/cric/

Stay home stay safe lad

No drama, mate. You tried it anyway.

just play in the rain you fucking spastics

Business idea: unwettable ball

What is the reason for not playing in even light rain?

Pitch accumulates water which then gets into the ball and disforms it making it more difficult to bowl effectively.
Que?

Even a mild amount of water causes the fielders' hands to shrink creating an unfair advantage for the batsmen.

Golfers would definitely buy that idea.

Business idea: if the batsman wallops the ball upwards he can attempt to catch the ball himself ahead of the fielders and the opposing side loses a wicket in that innings.

Another inspection underway, I'm surprised it hasn't been called off already. Next two days should be fine, they can just bat from 8am to 10pm.

Now its off.
Going to eat pizza and watch a film.

Well this test's a write off.

>And it's been called off the day
oh nononononononononononono

shit sport that produces shit times like this.

vocaroo.com/i/s0MxArV5kx4o

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>I don't like cricket
vocaroo.com/i/s0IbgPW21NQL

Guess so you fugitive. Hows life on the costa del sol Arry.

Australia is winning 1-0 if it rains Australia will still be winning.

U wot m8?
How many gingers is that even

Coast is good, city is gulag, home is metro gulag
Daddy makes me dance on a pole on a wall

B&R

>stumps

nothing like chilled fresh coconut water

Sl v NZ is in a pretty good position. Will be a fun day tomorrow.

hate spending an entire night working on a girl only for her to drop the bfbomb on you at the end

For me it's watching Warner hold his the pose of his forward defence after being bowled again by Broady

hate spending an entire day working on a total only for Trevor Chappell to bowl underarm to prevent you from tying at the end

pfft, so you tell her you've a bf too and if she wants a gay friend, then you see if she wants a massage and you bring the oil then you tell her you think she's somehow done something no other woman has ever done before and you show her your erection. badda-bing

can't see this working

You're right, it needs this:
youtu.be/ywEHmGFRB-Q

told you england would win this test match

the kiwi nonce world cup loser crew

@kiwi nonce
my feces
clean them

Embedded MI5 agent lads AMA

kiwi nonces nan is dead and spinning, spinning in the opposite direction in the southern nonceisphere
the nonceaphilic kiwi nonce castaway criminal nonce loser

Cricsports.

kiwi nonce
@kiwi nonce

Fuck off Brexshit Bellend dead officers lol by pikeys no less. HAHAHAHAHA

Is everyone on meth in here this fine evening?

de grass

based redditor indian faggot

you will never even reach bangladesh's current status
minnowlad . you only got test status because people felt sorry for you, truly sad

>Oh deary me my good fellow if you only knew. Bites into Barmcake.

Fuck off, we've got clubs over here more than 150yrs old.

new ones were set up after the famine?

My dadsdadsdadsdadsdadsdadsdads dad hit a coal ball with a turf brick fuckers don't even know.

You and I both know that your preferred sport is association football so jog on you donkey

i've been to more rugby games this year

so does argentina and italy

Yeah but do they have semtex stumps. Didn't thinks so kiddo.

Give them test status now

Not gonna happen scared we'll rise above the cabal and take em on. We need test experience to progress. Scared the hun shitless though for a few days that was enjoyable. Fuck off Sasanachs.

And stop robbing our players.

yeah can't think of anything worse than going to the pub by myself and not knowing anyone there.

>Not asserting yourself as dominant male and sleeving the bar clear of competitors whilst having the craic with the barman and making friends as you find them.

Jesus christ what is wrong with u lot how did u ever aquire an empire. Fucking pathetic useless shitehawks.

>this entire post
r/cricket/ is that way buddy

You'd know the way u fuckin waste of space shitstain.

Honestly a test match between Argentina and Ireland would be pretty fun

r/yourmumtakesitupthebrown is that way fella.

The best thing about Argentina would be comfy evening cricket like a series in the Windies. Being to the west of whatever time zone the match is in is pure shit, hate getting up early lads.

Críquete

Nothing comfy about occupying territory that u hope one day will yield treasures as it sits above a hotbed of crude that can surely be tapped but then brexit happened and u sold it off to foreign conglomerates. Because ur so broken and poor man of europed urself into ur own demise yet again www1/2 broke u the mcarthur plan saved u then u broke again in the 70-80s with 3 day week then the miners now u get to break the union. Great days lie beyond us bedfellows bask in its glory for we shall truly be BROKEN BRITAIN. TM.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Boring is just code for unfullfilled and dumbminded.

Thank you, I needed that.

Simply based

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Great days lie beyond our bedsheets goodsir. U are very welcome.

Me on left but speckled henned. With a mix of grey.

yes no yes no

hahah no u hahaha great comeback from a country famous for their 'banter'
least you tried

youtube.com/watch?v=xb_rgQ4IDS8
>EXPOOOSSSSEED

Countries that could have had test teams if the game was developed right:

France
Argentina
Nigeria
Canada
Hong Kong
Egypt

AHAHAHAHAHA You think this is the real Quaid.

not him but anything is better than calling reddit
me on the right but wearing a beard and a paddy cap

I don't like cricket,

I love it.

...

speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/e2whv0s1bl00bd7c

youtube.com/watch?v=e0OZnB346yo
Had a good laugh at this one lads................haha

Course u did ur a simpleton with a simple jack fringe. Awww poor lad.

anyone got an acestream link to the ashes channel

Morning boys.

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cricket? yaaaay

What time does the cricket start?

Why? fuck all happened it was rained out.

12 hours and 40 mins time.
I'm gonna try to get up early tomorrow so I can watch NZ-Australia (I think its at 8:35am here), then soon after the cricket resumes.

12 bongs and bings

13hrs upside backwards bro.

I want it for the future you fucking human chimpanzee

Your mum rang said she wants you back in for fish fingers beans and chips. Toddle on.

dunno what's going on with the paddys today but I feel like they need some help

We need more test cricket

Britbros don't understand. Why am I not suprised.

Cricket never ends it's eternal

How many of your family gathered round to think of that one Paddy?

Nice pull Zachy. Nice and lithe. I bet she can twist herself around like a pretzel.

>Eight out of eight Vitality Blast matches have been rained off on the same day for the first time in the competition’s history.

Kek you know there’s probably 150 of them living in a shoebox in the middle of the road.

Still gotta admire their tenacity in spite of such crushing poverty.

based rain

Your mum and many bleached rooted sisters sure gathered round for semblance of a cock drip to salt their chips.

when to watch the lion king (2019) reboot with my family-
simba's voice acting was totally clapped
they turned timon into a camp poof
lots of the scenes felt cagey and 'fenced off' due to the different artistic direction and animation style
songs didnt pack the same punch because of no elton john

apart from that is it was great

You payed disney. Be ashamed.

That’s really imaginative Patrick. Gold star for you!

I’ll be sending a shoebox when the time comes around.

/cric/ really poolapses when the australians go to bed

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Things only get their grimmest in the Australian predawn (when peewees are at maximum cringe but ausgods are still asleep/hung over).

Jesus this is tragic even for brexshit cunts. You said a thing haha I'm british. Bully for u. Monocle at the ready rees enter when i fire. tallHOOOO

Ahh Chris Morris we need you now more than ever.

Armando Ianucci said you can't do satire of politics anymore and he's right.

Saw a bunch of Irish flags so I thought I would pop in to say 'Hi'

Armando is right but Chris Morris is just the sort of depraved fucker that could carve something out. I'd watch it anyhow.

And yet he did Death of Stalin. Utterly relevant and brilliant. Shame the Great British unwashed are reading the Sun and Mail. Get more out of the Daily Sport atleast Teletubbies are having bar room brawls and shagging pensioners.

alchy locks we know youre a pozztard suck up job
how about you go to bed yourself you fucking traitor

Which is more patrician?
>win by 0 (zero) runs
or
>win by rain

*be's rather not sure about the Irish situation*

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who the hell has their bed in the same room as their kitchen
can you imagine trying to sleep while all you can smell is what you made for dinner
horrendous

hope i get some (you)s on my 2 hundred years of cricket history in 2 minutes speakpipe mp3

For me, it's Spike Milligan

the puke of dorset

Dave Allen all day every day till the end of days.

How's it going bud, any craic?

youtube.com/watch?v=mYXenjpefNU

clock clock clock clock clock clock clock
a fucking clock

same old kiwis

always seething

the kiwi nonce world cup loser from new zealand aka poo peeland aka the nonce refuge in the pacific

i hope we meet NZ again the final of the rugby world cup in japan later this year
and after scores are level the cup is handed to england due to having the most boundaries in the previously contested world cup final

the kiwi nonce pedo from the isle of pedo

the nonceaphile world cup loser from the blown up isle of wight in the pacific aka the choking nonce zealander aka nonce

hmmm, stretchy.

How about japs win all their pool matches and irish knockout the kiwis in qf?

so true

>we

Handing out (you's) like its xmas. Sad.

poo peeland bringing up wee again

Farting pooing peeing vomiting

>Zach finally admitting he follows the rugby
based

Zachy you should be out chasing birds on Friday night mate, not sitting at home alone drinking, getting angry at NZ on /cric/

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>kiwis are up
>cric comes alive
>coward poms flee
All is well.

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God is punishing England for stealing the world cup

my feces
clean them

They didn't steal it they were awarded it albeit unfairly.

...

based

based but bluepilled

by raining out a test we would probably lose?

i'm not your poor mum lad

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Zach Bowen literally drinking himself to death, alone on a Friday night posting on here. Always brings a smile to my face when I think just how shit my life would have to be to get to that low low point.

poor guy 2bh

How does this happen in this day and age.

You google the weather for the location you want then screencap it and save it as a jpg m8. Simple as.

eg. type "phoenix park dublin weather" into google and hit search.
Then do what the kiwibro said but also edit the image to crop out whatever you don't want to save.

I miss the world cup lads.

for me it's screencapping things as png since (1) jpegs tend to get compression artifacts more easily, (2) png supports transparency while jpeg does not, and (3) i support their independence from the australian imperialist hegemony

>friday night
you're such a toilberg pawn. like i give a fuck about '''friday night''''. i've partied hard in the best nightclubs of south america, i've partied hard in the best nightclubs of europe. i have six year olds margiela gats that have graced the floor of pretty much every good nightclub in the world
i've ascended now , i don't subscribe to your pathetic toilberg definition of ''friday night'', i party all week, and rock out all night
you kiwi nonce world cup losing BETA

literally off to bongland tomorrow lads

What do you use to stream cricket?

>it's friday night
imagine being this indoctrinated. the weekend lasts what literally two days. meanwhile toilberg possesses 70 percent of the week. go fuck yourself bee
youre literally a bee in a beehive
working all day
and then just dying
and you think thats good
meanwhile im swiss german aristocracy and understand how pointless toil is

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Zachy's drunk and losing it again.
too much /pol/

Talking to the cricket god94823995being s you utter plebs. Especially suprised by you being from the same ilk an all. Oh well

t. seething poorfag , as well as world cup loser

zachy that's not how e09.png is supposed to work
gimme a sec and i'll show you how it's done

>i have six year olds
There it is. Disgusting pedo.

yeah nevermind, nothing worth e09ing recently ITT
nothing but truthnukes if i'm really honest

Which site?

I'm not sure what you mean but have a good rest bud and we'll catch up again later :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=M3eu1gW-bQ8

No Probs bro was just laughing at how is weather a thing we can't control and tieing it in with year of our lord bollocks and how can this happen crap. Shit joke no one got it. Oh well.
Oíche mhaith.

feeling physically ill at this
so blatant, almost Savile-esque

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>feeling physically ill at this
>so blatant, almost Savile-esque

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The buttrape trio

>dogfucker leaping to kiddie fiddlers defence
colour me surprised.

>nonce zealand calling anybody a nonce
yodeling

imagine if he brapped during these first two haha

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Funny how he derides NZ while ripping off a NZers shitty meme

this autism must drive poms absolutely batshit

>he thinks yodeling is a nonce zealand invention
absolutely creasing at this brainlet lads

/cric/ is obsessed with New Zealand. They're perpetually begging for the attention of kiwis

I haven't escaped it. I only value (You)s from other BSKs

>bats outside off
>bowlers bowl even wider to bore him
>smith starts practising his katana moves instead

4D fucking chess lads

Business idea: buy Greenland and make it the home of Cricket

Better business idea: buy Greenland and melt all the glaciers so England disappears under the ocean.

I think their plan is to just get everyone else out and meanwhile completely starve him of runs
pretty brainy imho

apologize to the children of tuvalu you absolute brainlet

t. pom on holiday

It's working isn't it?

>smith averaging 144 whilst poms 1-0 down

Don't think so m8

NZ literally pays for everything in Tuvalu anyway. We basically own them. They can just move here.

absolutely cringing at the peewee colonial mindset
press 1 to support an independent tuvalu and niue lads

Press 2 for fuck coconuts and fuck maoris

2

I'm obviously talking about their strategy this test brainlet
Smith could be 60* by the end of this innings while they blast away the rest of >our shitters

not gonna lie lads

2

how is sebbo such a fucking moron? his comprehension of what's in the news is like that of a child

>while they blast away the rest of >our shitters
Thats literally what happened game 1 you fucking mong yet smith went on and scored a century. The webm is from the first fucking game

He has to use what little brainpower he has to prop up his lawyer narrative. Lying is hard work

for me, it's supporting Aussie in the Ashes while wishing nothing but suffering on the English team and people

Wish we could just have lasting peace between the main /cric/ factions.

for you, it's talking shit while brits are asleep

>poo peeland and other blowins thinking they're important

*yawn*

well let's be honest, you're the only pom who's ever here lol and here you are

you think batting legends are made of pure grit, talent and hardwork? think again, kiddo.
every generation has its greats, and the media and the cricketing world needs a timeless cricketing hero to lift the sport, an ambassador who stands above the rest
but the fact is, there are PLENTY of great cricketing talent who all have their strengths and can dominate over an entire team with their skills
so how does one go about creating this one legendary icon, one that can stand apart from the rest?
i will tell you exactly how, my friends.
it's through pure psychological manipulation of everyone involved. the media through its power as an influencer, brainwashes the public and the cricketing world in thinking that this player is unbeatable, CANNOT BE BOWLED OUT, he is TECHNICALLY THE MOST PERFECT PLAYER THERE EVER WAS!
what does this do to the minds of the bowler and opposing teams who are strategizing a way to get him out? OVERTHINKING, and becoming paralyzed when things you and your think-tank have contrived doesn't seem to be working, when the simple answer is to KISS (keep it simple stupid)
you want to get Steven Peter Devereux Smith out? it's quite simple friends, just look at his RIDICULOUS guard and shuffle, and keep bowling a line which is stump to stump. das it.
Steven Peter Devereux Smith is a fraud, a fraud created by the cricketing media. 'nuff said

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ah right thought that was from this test
I'm saying they're deliberately bowling at a fifth stump line knowing he won't play at it and therefore he can barely score, meanwhile they can just blast away the rest of the lineup
so even though you don't get Smith out he only gets like 60 or 70. It was just a joke though ffs

Holy mother of casual.

t. the australian daniel

it was a FUCKING JOKE jesus why did you think I said it was pretty brainy?

imagine being this much of a casual

NO, IT WAS A JOKE. DON'T CALL OUT MY RETARDED OPINIONS

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Watching Up lads. Might cry tbqh...

Why can't we all just get along

Watch Smith make 60 (210) and based me be COMPLETELY vindicated

Im never here when we're losing desu

ask aunt jaccy
she won't free niue

just like curries lol

just like a curry lol

I do, as a matter of fact. Big fan of a dopiaza or butter chicken

4channel absolutely shitting itself

don't mind a tikka masala

oh dear

this is the post

had curry on Thursday night actually
just lovely.

oh my

it wasn't even same second you spastics

this isn't me but i agree, is the post

First time night/cric/ing since the last ashes. Does the dogfucker ever leave?

A solid 16 hours every day by my reckoning.

no he lives in a perpetual state of Yea Forums purgatory in his grim little corner of southwest america

both me, thought the first post didn't go. 4channel shat itself.
pretty unremarkable stuff.

who's the dogfucker?

>he owns a Yea Forums pass

>hes a poorcunt

lads check the meme i just posted in the exclusive 4channel pass board

Draw is 1/2 lads
1/2.
You think we're going to see 26 wickets in 2 days?
GET ON THIS SHIT YOU CUNTS.

correct. I have a job and a gf too.
sorry if this upsets you in any way.

if shubbo spends 16 hours a day on a commonwealth general discussing a sport he doesn't even follow imagine how much time he dedicates otherwise to /trek/ and other grim Yea Forums poomunities?

I try not to think about him at all 2bh

I have ameriburger posts filtered.

reeeeeeee get off my /cric/ boomer scum
neither teams can bat so yes

haven't posted on Yea Forums since 4channel became a thing la

just tricked this poor little neetcunt into thinking I bought a pass ladies

not a neet, just don't believe in propping up hiro's nefarious enterprise gentlemen

just literally installed and uninstalled grammarly in the span of 5 minutes after some boomer said it was good
fucking horrible

No.

I had a complete meltdown over captcha last summer holidays and just bought one. Never looked back.

>I had a complete meltdown over captcha last summer holidays and just bought one. Never looked back.

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you ever think /cric/ and /rug/ should unite?
the only people it would piss off would be brown

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>what is /crug/

If /cric/ and /rug/ united it would really piss me off. Just a thought

you'd be ok, you could just crawl back to /int/

We'll see you lads on /rug/ in a few hours anyway for the Bledisloe. All welcome.

for me it's au/sp/

na bla
for me it's the elite /croc/

for you it’s being a vacuous cunt

What time does the bledisloe start?

Just under four bongs mate

5.30 didgeridoo time

Got a family bday dinner between now and rugger, will have to gap it hard straight after the cake lol

For me, it's too early for poms, too late for septics hours.

reckon my brave brisbane lions will take precedence sorry mate

>not being that autist in the corner watching it on his phone

phwoar

One day he will get out hit wicket doing this. Maybe when he's older and on the decline, it'll be his equivalent of Ponting falling over.

nah the reason it looks so weird is because it's always up or over the wicket, he's got an amazing perception of where the stumps are

>fwb confessed to me a few days ago she wanted to date me
>Tell her nah I'm not really interested
>She's supposedly ok with being fuckbuddys
>Goes out tonight to a bar
>Snapchats me that she wants me to come over afterwards
>Can't be fucked because I wanted to watch grig
>Tell her I was busy
>No reply
>Snaps me this morning "I woke up in some random guys apartment and don't remember what happened the night before xd"
>Tell her "nice, make sure you take plan B lol"
>No response

I can tell how SEETHING she is, it's brilliant lads. Did she honestly think sleeping with a random bloke would make me like her

grim
hate that petty shit

nice blog

similar thing happened to me this arvo lad, she's pissed up already and wanting to make something more of it. Far too much footy to watch this evening to bother replying, I'm sure she'll be getting dicked by some rando before it's dark out.

kids these days
makes me glad i was married before Tinder existed

Hello /cric/. You've been invited to /hoc/ to watch a thrilling game of hockey. We're watching the Sydney Ice Dogs @ Melbourne Ice. It's in 1 hour 40 minutes, so you have plenty of time to get /comfy/. See you there!

sorry I'm not gay

So turns out i dont have the flu, my cold just got really bad yesterday
feeling pre good today

figured you were some sad hypochondriac blogposting cunt

Nah lad
first time i have been sick for what would have been my sixth year

cringy incel behavior

boult already outscoring bane

sharnt

So, how the fuck is Kane second best in the world?
He sucks so fucking much

A big ball play would be declaring here desu lads
Make the Sri Lankans get mentally cooked

Embuldeniya to Boult, FOUR runs, looped up outside off, spins away, Boult collapses his back knee, ventures down the track and laces it inside-out over extra-cover. 'A bit of similarity between Boult and Smith,' says Rameez Raja on air. Yes sir

dickwella getting nervous lads

based fucking boult

is boult a better batsman than williamson now?

well he just scored more runs from 1 shot than Kane did in the entire test so yes

lads
i found a bottle of hennssey vsop
oh god
OH GOD
LADS
A
D
S

yeah nah

hahaha fuck you

bet she's an anglo

that sort of behaviour is literally volcel

Imagine not watching the Lions match just now

kane is now the lowest scorer in the match

Wellington Lions played yesterday mate.

watching the rugger then the cricket

ugh
lads
so fucking drunk
the screen is spinning

how is that a fair delivery lmao

>yeah fair delivery
????????

i switched to the adelaide collingwood game coz i thought it was going to be shit, fuck me
at least i caught the carlton game, that was great. will just watch the ruggers for now

wow you fucked up big time

yeah ;_;

Might go post in /rug/ if anyone needs me

you do NOT want to miss Freo demolish Essendon

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feel bad for them tb h

*be based*

tipping essendon lads

get cancer fatguts

tipping zachy, or a parent or grandparent, got a sigmoidoscope a few years ago which revealed intestinal polyps, which accounts for his insane dietary choices

what are the weather prospects lads?
might have to switch over to watch the wokeabies spill some soi if it's drizzling again

seriously look at this sicky boy
can't even keep his eyes open
can't even regrow scalp hair
can't even maintain an erection

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Fuck off fat cunt.
Should be fine.

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very low chance of rain, reaches of high of 16% at 4pm

Tipping might Sri Lankans to win against the Poo Peelanders
Chances are high we see next two days full play at best, at worst we miss about an hour each day in total

Zach is 10x more likeable than you will ever be fat bastard

Zach and Daniel are /cric/
sebbo is not /cric/
Simple as

reckon we might was a wicket here

>Chasing 200+ on a day four Sri Lankan pitch
nah

hope smoth bats all day, both days and psychologically cooks englel

If Trent Bolt was from Jamaica, he'd be Usain Boult.

abusing women is incel behavior

Another beautiful day in Gods Own Country.

If Trent Boult was a bird which lost its feathers to grow new ones, he'd be Trent Molt.

samefag detected

imagine actually samefagging in /cric/ to sledge sebLORD

love zachy
a /cric/ stalwart for much of its existence
truly part of the lifeblood of the thread

if Trent Boult was a talking tree he'd be Treant Boult

based

>love zachy
>a /cric/ stalwart for much of its existence
>truly part of the lifeblood of the thread

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vintage zachybomb

really adds a lot to the thread

shan't tolerate more antisemitism from zachy lads

Imagine being sebbo, and being so hated that any posts that are similar make you think it is someone samefagging
i would honestly neck myself if i was sebbo

taco bell
you grim sweaty fat fuck

Who else is dumping their position on Monday nows the time to bail. I've made enough.

>0/13 at a RR of 2.43
That is it, Poo Peeland are finished

proxy off plebby

imagine being zachy
imagine spending your hard-earned plovdivbux on a VPN
imagine posting as though you're an aussie
imagine just sledging sebbo instead of doing something original
really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really cringe lads

Sebbo i hate ya, but i do love the (You)'s, keep em' coming

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god dam I hope Sri Lanka win

this meta shit is grim

Is there a more dominant stance for batting then this one?
He just oozes manliness and ability to hit any ball for six

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same
Pretty keen for Bangas, Windies or the Lankans to have a chance at getting into the final
Would be great to see

Nah the indian girl

surprised more indians don't have the crouching poo batting stance

Shes not white also tons of room just stick the chinks in the desert bro.

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>haha if i get drunk and bang some random guy and tell him about it, he will get jealous and marry me
is this the power of female logic?

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for me it's akila dhanajaya

Would you his wife though?

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Can smell it from ere. It stings the nostrils.

she hasn't replied in nearly 30 hours. should i just move on now?

yeah, pleasantly stings them

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for me its a wicket on the cards

>12+ overs
>no wicket
Thats it, wont see you at the final Poo Peeland

Nah I've lived amongst the streetshitters. Never again will I voluntarily sniff that shit. Shagged a paki or two nowt special. But the stench you can't brillo pad that shit off.

I had a girl who didnt reply for 40 hours then she apologised a bunch and asked to go out so who knows. I dont understand women

They still cute together

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unironically, chadery jackson fucked her and ghosted her in that time and she went running back to you

For me, it's a girl that made plans with me to go drinking this weekend, but she keeps pushing back the time we meet while posting crying emojis and saying sorry. Should I just straight up ask her if she doesn't want to go?

Who?

A Fantasist, good luck to ya.

I dont care as long as I fuck her too

cricsports

Which cricket players wife is this?
Take a guess

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For me it's buying her a ring.

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New Zealand will want a wicket soon

Then lie they do it also. Clear your account spread it over your bed and selfie it. And post, "gonna hit the town tonight boys" watch her beg u out.

chadery jackson

working /rug/ into a finna shoot

Pls respond

Jesus Christ the world is fucked. THIS THIS Is what were churning out. Sad times.

it's probably the same girl i hooked up with and doesn't know if she should stay home and message me or go out with you.

based ivan

Not helpful

desperately need a wicket lads

If she can't be yours then she should be nobodies. You know what to do.

desperately need an earthquake lads

watching The.Boys.2019.S01E03.Get.Some.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTG

reckon australia isn't going to pick up a single point at eden park
going supermarket shopping before the cricket starts, what do you want lads

shut THE FUCK up

Not watched it yet. Any good?

bledisloe is fucking boring, new zealand are too good
some carrots would be good though ta

It's more that I don't want to go if she's not interested. I don't care if she's not into me, would just prefer her to say

Get us a greggs fella. Top man.

yeah enjoying it a lot, completely bucks every capeshit trend

*deals 5 damage to the thread*

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>completely bucks every capeshit trend
for me its Watchmen
every other superhero film is empty

based and snyderpilled

Will Somerville take a wicket soon?

watchmen is shit completely mangled the source material

watchmen is absolutely based and kino

Will Somerville is a New South Wales fast bowler mate

>S. Singh: "I find Santner's action very interesting, in the sense that it doesn't have any take-off, per se"

big fan of santners action

Isn't some streaming cunts adapting it for TV. If u thought the film was bad here comes the facerape.

he's a spinner m8

She's 21 and she sent a screenshot of his Facebook account (unassumingly to make me jealous), turns out he's been working in real estate for 10 years so that probably puts him atleast 30. Absolutely grim stuff.

Yeah ur done. Don't ballache over it and move on.

just copped some creps

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I've got $5 on the kiwis, they'd better not fuck this up

detest new zealand, me

new zealand will be wanting a wicket here you would think

tipping sri lanka by 7 wickets
ajaz patel is a total shitter and it would just be pathetic for sri lanka to lose this

how come whenever i get laid i dont feel like jerking off to porn anymore. i have to be careful not to delete my porn collection right now after finally getting some sex without paying for it since i broke up with ice addict prozzie.

how much?

65 quid

>not fucking an Indian girl while watching Cricket
Nigga what

Will wait for no deal and pick em up for 5p

>tfw have /nrl/ /afl/ /rug/ and /cric/ tabs open

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Just DESTROYED pozztralia in the rugby lads

could use a wicket here

>fucking an Indian girl while watching Cricket
imagine the smell

Bare troots being spat on soccerAM KreptXKonan famalams

could use some runs here

Where were you when the BIG STRONG Sri Lankans put the whiny little New Zealanders in their place?

good cricket this but need a wicket

r/cric

pavement

test cucket

must be internet hour at the zoo

>"England need to bowl Australia out by Lunch or just after. Whoever wins this first session potentially wins the game."
Michael Vaughan gets paid quite well for this sort of insight

Watching the Bledisloe lol

testing if i'm still banned

Rain haka on the cards

lot going on in here

reminder janny seboo wont tolerate racism

pavement and tool
the only two bands any grown man needs

dismemberment plan and fugazi

we're playing for a draw lads

Time for cricket.

quiz

post what were you banned for my brazilian friend

nsfw shitposting on Yea Forums

My chemical romance and dashboard confessional. The soundtrack of when your team loses a test. Or getting rejected by your oneitis

Apparently being functionally retarded is one of the job requirements for being England test captain.

WHEN I WAS

>asking smith about his idiosyncrasies
Fuck you Mark Taylor if Smith gets out because he fuckin hesitates on something I blame you

please can somebody give me an acestream link

>Root
>functioning

IS SOMEONE GETTING THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

honestly beginning to really need a wicket here

pretty good insight but for me, it's whoever wins the last session that wins the game

>Sri Lanka require another 195 runs with 10 wickets remaining.
Condolences x

cricket

this but runs

for me the 2000s are epitomised by the arctic monkeys song fluorescent adolescent

Why are you all acting like Sri Lanka won't eventually suffer a massive collapse and lose 7 wickets for 40 runs?

I'm sure your posting off your sky bill payment right now.

this is the post

Pretty relaxed now our only batsmen are at the crease.

on a terrible hangover boys

new zealand vs sri lanka the blue ribbon cricket event

Fuck off

C R I C K E T

HE DID IT LADS

Steve "the wasp swatter" Smith.

did a monkey fuck your gf or something?

can't think of a more fitting one myself lad

Shot

what's up with the brit

HE'S DOING IT AGAIN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

always thought lahiru kumara was high qality
dont understand why sri lanka ever drop him

fidgeting?
if so easy century on the cards

business idea: wait for smith to get into the nervous 140s and get him out that way

for me its the 2000s becoming less and less grim than i remember it being and 2010s being the new "grim+cringe decade i want to forget"

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this is the post

00s were objectively good in retrospect

the 2020s will be known as the asian gf decade

Nah the extravagant leaves and dancing down around after a "no run".

Smith looking agitated

You what mate?

green day - dookie

LOL Warney and Beefy with the BANTZ

youtube.com/watch?v=GeEKGgv85uk

you now remember kings of leon

He was the last good captain england had but he niw knows how to work the media too well not to troll

*the beta male race traitor decade

kind of miss plovdiv
or do i just want to miss plovdiv? just wish the sun was booming down. love england and i know we need the rain but this is fucking grim in august

This is the opinion.

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Proper bent little post this

man is formed in the crucible of toil

WOOOOAAAAHHHH, STEVE SMITH IS ON FIIRE

Did Shane Warne just call a red jacket green? is he colorblind too?

>posts the song everyone's heard 100000,0000,000000,0000 times
>"HEY GUYS REMEMBER THIS SONG???""

Yeah mate, haven't forgotten it yet.

Banter

literally yes

For me it's shagging and seeding one woman of every race.

trying to do the continents myself, only missing south america and europe

very nice game

>europe
shan't

literally still plays on the radio now and then

tipping a wade century lads

whats the story for having africa but not europe?

>first two albums are good and focused on catchy riffs
>lead singer starts to believe he is a good singer for some reason and the band goes to shit

NA NA NA NA NA NANANANANANA
STEVE SMITHS ON FIREEEE YOUR FIELDERS ARE TERRIFIED STEVE SMITHS ON FIREEEE YOU BOWLERS ARE CRUCIFIED STEVE SMITH ON FIRE 164 IS ALL REQUIRED STEVE SMITH ON NANANA NA NA NA NA NANANANAANA

>europe

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tfw no antarctic gf

fucked six colombian girls, best shags ever, immensely passionate and high energy

How's that coming along for you?

he went to [insert major western european city here] !!

tipping a wade pool lads

t. Had sex with 3 girls and thinks he’s James Bond

wagie.... to the cage :)

wouldn't mind a colombian tranny gf

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Only done whites so far 2bqhwyl

plenty of saffers around
don't meet many europeans.

Based

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Steven Peter Devereux Smith

DELET

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>odrivel: "Everyone (including the Aussies) seems to have missed out on the scenario wherein Smith and Wade bat all day today, give Aus a lead of a hundred or so, and bowl England out for 80 on day 5."
I missed this, becasue i dont see Wade staying in, no doubt Smith and the bowlers will give us a good lead though

Poorth?

Need Smoth out of business lads.

>doubting wados

You'll see.

perth may as well be a south african colony, literally got invited to a braai last time I was there within ten minutes of getting of the plane

NEW
NEW

south america is literally a great place
i feel i connect with it and in particular colombians way more than i could anywhere else. they're poor but they're happy. there's a halogen inside them. then you go to some like middling euro economy which is richer than colombia but everybody is miserable as fuck

Smith smart enough to under the bus wade when archer bowls. Good boy.

HE'S DOING IT

Werid how someone like Lance Armstrong gets a life ban and stripped off all titles and someone like Smith gets welcomed back after a very short ban.