson

Why wont anyone sign Wilfried Bony?

Reminder that even though it has the smallest defined boundaries and least investment, The Midlands is the engine of the UK

Because he's shit, should go to a 3rd tier Euro club or something

thats the northern powerhouse

that walk?

As much as i hate it, Birmingham alone has been more important than the whole of the North combined

the manc walk, like they're stuck in the britpop era

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Never forget that big Harry scored the equaliser in a 1-1 draw at Anfield last season during the period in which Liverpool’s lead slipped.

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Going to John Smiths lad

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Fabinho should be fine, he just had a cramp at the end of the supercup match.

Keita and Alisson are both suffering the effects of playing all summer in the Copa America and African cup. Just a busy year for them. Doesn't help that Keita seems to be a glass cannon.

Huddersfield v Fulham:

Liverpool’s lead is always slipping lad

Relax sperglord. I’ll change the question: does Lewis cook have potential to be a top PL central mid?

Jej. Plus the wannabe "Paul Weller" mod look

We watching Barca then lads?

>snoozefest: the team
no

most definitely
shan't be going anywhere near this non league shite

did you consider it non-league 6 months ago?

Yeah, Frenkie's gonna be fire

some people still considered liverpool to not be the best team in europe six months ago
times change

Nah will watch Huddersfield v Fulham

He reminds me of Joe Willock

No Messi. No thanks

>No Messi
really? why not?

Except actually good

It’s not surprising since they’ve literally never even been the best team in England.

>no messi
barcelona might actually be worth watching then

yeah but they might lose then

He’s retired lad. Did you hear. We were going fucking mental here for ages about it.

Messi broke his leg on my save game. Out for 6 months

No he’s got similar touch technique physicality stature and personality as your Willock or Fodens

i guess he knew that his time was up after he faced liverpool and saw he'd be struggling to get in their team

finally accepted ronaldo better has he

>tf
>tp
Lmao, keep dreaming la

Qtinho to Bayern announced this evening. Will he be worse or better than James?

Worse, James actually has multiple dimensions to his game

I actually do rate James. Shame no real top teams play with a dedicated #10 anymore because he’s great

>playing 95 and 120 mins in quick succession and getting cramp
>having shortened pre-season and picking up knocks
>muh training methods muh klopp burnout

You clowns don't even pay attention

Lads, can somebody buy me some Peanut M&M Chocolate and send it over to me, ta la. I keep eating it. Gonna get fat.

Time to load up FMRTE la.

>Tottenham teenager Troy Parrott has been a handed a first Republic of Ireland call-up for next month's games against Switzerland and Bulgaria.

>short preseason
klopps fault. no other way to spin that one

Alisson is out for 4 weeks with a calf injury, and Adrian just got his foot stepped on the celebration. Zero injuries in the squad otherwise.

Giant fucking balls

Absolute humongous they are

It's the net. The 40yo will do fine.

It’s like you can’t even read what you yourself write.

Keita and by the way Ox played the other night he’s still injured lmao

I LOVE THIS GAME

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It's like you're both low IQ paki twats

>resorts to racism
Aaaaaaand you just lost

Keita has been back since June. Ox had his knee fucked up two seasons ago.

Racists are winners mate, look at this post , one of them is the best player their country has seen and will be remembered as the best striker of his generation. The other is a fucking nigger that spouts meme phrases and shills himself out of social media and betting companies

scouse delusion

no wonder they vote labour

Your fodens, de jongs, etc

>suarez
>the best striker of his generation

>will be remembered as the best striker of his generation
kek he'll be remember for biting, getting sent off in the WC and not scoring for Barca

Mate /epl/ and /trans/ are prejudice free zones. Take that filthy language elsewhere.

Deny reality all you want deluded cunts

This guy is on a whole other level of anger. I wonder what’s wrong with him.

cristiano is better

he's a scouser

I imagine they do something like this but for your legs

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Reminds me of a Willock type player honestly

Suarez is not the best striker of his generation. The following are better (if you disagree you don’t understand football)
CR7 (when he moved to no.9 mode)
Aguero
Villa
Torres (prime version only)
Falcao (prime version only)
Drogba (cup final version only)

Oh. That explains it.

lewa too

Van Persie

Remember when Salah played in his prime. What a player

back when he wasn't balding

Yes also those two

Thinking about grabbing Panda Express for the third day in a row on my lunch break and posting on the ‘chon

panda who now?

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>all the Liverpool haters are shitskins

Imagine my fucking shock la. 95% white remember that yous lot, what am I saying of course you know that that's why you hate us

>Liverpool fan
>incoherent

love pandas lads

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extreme projection there la'

>'have sex' the animal

not all animals are built for sex

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You just KNOW

Why is the Yorkshire accent more alpha and widespread then any of the others?

scousers aren't white, because to be white you must first be human. And anybody who has had to travel to or stay in Liverpool knows that it is not the case

Greater Manchester master race reporting IN

The tea

haha

Tbh most scousers aren’t white nowadays simply because of race mixing. See TAA for example

SAY HIS NAME
protip: you can’t without cheating (unless you are an /epl/ god)

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steed malbranque

luke evans

Ding ding ding

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbank

Shall I do another or are we bored of this?

For me, it's Zoltan Gera

Based

This is why they are going extinct next decade
youtu.be/sjBWnj8kKVs

barcelona look appalling

it feels like they're not really built for trees tbqh

When are Spurs replacing Lloris?

we go again

Who am I

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by how many are we going to rape spuds tomorrow guys?

first letter of either name?

never because we only value real competitions

don't be a bitch, this isn't hard

RING RING RING RING

distin

this desu the CL is a nice trinket but it distracts from the real trophies

>Alternatively, Sanchez' current £560,000-a-week deal has left United unable to find a buyer. (Mirror)

pep is a fucking genius

>0-0
dont think this semen slurping league is for me

>Lyon have never won the Uber Eats League
embarrassing

banana phone

Da gyaldem sugar

barcelona are bad

name 1 good team

>condeding to a 38 year old

Portsmouth

fuck it i've decided i'm all about la liga
i'll watch the reds, but otherwise i'm a spanish fanboy now

>Huddersfield
LMAO

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based

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based

Beautiful

/epl/ lads on tour in spain wahey

Emergency loan to Liverpool because our fans keep attacking our keepers

*collects paycheck*

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Glazers must be going mental at all these players nicking their profits

Where's HTFCAnon

Actually, are the Glazers even still at Man United? Are they still leeching every penny to finance debts and pay themselves dividends?

Fuck, I remember when Liverpool almost went under because those two insane Texans followed the same business model and tried to have a US court prevent them from being bought out. That was a fucking wild ride

Is that lad who wanted Basedjak Liverpool edits still around? Made another shitter.

>scored 5 goals for city
>one of them was the best goal the club scored in like a decade long period
youtu.be/PnY4FwUbDfA?t=512

Bizarre desu

What exactly are the Glazers doing wrong with the club, aside from Old Trafford being a shithole?
They're investing money into it, it's just badly spent but not really their fault

Knowing gimmickfags, gone into hiding.

oh yeah brilliant mate i'd love to see that! i do hope it's as hilarious as your previous ones!

Haha! Good one mate, it's a real good'un this one! Haha!

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could be the least funny one yet

are you taking them seriously? or is this some meta posting because they're being made exactly to make people (usually Scousers) seethe. So you're either a scouser in which case you're seething or you're NOT a scouser in which case it is even worse and you're seething on their behalf, come on lad.

lad why did you even bother making that
it looks like shit

they all do, i'm spending like 1 min on each one, come on man.

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just jokes innit lad
i appreciate your oc even if it is fueled by anger and jealousy

what? you think I'm doing this out of anger and jealousy? I'm doing it out of boredom, just like I did all the Day in the Life shit. RING RING Man City user turned out to be the Photoshop Dutchfag so, somebody half-human has to take up the slack.

Excellent post sir.

madness

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what the

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fucked it

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what makes scousers such nasty bitter people lads?

That's what happens when the entire world is out to get you

>it's legit: twitter.com/htafc/status/1162479168250101766
what a fucking surprise
one win in 19 games is completely appalling

Saved this.

>Liverpool fans are bitter because they're always at most 2nd best no matter what they do
>Everton fans are bitter from having to live in Liverpool's shadow for most of their lives
>Tranmere fans aren't scousers and are usually dead inside

>Sacking your manager after 3 games

thanks lad, thought of you when I made it.

huddersfield sacked mark robins after one game once: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/28730678

They'd rather not have a manager than have him L M A O

>joining the Cursed Chalice that is 'Uddersfield
A new manager has 2 weeks to sign new players to fix that heap of shite.

>didn't even wish him luck in the future in the official statement
Bit mean

Jose to Huddersfield

>A new manager has 2 weeks to sign new players to fix that heap of shite.
Yeah, about that...

kek just noticed that

clearly didn't like him

HOLY KEK

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Oh shit forgot it's only below Champ. Nvm. Disregard, I suck cocks.

Actual fucking wool post. If you have an L postcode you're from liverpool. Royal Mail doesn't lie.

Watched Godzilla KotM. Total dogshit. Even worse than the 2014 one.

I notice Huddersfield's main advertising partner haven't spoken up about the sacking yet. I wonder why...

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WRONG. Liverpool over the history of the UK has cumulatively been the most important city by measuring via tax receipts.

Perfect for Inter, yet a tad expensive. It will improve their position in the table. Just don't expect him to perform on the CL or against top teams.

Rambo's on lads

strange porno choice
you do you

dzeko is the same age and would probably be better

>dzeko is the same age as lukaku
???

104/277 posts in this thread (including this one) mention or respond to a post mentioning Liverpool.

mans not got the thumb dexterity to search through 1,000 channels.

give us a number senpai

I haven't watched conventional TV in years lad, must be grim having to wait months for a single movie

Unconventional - sue me.

PL prediction
1. Spurs
2-20 LMAO WHO CARES

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This thread is already on life support top wew

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deeeeeead ting rudeboy

it's half past midnight on friday, normal people are out

>shaming us nerds who are not
not cool

I'm not liking this change of tact. Are you the actual Spurswede?

yes just fiding the these threads pretty boring desu :(

Prove it is you. What's your hobby?

40k and posting rumours

Aw come on bro, no need for low effort shit. It's match day tomorrow. I know /trans/ is over but, come on.

Just really tired I guess. It'll pass looking forward to the city game tomorrow.

Good luck, my friend.

What colour is your bin wool

Always feel sad for the guy with the moustache that falls out the heli

Raheem Sterling

>hiring random eurojobbers
Time to get Sol in.

so what is it today, user?

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for me?
bbc breakfast while i wash up and clean the kitchen
go for a run
find some nice shoes on asos
make lunch
watch arsenal burnley
watch football focus and play the longest journey on my laptop
watch spurs man city
go for a pint and read me book
make dindins
watch a film
might have a wank
have a think about life in bed
go to sleep

what a woman

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The cricket, with a break for Norwich v Newcastle

Finnish Liverpool bandwagoners are mad that Finnish TV is showing PUKKI :D game over Liverpool one.

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Original The Longest Journey?
Is it good? Isn't it outdated as fug?
How did you make it run on your laptop?
t. wanting to play it as well

i mean the graphics are outdated but it still plays fine, it's just a point and click so it's hard to go wrong gameplay-wise
there's gog version which runs perfectly on modern machines

Look up The Longest Journey HD mod for a version which runs via ResidualVM and has updated textures/graphics.

>Klopp on Coutinho: "I told him stay and they will end up building a statue in his honour. Go somewhere else, to Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, and you will be just another player. Here you can be something more.”
honestly a shame qt didn't stay

Thanks lads

Fishing and listening to afternoon sports on the radio. Saints v L'pool will be live.

For me, it's villa vs Bournemouth

Don't think they would have won the CL with Coutinho

Still coming to terms with paolo bandini trooning out

Nah, they have Ibrahim Amadou who's a DM/CB

Not green white and orange you homo-electing nonce.

Dumb americans calling THEMSELVES burgers now.

Morning, /epl/

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Gonna watch arse v bumley then Norwich Vs Newcastle

Based Finnish TV

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI
desu senpai

Why not play him then? He's bound to be better than fucking Grant Hanley.

Lonergan gets injured today

What was up with Icardi? I thought he played and scored a lot, but I don't follow >you at all.

For me, it's supporting your local team

CAMON ENGLAND TAKE SAM FACKIN WICKETS

well many things starting with Wanda

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Absolute fucking state of those tattoos.

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Reminder no one can stop us

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Crystal palace stopped you last week

Only because we stopped them from winning

i dunno mate im not daniel farke

my guess would be that height though, both him and ben godfrey are like 6'0

>Countinho to Bayern

Meh.

didn't say you were le permanently intimidating german man

if it's height then fair fucks

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>guendouzi, ceballos, willock midfield against Burnley

Arse v Burnley:

Is he the most handsome Premier League player?

coutinho career progression

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>agent luiz

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moved from a team that never win the league to a team that win most leagues to a team that always win the league

Yeah... I'm thinking Burnley is back

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Name teams that will win the league before Liverpool

might take a nap for an hour or so

get off Yea Forums alice (my cat)

adrian starts for liverpool xx

Based.

Adrian;

Trent — Matip — Van Dijk — Robertson;

Wijnaldum — Oxlade-Chamberlain — Lallana;

Mane — Firmino — Origi;
>that mid
We finna bouta lose f a m

very grim midfield
where did you get the team sheet from?

Some twitter nonce predictions.

>Matip
Thank the Lord.

M'tip is unironically way better than Gomez.

Gomez is the reason the team struggled so badly against Chelsea. Playing him at RB meant that there was no support for Salah on the wings the way Trent would, which forced Henderson out onto the wing, which gave Kante free reign in the middle of the park to just rip Liverpool apart. Gomez and VVD had a crazy good partnership before his injury, but Matip is clearly the better CB right now.

/3pm/:

#LFC line up v Southampton: Adrian, Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Van Dijk, Robertson, Wijnaldum, Milner, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Mane, Salah, Firmino.

>Wijnaldum, Milner, Oxlade-Chamberlain,
JUST

might not be completely torn so they don't have to operate it

Post your face when slipperpool gets hasenhütteled

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would be cool but slips only happen after christmas

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For me, it's a cheeky draw for Spurs

will take it

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>kean still benched

bros i dont feel so good

Ew that midfield is atrocious

Only on £500,000 plus tip now without CL qualification

They refinanced like 5 times during the global recession and basically now don't even pay down the debt, just interest payments of a pack of gobstoppers and some monopoly money.
Fucking jews man.

So you do know he's good

>Tranmere

He's shite

Cringe yet redpilled

Perform coitus

WHITE

Distin

Normal people don't post on Yea Forums

Only Ronaldo, Aguero and Prime Torres out of that list are better than Suarez and even then, Prime Suarez is better than Prime Aguero.

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

>not letting Aston Villa have that corner kick

What the fuck

for me it's PUKKI, aston villa believing they're not doing a fulham and the boys

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

>go into the Arse vs Burnley thread earlier
>large % of the posts are Fitizen shitposting and falseflagging
Doesn't it get tiresome?

STOP IT PUKKI THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD

>Barcelona agree fee of £75m for Norwich City striker Teemu Pukki. Details to follow.

Where does Henry, RvN, Shevchenko (Milan Version), Ronaldo (Fat Inter version). These all played at the same time as those.

concerned that adrian might not be best signing we've ever made

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

harry dubs hitting more blooters i see

>whole board going full retard over Pukki getting a hat-trick against the worst team in the division

What did they mean by this?

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Eric Dier

Jesus fuck, it's getting even worse. On the level of Arab bandwagoners spamming club Facebook pages.

Cringe or based. Low turnout edition

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>City are gonna win the l-
LMAO. IT'S OUR FUCKING YEAR.

>drawing

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Well that rule is getting revised for next season.

Don't like VAR lads, it's just some other cunt making bad decisions instead of the ref.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I can not believe it. A spurs player took a shot and missed.

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absolute state of that ending

>poch have pep in his pocket
>levy has in his VAR
B A S A D O

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>VAR won't affect the flow of games or make it any less enjoyable, don't wor-

levy has VAR in his*

in a bit of a pickle here, because on the one hand, var is killing the game i love
but on the other... lol

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What did they mean by this?

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gets me jogging on how many past league winners wouldn't have won the title if there were var

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>it's actually real
I know football rumours are bullshit, but that one's especially bullshit

good point user, I wonder if we should separate the title wins into 2 categories - pre var and post var

Think we can safely say that football has entered a new era. Just like we had the PL era from August 1992, August 2019 is the start of the VAR era.

pretty sure it made this game a lot more enjoyable

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Who is this guy Don guy? Is he legit

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he's the most respected source for transfer rumours in the world

>it enforced the rules of the game, not enjoyable for me desu

lol have sex kid

>alternative to neymar

they don't need neymar

they've made football more enjoyable but they've also made it a laughing stock

He so legit he even got his own Pepe. Mr. Balon have some serious inside info. Mark it down.

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VAR is shit

>cheat
>WAAAAH WHY WON'T YOU GIVE US THE GOAL

loving every laugh

>irish flag with a correct post for once
holy fuck

I'm honestly confused why they'd even link Pulisic. If you're just going to make up bullshit, why choose the player who's just switched clubs? At least make up something like them splashing 200m on Sancho

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That's why asked. Obviously I'm American, so very ignorant, but seemed very bizzare, so bizzare that might be true. I'd rather he stay at Chelsea

thats almost as amusing as the salah to utd rumour

Lads what do if Liverpoo win the PL?

It won't affect my life at all

cope

finally leave Yea Forums

wake up

Based

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ah xG isn't correct for once. This never happens!

xG is always correct

we should just use xg to decide the outcomes of games tbqh

ummm sweaty what about possesion?

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Today has shown that EFL > EPL

how will the football world deal with Pukki winning the golden boot?

Remind me why people are triggered by xG as stat.

don't give up, even if it seems hopeless

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Shiet stat.

What the fuck?

It's miles better than shots and shots on target.

fukin pen as well

Better at what? Also I'm kinda neutral towards it. It has it place but I don't care that much.

some very slow VAR decisions plus loads of cards and a penalty, all ads up

Seriously, was someone heemed?

gay fag shit for gay faggots t b h
stats get you mustafi for £35m

Better at giving a quantitative description of football.

Reminds me of this

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>4th
We are unstoppable.

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I can't wait for the day you football luddites will be hanged.

>The latest setback for the Gunners is likely to be too much for them to recover from, and it adds to the recent agonies of being beaten in the Carling Cup final and suffering a Champions League exit at the hands of Barcelona.

lol

imagine actually watching a team that attacks

Brighton and Hovepilled

>you now remember this

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I predict some gammons will get BTFO with how badly they underrated Potter

>gammons
Correction: "people who only watch the top 6"

CAMMON

lel

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>Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola, speaking to BBC Match of the Day: "That's what it is [VAR]. We have to accept it. I would like to win, we had an incredible performance. The amount of shots...its an emotion for me.

>"We respect the football we want to play. I don't have regrets. We have to eat poison and think about the next game.

>"What can I say? I would like to win for the chances we create but we didn't.

>"I am not going to judge the team performance against the goals we conceded. We had 30 shots."

But shot and shots on target are pretty clear cut at what they do. xG however is not.

what they describe*

No, what xG does is clear. You just don't understand, that's your own problem.

can I just say I’ve always rated Potter

>You
I'm say this is why people in general don't like it. Also explain what it does and how.

oh my unexpected goal on the statsheet, going to have to confiscate it from the scoreline

It tells you how many goals on average the team should have scored given the quantity and quality of chances they had.

How does that take defensive tactics into account, or is it just shots/shots on target in a novelty form?

I'm not triggered, I'm a big fan of xG. I was just posting it to demonstrate the large disparity in this game

This may be the only time you've been completely right.

and the metric they use is perfect?

In its simplest terms, xG assigns a score to each chance, representing the likelihood of that chance resulting in a goal. It takes in all the factors you'd imagine when assessing the quality of a chance. For example - a shot from a central position will have a higher xG amount than a header, or a shot from out wide. We're not looking at these chances based on the player they fall to. But we can use xG data to assess - if not the quality of a player - their sustainability.

>b-b-b-but how could they sack a black manager????

xG is shit because it's a composite stat that has to take all the factors and calculate an average game from them
most xg stats only take into account the place on the pitch

People rated Potter at Ostersunds, especially after the games against Arsenal. For him to almost take a gutted Swansea squad to the play-offs was remarkable.

>people STILL don't remember that Hughton can't do second seasons in the PL

think you lot are punching currently
definitely not going to get relegated though which is cool

Seems really unnecessary.

Why are you posting here instead of going out tonight shagging slags?

>and the metric they use is perfect?
Of course not, what a stupid question.
Why would it be perfect?

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why would I want to do that

It's also shit because while it's a composite stat, different people can still produce different values, based on how heavily they weight each individual stat that goes into it

it kinda is tbqh it has it's places but I don't personally look at it too hard

>s-s-shouldve
You shouldve lost your virginity years ago but youre a tiny gremlin faggot

fucking eboue

haha quiet night in with the gf tonight lad

Enjoy being shot.

like shots on target the stat represents the exact shots on target... xG is an equation and it needs more work before it should be shilled this hard tbqh

DONT TELL ME WHAT DO DO

yes, people don't like it because it only tells you "on average, a game like this would finish with a score 3.43 - 0.23" and people don't want to hear that

They attempt different things. Shots on target tells you what happened. xG tells you what should have happened.

>yfw united somehow win on monday night and go top

So happy to see the boys playing some decent football for the first time in a couple of years.
Hope this season goes well for everyone.

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>xG tells you what should have happened.

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How many (subjectively) clear cut chances City really had ?

Yes?
It tells you on average how many goals a team should have scored. It's the definition of xG.

when was the last time your lot even had such a positive minded attitude?

poyet?

The promotion season was a very positive year all round.
Other than that, probably not since they finished 4th in the Championship under Poyet.

holy fuck xg is a measure of roughly how likely a professional is to score from a given chance
if you have a brainless nigger like raheem 'black power' sterling on the end of chances obviously xg isn't going to apply

is there a stat for expected injuries and missed games throughout the season

the one issue I have with Hughton is he just cannot seem to cope with a second season in the PL

it happened at norwich and it happened at brighton

it's crazy

That's the problem though, it doesn't say how likely a player is to score, it says how likely the average player is to score from that position. Well shit, some players are better than average at scoring goals.

but people use different weights so it's kinda flawed it's tell you on avereage how many goals they should have scored according to the person weighing the stats

enjoy Leandro Trossard lad. I watched him tear up my local club once, what a player

sporza.be/nl/matches/voetbal/jupiler-pro-league/2018-2019/regulier/08/cercle-brugge-krc-genk/

>but people
Afaik it is defined by "football experts" from OPTA based on past data.
It is subjective and flawed? all models are, all they have to do is being good enough.

>It is subjective and flawed?
and now you see why people don't like it cheers lad.

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>Marcel Koller missed today's cup game after getting into an accident while cycling, breaking his collar bone and dislocating his shoulder
What's up with Basel and weird injuries right now?

I know you're excited but you've mentioned him so many times it's like you're obsessed

Yeah, but the xG are just a starting point. Once you got the number you should ask "why is reality different"

new

Chances created is subjective.
Possession is subjective and can have different definitions.

Not even goal scored is completely objective, considered how the definition of own goal changed.

you're right