Now that USA plans on buying Greenland, what sports will they play with funding behind them?

Now that USA plans on buying Greenland, what sports will they play with funding behind them?

They already play association football, but will they join in with sports like ice hockey and baseball?

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>implying Denmark will sell
>implying the people of Greenland will want to give up their funding for public healthcare etc. to get treated like Puerto Ricans or native Americans

Daft fellow bong

>Now that USA plans on buying Greenland
what the fuck

>Now that USA plans on buying Greenland
they what now?

Greenland has participated in the Handball world championships Multiple times already and they've even won against (other) scrub teams like the USA. They are desperately trying to become FIFA and UEFA members. I'm sure They would be decent in some kinds of winter sports, maybe ice hockey, and of course canouing stuff. However, they are only 50,000 chronically depressed dudes on a huge rock of ice.

It won't happen, we've talked about it before and even offered before and Denmark doesn't want to
But would be based to see ice hockey there

What a surprise. Everyone knows that it is a meme at best.

We have big plans.

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a yuuuuge golf course, tremendous greens, you won't believe it. we'll be teeing all over the place!

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Based

Those Inuits are just as cringe as native americans/aboriginals. They're literally just ice indians.

They're extreme alcoholics, complete fuck ups and losers in general. I've seen countless of them in Copenhagen literally passed out in the gutter. They really like Kristiania too (the drug safehaven).

>bringing jobs to third world savages
HOLY FUCKING BASED

Why are all native New Worlders such fuckups? Is it ypipos fault?

What will the Danes do with all that money?

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Buy back Scania

Most of them inherited a gene that makes them incredibly prone to alcoholism. Sad desu.

it's called being a bitch

Literally brought about by Western degeneracy in the form of alcohol. Their ancestors never made their own so their descendants never developed the gene necessary for not going full-blown alchie.

I mean they got BTFO even more Africa, at least Africans still have their continent, native Americans are an afterthought on their own continent. You'd drink too if you were born into that kind of shame.

Once global warming really kicks in and all of the ice melts, the bits of Greenland that aren't underwater will be super comfy.

Especially with the massive loch it will create

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Scientists announce largest meteor crater ever found in Greenland, which probably means full of precious metals

Now USA wants to buy. Hmmm

Native Americans do get free health-care and unironically have it better than Greenlanders at least if you compare statistics. Also peurto rico does kinda have free health-care but it's not universal

Implying they wont want to build Greenland's first mega casino. Do you even native bro?

Lmao watch a doccumentery about Greenland you stupid brit. The people are depressed as fuck and don't like the danes. Tho I am not saying the american empire will improve anything but they aren't really living in some danish cold heaven like you think

you have to think of America as formerly the worlds greatest empty island.
all native americans descend from a few thousand Siberian hunter gatherers from 13000 years ago, and have very little genetic diversity. that made them almost a relic population since they had no significant contact with the rest of the world until columbus.

the two exceptions are Eskimos who have some contact with Russian Kamchatka, and those who speak languages of the Navajo family, who seem to descend from a later migration into America, since their language seems to be related to those of Siberians from the Yenisey region

With little genetic diversity it's hard for new features to appear, be successfull, and spread through all a population eventually

Alap the Navajo are absolute badasses

>Greenland
more like Greens-land

>With little genetic diversity it's hard for new features to appear, be successfull, and spread through all a population eventually
Mate, the entire human species was down to a couple hundred at one point.
As long as you have enough to avoid total inbreeding you just need time. Genetic mutations will appear anyway.

>the entire human species was down to a couple hundred at one point
??

Around 70.000 BC homo sapiens sapiens was close to extinction.

too bad

You're right we should get some wives from there.

95% of native women are fat and ugly. Don't get fooled by the models, those are larping mestizas and castizas

I'm glad we didn't go extinct desu

Neanderthals SEETHING and getting BTFO

BASED

1 in 20 ain't bad mate besides they all look the same in the dark

based low standards irishman