Raiders @ Cardinals Gamethread

Phil Mikkelson > J Lo desu

Future #1 offense in the NFL looking sharp

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the cards finna go 3-13 this year

TYBC

Yeah I’m thinking he’s back

TOUCHDOWN
Y
B
C
/weready/

>Carson Palmer never got a ring
ITS
NOT
FAIR
LADS

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JEST THINKING THEY"RE GOOD NEAR ME

Never liked him 2bh

>USC qbs getting ring

>revealing your meme plays in the preseason

>memer murray needed special college style packages for him to be successful
Fucking trash

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TOO MANY FLAGS

>butthurt cardinals fans
And here...we...go

BERDS

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>memeay
back to baseball

>when your rookie DT can't blow through double teams and is getting man handled.

I don't know that feel bros.

this meme qb is getting exposed so hard

Is fitz playing? Oh nevermind, there he is, almost caught that too...

get it together clelin
is he a bust already????

Had any qb been exposed any harder than this manlet?

>trash o line
>meme qb
>cliff revealing all of his meme plays in the preseason
>all these flags

The cards are not winning over 3 games

That is the first time I see a qb get a false start.

Shotgun every play is fun to watch.

this team is a dumpster fire. literally 0-16 tier

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What

IMAGINE GETTING A FALSE START AS A QB LMAO

this is unreal. Cards are exposing themselves. Great pick in the 1st fucking round lmao when will you idiots learn that QB talent can be drafted in later rounds. Stop falling for this meme garbage

FUCK THESE FLAGS

AAF?

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I think this is gonna be a spaghetti bowl

wtf

This is a hotshot thread kiddo

imagine being shorter than your coach lmao

fleet

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is murray going to still play?

Holy fucking shit every single play is a flag

Anyone got a good stream?

what is defense

>berds

>hotshits
Worst color scheme in the aaf

livetv.sx/enx/

Say that to my face

IMPRESSIVE PLAY FROM DARNOLD TODAY

Berds making >my Raidies look like superb owl contenders desu

that man might be right

Cards, eat a snickers

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what if raiders is good now?

Terell Suggs? More like terrible sucks lol

Where is the goat peterman

>RussianRaiderBro shows up
>Carrmageddon already shitposting
The Gang's all here

Suggs plays for the cards now?

washington starting with the 2s over richard and martin

more like sucks lmao

Only in my Dreams.
In the real world they will always disappoint me

Shit QB

Just need Raider Nation

Let's go birbs don't fuck this up against the fucking raiders

glennon for sure just lost any advantage he had over peterman missing that one

Petergoat would have made that throw

The preseason is largely a field for the refs to build and vet their own, compared to the starters for the actual players. The NFL needs to get their shit together and pay / vet refs in a way that doesn't fuck over the rest of the league. The penalties tossed out is a significant factor for which the fans don't watch these games. It's not the primary reason, but it's a significant reason. The league is way too cheap towards paying and training refs. They are fucked otherwise, and they know it.

DC4
C
8

hey alexa show me free agent QBs

hey to future US territory

Hey, what's up US territory?

WHEN

Based 51st state

>This tall to ride

ESPN animations already coming back with amazing results.

What flag is this? I’m dumb

Based midget

Wow, dissed him for being short
Lmao

Don't worry, so is the poster that you're replying to

Iceland. Or the other land.

HE's back

>didnt move
>false start

>qb false start
IS MURRAY A BUST???

imagine them getting statehood before puerto rico

He cute

>I M A G I N E

Both of these teams are finishing in the bottom 5 this year

Starting up a new fanclub for Kliff Kingsbury. Call it the Kliff Kingsbury Klub.

Simulated snap fool

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a qb falsestart

Think about the biggest nut you've ever busted. That's how much of a BUST he is

>im getting off on dat
how does booger still have a job

even Kingsbury does not know what to do anymore with that shitty offense

That rookie ain't ready

BUST

>the KKK

KE KE KE

what xfl team will try to sign kyler at the end of the season and what mlb team will he go to instead.

what the fuck is this jgwentworth shit? looks like legal loan sharking.

Ayy this ESPN commercial break beat though

Amazing enough to make you pass out inside of the ladyboy you’re inside?

Should the cards be given a TD to start every game because their qb is a manlet?

Kyler Murray is going to lead this team against the XFL's champions in the X-Bowl

Kyler and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Imagine being named Booger

I am here for Peterman, where the fuck is he?

I think the a's would still have his draft rights if he decided to go that route

is the xbowl the best xfl team and the worst nfl team

I....I don't know what you're talking about...

literally omg. are you about shitty qb?

GLENNON WINNING HIS JOB BACK

Im so sorry berd bois
We have no business making it this ugly so fast.

LETS GO

You don't play the elites in the preseason man

yeah chuckie give it to em

Give in....

FUCK

>freaking out about delay of game on an extra point in the preseason
based

birb gang.... it's over

Grudens face redder than them AZ jerseys lmao

TOUCHDOWN DRAGON
LET'S THROW A BOMB ON FIRST DOWN
LET'S THROW A BOMB ON EVERY DOWN

Based Glennon

Special teams
>hands up, don't shoot
FUCK.

Comfy in a way

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boogers five year plan includes becoming a GM

Why was he so mad tho?

he's like the guy whos family life at home is hell so he snaps at everybody at work.

>gruden going nuts

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Holy shit, is Murray elite?

Fitz got to help him there.

elite bust

are the refs trying to ensure murray fails?

ngl he look super shook right now anyways

holy fuck murray is a bust

Imagine training your entire life, going to an elite college, and thinking you're going to actually be a Franchise quaterback... and then you come out looking like this.

The Cardinals actually thought they had a QB problem. lmfaoooooo

He should have went to the MLB

russell wilson took awhile to adapt

17 after 1 quarter

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>kylet rn

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shut up commie

>espn commercial AFTER abc30 new tv show premiere ad
fuck

MAJOR
LEAGUE
BUST

Damn bros are the raiders, dare I say it, back?

seriously though it will be entertaining seeing memesbury get btfo running his college plays against sophisticated defensive packages

Cards are getting fucked hard by these refs

>Never had a serious head injury
>The guy that turned you into a ragdoll is standing on the sideline with you

Kek

>all these flags

he doesn't remember him.

Weird how life turns out eh?

refs are anti birb
confirmed

>Vallejo
>plays for Arizona

Is glennon, dare I say, Elite?

>the entire media overreacts
>the entire media also talks about the media overreacting

Yes but not as elite as Carr

How did the Raiders get so lucky and sign 3 elite Gruden Grinder QBs?

>that OL cartwheel
damn

>That QT boom mic operator
I'm so lonely bros..

Keep her away from Incognito

berd bashing

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Saw her, definitely an 8/10

TYBCARRier
Y
B
G

>tfw no qt boom mic operator

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manlets btfo

Greenland dipshit

Kek

I'd boom her mic IYKWIM

ya im pickin up what youre puttin downnnn

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But why refball a preseason game?

Glennon stylin on this manlet

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Hey Raiders bros I just woke up, What did I miss?
How did the first team offense/Oline look
How did Jacobs look
And the Defense

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Razorcakes confirmed

Murray is a joke

>John Gruden made a $5,000 donation to dicks sporting good
pissing in a sea of piss.

>shoveling money into a sinking ship that hates it’s passengers and crew
But why?

>What did I miss?
Manlet man looking shook
>How did the first team offense/Oline look
good actually
>How did Jacobs look
Surprisingly solid
And the Defense
So far so good. nothing special though

OHNONONONO K ONK

First team looked solid
O-line looks good, D-line slipping a little
Jacobs didn't play too much but had nice runs
Giraffe looking cool
flags everywhere
multiple QTs spotted
Kyler looks raw

cucked

holy mother of bust

>cuckold murray

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didnt he sign a $100 million dollar contract. kek.

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>2 different Raider QBs with perfect passer ratings
Ah yes the Kliff defense

Holy fuck...

OWEN

SAFETY OH BABY

S A F E T Y
A
F
E
T
Y

>murray

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we winning the owl this year baybeeeee

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>entire gimmick is running
>sacked for a safety
yikes

wtf bros you guys told me murry would be elite

>drafting a worse tebow 1st overall

yikes the birb OL is trash

what qb will birbs pick with the first overall pick of the 2020 nlf draft?

E X P O S E D

Yall remember when we were gonna draft Murray and Lock because Gruden hates Carr so much....good times kek

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The 2 inch taller version of the exact same thing in Tua

Totali Notabust

Have no idea what the cards are thinking. It was super bad last year and all they did to address it was draft a meme qb. Its going to be a long year

Trevor Phillips Clemson

Long neck is so hot and cold.
hes so indecisive

He's Michael Vick 2.0. Cardinals need to start running him more.

*just backup QB things

Peyton Who?

>This whopper has NO BEEF, but you're still a fat ass

IMAGINE.

Get in here, we need more Cards and Raidnigger poster frens: discord.gg/mZGJ8wK

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>this is the raidurrs super bowl

>AT&T best wireless anything
AT&T is the reason I have a psyschological rage attack when my phone rings now, fuck them

Why’d he challenge that though lol

No, our bowl will be against the Bortles Rams as >we claim LA AND LV

Damn there goes the shutout

Oh damn that was nice by Kyler

Hundley starting the season for the cards lmao

Sorry dude, but that wasn't Kyler. It was Brett "Big Dick" Hundley.

Are the birds making a comeback?

Murray about to lose his job lol, 1st round pick my ass.

the best story-line

BRETT HUNDLEY IS THE FUTURE

The Chad Brett vs. The Virgin Kyler

GlennGoat and PeterGod

Backup QB battle of the century

manlet QBs getting BTFO

Why do you losers still cling to reddit tier cancer?

Do you need to be held at gunpoint to make OC?

Pls don't hurt Hunter

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Hunter Renfrow has such an unfortunate hairline for a 23 year old guy

Vick threw for 3500 yards in a season, wasn't a manlet.

Believe in Hunter Renfrow. There's a reason why excellent slot / fluild receivers are worth paying beyond flashy wide outs. Get ahead of the curve or continue to deal with mediocrity. Fuck 90% of the league.

Oh shit Hundley looks solid

Why is the Raider's defense so aggressive?

Hundley is the QB1

I have co-worker with the same hairline He's 19, but he has Crohn's disease

they want to welcome the new qb to the league

hundley playing like everyone thought murray would lmao

>oh no no no no

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Old school grudenball

REEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT A BLOW OUT DAMN

You can tell how much more command Hundley has over the huddle. Hundley should unironically start this season. Kyler's not ready yet

>Wanting a blow out
>In preseason
>Using reee
Stupid redditor.

Hundley looks like he can actually move the ball too, cards might have their QB and should let Kyler season for a year or 2

quick, put Murray back in so Hundley doesn't get hurt

Kyler looks like an Ewok chatting up the sidelines with his coach. Not even the charismatic Ewok that is E. Eliot. Pathetic.

94808577
My team doesn't get to blow out others often so I want one damn it
>WAHHH REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT
no (you) for you
>kliff uses Kyler all year long to prevent Hundley from getting hurt
>goes 0-16

lmao look at dis dude doe

No fucking way Murray is over 5'8

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>moss putting the cards on the grill
lmao

He's tiny, and he doesn't have the physical stature, in the face / physical build, to command an offense. He's a meme. Kliff knows he's living on borrowed time. Arizona needs to clean house from all levels. Clown town all around.

Fuck Moss

no wonder all their execs getting duis

kk is listed as 6'3 on wikipedia

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If he's 6'3" then Kyler is like 5'7" at least. Donesville.

dude, Murray is staring at his chin.

Time for Kyler to move to WR

They measure this shit at the combine. They don't fudge the numbers

If he was smart and agile enough he should do so. However, I doubt it'll happen. He's done.

I think Murray got measured at his pro day

This game is Belichick's nightmare. Andy Isabella and Hunter Renfrow running around not in Patriot jerseys.

Kyler has the look of a lessor IQ person. He's not ID range, but he's got a soft / "nice" person face with an athletic body. He won't make it. The eye test reeks of something wrong with him.

The Raiders are hiding Renfrow, easily. They have targeted him more this game, yet he's capable of more. The problem for the Raiders is they will never face the Patriots at this rate. Hunter is wasted on this team.

"dad can we go home now pleeeeease"

So Hundley takes the starting QB job for the Cardinals with Murray as backup right?

Kyler BTFO. Manlet status confirmed.

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this seems to be the logical choice. will it happen? nope expect double and triple down on memeray

fitzgerald out there with the 1000 qb stare thinkin 'damn im really bout to put myself through this bullshit again'

>26-13
Is this our year Raiderbros?

>it-it-it's only preseason

>barely taller than salters
yikes

this website lists Lisa Salter the woman interviewing murray as 5'2" and he's barely taller than her

allstarbio.com/lisa-salters-bio-husband-net-worth-body-measurement-family/

i hope so

That cardd OL was doing the robot

When will they learn?

>Height 5 feet 2 inches (1.57 m)
>Weight 48 kg (107lbs)
>Body Measurement 34-29-36 inches
gonna need to see dat ass

Found 2 good images, Lisa got some booty on her oh yeah

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Second

Doss making the roster or is he gonna get Snatched up if we up him on PS

Too much ass

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im thinking richard isnt gonna make the team
butler and brown looked better
maybe even martin not gonna make it either

Fuck off seamus

peterman with the hitstick

>107 lbs

I think she shaved about 40 off that number

>im thinking richard isnt gonna make the team
doubt
>butler and brown looked better
Like brown, has great size. Reminds me of Tay Train
>maybe even martin not gonna make it either
Really want DWash to beat him out

>Murray looking like a bust
>Haskins looking like a bust
>Lock doesn't even belong on a football fiel

Meanwhile:
>Daniel motherfucking Jones sitting on a perfect QB rationg

Suggs knows his team sucks. Bonesaw, Sucks So Hard University.

1 autistic QB takes over for the other

Fuck it just keep Peterman so he can be our preseason Goat like McGloin was

And my fuckin stream got (((DMCA)))'d
fuck copyright ain't hurtin no damn body watching a free stream get the fuck outta here with that _contentblockedincountry BS

go deep

>raidurrs

Goddamn

Isabella gonna be a good one. What round was he drafted in

round 2, too bad is gonna waste it on the cardinals

Damn Lisa, you didn't havr to say he was old shit

Damn, even Larry has to lie about Kyler. The greats have to bull shit just to not upset the order. Pathetic.

I got into an argument with a co-worker tonight over the Cardinals. I said that the Air Raid isn't going to work in the NFL and Kliff Kingsbury is just another college offense charlatan like Chip Kelly was. He responded by calling me an "old school pro guy" and saying that the college level is where the innovation is.

Why do college football people always think they're so smart for the fact that they have all these exotic offenses that never, ever have to go up against an actual defense?

>raiders with 2 QBs with a perfect 158.3
>peterman has a 100% completion rate and is not even 90
petey gonna pete

College is where flexibility and experimenting runs rampant. It's also where the best of the best don't line up week in and week out. Once you get to the professional level you have to compete against a highly filtered measure of players. The NFL may take in college level talent and take chances, but the NFL will always be the narrow end of the funnel compared to the wide end of the Collegiate level. The NFL wears down and beats down trends. College can get away with great athletes. It won't change.

>birds

imagine if she sat on your face as a prank haha

well they kept it close

GG cards, hope you guys win some games with Brett Hundley and fuck over your division this year

>play 4 QBs
>number 1 pick the worst by a longshot
Murray isn't even the 2nd best QB on the team.

And it's not like it even worked in college for him with his losing record. Yeah it put up a shitton of points, but the average final score of a big 12 matchup is 73-68 anyway because they don't defense over there

TYBC

TYBP

You can just put athlete people or run schemes that can beat a certain level of athlete, but that don’t play at the NFL level best of the best

It was free on the nfl app

I wonder if there is even a point of shittiness he could reach that would put someone ahead of him on the depth chart. He and Kliff seem so tied at the hip. They don't even have a 10 year vet journeyman to hand it over to for a year as he "develops" - the closest they got is 5 year shitter Hundley

Hol up are we just memeing or did I miss something important in the news? As far as I know, Denmark’s refused to sell Greenland to the US numerous times.

I hate the Giants but honestly I want Daniel Jones to succeed so bad just for all the shit they got for drafting him.