What the fuck did he mean by this? Not my GOAT

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

LITERALLY FINISHED

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if you got paid 20k to do this you wouldn't?

I'm not a world famous millionaire

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OH NONONONONONONONO
TWAIN ON SUICIDE WATCH

based

>S

literally S

press S

He made more money doing this than anyone on Yea Forums will make in a life time.

I made 5 million dollars from selling my fathers farm estate so you are technically wrong leaf

none of us would do that shit if we had the salary he got for playing football

If I already had however many millions? No.

Based TSU pandering to SEAchads to dab on them gooks.

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I'd do it for €50 but I'm broke, he's not. He must've thought it'd be cool for his image and status and maybe it is I don't fucking know anything anymore.

>the GOAT is so Chad he casually makes a goofy ad for the chinks
>he speaks a foreign dialect he didn’t even know existed with confidence, after a 10 minute lesson
>meanwhile languagelets make fun of the alpha for making more in a simple wacky ad then they will earn their whole lives
Hmmmm

S stands for... Sexual assault I guess

Embarassing
He is probably selling his butthole too, and I am not even sure he is asking money in return

this reminds me of colonial times, ronaldo is trying to have his influence in shitholes, he's in a race of popularity. he's obsessed by it

SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT SPIT

did they just shop his head onto some other dude

Ronaldo makes a million dollars for a Instagram ad. This probably earned him more than 5M

That's just sex, mate.

This is pure cringe, what the fuck.

>this company deduced that getting gaynaldo to do this fucking god awful advert would make them a profit after paying whatever fortune they had to pay him to humiliate himself
wtf is wrong with us as a species?

>not tiptoeing
yeah that's a stuntman

>not buffon as a Italian WW2 tank commander
youtube.com/watch?v=gRBrsD2Twlk

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my sides

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G O A T
youtu.be/90bFXuFwLJs

Based

Fatnaldo commercial.

youtube.com/watch?v=JkR6s_MoYB0

HEEBNALDO IS A JEW!!!

youtu.be/YZgVn6cEXGY

this needs edits

And you will never be one with that attitude

Money over personal beliefs, I guess

ibtimes.co.uk/cristiano-ronaldo-palestine-israel-real-madrid-swap-449952

youtube.com/watch?v=rRoHamXdQUY
MESSI KIMOCHI

tsuu

I don't know what it is they're selling, but I want to buy it.

that acting lmao, he said he wanted to be an actor holy shit

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Based

show pee?

>Ronaldo having to market to China because of rape allegations in the US

top cuck

>ronaldo only did the ad because it says peepee and cock a bunch

>Asians
>human
>
asians raised in the west are pretty normal but actual asian asians are fucking aliens, I swear

>makes ad
>it's still a tap in

Reminds me of those late 90's/ early 2000 football kino commercials

BASED TSUUUUUUUUUUU
messhit cunt probably still uses ebay

SWOOBIE

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Based
>you'll take the farm after I die right my boy ?
>ofc dad
>*dies*
>ok lads it's over, who wants to buy this shit ?

TSUUUUpi

Are you a fan of Caro Garcia

thats the lack of humanity of an anal rapist

>pee pee pee pee pee pee pee
>cock cock cock cock cock cock cock

I get doing advertisements but don't they have enough money to avoid degrading shit like this

Apparently he's sold his image rights to Lim's company. So basically he got the money from an agreement to possibly do degrading shit like that.

Is he dialing up referees to remind them to go easy on Juventus next year?

that is hands down the gayest thing I've ever seen in my life

lewd

Rooney is still the king of footballer ads

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6MkmonoaSw

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Messi good player

wtf is this? Ronnie has no shame

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TSUpi

what in jesus

Are the heads shopped onto the bodies here?

youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2D7-nezwY

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jesus

WTF I love Shopee now??

Shopeepilled

ronaldo just gets more based by the day, how can anyone hate this guy

Jesus fucking christ, surely he has enough money to not have to do shit like this

Underrated

just why? he obviously doesn't need the money. seriously why?

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SHOPEEEEEEEEEEEEE

its fucking over tsubros, the messi fags have won

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Absolutely based

>it wasnt tsuuu, siiim or siiiiiii
>it was SHOPEEEEE all this time

do these fuckers not have enough money? why do this trash? actors too. they do a bunch of trash foreign ads, when they already have mega mansions and shit. i will never understand it.

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>show peepee peepee peepee peepee
>give me cum cock cock cock cock cock cock
what was meant by this?

> China
> Bong education

They sell their image rights. Essentially they get a lump sum of money, and in return an external person/company who gave them the money gets to decide what they shill. Basically they get a lot of money in one go in return for their soul.

Smart athletes/actors don't go for that shit though, look at Federer, he's retained his own rights which allows him to pick and choose products which fit his image (high quality brands like Lindt, Rolex, Jura, etc.) and also pay big bucks for him to advertise for them

Damn, he is the GOAT even at the choreography. Look at the other plebs with their shitty moves. No energy!

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>dumb poor people trying to make themselves feel better about being poor try and act like this is somehow a bad thing to do
Anyone that uses the term "sell out" or anything similar to it is brain dead.

How many attempts do you think it took Ronaldo to score the free kick?

Lol

1 because he's the GOAT

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

/OurGuy/

this ad was shot near my fucking house.

how can one man be this based

it's cgi because he kept hitting the wall

Kek this add is all over here in SEA

S.E.A is a growing market and as such plenty of potential customers. This cringey add will most definitely put him in the spotlight for the quintessential S.E Asian middle-class

Penaldo came from a poor provincial town of course he wants more money. Rich kid Messi would never stoop to this level

how will twain recover ?

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Probably paid more for this ad than I'll earn in my lifetime

Those Barilla ads are cringe as fuck though

Based af

Taxes

Yeah, they're a bit shit. But for the most part he (Mirka more likely) has been careful to curate an image, which allows him to bring in a shitload of money by only endorsing brands that meet a specific image.

Basically when you start whoring yourself out to anyone that will pay you, you end up getting paid less per job, since it becomes less special to have you.

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He doesn't even need the money lmao

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>Yea Forums doubting ronaldo
kek, this is the man who survived a deformed statue, he come back even stronger

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>They say...he..is..a ..legend

Absolutely fucking based.

Nothing more kino than a Western star doing adverts for East Asia.

Why do footie players do this?
NBA players would never dare to be this cringy.

This is based though.

>thinking 25mil is better than 30mil
Sasuga commie-sama

Mirka has truly won the game of life. I have no idea what Fed ever saw in that fat cow.

SHOPEE!

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Its different if you really believe in the product.

based goat. even in commercials he's the best.

Y'all getting trolled. This shit is just a deep fake

that face hides so much pain and anguish

Learned from the goat Santiago munez

Hahaha omfg I'm dying

Scoured a few clickbait sites and found a collection of poorly-acted/cringey/based footballer adverts:

Peter Schmeichel selling Danepak bacon
youtube.com/watch?v=ZCAmZ9cOaoc

John Arne Riise and Morten Gamst Pedersen selling... fruit? Fruit brand fruit in Norway
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=42&v=dl0aIVc27iA

Jimmy Bullard selling shampoo
youtube.com/watch?v=uyZ7TfC5shU

Michael Owen forced into being a helicopter pilot for Dubai airlines
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=21&v=vwq7gJlH59g

Shinji Kagawa getting heckled by a dog
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=30&v=422GuyWCGiM

Manchester United players slurping tomato juice in Japan
youtube.com/watch?v=B2JA7jcieVI

Keevin Keegan then manager of Newcastle with his giant cereal-obsessed monster striker. This played for years on tv here.
youtube.com/watch?v=7TZka3k9Drw

Emmanuel Adebayor selling a knock-off Red Bull with a creepy stare
youtube.com/watch?v=_ZtWeae2r7c

Torres and Puyol as old men selling "telepizza"
youtube.com/watch?v=v0LO_puFsBo&feature=youtu.be

Never seen this one before. Manchester United players fighting aliens in a cross-promotion with Independence Day, the movie. More great Rooney acting
youtube.com/watch?v=5YyUrlxnFww

based

telepizza sucks by the way

youtube.com/watch?v=vhzajdYMzB0

The Michael Owen collection

Selling whisky in Taiwan
youtube.com/watch?v=xRo0GtjG8UM

"The power is in your hands"
youtube.com/watch?v=IC5azu2fLEI

Michael Owen locked in a closet by a football-mad pizza lover
youtube.com/watch?v=ArVo4wP76kA

Michael Owen at Asda
youtube.com/watch?v=U2yL3EW8riM

Michael Owen accidentally arriving at a rugby match, possibly orchestrated by Gary Lineker
youtube.com/watch?v=OkMk_jF1vGM

The crisps man once again trying to murder Michael
youtube.com/watch?v=HT2_x5RhJB4

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SOULLESS

based kenya poster

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

to think they even did a ps1 video game based on that ad

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youtu.be/sjLMWjJxxZw
Eden advertising a stickers album

This is genuinely the greatest thing I've ever seen.

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For me, it's Shopee FC

>when you have to pay your taxes

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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He probably made a million bucks in around an hour

SEAs love their jpop idols

youtube.com/watch?v=A2CrJFATypU

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youtube.com/watch?v=cUx-LWSf0FE

Based. Pissi couldn't do it, Cristiano Ronaldo is so laid back and not a stuck up cunt like Pissi is.

kek, bretty gud

How much did they pay him for this? I'm going to guess it was several north Vietnamese provinces

Kek he doesnt even need the money based af

topkek

kek

holy shit this is real

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holy fuck

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>Ronaldo's face when he sees all those bug people glued to their phones

Howling

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING SIDES

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kek

Cristiano Ronaldo | Welcome to Shopee FC | goals, skills and discounts | 4K HD

youtube.com/watch?v=hFi693Y_PpI

this is better than sex

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TSHOOOOOPPPPIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

TOP KEK

miring those moves desu

And here's the indonesian version
youtube.com/watch?v=PNuHYljRXp0

youtu.be/c2wpIeZDrHE
>Nba players in charge of voicing themselves in a video game

youtube.com/watch?v=BhJlUUoewtw&feature=youtu.be
another ad for Ronaldo where he advertise a weird mouth exercise thing

wow ronaldo speaks a lot of languages

he is doing all this because of Messi

youtube.com/watch?v=YAZnyE-I7dg
youtube.com/watch?v=3g37UdgIJHo
youtube.com/watch?v=L-quzsCkOSk
Manchester United ads for movies

Baka! You will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes capital-chan

Heres the Filipino version
youtube.com/watch?v=Q6yOvmoNi-Q

lmao

oh my god, dion waiters actually can not read lmao

Is that even him and not some computer animation? I think Lays has animated Messi in their commercials

Lmfao

he literally sound like he is missing some chromosomes

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I r8 it
0/TSU
TERRIBLE

HOLY FUCK YES

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME LMAO

Boris go back

Who is this butterface?

lel

So this is the power of Vietnam, now i'm nervous about the world cup qualifiers

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>dowload. Shopee. nau.