/hoc/

More like Trashville! Go St/a/rs!

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My dog died a couple hours ago. It's not going to be a good huomenta for me tomorrow morning.

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F

get a cat

Stay strong famalam

kys ugly mongol bitch

at least you got solid lindros dubs

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fuck laineation

hot take, but a bit rude

Edmonton will never win a Stanley Cup

I think nova scotia is based

Then why don't they have a /hoc/ team?

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tell me about Newfoundland

too far from sunbelt

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they stole labrador from quebec

vikings landed there

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noticed

that's pretty much the only tv show featuring white north americans that I like

they set their clocks ahead a half hour so they have their own weird time zone that only they follow

Tom Dundon is a pedophile with connections to Epstein

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Summon randy for me

Seethe

that's all /hoc/ is now. seethe: the general

Shouldn’t rookie camps be starting soon?

What kind of dog was it?

Sounds like New Finland

imagine, if you will, seethe so hard over a team you take peoples images, and falseflag as them.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Finland

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/hoc/ is a board for avant-garde hockey thoughts

none of you would last one day in Yuma

Just dropped an Edmonton and it wasn't rock hard this time so my anus didn't bleed.

are yuma girl

About to reheat some pizza. What toppings should I add?

how are you reheating it? stove top? oven?

huh

lol read it again and yes lol

chia gel will help you out with that. Just make sure your toilet has a decent sized tank, or else it's a two flushes to get rid of that abomination.

oven. I just pick up a basic pizza most of the time. I'll reheat half of it one day with some spices and extra toppings, then do the same the next day. Saves bucks, and it doesn't taste like something overly salty.

nice

You now remember Vancouver Canucks legend Rick Rypien

mask posting is quite possibly the worst meme ever created

>b-but it's funny because it's a shitty movie no one has seen before

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i remember his fights being the textbook definition of brain damage

was this meant for a thread on Yea Forums?

no, i'm just starting to see fags spam it everywhere now

youtube.com/watch?v=9XxMmYvarCg

Where Gritty at. There should always be at least 3-4 post from him in these threads.

based

post ass

n-no sempai, im embarrassed

you are like a baby. watch this

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

post feet

maybe in a few, gonna hop in the jacuzzi before bed

You don’t think? I feel the same way about using wojaks and frogs

at least i'm used to frogs and wojaks since they've been used since forever by now

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eating pringles

fatty

I'm as lanky as Elias Pettersson

are you as good at hockey too?

No unfortunately

my wife loves pringles

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damn kippers looks like that?

I think hockey is a little on the funny side. Gary's trick

pringles is literally chip dust remade with horse glue

huomenta but the opposite

who is this slut

First for the Bruins

I filled her up with semen once she tried scraping it out of her but she didn’t mind so much when I bust off in her ass

apologize to my wife right now

M8 she begged me to wet shart rip right down her throat she pressed her lips to my asshole so tight she was sucking this Chinese fire cracker wet shart rip, she licked me cleanish I guess, I the have her a nice kick in the ribs per her request with a hair pull and bitch slap to double elbow idk she’s a freak dude, all in the men’s stall

I don't even care if they're a tranny in fact that's almost preferred. I just want a nice small boobed jets fan to rail over the balcony of my millionair BMW penthouse

What's so funny? /hoc/ has lost it's way

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guess which of these is me
hint: i live in yuma

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what a gross group of "people"

agree 100% (except for me)

are you the chubby chick

Australia cup soon

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second from left

bought a roll kebab, ate it and now regret it

binlans, how hyped are you for the new motogp circuit?

NZIHL>aussie trash

not hyped at all I don't watch any motor sports

For me, it's Honey Nut Cheerios

MY CHEERIOS IS HONEY NUUUUUT
YOU AT MOST A HONEY BUTTTTTTTTTT
PS I LOVE YOU IS ON THE TV
DICKY TEARING UUUUUUUP

It's cool. I drove past it last week and it's huge. I will definitely attend the MotoGP race.

*sips*
Kaapo Kakko
*sips*
desu

>rags will ruin Kakko, look for him to run to Liga in 4 years.

did pulju move back to sweden yet

What are some nice hockey jerseys to get for someone near a vintage sports clothing shop? Any teams really (even development league teams) I'd like something preferable nice to look at for the winter, comfortable or even some history behind them.

Just read horrible comments about bulju on jatkoaika

Just made some coffee, waiting for it to cool down just a bit.

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*sips*

Buffalo jersey to be revealed in 6 bings.

Why is Robin Lehner such a babyback bitch?
>m-muh mental health
I’m not even trying to be an edgelord faggot, but what the hell does this schizo even want?

twitter.com/BuffaloSabres/status/1162363425282039808

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Sometimes I wonder what my cats voice would sound like if he could talk

ha ha meow

Today I learned Aho means idiot in Japanese and now I feel bad for my boy

today i learned finland fucking GAY

>*dabs*

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>94815450
>50
>50th anniversary
Holy based.

Its not gay when you're fucking the gay as top.

that's ultragay

Support your local beavs

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its nice they didnt plaster the 50 yr anniversary logo on the chest like they did vancouvers

i took care of norge girl's beaver last weekend ;)

I gave Denmark some beavs and they’re thriving

did you give her the BFC?

Did you have it stuffed?

Do they have rivers in Denmark?

Ja.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rivers_of_Denmark

If there was no rivers then how's fish supposed to get from lake to lake? Just my two sense

/hoc/ is a north american general ONLY

finland OUT
norge OUT
danmark OUT
sverige OUT

Everyone except for Sweden can stay.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_rivers_of_Denmark
Surprised by this given the lack of any elevation in Denmark tbqh. Not many areas for the based beavs to flood.

>94815896
shit the duck up your the worst poster on this board

Imagine being this wrong.

Ain't no one gonna bully norge on my watch

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I think Finland SUCKS

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You wouldn't say that to a little Finn's face, would you?

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terrible post. AIHL is the best hockey league in the southern hemisphere.

this

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Rude, but I'll put this under "America is having a bad day", and still see you as my fren, fren.

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ZERO

KILL a finn on your way to work this morning

Every mass shooting in the since columbine has been directly caused by innocent citizens being MK ultra or jews going loony

FUCK Shannon and FUCK Finland!

HUG a finn on your way to work this morning

FUCK a finn on your way to work this morning

these actually look really good with the navy pants and accents on the gloves and all the detail in the crest. will cop.

The joker is like me. I used to try to smile through the pain.... Until the pain made me smile :) HEHEHEHEHEHEH

Only if it's a qt girl.

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your flag's like red finland lmao

very nice

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Figured I might as well start finishing the league if there are only 8 teams.

The only good finn is a dead finn

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disavow

>smiley reddit guy
It's getting a little crazier in here

You're the crazy one.

vocaroo.com/i/s1gBpvfJVc6R

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Sunbelt.

tough crowd

Wrong!

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Buffalo's gold jersey looks like fucking shit.

twitter.com/edustus/status/1162306966045302785

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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ice

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>gold jersey
>it's white
Do you see the funny side?

business idea: monthly benis inspection day

Sauna is heating up, lads are on the way, beer is plenty. It's going to be a fun night of sauna gollum.

I think the new sabres 3rds are pretty nice

at least something interesting happened in hockey news

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It's gaudy as shit. There's a reason why the Pens dropped the gold to go back to the yellow.

It could definitely have been better, I don't like the idea of wearing essentially road whites at home.

Just Perth and Newcastle left.

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>I don't like the idea of wearing essentially road whites at home.
i do because i'm not a zoomer and remember the best of times when white were worn at home. i'm of the opinion they should bring back home whites.

Just wear whatever fucking color you want if you're the home team. I don't give a shit. Why is this even an argument

Go to bed, Grandpa. I bet you remember goalies without masks too.

I am a borderline zoomer and I kinda agree with this.

Because the road team has to know what color uniforms to bring on a road trip. And apparently it's a huge imposition to make them bring more than one set, just in case on of the teams they're going to be playing wants to wear something different.
That's why they switched to dark jerseys at home, because road teams were sick of having to bring their white sets just in case some team felt like wearing a 3rd jersey.

home and away jerseys are an outdated concept from the old days of black and white TV where a red and blue team would both look grey on TV, so they had one team wear white to make it easier to view.

there is no reason to have an away uniform anymore. instead they should have a primary and an alternate uniform. teams prefer white like the jets can have white primaries and wear them both at home and on the road

As I said earlier, I don't give a shit

i have the center ice package. i can watch any game any time i want on my tv or even off my phone from the comfort of my own home. if i'm going to pay for tickets, i want the best experience. part of that experience, to me, is seeing the opposing team's colors. as is, every home game looks the same. your team wears their colors and the visitors are in white. give me some variety. it makes watching games more interesting. and yes i know that sounds borderline autistic.

they only changed home whites in the early 2000s. get lost zoomer

When will Carolina reveal their new away jersey?

When the sale is finalized and they move to Quebec City.

changed my mind

Post yfw de Mighty Ducks of Duckburg win de cusp

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from a distance or first glance it just looks like faded yellow

>Hartford
Miami is going to QC

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what did you change it to?

How do you add logos to fsjals

I have this Nanaimo Clippers one that needs logos

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i buy the same package, too
nothing awkward or strange about pay per view
If you can afford it, who would reproach you for it, except some poor ass sucka that can't afford basic cable?

No >we're not faggot

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Go to your fucking games

Patrik Laine is kind of like the joker. You think he's being evil holding out. But what if the league (society) is making him this way? The RFA system giving him the run around. He wasn't born with this. In Liiga you just sign. What if he didn't like fortnite originally? He just played it until he liked did because EASHL was getting so full of redditors he went crazy?

You bet your ass I do cunt
Bought a brand new jersey recently on top of that
LOVE my kitties lads

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whos in laines fortnite squad?

Ninja

how to become finnish

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Fuck this isn't Google

One more.

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>Nanaimo Clippers
Shall look into them and get back to you.

bchl team. the league has become popular with kids who prefer ncaa over chl and need a junior league to play in while they are 16/17. the league really prides itself in getting these kids scholarships to colleges.

>he believes the two sides are committed to a 2021 World Cup of Hockey if the current CBA can be extended or renewed,
Don't the players not want either of these?

post mustangs please

...

they should add even more mickey mouse teams to that garbage this time

danka

FUCK OFF WITH THE REDDIT GUY.

the point i'm really making is since i can watch comfortably from anywhere any time i want, they have a harder time getting me to buy tickets and go to the games. i can afford it, but when you go to a game, there's parking, pre and postgame traffic, food and drinks cost a fortune at the arena, you might not like who you have to sit by, etc. if they want me to go to more games, being able to see the away teams colors could be something that could help coax me into going. i like seeing the hawks reds for example.

wow just relocate them already

>wow just relocate them already
who's "them" ?

Just overdose already, Sam.

whichever team you arent supporting.

my team's season ticket base has to get capped and is higher than the attendance average for a lot of US teams. what i'm saying is, for me personally, the arena experience could be better and part of that is switching back to home whites. only fans of teams with boring jerseys disagree. like laffs fans.

Gary's sun and fun (formerly)

why are you so interested in watching fashion show at a hockey game? lmao faggot

Just incite actual discussion rather than spamming your "edits" that take all of 30 second in paint for (You)s.
>oh, but I'm contributing to the board
>this is fresh oc
>this is general culture
No. You're a contemptible fucking dickhead and you think because the shit you're avatar fagging with "looks like he's having fun" means you're having fun with your hockey friends, when really you're a lonely delusional loser.

>"It's done, and that's the best part of it because now I don't have to think about it for the next five years," Aho said at the NHL European Player Media Tour on Thursday. "Last year was awesome in Carolina with great teammates, a great coach. I love it in Carolina."

i'm interested in seeing games on the ice with some variety rather than seeing my teams same color and road whites every night regardless of opponent, Rakesh.

Done.

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so you are just confirming to me that you care more about their fashion than the actual sport? you are literally not going to games because they arent wearing the proper colors.

Yikes.

cringe "argue about literally everything" poster

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oh no some faggot who literally doesnt go to games because teams dont wear the right colors is cringing at me

>you are literally not going to games because they arent wearing the proper colors.
no, i'm saying when i'm on the fence about whether or not i want to spend $500+ of american currency on a few hours of fun, it might help if i knew i was seeing something out of the ordinary rather than what i see every time i'm there. i'm guessing this must be hard for you to grasp since you're obviously a Tronna poorfag who can't afford to go to games and would spring at the chance to get in the arena at all regardless of the experience.

t. not having fun with his hockey friends

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ITS UP LADS

youtube.com/watch?v=tYUgnBkFm-I

>you're not allowed to have opinions about anything
>you're not allowed to have any ideas about how else things could be done
>you are only allowed to accept product as-is, consume product, and then wait for more product
This is why you're a dogshit poster.

Thank your for voting me as new King of /hoc/. My first decree is NO MORE FINNS effective immediately.

findladn. OUT.

We were actually at the bar til 230 last night talking about how loaded the central division is. Probably one of the best in any sport

i would never vote for an anti-finn king

That's the beauty of King. Proles don't get a say

Atlantic is the most competitive division in hockey by a mile

>lol Boston wins
Noooope
>central
>five families of new york
>metro
>Pacific (even though it's more of a race to the bottom)
>hiding treats from kitty
>atlantshit

most top heavy by a mile*

Long live the king

hail activision™

buffalo and florida both got better in the offseason. every team in the division should contend for a playoff spot with the exception of ottawa

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A take so fucking abhorrent it doesn't even warrant quoting the words and denying the (You)

the lgbtning literally had double the amount of points the snes had last year (same amount of ploff wins tho). no other division was even close to being that top heavy. and just like you admitted, that isnt going to change much this year. highly doubt the wongs are going to make vast improvements this year either. so basically look for the worst 2 teams in the east to be from the atlantic.

Mid August hockey hair check lads
How’s your flow?

>*wins the calder*
>"wasnt that succesful"

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>so basically look for the worst 2 teams in the east to be from the atlantic.
sure, but every other team should compete for a playoff spot. leafs, sabres, panthers and habs are all on the upswing and will probably have better seasons than last year.

my mullet is looking A+ bud

the middle growing stronger doesnt decrease the gap between the top and bottom. the atlantic will still be the most top heavy division by a mile next year.

i have a couple gray hairs already and im still a few months away from turning 30. at least it isnt falling out tho.

>the middle growing stronger doesn't make the division more competitive
huh wat u mean?

Based

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wake me up inside

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show me another division where the top team has double the amount of points as the bottom team. its literally the most top heavy division by a mile. saying the middle teams are potentially better doesnt make it less top heavy. even if you ignore the snes, the gap between the lgbtning and the wongs was more than 50 points, which was a larger gap than any other division leader had over the bottom team in their division.

holy fucking offseason, Gary

N

I

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I just want the fisherman to be back teebeeaitch

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i know that feel
I mean, I know the season will likely be e disappointment, but I just want to get it started already

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oh right you have frans on there. Hows that contract?

I want >my team to bring back the rad '90s silver that they used to have in their jerseys.

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>hope they go back to the world cup of hockey instead of the olympics!

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he doesn't want to sell Greenland

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would be honestly based

this but unironically

World Cup of hockey is based and redpilled
Smiley reddit guy is cringe and bluepilled
Joker is based and redpilled
Last Christmas is cringe and bluepilled
Central and Metropolitan are based and redpilled
Pacific and Atlantic are cringe and bluepilled
Ovechkin and Laine are based and redpilled
Tavarshit and James kneel are cringe and bluepilled

World Cup is gay. I want Olympics dammit what's so hard to understand Gary??

"no we dont want what happened to tavares in 2014 so no more olympics"

hope the next mickey mouse cup of hockey has a 35+ team

Dead of August reminder tavares is overrated shit

You are a shitty gimmick and an attention whore and you are somehow more pathetic than the worthless Jets that should move back to Atlanta

Atlanta doesn't want hockey. Would need another Western city anyhow, maybe KC?

No that's gay, you're gay. This is a conspiracy to keep Canada from winning more Olympic golds I know it

You're operating under an assumption that I'm a regular here. Ive never been to 4channel before. My moderator friend on HFBoards recommended it. Do I know you from there?

KC or houston are good cities. that or we get a gay expansion team in utah

Utah would be a based and redpilled city to move a hockey team to. Good Christian whites

When i grow up i want to be
One of the harvesters of the sea

Updated logos.

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WHERE ARE THE SIGNINGS?!

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Nhl cba? More like Can't Be Assed. I don't give a hell if they'res a lockout as long is this is the one that finally gets buttman fired

Being a fisherman is a pretty cool job 2bh

>offersheets Patrik Laine in your way

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good guy Bergevin just getting deals done more quickly for the rest of the league

Just how good are Couture, Vlasic, Pettersson, and Elias Lindholm? I don't watch much west coast hockey.

>couture
carried the shorks for the most part during their playoffs. Its still BS they got that far, but eh who cares
>vlasic
Regressing, but still great defenseman
>lindholm
really good, needed the change of scenery and the calgary offense has given him the benefitof changing as a player

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tenks

aye

Good post and user name will (You)

If you want to watch cartoons go to one of the cartoon boreds. For kids. Not hockey. For men

>city
Utah is a whole state, user
>Christian
lol try again

Really not digging this whole "Sam somehow got more retarded" shtick.

Anyways I'm gonna watch The Dark Knight again. Smell ya later

>Christian

Nah.

twitter.com/Sportsnet/status/1162456824605491200?s=20

Holy shit. I just checked out Coutures stats and he's insane in the playoffs. Why isn't he talked about more?
>Vlasic
In what ways is he regressing?
>Lindholm
It's not just playing with Monahan and Gaudreau that's raising his stats right?

office milf keeps sitting next to me at meetings / events

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>It's not just playing with Monahan and Gaudreau that's raising his stats right?
I think that's some of it.
He does well whenever it seems like he and his team are in control and things are going well overall, but when things get tough, it seems like he shrinks and disappears whenever there's too much pressure placed on him. As if he can't really adapt after getting rattled once.

Then again, I didn't get to watch a ton of Calgary games this year, some maybe a Flames fan would have a better sense of him.

Nice. Tap that.

Sam’s value has never been higher
t. Sam’s agent

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That's the AIHL done.

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>More goals than Tavares, Stamkos, and Hall
What the fuck?

youtube.com/watch?v=WgIc8_Bcsyk

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>Laine talk "virtually nonexistent"

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Because the Jets' office knows that he's a bust.
They don't actually want to re-sign him.

mcdavid was a fuckin machine in the OHL that year. but, they lost to fuckin oshawa that year in the OHL finals and didnt make the memorial cup

>yfw Laine misses the December deadline and sits out all season, doesn't get brought back by the Jets next summer, finally goes back to Liiga after getting strung along and slowly humiliated, and so Sam finally loses it and shoots up a Canadian Tire

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Lindholm is a solid player. I haven't followed his whole career and only have seen him this last season that he's played on the Flames, but from what I've seen I think he's earned his spot on the top line. I think Monahan and Gaudreau are better players but Lindholm was able to keep up with them all year and make some great plays.

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>Laine - Sebe - Bull line wins jokerit KHL and finally expose Russia for the mongoloids they are
>gretzky doesn't get a chance to line piggyback off Kurri proving once and for all how much of a bust he was

fidnaldn is kill. press s to spit on mongol grave

Mormonism is a sub-sect of Christianity

he didnt do bad in carolina, but him getting monahan and guadreau helps him massively

You said you were fucking off an hour ago

New it was too good to be true.

Imagine Thornton or Crosby having a real quality winger in their prime.

Yea. I also said I was watching TDK again but I ended up in throwing on Hereditary. The lesson here is don't believe a fucking peep out of me. You should know this by now

Unimaginably based

>WWFTeemuSellaneFan1981
>1981
>Sam is 38 years old
Good fucking god almighty.

I’m not going out after work tonight. Anyone wanna play Apex?

I thought Saros was too smol to be a quality goaler. I was wrong.

ill 1v1 you in roblox hockey

No he isn't. You really think that fucktard could survive that long?

me on the right

What platform, dummy?

>falling for the lanklet meme
Yikes

Xbox

t.manlet

Any hocey on this weekend?

>Xbox

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This. Anything above 6’1” and you ruin your knees. Even that’s too tall. The ideal height for actual athletics (sprinting, jumping, etc) is between 5’9” and 6’0”. Eveb the ancient Greeks realized this. Lanklet cucks instead made meme sports like basketball to cope with their slow speed and poor center mass which you need as a goalie

Sydney Ice Dogs @ Melbourne Ice will be on the AIHL YouTube channel tonight at RPH.

based seething manlets trying to rationalize away their pain

:(

>xbox

C O P E

I could play it with you on literally any other platform that it's on.
Don't even have it downloaded, but I would've done it just for (you).

What's the quality? If it's good (play AND video) I'll hang out but if I watch my choices are 2 hours of sleep or none. Gotta fire up the Deere early so I got more time for beers and grilling

we have the technology to replace knees when you're old and they wear out.

Hockey would be better if it was 9 on 9 with no goalies and the net was only 3x3 and it was one goal for a goal, 2 for raised posties, 3 for crossbar. BUT MANLETS BITCHED AND HAVE TO PLAY GOALIE

stfu retard

Sleep is more important than just about anything.
Just go to bed instead.

Imagine being short lol

>insecure lanklet come out of the woodwork
Like poetry. And i specifically said AS A GOALIE and the best goalies have all been shorter than 6ft. Cope harder

>tfw ugly

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>fire up the Deere
Based boomer

How to piss off Sabres fans: just mention Brett Hull

Sue your parents for damages.

I got my weekly long sleep in last night. I can live off 5 but I had 8 last night so I can do 2 tonight if the hockeys good. Is the hockey good?

Bruh have you seen Ben Bishop?

Is it weird i only remember Brett Hull only wearing 16 and not 22?

I don't think he can see much of anything from down there.

Some of the best goalie PERFORMANCES in NHL history were by players under 6’0”
>Thomas
>Richter
>Vanbiesbtouck
>Osgood

If you take into account the fact that hockey players always lie about their height and add an inch or two, the following goalies are also likely below 6’0”
>Jonathan Quick
>Martin Brodeur
>Patrik Roy
>Dominik Hasek

The super tall goalie like Bishop and Rinne is just a meme that has no demonstrative success.

>osgood
if this was replaced with, say billy smith or grant fuhr, then we can talk

I said PERFORMANCES
you insecure illiterate retard. When you can wrest the starting job from DOMINIK HASEK your playing at an elite level

>manlets screeching at each other
adorable

Bishop is 6 foot 7 inches

Was talking about the seething manlet being able to see anything, lad.

sell me your best pie recipes, lads...
>garlic parmesan sauce
>cheddar mozzo spread
>iti saus, pepperoni
>mushroons, tomatoes, green onions

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/hoc/ is not for Fredos.

Best pie is Margherita
YOU.... FAKE NEWS FREDO!

Fuck off back to /pol/.

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Imagine being so short you need a booster seat lmao

Would you rather be a manlet goalie or PK Subban?

there is literally nothing wrong with being so short you need a booster seat lmao

Sometimes I wonder what TBG's day-to-day looks like

t. fredo

t. manlet

God damn buffalo has blown the canucks out of the water when it comes to jersey news this season.

I'd rather be black than a manlet

But if you're a manlet you'll still be white

this but the absolute fucking opposite

office milf stopped wearing her wedding ring

time for some supply room banging

You're in, go for it.

>unironically advocating participating in adultery
For shame, /hoc/. For shame.

Link her Facebook

Even though Kucherov got more points, he's still not better than Kane or McDavid.

I don't look at girls hands when I talk to them. I look at their tits or feet

uhm my eyes are up here user

what do you do when you get caught looking at her feet?

"Nice sandals"

does that work? seems like an easy way to get called a creep

Footfags are literally worse than violent criminals.

I don't give a shit
It's getting crazier out there

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Both players are 18. Which two players would /hoc/ rather have. Ovechkin or Malkin?

Ovechkin > McDavid > Crosby > Malkin

Benning's getting extended fml

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Honestly, Crosby was NHL ready at 17

More than hold it, I'd let you rub your cock all over it.

gm signings aren't that big of a deal, they can get fired

good, fuck the canucks

When will teams realize they need width, not height in net.

Fuckin Fredo

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it was just song lyrics but thanks

Miro is the greatest.

Malkin

coaches and gms get fired without any problems all the time. their contracts are basically just so another team cant poach them.

youtube.com/watch?v=CbMFbhlkCvE

Is Laine a better goal scorer than Stamkos?

his english has gotten so good!

it was looking that way but laine regressed hard last season

Laination is respectfully waiting for Ovechkin to retire before revealing his power levels

Must be all that talk in fortnite

LAINEATIONLOCK IN

>Laine talking about "playing well off of the puck"
YOU GOTTA MOVE

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Mfw Bojangles
Mfw Charlotte
Mfw Ric Flair

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LOL Aquaman going to have to pay more money when they inevitably have to fire his ass at the end of the season for another year missing the ploffs.

>Ric Flair
...
... is he the guy whose "WOOOO" they use after a goal?

ye

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holy fucking

zoomers out

Best current goal scorers
1. Ovechkin
2. Stamkos
3. Laine
4. Kane
5. McDavid

It's not a guarantee they make it but now that their top 6 is slightly better and so is their defense they have a pretty good chance. It'll depend on how much the other teams have improved like the Oilers (not a whole lot) or the Yotes (a decent amount) for that wildcard spot

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>rags

It's >my team and I didn't even know that. I don't know mandrama stuff.
Kinda doubt you knew random Hurricanes PA trivia off-hand.

Is Malkin a sniper or playmaker?

Ric Flair has been doing it for years you fucking zoomer faggot. They used to have actual videos of him hyping the crowd up but Idk if they still do that. I'm surprised they didn't drag his corpse out for the playoff series. Let alone the fact you are from Carolina and have never heard of Ric Flair? You don't even have to be a wrestling fan, that guy is legendary.

RIP in pieces Peter Fonda

fuck him and his commie loving sister

I don't know I don't watch east coast hockey very much

Based retard

literal who

Based British Colombian

>Ric Flair has been doing it for years you fucking zoomer faggot.
I know, I recognize the sound. I just wasn't sure about the name behind it. It was just a clip of someone shouting "WOOO."

>They used to have actual videos of him hyping the crowd up but Idk if they still do that.
I remember that, too. They never introduced him by name, they just played the clip. You either recognized, him, or you didn't, and just went along with it, because you still get the point of him yelling even if you don't know him.
But if you didn't already know him from somewhere else, you wouldn't learn who he was just from him showing up on the video board.

>I'm surprised they didn't drag his corpse out for the playoff series. Let alone the fact you are from Carolina and have never heard of Ric Flair?
I'm sure some of the dumb kids I went to elementary school with knew who he was.

>You don't even have to be a wrestling fan, that guy is legendary.
Yes you do.
I'm sure it seems that way from your frame of reference, but nobody outside of your wrestling bubble knows who he is.

why should I care about the least coast and all their reddit hockey teams

You shouldn't.

Reddit spacing and tldr

>tldr
Nobody outside of your mandrama bubble knows the name of random guys yelling on a video board.

>all their reddit hockey teams
he says with 3 California teams and the bing bings

Redditt spacing and tldr

east coast hockey is weird. there's always a massive circlejerk over the atlantic teams and the rest of the teams nobody cares about

Go ask your mom if she knows who ric flair is.

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You should calm down. East coasters can get kinda sensitive.

Because who the fuck wants to discuss west coast teams with a bunch of beaners and leftists

shut up chambers i wasn't specifically talking about /hoc/

Nobody in my family does. Nobody I know does.
Why the fuck are mandrama fans convinced that everyone else is just as into their weird, gay hobby as they are? I'm into niche shit too, but I don't assume that everyone else is.

Zoom zoom straight to the moon

wrestling was an american icon in the late 90s/early 2000's, everyone knows wrestlers like hogan rock austin flair etc even if you're not into it

Flair was huge in the 70's and 80's. Like he is a literal legend in Carolina. user is just a zoomer with no sense of history. He probably advocates for removing statues of historical figures.

The only things I know about wrestling, I've picked up bit by bit from sad millennials on twitter pining over it and referencing it like anyone knows what the fuck they're talking about it.

okay but i'm sure you know about michael phelps without giving a single fuck about swimming

>i hang out on twitter

zoom zoom straight to the moon

come on people now
everybody get together now people now

>muh zoom zoom

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One of these days user,

POW, bang, ZOOM, straight to the moon.

Thinking about getting a double double

Sure, decent point.
But those olympics just happened at the right time. Corporate news wasn't a joke yet, internet streaming hadn't taken off yet, and the Beijing olympics were all that the news covered for like a month.
If you asked me about some olympic athlete from after 2008, if it didn't have to do with the winter olympic hockey tournaments, I don't know it. Except for one speed skating guy whose family I lived near.

little late for coffee

They don't have In-N-Out in Canadia

If innitout burgers is so good, why have the failed to expand outside of the western united states?

Happy Friday fellas

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For me, its the Fatboy. The best type of burger. Any restaurant will do

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Because the draw is fresh consistent burgers. Going across the whole U.S and just becoming a McDonalds or Burger King clone is what they're focused on not being.

also NY and other places have other joints for burgers n shit

I have never heard anyone mention Ric Flair in my 26 years on this earth in god's chosen state of North Carolina.

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The best places are always local, regional local, and then way at the bottom are national chains.

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don't worry boys I have the next thread ready to go and it's so epic you're gonna shit your god damn pants

>tfw have the best pizza always

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Already shit them once today and it had nothing to do with /hoc/

are you just poking mullock or are you serious user

prepping a back-up just in case you're lying

26 year old doomer.

super serious, 100% my dude

ha ha yep...

won't be necessary my guy I have one ready to go that's really something incredible. I'd say it's easily top 5 threads all year if I do say so myself (and I do)

I'll be making the new one, you fucks don't know what you're doing

use the new one, user.

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you're just wasting your time because once you see my thread you'll think it's so epic that you will abandon your """thread"""

Wrong

Canada is on it tho

He especially doesn't know what he's doing

my thread is going to blow your mind

youtube.com/watch?v=EpDmklLFXVc

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I feel like Canada should pay us damages for sending their terror geese down to us every winter.

I think you're just posting about it to try to help get /hoc/ to 500.

my new thread is so frickin bonkers I might just post it early as a gag lmfao

This thread will be dead by the time im all caught up with todays posts can i get a (you)?

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then I'd have to hit it with the ol' "shan't"

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skinner for pu

no way man I'd never try such an awful scheme

If you post it early I will direct insults towards you.

... we're getting close... not much longer now... I can feel the anticipation rising ...

Let's talk about Bulju to pass the time.

Laine is becoming the next Bulju.

new threads already in the catalog

Sure is. You snooze you looze. Zoomers could learn from this.

shant use the early canes edition

I will post my epic thread on time rightly so

Nope

hard shant

The early bird gets the worm how do you think I bought a house and car and boat at age 18?

on-time new

>randy thread

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HERES THE EPIC NEW THREAD YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

On time

>4 /hoc/ threads

Guess which one isn't getting deleted?

shall for all three

I announced I had the new thread ready so we could avoid this mess. you guys are bad at following direction

Who /comfy meme game/ here?

Forgot pic

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