Yurops think this is the greatest athlete of all time

Not a manlet though

>Canada is so void of culture and relevance that they have to do pro American shitposting

Cope

he also wouldn't last 5 seconds against a boxer, what's your point

Heck off chi

Based Canada
Truly our greatest ally

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top rate natty 40yo dad bod

go back, chi trash

Make out with your cucknadian bf, you flaming faggot

That's a 6'5 Chad.

>if an athlete is big, muscular, and black, he's bad

>tfw i could heem the goat of otherworlders "sport" with ease
>missi

Pliability faggot

*Isnt

Why are Americans so hostile to athletes that aren't muscular black men?

We’re hostile to ””””””athletes””””””” that are manlets chi

I could literally kick Missi’s ass

Not sure about kick, but you could just project your fat body over him

5'6" soccer player, Lionel Messi was about to play an exhibition in front of a packed Seattle audience.

A representative of Messi's took the mic:
"Before the match begins, you must get on your knees and worship Messi and accept him as the greatest athlete to walk this earth, even greater than Tim Bradly!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life NFL fan who had served 1500 tours of duty in Iraq and understood the necessity of the use of hands in sport and fully supported all decisions made by Roger Goodell stood up, walked out onto the pitch and held up his hands.

"What are these?"

The arrogant representative smirked quite Latinly and smugly replied "those are hands, you stupid American"

"Wrong. These are my dukes. I'm putting them up. If Messi really is the greatest athlete of all time, he should take this no problem."

The patriot clobbered Messi square in the face and he died on the spot. The representative stormed off the pitch crying and dropped his copy of the Communist Manifesto. There is no doubt that at this point our representative, Carlos de Spic wished he had worked for the NFL and had real men to protect him. He wished so much that he could choke himself, but was too weak from spending all his life playing a sport that prevented the use of his hands!

The audience applauded and all bought NFL replica shirts that day and accepted Tim Brodbury as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Touchdown" flew into the stadium and perched atop the American flag and shed tears on the pitch, wiping away the box, the penalty spot, and the center circle. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Jerry Rice himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The representative was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi

Tom Brady is the most pathetic athlete I have ever seen. The only slightly athletic part of his body is his arms and shoulders. That dude can't run, can't jump, he looks like a big stiff idiot down there. Another stiff idiot was Payton Manning. I don't know how you can call these dudes athletes, they just stand still and throw a ball.

I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...
And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport... remember what REAL men play

Tom Brady could pummel that manlet. I'm not even trained and I could heem cejudo just because he's a fucking midget

>she

nah im a slavshit

HAHAHAH not even a top 200 athlete

Not true. Kyler Murray is getting shitted on for being a manlet too.

Who's taller? Kyler or Messi?

Kyler got measured at 5'10,but is probably just 5'9. Still taller than Messi

Tom Brady would smash Messi in a fight

Messi is the greatest individual sports figure to play. No one has his vision, craft, playmaking, finishing, creation, and possession ability.

Brady gets bailed out by receivers, has blockers to help him, has everything at his disposal. By position alone he can never be named better than anyone. Basketball is the closest thing, but even then you have to beat half as many players and have infinite (30+) opportunities to do it per game.

Messi is athletic genius, yet would get rekt in a fight vs any non manlet

We all know Brady would destroy Messi, but what about Brady vs Ronaldo?

Its not MMA retard. Being a giant strong nig nog isn't advantageous in most sports

Now there's an actual athlete that plays soccer

It's not natural to use your feet for everyday handling of objects. You use your hands. The entire sport of soccer is a meme because poor people can play it. So what that has the best at handling balls with his feet. Big fucking deal. He would get stomped in any standard athletic competition.

The absolute state of soccer athletes lmao

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Assuming Ronaldo wouldn’t be a giant pussy he’d kick the shit out of him I reckon

>It's not natural to use your feet for everyday handling of objects. You use your hands.
>So what that has the best at handling balls with his feet. Big fucking deal.

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SEMPER FI MARINES SEMPER FI

wow whoever wrote this knows shit about american geography

because Americans learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul... And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play

>ITT: Morons getting baited and false flags

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pls dont insult Hulk like that

>ITT
but that's every thread

Why does he dress like a 12 year old boy

manlet detected

Why isn't nigger collide called Gridiron officially? All these football v gridiron topics exist because they share the same name. Gridiron is badass sport, ruined by Nfl/corporatism with its retarded commercials. Football is all about supporting your local team and having kids grow up and being famous where his grandpa played in. It's getting ruined by money though, I'll be watching more nigger collide this year,but the one without ads

Found the unedited version

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Who is this chubster?

>This manlet wouldn't last 2 seconds in the NFL
And exactly how does that matter in any way?

assuming Messi is 5'7 that girl is around 5'11 and basically the average height of a european male. We're likely looking like manlets next to her in heels. In fact, she's tower over Cristiano as well.

This fatty would not make 2 seconds in Veikkausliiga

messi is 5'4 at most, and cristiano is 5'10, superstars just have inflated stats, especially soccer superstars and hollywood actors

also marie is a measured 5'11, there's more than 10cm difference between her and messi, she's leaning down AND messi is wearing a hat, my theory is 100% correct

Me on the right

edelmanlet is one of the greatest players in the NFL today though

This fatty wouldn't last 2 seconds in Ligue1

Messi is made of fast twitch muscle fibres. I bet he had a great 100m time when he was younger.

Isn't the best kicker in NFL history some Danish guy who wasn't good enough to become a real footballer?

I'm quite sure Messi could do that.

Did someone photoshop Messi’s face onto a 12 year olds body?

This fatty wouldn't last 2 seconds in Oberliga Hamburg

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Don Bradman is the GOAT athlete, this isn't debatable

she have a close to perfect legs shape and lenght

She wouldn't last 2 seconds on my dick desu