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fine, I guess

no hitter alert

I'm not expecting a repeat of last night. I'm sure the Cubs are winning this one.

how can you be so sure?

>Darvish's pitch was no where where he wanted and he looked disgusted
>Still gets a complete whiff and strike out.

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RIZZO WITH A HANG TIME SOLO HOME RUN!
1-0

I thought that was going to be a warning track fly out all the way.

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anyone have that dingers image

>Castellanos
>14 games with the Cubs
>7 doubles
>5 home runs
The steal of the trade deadline.

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AYE TONE

HIT ONE OUTTA THERE

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Based doubles man
Hes gonna crack 50...

Much better than yesterday, that blowout was the accent on a garbage day

Smyly doesn't even know how to bunt lmao

>darvish

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Because I'm a Phillies fan, and I expect nothing but disappointment.

3 pitch K on Harper. Top kek.

BOTE WITH A DOUBLE! HAPP TROTS HOME!
2-0

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>le 330 million dollar man

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Nice! Darvish looks solid and the bats are flying

And he let happ have a triple. Hooper is a hack

ALMORA WITH A DOUBLE! BOTE SCORES!
ERROR ALLOWS ALMORA TO ADVANCE TO THIRD!
3-0

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Hi I'd like the cheesteak spaghetti

RIZZO THREADS THE NEEDLE THROUGH THE SHIFT FOR A BASE HIT! ALMORA SCORES!
4-0

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Was Almora actually clutch?

>Phielding.

I gotta say these phillies unis are aesthetic

Almoras great in that 9 spot
Or hes just riding heywards transferable luck skill
Shame he cut the fro though

how does maddon fuck this up?

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so much for charlie manual

>Darvish through 4 with 47 pitches
Looking good

Maybe his perm was why his bat sucked.

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SCHWARBOMB!
5-0

Career homer #100 for Schwarbie!

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SCHWARBOMB

*slashes his way to 100 HR*

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Schwarbie!!!!!!!

>all those boos
Tonight we feast

Go Cubs!

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anyone wanna post schwarbies in the general with me?

Pulling dervish early and then burning thru the pen on bs matchups

No

BACKPICK!

based carrot

FUCK YOU THEO FUCK YOU...TRADE RIZZO FOR PITCHING

That was embarrassing

imagine being a piece of shit that lives in phillie

Imagine being a piece of shit that lives in Chicongo, and losing the series to the Lillies

blocked

>philthies so strapped for cash that they have to use their stadium for some shitty dj

>Len and JD discussing Diplo and Skrillex

We are all dubsteppers

>kills 6 cops in one day

32 dead cops in two months in chicongo. Nice try

Wtf I love Phillie now

Samefag

based, fuck pigs

>philthies fan can't do math or ratios

lmao if you failed a math test did you just boo at it?

Wtf I love Chicago even more then phillie now

Imagine you are so delusional about reality in Chicongos insanely high crime rate, you set your worries over to

>wolverine is selling food at wrigley

Circle game, and ban people for it. Guess you better boo the greatest player in the mlb in Trout since he loves the circle game

over to what? speak you shitheel

>philthies fan has to fellate players on other teams because none of his players are worth a damn

330 MILLION DOWN THE DRAIN L M A O

Cops die in the badlands all the time. But imagine your whole city like chicongo is the badlands in every corner. Which it is

Oh nononononono

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Imagine being a lifelong in CT who has to watch with the Philly announcers.

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and despite being an overtaxed murderville it's still more livable then an east coast shithole where everyone is an asshole

segura got fuckin wrecked and took it like a bitch

Quality start for Darvish is now in the books.
>83 pitches through 6
Darvish is good for at least one more inning.

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Darvish has been ace material for a month straight damn

>murderville
>livable
Imagine being a brainlet who also probably thinks he can swim on land

...

>Imagine being this butthrut that your racist gesture gets outed and you get a lifetime ban from a sports stadium because you decided to do it behind a black guy on national TV.

>this thread

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>imagine living in phillie and not killing yourself

a fate worse then death desu

>imagine thinking circle game is anything about race and been in play pre pol
You also speak for blacks too I see white boy

>cubs broadcasters struggling to find anything of value from phillie

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Castellanos
Why...

>I-i-i-it's not a racist gesture!
Cry more bitch cracker.
And enjoy your ban.

>Imagine living in a city where you live in murder capital and deny the factor and try to hide it by being progressive and say murder is okay so long it’s white dying. Dilate

Bitch I’m Latino, and I have a spine unlike your self hating white ass who gets triggered more about a hand gesture than the people who die in your city. Guess chicongo is murder capital and safe space capital

>getting so mad you fuck up your greentext
lol

This still makes Chicago fans seethe

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>Pretending to be a prosecuted minority
LMAO

WHAT A CATCH BY SCWHARBER

>getting so delusional you can’t address your murder rates, and the fact you lost the series to the fucking Lillie’s Lol

Hell of a catch, scwarbro!

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Schwarber fielding better that any rando Phillie.

>has to switch to shitball because his baseball team is garbage

admission of defeat right here

How do you miss that kick? Honesty what they get for shitting on the Vikings missed kicks for so long

>stops issuing walks

What did yu mean by this?

>Last 4 outings for Darvish
>36 strike outs
>0 walks
He's living up to the expectations.

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why did the philthiefans take the bait?

You lost the vs series to the Lillie’s 4>3. Do the math dummy

I want to DATE Yu Darvish

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Exposed burrs fan still seething. And you are going to say the sport is scripted

and the cubs are actually gonna go to the postseason

enjoy your 330 pretty boy though, can't wait to see him on always sunny

>vs series
>mattering
lmao

>darubisshu pitching well

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football is for absolute retards my guy

i can see why it's your favorite sport

Imagine beating the Lillie’s for one game like its winning a playoff game. Yet you could of easily swept them, yet you didn’t. Wild card exit for the cubbies again

"Yu is who we thought he is, a he won't let them off the hook!"

t. Dennis Green

>Darvish and Q are suddenly the best pitchers in the rotation
What universe am I in?

hey philthy...

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>I guess they never miss huh?
Boy do they ever

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>Football is for retards
We all know you watch the sport and are just seething about that play. Cope

Not sure lad, but watch which portal you step through.

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Not really, we won the season series. I’d be more mad if I were you if I had playoff hopes if you can’t even win a series against a half dead team like this one

>joe actually pinch hit for darvish

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>I’d be more mad if I were you if I had playoff
hopes
you did, at the beginning of the season lol

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>330 MILLION

Maybe the Eagles lend you Foles, he's probably a better batter then Bryce

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>Lead off double
Please don't blow this for Darvish.

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>THIS A REAL NIGGA CELEBRATION

thank you, Philadelphia!

Imagine getting into the playoffs via wildcard and then lose the wild card. Almost like ya didn't even make the playoffs at all

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yes, they'd be in the same boat as philthy

Triple play is order

Nice samefag. How’s Kimbrel?

>

The little league classic should be played on the little league field

>humiliate me

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If they were like the Lillie’s or want to be them, then the script goes you lose one key player with acl tear. Your not gonna like it when it happens in September

unironically a better investment

Maddon plays: The Wicker Man

Throwing, not in gameform yet

No samefaggery going on, great minds think alike.

Least they played and lost one extra game. Yay?

When one denies the samefag,
Just means they were samefagging all along.

like the iggles?

I thought you don’t watch football because it was a shit sport. Nice exposure to your true self retard

>18 IPs
>everyone is the same guy
lol philthies

I'm sure you are a "visual learner", i.e., a retard. Watch and try to learn.

youtube.com/watch?v=tknmddE9sBI

>Imagine beating the Vikings, letting the iggles into the playoffs, and then lose to them.
What did the burrs me by this?

What’s up with cubbies seething over one dude? You are just feeding him

hnggg... philthies

Wick is a mad lad

>Hoskins gunned down at the plate
At lest they only got one run out of that.

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SUPERIOR Canadian pitching
SUPERIOR Cubs fielding

No! We were to suppose to shut out this joke team. What the fuck doods?

What's up with the phillies bros seething over one guy? It's just one guy baiting

Which is it then? You backpedaling your claim?

Phillies bros need to chill out over this trolling asshole

No idea, but both seem pretty autistic tonight

You

148 / 40 / 18 / 1

walkoff bomb inc

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>your team signed a marquee free agent at market value and he has kinda underperformed so far!
Is this supposed to hurt our feelings or something? You’re the only one who seems to care about his salary

>148 / 40 / 1 / 1

>falls for scott boras hype
>ruins their team for the next 5 years at least

why didn't philadelphia just buy a monorail?

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Trying to hide the fact they hired Kimbrel

look please just stop I can't take this anymore

My point taken

>tfw monorail is getting old

Cant imagine the imminent taxrape to replace those cars

>Schwarber

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What’s wrong? You guys got a closer, just an overrated closer who blew games a lot

sooo phillies fan, why'd you guys sign harper for $330 million of all things? You could have shored up your rotation and gotten a better bat

>hired

This is baseball

It was either Harper or start nick Williams 24/7.

they bought him because all phillie fans are faggots who fantasize about being his boyfriend

>Maddon keeping Wick out
Either the circle of trust has collapsed or something really fucked up in the pen is happening.

I say hired since no one wanted that bum til the half way point, and making Harper look good in comparison. But hey least they didn’t get Diaz new right!

Actually wick is elite

Tfw the Cubs were also interested but had no money

It’s called the pitchers that year paled to the pitchers coming out this next upcoming season

it's called you suck lol

You fell the the Kimbrel meme

I can't argue with those digits

LETS GO CULLIES

Do you even math, Barbie?

>Maybe the Eagles lend you Foles, he's probably a better batter then Bryce
You should probably work on your English and also try learning more about sports before trying to troll people here

Says the team who couldn’t even win the season series against said team that sucks.

>darvish comes out of the game
>they start scoring

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>Strope

MADDON WHY

MADDON WHY THE FUCK

HOLY SHIT

4 wins>3 wins against a half dead Lillie’s team? Why yes, how did you know?

>Defense falls asleep
>Now Strop is in
They're going to blow it, aren't they?

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Ffs happ and bote...its all up to stroop

Did Strop always have those tattoos?

I'm scared..

it would be nice to have a second basemen in who can play defense

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Time to demote Happ so he can learn how to field a fucking ball.

MOVE HAPP CLOSER TO SECOND FFS THE SIMPLEST SHIFTS COULD HAVE ENDED THIS GAME

cubs lost

KEK SCUBA KEK

Inb4Harperdoubleplay

>Strop
>Harper
>MADDON

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Thanks for nothing Stop, Why does Maddon still use him for high leverage situations? I don't care if everyone else is dead.

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WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKING MANAGE A BULLPEN MADDON

WHY

what if i just hit a walkoff bomb?

Relax Cusbs, you have nothing to worry about. Have you seen how shitty the Phillies are with RISPs? This game is over.

Do you miss him yet?

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Why do the Cubs love making shit teams look good and get second life?

He was not doing well; all the best going forward.

BRUCE HOOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are such a fucking loser lmao

Cubs living in the fariweather's head rent free

ah fucking ha

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i called it

BRUCE FUCKING HERPDERP!!!!

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just here to post this .........*ahem*........CUSB!!!!!!!!!!!

>cusb

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Hiya Reddit.

GET FUCKED SCUBA DOOS

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EXECUTE JOE

>the shantytown of shitcago

Big Anus Just Prolapsed.

>cusb
Alshon, double doink and now sweep w/ a grand slam
thanks again Shitcago

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Commit self murder

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

GET FUCKING DECIMATED!!!!
Clutch prediction.

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Good God that semi-retarded Phillies hater wannabe troll kid in these threads got BTFO’d harder than anyone else I have ever seen all series

Wtf cubbies it was 5 and 0!

Oof

>Bogs bow to Charlie

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Strop is aids and maddon is a nigger

>Cubbies.exe has encountered a system crashing choking virus from excessive use of shit postings.

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Underrated.
t. Cusb fan since 2016.

Are the Phillies, dare I say it back?

Well they are now 3 and 0 with Manuel back

WHY DO YOU HATE ME THEO...WHY DO YOU HATE ME

I don't want to go to the general. Can we just hide in here and why or why not?

Naw, ya gotta face your demons now before they will haunt you for the rest of the season.

I'll bring the general to you, you're welcome.
>scuba
>cusb
>scuba

This post aged well.

Very succinct, thanks. Is there anything else?

why yes, scuba kek crumbs

No not really. Some
>mest
popping up now though.

Hey buddy

Philly will never lose a game as long as Charlie is alive

That was a good pitch too. Inside off the plate that most hitters would just take. Hooper got so lucky.

worth
every
penny

I was at the game tonight... I left after the 7th inning.

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Kill all Cubs fans
MURDER THEM

DIE YOU FAGGOTS

>Scuba kek

thus ever to cowards