/heem/

The old fella who was verbally assaulting Conor should be arrested. A working class hero of high esteem attempts to give away free refreshments as a mark of charity, yet is relentlessly abused by someone who probably isn't employed and all likelihood is a terrible father to his illegitimate offspring of many gutter dwelling mothers. The people's champion was defending himself and quite frankly his response was very subdued. Anyone who thinks otherwise is probably a bigot.

youtube.com/watch?v=esil2_FSSPI

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Colby's MAGA gimmick would have been good if he didn't dilute it with typical degenerate behavior. Sure, it started out as a way to trigger people and get eyeballs on him but trying to mix in whores and throwing money and shit doesn't gel with MAGA. Just feels wrong. No wonder he wasn't a drawl in NJ

he only sold 100 less seats than Rumble/Bader did in 2016, if you see Newarks events they have been steadily losing attendance since 2011

MMA isn't dying is it?

that's fair. I still think he's shooting himself in the foot trying to be all American with a twist of heel though

I think it might be :/
fair enough

streamable.com/xa3d6

He makes me want to be an American

bruises heal
the emotional damage Conor recieved will last forever
who's the real victim here?

Friendly reminder that EVRYONE itt could heem me.
:(

I think you'd be surprised

I'm 62 kilos and 170cm of pure mountain dwarf, lets do this

Friendly reminder that we will get DC's retirement announcement right after the fight if Stipe wins

Yoel does not look shook. Everyone always says he looks shook at the weigh ins. That's because he cuts a lot.

Its not, the UFC is though. Good. Fucking. Riddance

Based.

Also, its obvious that Connie threw a drink in his face, but I will keep saying he punched an old man out of principle

I still feel like he loses regardless. He took a lot of damage against Rob and has shown himself to be hittable, unless he actually utilizes his grappling Costa will walk him down and heem him in the first or second

yall bums

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based blagoy, i was looking for that gif

probably won't be able to watch this weekend's card live : (

Wrong. Im pillowfisted but i play a dangerous gaurd.

Good, you fins are fucking faggots and its awesome when you are not here

Couldnt you have mossed last weeks card instead?

that sucks bro but at least you can get the highlights from heem

Man watching these videos I feel kinda bummed out. Such great talent on YouTube in editing videos, fight analysis, etc. and these guys are probably unemployed living with their parents doing it for fun. Meanwhile incompetent morons working for big media companies making six figures just because their uncle works for viacom or because they went to Yale. Hard work doesn't pay off on YouTube either. You have to whore yourself out to get views. Like this dumbass here reaches 100 million people with LMAO EPIC PRANK BY GIRL videos, while a guy that makes immaculate documentaries gets 100 views.

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Pray 4 yoel boys.

Costa probably wont give him any trouble but i hope he makes the 186 limit

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me neither lad it really sucks

God speed Yoelito
I really think Costa might flush him

Too much faggots these days, that’s why.

I noticed how much bigger/taller Borrachinha was during the weigh-ins though.

>immaculate documentaries
bathe occasionally is a sad hater and people like him will never make it

youtube.com/watch?v=4dxdjfM9Dsk

One hour to go until manlet kino.

Anyone watching One FC ?
youtube.com/watch?v=4dxdjfM9Dsk

Thanks, I will

Gonna go to the gym and watch this after it

>not available in your country
Fucking racist man

*heems your grandpa*

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CHIMPY

Just use opera and switch to an asian vpn

herb beckoning.jpg

>not available in Germany
Based ONE saving me from watching dogshit MMA.

Line up lads, I'll heem everyone of you

Costa has Artem tier reach, I guess that's the price you have to pay to have biceps like him.

>stamp vs asha
now this is a female fight i can get behind

i had a dream about pettis v diaz
pettis drops nate wih a left hook
remember this post bros
i foresaw it
my mind predicted it

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Colby Covington | Food Truck Diaries
the second most liked and the 8th most viewed video on BELOW THE BELT after 24 hours

#1 soon Colby Bless

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based

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>Don't want Yoel to get flushed
>Don't want future natty GOAT prospect to get exposed

Torn on this one, lads

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>Why yes, I will be watching ONE Championship™. What gave it away?

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I'm worried... for some reason, i almost want Cuckmier to win lads...
Sleepe has been whining like a bitch and doesn't deserve the instant rematch

is it just me? (talking to fellow Cuckmier haters here)

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I want DC to win and force Sleepe into retirement, then retire himself and vacate the belt. Grandpa Cain should retire too. This way the new blood like Mgumbo and Hardy get to duke it out for the belt.

>instant rematch
?

I hope Cormier wins. If he loses and retires, that means we'll have to listen to his stupid ass do commentary more often.

Stipe hasn't fought since losing the title, Deutschbro.

The flag gave it away, Chang.
Also whats that throat music in the background?

He's retiring either way buddeh, the only reason he would stick around is a HW Jones or Lesnar fight

He fought the forest fires.

well I mean Stipe hasn't fought since he lost
I think he should have to win at least one more fight before he gets the shot
I think Ngannou should have got the shot at Cuckmier first

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>He's retiring either way buddeh
I forget that people who post here usually have inside knowledge when it comes to fighters and their personal motivations.

i no not what you talk about

when the fuck did Jones and Stipe fight?

It's not inside info when he keeps saying it. Ngannou would be a big fight which he would probably win but does he really want to risk getting brain damage from that African beast?

>when the fuck did Jones and Stipe fight?

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wat u mean

>It's not inside info when he keeps saying it
The fighters say a lot of things, most of it never goes the way they plan.

finna bet the baseboards on stipe

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china number #1

>We've got a billion people watching us live from Upper-Sexonborough-On-The-Lower-Temse-City town in England, and fifty billion more worldwide! ONEFC - the biggest sporting event in human history!

>two slavs throwing down in thai boxing
Bless globalization.

It's time to stop posting.

Dagestanis are my slavic brothers inshallah.

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Wtf this crackhead looks like featherweight again

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He honestly should go down and challenge Holloway.

should I get a girlfriend before I become a star in the ufc? when you're rich and famous you can't trust these women, but when you already have a girl you have to try and be faithful and miss out on all these girls you couldn't get before you made. it's a real moral dilemma

he’s cuting down

>implying you can trust woman at all.

bro he's cutting down to bantamweight to prove he's great

How long must I wait until Jones simulates death upon DC for the 3rd time?

Jon Jones should talk shit about DC's dead daughter in the lead-up to the fight.

he's somehow become more irish looking

just confirmed i'm going to the pub with frens for the fights lads :)

feels good to leave the house every now and then

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Why did she get a boob job when her God intended her to be a flatchested little chimpanzee (who sucks at fighting)?

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Would Max win the rematch against Gooby at featherweight?

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To grow her Instagram following

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if someone offers you a drink, you'd better drink it, boy

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>sucker punch coot
>old guy doesn't move
>conor gets taken down by some white belt businessman

will goob ever recover

This card is shit, only fight worth watching is Petrosyan vs Nuttawat

Too much refball in kickboxing for my tastes

So this is what peak manlets look like...

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this guy is like 3cm from being a midget

BOOMSHAKALAKA

It's hilarious, this guy is slamming the shit out of the chink and landing his left overhand. I gotta make some webms

Has there ever been a professional fighter with a major organization that has been shorter than my guy Gustavo Balart?

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i skip all the pettis segments on embedded

you are not special i did the same

Small but perfectly formed

FOTY

Thoughts on Igor Zinoviev?

Is that MW3?

What stream site you using heem? Personally using cracked since mma streamz got nuked

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dana should sign this cuban gnome asap

fuck that fiveheaded dog abusing sperg

Who in the name of god is your favorite female fighter?

it is

i don't watch mma, even though i post here literally every single day.

angela magana
jessamyn duke
raquel pennington
miesha tate
kailin curran

piss.com

Didn't look so cute when Germaine knocked her out

she never looked good she's a mutant who smells like wet dog hair
what is your maximum bench press for 5 repetitions?

spicey

cool

there should have been picks for this event. it's your fault fatass.

SCHAUB is in PORTLAND TONIGHT LADS

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Why do ALL of the One FC ring girls have nose jobs

because they're asian as shit

DICEY DICEY

They're koreans. It's also not only nose jobs: shaved chin, eyelid and cheekbones surgery, skin whitening, etc...

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saw them irl
they look surreal, like goddamn animated mannequin

Go fuck yourself corporate shill, you aint shutting down my site cunt!

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No idea how anyone finds that attractive. But they do, because they rings girls have got it done.

sleepay is flushed

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>D-DC will l-lose (at HW)........... THIS time!!

Stipe looks hungry, even hungrier than DC
i'm gonna bet on round 2 TKO

what's the thinkin man parlay?

megamillions + powerball

why would you bet on stipe
lol
unironically give a reason why you put money on him winning

Stipe had more time to recover. DC said he was injured and only had a couple of weeks to train and was busy doing media shit.

>Stipe had more time to recover.
You mean Sleepe has ring rust.

No, he got hit with some good shots by Nigganou. He needed time to recover from the CTE

Focussed Stipe this time round vs unfocussed Stipe last time

He didn't get caught by a good Ngannou shot because he was focussed and respected his power. He'll be the same this time with DC.

wake up holloway it's all over

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tapology.com/search/misc/shortest-mixed-martial-artists
There's a few amateurs here listed as shorter, if you ignore the obvious bad data.

Imagine being a pro athlete and yet having that fucking disgusting physique.

i'm a low iq individual so bear with me, i'm not seeing these as reasons to literally bet money on stipe

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I'm in badly need of money so I'm betting on all the underdogs in the card.

instagram.com/p/BxTECGAATXx/

That image made me so fucking irrationally angry.

he's fighting to cement his legacy as the HW GOAT

Yeah I'm leaning towards borrachinya to spark yoel out to set up an absolute war between him and bobby knucks

Costa by submission
Pettis by submission
Stipe by decision

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...

literally disgusting person

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Please webm this

It's eminently memeable

imagine spending a month putting that together
you'd think he was trying to expose the federal reserve lol

Those pathetic flopping """"tits"""" on slo-mo, fucking depressing.

Hi brainlets

Here are tomorrow's picks:
>Dee See
>Shizzowtime
>Yoel is nattiest

Any other opinions are wrong

i'm gonna wank to this

id make you tap so you can learn :)

Look!

are you me? do you also have baby hands?

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>N-Nate has a le ebic chin!!!
Why do people say this? He's never fought any power punchers except for a 145er who was recently confirmed to have pillowfists. Meanwhile WB survived Woodley, Till, Masvidal, and Hendricks, and Pettis was still able to flush him. Showtime by headkick KO is the way to go.

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first time Herb Dean didn't fuck up

This one's better.

Conor is thrash. Literal garbage if you will.

none of these fights are good to bet on, but my IQ is around 80 so what do i know

DC is a 40 year old flushed uncle tom, he is finished

i lost $780 on lottery tickets this month name someone dumber i'll wait

Rapist. You are rapist.

>pettis submitting nate
Come on man

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twitter.com/danawhite/status/1162371043333419009?s=20

it's out

Derrick Lewis turned Cuckmier into a panic wrestler.

Replying to @danawhite

shut up...ur boring and mean zero to anyone outside ur own world

THIS WHOLE CARD REALLY IS STUPID
lol

What is next for Cain Velasquez?

Colby has the face of a lesbian

420 BLAZE IT FGTS
209 4 LYF BITCHES
youtube.com/watch?v=cbqRqiasN3Q

The guy who lost $781

just checked lost $80 on scratch tickets and $20 in drawings from yesterday the absolute state of being retarded

DC is white

Good post.

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filthy animal

Daniel Cormier vs. Stipe Miocic
Anthony Pettis vs. Nate Diaz
Yoel Romero vs. Paulo Costa
Gabriel Benítez vs. Sodiq Yusuff
Derek Brunson vs. Ian Heinisch

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based

Wow I cannot believe Coral picked Costa. I no longer have respect for him.

Fucking retard. What made you think formatting it like this was a good idea? Almost 3mbs for a jpg jesus fucking christ

Daniel Cormier
Anthony Pettis
Yoel Romero
Sodiq Yusuff
Derek Brunson

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Stipe
Pettis
Costa
Yusuff
Brunson

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nice meme, he is already confirmed a cheating nigger like every other darkly colored fighter on the roster

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Daniel Cormier
Anthony Pettis
Yoel Romero
Sodiq Yusuff
Derek Brunson

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is this acceptable? used an online compressor.

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Stipee
Peettis
Pooel
Poodiq
Peeinisch

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This PPV is at most 6/10 and that's facts.

Cormier
Pettis
Romero
Yusuff
Heinisch

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you're opinion doesn't matter because you are not white

Still looks abysmal with the vertical layout but thats just my autism

ok Zhang

you want it to be square?

Dee Say
Pete Us
Row Meh Row
You Suff
Brunson

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bye bye, Juan.

Wow! The famous Irish banter and lightheartedness. You know, if Khabib hadn't won the fight, the story and the war, he might have replied with something witty and made the old man laugh. But we live in reality where Conor hit him with a left straight instead.

It has to be said, Khabib has ruined him. He won the battle, the war and the story and he has ruined poor little Coma McTapper for life. He can't take a joke, he's hooked on cocaine, he's in a failing relationship and his legacy gets pissed away that bit more everyday. It wouldn't surprise me if he kills himself in the coming years. Khabib has ruined him. He's sent Coma McTapper into a deep depression that he won't ever rise from.

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stay poor cazzie

DSeethe
Nate
Yoelito
Yusuff
Brunson

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blue lips

see pic

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Stiopic
Pootis
Chad
Benitez
Heinisch

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McNigger made me realize why the irish were rightfully treated like shit.

"Chad"
>implying either of those two guys isn't a chad

I think we both know who I'm talking about

Both of them ducked tony

dc
petis
romero
(You)suff
heinisch

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mcnuggets is a pussy ass cutbabby

I assume you meant Natty Paulie, I like that we have all the exact same picks though.

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Stipe PEEocic
Nate DiASS
POOlo Costa
Gabriel PENISez
Ian PENISch

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Oh man, if Kona Magiga actually offed himself that would be pretty fucking rad desu.

"Dana White:" x

A size ratio similar to a typical screen resolution/monitor size is probably best.

>Betting ever
Repent boomer

>all that CTE and never once fought for the title

c-champ shit only

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Stiopic
Pettis
Yoel
Yusuff
Brunson

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cringe

tony was having mentally issues even if he accepted the fight he would have pulled out later

five_column.jpg fits perfectly on a 1080p monitor with a maximized browser.

DC can't hide any longer. He HAS to face Stipe tomorrow and he KNOWS that his time is up!

Looks a lot better, thanks pickscuck

>I picked Stipe
I must have been high, oh well

Well it doesn't fit perfectly on our laptops. The most efficient size ratio for Yea Forums image expansion is typical screen resolution size.

>the chad desktop
>the virgin laptop

Look at the concentration in his eyes. He is in the zone right there. Terrifying.

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Does Nate Diaz understate his height? He's the tallest 6ft man I've ever seen

My boy The Schmo has a very Conan Obrien-esque stance when he's studenting.

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Because most Nate fans are 196ers and they equate getting hit in the head with having a good chin

He’s also plowing Helen Yee

cringe

Based StreamChad

Only way to get ahead in media nowadays is to be a humongous meme faggot.

It's because he stands next to manlets mostly

>t. I JUST turned 18 and em em ayyy is really coo

I wouldn't consider having nightmares about Khabib to be "mental issues"

>banging a tranny
not surprised

>not going with a cheeky double pick when in doubt

officially not gonna make it, bro

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DC is one of the most age-defying UFC fighters. He is one of the least pancake-defying, though.

are you 12?

I'd bang a tranny if it looked like that. I'd marry it and bang it whenever it let me.

Smelling Pee

Link?

Who tf is ‘bathe’?

wmma locker room toilet cam aspen ladd lactose intolerant IBS booty blaster

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she goes in the woods
bigfoot hunters thought they found scat

Don't ask me, ask El Duckuy. I'm not the one that's scared shitless and wetting the bed.

bathe infrequently = beige frequency
that weirdo who spent a month obsessed with big brown

yeah and you'd wear a knock off rolex like a simp too

Costa could be unironically natty

Literally

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Burpington Schart and the man he steal all his MMA """analysis""" from - Puke "the Cuckold" Thomas

youtu.be/dEoOJyyCVbo

Now he is
twitter.com/nomilkzone/status/1162000922362470401

>hey guys, have a message for you but first here's my patreon
what a scrub

I started watching Morning Combat and Luke is actually pretty funny.

For me, it's Hotline Bling

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HEEEEM SLEEPY

My boobjobfu.
Claudia is acceptable.
Anyone else is FUCKIGN TRASH and you should be shot.

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stipe
pettis
paulo
benitez
brunson

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Based Giorgio

Imaging thinking you found a Bigfoot dump when in turns out it just came from Bigg Ladd Aspen Brapp.

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>Make documentary shitting on guy
>Use copyrighted clips from his show
>Surprised when it gets taken down
Y'cheeto finners. Y'haydder.

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Stipe
Diaz
Romero
Sodiq
Brunson

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Bet the pedalo on Assuncao, a 7/4 underdog. He's my boy who never lets me down (accept that last time against Moraes). Sandhagen is out of his depth! He has only beaten bumbs!

Why does Ladd have definition on instagram but not fight night?

209 wut

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>muh passion for "comedy"
>are you making fun of me? stop rogan help me

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nigga what? Trump is a promiscous degenerate himself

ummm sauce?

She was using some Instagram filter/good lighting/good angle magic that fat girls are naturally adept at using.

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>236 pounds
look at DC he would have to lose 31 pounds to fight for the belt against jon lmao

thawlts and prawyers to the Schaub family, Tiger will be missed

He was quite a bit heavier than that last time.

He's a wanna be Chris. That's why he called out Brazil because he knows he'll never be the all American Boy who ended the longest title reign in ufc history, which was held by a Brazilian. Colby also walks out to wwe meme music instead of all American music like Tom Petty, which Chris walks out to.

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If you're just here to spread negativity, why not kill yourself?

cro cuck via ko 2nd(spinning elbow)
showtime via sub 3rd(kimura)
yoelito via ko 1st(flying knee)
gabriel via dec
ian via tko 2nd(gnp)

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DC
Pettis
Romero
Yusuff
Heinisch

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Colby grew from 5'9 to 5'11 even though he was 5'9 at 26. In awe of the late bloomer.

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>wang
lmao

colby took wang down a lot that night

Apparently some pedophile died in prison or something. I've fallen way behind on the news since I swapped /pol/ for Yea Forums.

EEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

shut the fuck up limey or ill beat the bejesus out of you

Cant wait for diaz interview with this fuck

Nate would give Masvidal the 4 piece with extra dip

Proxy Paige. She's fat as fuck now

Conor didn't punch anyone. He threw the contents of his shot glass at the old man, who deserved it for not accepting Conor's offer of Conor's very own whiskey drink Proper Twelve.

It's just the pump.

Joanna looks so ugly in pictures but when she's on video she looks really pretty, she's the opposite of photogenic.

newfags pls go

Has any of you guys experience working/coaching in a mma, muay thai or boxing gym? everytime i get signed to give 1 or 2 amateur classes i got screwed over money, seems to be the norm here but i would like to know other opinions

Nate Diaz is literally just Easy Mode Tony Ferguson

STIPE
PETTIS
COSTA
YUSUFF
BRUNSON

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Stipe 230.5
DC 236.5

Yoel not making weight lads.

Damn they're both so much lighter than last fight. It's like they're both flushed.

Nate is better than Tony though?

Daniel Cormier
Anthony Pettis
Yoel Romero
Sodiq Yusuff
Derek Brunson

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"Everyone made weight besides Yoel Romero who has an hour to make weight"

This again

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DC
Pettis
Yoel
Yusuff
Brunson

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Why do you guys hate DC again?

Lmao@donks picking Bumson over Heinisch

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is my boy yoelito a cutbabby?

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He's fine in my opinion

lol, Tony never got melted by a featherweight

Yoel is going to miss weight again isn't he? I hope Costa fights him anyways and perma-flushes him.

Shut the fuck up.

this just made my day, thank you

>Tony never got melted by a featherweight

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It's true Yoel is the only one who hasn't made weight yet

ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SIX...

point six POUNDS

Tony, Khabib, and Gaethje would all retire Diaz

What is DC slips Stipe the beef while he's wrasslin him?

Oh for sure Canboy Cuckrone is a munster

> "Here you go user! It's on me! "
What to do?

>He HAS to face someone he already heem'd

DC and Stipe should both retire after this fight. They're both under 240 now they clearly have one foot out the door.

*put the glass back*

*eyepoked

>Brings up Candad
Oh fer ser that guy that Diaz beat, Tony beat, and Gaethje will soon beat? Fer ser he's relevant to my statement.

>people saying stipe came in light
he usually weighs in around 235, 5 pounds isn't a huge deal

What's this stance called?

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DC used to rehydrate to 236 when he fought at LHW so he's going to probably try to fight Jon again if he wins. Stipe weighs 230 because the eye pokes left him incapable of seeing food.

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hanging loose

what did she mean by this?

>Playboy bunny
What is this? I though Yoel was a traditional Catholic? Has the lawsuit money corrupted him?

>'bout to miss weight

This retard is so bad at weight cutting is a miracle the he ever became a professional athlete.

The longer it takes you to step to the scale more likely you're about to miss weight

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you just KNOW

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>implying he'll see any of that money

Did you guys know, before Yoel and is wife were married she used to go by Miss Weight.

imagine brehs....

Seriously why is Stipe only 230? He's 6'4 that's practically light heavyweight size. Is he flushed?

That hurt to read, next time do better Mycroft.

He should have moved up to LHW awhile ago. He'd have easier fights there besides Jon.

imagine what

I'm no Brendan Schaub

Alright let's predict how the Yoel situation goes.

I predict him at 188 lbs.

The smell of her farts.

I anticipate him blaming the commission for stopping him

UFC correspondent Megan Olivi having unprotected intercourse with comically well-endowed African men

Kevin Pee is for sure a m-m-monsder my guy

oh you like braps? here how about this for an aroma *pulls down pants and shits all over your face*

Based brap poster

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Yoel said he has no issues with his weight, he'll be fine for sure

>Tony has 12 wins in a row
>T-they don't count
Cope

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hE looked extra slim days before.
Yet it takes this long for him to make that weight.

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He looks like he's about to write an article about cats being the antidote for toxic masculinity for Buzzfeed.

>second to last weigh in over 30 minutes ago
I'm thimking 187.5

fake black guy

he lost to jim jones

Most people just hate him for beating Stipe, I think DC is pretty based though.

*pour it on his head and hand him the glass*
>it sure is, little fella!

I'm 5'8" 236.5lbs I could heem any here

He looks like he's cosplaying as a chicken

Based

Are you Deron Winn? Don't lie about your height we all know you're like 5'6.

I bet your heartbeat sounds like the Jaws shark theme

i could leg heem anybody ITT

lmao yoel will miss weight again

>Your a tapper
>He throws his pillowfist at me
>I absorb it and suplex him because I'm not a manlet and I'm still in my athletic prime

Stipe very lean for this one

Oh for sure he destroyed those 12 cans

Joe, get your wife out of there, he has to focus on the weigh in!

Pettis would have finished him if not for that freak injury. Kevin Pee exposed his trash groundgame. Khabib will add El Cacuy's own face on your pic.

El Cacuy is the luckiest can alive.

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Yoel is 0.8 over

DC
Pettis
Costa
Benitez
Heinisch

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megan will take care of that

You could easily say Khabib has only been fighting cans too. It's a dumb argument. Great fighters make other fighters look like cans.

YOEL IS COMING

HAPPENING

You're repeating yourself Farhan Mehmood (@farhanwani97)

YOEL JUST CAME IN WITH ONE HAND!

Ariel's weigh in show is pure kino

I'm not a manlet though I'm 6'2 215-220 Canor would be a feather to me

Nothing like a good ol classic self heem

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Did you know the guy who got slammed broke his neck from that, not sure if I died or not.

Yoel's massive schlong doesn't help

I AM READY, I AM READY

Remember, Yoel, breathe out so the air isn't weighing you down!

wat yall crackaz wathcing

Khabib only fights cans. Soon he will add El Cacuy's scalp to his collection of crushed cans.

streamable.com/1qjng

Oh for sure Lando Vannata is a buh-buh-buh-BEAST my mans

184.5

GADOOSH

He'll never be as dedicated as mini Max who got dick reduction surgery to help make weight

YOEL FINNA DAB ON COSTA

Meth romero

He should just cut off his dick like Holloway did.

The takedown is a 90/10 technique

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He made weight

Wow, its almost like he could always make it and just was a cheating cuban scumbag

184.5 FOR YOEL!! Costa is a dead man walking

MY BOY DID IT

184.5
BASED SOLDIER OF GOD

>dropped by Canthony PooPiss
Oh but for SURE Tony is a tough fight for Khabib

Making weight like a pro

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Romero 184.5
Cheeky fucker made champ weight

184.5, wake up Paulo

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HE DID IT

Oh fer ser Iaquinta is a beast. Oh fer ser Horcher is a beast. Oh fer ser Healy is a beast. Oh fer ser Barboza is a beast. Oh fer ser Trujillo is a beast. Or fer ser Canor is a beast.

Based Alvey perfecting the "make opponent KO himself" technique.

>Stipe by decision
>Nate 3rd round submission
>Romero 3rd round heem
Thank me later cazzies

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>spent 3 hours cutting & hanging blinds around the house
>cut them wrong
>will have to redo them all
I'd kill myself except 241 is tomorrow

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This is why Judo/Sambo is the apex martial art.

>miss weight for 2 title fights
>weigh 1.5 lbs less than the limit against some literal who can
What did Yoel mean by this?

The best fighter Khabib has fought was 2014 RDA and then he had two sit out for 2 years from the fight

Tell me that old man didn’t get what was coming to him. I can’t believe the media has spun the narrative that he’s the victim.

gay jesus BTFO

Absolutely correct.

Increidentlyly, I noticed that the 241 documernaty from one of the broadcasres had new footage from the Bork/DC incident, they had it form a new angle. A behind-DC angle which I hadn't seen before. Made me regret even more that we don't see bork coming in to defeat this weak division and instead we just have grumpy entitled Stipe Miocic

he threw a slopped leg kick and then went for the double leg slam, wtf is judo/memebo about that you turkman dog

that old man is a millionaire now

Stipe
Nate
Romero
Yusuff
Heinisch

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>The best fighter Khabib has fought was 2014 RDA
Yes. 2014 who was in the middle of a 10 fight winning streak. Had Khabib not fought RDA, RDA would have Khabib-tier winning streak right now on his record. And then Khabib completely neutralized the 3rd degree BJJ blackbelt RDA, same RDA Poony was scared shitless of going to the ground with.

Khabib will make El Cacuy look like a child on the ground.

Why would Nate make Pettis tap if Olivera couldn't do it? Olivera has the most submissions in ufc history and has actually been active unlike semi-retired Nate.

He should be arrested

>boomer media defends boomer
Why are you surprised?

>Conor
This is the only one that matters. Khabib beat the lineal champion. Tony's best win is a former champion who he had to eyepoke to beat. Seethe.

lads
Schaub and Luke Thomas were discussing Stipe and how he sounds a little CTE-y in his voice.

This was him after his first ever UFC fight at UFC 136.
Do you notice a difference?

youtube.com/watch?v=vaXgTVIeIIk

>Khabib tier winning streak
Tony has a longer win streak than Khabib lol and rda won the story of the fight since Khabib had to sit out for over two years

conor is an honorary tinker

Tony got flushed by Michael Johnson

Why is this autist mumbling about story’s

Stipe Miocic
Anthony Pettis
Paulo Costa
Sodiq Yusuff
Ian Heinisch

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>amerimutt fails to realize Judo/Sambo have the same takedowns wrestling has, except they're more suited to actual street fighting, because they emphasize the Gi and no one fights naked in real life
Go choke on a stick of butter.

Conor is shit a lightweight he has one win a lightweight you cazzie. Eddie either threw the match or fought like a complete brainlet.

sounds exactly the same

>Tony has a longer win streak than Khabib
I'm pretty sure 27 is greater than 12.

>Got "flushed"
>Won 12 in a row after
That's not how it works my dude. Toilet Till is an example if someone being flushed.

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exactly what I thought
He's always sounded like a slightly more comprehensible chewbacca.
That's just his voice.

>Conor is shit a lightweight he has one win a lightweight
Doesn't matter. Beat the sitting champion, that makes him objectively the best fighter in the division and a better win than anyone Ferguson has beaten.

Fer sure Ferg is a munster

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Sounds the same to me

I always get a kick out of watching these old vids, damn near everything is still up on yt

>Counts non ufc cans
Those are stat padding wins you cazzie. He fought in literal who promotions. The ufc is clearly the premier league. Askren was undefeated before the ufc and he turned out to be a can.

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get paler, turk

Lmao wtf is this

>wh-what do you mean Lando Vannata isn't a good win?

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this is logical but Tonycucks are braindead reddit memers

tony slipped on the metro pcs logo.

tony getting dabbed on by an unranked can who to this day is still an unranked can

>b-but they're cans!
You know what's the difference Khabib and El Cacuy? Khabib crushes cans, El Cacuy loses to cans, lmao.

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Tony just did a triple 360 elbow and got abit dizzy thats all

Conor wasn't the champ when Khabib beat him. Khabib got the belt from beating Iaquinta. Lineal champs are stupid in mma. Jon Jones is the lineal Welterweight champ. Does that mean all Welterweight champs don't count?

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>"T-Tony only ducked Max because m-muh mental health!"
>Magically cures his schizophrenia in a month and decides to fight Canboy Canrone

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>Conor wasn't the champ when Khabib beat him.
True, but Khabib still beat Conor, who was the lineal champ even though he wasn't the actual reigning champ, so Khabib is the lineal champ now.

You know what's the difference? Tony has more ufc wins and hasn't had kidney failure from eating tiramisu like an undisciplined fat ass.

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Tony is weaponized cringe

>Tony has more ufc wins
He also has an infinitely higher number of losses. You know what's the main similarity between El Cacuy and McGregor? Neither defended a belt.

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At least if that fucking weeaboo Adesanya wins, Yoel will be waiting

AND STILL........ducking tony ferguson.

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>Farhan Mehmood posting the same Tony hate shit everyday
Looks like he has an "american" goatfucker brother as well

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REDDIT
SHIT
ONLY

Even Canboy beats Max. Max is the biggest cutbabby in the ufc. His bird chest wouldn't make it at LW (as we saw in the Poorier fight). Tony didn't want to fight for an interim belt he never lost.

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>medicine is magic to muslims

is this attainable natty?

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Brett weighs in on the weigh in

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>khabib "The Dagestani Duck" nurmagomedov

weedman is a literal meme fighter colby shits all over him

Oh for sure Tony is so disciplined that he can't even stop himself from illegally punching his opponent after the bell

Unironically yes.

how many eggs a day do you have to eat to get a body like this

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>Infinitely more losses
>Has one more loss
Do you understand how math works? What you meant to say was infinitely times* as many you brainlet. Tony never lost his interim belt. Conor was only able to hold on to the "real" belt for so long because Dana loves him like a nephew for fighting Floyd and making wme a bunch of money.

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Because Pettis will gas

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Not in a real fight he wouldn't. Chris is 6'2 while Colby is a 5'9 manlet who weighs 183 soaking wet.

Looks like hes trying hard to enunciate his words but still sounds the same lol

Remind me who dropped out of this fight? Surely it wasn't Khabib, right?

or illegally kicking barboza (a fight he was losing at that point)

el redditcuy is shit and is held up by his chin and opponents not capitalising on their opportunities to finish

umm Tony has 3 loses sweetie

You said something about Khabib I hear? Come take a seat next to me.

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also he's a heartlet

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A fight he was losing up until the first thirty seconds? Munster analysts for sure

he gambled he lost
look at this middle finger

That's a massive cope by Canboy fans. Jan did the same shit to Rockhold only he knocked him down after the bell, but no one cared. Aldo has done the same to Mendes and also knocked him down. It's happened plenty of times Tony's wasn't that bad. Canboy was already beat to shit and looking for a way out so he blew his eye shut like a damn cartoon character.

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If Costa wins tonight how de we think him and Whittaker would go? I remember some user saying Costa would run through him and I really hope that's not the case but I could see it happening.

i don't know why you fags think he did it on purpose? so much animosity towards everybody tony fights, they showed respect to each other why can't you?

Khabib is unironically the most based fighter in the UFC

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He actually has 3 losses. As I've said: Khabib crushes cans, El Cacuy loses to cans.

3 - Number of El Cacuy losses
x - number of Khabib losses (it's a variable, because there are some retards who think that Khabib lost to TIbau, lmao)

............3
lim ...------ = Infinity
x->0 ....x

Checkmate.

>it's a variable, because there are some retards who think that Khabib lost to TIbau, lmao)

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Stipe
Diaz
Yoel
Sodiq
Heinisch

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>el redditcuy
Imagine having plebbit live in your head rent free. Eddie and Tony are the most Redpilled duo in the ufc.

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Oh for sure Tony has MUNSTER discipline my guy

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that goes for both the eye thing and hitting someone after the bell

Intense training + small (5'7-) + pump + intense diet. You can't keep that looks for long

Pretty much impossible otherwise, humans aren't meant to look like that, that's the reason if you don't train your muscles get smaller because your body has no reason to keep them, having that build is strenuous on your body.

It may have been accidental but it's hard to say how that fight would've gone if not for the late shot. Cowboys always been a slow starter and for all we know he might've pulled it out of the bag

>Has one more loss in the ufc
UFC is what really matters, but three more still isn't infinitely more you brainlet

streamable.com/u2a2x

Cant believe khabib ducked him

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Oh for sure I'm coping while you write a paragraph scrambling to defend El Cutbabby

>Moving the goalpost
seething Tonycuck

Canboy probably didn't do it on purpose, he was probably concussed though. There's no way you have that many mma fights at an elite level and not know you shouldn't blow your nose in that situation. If he was concussed or gassed that would explain why he had the lapse in judgement.

>Was doing a bad job. Realizes this and improves.
Really activates the almonds

The American isnt even a Khabib fan, he’s a deranged autist that does it for (You)s
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/88255238/#88260429

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Mightve pulled it out of the bag despite already having a shattered orbital that he was blowing his nose on

4 dozen to start, 5 dozen once your body adjusts

heeminder
punditarena.com/mma/dodonovan/opinion-khabib-nurmagomedovs-mma-record-is-extremely-padded-and-absolutely-baffling/

I've been talking about ufc wins the whole time you cazzie you're the one moving the goal posts to make Khapoopoo look better. He only has 11 fights in the ufc. Only one person Khabib has fought pre ufc even has a Wikipedia page. Literally anyone can make a Wikipedia page for anyone and most of the fighters Khabib has fought don't have one.

Man sure smells like cazzies in this thread.

Khabib is the most dominant natty champion the UFC has ever known. More dominant than GSP (who got dropped by Serra), and natty unlike Bones Jones and Spider Silva.

Ferguson has a rebuilt knee, eked out a difficult win over Pettis, has been wobbled multiple time, and has multiple losses.

If you think TFerguson has a legitimate shot against Khabib, you are delusional. Khabib will take him down, smother him and dominate him. Just another day in the office for the GOAT.

>Deal with it Tony spergs

this & based

I don't even know if he got concussed, but he definitely just got beat the fuck up wasn't thinking about "if i blow my nose my eye might close" probably more "how the fuck am I going to beat this guy i cant breathe out of my nose oh shit i fucked up."

>Changes the topic
Cope

>natty

seething

>more dominant than GSP
would someone just do that, go on the internet and lie?

Until USADA proves otherwise he is natty
>greentext

You're right we won't ever know how the fight would have went if he didn't throw the punch, but there's no reason to believe that one punch is the one that caused all the damage to Cerrone's face.

>implying

every fighter knows not to blow their nose in that situation, ESPECIALLY a veteran like Cowboy

How many rounds has GSP lost in his career? How many rounds has Khabib lost? There are different ways to measure dominance.

Oh fer ser

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Stipe Miocic
Anthony Pettis
Yoel Romero
Sodiq Yusuff
Ian Heinisch

Khabib lost to Thibau and a round against a crackhead

new

GSP got served by Matt Hughes, Matt Serra, and stole a win off Johnny Hendricks.

Khabib is undefeated and hasn't come close to losing.

If Khabib wasn't muslim he would have 8 fans

Stipe Miocic.
Anthony Pettis.
Yoel Romero.
Sodiq Yusuff.
Ian Heinisch.

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There is no topic to discuss. Tony punched him after the bell, this is just fact. That entire spiel you wrote is irrelevant.

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TFW you beat another part time fighter.

colby is probably too pillowfist to exploit weidman's late stage cte but he's a far more skilled fighter relative to his size