/afl/ Round 22

brions-pussycats will be a hiding in brisbong favour
badelaide are not winning again this year

the incel pedo richo

might watch the start of fred-methendon match to see that wanchor jumper in action once again tho

still got one in my closet lad

The most uninspiring Friday of the season AND it's going to rain in the cricket.

i thought they had coffee breaks when it rains

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lol

>coffee
mate...

What a phenomenal friday night game

>Swans vs. D*mons
>Cricket will probably be rained out
grim night ahead lads

shan't be watching this "game"
SHALL be getting drunk and talking to MY /afl/ family instead

based and fred and trippilled

>melb vs Sydney on a friday night

officially grim

grimmick

youtube.com/watch?v=IB2AjPCWu80

Surely, SURELY this is the one

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Fuck off with this spam at the start of every thread.

kek how do you even have anything left to bet multibro

The wage life is forgiving

Reckon it falls over at Collingwood to beat Adelaide.

>wagie
grim lad, no wonder you need to gamble

(You)

im on a train lads :)
they call me trainautist

of course they interview Aliir

predicting record low numbers for /afl/ tonight

Have it on good authority the Sydney Stabber was autistmong from last week

>Winmar and his partner got into an argument with a cab driver after being asked to prepay their fare.
>The court heard Winmar got out of the vehicle and was at its rear when he was confronted by the driver and they started to push each other.
>Winmar hit the cab driver with multiple punches to the cheek and chin.
>He also hit and kicked the man while he was on the ground before police intervened.
this man has a statue

>after being asked to prepay their fare.

predicting this will get spun as a racist thing

it's a right of passage for all abo's in Perth, even the great man himself, Jeff Farmer, yocked his wife a couple times (she's pretty hot 2bh) and punched a side mirror off a car at the Casino.

didn't even know Dale Thomas was retiring kek, useless cunt.

Leigh Matthews was found guilty of assault and has a statue outside the MCG.

>dead coon warning
give me a fucking break

SO what's the deal with those tradies huh?

Always yelling at each other? Always yelling profanities?

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Does that mean Abos can't use social media in case they accidentally see a picture of someone who died? I wonder where this belief came from and what they did before cameras.

this seems like reddit humour to me, shan't be laughing

fuck knows. I think it's either got something to do with disrespecting the dead in their culture or that something bad will happen, like the old "if you take a picture of me you steal my soul" shit. Just another way for eternally apologetic PC guilt culture to seep into the game.

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at the game lads
crowds fucking disappointing

have fun m8

Take a picture.

based retard nab member going back to school when three extra mouths are about to come into his household

Papley staying at Sydney
Darcy Cameron to Carlton
Jack Steven to Geelong
Tipingwuti staying at Bombers
Sam Gray to Carlton
Greenwood to Brisbane/Hawthorn
Josh Jenkins to GC
Casboult to GC
Tim Kelly to West Coast
Patton to Hawthorn
Jack Martin to Carlton
Coniglio to Carlton/Hawks
Brad Hill to St Kilda

Sydney’s cheer squad is bigger than lelbins
Can’t make this shit up lololol

i can dig it

shant

>Darcy Cameron
Literally who

Hill is contracted the only way he's going anywhere is if Geelong get involved for Kelly to come home

>smellbourne peemons can’t even drum up more fans at home than their interstate opposition
poothetic

Will Buddy play next week?

a literal who ruckman from sydney

William "Buddy" Lester (January 16, 1915 – October 4, 2002) was an American comedian and actor who played dozens of character roles in films and television, mate

The Swans are on fire

why are the Peemons so fucking shit this season, according to champion data they were the best side in the comp

settle down m8 it’s only the peemons

>smellbin peemons

>partner
You mean his wife you poof

settle down m8 it’s only the peemons

>I was looking at his backside
geez bruce

>Melbourne v Sydney
>Under (152.5)
oh nononono betfags btfo

...

Brayshaw is such shit lmao

so? how many players have gotten into random punchups

forgot to do my supercoach

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG LOOK AT THE SPELLING ERRORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

detecting much seethe above me lads

both this thread and game are grim

Why does that umpire sound like a chick?

How do you all do it? No friends, no hobbies, no drugs or alcohol? Trying to go sober but just want to kill myself. Is there no light?

i play erotic visual novels, i find it eases the pain

>Is there no light?
John 8:12
Then Jesus spoke to them again, saying, “I am the light of the world. He who follows Me shall not walk in darkness, but have the light of life.”

BASSSSSSEEEEDDDD ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONI-.... oh nonononononononono

day at a time lad. booze is the last and hardest thing I'm trying to give up, only 2 weeks into sobriety and it's tough especially in Aus where drinking is part of pretty much everything outside of your house (I used to drink alone at home anyway). Having a hobby that takes up idle/drinking time is the way I rekon, I don't have one though besides working out but that's not a hobby

THAT WAS OUT OF BOUNDS

>Total score exactly 50% of the unders line at exactly half-time
Gil you were supposed to make this an easy one what are you doing

Escapism.

just fold this shit club already

I’ll fold my dick in ur mum m8

real game is starting lads
youtube.com/watch?v=QU8Z5mO7bIY

>That ground
Kek, state of the WAFL

lads
we all know frogs go
CLAP
la dee da dee da

we've just had a crazy front roll through
my roof is leaking onto my bed as i type this

Puddles on the ground. Missed this.

yeah sorry m8 I’ve been fuckin ya mum in the attic, thats the leak

fuck that's grim lad, my outside patio flooded so it's hard to walk but my room is alright

is there anyone at the ground?

is everything in western australia sponsored by hungry jacks?

Hungry Jacks has really gone downhill I reckon, had an Aussie Burger for lunch and it was truly disappointing and bland. Not even mention what they've done to their onion rings, fucking gross oil bombs, didn't even finish them.

the mclachlans are a stain on this sport

have actually been craving their onion rings recently as they were quite nice last time i had them

is it just me or are their meat patties about half as thick as they used to be?

Everything at every fast food place seems smaller and more expensive.

The only reason I'd go to a Hungry Jacks is for their Storm Desserts tbqh

did someone say kfc

>roastie goal umpire
>roastie field umpire
getting sick of this shit lads

I DON’T CARE
I LOVE IT

I don't care if they're goal umpires, hard to mess that up.

Simon Goodwin more like Simon Badloss

melbourne is so fucking grim
they can’t handpass
they can’t hit an easy target
they can’t kick for shit
they make every endeavour in their forward half a chain of fifty stupid handpasses then they turn it over and two kicks later theres a goal for the other team
they can’t even pick up the ball
FOLD THIS TEAM

we're collapsing in the cricket lads

I just don't get how they fell off so bad, I guess that prelim last year really did a number on them.

Settle down buddy it's just fast food

we need abbo goal umpires. best eye sight in the world.
women are only good for seeing shit you can't find in the fridge.

Small cheeseburger meal with a raspberry and custard pie for $4 might be on the cards, could potentially get 2.

ooh, melbourne’s reign as the number one champion data team is on fire

settle down m8, it's only round 22 and they're 2nd last on the ladder

StraffBOSS has spoken: Quentin Taranfeetkino's newest movie sucks
Also, the Melbourne football club is terrible (Straff isn't saying this, I am)

ouatih is fucking kino and footkino. straffy doesn’t know good cinema if it fucked his mum.

Straffo might be more of an armpit chad.

Jackie brown > Django unchained
fight me

good taste 2bh

Jackie Brown is arguably his best work imo

Inglorious Basterds >>>> The rest

>not pulp fiction
stop. having. shit. TASTE.

django fucking sucked, Christoph Waltz's character absolutely shitted me up the wall
I'd agree with this, I think

oh no sydney player just did the spear celebration

just put fifty on the comeback lads

aliir?

haven't seen JB in a while but I always remember it feeling cool as fuck. on par with Pulp fiction at the top of the list

The path of the righteous umpire is beset on all sides by the inequities of the fans and the tyranny of AFL House. Blessed is he who, in the name of political correctness and pandering nannies the league through the valley of pointless rules, for he is truly his league’s keeper and the finder of sooking auskickers. And I will strike down upon thee with sling tackles and jumper punches those who attempt to poison and destroy my league. And you will know my name is Gil, when I lay my four match suspension upon thee

Sportsbet had a bet where it was $15 if none of the games this weekend (excluding the hawks-suns) exceeded a 40 point margin. Might be in trouble already.

imagine being a dees supporter

Do you get your money back if one leg fails?

I don't believe so.

I shan't.

imagine being one of those deemong fans still there, knowing you have nothing better to do than this would kill me

Do NOT want to see more than 3 goals scored today

>Rampe smashing into the goalposts again
what is wrong with this mong

Hey that rhymes

>touching that boundary staff girl

BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

21 in a row. Who can stop us?

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All that work making that gif and look how things turned out.

Reckon Melbourne have had the worse season by far. Nobody expected anything of the Suns and they at least won a few early on, meanwhile Saints, North and Carlton have had ups and downs, while peemons have been consistently shit

ayy lmao

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it's not even debatable, they were premiership favourites at one point in the pre season

Are Melbourne tanking again?

trainautist in the house lads
Left early lol game was shiiiiiit

Really? Looked good on tv.

what the fuck happened lmao

Thinking last season was a bit of an anomaly, people forget they barely scraped into the 8 on the last game.

pretty kino roaming Brian on

I remember the last half of the season all the competitive teams seemed to drop off, even the hawks clawed their way to the finals and were summarily btfo

watching that women's training session pained me physically

I loved how it was exactly as she said that skills have gone up so much since she's been gone and she completely missed the handball.

Night m80s

Beagles beat east perth 4.11 to 1.5 tonight.

lol

/crows/ tbqhf

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lol

Rise and shine today's a GREAT day of footy

Good morning MY /afl/ family

Basedmond TiGODS

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Thoughts on the tiggers upcoming match?

Pooh

tIGGs my niggs

tigglebowl. /top4/ bowl. benny cuz cup.

Bitchmond WILL lose to either Shiggles or Basedbane whilst Pies win their next 2 to make the top 4, cap this

Sorry buddy, but the pies aren't exactly on fire

That's not what the ad told me

I'm going to be pretty surprised if >we beat either Geelong or Richmond tbqh.

You're the favs against the Cats and you're rife with confidence right now, pretty much a better version of the Bulldog's finals run from 2016

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Good mourning m8

cheeky adelaide win and port losing to norf tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=rZLDBovy9lI

will expose iggs in a dominant fashion and send an ominous warning to the Top 4 on the verge of finals IMO

lmao dat nigga dressed like Shaft

no the pies are ACTUALLY on fire

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This tbqh

Crows are beyond cooked hope they get massacred so they can contribute the only thing they are good for, 5AA boomers blowing a gasket

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Yeah, >we are completely cooked, no arguments here. I just hope to see them visibly trying hard like they did last week.

yeah you can't fault effort, it's when you can see them running at 60% or barely making an impact at contested ball situations that I start foaming at the mouth

What would have happened if he didn't come into the room to warn them about the pies?

pies fans would have died of smoke inhalation which is better than they deserve

Pretty sure the other blokes in there were Hawkroaches though

should I put a cheeky fiver on collingwood to win?

Settle down buddy, someone would've heard the smoke alarm.

smoke inhalation is probably just about right for them then

Yeah, that's what gets me the most frustrated.

ez money lad

expansion idea: rebrand to Perth Eagles, indian pacific ltd funds and sets up "North West Coast" playing 4-5 games out of Perth Stadium and the rest in regional centres like Darwin, Alice, and maybe a build a small boutique stadium in Broome (airport, tourism hub etc). Heavy indigenous and rural support from day one, as well as the Eagles connection in perth. Covers multiple markets where a standalone team may not be viable

Steamroll it with a multi

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Certainly shan't be committing arson just to rail an AAMI girl lads

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Darwin is Queensland's domain, they'll probably get the Suns to play some games out of there
kicking myself for not betting on the swans last night, literal free money

would have been short odds, minimal return considering how shit Melbin are

No that's the thing, I'm pretty sure Sydney were like $2.10 or something

fuck serious? how the hell can bookies of all people still rate Melbourne at all, pure garbage.

It's hard to find past odds but this website recommended Melbourne at $1.82 lmao
aussportsbetting.com/2019/08/15/afl-round-22-preview-betting-tips-5/
I think they fell for the home advantage meme

post that will age poorly or greatly

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wish i was a bushranger lads

>tfw will never be ned kelly

They've won 2 in a row.

Well looking ahead:
>Lions have juicy odds on many players in the midfield, usually 1 or 2 at least put one through. Same with the Cats on some occasions so if it's a high scoring match it'll be even more likely
>Pies are almost always the underdogs against Adelaide for some reason yet have drawn and won against them the last 2 encounters, even if they lose you can exploit Sportbet's 12 point early payout
>Port odds are generous as fuck
>Fred probably win if the Essendone script kicks in so 1.6 odds is pretty value

Lions - (Detroit) Lions
Giants - (New York) Giants
Hawks - (Atlanta) Hawks
Tigers - (Detroit) Tigers
Saints - (New Orleans) Saints
Eagles - (Philadelphia) Eagles

Reckon norf could win but all the others are true

Crows are consistently overrated at home despite their poor record this year. I made note of this when Essendon were at $3.45 to win a few weeks ago despite being equal on points at the time

help me out with my brisbane geelong multi betbros

The Greater Western Sydney Wombats

the greater western shitters

The Greater Western Sydney "Tradies"

imagine a footy game made by 2k

darwin is an outpost in Westralia mate. And queensland will be doing well if it gets annexed. otherwise enjoy being ruled by sydney and melbourne lmao.

too unpredictable, steer clear or tears for you lad

so true

See you lads after the game tbqh

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Business idea, and the two SA teams play 'home' games in Alice and Darwin once a month or so

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Jake Melksham 3.5(23) Def. North Melbourne 1.8(14)
Sam Reid 3.0 (18) Def. North Melbourne 1.8 (14)

Based until tonight and the Roos theoretically score higher than they did last week.

Can't decide between Brisbane and Geelong.

no

A draw would be nice.

This is gonna be a RIPPER

Geelong fan here; Brisbane will shit on us. Geelong don't give a shit anymore until finals.

>Not doing the blood rule
Umps really want cats to win this

Джилoнг give even less of a шит in finals

DRAW GODS

Kek good idea, let's see if one wins

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stop kicking it out on the full aaaaaaaahhhh

CHAOS BALL!

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rate my cheat day snack haul lads

the shitty woolies nachos and honey onions chips are for footy and drinks with mates tonight but I will definitely eat them.

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Why not regular Pepsi?

don't like it

Those shitty stuffed crust pizzas are unironically good.

those biscuit bars any good? never seen em

Fair enough

the supreme is actually good I was surprised, D'Agostino used to be my go too but they became shit in both the deli and freezer version

they aren't bad, the classic ones I had last week tasted like a twix without the caramel.

youtube.com/watch?v=OJ-BzfiZv-M

SHAN'T

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Having finally seen Avatar this year I just got to listen to @empiremagazine and @ChrisHewitt’s fantastic podumentary with James Cameron. Fascinating stuff. Do yourself a favour if you haven’t heard it.

xD dnice twitter

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Straff?
what's the bet he watched a YIFY rip on his fucking tablet in that kiddie pool. That's not a viewing experience in the slightest

xDDDDDDDDD staff DDLDD :DD XCDD

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love how they show the dead coon warning and then dive straight in before unna's can even reach for the remote, caked in rest dust, semen and stray pour coolabah

What was with that trigger warning?

This one simple trick will make you a millionaire in 3 days

abo culture cant see dead people

if you see a dead boong they will steal your soul from the dreamtime. Also Victoria is all too happy to bend over and apologize for anything relating to boongs

they don't really care about abos, they just do it to seem compassionate. like most left-wing pro-abo "advocates"

>Bombing it close to goals so much the intercept marker has the most disposals atm
Dzhilong back to its mid 2010 antics

kek

truth, they'd rather show their friends online who can appear the most virtuous while doing absolutely nothing to help actual communities in abject poverty

>t. went to Hall's Creek once, never again.

>christensen
Forgot he existed.

That HJs I had last night is coming back with a vengeance.

Sick dive you faggot.

He's been fantastic recently

Christ has always been fantastic

Umps doing everything they can for Geelong and STILL they're struggling

>17/21 second quarter
Those rule changes have really made the game more exciting

lol

Peelong Fats

>bigger crowd than the Broncos last night
poor little NRL

>school uniform on a saturday
Bunch of plebs.

Fuk dzhilong pussys
brushing brions good team and will win

wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD wogGOD

>Zorko to kick a goal was @1.5

Great clearance that.

Might be the school Cameron went to

>has kicked one in his last 6 or something

how the fuck did Neale get called HTB but Kelly didn't 2 minutes earlier? Fucking umpWORMS

>ratatouille having real difficulty with andrews
Do they not realise the bloke can't play footy to being with?

BrisBOO

how can you duck when you're getting tackled from behind and can't see it coming? jesus

anyone got a stream for the st kilda game?

ratatouille is a good one kek

Big fan of this umpiring.

so does holding the man not exist as a rule anymore?

only when it fits Gil's script

hate that little fat ugly bald cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=KPxJ6RR40ZU

>Hawkins
Kek

KEK

Putrid umpiring.

*zzzzzzzzziiiipp*
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SPLOOOORRRRRRSSSSSSSSHHHH

>porkins

>Other teams constantly seething at Geelong
Just stop being shit perhaps?

>parshit

>ratty gorilla

What a fucking goal.

What is wrong with Narkle?

based disney's tarzan man

>shitbane

They're just getting started m8

>ratshit actually marked the ball
Stunned.

It's harris andrews' school

Lads what flavour big M is the best? This is important

>brisBAIN
>melBORN

egg flip

current: banana
all time: honeycomb

The fuck is big M?

only drink this one

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Honeycomb as the BSA here said or Strawberry

Choc-cherry

Win a fucking centre clearance you soft cunts

WHAT are the umps doing

>every player stops
>PLAY ON
Umps are awful.

for me, it's Ship to Shore

>ratatouille fucks it again

Pretty shit game for 1 vs 2.

Gonna be a struggle to get to the Freo game after smashing the drugs last night

s p e a r m i n t

bangs after a few cones tbqhwy lads

mocha or spearmint. haven't had one in 4 years though

Such a nothing game.

*blocks your path*

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Charlie is single-handedly keeping the Lions in it

Adams and Andrews*

the only thing blocking based masters is based brownes lad. tell you where they are both from aswell if u need a hint as to why

>5.10
Brisbane what are you doing

Loser

based jimmy hirdy

kino in my books

>AFL got rid of the fantasy points stat on their match centre
lame

Bomber, that you mate?

>that
>running too far
umps aren't even trying to hide it anymore

Rayner is hopeless

It's like they didn't see him bounce it

How is no one able to lay a finger on Narkle

Not even sure what he's meant to be. A midfielder who doesn't get the ball? A shit small forward?

wondered the same, like the ump got blindsided but surely not

learn to cook lad

Australian football must be the worst possible sport to officiate.

Now the Lions need a school band to play in the final break for motivation

what do you think piegod autist is up to these days lads?

I think he bounced it too late the first time and the ump realised it, so was harsh the second time.

drunk tank or 6ft under

don’t like this abo manlet lads

skeleton laying on the ground under an old rope hanging from a tree deep in the dandies.

Why hasn't Harry Taylor retired yet ?

looks like kino's back on the menu boys

Da BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

AFL admin don't help them out at all.
>new rules every year, sometimes brought in mid season
>random "crackdowns" that only last a few rounds
>umpires still have regular jobs
>roasties now getting gigs now so the lads have to carry them
>increasing complexity instead of simplification
>got go adjust the call depending on how popular the player is (good bloke rule) and how close to finals it is
it's a clusterfuck tbqh

da bloos lads

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DA FUCKING BLOOS

I counted 7 people that walked out. I wish I had as well. Absolute trash.

shit kilda customer?

>pissbane

d a b l o o s

>straff averages 23 tweets a day
ELITE

amazes me that people think their opinion matters at all on twatter, doubly so when they get ZERO retweets or comments. Just can't understand it

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>have an extra point Cats
farcical

who here /dabloos/?

Draw is on.

How many times do the commentators have to keep saying radical galeer

every game until you love it, bigot

>RADICAL LEER WITH THE BIG (almost) SPECCIE

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umps arent even hiding it anymore

>That deliberate
howling

>

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Bews just not up to it

How long left in the Brisbane vs Geelong game?

3 mins.

>Fucks up
>Unfucks up
Legend

>absolutely splits dangerfield down the middle
kek

HOLY FUCK

MCGOAT
G
O
A
T

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>The rushed behind removes the option for a draw
Oh no no no.

jarrod is going to be better than charlie
let that sink in

>McGrath last time
>McCarthy this time
>McGrath last time
>McCarthy this time
>McGrath last time
>McCarthy this time
>McGrath last time
>McCarthy this time
>McGrath last time
>McCarthy this time
>McGrath last time
>McCarthy this time

GET FUCKED UMPS
>GET FUCKED UMPS
GET FUCKED UMPS
>GET FUCKED UMPS
GET FUCKED UMPS
>GET FUCKED UMPS
GET FUCKED UMPS
>GET FUCKED UMPS
GET FUCKED UMPS
>GET FUCKED UMPS
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHGAHAHGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHgazHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

GET FUCKED UMPIRES YOU DOG CUNTS

GET FUCKED CATS

UP THE FUCKIN LIONS

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Imagine having the win gifted to you by the umps and still losing.

get absolutely FUCKED umpires

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*be's teasing /afl/ with the top two clash but still doesn't happen*

Kek Fagan's hands are shaking, even he can't believe it

is Hodge the big brained back line general he's made out to be?

I WANT A FUCKING DRAW FFS

*be's laughing at cucktorians losing to BASEDbane by 1 (one) point*

Yes

>0.5

*Switches to the inevitable 5AA meltdown as Adelaide miss another finals*

>anyone giving the slightest fuck about geelong

Looking forward to Geelong having a """"home"""" final.

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*Switches on*

in ecstasy lads

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Found a legend.

This is the post.

elite

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>15th last season
>1st this season
utterly based

Gonna be glorious watching them go out in straight sets.

The home team will win every game desu.

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Very feasible tbqh, but would rather see Brisbane win the lot

No lie Fagan is the best coach in the AFL right now. He's turned a my team from Basketbane to Basedband in one season. Seriously remarkable.

>mfw he doesn't support a big cat team

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CARMON ADELAIDE SCORE SUM FECKING GOALS

>peelong losing because nohomefinalslol
hearty kek there

>iggs losing to tiggs
doubt

should easily win coach of the year

At the MCG, mate.

>Unironically letting Maynard score a goal
Badelaide are cooked

>iggs can't win at the G
2017 want their narrative back lad

that should have been an easy rushed behind, how slow was that badelaide player running

Worst part is because this is the afternoon game and Poort are facing Norf later tonight, it's very likely we won't get any calls from pissed off drunk Adelel supporters bitching about another wasted season

>hopshit lelliot

You're implying Norf won't beat them

>zoids
based

these two peems look so shit after that match

hot take: even after winning a hip, firming for another one and being a successful club, iggs fans are STILL insufferable, chip on the should cunts

Pyke going walkabout already

Cheers basebane, we'll take it from here

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the loins are on fire

sneedsman

Settle down buddy they... actually don't settle down keep it going m8

CARNON CROWS SCORE SUM FUCKIN GOALS

Here you go la

FUCKING FINALLY

the pies are on fire vs we pie as one

/afl/ is a sneed general

fuck off back to Yea Forums you closet pedo

formerly richo

formerly sheed

How the fuck did the Lions turn it around?

the incel pedo richo

>closet

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Sheer willpower and courage

>mfw

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rude. i'm not in the closet

trip on incel pedo

Hodge, Neale, Cameron, Hipwood and McCluggage coming good plus dat dere club CULCHA

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strong mind

peelong are shithouse

unpopular opinion: sexually developed girl 15-17 are desirable as fuck and set my LOINS on fire but I would never touch the forbidden fruit.

16 and 17 isnt forbidden by law

Lions were on 90% despite only winning 5 last year, generally a good indication there's going to be a jump. Didn't quite expect this though

>the most fertile women are attractive

wow that's insane

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Good opinion. Good to appreciate from a distance but I also pity the ones that look/dress like whores which is 90% of them due to the state of the internet making it cool. Would not approach nonetheless for the sake of all good.

maskcucks back to inferior /nrl/

I'll be sure to show this graph to the judge

I just spied a few this week at work that got me thinking. They were very well dressed being winter weather, tight jeans and thigh boots with nice jackets, something about a young girl who dresses her body without showing it off does it for me, have to use my imagination to undress her instead of these yoga tight, lorna jane barefoot thots roaming the shopping centres.

This desu, Ephebophilia shaming is a roastie and zionist kike tactic, keep fighting the system brotha

*heems the sneedfag*
maskCHADs RUN /afl/

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You lot deserve this

The early Sportsbet payout is IN

VERY uninspiring half of football from Adelaide tbqh

Rugby is starting lads, Australia vs Poopeeland. Check out channel 505

>paying Uncle Rupert
user, I....

I haven't been paid out, are you sure it's in effect?

I shan't watch the rugby.

>ball goes out of bounds
>umpire blows whistle and clock immediately stops

>ball goes through goal
>clock continues to run for 3-4 seconds until the goal umpire gets to the middle of the goals and signals

Can someone explain this?

maskchad's seethy uh

It takes up to 24 hours but almost always actually within the first 30 minutes of the quarter's end

no rugby for me thanks. just footy, cricket and epl

>>>/fs/

>epl
Ky s

I said sexually developed mate, those flat chest loving mouth breathers huffing and puffing over on /fs/ are a disgrace. Thinking throwing skates on a tween makes their obsession palatable.

Half the rules in this sport make no sense.

you just haven't refined your taste enough yet

rumble on the cards, the black one is definitely out of its bailiwick on the bed

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trip on incel pedo

GET FUCKED YOU WEAK PRICKS

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why can't other grounds be as aesthetic as Adelaide oval?

Optus looks nice too, SCG and Gabba look like trash.

OMG A POKEBALL SWITCH CONTROLLER!

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I love the Gabba, don't understand the hate. Great deck

Hop on lads

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I like how close to the boundary the top tier at the gabba is.

SCG was better when the 50s intersected the centre square

Sorry m8, firmly on the Teague Train

was aboard long ago when I made this OC lad always had a thing for lions when I read about that guy who put $2 on them three-peating for a 2 million payout. Can't find an article but I remember being at the Royal Show when they won the 3rd and the radio was going off about it and the bet.

Is brisbane being good again a ploy to dab on the NRL?

no need to dab on a dead horse

Might as well get 5AA open now they're probably already losing it

>Sorry m8, firmly on the Teague Train

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Bunch of people wearing Broncos/Maroons gear at the games the last couple of weeks. They think they're fitting in but >we all see them for what they are.

Yea Forums please go

they had a higher attendance for this game than the broncos last night kek

Adelaide FROZE

Yes they're already losing breath on 5AA kek

*sigh*

*revs*

Now's a good time to rev 5aa up

UP YOU CAMRY CUNTS

who just woke up here?

Badelaide SLOWS

looks like the early payout is redundant anyway ladies

BadsmellAIDS BLOWS

Just get Grundy to hit to advantage almost everytime and perfect Treloars disposal, there AFL solved

why are pissbane sports crowds so fickle?

oh well, this would be a lot more palatable if it wasn't the Showdown which mentally broke >us

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adelaide hoes

(lol)

blowouts are always depressing for 5AA blow-ups, the mongs accept their fate when the margin is so huge and the calls are just depressing and lacklustre, close losses by less than 2 goals always deliver.

I think by now it's obvious >we are absolutely cooked as a team

just listened to the epic rap battle with steve irwin lads, good shit

the pies are on fire

reminder this was all foretold by the great philosopher Maz

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settle down buddy they've only kicked two in a row

It always feel bad to see any kind of corpse. Just imagine the joy of the mother when that once-living-meat-bag of life was born, then all the moments of learning the basics of life amongst being provided other life necessities up until the moment it's dead, just there on the ground with nothing left but rest. RIP crow

Only a handful of people in this town give a fuck about the sport they follow. The rest are rootless cosmopolitans who buy $400 of Origin gear every year and get shitfaced while screaming Queenslander every chance they get. NRL has based it's success in Queensland on appealing to the naturally plastic customerbase for its plastic "league".

fuck this

*has a cone*
*waits for cricket*

Reckon Pyke might get the knife?

I love it when commentators orgasm when Eddie Betts gets near the ball and he does fuck all

*revs up rolling in my grave*

who drunk here?

I doubt 2 crows coaches in a row would get knifed.

nature is much crueler than you make it out to be mate, animals mothers regularly reject their offspring and leave them to die.

doubtful, not like there's anyone better to take the job

>Collingwood were @2
Kek

KEK

>badelaide
my fucking sides

3 cones 3 ciders so far since coming home to see my basedpies smash the crows, gonna keep drinking and have a field day listening to post game 5AA

The pies are on fire.

I decided to copy this multi, based betbro. Just need roughy to kick 3

bigfooty.com/forum/threads/round-22-crows-v-collingwood-sauce-all-over-pies.1226101/page-32

Settle down buddy, the earth is actually cooling and global warming is a myth.

I member seedsman playing for collingwood, honestly surprised this bum still has a career

based poetic justice

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here come the weather autists

got the munchies for pies tbqh

*be's revving up*

pride game is next week

>2.8

...

Left the house for the first time in months today, honestly disgusted by how many gay and lesbian couples I saw in public

>gaydelgayide gays

jesus is still only half way through third quarter

JUST

im just drinking bundy and coke zero.

The only time I've ever seen one was when I visited Melbourne. Not memeing or even criticising Melbourne.

Really wanted a draw today.

hey I found out that 4'11 girl I been chatting to is a single mum. Thats a red flag right there.

That sucks, mate.

shatelaide played their grand final last week

I think the final score last week flattered the Crows.

true. their assball game was on point.

I don't see an issue with this?

fuck lads I can't do squats anymore because of hemorrhoids
what do?

new thread reminder

External or internal?

are they still considered internal if they're poking out your ass like a couple of kidney beans?

Drafted and Developed some great players and added Hodge, Cameron, Neale and others.

Add in a great coach too.

Yeah, internal ones can protrude. Unless they are very severe you should be able to push them back in though.

ah, they must be very severe then. I can't push them back in but as long as I don't squat they get smaller.

Stage 4 (where you can't manually reduce them) shouldn't get smaller on their own. Not sure what to make of that.