Post some humorous stuff. All sports welcome. Pics, webms, whatever.
Post some humorous stuff. All sports welcome. Pics, webms, whatever
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the biggest "have sex" post in history
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O DANNY BOY
Just imagine how it must feel to sell your soul doing these adds, especially when singing the song.
yeah, imagine never having to worry about being homeless in two weeks lmao what a fucking dumb cunt that Ronaldo guy is haha
Kek
tostada quemada, uma delicia
what hath been wrought?
I think that stopped becoming a realistic concern for him when he was about 20
The toast triggers me. I don't know why.
Because it's burnt to shit.
burnt toast is good
imagine being so white that you just be eating bread in the morning lmao
>dude if you dont wanna get cancer ur a pussy
KEK
>janny
>FUCK
BASED DANNY BOY
when was that?
>that football manager feel
are birds an sport
You sure it isn't marmite?
No, they're an survival.
>near career ending anal injury
oh no no no.
that's like a fucked up knee for porn actors dont laugh
another yuropoor cancer thread
ah yes, pornstars logic
she has a point desu
My GF will let me fist her ass but won't let me put my dick in it.
Women don't make sense.
Yeah.... she has a scene where she eats a creampie out of another girl's asshole
it was liek 2013 when /outlaws/ were still a thing. i remember this exact day, it was when the bans page was new and we were trying to get every ban to be from Yea Forums
Based perro
i didnt know about that
this is what boys underwear can do with a man
What's degrading about that?
Just 1 page?
Kek
>if Australia came to my house dressed as Kangaroo on his 'pub crawl' and he kicked my mother to death I would not hie an Indian to be the revenge hitman
Such a classic.
this will never fail to put a smile on my face
I have to see it
>getting cancer from burnt toast
only if you're a complete virgin
Is he okay?
imagine not being white
they don't make water hot enough for the shower I would want to take 24/7
is he okay?
lmao did he die?
Thats a different guy on 0:38, wtf is happening in this webm?
Did he died?
what where did he come from?
He was holding in the electric lines.
hahaha no ones a vigin here right guys?
He fell for 2-3 seconds, that means he made 20-40m... landed straight on his back. Paralyzed him and/or knocked him out and he drowned.
It's still a different guy.
>first time celebrating a goal
Never again
lol
>does scenes giving rimjobs and getting choked but doesn't want to be degraded
ok.
uma delicia
Unironically the most involuntarily celibate post in the history of Yea Forums
That is top quality horny posting right there
kek
Based Iranian madman putting poos in their place
Literally me
Pure joy
Oh man I remember that
me on the left
Deserved
Someone redpill me on how the fuck the balkans had an ethnic conflict when they are all the same fucking ethnicity
Name a more detestable European country than Switzerland. There are none.
the conflict was they not really understanding who to kill
Tsuuu has no soul. He has transcended the need for one.
never work with heavy machinery alone, kids
Why the fuck an I laughing at this shit? Am I secretly sociopathic?
pretty sure
Is Muller secretly good on the ball and he has been pretending all along to be brick-footed?
it's just coal user, they're making a fire
None of the post collages from obvious proxies are funny 2bh.
I'VE ABANDONED MY CHILD
>career ending engine failure
Janitors cannot ban, retard.
>those attempts and on target
Fucking G R I M.
Best thread on 4 chan for years.
MOGGED
Imagine the smell
Till this day It keeps me awake
RIPPPPPPEN
wtf kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Your post will probably start another ethnic conflict, good job
Kino incel tears.
haha nice
That's Pakistan you stupid fuck
BASED
Based and Lionpilled
everytime I have to read it
pure gold
I wish that was me.
Is this real life?
Neymar’s career trajectory.webm
When you see it, you'll shit bricks.
nothing comes close to sp banter game, thank you based bosnian virgin and romanian plumber for this!
UMA DELICIA
when's the last time Yea Forums got spammed with horse cocks?
>mutt education
Based Tom Brady fan
Jimmy Pebbles
nail varnish repulses me
wtf is happening in that image?
LOLOLLLL FWD FWD FWD, SEND LIKE RETWEET
the disturbing part is that she knows her viewers are mostly teenage boys
they've banned this now
This gives me shivers
Sauce, plox.
have sex incel
It's called having sex, try anytime soon.
jesus christ. thank god no one watched that.
blessed webm
thot gets told
has him down to a t
His second bicycle was miles better.
OUTLELS WW@
It was a setup war made for profit of the rich 100 families
what shithole is that from?
>he doesn't remember Serbia v Albania dronegate
>52
>Switzerland
>Get PTSD flashback
>morrowwind.gif
SIMBA
Perhaps the most alpha move ever on a football pitch
Obviously Serbia.
is the joke those are swiss names not commonly seen in the country until the second half of the 20th century?
Imagine jumping from a bridge just for the bants and dying while your friends are waiting for you to swim up
nah i think its the fact that two albanians scored against serbia
>"hey Watch out for those with a Crooked Nose"
WTF MULLER ??
>tfw no one at work gets your jokes and you never get invited to drinks
BASED
Anyone that sings the national anthem is a fucking idiot. Unless you're French
GOTTEM
Belter.
Top kek
Which game was that?
I love this one
Sounds like Bess is publicizing her kinks on twitter.
>tf
>tp
Too much to unpack with this one
W..what is going on there and how can I have it happen to me?
Chad
That's pretty hot
wtf reddit is based?
Dooping?
lmao I need context.
Them tears, lol
underrated
>until signaled to stop
brit bro, what do you think of hipster american europhiles?
malky?
>dale
perfect
holy kek
haha this shit is so funny
a bunch of snakes use old ethic tensions to supplant an unfair regime with their own mafia bullshit. once the killing starts it's hard to tell a man Serbs aren't evil when they broke into his house and killed his family. it's the whole naruto cycle of hatred thing
add to that that the foreign powers were both interested in having a destabilized region between them and it happens
sad but true. when will manlets learn?
is that Himmler?
yes
he cute
Never forgetti, when the Miami kicker spaghettied
who the fuck is dale? im guessing its their capo?
context?
post webm someone.
>MrBean.webm
nice.
>Presses bell to tell the driver to stop and let him off
>Remembers he's on a plane and not a bus
thank you user
i also found a screen of a post by some triggered assmad bosnian commenting on that pic. yikes.
it fookin slipped
who /slips/ here
lmao
Pigtails =/= cute on adults.
Based. Fuck cyclists
i forgot the details but i believe that's his relative's skull so they are celebrating together. appears to be argenina
you can tell they're all male just by how bad they kiss
Fuck.
so euro fans don't have chant books? how do they remember their chants?
...
have a (you)
the thing about arsenal is ___
what is so funny about it?
Annoys me that we'll never understand this
please watch our league
Devilish
god I remember those threads
>Braap barn
>atropelated
I don't understand the reaction. It's just a word. I'm told it means to "hit or run over". What's so funny about it?
nothing. atropelated/atropelation is a fancy english word that is rarely used but it is more common in spanish/portuguese.
I am proud to say that I was in that thread.
>you should feel disgusted and mad that there are people who have these thoughts
>here let me tell you their thoughts so you can also be angered by their existence, too
happy perro caca :)
It's not english. Is the joke supposed to be that he English-ized a portuguese word?
you dont "atropelate" someone, you run them over. Atropelar in portuguese means to run someone over.
that's right my gordo friend
yes, and that has been done before. apparently it is a brazilian thing.
i've seen this about a 100 times and have never been able to figure it out. Is that a pool of blood that forms under him ?
youtube.com
hermes & renato have the best examples of embromations
I think it was his grandpas skull, and yes, that's argentina, Racing Club won the local championship this last season, and their uniform is white and light blue
this is pointless without the audio.
But still I am confused because it isn't actually all that funny. Maybe in english it is more normal to use foreign sounding words so it doesn't seem like comedic genius to me. It's the overreaction that I don't understand.
nah i think it is still pretty funny to just watch their body language
just ignore it and move on then
>it is fucking very shit man
lol are you autistic? i remember you asked about that a while ago. just forget it.
they kind look alike a little bit. you can tell it is his grandpa lmao
Please tell me they have dicks.
it's the equivalent of us adding an o to a word to make it spanish. It's funny because the brazilian is 100% sure it's a word.
The Gerrard family
His legs forcibly hitting and scraping the concrete over and over.
>We're painting the roses red, we're painting the roses red
>SPITTING SWEAR WORDS ON THEIR MAKELELE GUITAR
gets me every time
>Gary Neville
>gives
At least make it believable c'mon
lmao @ this guy jerking off
>Steamin' Gerrard
their fans are blackies
>german monkey?
kek
TANGO NO!!
Muslims.
Why do animals do this? Dogs and monkeys seem to love the smell of ass
third world toast
No she doesn't
>I bet you'd love a bounce on her falsies
I just about fell out of my chair laughing. British sex slang is unmatched by any other country
Do orangutans eat pussy?
cuz they have brains the size of plums
THE PIPES, THE PIPES
ARE BLOOOOWINNNNN
Oh janny, you just can’t help yourself.
Mark "If you're Korean you better start fleein'" Cavendish
Mark "I'll destroy your face for second place" Cavendish
Mark "Road racer, gook eraser" Cavendish
Mark "Take a hit, commieshit" Cavendish
Mark "I'll go mental if he's oriental" Cavendish
Mark "I'll snap you in two and avoid a DQ" Cavendish
Mark "If he's Asian I'll take him out the equation" Cavendish
Mark "Eyes at a slant? Make him face-plant" Cavendish
Mark "Want to race? Bring a neck brace" Cavendish
Mark "Zipper head? You're brown fucking bread" Cavendish
Mark "If you're yellow I'll turn you to Jello" Cavendish
Mark "See a gook, lets give him a spook" Cavendish
Mark "The Third Reich on an indoor bike" Cavendish
Mark "Take the inside , you'll go for a slide " Cavendish
Mark "If his name's Kim I'll tear him limb from limb" Cavendish
Mark "Enter the velodrome, end in a mental home" Cavendish
Mark "If he's from Asia I'll give him Euthanasia" Cavendish
Mark "If you're a Zip, I'll bust your lip" Cavendish
Mark "Talk 'rike dis' and I get pissed" Cavendish
Mark "Nuke the gook in my pursuit" Cavendish
Mark "MacArthur was right, now on your bike" Cavendish
Mark "Not so mellow on the yellow fellow" Cavendish
>We are equal to men. Stop discriminating against us!
he got rid of all the thetans and is freer than tom cruise now
This might seem petty for some, but I honestly can't see Messi being so emotionally involved and obviously pushing himself under tremendous stress. This kind of ridiculous obsession is why I consider Ronaldo better.
How tf is that an ACTUAL chant?? KEKKKKKK
that bed's gonna have crumbs in it for the next 20 years
This is the first time i've noticed Reus having a 'tism rock
I remember this and it's still funny.
Ray Finkle?
Volcó como un equino
well done 2bh
based mendy
>thousands to make
>thousands
> I was born in the US
all questions answered
She also peed on her own face before
State of british fashion
me on the right
my life on the left
holy shit seriously? shouldn't that happen every time? who thought it was a good idea to have a stadium so close to the building with any kind of a fence?
They’re wearing shirts and jeans. That’s a look that can never go out of style.
Stress 101
Top quality kek
Look at that toast, fucking disgusting
>american logic
Lol fuck that bald fraud
>thank god I did that silly phone advert otherwise I'd be homeless
>don't make eye contact
>don't make eye contact
>don't make eye contact
monkaS the webm
I think it was Dean Saunders
and the fucking janny deleted it
It probably sounds way funnier if you know portuguese. I giggled.
absolute madlad
>le masterrace
I laughed so hard that I scared my cat
Is there supposed to be something wrong with him
quintessentially british
>being a crybaby faggot is why Ronaldo is better
He looks like one of the recent incel clone shooters
too soon
>because I'm rich
at least he's not a 5'3 shitskin
kek do you have anymore?
what the fuck happened before that webm
Holy based balotelli
From a time before Chink money.
lmao. have it
I miss when Wolves had soul
And a time before the Championship was sponsored by a betting company.
fuck's sake
because :
>either its a chant so well know that you dont need it written
>its made up on the spot calling the other team wankers etc
terrible post you dumb dumb
Fucking love Hermes e Renato, creme de là creme
i dont get it
You memorize then, i know at least 10 songs of the group i "belong"
but seriously, most fans around the world are not exactly einsteins. but they memorize that stuff because it is simple and catchy. so why do american fans need these stupid chant books?
now this is based
where can I watch this stuff
kek
bitch ugly AND can't cook
>eating literal charcoal
complete cringe
What a cringey cunt he is.
>when the favela dog is the best goalie you've ever seen
#Rekt
I'm literally wearing a union shirt right now. And I'm sooooooooo embarrassed to see this
No one actually says "dooping", it's just some sfw thing the team put together.
my sides have flown away
The wave is based, fuck these scrubs
oh shit here we go again
Reminds me of the autistic fans at the Iowa basketball game
An American would never understand.
so this is the english literary tradition i hear so much about...
>Liverpool wants the EPL, wins the champions
>City wants the Champions, wins the EPL
UK
dale = forwards
>the purity of the incellism in that post.
Was that a fan?
>that look of realisation before impact
Kek
was there something more to this
can't see shit. someone fucked up with transparency levels big time.
seriously who reads shit like that? scousers? can you buy a subscription?
Say the licence plate out loud.
you're an embarrassment for wearing a fucking my little soccer shirt
Yeah fuck him for supporting a local team.
Yes, very based
It's game day, fuck off
i see it is a popular meme on the internets.
however to make it somewhat believable, how do you 'trick' an announcer into saying that.
yeah he needs to bandwagon man utd
>After I completed my underwater test which were underwater
My fucking sides
L U G G A G E
A
D
I'm getting real tired of thinking
which episode of Bottom is this?
this tournament has now been cancelled.
i guess players who dont give a shit wasnt so great after all
and that's when that little girl knew she was going to be sold to a Colombian drug lord
>No qt to finger your bum on the sidelines
Fuck mates it's difficult sometimes
i-is this crossfit?
>who thought
It's south america
Clogs mad x1000000
t. Whore
>America
holy shit LOL
Wojak looks like Rob Beckett here
S E R V E D
what the fuck
you've never been to a sporting event, have you?
why would i do that?
>the second one
kek
even tho its probbly fake
Love me some white Argentinian toast
What is Mandingo? I'm old and out of touch.
because americans are literal mouthbreathing retards?
rude
a porn star known for having a very big dick
does mouthbreathing mean something else in your majesties english? your mouth is way better than your stuffy nose for breathing
my niqqa
patrolled
>old
>posting on sp
>obsessed with reading random bullshit screen caps made by teens
the absolute state of bongs
>itsshh good to shhee me mate dele getting shhum, do that with me shhhweat 'eart shhumtimesh meshelf
pic related, but unironically
BASED AZZA
>BDO
Are the two boys still Alive?
this wouldn't have happened if Albanian players didn't assault the Serbian player because he removed the flag
I don't get it
anyone for a bj
sauce?
kek. Saved
>
The rotation of that boys face into the kick is the gem of this webm.
Bizarre post
Literally relegated by a pupper.
Not sure if that was intentional or not
Gracias meheeco. Boys like these are encouraged and prodded on in the MLS.
You are wearing a shirt that says “bimbo”, you should be embarrassed.
>beem-bo
was he exhausted or clumsy?
adorable
he was finna cummin
Man, talk about a blast from the past. Haven't seen this in ages.
>the mong in a beanie has his todger out
it's grim up north
>implying you shouldn't be embarrassed while wearing any replica of your favorite bull's jersey as a grown-ass man
that’s pretty weird user
any fourteen ah bee jay
fuck your shit sport
Holy shit
can someone tell me what game this was so i can look it up
>its already been 10 years
at least this one makes some sense
desu i prefer my tea straight too
>hottie in the bottom right mirin
Top jej Muhammad
If that's real, then goddamn...
holy fuck hahahahahaha
i feel personally attacked
>MFW I’m an employee for the Union
>MFW I cringe every time I hear Corporate push the “DOOP” phrase or see the word “DOOP” on a poster
Embarrassing, tbqh
because they are retarded millennials or spics
aka not true fans and the clubs have absolutely no real history to the city they are in, its just manufactured/copied from euro clubs to appeal to their market
Ladies and gentlemen, your new Philadelphia Union Manager Zapp Brannigan
That toast obviously has Nutella on it you fucking NAGGERS. Look at the tip of the fork.
Fake and gay
fucking kek
drop in blood pressure after lifting
ew, walker is so ugly
topkek
imagine thinking this is real
weightlifter's syncope
and people wonder why America loathes soccer.
they can't be more retarded than fucking bongs. i mean look at these degenerates. but they don't use chant books.
>hanging like a Welsh football manager
Fucking kek
Ask them to read it out on the PA.
yeah but they grew up being immersed in it, their grandpa probably rooted for the team they like
Me in the green taboggan
Chad
based sports bar off hours bro culture
completely finished, he'll sink, eh
what could possibly be banned? directing your throw-in at a player from the opposite team?
shit rule
It's from the Australian baseball league
Never understood why the man-child kicks the actual child.
lolwut?! you two need to invest in better monitors.
Classic
youtu.be
i did this joke
what was the sign about?
>I'm old
no you're not
mandingo is boomercore
you make trolling Euros look so easy, brother
A map where one of the shitholes (Shithole A) had been annexed by the other shithole (Shithole B). This was flown in the home stadium of Shithole A where they were playing Shithole B.
Fans of Shithole A then stormed the field and tried to beat up the players of Shithole B who ran into the dressing rooms. FIFA or UEFA eventually decided that Shithole B got the win for the game, since Shithole A hadn't guaranteed the players' safety.
This is ballpark what happened.
that's obvious to all of us, no need to proclaim it
I still have the PDF saved somewhere
>Messi doesn't get stressed
Ronaldo looks like a straight up bitch doing this shit
what are these 3 dots near the team names?
lol, E$PN's retarded obsession with putting as much info as possible on screen
it shows how many substitutions are left
>Americans can't tell the difference between spics and armenians
Maybe they are similar after all
will post a few
>image macros
we were just kids then, so young, so naive :3
Literally Air Bud.
>Well theres no rule that says a dog can't play soccer
You better doopin check yourself right doopin now
>could have been a Ben Franklin mascot
>or an eagle or snake
>but they made it a dumbass dragon
Phang is a snake (with arms)
cm phil btfo
>snake
>being associated with arms