/nfl/ General - Griff Oberwald Edition

Detroit finna win the nfcnorf fo reals this year

Bills, you leaf

>Report: Holdout Zeke shedding LBs in Mexico
Why pay some faggot that's not even keeping his weight up. Being a lightweight in his position does nothing for him

man if a starting qb gets sacked twice, he should get pulled. what a dumbass move

bills

but he feels quicker :^)

Browns, Eagles, or Raiders. Going to be a rollercoaster either way, so that's probably the funnest. If you want a team almost guaranteed to do well, Patriots, Rams, Saints, or Chiefs. If you want perpetual disappointment, Jets or 49ers.

theyre winning 7 games, so take that as what you will

You get free Tim Hortons when they win.

>not spending your hold out time in the gym maintaining/boosting your value
Weakmind, wew

Lol I bet he does. Great way to get injured after catching a big contract. The way they run him he needs to be a little stocky, he ain't gonna be kamara

I know we all have our differences Yea Forums, but I know we can all agree on one thing.

Thank god our teams didn't draft Kyler Murray.

You are a Bills fan now

Watching my titans camp is depressing vs the Patriots, having Brady is a cheatcode, he's making our defense look like pure junk with a bunch of undrafted receivers.

I'd rather have Kyler Murray than any rookie other than Baker Mayfield.

What was he thinking at this exact moment?

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Detroit, because they are top 5 in terms of pure entertainment value, good or bad

They finally have a good, potentially great running game for the first time in decades, a burgeoning elite reciever in Kenny Golladay, and a run defense that will be top 5 in the league this year

Titans and Patriots are frens

You're retarded. Legit retarded.

>I'mma kill this cuebee right hurr

This, Zeke is a freight train, not a ballerina like Barry Sanders

someone post the flowchart

Fcuk off and go back to hokey

Why? Which rookie QBs do you have over him out of Baker Mayfield, Josh Allen, Josh Rosen, Lamar Jackson, and Sam Darnold? Because the order to me is Mayfield>Murray>Darnold>Allen>Jackson>Rosen.

What fucking year do you think this is? None of those are rookies.

>Murray
>not a rookie QB
don't ever respond to me again, retard

The 2019 season hasn't started yet you fucking moron. It's preseason. They're still rookies.

This is a good rankings

Would put Haskins between Darnold and Allen

you have to go back

>a fucking safety

Embarrassing

I think Rosen is slept on. Just look how dysfunctional the caridnals are.

>Adams with the 215 celly again
Based local kid

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You're a fucking moron
You're an even bigger fucking moron, by your dumbass logic, Murray is still a college player.

Another display of poor discipline. He would be worth that big RB contract if he didnt do shit like this and behaved offseason. Unfortunately for both parties he lacks that discipline. Not like a bunch of us didnt at 24 or whatever he is, but hes got a spotlight on him and should act like it

For those keeping score at home, Doug Pederson just successfully used a challenge flag to get a DPI call in the endzone.

This. The Cuckboys should let him walk at the end of this contract, but they won't.

>Murray is still a college player.
He's a drafted player who has signed a rookie contract. He hasn't begun his rookie season. He hasn't played a single actual NFL down. You are a complete idiot.

>yer a moron
Get the fuck out of here, boomer.

So he's still a college player with a rookie contract, just not active. Yep, you're still a fucking moron.

This is a new level of autism I didn't know was possible.

Why not just hold him til hes useless? He will succumb to the money, if they lose him this season that's the real damage anyways. My question is, say he sits out this year when hes due 3.8 million. Do they have to pay him the 9 mil he was due next year? Or does he sit on this 3.8 mil contract til he plays?

>So he's still a college player with a rookie contract
He isn't on an active roster, so no. He's a player on a rookie contract who hasn't played a single NFL down. How are you this fucking dumb? If Baker Mayfield is shot dead tomorrow, he would only have a rookie season. If Murray is shot dead tomorrow, he never played a rookie season. Preseason games are scrimmages. It's practice. The players I listed are still rookies.

Regardless if you want to see the preseason as "part of the season", this is a subjective interpretation. You knew exactly what I was referencing and acting like this much of a retarded cunt about it just makes you an autist.

I don't like you godless fucks

i know its just a preseason game, but god these jacksonville announcers are straight up dumpster fire tier. for jags fans i pray these arent the regulars.

>believes in a flying spaghetti monster
This isn't the 13th century, user. At some point you have to accept the truth

why are you watching the jags stream then, David?

Part of the charm of preseason is listening to the shitty announcers

It’s ironic athiests are the most proselytizing faith group

Hunter Renfrow is showing everyone why he was special at Clemson. He's the prototypical slot / evasive reciever that defenses / coordinators fail to account for. He was drafted by a terrible team, but he's great enough to achieve beyond his standing. Get ready to believe. This type of receiver is worth more than gold beyond wide outs. This is the type of WR you pay. Fuck the rest.

>increasingly nervous atheist once again says as science starts to explain quantum physics and humans themselves are now starting to create their own simulated realities
kek

Holy fuck you absolute retard, how are you not getting the absolute GLARING hole in your "logic"? Using your mental gymnastics (which are hilarious by the way), you're attempting to compare a player who hasn't played a down in the NFL against quarterbacks who have.

Shut the fuck up already, it's embarrassing to think someone actually put time and effort into raising you into becoming the retard that you are.

Why? Jesus says you should anyways.

Probably because religion has a tendency of being a motivator for violence and war. Regardless, this is off-topic, and here on 4channel we respect the rules.

Is a real jersey worth it or should I get a knock off?

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The GOAT

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I'm liking this performance dudes

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Not him, but what does that have to do with religion?

Im just kidding I like you guys

If my team had a nigger quarterback I honestly doubt I'd be able to support them.

>unironically being a christfag
Shiggy dig

>misses chipshot
>makes 62 yarder
What a CHAD

No, I simply called them "rookies", which they still are, and you knew which group I was referencing. You'd have a point if I ever referred to Murray as a rookie, but I didn't. I was consistent. Rookies are not beyond their rookie status until they begin their second season, which begins in a few weeks.

Now fuck off, learn English, and calm your screeching autism.

Stop being so insecure and just have sex

That eagles lineman Lineman.

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To piggy back off my sentiment, Artavis Scott is fighting for a position on the Chargers and he faught for a position in Clemson that Hunter thrived in. These types of receivers will be the future. The league deals with divas and it's this type of receiver that will push the era forward. Intelligent, fluid receivers that can run precise routes with great hands. Get on board or deal with shit.

have sex

Everything actual. Multiple religions can be divinely inspired by our expert computer programming overlords.

At what point do you pull the plug on Kyler Murray?

I think we've seen enough out of him to know he's not the answer to any of the Cards' prayers.

The official start of the 2019 NFL league year is March 13

Someone please answer this contract question I genuinely dont know

After he plays some games in his rookie season.

?

Knock off, they're surprisingly good sometimes.

Shit, this McGoo guy is good

>gotta make a play. dey gonna remember me in KC foreva

Ok, but that doesnt make them real. So atheists have nothing to worry about.

>unironically giving a shit
Guy called you “godless” and it sent you into a seethe

>I’m this close to a Super Bowl

Right, but Kyler won't be a rookie until September 8th when he plays in the NFL, and those other QBs will begin their sophomore season.

Why

you're gf is not real lmao

FUCK

he got me brehs

you sound abit nervous though lol. I won't post any lectures that I do know of because it would derail things, but lets just say that I know magic is real ;).... so are supernatural entities, they communicate with me at least once a week bub ;)

According to who? You? Contract years don't begin on week 1.

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Arizona is on suicide alert. All hands on deck!

Andy Dalton is FINISHED, it's Finley's team now

luckily Arizona looks like they need a real QB so at least he can follow the Carson Palmer path

According to very straightforward logic. If those guys die tomorrow, they never played in the NFL as a sophomore. They haven't played a sophomore season, not even a down of it. Thus it's fine to still refer to them as rookies. In fact, people have been doing that all summer. The only autist that seems to have a problem with that is you.

>>>>>>Carnivals

I'll keep the conversation going by keeping it football related. Let's just say I am the reason that Patrick Mahomes threw the left handed pass. I heightened my consciousness to the gods and they willed that shit into existence for me. You better hope they don't throw me into a psych ward this time cause if not the chiefs are going all the way lol. Been meditating my skills every day to practice shaping reality for the footbal season. Cant wait bubs

Arizona/Murray look like absolute dogshit. I'm just glad he'll be out of the league quicker than usual, dude is garbage.

It's about time for /nfl/ to admit they were wrong and Lamar Jackson is a top 10 QB

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Don't respond to the user above me. He's fishing for (you)s and is clinically depressed.

Lamar Jackson, PRESEASON BALLER

Old gay btfo

I don't see any """"user""""" above you though

I've never seen a #1 overall pick play that poorly. Fucking Jamarcus Russell had more highlights than Murray does for his preseason.

Trace McSorely is their starter by week 8 guaranteed

Goddamn that fucking hurts to read

>implying all 3 of you aren't oldgay trying to manufacture 3 separate sources of (You)'s

I got into football last Friday and I am now a giants fan. Tell me how bad I fucked up.

not the user you responded do but Murray looked awful tonight, worst in recent memory for a #1 pick easily

>implying Murray isn't intentionally sandbagging
Cardinals going 14-2 this year.

Ravens tbqh

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You'll be fine in 3 years

I missed it. I hope the YouTube video doesn't hide any of it.

Do you(I mean the actual you) actually like the Ravens or is it just part of this specific persona you've created?

Damn, you're right. I should have said "The poster above me." Next time, user, next time.

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One of his "highlights" is the fucking safety he took.

LMFAO

Oh is he already out of the game?

Yeah

Oh, and his backup managed a TD.

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Lamar needs to learn to throw the ball.

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>stadiums totally empty
Remind why Preseason exists. Remind me why it’s 4 entire games and not just 2 at most

Chiefs 14-2 cap this

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Shit. Hopefully it won’t be a long 3 years.

Players/coaches need time to fine-tune the roster. Preseason is fine the way it is tbqh

Just finished it, and if anything he just looked okay to bad. Not awful. The team as a whole looked worse. Protection broke down constantly, receivers not getting open. He's not working with too much but he might be pretty bad himself maybe. Hard to say from that.

I’m watching jets @ falcons and they’re talking to the owner of the falcons about how good the prices of food is and how good it is as the game is going on. It’s like an ad to buy tickets to get a $15 ~very nice~ sandwich

now that the dust has settled, we can all agree reviewable pass interference is a disaster right?

it was very when they were bragging about the Falcons stadium security. it felt dystopian

Preseason is comfy

He does, but that picture doesn't tell me much really. I can't see where the secondary is, but there's a good chance the bottom 2 circles are bad options since it's 3rd & 10 and is almost guaranteeing the end of the drive. Can't see the coverage on the other guy.

Patriots preseason games (anywhere across the country) are usually pretty busy

Everyone knew that before they did it, the rule is only in play for this season.

This is what happens when you change the entire game just because of 1 blown call and cave to massive butthurt.

Its a fucking joke, makes the game drag on. With my drinking habits during the games Ive been getting btfod before the end of the game instead of having sloppy sex and passing out after the game.

It's to judge depth players and UDFA.

However, it should be shorter than it is.

I support my local NFC team but also secretly support an AFC team that has a couple players from my alma mater

am I a brainlet shitter?

Murray looks shorter than Russel Wilson out there, there's no fucking way this dude is taller than 5'9

I had some hope they would save it for the truly whack miscalls like rams/saints but if the preseason is anything to go by that's not the case

No? Just like whatever teams you like you fag.

Mike Glennon is a better qb than Muttler Murray

the ghost of Sammy Sleeves is a better qb than Memeler Muttly

>Murray was actually called a "generational talent"

Imagine that guys face after he saw the abortion of a performance that took place tonight.

I'm a Patriots fan, and I support the aqua alliance of disciples(Lions/Titans/Dolphins). Bill O'Brien can fuck off though.

LANKLET UPRISING

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Now this is cope posting

Test

These MNF announcers for the Card / Raiders game are terrible. Booger is basic tier shit, and the other dude fakes bravado and talks in such hyperbole that it's as thick as molasses. Disingenuous as fuck for anyone that pays attention. The Spanish broadcast of MNF is preferable at this point. Jesus Christ.

Read this post

Why would I cope? I'm indifferent to how Murray does. He looked bad but it's hard to tell how much of it is just the Cardinals sucking shit.

Andy Reid CAN coach deep into the playoffs.

>Cody Kessler just got destroyed and is coming out of the game. I know none of you care about that. But Clayton Thorson is now the Eagles' only healthy QB. Which means he's gonna play an entire preseason game and we're one fluke injury away from some real weird stuff happening.

no

No. I live near the Panthers, but I'm from near where the Jets play. I like both.

how is everyone gonna feel when the bills make the wildcard this year? upset? overjoyed? meh?
I'm looking forward to it.

>Eagles now need to sign a QB as a backup due to all the injuries since they're fucked up Wentz gets injured(and he will be)
>sign Kaep
>he wins another ring, cucking Wentz yet again

>Thorson gets injured last preseason game
>eagles have to scramble to find a decent backup
>trade 3rd round pick for Tyrod Taylor
>Wentz buckles his knee on some more autistic shit
>Taylor gets the start and leads the Eagles to a super bowl victory over the Pats
>Eagles trade Taylor at the end of the season because "HEY WE PAID WENTZ THE BIG MONEY"
>Wentz returns from his walker only to show his throwing motion is now all fucked up due to not being able to plant his leg
>Eagles go 2-14
>EDP commits suicide

I think Kyler Murray has a better chance of winning OROTY than the Bills have of making the playoffs. And I want to preface this by saying Murray will be out of the league within 3 years.

The absolute state of green gay

>guy out of the game for something like half a decade winning a ring
Nope. Just let it go. Kaep is ruined.

The only thing worthwhile in this post is EDP expiring

He might still come back.

He's better than most coaches still in the game, but he's not going to win the dance or go to the dance with Bill still around. He's currently below anyone that is still coaching and has won a SB. He's in a fucked up situation.

Eagles are fucked with no qb, I agree.

This. Until he can actually secure a ring, I don't consider him above those other guys that have proven they have what it takes to bring a team glory.

Holy fuck why are NFC teams so bad in the preseason?

>already traded a guy we cut to the jests
>already traded a backup kicker to the vikings
>finna rip the eagles off again for a 3rd round pick for RG3

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Did Rodgers play any downs tonight?

Niggles should pick up my nigga Swag Kelly, he'll be excellent when Wentz gets hurt again.

Nathan peterman just trucked a dude lol

No he’s injured

I dont understand the issue whatsoever

LMAO

MUH DOOOBALLLL,

WHERE YA AT YA FUCKIN SWAMP HICKS? LMAO DOOOOOBALLLS. WHERE THEM SHIT FUCKIN JAGS AT?

I'LL FIGHT ANY ONE OF YOU TOOTHLESS ALLIGATOR FUCKING HICKS. MEET ME AT THE WHATABURGER IN FLEMING ISLAND.

JAGS SUCK, GET FUCKED

Nothin pierson-el kid

NATE DA GREAT

But who will go in when lameme gets hurt? At least RG3 can help get him through his inevitable knee injury

>IND: Mort: 'Guarded optimism' Luck will be ready
FrFr Luck is fucking done. Hes gonna have a season ending injury sometime this year, time to prep Chad Kelly to be your franchise qb.

Is Kyler Murray a bust?

>implying you aren't cringe

Yes

>Failcunts
>LOSING TO THE FUCKING JETS
>AT HOME
>STARTING MATT RYAN FOR HALF THE GAME
Holy fucking hell this team is doomed.

Carr is happy, im happy

I didn't watch the Cardinals how bad was Murray?

who /mentallystable/ here???

Nah. Jackson is build Ford tough while Wentz is a car made in a former soviet republic that doesn't exist anymore. The Eagles need all the insurance they can get.

MUH DOOOBALLL, MUH ALLIGATORS MUH CSX, MUH BUCKMAN BRIDGE,

GET FUCKED SWAMP INBREDS.

MUH DOOOBALLL LMAO

It's that time of year where people overreact about the preseason.

Kliff & Kyler: Cardinals first team offense this preseason

5 drives over 2 games

Results:

Drive 1: 10 plays, 33 yards, punt
Drive 2: 6 plays, 13 yards, punt
Drive 3: 3 plays, -6 yards, punt
Drive 4: 3 plays, -10 yards, punt
Drive 5: 3 plays, -10 yards, safety

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Mort didn't deserve cancer / deserve suffering through cancer based on his eagerness to announce deflategate information, but he did deserve every bit of pain and aftermath due to not apologizing and acknowledging the science that discounted it. He's a coward.

Almost, my friend, almost.

Ass

Can someone explain how it isn't frowned upon but actually encouraged to insult other users on this website?

stop being a pussy

So I take it you’re a cardinals fan

No, I'm not a masochist.

I'm not saying Wentz isnt basically Glassbones Greg because hes almost there. But accidents and injuries happen and if Lamar goes down the Ravens are screwed. Especially if someone takes a cheap shot at him (Dolphins week 1 Kiko Alonso if hes still there)

Aw, your little feelings get hurt, user? Go back to where you came from.

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>raiders beat the tardinals
>in the preseason
>suddenly crawl out of the woodwork to brag
Being a raidnigger must be suffering

This site is full of edgelords

Because it really means nothing.

Fuck you faggot

t. edgiest of the "redpill" /pol/tard edgelords

HAHAHA

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MUH DOOOBALLL LMAO HAHAHA

LMAO YALL SWAMP INBREDS ARE LITERALLY TRYING TO FIRE THE HEAF COACH IN PRESEASON

JUST BECAUSE Y'ALL ALLIGATOR FUCKERS LOST TWICE

L A M O

DOOOOBAAALLLLL

I'm genuinely glad my team is good enough that I don't lose my shit and fight losers in a fast food parking lot over a preseason game lol

How the fuck am I a poltard edgelord? You are getting me mixed up with that one patrishit teip and getatan

literally couldn't snap the ball half the time

COPE

LMAO GIRL, WHY DID YOU EVRN RESPOND? KEEP COPIN' WITH YO DUMB SELF

LMAO DUH DUH DUH DOOOOOBALLLL

Good game for the jets, but they need to fix their hole at kicker and CB, and hope mosley isnt out for the long term

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If you don't think Kaepernick was justified then you have been poisoned by /pol/ propaganda, to be fair

he looked really bad. I know its just the preseason, but a couple more weeks is not going to fix the core issues I saw today. He has little awareness, and looks extremely afraid of the rush. If they want to go anywhere the cards are going to need to cough up some SERIOUS cash and trade for some big name linemen in the next couple weeks.

g-go puckers...

It’s a practice game, dude

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>Josh Norman is eli-

Do you actually think Kapernick was justified?

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>cope
keep coping over one of the few wins youll get without a qb

The Jets exposed the Falcons pretty hard. I know it's preseason, but Matt Ryan looked terrible. He really is dependent on high level receiver talent, and when he has to work with less he looked absolutely helpless. And this is against Jets backups.

Still, while the defense was looking pretty good, Darnold still looks underwhelming. I was expecting him to make bigger improvements this year.

>Cardinals O-Line is garbage
You’d think the management would realize this by now.

>praises Castro and loses job offer in Miami
>gf calls Ray Lewis an Uncle Tom and loses offer in Baltimore
>hasn’t played in literal years
How come no one wants him?

the raiders may have 3 elite QBs this year
or at least 1 elite and a solid back up

Yeah I wouldn't want him on my team for sure, no matter what team it is that I am a fan of, but probably justified in taking the stand he did.

Because he’s ugly

Racist for not wanting on your team.
You’re apart of the problem

Kap doesn't want to play football. He knows he makes way more money for less risk as a martyr than as some backup.

I think darnold doesnt care rn cos he can take it easy, so he will turn it on in the regular season

Don’t ever post again

the Cardinals owners are just like the Bears owners (up until recently) and are extremely greedy with their money and refuse to spend it on good players.

This. I could live off that Nike check for decades probably. He's going to get into politics as Rev. Al Sharpton Jr. unironically

I’m not saying preseason matters but the jets offense looking great in preseason means we’re going 11-5

why

LMAO

INBRED DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TEAM I ROOT FOR. LMAO KEEP MAKING ASSUMPTIONS WITH YOUR WELFARE CHECK CASHING, ALIGATOR FUCKIN, INBRED ASS.

JAGS SUCK, KEEP COPIN'

>LOSE TWICE
>JUST PRACTICE.PNG

LMAO, COOOPPPEE.

DUH DUH DOOOBALLL, LMAO

>y'all are draining my phone
why the fuck is y'all so popular among "white" liberals on twitter, it's the weirdest fucking thing to hear coastal liberals say this

I don't disagree at all, no team has any reason to sign him but his original cause he stood up for was justified

I have you guys pegged at making playoffs at 10-6

>lose twice
Pants are 1-0 retard and would unironically booty blast your shit team

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Im sure if he runs in a district like AOC where only 13% of registered voters turn out he could win, sorta like how AOC won. Just like her Kaep can have his 1 term of fame.

sweetie, being an angry redpill incel went out of fashion in 2016

Jesus. If the line Performs like that the 49ers aren't going to feast.

I'm not religious, but this is 100% true, they're borderline hostile about it. They're zealots themselves.

>Just like her Kaep can have his 1 term of fame.
Wait do you actually not think AOC will be a very important, always talked about public figure for a very very long time?

Its a good offense and the defense isnt that bad.
we really need a kicker though

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AOC is only "important" because she's hyped by corporate media/propaganda.

She's going to get bodied by Nancy Pelosi.

>important
Has she done anything? Genuine question because I’m not some retard the elites control using fake outrage

andrew luck the new chad pennington?

Oh she'll be talked about. As a warning. She cost her district huge when she torpedoed that Amazon warehouse being built there. I can guarantee more than 13% of her district will show up next time to get her out. I'm sure she'll get a cushy job on The View though.

Who cares. Luck's career is over now.

>there's people on the 3rd planet from the Sun who legitimately thought the Cardinals should have drafted Kyler Murray 1st overall

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Contain your asspain reddit. He stated a fact, he didn't say anything partisan.

>Houston or Indianapolis in here acting like the Jags losing a preseason game is the Super Bowl
Must suck to be a scum sucking bottom team desu senpai

Haven't watched either of the Card preseason games. Is it really as bad as it sounds?

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Wrong, retard. She gets attention because she points out how fucking incompetent the democratic party is in trying to run any sort of opposition to the Republicans. And that makes her a liability to both parties.

N O D E P T H

She’ll blame literal nazis for forcing her out and the retard ITT will slurp it up

Lol. Nah.

Maybe. The protection breaks down every play and that little nigga is trying to run and create a play every single down. Looks like shit. Maybe he needs to sit for a year.

Yes. Murray is getting some sort of pressure on almost every snap. And he's over throwing the ball or his receivers just drop it.

But you don’t know what my team is :^)

Texans 9-7 (4-2)
Titans 9-7 (3-3)
Jags 8-8
Colts sans luck 4-12

youtube.com/watch?v=axh6eTiHwWk
O line is Abysmal for the Cardinals

And who told you to believe that

I don't know of anything significant she has done. But in terms of "fame" she seems like an important figure.

Yet less than 1% of the constituents within her district have contributed towards her reelection fund thus far. I may even be wrong and it was only less than 1% of her constituents funded her original run for office. Either way, she's funded by outside sources. Just fucking give up, user. She's a puppet dancing on strings. Honk fucking honk.

Based user

And who told you she’s an important figure despite doing literally nothing

Based schizo poster

Every liberal would say that, are you serious? I was originally asking the question to understand why she won't stay relevant in the future, which maybe there is a reason to believe that.

She can always be Javier Bordem's stunt double. Go Ravens!

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Yeah, I'm laughing at your statistics. You lying ass clown. You stupid fucking idiot.

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I dont like the Bengals but I dont like Norman more go mixon

She's doing coke

Why are conservatives such beta incels?

also, arent the falcons supposed to be a top team in the NFC still? very weird to see them play like that at home. Guess all their fans care about the barves

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Please site the sources of the funds, user. We weren't talking about the total amount of money collected. You wasted your time and only showed your hand in shitposting. Honk harder.

That doesn't contradict his statement at all, you utter moron.
>The $1,525.50 Ocasio-Cortez received from her New York constituents represents less than 1% of her campaign's itemized contributions reported to the FEC in the first half of 2019

GIB

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None from her district which she has pissed off to the extreme.

Thats some serious projecting lardass. Have sex.

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Gotta admit, pretty damn bangable when she keeps her mouth shut so her horse mouth and lack of brain aren't apparent.

But why would they say someone who has done nothing in all this time in office is important? Why do you think someone who has done nothing has a future? She won in an ultra-left district against another Democrat with a 15% turnout and now the whole country has to listen to her.

It’s like talking to a retarded child. She’s propped up by propaganda.

To add, not seeing the crazy, bulging, soulless scientologist eyes also made a big difference.

>She’s propped up by propaganda.
Well I guess that would be what makes her important. I would kind of like to believe that she will fade into irrelevancy but I just can't see it, seems like people love her.

>seems like people love her
That would be the propaganda.

>all the qbs looked better than murray

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Do they not? The people that love her and the ones that despise her are both keeping her relevant.

>

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user, you do know what propaganda means, right? Fuck it, you're just doing it for the (you). At least blow me a fucking balloon first!

Yeah, the less than 1% that live in her district and bothered to donate to her fund love her. The puppet masters elsewhere carry the rest of the bill.

His overly bulbous forehead clearly doesn't house extra brains. How the fuck do you forget you're on the 1?

I won't argue there, but there's more of the latter. Even the majority of the Democrat base is lukewarm on her at best.
Plus, the media sucking her dick is the biggest element either way. Which circles back to the propaganda angle.

I apologize for talking politics. I can’t help myself. It’s poison for your brain. I will accept any ban and know I’m the bad guy

You know what actually fuck you guys, she seems to be less of a lobbyist shill than most other people in congress so I actually dont have much problem with her being in her position.
when was this vote? I admit that she hasn't been "important" to the eyes of the public for very long yet.

literally what now are you trying to make into a thing?

"back tightness", precautionary measures kept him out

In your defense, the thread was dead either way. We're just kinda raping the corpse.

Old Gay started it, don't worry friend

you can hide posts you dont like

it was an OK game. back up RBs suck. the 1s secondary looks good, as is the 1s passing game. run games werent inspiring though

Her position comes into vote later in 2019. If she gets reelected it will be based on running a campaign that is funded with less than 1% total funds provided by people living within her district (of total funds collected thus far).

>corporate media/propaganda
you can just say jews here

same with general mattis
he got hyped by the jews for pushing war with Iran. every single person in any reputable position in the military or politics knows how to get ahead.
you do what the jews want and you get to be a star with articles written about you.

>people still fall for the college offense in the NFL meme

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college HC insistent on 10 or 11 personnel most plays
worst OL in the league
manlet rookie QB that has a habit of extending plays
who the fuck thought this would work out

Problem is, there are good Jews, too. But, at the same time, I see nothing wrong with pointing out their disproportionate representation in that regard.

Now this is big brain thinking

Can you add another lineman to a formation? What about 4 quarterbacks?

Nothing against having multiple QBs on the field. It's just stupid

twitter.com/DuaneRankin/status/1162192531494326272

it worked for the wildcat though
youtube.com/watch?v=1SabNYyE6xQ

For one season, and it didn't amount to a SB. It died as a flash in the pan.

*breathes in*
Nathan Peterman 8/8, 41, 5.1, 88.0
Kyler Murray 3/8, 12, 1.5, 45.8

AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHH!!!!! Bust mega-confirmed now. He can't even see over the line to throw the ball. Worthless.

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I ate a bowl of Mahomes Magic Crunch and now I can throw a football 70 yards

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How is that even embarassing for a rookie's first game? Peterman isnt even confirmed to be so bad yet

>professional athlete cereal
>it's literal poison that is guaranteed to make you obese
Why is this a thing?

thas nice friend, but did you actually eat it? I hope you bought a 2nd box to preserve since they sold out quickly.

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an extra linemen on offense is called a tight end
extra linemen on defense is just OLBs dropping in as pseudo DE

>Got a 25% off coupon from Madden 20 for Fanatics
Time for a hat. Help me pick, brehs

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Money

>there are good Jews, too.
no. you really have to understand that 80% of them are aware of whats going on.
60% are going along with it actively.
and about 20% are actually funding and making the decisions.

but go ahead and ask your jewish friends about whats going on
have them lie directly to your face like your stupid
>oh its those bad jews!!! they make me sooooo maddddd!!!!
uh huh. but you guys got south africa sanctioned. but not israel.
then just keep going from there. the truth is that we need to come together as a species and do what needs to be done.
unless you want to live in a one world government of mulatto slaves ruled over by israel.

>when all else fails blame old bay

Good one kid

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>literal poison
carbs and sugar?

>implying I was only saying that to post the patriots being obliterated by the dolphins at home

they actually just got a a 2nd shipment in, but in reality i dont live near a high vee and never had it. it's just store brand frosted flakes anyway

It's like watching a RB try to be a QB. He's like a tiny little dwarf in there trying to throw the ball over 6'7" linemen and all he can do is try to run away and get a 1st down that way.

People shit on Michael Vick for being too short but he was 4 inches taller than Murray and was the fastest guy on the field. Murray is just a fast guy but not fast enough to do anything.

I'm a flat brim guy myself

talking about Kaep is fair game but you brought up the congresswoman, and honestly you're doing the shilling for them without even getting paid

I didn't say it was most of them. Some Jews have made incredible contributions to humanity, however.
I don't think genocide or theocide or whatever is the answer.
We need to curtail these assholes regardless of Creed or whatever, because they aren't all Jews.

how come ex nfl players dont have podcasts

I like the mesh because it gets pretty hot in the South.

Most can't talk right because of CTE. Terrell Owens + Ochocinco would be a GOAT podcast.

well its jews and free masons.
truthfully we have to get rid of more whites than the chosen or any other race.
they are the ones that sold us out.

>Some Jews have made incredible contributions to humanity
I would rather have polio back

2-0! Hopin for 3-1 to avoid that perfect preseason curse

You're alright for a cowboys fan

The nicest thing I'll say about Carolina is I like their colors and black goes with everything

>tfw you look up the 0-16 Loins preseason record

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Mesh RR crossing

>frogposter

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lol based

better to just preserve the box. like cut the front off and frame it for your man cave

Uhh... the Ravens have won 15 pre season games and a row and are doing just fine

Any but top left and bottom right.

People used to carb load, some still do. A big bowl of vegetable and fat is just going to make you cramped, gassy, and tired.

I have spent the entire offseason telling /nfl/ that D.J. Moore and Curtis Samuel will be an elite WR duo and yet no one believed me until now.

>B-B-But the Panthers should have drafted Calvin Ridley instead
>B-B-But the Saints have Michael Thomas who makes such insanely difficult five-yard catches with no one close to him
>B-B-But the Busc have Mike Evans

Give us back the South you motherfuckers.

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How many drives did Lamar have today? I just watched the highlights and it seems like everyone is calling him the next Michael Vick when hes not as good at throwing as RG3 or running as Vick

his options suck so we forgive him

I'm rooting for based Lamar

Just shovel it into your face user! Eat it all, and be just like your mutt hero!

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After watching Kyler I can say Lamar is equal to if not greater than him

As a funny aside, I was offered to join the Freemasons because I broke off from my school group visiting their HQ and explored the real shit after seeing a wall panel with a latch. I found the chessboard alter and everything. I guess they had security cams. They pulled me aside when the class was herded into the gift shop.
The only thing they asked was if I believed in a higher power, to which I replied yes, because I do. There's always a higher power. I said I'd consider and never responded. Maybe I should have, who knows.

God I hope so. Go get em Edward.

he had one big run, but was called back because an illegal block against a safety in play for a tackle

Why are the nfl team names so lame? Why isnt there any team named the "tornadoes" or something actually cool like that?

>an extra linemen on offense is called a tight end
i mean on passing downs. can you just have a 7 player offensive line?

Lamar > Derek "eye liner" Carr

Wow very cool. Maybe book an appointment with your therapist about your delusions...erh, memories.

Checked.
Yes but one has to declare as a eligible receiver.

NFL teams make money by becoming a symbol for their city, and so their name has to be something everyone can identify with.
Tornadoes is shit, sounds like an arena football name

Not making it up, my man. It stuck in my memory specifically because it was so bizarre. I don't think they're some evil cabal or anything. Just seemed like DC boomers who wanted to feel important.

Delusions how? many therapist encourage belief in a higher power

yeah, thats just 2 tight ends
you could run out extra linemen, teams just dont

Derek can actually throw a ball and not miss his open WRs by 5-10 yards

I’m sure. Just make sure you remember to take those pills.

I'm not sure why it offends you or your sensibilities. Even Fred Flintstone went to the buffalo lodge. Fraternities and sekrit klubs have been around forever.

Watching the Ravens packers game, and I can't stand Greg Roman offenses. Delay of game/blown time outs in combination with the short underneath passes to the flats with Lamar Jackson runs. It's like I'm watching 2015 49ers again. And it fucking sucks.

I’m not offended.

I saw the run not a good call but I cant say it's the worst thing I've seen. But I'm more curious on his throwing honestly. The misses I saw looked real bad

But you sure as hell got defensive, for whatever reason.
Wannabe or member?

Oh you kids can stfu about my boi Murray.

Cuz look...

He a rookie. Every rookie qb had bad first preseason game. I remember Wentz first preseason game and Goff too. They were both bad and what about Jackson. He looked booty. Some of yall over reacting to a meaningless game.

>to take those pills.
Absolutely atrocious bluepilled advice.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21300943
psychiatrictimes.com/antipsychotics-and-shrinking-brain
bmj.com/content/349/bmj.g5312/rr/775731
wnd.com/2012/12/psych-meds-linked-to-90-of-school-shootings/#i1JviHwg3g2T7KSt.99

Be careful with pills guys unless your shit is completely fucked up, I only say this because I love you

I didn’t get defensive either. Do you get why you’re delusional now? You made up two complete falsehoods because you didn’t like me doubting you. Seek professional help.

Kyler pls, you should sit the 1st year out and practice tendencies, learn from Brett and stkp being a scramble first QB

You attacked me personally after my harmless anecdote. Perhaps you're projecting, mate.

Lmao ok

Lel, no counter, take this (You) and L

I'm looking to give someone a (You) but I don't see any good posts here

That’s 3 falsehoods.
>I stumbled on a secret group of Freemasons
>you’re offended
>you’re defensive
>you’re attacking me
>you might be one of them
Extremely paranoid and retarded. Seek help. Final (You)

I don't take any pills. All my friends have "anxiety" and "depression" and are all pilled up by eager doctors looking to make a buck. The world just sucks, there's nothing wrong with you. Everyone is on these pills these days to deal with how shitty life is when you really just have to suck it up and fight for yourself

I'm not saying there aren't people with legitimate psychological issues that legitimately need pills, but it's like everyone wants a happy pill to pump their brain full of psychoactive chemicals that alter your brain to make the bad feels go away easy peasy and we wonder why mental health is such an issue in America

Mark it 8 dude

Not sure why your having a breakdown about this. It's a memory funny memory from highschool, nothing more.
I honestly can't understand where the animosity is coming from.

>370 replies
>75 posters
Holy schizo samefagging my golly, for comparison /nba/ is 234 and 104

Yikes!

Just got this captcha, Browns gonna win big?

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>tfw you drafted Derrick Henry in the 4th and Chris Hogan in the 5th last year

Yikes

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Yeah that's pretty much what I was getting at, but the articles might even reveal worse implications for further down a road that we haven't been down yet.

Yeah the freemason guy in this thread doesn’t seem mentally unhinged at all and mental illness doesn’t exist or need to be treated because your friends are soft losers and clearly the most extreme examples of prescription cases.

Carr sucks bro

I’ve been posting on my laptop since ever, but I gotta say the phone layout is superior. If I can edit file names on the phone I might never desktop post again

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Can’t wait until your brain is fully neutered from all the chemicals and you kys

thanks anons

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Carr actually got his team to the playoffs and didnt rely on getting turnovers and good field positioning every game to do it

ur welcom

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>30 million dollar a year

Carr has never even played in the playoffs

And yet he has a winning record against the Ravens

I’m not on any medication. Ironically, the people ranting about how they don’t need it and it’s all evil Jew devilryneed it the most. It’s a shame Yea Forums attracts so many schizos.

Lamar never will again when he and Roman get Harbaugh fired.

you will never even have the privilege to pay a qb top dollar because your franchise is a joke now and forever without flacco. enjoy lameme. maybe youll be able to squeak out a win or two this season!

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Drop kicking midget just sounds awesome to watch especially when he's punting from the 50 between the goalposts.

Who the fuck names a kid Pid?

I tried them for anxiety, but fuck SSRIs and such. I felt drugged for a month and then got nasty intrusive thoughts.
They should be banned along with any MD that prescribes them. Especially if they aren't psychoanalysists or similar. Shouldn't even be allowed.

who names their kid iron giant?

It's most likely a nickname from some Polish family as a second generation immigrant.

who names their rookie RB starting QB?

God I hate the Polish

But I actually dont need it at all with """bipolar"""

They overreact to one incident of sleep deprivation induced dementia and decided to try me on depakote, olanzapine and lithium, all horrible drugs used for schizos with probable long term damage

the year they went to the playoffs the Raiders were tied for first in Turnover differential..

I’ve just decided I don’t want to post on this board anymore.

A rare deceptive stat by a KNJ defense

you seem bipolar bro, take your pills

How spectacularly will Kliff Kingsbury crash and burn as an NFL head coach? Chip Kelly at least got a season and a half in before the rest of the league caught on to how to stop his gimmicky college offense. Will Kingsbury even get that long?

*is back tomorrow*
the cycle repeats

>rashad gay
>aaron gayders
>matt legay
>green gay

HOLY SHIT IT'S HAPPENING

THIS IS ALL PLANNED TO GET KAEPERNICK BACK INTO THE NFL

>kap posts that he's working out everyday
>iggles have 2/3 nobody qbs fake injury during preseason
>goodell hires jayz for social justicing
>kap become iggles starter right out the gate
>refs/goodell pay off iggles by treating kap with kid gloves, give him all favorable calls
>iggles meme divison win in the shittiest divison in football
>news wont shut the fuck up about kaep for entire season
>trump calls kaep a nigger
>race war kicks off officially
>user finally loses his virginity on the eve of the great chimpinin, where he will lose his life on the battlefield over a flat screen tv that doesnt even work properly

THAT'S IT IM FINISHED WITH THE NFL

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I wanna see kaep come back just so he can get dabbed on.

hmm...

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Psychoanalysts, whatever.

checkem
screencap this post

The Giggles are too chickenshit to sign Kaepernick considering that the most outspoken advocate on the team (Malcolm Jenkins) played footsies with the NFL when it was convenient for him to do so.

If Kaepernick ever signs with another team, the NFL will pester him non-stop with "PED tests" and not give his team a single call in a game. It's actually hilarious how out in the open they are about retaliating against Eric Reid for suing them.

wentz is still hurt?

>Blood Bowl
okay now this is based

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>user finally loses his virginity on the eve of the great chimpinin, where he will lose his life on the battlefield over a flat screen tv that doesnt even work properly

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>ywn be Tom Brady and bareback sodomize your supermodel wife on the very night that you cheat your way to another Super Bowl win and get away with it-for a little while, anyway

>ywn be immediately cast into Hell at the very moment of your death since you obviously sold your soul to the Devil in order to enjoy all this fleeting pleasure

Feels great knowing I'm not Tom Brady, though the temptation of this world is very real, and very dangerous. I will pray for him, and I encourage all of you to do so as well.

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bitchknees is still banned, lol choking a perfect season

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>payday tomorrow
goodnight /NFL/

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How the the fuck you getting based legacy captcha? Or am I just dumber than dogshit?

Wtf no of course you are not dumb, why would you consider that about yourself, chin up.

Any but bottom right

This is the first time I've followed preseason here and it's hilarious
>inb4 newfag

I'm not saying they weren't but the raiders (if I remember right) were still putting points on the board left and right regardless of field positioning

I'm pretty sure when my mother's water broke it was half drool. I'm a fuckin' mouthbreather.

mouth breathing is fixable, I at least was able to stop it before it damaged my facial structure too much

I was half joking, though I still snort in the men's room occasionally. Allergies wracked me as a kid.
But these days I've even weaned off allergy meds for the most part, forcing my nose to breathe through sheer force of will.
Still have to take an antihistamine some nights.

constant sickness and insomnia among other things wrecked my chances of being really good at sports in high school but now i am fine, still feels bad

Authentics are great and have good quality, but if you want to budget, either get a knockoff or a t shirt. Not all knockoffs are the same, so do research if you go that route

Based

Carr broke his leg on christmas eve 2016 against the colts. It was their first real complete game as a team, 33-16 or something going into the 4th. The team's offensive was unstoppable, but the defense was horrid ass, so the O had no choice to keep up. 12-3 with the Colts win, I think the Raiders won like 10 of those games by 1 score or less. It was telling.

The team will live and die by Carr, for better or for worse.

Ok that's not how I remembered it but everyone's wrong now and then. But I think the Ravens will be live and die by Jackson. He gets hurt QB options and scrambles are basically done. 1 guy on the rb and rest in coverage with your Dline going in should be enough

wow did you come up with that all by yourself?

yes

>frauds
bears
colts
steelers
texans
niners
eagles
cowboys
browns
ravens
seahawks
>real deal holyfield
packers
jets
vikings
rams
pats
saints
falcons
bills
jags
chargers

if not listed here not even worth talking about

I'll fucking kill you.

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So Dwayne Haskins 1?

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Redskins will sign Kaepernick

Or Dwayne Haskins 2?

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haskins has been making some impressive throws in the preseason

dh1

>makes two completions in one play
Not even a contest.

This is why I love Yea Forums

oh sweetie, don’t say that too loud around the cringe redskins hating racists

5th best QB in this years draft.

To which team?

This years version of Lamar Jackson.

He’s literally gonna be the 2nd best behind some random steal drafted 3-6 round range

You're trying just hard enough that I'm not sure if it's false flag bait or not. Well done.

you know he's black right?
enjoy teddy bridgewater without the humility bud.

Don't get my hopes up. It never ends well.

I was just having a laugh making some pictures m8, Redskins aren't my team

ummmm sweaty its the washington football team

“Sweetie” should be a sign of at least slight irony at this point but there is a suspicious amount of people on this board rooting against Haskins for reasons I’m not going to unpack right now

So is Russel Wilson. But that's kinda of cheating since he's half black.

Why? Cuz he's a NIGGER!? No oldfag fucking cares.

packers are NOT the real deal...not after that PATHETIC display tonight... UGH

Which black QB not named Russel Wilson will be the one to win the owl next /NFL/ bros. My money is on Tua in 6 years

Seems like you care a lot.

see is he or not?
because russ wilson is easily a HOF QB and top 3 in the league.
but I always think he's a mulatto but he claims full blooded african.

better than warren moon easily.
1. brees
2. rodgers
3. wilson
4. brady
5. ryan

Watson, but not with the Toxins.

packers take the division
packers win a playoff game
cap this

mcarthy is gone. they kinda spent money in FA. all they need is a good TE and graham is ded.

He's as full blooded African as Kaepernick, except the part of him being better player.

>2019
>Jokes
Dolphins, Bills, Bengals, Jaguars, Broncos, Raiders, Giants, Redskins, Lions, Buccaneers, Cardinals
>Frauds
Packers, Ravens, Colts, Texans, Chargers, Bears, Falcons, 49ers, Seahawks
>mite b cool
Jets, Browns, Titans, Cowboys, Eagles, Vikings, Saints
>I MUST GO SHOPPING
Patriots, Steelers, Chiefs, Panthers, Rams

How so? I was pointing out how culture warriors suck. And they do.
Medieval larp fags are like two levels up, and I think about them about the same amount. Which is to say like 3 seconds. Still think they're less gay.

Where will Watson go?

Bungles after Jake Fromm washes out.

i know your joking but the packers ones offense was pretty good even with kizer crapping a quarter of the throws playing less scheme than the ravens

Now I'll relate this a little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem
youtube.com/watch?v=hcvudl6jRh0

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graham will be good enough for 600 yards and 4 TDs if healthy, bob tonyan is a secret weapon for a big catch or two a game

okay so we're back to 2012-2015 packers fucking great

can we just put Boyle as QB2 already? Kizer just doesn't have it. I really wouldn't be surprised if the packers draft a QB day 2 next draft

See I was thinking Steelers instead since when he (if he) becomes a free agent. Big Ben will be retired and the Steelers will overpay for him.

It takes literally two seconds to look up that his family is, zero question, black as fuck. Just because Wilson is culturally white and an enthusiastic boyscout doesn't make him white.

If it helps you wrap your head around it easier, just imagine that his dad is more stereotypically 80's Richard Pryor black than 00's Richard Sherman thug black.

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What does any of that mean

depends on when he runs into Bill

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Means you're gay, mate. Lay off the cocks.

Patriots are wildcard bound this year, won’t have to run into him

>Wilson is 62% African, 36% European, 1% West Asian, and 1% Central Asian.

they'll probably keep kizer around because boyle has had some poor moments too and they dont want to thrust him into action early. Kizer has no upside, but his floor is higher than boyles
agree they need to make a change mext offseason

I’m into girls exclusively though

So he's a mutt mix. Make sense since his hair is a dead giveaway for not being pure African,

If you zoom in you can see that his dad doesn’t have nap

Yeah, so black. He has two distinctly black looking parents. He himself looks distinctly black. Most American blacks have similar chunks of european admixture. Nobody would ever call them "mixed". He has two diluted african parents. He is black.

Tell it to the jury, faggot.

Does gruden have autism or something, jesus christ

>patriots
>wildcard

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Thing is that 36% percent European, and 2 percent Asian knocks him down a few pegs of him being pure black, and thus is 36% white cis christian male.

I mean, I would if they asked me

He's mostly black, but has mutt features.

>po' lil user sucks off twelve angry men

Depends who you ask. To me, he's clear black. Because without that DNA test, everyone looking at him would assume and say "black". He's probably taken down as black on the census. He looks blacker than plenty of people that are considered black, like Colin Kaepernick himself, mr Race Baiter.

I realize on the DNA level he is technically mixed, but in casual parlance almost everyone would consider him black. He will be on lists of great black QBs, not mixed QBs.

Tits could be a possibility too after Mariota dies.
>Steelers
That oversized chunk of capspace is reserved for this guy

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being a decent person automatically disqualifies you from being black
>boyscout
>christian
>raising some niggers kid as his own
he might as well be a samoan mormon living in utah as far as Im concerned

>Didn't he just sign with the XFL?

Hey, don't get so cocky. I'm a Patriots fan. It isn't automatic they win the division. I think the Jets could feasibly challenge them for the division this year, especially if Brady has a downswing and they go closer to 10-6 or 9-7. I don't see it happening since their schedule is pretty easy(I have them at 13-3, and I think even 16-0 is possible), but it's definitely possible some things go wrong and the Patriots wind up a wild card.

Well, you sound like a terrible person so you must be black by your own logic. I can understand people being racist. I'm racist myself in a broad sense. But really dude? You think being black makes you an inherently bad person? You've never met ONE nice black guy in your whole life, ever? Because I find that really hard to believe. Unless you are incredibly closeted.

Usually racist anger stems from bad experiences from the majority, but I think if most racists are honest, they've met exceptions that disprove the rule.

>black husband and wife make a highly intelligent child darker than both
This kills the jew and neonazi.

>Cardinals allowed Derek Carr AND Mike Glennon to have perfect passer ratings.

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Never have never will, but your efforts to make me horny are sus

lol, what made you bring that up

Wilson is a Spiritual Aryan born into the wrong body. He doesn't curse, has an iq above 100 and gets cucked by ghetto niggers

Problem is it's your opinion and not most of the league. When people think black QB, they think Vick, McNabb, Watson, Newton, Jackson, and Haskins as proper black QBs, and will only see Wilson at best as a mixed QB. Doesn't help this user made a point right here to a degree despite poor taste of words. Wilson is like opposite Kaepernick. He seems to love more white people than he does blacks.

Why are you so upset, user?

I'm convinced that any successful head coach in the NFL is on the spectrum. It's a prerequisite.

Wilson is black, he's just Carlton black is all.

The Browns.

>Historically shit. Win 1 game in 2 fucking years.
>Hire Dorsey in 2017 to fix everything.
>Get Mayfield, fire caboodle of fucking worthless coaches.
>Finish strong under proven QB coach Freddie Kitchens despite inept offense and porous wideout corps last season.
>Bring in multiple pro bowlers on offense and defense.
>Bring in OBJ.
>Bring in Kareem Hunt.
>You have Kareem Hunt and Nick Chubb on the same team. This is literally allowed.
>Team goes from literal toilet residue to 11 win and playoff projections.

The Browns are the hypest fucking team in the league and it really isn't close. The Browns will go 5-1 division (Steelers) and place for the AFC Championship. Fucking screenshot it boys literally everyone who replies to me is going to be famous. I am predicting 13 wins by the way. I think this team is that fucking good.

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It was a joke, not lewdness.
That said, does the idea of large, turgid, racist cock slapping your face make you horny?
Humiliated beyond all belief. Degraded.

>You've never met ONE nice black guy in your whole life, ever?

No.

NEW

I don't see the Jets making the leap to .500 or better this year. the Jets O line is not as good as Pittsburgh's, Bell is not going to have an easy time with gang green. 7-9 at best, maybe splitting with the Pats in the Meadowlands. I believe they'll improve overall and be good enough for 2nd place in the AFC East and a mid 1st round draft pick.

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>met ONE nice black guy
You have to leave your bedroom/parent's basement to meet people user X)

Can someone explain to me how it isn't frowned upon but actually encouraged for big fish to eat little fish?

Im speaking culturally.
I actually have a few black friends and have dated a black girl.
but she was valley girl black. so that doesnt count among them.

but if you want my reasoning see
>haiti
>nigeria
>detroit
>memphis
>st louis
>zimbabwe
>sudan
>somalia
>philadelphia
>all of alabama and missisissippi
>miami
>houston
>paris
>london
>stockholm
>oakland
>congo
>mali
>baltimore
once a place is

also for the record never really had a bad experience with blacks in my life
actually get along with them every time Ive met them in my life
its just a rejection of the super imposed falsity of the world that jews project over the world by mass media I have a problem with

but you dont believe me post some photos of the 2012 london riots

>getautism gets unbanned
>thread is immediately unreadable for all the pol autism and off topic horseshit