LAA: Trout's perfect night, four runs propel Halos
OAK: Chapman's second homer leads A's past Astros
NYM: Alonso goes 5-for-5 with a homer and six RBI
SF: Rodriguez goes seven scoreless versus D'backs
NYM: Amed Rosario goes 5-for-6 with four runs
ATL: Freeman cranks two bombs in loss to Mets
ATL: Donaldson strokes two homers in loss to Mets
CIN: Gray fans 10 in five shutout frames vs Cards
CLE: Jose Ramirez slugs two bombs, nets six RBI
PHI: Rhys Hoskins (hand) headed for X-rays
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For me, it's the undisputed 2019 WS Champs.
>ATL: Donaldson strokes two homers in loss to Mets
That was mighty handy of him. I wonder if he asked what their names were first.
scuba kek lol
For me it's juicy anime sex
>spider-man is a mets fan
Who is Homelander a fan of?
>cusb
haha you guys suck LMAO
Based
Based
Holy based
He lives in queens so obviously he’s a mets fan
>it was 5-0
Oh nonononononono
I can't handle this. Deleting my post.
>cusb
>Proceeds to get 4-0'd by the Yankees
Bills of baseball everyone.
I'd get banned for anime again go dodgers
But his idol and hero Iron man is a Yankees fan tho.
Mercy please
But I already chose Mercy.
Based
When the >scuba is upset all he can do is delete his post and spam "based."
>scuba
lmao
>cusb
kek
No mercy for Cubbies after the shit they pulled today on the vs thread, and then 404ed the 5-0 lead in two innings.
>cinematic canon
>cinematic canon is actual canon now
You know its true. More zoomers wont know who uncle Ben is, or who the green goblin is either.
Ben Zobrist lol
Are there people here that Babe Ruth could play today and seriously do as well as Mike Trout? Trout is easily the GOAT. He's a legit five tool player and he is elite at every tool except for his arm. There will never be a player as good as him. The MLB should go away when he retires.
He has 20 grade gumption.
Delete this.
>Are there people here that Babe Ruth could play today and seriously do as well as Mike Trout?
If I pitched to him he may as well be Mike Trout. So to answer your question, I guess so.
Cant delete history unless you are antifa trash.
umm..
*hits a walk off grand slam*
>Uses Nationals Harper
Better fix that shit quick unless you meant to post that just to (probably not) trigger Gnats fans.
Rockies baseball club desu
Lineup good today?
Homelander is a racist mama's boy from the Midwest, so he's probably a Cardinals fan
>Cusb
>be stankees
>play actual good team
>get btfo by a zillion runs
nice meme team ya got there
>yaks
This
Anyone else think Bryce is SEXY ?
Who rangers fans here?
there's Tiki and there's that hat user and like maybe two more?
Eventually.
>Bruce will sign with my cubbies. He named his dog Wrigley after all
For me its loudly booing Roughened Odor whenever he does anything in Toronto.
Ultimately, I like the Rags for providing happy back to back ALDS memories.
where is Kosihen thread?
tell me the detail of the pic
Based
I like the Ford Ranger
Don't bring that shit here man
impeccable taste
Here
twisn desu
Why not
That's fine, I meant the cringey cumbrained bleached shit
What were the who sux thinking pitching to trout? Are they trying to lose on purpose?
Why can't anime girls be real?...
Say something nice to the NL rookie of the year
I'm a baseball brainlet but I see that my hometown indians just crushed the yankees. Can anyone explain to a noob why Lindor is so popular here? Who's the Indians's best pitchers? Who's our best batters? Is Tito actually good or is a meme?
N
For the love of god have some mercy and compassion!
Cleveland shouldn't even have a team, tribe fans don't exist
Why did the Cubs pitch to Harper?
Because the Cubs can't win.
Eh I grew up here and there's a ton of tribe fans. I think it goes browns>tribe>Cavs and the Cavs are still really popular. Cleveland is an actual sports city. Can't really say the same for Cincinatti.
The Browns suck though?
Hey guys, I've been in a coma for 18 hours. Can anyone tell me what the Cubs score was yesterday? When i last tuned in, they were winning 5-0
I know it's a baffling concept to you people on /mlb/ but there are actually people out there who root for teams even if they suck.
9-0 Cubs. David Boaty hit a grand slam.
Why?
>mets
Imagine how awesome the party would be if the browns beat the pats in the AFC championship. Legit could happen this year
>MERCY KEK JUST HAVE SOME MERCY
>SORRY KEK SORRY
>EMPATHY KEK EMPATHY
Typical fucking pathetic idiot. When it all goes down you'll be the first to get the rope.
>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT!!
t. UrinatingTree shill
i post the guy in every thread am i funny yet
As much as I hate the Phillies and as much as I hate Harper... moments like that are the reason baseball is so magical
His greatest grand slam since this one.
youtube.com
>MY CONTENT CREATOR IS BETTER THAN YOURS
>hating based brucie
do me a favor and delete your post
Kek cusb kek
Jomgoy
He hasn’t shown that he is worth 300+ million. Neither have machado, nor Stanton.
A walkoff slam against the cusb for a sweep isn't worth 330 million dollars?
literally who cares? theres no salary cap and the owner probably shits out 330 million a day with the profits both the phillies and his own businesses make
cusb kek cusb
I’m a stats minimalist. His BA isn’t worth the $ he recieved.
>BA from 1 year out of 13 years (most of which was under a dogshit batting coach) is how you should measure a contract
not only are you retarded but you still haven't answered
>implying free agency contracts are accurate to the player's ability rather than just their name
Nats desu senpai
330 million for 1 win lmao
MO IS IN THE HOUSE!
oh these poor italian children
POP QUIZ!
Who does this away record belong to?
Who sux
cubs road record
kek scuba
how have the padres, blue jays, brewers, and phillies been the same team to this point
>stankees pitching
yeah i'm thinking they won't get far in the postseason.
freddie's ready
Interesting chart. Reds are one of the best pitching teams and still somehow well below .500
I respect these charts
because their offense has been pretty bad, and really inconsistent
their road may have them playing either the injuns or twins. they are fucked six ways from sunday if they play the injuns given how they smacked the shit out of chad green yesterday.
Skuba kek
>given how they smacked the shit out of chad green yesterday
I guess you could say he's no chad
scuba dooba doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im no yankee fan, but the big issue for them is pitching. Paxton, tanaka, and if they can, severino, must do their absolute best in a series. They cannot rely on their bullpen always, and this series is gonna either show the yankees are contenders, or fucking frauds
"b-but muh injuries!"
skusba kek
oh god have mercy
The world series could pretty much be a repeat of 2017, but i'll be cheeky. Its gonna be the indians and brewers
>brewers
I laughed. They're showing this year that last year's NLCS appearance was a fluke. Absolutely no pitching and now their "ace" reliever is choking.
well, that is true. Hader has lost his magic from last season, but I think they'll pull together and keep chugging. That offense is scary good when the pieces are in play. Also the NLC is so tight that they can benefit from the cubs getting their nads get kicked in by bryce hooper
my cards fucking suck at hitting and they keep getting worse, it's amazing that the cubs don't have sole possession of first
>they can benefit from the cubs getting their nads get kicked in by bryce hooper
They can never put together a consistent win streak going though. I do however hope they clinch the division so i can laugh some more at the cusbs.
thats why the central is at the place right now
Cincy is one of the quintessential baseball cities by history and reputation. As a Cleveland guy who doesn't know your MLB team at all you're not qualified to judge.
So that's where Buster gets it from
Buster gets it from everyone
>scuba kek
I posit there is no better baseball webm
Why did the ump eject him if the game was over?
probably just so he could get stuck with a fine
Tanaka is the only starter I actually trust going into a playoff game. Paxton is unreliable and we're not even sure if Severino will be available to start.
>this series is gonna either show the yankees are contenders, or fucking frauds
It's going to show that our pitching is mostly garbage but the batting can sometimes make up for it, which is something we've known all year and why Houston getting Greinke was the death sentence for our WS chances.
well then tough shit trying to get a fucking starter.
>cusb
Stop making fun of the cubbies ;(
Why are they so fucking bad on the road?
What ethnicity even is that name?
Chicago
fucking kek
>tatis done for the season
I feel bad for the padres. Hes a really good player and hes a fuckin stud. Alonso might as well have rookie of the year wrapped up
>Is unironically a blacked fan
Pure reddit cringe.
What did he mean by this?
white sox won the trade
nah. tatis is an excellent player still, but he is frail unfortunately
is big games james injured right now?
is he playing in the bigs still?
not an argument or an answer to my question
how does a team win a trade if the return was getting one of the worst pitchers that isnt even fucking playing in the league any more?
is he injured though
Jomboy on ESPN, dude made it
It was worth it as soon as the White Sox won the World Series.
nigga, is james shields even in the big leagues anymore? at least tatis is in the league and still plays like a monster when healthy. Shields is a fucking shitty pitcher where NOBODY will take him
Jomboy here
why are you taking shitposting seriously
Thanks, user.
because james shields is a fucking shitty pitcher
Don't help the lolcows
They're both fucking pathetic was my point
>a rookie with back problems
rip. this will haunt him forever.
Bruce Harpy
Thanks, user.
Not really a Harper fan but god damn this was cool
Harp's our guy
>absolutely does not give a shit about anything besides baseball and himself
>doesn't need to preen and bray like "their guy" cringe bauer
>just fucking jacks off some big ass slams bay bee
He's basically the stereotypical Chad, I think he's kind of the opposite of our guy. Our guy would be one of those sperg players like Greinke or Stroman.
more people die from lower back injuries than cancer, did you know that? tatis jr might already be dead no ones even seen him in days
More people die from obesity-related illnesses than from cancer, Vlad Jr might already be dead.
Honestly, our guy started off with a ton of talent, made hand-wave efforts at improving himself and got to high A when he was 26 and said fuck it.
Now batting sixth for your Winston-Salem Dash, eighth overall pick in 2010, Steven "Weebmaster" Williams! *sailor moon walk-up music*
Yeah, probably one of those pitchers who got signed because he could throw a four-seamer 95mph+ but never developed any control or additional pitches.
can we get an anime photoshop of this?
Actual White Sox fan here.
We could have given the Padres half a Lou Malnati's pizza for James Shields and we would still lose the trade.
When you select the traffic lights in recaptcha, do you select only the light, or the light and the pole?
Analytics are bullshit
that would have been an even worse trade than tatis jr lou's is god tier
I select the cars. And when it asks me to select the cars I select the lights. What's the worse that could happen?
The Yankees are fucking absurd, if there was even one legit ace on the roster that team would comfortably be WS favorites
Why do White Sox fans always say "Tatis wasn't good when we traded him" like it makes the trade better?
>Things that are more relaxing and less painful than watching the Cubs Bullpen
Chigoe flea removal
>reading Players' Weekend nicknames
Oh no Ender what are you doing
going to get some free beers
It doesn't and I don't defend people who say that.
ENDER NOOOOOOOOOO
This isn't going to end well for Ender.
Face it whosfags, if you kept Tatis Jr. he would have been a single A or double A at best literal nobody who would have eventually gone to another team after his 27th birthday. Face the truth.
cle v nyy gamethread
I want to ____ Astolfo!
That result would have been preferable to the trade in all honesty.
That's just fans rationalizing bad trades. I'm sure you'll find Cubs fans who defend trading away Gleyber Torres.
Ender Inciarte's father is literally named Astolfo. It has nothing to do with the anime trap thing.
>Brings back a world series winning closer
No duh.
I was just curious, not everyone who wants to gawk at your spectacle of a franchise is a Cubs fan.
>not everyone who wants to gawk at your spectacle of a franchise is a Cubs fan.
I'm a Yankees fan, I just naturally assume that you all want to gawk at our spectacle of a franchise
OH NONO NONONONONO
I fucking hate "fans" who try to rationalize bad trades. Like who the fuck are you, the Game personal cockholster? Admit when the trade is shit and demand action and responsibility to be a real fan. Rick Hahn should have been fired years ago along with any of the "pro" scouts that assisted him.
That sounds like a rejected mascot name
Mother of gosh
>GM's cockholster*
Cubs @ Pirates
im a cub fan...there I said it
Comfy OP pic
>world series winning
He choked numerous times that playoff run, including game 7
I'm so sorry about that. That's terrible news. I'll be here for ya, we can work through this together...
Doyers @ Barves
>Chipper has a bigger pop than Smoltz
Top kek
Anyone else like baseball
I prefer basedball
baseball is my favourite sports
I love the way they hit it up and down the court
PUUUUUUUUNTOOOOOOOOO
mets magic!
>there are people in this thread not watching basedball on a 4k tv
Basedball is max /comfy/
If the trade is only shit in hindsight then there's no point in being pissy about it. You can't demand someone's head over a prospect projected to be average turning into gold. You can be upset that they spent so long trying to swim against the current though.
derek fisher is elite
Baseball is so fun I can't even pay attention to handegg drama
I like football, football is cool
Baseball is way cooler
Once we get a good pitching core, them boys are gonna be real good
That's it
Phillies are winning the World Series
they do. I come from the future. Here's Charlie with the trophy
Took me 23 years to make this bad boy
Nice to see someone posting my OC
looks like you need another 23 years to make it look decent
nice cy young campaign ya got there castillo lol
MLB.tv is limited to 1080p60 and anything provided by your RSN is capped at that as well, no matter what your team. Same for ESPN.
Fox and MLBN are the only guys doing real 4k, and only for a few national games a year with their shitty announcers.
By the time 4k is widespread in baseball, 4k TVs will be both better and cheaper, and the TV you're watching upscaled games on today will be an ancient artifact.
pls no bully. reds are the good guys.
kek lol resd
>mest
Mets! < this one
Keith is on SNY. Still no Gary
Mest baserunning kek
Little league ball.
Post batting stances
>Ender pulled his hamstring again
Ourguy Soler could have made it to third if he didn't have ten pounds of gold jewelry on his neck
who?
>red lesg
the GOAT stance
Kek. I forgot about that whacky stance
Mets!
>Umpball
What's that i hear about the reds having good pitching?
>OMG we're in the second wild card spot!
Godlike core strength
But can we be upset that a pitcher well over his prime with dropping velocity as well as giving up BACK TO BACK TO BACK home runs to our own crappy hitters at the time was what we got? I knew Shields was gonna be shit before anyone else and sure enough he was. To me the trade isn't even about Tatis or Montas. It was about trading for a shitty pitcher who gave up 10 runs in his prior start, a home run to bartolo Colon, and the worst offense of all, b2b2b homers to our shittiest hitters.
Syndergaard is 25 pitches through 3 innings. Smelling like a CGSO sort of day Metsbros
And to add. ALL this pretty much after we already did the same fucking thing with that utter piece of ex-cubs garbage, Smarch.
Yes. The "veteran presence" meme is the worst meme in baseball.
To sum it up
Literally we had
Marcus Semein, Chris Bassitt, Trayce Thompson and threw them away for Jeff Samajrzdoesntdeservetohavehisnamespelled right ever. And then threw away Frankie Montas and Fernando Tatis jr for James Shields.
And you're telling me fans shouldn't be demanding the GMs head on a pike?
>Vazquez
t. Orioles fan
And yet this team still doesn't learn because look at how we are still literally the only team in the league that will keep Wellington Castillo employed.
The Jeff Samardzija trade was 5 years ago.
You have your players jumbled up. Shields was Erik Johnson and Tatis. Todd Frazier was Trayce Thompson and Frankie Montas. Samardzija was Semien and Bassitt.
Phillies aren't going anywhere with that pitching
>Jomboy on ESPN, dude made it
Ah too many bad trades to keep track of. And speaking of toddfather I wasn't a fan of that either after what we had seen >dunn do. Sure enough, he was garbage as well. I wonder where our team would be now if we never made those deals and instead kept those players or at least traded them for some actually good players.
And it still eats away at me every day.
I imagine he would have been booted had Zavala and Collins not both been black holes of offense when they were given their trials in the majors while Castillo was injured.
dingers is the first stat lazy voters look at so he has had it wrapped up for 2 months now
hot grill dressed like spiderman
>Phillthies blowing a 5-0 lead.
>Soijack so based! Come to our discord to post more epic Soijacks!
That’s a tranny dude
Frazier was fine. He was worth 4.7 WAR for the Sox in one and a half years. The players traded for him were a shitter who will never make it out of the minors and a roidbaby who's currently suspended.
I never realized toddfather was actually worth that much. He seemed much more useless. Probably the Dunn and then subsequent laroche bias.
It's because he played a worthwhile position whereas Dunn and LaRoche were DHs. He was only slightly above league average offensively.
HOLY SHIT!!!!
SPRUCEY BRUCEY DID IT AGAIN
Imagine the 2018/9 alternate universe White Sox.
1B: Jose Abreu
2B: Fernando Tatis Jr.
SS: Marcus Semein
3B: Yolmer Sanchez?
C: Tyler Flowers? Josh Phegley?
RF: Avisail Garcia? Trayce Thompson?
CF: Tim Anderson
LF: Adam Eaton
SP:
Chris Sale
Jose Quintana
Carlos Rodon
Carson Fulmer?
?
Guess Charlie going to be sitting in the dugout til the day he dies
twitter.com
>dumbass food jokes
Would Chollie want it any other way?
That explains it.
Maybe he will be cremated and ashes scattered inside it too
Oh no it's scuba time! Not again!
bryce is actually blood related to cholly, look into it
Fuck muncy
Fuck el gay
Fuck beaners
Fuck the doggie doos
Might be his grand papi from his mother’s side
But they're playing the pie rats?
>barves
that's bullshit but I'll believe it
>soroka pitches a beautiful game
>nuke em shits the bed
fuck this bullpen
Enjoy your 3rd consecutive WS loss
>Enjoy oi yy po ur 3rd consecutive WS loss
yikes
>doogie doos
>94825400
Speak english, retard.
>piss rats
How bad can you be to lose to roadcusb?
EL GAY DOGGIE DOOS
>Enjoy oi yy po ur 3rd consecutive WS loss
Are you having a stroke?
yeah basically he's destined to win the worlds eries for the phillies
It's not over yet.
You now remember when people though Seattle was going to be good this year
I posted it with my ass
Here we go boys! Rev up your Scubas!
Barves fans confirmed low IQ
Boystown style
>road cusb
CUSB ABOUT TO GET WALKED-OFF AGAIN
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y'all mind If I
>scuba
El Gay style
>cusb
DIOS MIOS
4 walks in a row to end it would be a pretty
>road cusb
thing to do.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>SCUBA KEK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good guys win!
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scuba, I
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OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO NO OONNONOONONOON
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>CUSB
>SCUBA
>SCUBA DOOBA DOO
KEK
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>gusbes
Yes it is. The pie rats are shit.
>SCUBA KEKED BY THE COMMONWEALTH OF PENNSYLVANIA AGAON
>buscs
LOL
THE
ABSOLUTE
SHIT
STATE
OF
THE
SCUBA
KEKS
>beating the cubs is equivalent to winning the world series for piss rats fans
cringe
Si Vladito
the fuck is wrong with the cubs lmao
>SCUBA DOOS
cant breathe
fading into the deep abyss
kek absolutely seething
What's the problem with that?
skubkbs
>CUSB
SCUBA DOOS DROPPED A DOO
>NOOOO MY BASED CUBBIES WERE SUPPOSED TO END THE LOSING STREAK TONIGHT THIS ISN'T RIGHT AHHHHHH
skubba dubba doo
yu are poo
got some games to lose now
cubs are still the best team in the league and will win the division
>
Please update the video with this and last night.
Good game, Brewers.
that's a tu quo que!!
see ya in the wild card game kid
Is there a scuba doo video?
i made the scuba shop but not the video
poos kek
hey there cubs.
SCOOBY POO!!!!!
SCUBA KEKS DOING WHAT THEY DO BEST
what team is the resident video maker a fan of?
Video request: Scuba dooba doo! Feature cusb choking highlights and scuba snacks
I think there's two of them, but one makes more than the other. My guess is the main video maker is a based Nationals fan.
I think their funposting presence is much stronger than people are led to believe.
*ahem*
oh that's a no true scotmans fallacy asshole
Scooby = Cubs
Shaggy = Brewers
Fred = Cardinals
Daphne = Reds
Velma = Pirates
Scrappy = White Sox/BAJP
hey watch it thats an ad hominem
>Barves
Oh you pieces of shit with your non sequiturs
This makes sense cause the cardinals fucked the reds pretty hard today
I will make some Nationals/ NL East videos by the end of the season
Rundown me on the fallacy meme
>mest
Make a scuba video
kek scuba
Made some around playoff time last year and others but nope. Idk who the other one is though
Based
>tfw no meme magic run like the rockies in 2007 for this shit team
I like how we're mostly anonymouse it's fun to post
easy on the ad populum there lad
NOOOOOOO TRUEEEEEEE SCOTMSAN!!!!!!!!!!!
skuba kek
cubbles lmao
True it's fun to keep it a mystery...a mystery that shaggy and his gang need to solve kek
that is an appeal to authority fallacy asshole
More like logical phallusus
My Dodgies won again :)
i dunno scoobs, its a mystery how the cusb are still over .500
those aren't the REAL dodgers
CHOLLIE'S PHILLIES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cool the dodgers won again. Prove us wrong in october
Being a cute girl is a lot of fun I bet
holy moly the based phillies win again
Someone tell Keith Hernandez to stop rooting for the other team every single day
>barfs
Thanks doyers
He hates the Coupons
better luck next time, chubs :^)
Your dad would know
It is ;)
literally who?
Papa no :(
post feminine benis
this is utter dementedness
Charlie's Angels
Did not mean to reply to you lol
I'm back, Baby. Did you miss me? Also
>cusb
Adam West Batman is peak capeshit
>Mest
*heems Machimpo*
OH NO NO NO NO THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
yeah seasons done
As a schwarbro can I join ya
Remember when the Mets though they were gonna meme themselves in to a WC spot? That was some funny shit.
You ever hear of optimism?
>Diaz
No because most people that live in Queens can even spell it
yes they can
kek mest... kek
kek mest
phillies getting hot... gonna take their division...
Harper and Realmuto both on Player of the month type paces right now. Need to keep it up in September though
LOL
>mest
OH NONONONONO
>MEST
>MEST
>MEST
>MEST
>MEST
>MEST
>suddenly royals "fans" come out of the woodworks
nice fanbase hillbillies
Albert Pujols is the most egregious compiler of all time and the worst inner circle Hall of Famer.
>keith hernandez chimping out at the umps
My bad
With his contract I'd do the same. Though the worst is just wrong. If he retired after 2011 he'd already be an Inner Circle first Ballot Hall of Famer
Aug 7, 2019
Me: Despite their recent hot streak, the Mets are never going to make the playoffs
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Me: Reasons and history
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Facts and research
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Fast forward to August 16, 2019
Me: The Mets season is over
Mets fans:
thanks diaz, thanks BVW for that amazing fucking trade
no one cares about your stupid copypasta ergspie
what happened here. I looked at the score a minute ago and it was 8-1, now it's 4-1...
Explain scuba to me.
Apparently you do.
>go to LA
>wear hat
>get killed
youtube.com
>if he retired after 2011
But he didn't.
Honestly I had no idea
So he became a declining player who always had an inner circle resume and decided that cashing checks is more important than anything else
Bill Walton is honestly unbearable. Don’t do drugs kids.
Thats my fault sir
>mest
>this is the royals world series in a mediocre year
the royals have just won their equivalent of a world series and so have the pirates and cardinals when the cubbies lost
This did NOT age well
You should be able to beat the Royals.
lololololol who sux lololol
what me? you want user to fucking get an at bat for the mets? haha no
>mest
>barves
>cusb
The royals winning a meaningless game in august is the same as them winning a world series kek
It might be an improvement! Lol, XD!
Mest.
Mests still mad KEK
i mean hey a random user from spee could probably get an AB from the mest lol
HOW DO WE STOP THEM METSBROS
Couldn't be any worse that Teboq
DELETE THIS
congratulate the royals for their middle of the regular season world series against the most injured team in the league
>Mest
Forever tormented by the Roylels
THEY HAVE NO STARTERS
THEY HAVE NO BULLPEN
THEY HAVE NO BATS
WE HAVE NO WINS
its literally one game. they can take the series still
>cusb
A team with deep playoff aspirations should be able to truck my Roylies.
tell your ballpark to be not so fucking gay
>Noah Shittergard
kek! oh no!
kek... mest!
>noper shitterhard
is this a meme or someone dying of a heart attack on their computer
Is there anything more fun on /mlb/ than bullying Mets and Cubs fans?
This team pic related just put the boots to the Playoff Bound New York Mets.
You may be asking, who the fuck is that?
That guy just dad dicked the Pennant Hopeful New York Mets.
>mest
I think Mets and Cubs fans are based and awesome. You are a piece of shit on the other hand.
This team seems a little problematic.
>Scuba Mest
>THE STREAK WAS REAL. WE SWEARZ IT
>WHO CARES ABOUT ALL THOSE BUMS BEING BELOW .500
>THE CHAIR MAN. THE CHAAAAAAAIR
Reminds me of Leltics fans insisting that their team was actually #1 in the East when the only reason they didn’t dip into the 6th seed was because they got to feed off of the rest of their garbage conference
I don't think the streak was anything out of sorts for the Mets. They do have real talent on their team and should not have been as bad as they have been these last couple seasons. Their lineup looks short without McNeil.
>whos
OH NONONO NONONONO IT WAS 3-1
>apehoop
Yet more people get triggered by the circle game hand gesture more than shit like this.
At least that sport is actually thriving and didn’t need roid monkeys to hold the general public’s short attention span.
oh no no no cubbie detected!!!
Speaking of which, where did all those lifelong Jays fans go?
>Leaf
>Likes Basketball
Gee I wonder who's a band wagoner here that just got btfo'd by LA.
Cubs and Mets, the two most prestigious and successful National League franchises, making /mlb/ seethe yet again
>Defends Basketball
>only roid monkeys and raptor leafs watch it.
What did he mean by this?
>Scuba Mest
Both your teams lost to shitty as fuck teams today roflmao
Dabbing on the ewww mest!!! Hahahahahaha guess what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yesterday I saw a walking bug and I called it mest because it was so ew!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha you SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>only two games above .500 now
>playing like shit and destined to lose 8 of their next 10
OH NO NO NO NO METSBROS WE CAN'T BEAT UP ON THE MARLINS AND PIRATES ANYMORE
This
The streak was real you stupid. They're just slumping now.
>the scubmest lost today
Today was a good day
Don't forget the whos and poodres as well.
Rockies
>They're animals! They're not human!
Bullying rags and whos.
As much as nu/mlb/ has been >mest and >cusb ing, it still doesn't match when entire threads got sent to autosage all because of >rags.
And they still have to go up against them again very soon.
Soul
>rags
James Shields lol
Soulless
>scuba
>mest
Stay mad, Mets
scuba doos
I’d bully >meat less if not for their facade if humbleness. New York spirts fan all have the hubris even if they don’t answer to the all night teams Like Janks.
That's a clown post, bro.
You do realize >rags was stolen from /hoc/ right?
based brycie
Time to swoop in and make my thread!
They’re both garbage in their own different ways.
That explains all the soul.
And how!
500
>blots
Wonder how they’re coping nowadays.
As a cubs fan I beg for mercy
New and shit
>mest
Where are Teboq and based Heims?