/cric/

Did someone call me?

another session of getting DICKWELLA'd lads

Just woke up lads

predicting an early breakthrough for NZ, most likely from the spinners.

GET READY FOR A BROKEN FUCKEN ARM

BOULT GOULT

How long should it take to get your tax refund? I had mine done at 6pm on Wednesday August 7, so I should be seeing it in my account before midnight tonight, right?

watching first XV rugby then Harbour v COunties lads, please keep cricket updates coming

Trent Wagner

just how poor are you

who got the wicky

I did.

highly dubious

Honestly want Dickwella to get Hughesd.

Did somebody say something about BROKEN FUCKEN ARMs? Maybe this game IS worth watching....

Lakmal got smashed on the elbow, might not be able to bowl.

it's just a game m8 and he's probably a family man and pillar of the community

YESSSSSS BUST HIM IN THE HEAD!!!
KNOCK HIM OUTT!!!!
KILLLLLL HIMMMM!!!

problematic.

>Dickwella
more like dick smeller kek

bad review

dick swella

>try to quit porn and wank to my imagination
>completely unable to imagine myself having sex

kek they removed "The Ashes" label they'd mistakenly attached to the NZ/SL series and are just calling it "world test championship" again

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it's nothing special desu

SL lead by 8 runs.

>nothing special
I'm sure for Mr Foofoo it's absolutely horrific

imagine actually watching this crap when there'll be Ashes Test Cricket on later

really do not understand antipoodeans lads

Was wallowing in my own misery but sebbo kindly reminded me that he exists. Feel much better about the state of my life now.

Haven't been sick in years. I put it down to good eating, a good multi vitamin, exercise and refraining from alcohol, drugs and partying

also not leaving your mum's house would help.

I live in my own house. It's a villa. Reasonably cold but I reinsulated it myself. Can't wait to get a nice new warm house though.

GOTTEM

>personally responsible for the mental wellbeing of several antipodeans
based fucking sebbo

You sound like a fucking nerd

does being an insufferable narcissist help?

Based clean living lad.

FINISH HIM

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four off the noggin lol

Just flick us a new ball cheers

Based Zealand going for the throat.

based get the fuck out

right, let's have ya
Kane get a ton lad, you must be seething

Reckon new zealand have missed a trick here by letting sri lanka get a lead of 19 runs. Would have been in their interest to restrict them to a score lower than the one they achieved in their first innings.

Yep, inclined to agree. Goes back to the old adage: "Having more runs will help the team with more runs" in regards to winning matches.

99 is the highest successful chase. WTF is this meme ground?

WISH Katy Perry was sexually inappropriate to me lads.

While you can't underestimate the importance of runs, one would be ill advised to ignore the vital component that is the ability to take 20 wickets during the course of the game.

Know of bukkake themed pornographic video that features an actress with a fair resemblance to peak katy perry

England won by zero runs though.

galle is absolute kino desu, nothing makes sense. I would back us to make high 200s but at the same time getting skittled is on the cards. unironically anything close to 200 is a fine lead here.

cricket? based

I'd hate to watch that, but if I did, where would I find it?

You're spot on, it's a balancing act; I was having a gander through the team line ups earlier and noticed a mix of batsmen and bowlers on each team, I thought to myself "there's a fair few players here who are not deft with the bat by any means" and quietly wondered why they were selected, but the gamble to have wicket taking specialist has paid due dividends for each team, that's why we have this close run contest.

Reckon if you searched for american bukkake 37 scene 1 on any number of websites you would stumble upon it

>RR: 0.46
That is it, New Zealand are finished

OH NO NO FINISHED AHAHAHA

(Smiles knowingly, wisely) Latham knows what he's doing.

closing that 17 run deficit lads

This deft balancing act of "batsmen" and bowlers" has been on pondered for generations, with such ploys as "the four horsemen of the apocalypse" devised to maximise wicket taking potential, whith other stratagies such as "bat deep" devised to maximise the amount of runs scored. While these are extreme examples there has been a school of thought that plagued the Australian cricket team for decades, the search an "allrounder" as it is called, a player with the ability to both score a large amount of runs, while also taking wickets when allowed to bowl. While such a player would be an invaluable asset to a team, the obsession with having one has led to situation where a player who is not able to bat nor bowl being selected in the team with detrimental consequences in a misguided attempt to formulate a "perfectly balanced" team

13 more runs and we'll be ahead

>1(20)

the future of hong kong cricket looking ominous

ticking over nicely.

*seethes*
*loses*

>one (1) run over
Uhhh????

brain bombed by this strike rate

>Peet pooval

>trusting a poo to do a peewees work

low R/R opening is the ultimate cazz filter. watch them expose themselves.

NOT A DUCK
O
T

A

DUCK

I think the Raval experiment has failed. time to invest in someone else.

Rain looms.

Punished Kane innings incoming

Fish n chips on the cards lads

same here

>only but kiwis and hue here
Grim

grim thread

You guys need to learn some new adjectives.

please watch our team

the perfect friday dinner ey mate

might go buy some M&Ms

peanut lad?

job done, every run from here on out is a bonus

yes exactly

gottem

uhh that's not how it works mate

job done, every run from here on out is a bonus

every run counts for two runs now you could say

is smoth gonna GOAT shit up again?

Imagine thinking "we" need more than a lead of 99

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Based. Peanut is GOAT

looking good m8

At WBC for their wellington on a plate dish lads

>another boastful boatcunt post
dreary stuff.

Delicious.

the Thai up the road make better fish n chips than all the fish n chips shops lol

Is it a well known shop, or local secret?

always has good business.

/cric/ and /rug/ completely dead tonight. hopefully it's because all the lads have hot dates

>kane

shitting the bed here lads

I do mate. I just said I was at WBC.

why

werd
youtu.be/9HP5Xj8mjZY

watching rugby 2bh.

you have a hot date and you're posting on 4channel

is Smoth the only top four batsman that hasn't been exposed?
is he... dare I say it.... in the top one?

And? I don't need to ask permission to use my phone.

I'm in an ola home to smoke some weed now. What sort of stuffy poof dates do you go on?

well he was exposed as a cheat.

how does that change his batting form?

He was exposed in the world cup

you didn't mention batting form.
what are we fucking mind readers?

aaand goddem

>that hasn't been exposed?
>with that ridiculous shuffle and guard
lmoa
watch him play under conditions favorable to swing dumdum

sorry I assumed you weren't a dumb cunt cazzie

why are you so rude

>poODIs
next argument

yeah Smith is by far the best test batsman. Kane does this quite often really, has a bad test then a great one, wouldn't say he's exposed since everybody already knows it.

like england?
like where he made two centuries?

just shut the fuck up
NEVER talk about cricket because EVERYTHING you say about is completely and utterly wrong

It was this photo of me that she put up online. And I was like, why didnt you tell me I was losing my hair?

Nicholls will save us

I was just explaining my assumption, sorry if it offended you
this

watch him play under conditions *favorable to swing*

*calls ashley and martin*

accidently clicked one of those "americans react to [cricket related thing]" videos and now my recommendations is nothing but this shit

me?? just keeping it real and chill and placing seething cazzies firmly in their places
youtu.be/QzbPJGpKP3c
simple as

>finish second in the world cup
>finish second in this test

will we ever win?

actual retard

what is with this saddo
it's 12am on a friday night and he's spending it with people who despise him
please sort your life out

seething cazzie. EXPOSED.
youtu.be/0OPxOmBYSbE

won 2200 on the pokes the other night and only got 950 left

it's fucking cold lads.

he averages 60 in england across his entire career you dumbcunt

just work then a pissup mate still haven't re-entered the dating scene post break up

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>seething cazzie read somewhere that English conditions always equates to swing
>posts

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is that what the Sydney trip is about? a bit of soul searching?

love it how you have this option when you have literally and objectively have no grounds for it
you have seen him play one (1) game in swinging conditions, in which he scored two centuries

fucking dumb cunt

careful mate, put some glasses on you and you'd just about make the cut

this partnership is kino

see

not ivan

wish I wasn't a pasty celtoid but alas it is the hand I have been dealt

i live in sydney

hmm

Fact: China gave birth to 17.2 million babies last year.

New Zealands population is under 5 million

Disturbing numbers.

what's your point racist?

that math doesnt add up. poo peeland population should be at least 15 million then.

love how you dumbfucks spend your entire lives here without understanding subtle nuances of the sport and then have the gall to call out someone who knows what they are talking about
ya, fuck that noise..
youtu.be/Qq3z0NegvXA

went for a walk around Sydney today lads AMA

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looking good mate

>today
>poo peeland flag

stfu ivan

looking good mate

me with the Opera House.
what a stunning piece of architecture.

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based fucking Ivan's sister

waiting for my date.

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why do people take photos of things with themselves in the photo

looking god mate

STOP TAKING PHOTOS OF THINGS WITH YOU IN THE PHOTO YOU FUCKING NARCISSIST

>he has a Yea Forums pass

its called a selfie, nerd.

preferred long hair ivan

also
>have filipino mom
>croat dad
>look maori

Won't be doing this.

need a new show to watch lads. Any suggestions?

well, NOT the Terror s02

he never had long hair, freshie

It's based

The BOYS

Mindhunter
the Terror
Fargo s01
True Detective s01
Breaking Bad
if you have my seen them.

yeah he did. find the photo of him in the bathroom.

oh and definitely this.
read the comics too. even better.

Might take some selfies lads. Which filters should I try for maximum handsomeness?

gogglebox

Redpill me on Mindhunter and The Terror

try comfy, cosy and rosy.

AGGHHHHHH SAVE US WATLING

I made a custom filter you can DL called "looking good m8"

Just realised there aren't any Indians or Pakis in the England squad. Anyone else agree this is problematic?

the filter that changes you from a subhuman coloured with a flat nose and big nigger lips and makes you look anglo

they're both good. watch them.

There isn't going to be much cricket played today, 2 hours at a push

kaneshitting.jpg

quite sad I seem to be the only one watching the cricket

have already watched 4hrs. nonce.

My forecast says there's 0% chance of rain until 1pm

I'm flicking between cricky and rugger

Shall be watching mindHunter after MasterChef finishes

hows the rugger going

Any good florists still open in Sydney at this time?

Supermarket usually has flowers

I think some Harris Farms sells flowers and are open late

2 bangers today

Do you have a date Ivan

Definitely wouldn't put it that low cause of how overcast it is. Other places along the coast are getting a months' worth of rain just today alone.

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I already told you earlier, I'm not Ivan.

if you're not based Ivan, I'm not interested.

bed is absolutely full of poo right now lads

Fuck off, I'm actually white.

Is 86/4 good?

>St John's Wood
Is that what the little Catholic boys used to experience at Sunday school?

I think I'll trust the experts over you mate

poovan BTFO

watgod and nipples will muscle out a gutsy ~150 then we'll bowl them out with seven runs to spare

how tall is Ivan?

It's better than 85/5

can't wait for some test match cricket to start in just a couple more hours

Wh*te "people" are cancelled, matey.

he looms.

5'10 from memory

Bit of an Ivan fan ngl

193cm

5'10 is pretty good for a half-flip mutt

Ivan, if you're ever in Melbourne CBD on a Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday night, I'll shout you a beer

Mindhunter S2 just dropped on Netflix.

other pozzies seethe with jealousy whenever AusGOD Ivan is mentioned

>other aussies
its still just ivan talking to himself newcunt

so you're Ivan

Ivan can you sign my bat

Why the fuck do you make this offer to him and not to those of us who already live here? Fuck off.

Easy on mate im only up to 1. They can put it on hold till I'm ready

>LE U R MATT XDXD

*bowls a searing short ball at Ivan's head*

Cop that, wog

>cucktorians

Aren't aware of any other poosonalities besides Ivan who would be in Melbourne

Just phoned them to let them know. Series on hold.

Ivan if you're ever in Auckland, I'll meet you for a beer and a double date with some hot Asian gfs. this offer does not apply to any other Australians.

you're literally nobody kek

what about me?

who are you

fuck up ivan

this rain forecast is great because it looks like it'll kick in when I go to bed so I won't miss any cricket overnight

i'm notable and beloved /cric/ contributor based me, of course.

never heard of you.

reminder mutts have small dicks

Lara got a 500?

oi
don't pretend to be me

RC, cazzie

think something's amiss here, i'll have a chat with my manager

Reckon 50 more runs should be enough

this but ironically

>kitteh

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here's an idea. we declare right now to get this test over with nice and quickly, giving us more time to rest/practice before the next one

henry nicholls is cute and now I dont want to watch

big fan of santners batting

How many kiwis does it take to make a ton?

1.
How many Warners

Reckon lawncunt must be about 115kg on his own

It's taken seven so far champ

7 apparently

wtf I'm 88kg

>including pootel
6

Well I'm 12kg so I guess it takes 2 kiwis to make a ton

based baby

same score as kane kek

what kind of brainlet called 100 runs a ton

a ton is 1000kg mate

Are you ok? Eat something

this has always bothered me about cricket.

that would be a tonne

Do you mean 912kg?

I'm not feeling good can you please be nice to me

Williamson the massive fraud

Ton rattling the autists

*round house kicks you in the face*
feeling better? cunt

The Chad 3 day test, the beta 5 day test

Might retire in Galle

did you do that in a friendly, brotherly way?

southee to bash a quickfire 50 to at least make it an interesting chase

ton can mean short or metric ton you fucking tryhard

no *spits on you* faggot

Should have been the bond theme tbqh

that's so hot

Reckon we'll roll the shit Lankans by days end

reminder 100 has never been chased in a 4th innings here

>letting Watling score boundaries

good surf break there?

youtu.be/WbyoQXPXZRI

why are kiwis so handsome

I, Claudius

Just good genes

Gonna hit Minhunter 2 after the footy

Mingehunter

TV series idea: BushpigHunter

Might get Subway for dindins lads

past a certain age a man without a family can be a bad thing

Premise?

bpbro when are you showing me the ropes?

man goes hunting at various Melbourne pubs for women hailing from country towns with average features as sexual conquests

We have to get sebbo off them first

Hey New Zealand
Hi!

Mindhunter.S02.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-MZABI[rartv]

Certain bushpigbro hunts for wild board in the the new Zealand native bush by day, hunts absolutely nasty bush beasts on Courtney place by night

>Buy a chegg account
>Website stops loading as soon as I do
epic

Kane confirmed mentally mashed from the World Cup.

Punished Kane

can't blame him after that disgusting display from the ICC

villains England stole Kane's smile

past a certain age a man without a lawn can be a bad thing

Literally what is wrong with Asian "men"

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I don't follow

Asians don't have lawns so their men aren't real men

morning lads, it's not looking too bad there today at the moment

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bit of a generalisation

I have like 3 Maybe 4 lawns.

Bow to me

>pons are up

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What the fuck is this red bullshit

Are you a poof m8

Yes. Got a problem?

So are we starting at 11:00? Also, last two digits is how many runs Steeev Smoff will get

Yes I don't trust gays

That's very intolerant of you

Come here and I'll intolerant you in the head m8

bloke who matched his mates ex gf here
We're talking a bit about the last time we saw eachother and just making general chit-chat
We've sort of flirted a bit before so I think I have a shot here
I sort of want to take this further but on the other hand I feel like a bit of a dog

How about you tolerate my head (in your anus)

Sounds intolerable

big night of tim tams and carlton draught ahead

dog cunt

Do you mean before lunch?

Forgot to get snacks lads.

Who would win a test between Sodom and Gomorrah

did you talk to your mate about it first?

Sodom would bum them

Which is worth more her pussy or your mates friendship? Simple as.

Don't like the Bancroft low run rate meme

I had a mate ditch me because he thought I banged his ex. I never did and never got the chance to tell him

do it mate, fuck the nerds ITT

Who doesn't make the final XI from the twelve apostles?

was never your mate in the first place, sounds like he was an insecure poof.

reckon i'll go magnet fishing again after toil lads

Nah
I wouldn't be in it for pussy, I've got some girls I occasionally see for that. She always seemed like a nice girl and we got along really well when she came out with our group and did stuff, ideally I'd like to gf her.

A flat mate brought one of her mates home from town once and the girl got in my bed at 5am and shit happened. Couple weeks later I saw her at a party and she said not to say anything to anyone because her bf was there too.

This is possibly true but it was quite soon after they broke up and I think he was gutted

Judas obviously

You sound intolerant

Judas is the twelfth man

yeah right danny

Nz women 18-30 are complete whores

He'll just go play for England like KP

Need a new cric XI
Might make one

Nah he would be a terrific wicketkeeper, imagine the stumpings

i'll take shit that never happened for $1200

>women 18-30 are complete whores
fixed that for you
>women are complete whores
fixed that for me

Think she's living with her long term bf in a new place now, different guy. I always laugh because I know I could get it from her anytime and her dumb çuck tradie bf can't do anything.

added to the folder

Heh

If you're thinking that way then you must go see your mate and be like hey mate you'll never guess who I got matched with on this online dating apparatus, ah yeah it's her that's right, what do you reckon?
I'd imagine he'll either be cool with it or he'll scare you off her with the dirt, either way you're better off.
If you don't see him about this you'll be in the dark mate.

nah don't, not worth it at all. I did something similar and it fucked everything up between us. got into fights with him calling me a cunt and me calling him a cunt for trying to dictate what I do and in the end we were arguing over some whore so it doesn't matter who is right anyway, grim as fuck how I haven't spoken to him in years really, we were the boys in high school

based unichad

Everyone reply here with your role in the cric XI

the incel pedo richo

getting steve smoth out is easy, once he reaches 140

bats 11 and doesn't bowl (unironically me)

lawnchad, bat at 4 I reckon

>çuck
reckon that's pronounced "suck" mate

top tier sledging from second slip with the occasional highlight reel catch so I keep my spot, lower order batsman who averages about 30

>Hype up Woakes' record at Lords
>Don't give him the new ball
englel I swear

based leggie tailender

1.
2.
3.
4. Lawncunt
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11. Based Me (doesn't bowl)

can't imagine getting possessive over a moist hole tbqh

Juck

Never heard of you
Sorry no fat cunts

reckon we need to start upping the run rate if we're any chance of winning this

left arm chinaman

is australia winning or what?
im not gonna watch this if we are fucking losing

ķeķ

Where do you bat

Australia is winning 1-0

in the playground, behind the jungle gym

Owen Morgan could do better than that slut. He’s pretty good looking chap

>Eoin Morgan has to wear a nametag so people know who he is

KEK

>winning
mate england has them right where they want them

in the bushes mate

tipping a cheeky declaration before tea

I beg your pardon

>Owen
dumb angloid

Need the soi king bowling before lunch

Why are you supporting England? Is you a secret pommy or summink?

OH MY GOOOOOOD SCORE SOME FUCKING RUNS

How do you reckon he'll go?

mitchell johnson bouncer vs cardboard jimmy anderson
who wins?

1.
2.
3.
4. Lawncunt
5.
6.
7.
8.
9. Bicho (leftarm unorthodox spin)
10.
11. Based Me (doesn't bowl)

Is Eoin really pronounced Owen in celtic or gaelic or whatever primitive stone-age language the irish spoke before being forcibly civilized?

Utter unit there.

Busman for a tonne today fellahs

how is asian gf 2019 coming along lads?

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Is 147/6 good?

reminder that sebbo (right arm leggie) bats 10th
x

more like cameron buntcroft

Australia look unstoppable

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Reckon Smoth will crumble before him and he'll knock out the tail end before tea

actually think archer's action is one of the most aesthetically pleasing ive ever seen

9

I'm not going to educate you if you will persist in being rude.

I said no fat cunts

told her she needed braces and blocked her on everything

Utter disaster mate.
Moved away from uni so there are very few chinky girls here.

Will actually seethe if he gets out to him

bancroft redemption arc

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

always thought eoin was pronounced ian tb h

Will Bancroft, dare I say it, carry his bat?

am currently looking at Asian gf

Me (a casual who only watched the ashes):
He should bowl a Yorker

Post pics

this is the post

someone tell bancroft we only have 4 days lol

>watch your big brother lift the WC
>watch your dad lift the WC
>now getting trounced by SL
>0(3)
>4(25)

remove the gully, cop a thick edge for four. Australia are one step ahead

why

Honestly think a Yorker to Bancroft would make him shook

noticed most jav actresses have some kind of pubic hair while jav amateurs and irl asians are more likely to follow the western bald trend lads

you say this every time someone uses that word you're so fucking gay dude

how do i bowl a yorker lads?
no meme techniques please.

beta faggot

very, very grim. love a bit of bush

he's just setting the stage for wadeGOD

Just lob it

Need a wank

business idea: for the icc world test championship, there should be a final that consists of a timeless test series between the two finalists

if only you knew how glorious it was

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I think the idea is to mitigate the effect of censorship

*snore* mmmaple syrup *snore* is that a bloody wog bowli.... *snore* mhhhhmmmm *snore*

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Need a hairy bush/armpits Asian gf 2bhqhwyl

long as it's been washed recently it's not bad
shit smells like an armpit after awhile
fat girls are the worst lads

sri lanka are mentally cooked here

t. overweight middle aged loser

the final at Lord's could be timeless that's a pretty good idea

Very wrong.
Spot the virgin, Jesus

don't forget, this guy waited 30+ years and spent thousands of pounds for this privilege.

>he doubted khawaja

>all that AAAAAAHHHHHH WOAKES SAVE US during the week
>economy of 5

for me, it's raspberry tart with whipped cream and a cup of tea

England will need to be looking to snatch up a few wickets soon

what's the cricket equivalent of this?

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get these fucking numbers off their shirts

You have 30 seconds to identify this man's endgame.

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I'm ok with the numbers

what does bancraft do again?

If Busman gets a double tonne this test I'd like all of his doubters to apologize and get some frozen samosas for nibbles during the 3rd test

field at short leg

one thing i've thought about that actually made me kind of like them is being able to associate numbers with superstars. unironically think it's good for the sport, kind of like how wogball has cr7. cricket is probably the best sport in the world for having single superstars

Lose his virginity before msle pattern baldness takes over

expert at leaving the ball

Storage

FUCK RAIN

powerful message from straya lads

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yoga

KHAWAJGOD

Expert carpenter

Is there a stat that shows how many shots are actually played off Archer? He just keeps bowling at fifth stump or half a metre above the batsman's head

Really don't like kids being used in any political agenda, it should be a time of innocence free from the troubles of the world

swing bowling

Lads. Why don’t the england guys just get the Australia guys out by bowling it at 100mph to the stumps?

There's a good dirty joke somewhere in there about Australians, coal mining, and the fine ladies of Tuvalu

nz getting away with this a bit lads

Big brain strat here

youtube.com/watch?v=j7JqnXrvmx8

Cant help but feel SL have missed a trick

jesus christ

we unironcally need some kind of existential threat for a reality check

Was going to put a cheeky fiver on them when they lost that 6th wicket, wish I had now

>he doesn't like scaring the shit out of kids by telling them boomers are going to turn the planet into a microwave oven in 10 years
grim

was arguing with dad about cricket again lads
he said he'd like to see a MLB pitcher BTFO the batsmen with 100 mph fastballs
then i told him you can't bend the elbow
he was like, "what the fuck? that's stupid, how are you supposed to throw fast?"

kek who cares about that
ashes is on you idiot

I kind of envy the naivety of most middle class abc watching leftists tbqh. must be nice having such a simplistic view of reality

why are you seething so much

unironically got this from this tuvalu babe i went to uni with
unfortunately she got ruined about a year ago by having a baby
funny how unattractive women get once they have kids

Mental to think that at least 15 people have been stabbed in the immediate area around the stadium since they started this morning.

Who does your dad go for in the MLB

watgod

every day until you learn

can't remember bancroft ever successfully playing a leg glance lads

Archer looks like he's got a hint of Jap in him

same as me lad
based dbacks

EBJA'S GOT YOU
WALK
GO ON
FUCK OFF

>poocroft

>sebbo lives with parents
oh nono fucking no

just pulled a big chunk of earwax out lads

the only people dumb enough to believe the climate alarmist shit are literal school children, burnt out faggot junkies and retard boomers who've been eating platefuls of MSM fear mongering for over 40 years.

I told this faggot (actual faggot) I work with that for every plastic bottle he recycles I throw 2 in the river and he almost broke down.

this is NOT me
i do NOT support the diamondbacks

Your wicket is worthless lol why review?

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
UMPD

>when your 1 man team isn't out yet

I'm not here every day, get a life

>the absolute state of bannedcroft

>he doesn't call his parents to shoot the shit periodically
are local calls expensive in poo peeland or something?

oh fuck what are we gonna do now that bancroft is out

Right need Smoth gone first ball

>Going over the top
>Give him out anyway because he's so fucking boring
[S] on Bancroft's career.

Thread looms

Best not to conflate pollution, particularly of plastics and other non-biodegradables, with climate change.

lads you think sebbo is gonna be okay?
will he be able to make the funeral?

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GONE

GONE
GET WALKING
DROPPED FROM THE TEAM LIKE YOUR CATCHES

POOLAPSE

SHAMBLES

Don't be fooled, aussies are shit.

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Son of Sam was the original incel killer.

Not a win in 50 years, fuck off.

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Based smitty does his best batting with the tail lads

are both teams shit or is this pitch just diabolical

>allowing play during the rain
have the umpires, dare I say it, been paid off (again)

lol

>Ah yes we will rely on Smith to get 75% of our runs again

alright boys it's raining, time for the covers to come on.

POOWAJA and BANKEK are both shit

Are you a literal cuck?

your dad sounds like a brainlet
does he know that the fastest bowlers bowl around 95mph anyway, and that the length of a cricket pitch is slightly longer than baseball?

pretty based of Khawaja to sacrifice his wicket for this very reason

Yellow and green liveried cloud seeding plane spotted over england

>getting out in the rain

that's just not cricket

Yes. Got a problem?

looking like poor light lads, might have to come off

unsportsmanlike from england here

Getting out just as it starts raining, it feels like the rain always seems to work in England's favor somehow...

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cant help but feel england have an advantage thanks to the rain here

why are they playing in the rain.

why dont umpires stop play?

Are all of these Aussies moaning about rain just Jurgen klopp in disguise? Gonna moan about the length of the grass next?

the queen probably has haarp controls

Bowling in rain is always an advantage.

raining heavy now and they're after turning the floodlights off

probably about the absolute state of this pitch

we don't take kindly to wogball around here freshcunt

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