Greetings Earthfolk

I have been reliably informed that Yea Forums is home to the greatest tactical minds in sport so I have a proposition.

We come from the distant planet of Luyten b in search of worthy alien opponents in a sporting tournament. You must now assemble a team of your 7 best sporting humans to challenge us in a game of Flitzog (standard rules).

Win and we will provide your planet with a large supply of pure Scandium, lose and your planet will be launched directly into your Sun. Choose your players wisely.

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>larps as alien
>does not have ? flag
cringe

Aliens aren’t real, fuck off

>You must now assemble a team of your 7 best sporting humans
We’ll be sending 1. Thank you for the Scandium.

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Here is another one.

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What IS scandium
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He got you once he can do it again

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Our ship landed in Scunthorpe you blop

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okay ayy. Now watch as human BTFO your pathetic alien dicks:
1.TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
2.Messhit
3.Mbappe
4.Salah
5.Lewandowski
6.Neymar
7.Kane

>sending a pole to learn something new
into the sun we go

>sending 4 strikers and 3 wingers
enjoy the intergalactic buttrape

>only sending footballers

Nerman
Messi
CR7
Virgil van Dick
Ramos
Paul Pogba
Oblak

>Aliens aren’t real

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Propa Norf lads those greys, they'll get us out of the EU

why would an alien learn English instead of Mandarin or Spanish?

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>you blop

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What about Kanté? afraid the lad is an infiltrated alien and he might turn on us during the game

Las bermudas son cubañas

>no one itt choosing Usain Bolt
It’s like you fags are trying to get us launched into the sun.

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Tyson in any form simply to crush ayys

he's finished

1. Eva Lovia
2. Kendra Lust
3. Rae Lil Black
4. Ashley Alban
5. Autumn Falls
6. Nekane
7. Abella Anderson

>he is male who values the mammary glands over the hips-to-waist ratio

We sincerely hope you earthlings do not do this

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So far we have only met English speakers, our language scanners cannot absorb languages we haven't heard before.
What sporting prowess do these Earthfolk possess?

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>So far we have only met English speakers
statistically unlikely if you landed in England in 2019

>AA
>not having stellar hips-to-waist
fuck off space nigger

I do not understand this statement. Would it make more sense if you spoke in your country's native language, Spanish?

>Come from a planet
>Call it lutyen B instead of just lutyen.

Beta alien quogs

We are the only advanced lifeforms in the Universe. You're all getting fooled by demons.

the fuck is a Flitzog you fucking ayylmao

What are the rules of Flitzog?

You need to Flit the ZOG obviously.

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English is the most widespread and important language. It doesnt matter if more people speak chinese when 99.99% of them are in china. English is all over the globe

>when 99.99% of them are in china
ah ah ah ah ah

B stands for Buvklat, which roughly translates as 'superior to all similar things'. I notice there is no B after your planet's name?

Proper blokes these aliens be. Knew not to land in wog country.

Going with
Harry Maguire
Jonjo Shelvey
Alfie Mawson
Raheem Sterling
Trent Alexander-Arnold
Harry Kane
Wayne Rooney
Simple as

You're right in a sense, you hit the zog with your flit but you can also use your tongue if it's within the 5 point area. The scorestopper can only use his tongue. First team to 100 wins.

>Abella, Eva and Albain not having god their hip to waist ratio

Are you retarded

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>Gianni's
>TSUUUU
>Whoever is current best swimmer since Phelps is 88 years old
>Mike Trout
>Kevin Mayer
>Kwahi
>Aaron Donald with his steroids

1 - mesi
2 - tsu guy
3 - maik tyson
4 - rocky baloba
5 - maradona
6 - JOAO FYOUR MOM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO THIS POST

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>double barreled nog
>rooney
time to go to the sun boys

What the hell is even Flitzog lads ?

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