/nfl/ General - Double Threat Edition

Leave your faggy slapfighting in the last thread. Nobody cares and you're just making it clear that guy got into your head.

Will Tua be the black QB to finally break the curse of black QB meme? (Wilson is a Carlton mixed race black so he's not included here)

Based, but actually reading your thoughts as well

>LAC: Report: Melvin Gordon prepared to miss games
This nigga needs to give it up. His ploy failed. Nobody is going to look favorably on this. He needs to put more work in.

who cares, the age of consent should be 16

>that guy
>not you
kek lol

is green bay gonna do anything this year

Tua is mixed too genuis. He's part Samoan

nothing noteworthy

It should be based on reaching puberty. Anything else is inherently arbitrary and non scientific.

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Going to be a duel of the ages between him and Wilson should Tua end up on the 49ers if Jimmy G busts a knee again.

Arbitrary isn’t always a bad thing bro

>wake up
>another qb dead
wtf

True

Yeah, it's not me. You're both probably autistic queers, but you were slightly worse since you spread your aids to a new thread.

Or here, I'll pretend to be that guy so you feel like the fight is over.

Aughgh fuck you got me user im gay uauuughhhhh UUUHHHHH im bleeding to death you fucked my shit up so hard over the internet that im never going to post again bluhhh im a fag help uhhh quick someone get me some dicks to suck before i die oh wait too late SPLAT X_X

(On my grave it reads "The user you were arguing with is a big dicked heroic chad who will go on to succeed at life at everything because you lost the argument against him. A dog lifts his leg and pisses on my grave. This is the tale of my life.)

It means you are getting Kaepernick! You're Winner!

Also no Jadeveon Clowney for you! That money will go to Kaepernick's account next to his Nike's bank.

Nick Fuentes is cringe

>is a big dicked heroic chad who will go on to succeed at life at everything
>implying I haven’t already

Cool
They'll get trevor Lawrence

eh prolly not

What about Deshaun Watson?

Is this what black boomers find funny

Yeah, clearly. This argument over which one of you was seducing the other and which one of you was gay on the internet in a thread about football is just the latest in a long list of your accomplishments. Should really print it out and frame it on your wall.

"I beat this guy in a sassy argument on the internet who was calling me gay, but he was actually the gay one and I proved it. He thought he would outwit me with clever insinuations that I was gay, but little did he know I had more up my sleeve and proved HE was gay in a thread! He was so vanquished, he stopped responding!"

You are the Gay Argument Yielder

Only if Watson gtfo of Toxins, and then just maybe. Id say if he goes to the Steelers.

>my Hawks won this game

lol how did the packers let us do that

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hes an egomaniac but entertaining

Nice projection, that doesn’t come close to one of my best accomplishments, even just for this website alone.

Does Kaepernick even wanna play football?

Just a friendly reminder.

>NO CHANCE
Dolphins
Bengals
Jaguars
Broncos
Bills
Raiders
Giants
Redskins
Lions
Buccaneers
Cardinals

>FRAUDS
Packers
Ravens
Colts
Texans
Chargers
Bears
Falcons
49ers
Seahawks

>CHALLENGERS
Browns
Titans
Jets
Vikings

>REAL TEAMS
Steelers
Saints
Eagles
Cowboys
Rams
Panthers

>LEGIT DANGEROUS
Chiefs

>KING ON THE THRONE
Patriots

>kyler
Lol

Swap Falcons and Saints

This post is utter garbage. The Titans and Jets are not challengers. The Cowboys will be bad. Cooper is trash. There is no reason to believe Pittsburgh will be better than they were last year (mediocre). This is just what stands out to me at a glance. Terrible 3/10 apply yourself.

>twitter.com/Kaepernick7/status/1159148971106942981
You are getting him, and you are going to fucking like it! Wanted Clowney? Too fucking bad!

Spotted the non turkroach iggles fan

After tonight? Fuck no. Ryan doesn't have it this year. It was a whole half where he couldn't bring his team to beat the Jets backups. At home. With him, the starter, going against them. Falcons back in the trash bin this year.

You're utter garbage. The Jets and Titans are challengers. With Luck questionable and probably out, the Jaguars being a mess/in infancy, the Texans and Titans will duke it out for the south. Titans probably get it.

The Cowboys will not be bad. People keep saying that, and yet they keep winning year in and year out. The Steelers are a juggernaut franchise. They are a real team. They will be fine without AB, just as most teams don't need star WRs to get wins. The Steelers imploded due to drama. That isn't going to happen this year.

So no, you apply yourself. I guarantee the Cowboys, even if they don't make the playoffs(which they probably will), are a strong team of at least 9-7. Same with the Steelers.

stop with the exclamation marks fuckin autist

This but unironically. Murray is 5'9" at best. The short QBs in the league can barely see over the line and he's 3 inches shorter than that. He needs to switch to baseball immediately before he loses his eye for the game.

Whats the matter roach? Afraid your team might actually pick up Kaepernick? I mean I get that Clowney is a pretty decent player, and you guy's need a named Linebacker aside Bradham. But Wentz future is key, and he needs backups! So why not pick up and spend all the money on Kaepernick for Wentz sake?

Running backs will always get shit on. Sustained success is incredibly rare due to injuries at the position and "so-so" backs are a diamond dozen.

Rookie deals for running backs should only be 2 years so they can make some money before they have to retire from their 50th concussion at age 28.

>diamond dozen
I know this is probably intentional for Yea Forums hahas, but on the offchance it isn't, the term is "dime a dozen"

Kaepernick has already said a hundred times that he will refuse any job where he's not the guaranteed starter for all 16 games. He ain't coming back.

SPBP
Most insightful commentary I've seen all year.

I'm literally in this thread, fag. He's not me.

>diamond dozen
kek how have I never heard that one

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You forget Howie Roseman's GM magic!

These reddit niggas got me feeling old as fuck. Bout to turn 360 degrees and walk away from this entire website

At least bleep the n word when you say it like n**** for example dude

Hate the Iggles.
>they keep winning year in and year out
Not playoff games lmao! Same as the Stoolers. Neither franchise has given any indication they are poised for a deep playoff run in the last 5 years. And they are both still coached by Garrett and Tomlin. Good luck outperforming that. Oh and in case anyone was wondering I'm actually a Jags fan and yes, >we are going to be shit again this year so don't accuse me of being unrealistic.

You're retarded. I'm aware of the meme, which is why I prefaced it like that you Xbox faggot.

But he will start when Wince goes down by week 2

>Kyler
Lol

>hate the Iggles
Yep non turkroach Iggles fan spotted.

Bye. Don't back out, bitch. Funko pop awaits.

>Not playoff games lmao! Same as the Stoolers. Neither franchise has given any indication they are poised for a deep playoff run in the last 5 years
I didn't say they were poised for a deep playoff run you retarded fuckwad. Why would I include like 12 teams to make "deep playoff runs"? They're just real teams, as in I expect them to get 9-12 wins and to be a team other teams don't really want to run into.

The Steelers haven't had a losing record in two fucking decades you idiot. And the Cowboys have won big for many seasons in a row.

>I'm a Jaguars fan
Oh, no wonder you're retarded.

I hope she sees this bro

They play the 49ers twice in three weeks right before their bye.

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Teams that don't have a shot at a deep playoff run shouldn't be counted as "real teams" then. Not my fault your tier labels are fucking stupid.
And you're right, I should root for a team that isn't in my hometown, I'm such a retard. Can you suggest a better team to root for seeing as you're such a football guru?

I'm a new fag on /nfl/. Apart from the rules of handegg, is there anything I need to know?

do you realize how many different flags I've seen make this post only to never show up again

>Teams that don't have a shot at a deep playoff run shouldn't be counted as "real teams" then. Not my fault your tier labels are fucking stupid.
...They do have a shot you stupid fuck. They're just not all going to make it. Some of them are going to lose. You know, only 2 teams make the Championship game in each conference.

Jesus christ. This is my last (You). Literal brainlet retard you are.

>Can you suggest a better team to root for
No, go ahead and stick with them. You fit right in.

Clowney would be nice but he is not needed. Eagles D-Line is fine. Eagles mostly use 2 linebackers, >we'll be fine. so stop projecting retard.

I will try to shitpost here from time to time. But I will watch the season for sure since I bought the NFL game pass on a whim and since I do night shifts at work, I will have something fun to watch.

>I didn't say they were poised for a deep playoff run you retarded fuckwad
B-b-but
>They do have a shot you stupid fuck
Then don't include them on your real teams list jackass. Baseless tiers full of hot takes. You must be a professional sports journalist.

>6. Bills

>Seething his team going to overpay for Kaepernick as a glorified backup soon starter

not an argument

Clowney would be added to help the rotation out tocurve the biggest issues the Iggles had last year, and that being injuries on the defense.

It's a fact, and you know it is why you are seething inside. And quite pottery if you ask me for spending 130 on Wince, and then being stuck with 108 dead money as he is replaced by a 50 million dollar backup turn starter in Kaepernick.

Try to view football like soccer. Many drives (possessions) will be ultimately meaningless and result in no score but the back and forth posturing/positioning that goes on before the play is actually extremely complex and nuanced. Scoring is difficult and should be. Also the fact that there are only 16 games in the regular season means that every single game counts a lot. This is what differentiates the NFL season from so many other sports.

you are fuckin retarded.

Where did shiggy diggy doo come from? It’s a fresh meme no?

Who are the New England Patriots going to play in this year's Super Bowl?

Is there any team in the NFC that can beat the Patriots this year?

I know you are, but what am I. I can tell you that right now, and that's not being a retarded iggles fan like yourself Roach. Enjoy Kaep, he will love kneeling with his good friend Jenkins during the season.

Kys

>imagine thinking Eagles will pay 50 million dollars to Kaep and calling others retarded
this is, huh, wow

Wait don’t actually kys tho lol

Okay, then you are delusional and retarded since your club keeps saying Wince's health is top priority, and all but one QB backup is kill. Your team gonna pay Kaep all the money in panic mode once Thorson dies next week.

you are such a faggot taking a shitpost this seriously.

Kyler Murray is going to be the biggest bust of the decade

and youre a faggot for not laughing at them

Im going to bust all over your face if you keep talking about my boy Kyler like that.

>my boy
You own this nigger? Get him off the field

>NFC NORTH

Vikings 11-5
BEARS 9-7
Lions 6-10
Packers 5-11

>NFC SOUTH
Saints 10-6
Bucs 8-8
Falcon 5-11
Panthers 3-13

>NFC WEST
Seattle 12-4
49ers 9-7
Rams 7-9
Cardinals 2-14

>NFC East

Cowboys 10-6
Eagles 9-7
Giants 6-10
R**skins 1-15

>Bucs 8-8
No
>Panthers 3-13
No
>Seattle 12-4
No
>Rams 7-9
No

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We wont see that frenchy post ever again.

Just a freindly reminder you suck dicks

If he was reading Yea Forums the second coming would have happened already.

The second coming shot himself in a bunker in 1945. We are now living in hell world. Satan won.

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

Forgot my pic

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don't think the afc is really that much better.

>diamond dozen
Do you know what double birds are?

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So that wasn't the starters for the Falcons O-line...right?

>getting rid of a better QB that you drafted in the 1st round a year previous for a 2nd round pick and drafting a manlet 1st overall
meme team

Gonna watch the Cardinals games this season to see if anyone dies.

From alcohol poisoning?

/nfl/, I present to you, the 2019 NFL season records and playoffs.

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>Vikings 11-5
LOL

Bears
Only 1 yard from reaching OT in their last matchup and lost by a 7.

>Bears
Almost as retarded as
>6. Bills

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Is he elite?

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>1. Kyler Murray

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The Eagles O-line and D-line have to be the deepest groups in the league. They have quality all the way through, it's crazy.

bitchknees ban evading as always, so pathetic soooooo 18-1hurt

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>DAL: Report: Holdout Zeke shedding LBs in Mexico
>holdout
>get out of shape
Peak weakmind. If you're holding out and not spending all your time in the gym maximizing your value, you don't have what it takes.

And yet their QBs are getting g injured at an alarming rate

>joking that a player's been cut

Fire that assbag

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I present to you, your 2019 MVP

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Who?

Should I wear my Mack or Trubisky jersey today?

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not many defenders have ever had realistic chances at being mvp

Wear a hoodie and get yourself in the gym, fatass

well that was a random comment

>XXL
Does your weight start with a 3 by any chance?

Why is the NFL so retarded when it comes to playoff stats? Surely they matter MORE than regular season ones. You're getting these yards, TD's, receptions, tackles, sacks against the top teams in the league. People act as if Peyton Manning still has the TD record when Brady BTFO, d it already.

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>XXL
but that's wrong, retard

Clickbait. Hes down to the "low 220s" which is exactly what is likely a little heavier than he even runs at

/nfl/ is the worst general on Yea Forums.
Awful trips
No OC or jokes
Facebook / Boomers humor
Least knowledgeable about its own sport
Still better than reddit so you stay.

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Then what’s your weight fatty?

/nba is worse la

and yet you're here. Congrats Nigel.

LBs over QBs fag, this is Chicago.

Rodgers just wants the bbc

So what excuse will Erin have next week as to why he’s not going to play?

>Vikings taking their division
based

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>week 17
>control your own destiny
>just need to beat a team that already made the playoffs
>lose

lol

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>2019
>still not having a defense

52

1000 DAYS

that's where you're wrong kiddo

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you should wear either one tightly around your neck

Don't forget
>against backups for half the game

>wins the nfc north

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>according to Rex Ryan

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>loses in the first round

>burrs think they can repeat after the embarrassment they went through while being touted as the next ‘85 bears
OH NO NO NO

>5-25 against teams with a winning record
>1-6 against teams with a winning record in 2018
>0 playoff wins
>6-13 in primetime games
>1-12 in Monday and Thursday games
>13-23-2 in road games

lol

I reckon the Titans should use the sword as their logo instead of the thumbtack

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>best defense last year
>defense remains in tact
>mitch improves
>new offensive pieces
>new kicker

we're guaranteed to make the playoffs

and all of that is about to change this year

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Black Boomers gave us Richard Pryor, Dave Chappell and Chris Rock. This is what black traumatic brain injury sufferers find funny

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>he believes this
>in the same breath thinks the Vikings will regress while the exact same applies
Ok retard

>kyler murray was a diva bitch at A&M who quit on the team when he played like shit and didn't get the starting job
>goes to a conference that plays no defense and has an air raid coach that puts up monster numbers as a result
>plays against a real team in alabama and gets so utterly destroyed the midget BSOD on national TV
>media hypes him as the next god QB
>lie about his height for some fucking reason, everyone can tell he's fucking 5'6 what the fuck
Fuck kyler murray

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>blog posting
oh man you sure got me

>frog posting
oh man you sure got me

>no-image posting
oh man you sure got me

i mean, yeah, thats kind of been the narrative for the vikes the past few decades.
at this point, its all in good fun.
vikes fans appreciate self deprecating humor

Panthers need to be moved to challengers.

Seethe harder vicuck

>making fun of yourself

supreme cuck

>w-we like being the ass end of the league
>it’s b-b-banter guys

not seething at all my friend

insecure

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sneedattle sneedhawks

You’re pathetic. God vicuck fans are disgusting.

imagine being this much of a cuck

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umad?

Why are vicucks the least loyal fans on earth? No other fanbase shits on their team over every little thing as much as they do.

who's the best backup QB in the league right now? like good enough that a team would trade for him if their QB went down during preseason

Nick Foles

That’s literally Nick Foles right now

Uh Doug Williams won a super bowl sweaty

he's the starting QB for the jags, retards

God you’re retarded

Prob a guy like Tannehill if your defense was good enough and your starter would be back within 4 weeks

So which team will be relocated to Greenland once Trump buys it? I'm thinking the Jaguars will be the one to go.

>38-7

(Polar) Bears or Vikings

>1 full season in 3 years

I'm not an Eagles fan friend I just like laughing at Minnesomalia and their inability to win an NFC Championship :)

yooo, fantasy btw, does the yahoo platform supports bye weeks for 6 teams playoffs, a/sp/ies?

>pre-2008
every black and white person in the South say "y'all" as a colloquial phrase; get mocked by transplants/outsiders whenever heard

>2009: twitter is invented
black twitter sees they cousin from Atlanta using the word, suddenly Derrick from Detroit & Demetrius from East St. Louis starts using it because they think it's "our word"/some kind of black culture thing

>[current year]
white guilt liberals and obnoxious self-oblivious millennial women co-opt the word from Black Twitter because they DESPERATELY pine to sound like the black people they lust over, never had any identity growing up in White Suburbia Portland, and are hypocrites that will steal anything that makes them seem more woke/less white

til;dr Tayleign McMayonaise trying to sound urban by using the words that got you called a country nigger 10 years ago. White women are evil.

That’s pretty sad desu senpai

Not as sad as being a Vicuck fan I'm sure

Y'all always has been and always will be a southern word used by all in the south. Y'all can fuck off.

Nah, I love being a fan. Anyone who lets others’ opinions affect them supporting their team probably shouldn’t watch sports.

>Carson Wentz has an injury history
>Backup QBs getting hurt in preseason
>mfw I see "experts" unironically suggest they should trade Lane or Dillard for Jadeveon Clowney

heavy.com/sports/2019/08/eagles-trade-lane-johnson-for-jadeveon-clowney/

Why do people get paid to write stuff like this

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why are you asking here?

Which two QBs will be THE guys after Brady and Brees are gone?

>steelers
>vikings
>jets
are you being stupid on purpose?

Cope

that nfcn is incredibly biased over reality and you know it

talking heads are saying mahomes and wentz

trubisky would throw 4 interceptions against playoff belichick

>Titans
I don't think >we are challengers desu, >we're just kinda... there, and average. Maybe a Wild Card spot, but that's it.

4 other teams beat the in the regular season

Titans
Lions
Dolphins
Steelers

See how those matchups play out in the playoffs

Wentz has the talent, but he is too fragile

>>defense remains in tact
no
>>mitch improves
not every quarterback improves
>>new offensive pieces
barely

nice try

>Panthers 3-13

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Second time’s the charm to try and insult someone right? This is how we know you’re pathetic away from the keyboard

nbcsports.com/chicago/bears/one-nfl-analyst-thinks-khalil-mack-could-be-line-break-single-season-sack-record-2019

So /nfl/, will he?

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Why does every retard pretend Tampa Gay is a competent team

Lmao no. Pagano is gonna but him in coverage every snap

>8-8
>competent
That’s some low standards you got

Seethe more namefag

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Unlikely. Suh and Fowler couldn't do much even though opposing o-lines were focused on Donald. The Bears don't have a compliment for Mack so he'll get double teamed exclusively.

His injuries haven't been concerning though. Any qb would have suffered that acl tear with that hit and the back stress fracture isn't concerning. I have faith in Phillys medical staff passing him off as okay given that they just paid the dude

This was done by the Washington Post too which is liberal leaning and hates the name. When will whites get over it and realize the majority of Native Americans like the name and even have high school teams named the same.

>acl tears and bone fractures
>not concerning
I’ve never seen this much cope before. It’s astounding. The fact that he hasn’t finished more than a single season and yet got big payout should do nothing BUT concern you.

NOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS

Yeah he tore his ACL getting speared in the knee by two players, that's not really indicative of being injury prone, you probably don't remember Stafford early on in his career having the same label

>parents went to the bears game last week and didn't invite me
>going to a friend's house to watch the game tonight and didn't invite me either

should i be angry?

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Stafford hasn’t missed a snap since 2010. Wentz has missed many snaps since he started, and isn’t showing signs of stopping because he’s an idiot who makes dumb moves on unnecessary plays.

N

Are the Redskins back???

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>Rex Ryan
No

Yes Stafford didn't miss a snap since 2010 but his first two years he played 14 games you retard

You are using a 3 year sample size with 1 catastrophic injury and another related to it to say that the Eagles shouldn't even bother lmao thank god you're not a GM

Stafford wasn’t signed to a $130 million contract after the 2010 season you dumb nigger. Wentz just sunk your entire teams cap space for the next 4 years with no guarantee that he’ll stay healthy

>isn’t showing signs of stopping because he’s an idiot who makes dumb moves on unnecessary plays.

Thank you for letting me know you literally didn't watch him last year lmao

Those are some nice milkers.

They unironically have a top 2 dline in the nfl, and their starters looked amazing on defense last night, but it was the bengals.

Their defense was also top 5 last year before they all died of injury.

But the packers?????? This list should include the cowboys

Them pulling him in 2018 was more precautionary than it was for him actually being injured to the point or being unplayable. The back stress fractures were minor, the dude was playing with them. None of his injuries are indicative of being "fragile" and he didn't play stupid in 2018 (if you actually watch the games instead of projecting youd see this). The dude will be fine. There's a difference between having shit like perpetually broken knees like Jay Ajayi and having one off injuries. Wentz' knee wasn't troubled at all in 2018 and there's no glaring reason his back will keep acting up.

Time will tell. Good thing my team didn’t just ruin its cap space because of a qb

Yeah because your team probably has a shit QB or hasn't paid up yet, at least the Eagles got a ring from his rookie contract window

>if you don’t overpay your QB then your qb is shit
Seethe. The only QB capable of winning that Owl is a starter for another team

You won't be able to convince Eagles fans they should be concerned. Howie Roseman has done an amazing job and the team is fucking stacked. Wentz really is one of the only concerns and a lot of people aren't concerned about him anyway

I love how you ignored the part of my post that said "hasn't paid up yet"

Care to out your team anonymous retard?

Ravens

OH NO NO NO

Lameme will never be good enough to even ask for $30 million no wonder you're so fucking stupid and unaware of how actual passers are getting paid

LMAO

Easily the best GM in NFL and I fucking hate the eagles. They're absolutely stacked everywhere. The only weakness they have is Wentz getting hurt, which honestly has a strong chance of happening.

Cope harder retard. Ravens are projected for an easy walk into the playoffs. Eagles will be lucky to break even

Based.

>Easy walk into the playoffs

You're not even projected to win the division lmao

Can’t wait for the Niggles to miss the playoffs and to watch their retard fans seethe and resort to >muh ring

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Pay Dak sweetheart, he's so much better than Wince you won't regret it

Holy fuck I hate the eagles but this is the most retarded thing I've read all day

Ravens need a real QB unless they are going to win every game 17-10

Ok niggle fan. You can always spot a niggles fan because they make it their first statement to pretend that they’re not a fan.

what did aaron mean by this?

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Speaking of QBs and cap trouble. Really hope that moronic organization meets Dak's even more moronic demands

NFC east is going to be a wild shitshow this year, but it always is

BASED

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Apparently if you have a brain and are aware of the Steelers and Browns having a real QB with real offenses not from 1944 you must be an Eagles fan lol

I'm a Redskins fan you fucking faggot, doesn't mean I cant state the obvious. Just like Eagles fans will tell you Ryan Kerrigan is the most underrated player in the NFL.

Cope harder losers. Year of the Raven and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.

>Daeshon Hall is such a stiff on the Panthers that he DOESN'T MAKE THE ROSTER ONE YEAR AFTER BEING TAKEN IN THE THIRD ROUND
>Goes to the Eagles and suddenly decides he can play

Fuck players like this.

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I wouldn’t want to play for the Panturds either

Theres a handful of teams in the afc Baltimore literally has no fucking chance in hell of getting past

RG3 broke NFL rookie records his first year. Had way better games than Jackson. I would wait a couple seasons before waving your banner around you fucking ratbird

All i see are angry incels who can’t cope with the ravens dominance

Dallas has the worst fanbase in the NFL and no one else is even remotely close

""""Dominance""""" your RB masquerading as a passer had like 30 yards of passing for most of the game against a meme defense that Brady torched with bums

The Eagles' defensive scheme makes anyone good.

t. Niggles fan

You respond to people like a middle schooler

Fuck Dallas. I hope Dak gets 40 million

Some guys need a wake up call and a new system before they figure things out

Not true our corners are taught to jump every route by Jim or something because they all get fucking torched by double moves historically

Pass rushers get to look good because they play next to Cox/Graham and their only responsibility is to go upfield

Better than being an middle schooler like yourself.

t. Incoming high school freshman

Why is the NFC east so significant? Even Sean Mcvay came from the NFC east. Why is it the best and most entertaining division in football?

>Hall gets to play alongside Myles Garrett at Texas A&M
>People think he's good enough to be an early-round draft pick
>He isn't and it turns out he was just taking advantage of all the attention that defenses gave Garrett

How often does this happen? I remember back in the day when Julius Peppers was such a monster at UNC that the Chiefs fell for the "Ryan Sims is good too" meme and had it blow up in their face.

We have the most history, the most Owl wins, the most hatred in our rivalries

Is there any other division in football where every team has won a super bowl?

And 4 big markets

$300 to fuck this trap. Should I do it, lads?

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packers werent top 5 last year before all their starters died, but they werent bad then fixed some big holes
agree they probably wont be top 5 though, even if it isnt the worst rex take

I was talking about the redskins. They were top 5 before they died of injury. Imagine thinking the Packers have a top 2 dline LMAO.

Your other top 2 better be the Eagles line if you're that high on the Skins or you're smoking crack

Kerrigan is technically an OLB

Top 4 lines in NFL in any order:

Redskins
Eagles
Browns
Texans

oh I know that, I was just saying the packers lost all their starters too, but they werent a bad defense before that
no way they have a top 2 DL, but neither do the redskins

Redskins are fucking stacked at Dline. Daron Payne, Allen, Ionnidas, Settle. They also have Kerrigan on the outside and montez sweat

Holy autism

Their dline is why they started the season 6 and 3 and beat the packers too. It's the only good part of their team. Are you a casual?

Delusion

You may only reply to this comment if your team is undefeated

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Name a dline better that's not included. Why are so many casuals in this thread?

They were also leading the NFL in sacks before they died of injury and still finished the season top 5. I would actually take the eagles out of that list and put Chicago instead

Bears you dumb nigger

Bears and Rams for one

See post above you

$(ers have a vastly underrated dline

only division to stand up to a certain team in the superbowl

You’re smoking crack if you think the Eagles don’t have a top 5 dline

Bears, Vikings, Rams, Seahawks

>Seahawks
I'm a hawks fan and can honestly say they have a bottom three dline, especially regarding pass rush.

LOL no.

Elaborate or sit down

Says to elaborate yet he's the one arguing against the list LOL

I accept your concession of defeat graciously.

Still waiting for you to argue against this list with facts.

Top 5 in any order:
Bears
Browns
Redskins
Texans
Eagles

Maybe if they still had Long and Bennett
Bennett was their only performer for long stretches last season.

Rams lost 2 key players on dline

49ers

The guy behind Dalton is a total Chad. The steal of the draft.

Vikings

Underrated but they still need to prove it

Replace browns and skins with 9ers and Vikings

Wait the eagles lost Bennet and Long? Take them off the list if it's just Cox and a bunch of jobbers.

Patterson is a great dline coach, they def. have argument for top 5. Will be interesting to see how Hunter plays this year

Long retired I think just this off season

didn't ask

Lots of second year dudes stepping up hard for the DLine. Hercules Mata’Afa and Ifeadi Odenigbo both look to be solid if they continue their preseason progress. Hunter is looking to have a huge season, and Weatherly is nothing but a sponge for knowledge and technique from Hunter and Griffen. I hope Griffen can stay healthy and perform well, because he still has a few more years in him. Linval Joseph is still a hulking mountain of a man and Shamar Stephen will be interesting to see add to this.

On paper it's hard to see Vikings not win that division

I'm pretty sure Bennett is with the Pats now

It’s all going to come down to the synergy of the new components. I’m hopeful that the new scheme tweaks will work out, but it’ll take time to see

Redskins should have a great Dline considering they have 4 #1 draft picks on it, too bad they fucking suck everywhere else. Cowboys win the east this year

On paper sure but look at what happened last year, I really am curious to see how they do this year.

not really. theyre hardly more talented than the bears and packers, but with a terrible OL and cant run the ball

He's right you know

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>just revamped the OLine and changed the scheme to accommodate for its weaknesses
>shit

Are you a delusional Cowboys fan? I feel like most fans unbiased to the division would have Philly taking it. They have so much talent on the roster right now

Defense is a wash practically with bears, and they have way more offensive talent, and just spent offseason fixing oline

My seahawks will dab on thr nfc west

Patriots
Chiefs
Steelers
Texans
Chargers
Jets

Panthers
Eagles
Rams
Packers
Bears
Falcons

>panthers
>falcons
>packers
This is the worst list posted so far

9-7 ceiling

Falcons are the only truly outlandish pick there. They're going 5-11 or worse probably. The other two you can make a case for making it.

t. assmad aintsfag
enjoy watching the next AB cripple your cap for half a decade

>"""""""revamped"""""" OLine
adding one or two rookies is sure to rock the boat on a 5 man line that whiffed the most blocks last year. do you know how many teams have been trying to revamp their line for years? they need at least several new quality starters to be a function line
>changed the scheme
does the scheme change include somehow getting the linemen to block better? they couldnt run against light boxes last year, that has nothing to do with scheme. outside zone is a quick way to lose yards if the linemen cant seal their blocks
bears have better corners, pass catching depth, and run game. you cant just expect a rookie center and 3rd day picks to "fix" a line in one offseason, or no team would have bad olines

"no"

This assumes that Michael Thomas can take the top off a defense like Brown can. I agree that he's a frontrunning shit though.

I mean they went 10-6 last year with a worse roster

what is it about the Vikings that makes it so easy to live rent free in someone's mind?

no.

>added rookies
>switched people back to positions they’re batter add
>added new schemes to make blockers better at what they’re good at
I get that it’s vogue to hate the Vikings, but ignoring obvious upgrades makes you look stupid

Yeah and you can make this argument for every NFL team ya doofus. "Our roster got better and we improved this year so our record last year is our floor!" is not how it works.

Having 0 rings probably

Kevin is a Packers fan. Of course he's going to downplay the Vikings.

Redskins defense is unironically elite.

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>ARZ: Kyler Murray struggles in 2nd preseason start
are they going to correct his sidearm delivery

So because we have no rings, that makes it easier for us to live rent free in peoples’ heads?

They can't correct being a midget

Are you mad your parents have more of a social life than you?

No. Their defense is '03-'04 elite and their oline/running game will be '78 elite. Oh yea and Brady I guess.

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Yeah, less shit to unpack upon move in cause you dont need a trophy case lmao

Too bad they have a meme offense. They'll go 8-8 again this year, like the last 5 years. How can a team be so middle of the road every year?

You thought that sounded clever, but you still admit that we live rent free in your head despite no rings. Makes you sound ultra pathetic

I dont even anti vikings shitpost usually. I'm just sick of seeing it in every thread recently. And that was a good joke so fuck you bud

What the fuck was Elway thinking?

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lul
I rest my case

“legacy secured for another year”

>lolol I was just joking xD

I wasnt joking. They dont require a trophy case as they have no trophies

>yikes

>FLACCO IS ELITE
flacco’s Pubic Hair BTFO

When counting stats, generally they only count regular season to include everyone. It's a bit unfair when some guys get to play more games cause they go deep in the playoffs, than others who only play 16.

It's not retarded at all, passing, rushing, receiving, sacks etc are all regular season counted. It's just the way it is. Same as in NBA.

>chorgers finna chorge

Melvin Gordon holding out is expected. He wants more money than what he's worth. But
>Keenan Allen out for preseason
>Derwin James with a walking boot
Fugg

they will probably be better but the core issue was linemen missing individual blocks. Football Outsiders counted the Vikings as the team with the most missed blocks in the league. Offensive lines are not that easy to fix, and the individuals wont just start making better blocks because someone next to them is beating their man. Even if they improve, it takes a lot of upgrades to improve from where they were. A single offseason "fix" is just a silly projection from how bad they were

OH NO NO NO

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Every time I order from pizza hut there is a problem.

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Imagine not having sex for 64 days. Sounds like torture

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>ordering chain pizza instead of mom & pop pizza

You're missing out

>When counting stats, generally they only count regular season to include everyone. It's a bit unfair when some guys get to play more games cause they go deep in the playoffs, than others who only play 16.
That's kinda moot anyways as quarterbacks rarely ever play the same number of games. Some guy might be better than Drew Brees, but if he gets injured a bunch of times and has to miss games, he won't touch his records anyways. Some guys, like Eli Manning, will drag down an NFL team just to elongate their career. So regular season stats really aren't that fair either. And if anything, those QBs should be rewarded for making the playoffs more often anyways as it means they're good.

>Every time I order
If you're regularly ordering pizza, there's a problem. Lose weight.

/Bills Owl 2020/

None of my mom & pop stores deliver. Also, I have a free large pizza to redeem from Pizza Hut.

>Walk 4 miles to work each day
>Hour workout after work
Ordering once or twice a month doesn't hurt me, user.

George Kittle breaking down his play:

youtube.com/watch?v=SPDIbCDdN8Y

So good. Man, I wish I could find the first song there but I could never find the name of it. NFL uses it all the time and I always liked it.

God I can't wait for the bloody season to start so people will stop shitposting from training camp.

Try Uber Eats or GrubHub

You spend an hour walking to work every day? Sounds shitty.

Go fuck yourself, limey

You work every day? sounds shitty

Bulk stats in general are overrated imo. Efficiency is more important.

I mean we all saw Emmit Smith at the end of his career caring so damn hard about bulk stats. Ergh.

I could drive or take the bus, but walking is more relaxing.

Oh no someone insulted me over the internet, how will I ever recover??!! :( :(

Based Nigel

>6. Bills

RIP

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Ha you're funny they didn't even say that. Realistically the bills and jest both have a shot this year

>JEST

see

Lmao jest
Bills sweep this year

AAAAAAHAHAHA

Bills wildcard incoming, pls, it's funny every time.

>4. Bills
>5. Patriots

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Imagine using the word doofus in 2019 faggot. And their ceiling is realistically 11-5 unless Wilson gets injured, then it would be 3-13

>3.Jets

but isnt >6. Bills a forced meme because you guys think it has no chance of happening? I dont get what you mean

Bills should win at least 10 games this season

>1. Bills
>6. Bills

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t. mad doofus

>Bills

1. Chiefs
2. Steelers
3. Texans
4. Jets
5. Chargers
6. Browns

1. Rams
2. Panthers
3. Vikings
4. Eagles
5. Cowboys
6. Lions

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>6. Jets

>he doesn't hang out with NFL players

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>6. Lions

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6 seeded Browns vs 6 seeded Lions in the Super Bowl. The winner is the underdog lions.

Sucks Madden prediction

Madden 20 is actually really fun. My only problem with it is the Glitches and how every player without a facescan looks like absolute shit

I’ve sworn off madden since they decided to add next to nothing worth a damn every year and still charge $60

I still have Madden 2005, can Madden 20 even conpete?

youtube.com/watch?v=Ug3g3F9gwGM

>I feel like I could die
>I feel like I don't care if I survive, I survive

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>Tits above Colts
Stop seething Mariota

Madden if you don't play the zoomer P2W gamemode (MUT) is pure fucking trash, gameplay is still a series of dicerolls with horrible AI, and the franchise mode has less features than Madden 2008 with horrendous simming results so you can't even expect real plausible outcomes if you sim

The biggest complaint I’ve seen about Madden is the graphics because of shit like “Lamar jackson’s shoulderpads are too wide” and then point at this shit as a better game

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>there are "people" ITT that haven't taken the footballidiotpill

QBs need real human bones in order to play in the NFL regularly, not those paper mache ones Wentz has

Luck is ded. Colts ain't doing shit this year.

Yeah you have to work with the sliders in the new games or else the CPU QB will go 25/26 for 400 yards and never miss a pass, pressure doesn't affect them and all their WR's get open/catch everything while yours will drop the ball at the slightest bit of contact

You tried this meme last year, didn’t go so well for you

ive heard more people complain about lamar jackson not getting any rushing yards in a simulated season rather than his player's graphics

That only happens if you play against the cowboys which is very realistic

Yeah getting crushed by the Chiefs, a real team, after the Colts got a meme streak against trash really opened my eyes.

wait are you an actual clots fan lol, like why lmfao

>made it to the divisional in a year no one expected them to make the playoffs
>meme streak
Fucking lmao. Keep seething Titsfag, daily reminder that you will NEVER beat Luck, ever

>"Me Elway. Me like tall qb, tall equal good. Young tall Qbs bad and not work. me try old tall qb this time. Work for sure."

twitter.com/PFF_Steve/status/1162405012485627905

wait are you the same clotter buttmad that quenton nelson (who?) didnt make the nfl top 100 lmaoooo

The league fucked up and let them somehow get the best oline in football. Its lucks world now.

They should be complaining about him completing passes.

Without Luck:
Texans: 9-7 (4-2)
Titans: 9-7 (3-3)
Jags: 8-8
Colts: 4-12

With luck:
Colts: 10-6
Texans: 7-9
Titans: 7-9
Jags: 7-9

The AFC South needs to be disbanded, when was the last time a team from there was actually fucking relevant in the playoffs? 2009 with Peyton?

Tits > Texans

Pittsburgh Steelers.
Their 2018 record: 9-6-1. You thought they made the playoffs last year, right? So did they, amigo, so did they. Last year I wondered out loud if the Steelers were ever on the same page. 2018 proved that they were not. In fact, 2018 proved that the Steelers all hate each other FAR more than they hate any given opponent. They let Le’Veon Bell hold out for the entire season, just to teach him a lesson. They looted his locker. Their chosen union reps, who in theory would offer support for Bell, did the precise opposite and openly dumped on him in public. Unions are for pussies... at least in our world. The kind of manly-man bullshit that the towel-eaters in the stands prize more than their own offspring. Only in Pittsburgh would the union reps be cops. The bag of pus they pay to throw passes openly dumped on OTHER members of the team, plus his own OC, and then bragged that he was entitled to do so. They even feuded with the line of scrimmage.

I wish that were the end of it. I really do. We could ALL use a break from this team’s seemingly endless reserve of bullshit. Alas, they keep ladling it out like they’re working a soup kitchen line. This is the most aggressively stupid team in the whole sport. They forgot that a safety punt is a live ball. They blew a game to Jon Gruden because their kicker apparently wore bowling shoes onto the field. They called a fullback dive on a fake punt (it did not work). They lost a road game to the Broncos because they are statistically unable to ever win a single game after flying due west. Their defensive coordinator game-planned for Tyler Eifert despite the fact that Eifert broke his ankle months prior. They beat the Patriots in December and couldn’t make hay of it. And, of course, their best player skipped what would turn out to be his final game with the team because he couldn’t stand being around the quarterback one second longer. Can’t argue with him there.

Brady the last 4-5 years has been arguably the greatest stretch of QB play ever, only Rodgers from 2010-2014 even comes close

This is how a 7-2-1 start collapses into irrelevance. This is how a Super Bowl contender idles itself into fraudulence. This is how fans who choke pregnant ladies in the stands end up with a team built in their own, pathetic self-image. You will not find a drop of shame anywhere within a 400-mile radius of this team’s stadium. That’s why the Steelers will fuck up in the EXACT same way at all the EXACT same times all over again, and again and again and again. They’ve got a process now.

>Your coach: Mike Tomlin
who should really quit. For real. Just leave, man. Get the fuck out of there. Save yourself. Take a sabbatical and go botch fourth down calls for Florida or something for a year to refresh your soul. Because this is only getting worse. These trash fans will never accept Tomlin as the equal to CAHER or Chuck Noll, and these players will never stop bitching each other out. Tomlin has already proven to be a poor manager of outsized personalities, and it doesn’t help that his breathtaking fuckhead of a boss, GM Kevin Colbert, undercuts him by saying shit like this:

How are you supposed to coach a team when the man upstairs says one player you’re in charge of is more equal than the others? This is a dysfunctional franchise, absolutely devoid of anything resembling professionalism, and it’s been that way for a while. Paint fucking Bengal stripes on them already. At least it’ll show everyone their real identity.

>the Browns almost beat the Saints last year if it weren’t for their kicker
>the Steelers would’ve beat the Saints if it wasn’t for refball PI
>the Saints would’ve had the 3 seed
>Bears vs Rams in the NFCCG
>Bears vs Patriots in the owl
>yfw da bears get btfo 73-0 in da superb owl

>Your quarterback: GO AWAY.
[Stormy Daniels] says he asked her for a “good night kiss.” She refused. She says he pushed lightly on her door as they stood outside her hotel room.

“I was terrified. I am rarely terrified,” Daniels wrote, saying (Ben) Roethlisberger responded, saying, “‘Come on.’”

She closed the door and writes that Roethlisberger “stood outside, not leaving” while knocking at her door for several minutes but eventually left.

This is your captain. Big Ben is the man who thinks the best way to lead your team is by systematically alienating anyone else who might dare take the shine off him. Oh but everyone ELSE is a diva. Sure, yes, that’s it. Not only have the Steelers stood by Football Kobe while he’s menaced porn actresses outside hotel rooms, run off vital colleagues, led the league in picks, and threatened to retire whenever the training table isn’t to his liking. No, they went and extended his ass anyway. I feel like Trump just got re-elected.

The Steelers would follow Big Ben and his gray dick to the ends of the Earth but they’ll be damned if one of the guys he throws to gets another buck out of them. Both Ben and the Steelers are fucked in the head. I hope he gets decapitated by a boomerang.

Don't forget how dogshit the Saints looked against the ghosts of the Eagles secondary for 3 quarters, they were overrated as fuck after week 13 last year

>What’s new that sucks:
Great news: Megabucks GLORY BOY Antonio Brown was finally shipped off to Oakland, and you didn’t even get a first-rounder for it. But on the bright side, you don’t have to worry about THAT guy destroying team chemistry by catching 120 balls for 1,600 yards ever again. FINALLY. That was a real burden for you guys! Now Big Ben can just sit back, relax, stuff a Primanti Brothers hoagie into his lower lip, and fling off passes to AB’s replacement: Donte Moncrief. Yes, THAT Donte Moncrief. Huge upgrade. JuJu Smith-Schuster is also back. Everything that the Steelers have done to Le’Veon and Antonio Brown, they’re going to do again to JuJu in 2020. Ben Roethlisberger already has a PowerPoint deck ready that outlines the plan in full.

Elsewhere, the team stuck with tradition and brought in 37 extra linebackers. Here’s Mark Barron, fresh from the Rams. Here’s first-round pick Devin Bush. And here, in an item that’s roughly as heartwarming as when CNN tweets out some ratio-worthy puff piece about 500 kids raising money to buy their school pencils, is another year of linebacker Ryan Shazier.

By tolling Shazier, the Steelers will pay him for the season, enable him to receive his regular medical insurance and count the season toward his players’ pension.

That is genuinely nice. The right thing to do. The only thing to do, far as I’m concerned. I assume Maurkice Pouncey will protest this somehow. WE ONLY WANT GUYS HERE WHO CAN BE HERE. I hope the Steelers don’t turn Shazier into some tragically injured mascot, but they already got started on that project ages ago.

What has always sucked: The Steelers’ record this year won’t matter at all to these fans, who only want to make sure that Bell and Brown both get their respective comeuppances. For a city that loves to portray itself as blue-collar and industrious they sure do hate collective action by black guys. It’ll just be a four-month stretch of them bleating I TOLD YOU SO anytime AB drops a pass:

I know Dave and I like Dave, but this kind of take is ALL OVER Steeler Nation. They’re a bunch of clammy rubes who just witnessed a historically good offense get disassembled thanks to needless acrimony, and they could not be happier about it. Their team is now an ashen heap of failure and they’re fucking BEAMING with pride. Finally, their boys can get back to Stiller Footbaw! Watch in horny excitement as James Conner runs for 3.7 yards per carry for 500 carries! Throw a kegger anytime a talented player you used to cheer for gets horribly injured elsewhere! Nod in approval at the $21M hole trading Antonio Brown blew through your cap space! That’ll prove all the doubters wrong!

>yinzers

I swear to God, if this team was owned by Dan Snyder and not a band of reticent inbreds, nothing would be different. Nothing. It’s an unremarkable football team built atop a foundation of surly defensiveness. Nothing you say to these clods will lure them back within mere lightyears of rationality. Not even having a guy pretty much lose his ability to walk has made the Steelers likable. They’re all hired goons, and all eager to turn on one another like a low-level bank heist crew after a job gone wrong. You should ALL be embarrassed for yourselves, but self-awareness left this town sometime back in 1906. This team should be contracted. It says a lot about today’s NFL that this plane crash counts as one of the more respected franchises.

Also, enough with the towels. That’s college team horseshit. We all know you use those things as napkins anyhow. French fries belong on the side of a sandwich. Bill Cowher’s wife once had to hold a press conference to dispute rumors Cowher had impregnated his secretary. You can all get fucked.

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I can only hear stoolers posts in that one youtubers voice

That's pretty specific, but it shows that Brady really is the clutchest quarterback when it matters and when the season is on the line.

It gets better/worse

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Did you just copy and paste an entire article here and expect anyone to read that mountain of text? Let alone some painfully unfunny reddit article. Just post the link next time you autist.

Even though they were #1 in the league for overall wins last year, they're actually the only division that is truly utter dogshit in the last half decade. If it weren't for last year's showing, this would be even more ugly and pronounced:

AFCW(169-151)[52.8%]1st
AFCE(166-154)[51.9%]2nd
NFCN(165-153-2)[51.9%]2nd
NFCE(160-159-1)[50.2%]4th
NFCS(160-159-1)[50.2%]4th
NFCW(159-159-2)[50.0%]6th
AFCN(155-161-4)[49.1%]7th
AFCS(141-179)[44.1%]8th

They're basically the new age NFCW.

Wow 14 games below 7th place what a fucking dumpster fire

for me? it's Eagles emergency QB Greg Ward Jr.

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Curious to see what this looks like for last 3 seasons

what if someone throw football and it pop in air or pop when catch

Yes. When they're that much of an outlier, that shows they're exceptionally shitty. Also, you don't seem to realize that 14 wins is a lot in the NFL when so few games are played every year compared to other sports.

I get how I may have sounded sarcastic but I was being straight serious, 14 games is a huge discrepancy when everyone else is withing ~5 of each other

like brady against the colts?

no i mean boom go big

Probably NFC east dominance

Giants have been pretty shit though, probably brings down the 13-3 Eagles and Cowboys a bit

That's impressive balance, actually. That 4 divisions had nearly perfect 50/50 records with the rest of the league is pretty amazing.

what if every team tied every game? then what would happen. also, what are the odds?

>afce
Should just be replaced with the Patriots

>7/8 divisions within a 3.7 percent spread
>then the fucking AFCS a full 5% outside the whole group
That's both impressive and absolute dogshit.

>brady

not only that, but consider the volume of throws he's has to make in those situation compared to literally every other QB on that list

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Don’t let this distract you from the fact that the Texans are #1 in the AFCS during that timeframe

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>Panthers
>Win
Bring it on desu

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Good thing I'm bored at work

There have been 7 ties since 2012 out of 896 games, so 0.78% of games have been a tie

For 320 games to have all resulted in a tie would be 0.78^320 = 1 in 2.9530e^-35 so basically 1 in a number with 32 0s

Our Quarterblack is better than yours

Youre not beating the pants, failcons, the jasg twice and you get memed by the raiders

6-10 idiot

Oh wait lol I did the math wrong, there are 256 games a year not 128 so it's actually .39%

0.39^320 = I get an error from my calculator

>Derwin James hurt in joint practices with the Saints

When is the NFL going to step in and do something about this dirty headhunting piece of shit "team"?

I’m a Clemson fan, so I won’t say anything bad about him. Just be ready for >us

wowza, that's very unlikely then

It's 1.38 e ^-131

So 1 in whatever fucking number has 128 trailing zeroes

1. Yes we are
2. >frostbite
10-6

So the odds of the Vikings ever winning a superbowl in our lifetimes, fascinating

Those comments are great. Crap getting absolutely BTFO

You also fucked up, it's .0039 ^ 320 which will be such an absurd number you probably won't even find a calculator to solve it

>Deshmeme Watsmeme
>Jadevememe Clownman
>J. J Meme
>DeMemdre Memkins
>Toxins
>10 wins
>AFCS

lol 6-10 you little idiot man

>no Cam or Kuechly again
They better not be rusty for the Rams

when's the last time Yea Forums got spammed with horse cocks? please respond

too long ago

Sometimes Reid can’t hold back his excitement about the ideas, interrupting quarterback meetings with note cards in hand.
He’ll amble into the small room and take his place in the front, gleefully explaining and diagramming the plays he’s sketched on the cards.
“They’re always plays that work,” Mahomes said, shaking his head and smiling. “Even if you don’t think they’re going to work, they work anyway.”
But Reid doesn’t reveal all his tricks. He gives away just enough to pique Mahomes’ interest.
“‘Hey, I can’t give you too much yet,’” Mahomes remembers Reid telling him. “‘Don’t want you to get too excited.’
“It’s totally random. But he’s just feeling it sometimes. He’ll just walk in and he’ll draw up the play for you.”

>You'll never have a QT Grandpa HC design offensive plays that JUST WORK for you

There will be another 7-9 team in the playoffs. Which division are they from?

1. All those players are /elite/ or /aboveaverage/
2. Toxins is a badass name
3. We went 11-5 without Tytus Howard
4. Champions
5. 10-6, All 32 nfl teams have appeared in a conference championship

afc south

TWITTER SB WINNER PICKS COMING IN STEAMING HOT AND FRESH
>Ohio

>we
lol what a big dumb baby

Forgot the picture.
>Ohio
>Texas
>Arizona
>Utah
>New Mexico
>Georgia

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>Coasties absolutely SEETHING about the legit DANGEROUS chiefs

Can't get more based than this.

Imagine paying Kirk Cousins eighty-four million united states dollars, guaranteed, for three seasons.

One shit-awful season down, two to go.

>The absolute state of Virginia and North Jersey

For fucks sake Carolinas have some faith

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>people pick their own teams
Wow

VA has got to be the most cucked, all those R******** fans literally too depressed to answer

You're basically asking people to pick Andy Reid to win a SB hahahahaha. Not everybody is under 20. We fucking know Reid all too well.

Lose weight fatass, you know you need to

>Chargers are anybodies team
>Chiefs are Nevada's, Idahos, Montana's, Colorados, Wyomings, and Tennessee's team
>Colts are Michigans team
>Patriots are New yorks, and North Caorlina's team
>South Carolina is Eagles country
>Patriots are floridas favorite team

Ever been to Florida?
Pats and Cowboys shit everywhere
Nobody likes any of the football teams here cause they all blow

Oh wow, another overrated nigger quarterback whose only talents are running and chimping gets drafted too high and quickly finds out that the league is full of even faster and chimper guys and his college memery won't work at all

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Yeah you'd have to be a complete zoomer to expect Reid to win an Owl, that fatass would manage to throw away games with Tom Brady in the playoffs

Baker Mayfield is white though.

>texans fan
everyone knows youre king fatty by default.
when was the last time you took a shower and brushed your teeth tubby?
Lol!

Cam's memery has worked decently well
>herp derp Super Bowl fumble play
Yeah players have shit plays
He's still an MVP

Wow, the projection.
A gym membership is $25 a month, insulin is $100 a pen. Choose wisely fatty

>Shower
1 week ago
>Teeth
3 months ago

btw eagles fan here

Sounds like you might be projecting too.

Is green gay going to draft a quarterback high next year? Rodgers is clearly a past it at this point and only one bad tumble away from retirement

They're tanking for TUA this year
#TANK4TUA

kek. Belichick would scoop him up so fucking quickly and just keep winning Owls.

Going to be more suicides than usual in Ohio this year.

Probably. Rodgers might seriously be done. He's been struggling.

Deadspin stop shilling your shit here, I’m sorry your website is defunct and going broke but literally no one cares about what le quirky leftist writer has to say.

Also, learn to code

Based EDP

Whoever drafts Lawrence the QB from Clemson in 2 years wins the NFL for next 10 years.

I used to feel shitty about >my Saints wasting Brees, but there's always Rodgers there to remind me it's ok.

NEW

>projection
>memorized all the prices for fatass accessories
toxins slob needs to get a clue.
Go make your third 7-11 run for the day and get your daily Big Gulp of to cool your greasy shaved hot head off a bit.
Lol! idiot

I'll never judge a guy before he starts playing in the NFL. You just never know. Talent means fuckall in the NFL. Everybody is talented. So much more than talent goes into it.

Can't win owls with an aging douchebag with no leadership skills

If not touch groubd or out of bounds grab is catch

That and all the mother fucking Puerto Ricans and Dominicans who have never stepped foot in New York or Boston but because their cousins and uncles have been once and have to represent Nueva York/Big Papi. That's half of the fan base in Florida. The other half are all retired union workers who move south and make more in retirement on pension and social security bringing their shitty Fandom down with them.

Those are your only two demographics in Florida for professional football. Everyone else is all about college teams.

>Is green gay going to draft a quarterback high next year?
yes
>Rodgers is clearly a past it at this point
no

Boomers retire to Florida

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