/mlb/

Cubs @ Phillies

>it's another dodger edition

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For me, it's the undisputed 2019 WS Champs.

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oh shut the fuck up

twitter.com/timbhealey/status/1162119407486808064
>Mickey Callaway: "I bet 85 percent of our decisions go against the analytics, and that's how it's always going to be, because that is just on paper."

oh this smug anime-posting bastard really gets under my skin

stop replying to yourself.

twitter.com/ClemsonCarl/status/1162140298732085254

>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT

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what the fuck is wrong with you psycho?

He's a urinatingtree shill.

>Irish management

AY DIOS MIO JANKEES Y DOYERS

Jomboy here!

Barfs

>BARVST

LOL
>BAST
LOL

>barves

>barves

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>barves

OHNONO

>mests finally win a game

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Tree is funny for about the first hour you listen to him, then you discover he's just a whiny negative bitch that is just hard to listen to.

>his no, cubs no song was priceless and i'll love him forever for that though
>he should do a duet with julianna zobrist then have sex with her, just like most other males she sings with.

hell, im confident julianna would even fuck me because im 1/2 a cardinals fan like her new hubby Json. i'd pretend that her black nail polish, choker, dyed hair, and toerings are cute and not absurd immature things for a 35 year old woman to wear.

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i'd take one game of eating up on tehran after last night

>barfs finally lose their 189th consecutive playoff series

I'm just shitting on the >barves posters because >we still won the series.

braves pulling the good ol' "we won the series fuck it" game

meh, the mets still took pieces from your pen and shit. if calloway wasnt a brainlet who knew absolutely nothing on how matz pitched when hes in a groove, then it would've been a different story

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Why do people make fun of the Nationals so much in the playoffs when the barves have been far worse?

Because the barves are actually likeable

Just like AA cant find a closer or bull pen to save his life.

>win
>worse
>nasts

The Barves have never won a playoff series in the Washington Nationals era, therefore, they are not allowed to talk shit

fastest cub to 100 home runs Kyle Schwarber!

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and neither have the nationals.

>1/anything> 0/anything
>nasts

fuck it put shane greene in at this point. lets see a 30 run game.

>Nast
>Barvst
>Filst
>Marlst
Mets

you mean fattest lol

ironic that the only two teams that were able to win a playoff series in the gnats era are the phillies and mets

you got me good, schwarbro

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kek

Rockies desu

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Jombhow here

virgin jomboy vs Chad Hample

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>7-0
>only 3rd inning
ez comeback

Aren't you underestimating the Mets bullpen a bit?

>0-100 HR in 235 lbs

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BARVSE????????

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Monitoring this post

*slashes his way to 100 HRs*

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windians!

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All aboard!

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The most relevant player on /mlb/

Nats desu senpai

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Put my in the screenshot

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It works out to something like 41 hot dogs per home run.

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That's not Khris KRUSH Davies.

*strikes you out*

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sending much respect khris' way!

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things have really gone downhill

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Philthie keks thought zombie Manuel will save their season lol

Mariners!

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much respect to ya!

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Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

>it was 7-0

yay based memeners!

only a 6 run lead now.

b-based!

monitoring this thread

pfft! FUCK respecters! I ain't respectin none yall bitches. They ain't call me kHRush davis for no reason

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>cubs fan here!!
Well 'allo there, chap

saluting everyone here,

SYYYYYYKEEEEEEE

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Here comes the Discord

ay the number of fingers I'm holding up is the number of shits I don't give lmaoooooooo

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Hey Khris you better watch yourself! I'm gunning for you!

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aw hell naw khris, you better show some respect or else dawg

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>doyers

uh oh 7-2 now

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>100 Home Runs!
Nobody on base.

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>it was 7-0
>it was 7-1
Now it's 7-2

>be mests
>build 7 run lead
>give up 1 run every inning
>lose 8-7 in the 10th

>implying the braves bullpen can keep the game scoreless

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>be houston
>cheat
>lose

I couldn't give a fuck less about this game. I just want a series win over the doggie doos

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>rags

>tfw finally beat the dodgers

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>BARFS

Get in here, we need more MLB frens:

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Forgot link: discord.gg/mZGJ8wK

Eek

damn acuna

Yearlong 40 man clubhouse roster
No foul lines
Allow position players taken out of the game to re enter

god i wish that were me

>be stankees
>stank it up

>Win series vs Astros
>Downhill
Nice false flagging faggot

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Urg

This is why canadians are not allowed to be important in baseball

>yaks

>shuts out your favorite ball club

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this doggie doo really knows how to push my buttons

>21st on the all time rbi list
>HoF
What?

>barfs

Theyre great ideas and you know it
All fouls in play after 2 strikes = more live baseballs more action more plays

Who's ready for some late night white sox baseball?

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>strop

this gon be gud

REV UP YOUR SCUBAS

scuba doo time!

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zoinks scoobs!

Larper gonna dp

KEK PHILTHIES KEK

I miss steve stone...and it's the top of the first of his 4 games off...

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>road cusb

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>CUSBS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>cusb
jesus fucking christ

>BE SCUBS
>GO ON THE ROAD
>GET SWEPT

OH I'M LAUGHIN'

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Holy fucking shit

OH NO NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT DID BRUCE DO?

you had one fucking job chicago. oh well fuck your team fuck philip banks your a phone

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>SCUBA DOOS

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>CUSB

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A HARPONIAN CUSBIAN SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!

IM LEGIT GOING TO FIRE UP THE GRILL FOR THAT ONE BOYS

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>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB

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hit a grand slam walk off to win the game. phils scored 6 runs in the bottom of the ninth to win 7-5

KEK SCUBA

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scuba dooba poooooo!!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=0_C2HJvtRDY

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GET FUCKED FAGGOT

BUT BUT I THOUGHT /mlb/ HATED THE 330 MILLION DOLLAR MAN

It doesn't matter, nothing matters...

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>cusb
>doyers
>stankees
good day for baseball desu

HEY
WHAT IF I JUST
WHERE'S
WHAT IF
HEY
WHERE'S MY
HEY
HEY
WHAT IF I JUST HIT A
FUCK YOU
HEY
WHERE'S
HEY
WHERE'S MY
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
HEY
FUCK YOU
HEY
WHERE'S MY
HEY
MY RING
FUCK YOU
MY RING
HEY
HEY
FUCK YOU
HEY
WHERE'S MY WALK OFF BOMB
HEY
WHAT IF I JUST HIT A WALK OFF BOMB

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KEK SCUBA KEK

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So now we know the Miku poster was a who's false flagger this whole time.

APOLOGIZE

#lifelong since 2015

Is anyone still watching the Stankees getting absolutely BTFO? How is their pitching this bad?

>cusb kek

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HEY

>mfw it's hitting season

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>cusb

LMAO

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zoinks scoobs!!!!!!!!!!! this must be the mystery of the disappearing 4 run lead in the bottom of the ninth!

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>cusb

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IT WAS 5-0

photoshop this with scooby wearing a cusb hat, shaggy wearing a brewers hat, and fred wearing a cardinals hat

hmmm,,, we need to solve the mystery...as to why a 4 rrun lead disappeared...lemme just...lemme just drop a .... lemme just drop a ...
>scuba

WHAT IF I

kek scuba

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it was 5-1 with 3 out left. The >cusb got 1 out and lost 7-5

HIT A

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How the fuck do you blow a 5-0 run lead lmao just like pitch it well

Boystown will be thirsty tonight

I just can't with this team anymore......

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You ever wanted to see what a cliff looked like?

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skuba kek

you know she threw that hat away on the way home and bought a philly hat and a harper jersey. sexy and cute af slut though, good find.

I MISSED YOU HARPER AS LONG AS YOURE FUCKING THE CUBS I DONT CARE WHAT TEAM YOURE ON

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philthies were stealing signs in the last inning
fuck off cheaters, cubs needed that game

>It was 5-0

Oh cusb you always find a way to choke

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KEK

How can I hold all these hits?

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Red emoji is the official mascot of /mlb/

330
MILLIONS
DOLLARS

Worth
Every
Penny

>Miku

>He still believes this
Cubs will be in the playoffs. What will the philthies be doing?

>will be in playoffs
yeah at the rate you are playing thats a hard "no"

HEY
/mlb/ remind me again how much Bryce HARPER cost?

OH HE MAD

>mest lol

>cubbies.exe has encountered a fatal game choking virus for constant use of shit postings. If results continued to occur, please contact us at WrigleyCO.org

They have more home games than away games left. Playoffs are still a lock, can filthy say the same?

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lol scuba

Scuba keks fell for the Kimbrel meme lol

OH NONON

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bleedcubbieblue.com/2019/8/15/20802633/overflow-thread-3-cubs-vs-phillies-thursday-8-15-6-05-ct

Scuba doos

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scuba dooba doo

What's the number for shitcago sports radio?

>yaks

>Cubs will be in the playoffs
they have to play on the road in the playoffs yknow kek

oh no :(
scuba doos took a gigantic poopy poo :(

SCUBA

Someone please screenshot Shocked Mets Kid, he was just on SNY broadcast, funny reaction image

...

ESPN is 1000 AM, WGN is 720

what if the mets actually blow this game

What if your mom blows me

EDWIN DIAZ IN OH NONONONO

thatd be gay

>MEST
MEST
>MEST
MEST
>MEST
MEST

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Your mom is a slut

scuba dooba doo?

>if
Who do you think the Mets bullpen is?

What a fucking bomb. I didn't even see where it landed.

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Is Bryce one of your favorite players now?

is he back?

based cholly unfucked the phillies

naw, all of my top 5 players are pitchers. But brooce hooper is definitely in my top 5 of the night.

>fucking trout just hit a bomb off the sox

WHOS GETTING NO HIT BY A LITERALLY WHO

kek scuba

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>cusb trying this hard to deflect

>cusb
kek

James Shields lol

Too fucking close to comfort. Jesus christ get gagnon out of the bullpen dispensing cookies faster than ubaldo jimenez. Still will take this win for them and not seeing diaz shit the bed

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SCUBA KEK SCUBA

Found the whosfag
WOE WOE WOE SIGH SIGH GETTING NO HIT HAHAHAHA

Uhm, ah... let me just... what if I... HEY!
>cusb

Check the box score again scuba.

Good thing >we don't have to face the RedSox in the playoffs. The Yanks are chumps.

Say hello to your 2019 World Series Champion Cleveland Indians!

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scuba kek scuba!!

The James Shields trade lol
A big red down arrow lol
Wheel of Fortune lol

based woebros dabbing skuba keks into the abyss

Still losing and 20 games behind the Cubs.

And as shitty as they are, they still have a better road record than the
>cusb
Explain that.

hm..let's intuitively discuss the reason for...
>scubaing

scuba kek cusb

Redpoll me on Wheel of Fortune.

lifelongs celebrating like they won the WS again because they got a split in CIN. BTFO by Pilates Jake and Harper in philly. that HR may have fucked the 2019 cubs harder than Json fucked Julianna Zobrist.

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>be scuba
>get swept

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Our guy lillistare setting cusba keks into a bona fide hurtle

Check the box score again scuba.

Matt olson is elite

108 years lol
a billy goat lol

Clearly the Cubs actually appreciate their fans unlike the whos sux and they don't brand them with a big red down arrow either.

NO HIT????????????????SHUT OUT????????????????????????? TIE GAME FAGGOT

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julianna zobrist kek

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OH NO NO NO
twitter.com/VanHicklestein/status/1162196204828184578
WGN CALL OF THE GRAND SLAM

>Phillies hit the walkoff slam
>Cubs take out their anger on White Sox fans
????

BAJP has just nocked and drawn some pure fucking ownage!

as a cubs fan please have mercy

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remember when bruce hooper BTFO'd the cusb then they tried to talk shit about the sox then abrooooooo just tied the game with a 2 run homer

JULIANNA ZOBRIST LOL

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SKUBAS KEK

IMAGINE BEING A CUBS FAN

nah son fuck chicago

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>GUSB

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Derek Holland was a former sox pitcher. He pitched even worse than Shields and Smarch. Dutch oven more like Dutch piece of shit.

NL Central is so obviously a one playoff team division
Both wild cards will come from the East

>b-b-bute the white sox
nononon

I can see it now

Braves
Cardinals
Dodgers
Mets
Phillies

so who makes it? Phillies or mets?

Can we please not jump on a team's fanbase when they lose like this? We're not animals. We're baseball fans getting together to discuss baseball related things.

You're right, I'm cusba. Please skubakek me.

First day on /Chicago/?

the nationals are there user. I know that the mets are still in the race, and have a break getting to play an easy team for once, but the nationals are still one of the best offenses in the game crippled by a shitty bullpen. Doubt they fall out

Please we're all humans, just have a shred of mercy and empathy for a human..please

sensitive lifelong spotted

are you somewhat in the mire?

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That was a good pitch too. Inside off the plate that most hitters would just take. Hooper got so lucky.

>lucky
he swung the bat and did it well. Harper has a fucking moonshot hitter

Mets easily over take them.

I bleed like you bleed, where is the empathy?

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How new?

harper's still dogshit

>cuscubas

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no. i'm unconfident in the mets right now. They did play at least tough against the braves, but they need to do it without mcneil now. Sure their schedule is also not easy with the royals, injuns and braves next up, but they need to keep pushing

also pete is gonna get to 45 gomers at least

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Fucking based

*homers.

>whos
OH NONO NONONONO

>it was 5-0

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>more comedy Central
>not easy
Nast are toast.

>cusbs

injuns are good though. I have my worries on them and the barves as always

The Mets implemented systematic doping that would make the Russians ashamed

The losedians are only "good" because they're in the comedy Central.

>
they just murdered the yankees and did pretty good against the sox.

The AL Central is the heartbeat of baseball

How come no one expects the GOAT Mike Trout to do anything?

CUSB FAN HERE

Hi. I am still here. Somewhat in the mire, but I am still here. Over these last two weeks I have watched so many of you quietly enter the marshland with me. I can see you, sitting beside me, waist deep in the water and bog.I CAN FEEL YOU

youtube.com/watch?v=mpHnfWD1I3M

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He already hit 40 home run tonight, what more do you want?

remind yourself of connor mcdavid

have mercy for a human

mire and the bog kek

Anyone can swing a bat, doing it well is a matter of consistency. Give my grandma a thousand pitches and she'd pull a moonshot with this ball

wow bryce harper finally did something

cubs are still in first place
what place are the white sox in? oh right they have no chance to make the playoffs

Cusbadoo

This.

cubs are in second by win% actually

Bryce Harper haters are funny

>Who Sux
>fans

cubs are in first because they are the most lovable team in baseball
no one cares about the who sux

But but I thought /mlb/ hated 330 Million Dollar man? What the fuck is going on?

no cubs are loved ur team isn't loved

I want chicago to leave this general. Theyre all fucking retards

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cubs are the most important baseball team in the world
they are one of the most successful teams in history and they are the epitome of class

these chicagoans, they talk like crazies

cubs have class and are loved for their class. what the fuck does ur team have?

No. I'm too busy having fun making fun on the cubes.

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classless, meanwhile, cubs fans have class

>BEERSNAKES LOL

IT'S A GUTTER WAR

Bubut t but I thought /mlb/ hated 330 Million Dollar man? What the fuck is going on?

>Not winning the World Series for 114 years
>Success
They are basically just a hair better than the Lillie’s. Which isn’t something to be too proud of

Enough class to bully a man into seclusion for over a decade for catching a ball in foul territory.

based cubs with the real class

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It was deserved. Imagine if it was your team. What would you have done?

Like you haven't laughed at the Sox being a dumpster fire team for the past 7 years.

Bullshit.

Been upset at my team for being shit.

jesus shut the fuck up chicago

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>cusb

twitter.com/EricGebhardt06/status/1162200357805514752

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The glue that holds Chiraq together.

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This is coming from the underage mets fan who showed up for 3 weeks only because his team was winning.

That's because you ARE DUMPSTER FIRES!!

you have proofs on that?

I am so sorry.

670 The Score trumps both of those.

It's called the archives.

White Sox are the good guys.

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They suck though. Look at them losing to analheim right now.

we /chicago/ tonight boys

773 here

Racist.

i need legit advice /mlb/. i need a new team to be a fan of. i was a fan of a team that recently won the world series. But I'm tired of their players and most notably their manager promoting a degenerate lifestyle with no family values. Sadly The man that won their WS MVP fell victim to this degenerate lifestyle in allowing his wife to have sex with another male with his permission and promotion as well which destroy his family and will scar his children. He didn't have these ideas in his head until he lived in his northside chicago condo. But he got off on it, he also encouraged his teammates to enter his wife. Married veterans like Bryant and Rizzo declined as they had stayed faithful to their own females, but Ian Happ was more than happy to do such sinful sex with a mother of 2. It was not Ian Happ's fault, he was given permission, but it still wasn't right.

I no longer want to be associated with such sinful sexual behavior that appearantly is allowed within the Chicago Cubs. His teammates knew, but let it continue...his team let a young rookie get involve in a complicated adult affair which ended in his demotion to AAA ball. I'm fucking sick of it. I need a new team.

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If I see another chicago poster I am going to blow a gasket

scuba kek

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How did a fucking pair of tits fuck up the cubs so bad, i thought if anything a bunch of guys would a been fucking Kelly(a real Goddess) and got into a fight that destroyed the team...but Julianna Zobrist...LOL...a girl that fucked a black LOL

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Who did Ben Zobrist's wife sleep with?

>They'are all from Chicago and they don't even talk like humans anymore. Go look, I'm serious. God those idiots piss me off. You guys should go look at these idiots.

>who sux
HAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONO NONONONO

>those protruding teeth

Why the huge disparity in AL standings vs NL standings. Are the teams really this lopsided in the AL where the 5 decent teams just sit there and shit on the 10 terrible teams.
The NL is real baseball

>losing to the angles

>they're a bunch if chicagoans and they speak like a bunch of monsters. They make posts like "as a human please show mercy" but I don't even think they're humans anymore. They're monsters. Take a look

sniff my nuts
t./hoc/

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she's gross, if you're a cub and you want a fuck a cute blued eyed blonde why not go for Kelly?

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As a human being please show me empathy. I bleed like you.

ENOUGH ALREADY!

We are not the cusb, scuba kek, scuba doo or any of those retarded names you morons use to try to put us down, and that julianna slut's actions do not reflect the long standing rich history of the Cubs. WE ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION CUBS, SHOW SOME FUCKEN RESPECT, ASSHOLES!

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who sux lol

>That place is evil plain and simple. Take a look and see if you can find sanity. I could only find Chicago monsters.

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>scuba kek

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>I'm starting to see ellipses instead of periods. I'm starting to hear a Chicago accent even when nobody's talking. Take a look. That place is a loony bin... OH GOD

Respect is gained and lost as fast as the exit velocity of Harper's dinger. And keep in mind Harper could only muster 1 shitty RBI over 3 games with the dumpster fire White Sox.

Maybe tomorrow.

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This game aint over, who knows who will hit grand slams to win the game on the road

>I feel like I'm in crazy town. No human even types that way. It's fucking mental I tell you. I look to find someone like me but it's all Chicago. It tereifies me to my very essence as a huma- help!

abroooooooooooooooo

kek do more of these

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skuba

kek scuba

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>Respect is gained and lost as fast as the exit velocity of Harper's dinger
the killer blow...based bantz

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No Italian prostitutes.

Daily reminder that BAJP is a fat fuck with a fake Waffle House gf

>WHOS

chicago never shuts the fuck up oh my god

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it's real, clayton and cody will back me up

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shut the fuck up, chicago retard

Another LA white girl goes for mid-westerner cock.

Cuck.

sick em aj

I have AJ filtered :^)

wrong again stupid chicago retard
t. mets fan

nobody talks like this

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>Asstros

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stealing peoples reaction images and filenames I see

get em aj

oh leave it to a chicago asshole to steal these reaction images and filenames... THOSE WERE MINE!!!!!!

i dont know it looks like you are seething. maybe /r/_baseball is more your speed

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i got a boner when seen a dick

retardja chicago

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you're not wrong

Mets fan here!

dullahan a shit SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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another day in the closet, at least i have my mets

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dullahan a shit SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

HOLY BASED

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Ohh well at least our team doesn't cost 250 million and got walked off by Brooce Hooper today.

>also julianna zobrist isn't the ex wife of a literally cuckolded white sox player lol

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dullahan worst girl

dullahan is a dumb bitch

Dullahan is a cuck and a double nigger

I don't know anything about Dullahan but she has big anime titties and that is fucking HOT

dullacringe

i love dullahan

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Man that pitcher entry was cringy as fuck.

Angles trying to pull a >cusb here

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
WE ARE IN THIS

Dullahan is dull

Damn, this shit has some suspense.

>ANGLELS

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck you ausmus, you fucking faggot, not only was that obviously legit, but let the game play on

Dullahan we know your stealing images fess up already coward

dullahan is a thief scumbag taking images

Fuck, i blame showing the faggot lifelong wearing a Mack bears jersey before the last pitch. GG angels

no game tonight. the pennant is ours if they just let us play already

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as a dullahan I am so sorry

consider suicide

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sportsmockery.com/2016/06/bartolo-colon-ate-james-shields-career/

youtube.com/watch?v=-rYjfciwWGk

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Based DeGrom to the Dullahanies!!

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wait it was 5 points to 0 points lol

Can someone fill me in on who the fuck the dullaha is please?

this is hell sitting out a game knowing you'd win it

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James Shields lol

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nigger do you know who kasen is

we have to perform some covert operations...we're grabbing a big fish tonight....tonight....we feast on the dullahan...

youtube.com/watch?v=vS43ZgcQ_hE

can't wait to punish the barves in the worlds eries

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a nene has been sighted... perhaps....we should...add to our meal....a 2 course meal...yumm....

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chicago redditards will never know the taste of a ring

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feels good to be in first

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this aged well

shut the fuck up

fuck you and fuck this chicago reidit general. the mets are going all the way this year and there's nothing you can do about it

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just keep your head up schwarbro...!

now you're straight up being an imposter

you put him in line, schwarbro

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this idiot general is stupid. you people don't even talk right

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so not only are you stealing my writing, but also my reaction images. shut the fuck up

mets

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kek scuba doos

hey schwarbro, I have a ton of respect for ya! keep doing your thing!!!

this idiot general doesnt have a writing style except retarded.

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shut the fuck up imposter

STOP IMPERSONATING ME, ASSHOLES!

It's a shame his #100 milestone was overshadowed, but I have much respect for it and I have much respect right back at ya!!

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you schwarbros, you know you couldn't attack me in a frontal assault. So you're trying to weaken the backdoor of the resolve of my cusb hatred.

>admit it and illl respect you more

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yeah this is impostering me because these are the exact fucking filenames I use

the chicago idiot reiditors seem upset at the mets

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hey man, show some respect

except you are using THE EXACT FUCKING FILENAMES YOU FUCKING RETARD.

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I gotta respect that analysis, but I'm just here to share the schwarbies brother!

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what the fuck are you even saying idiot. you idiots don't even talk right in this general

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again, you are using my fucking filenames. fess up already

Reminder that these are the cubs who currently hold the Wild Card 2 spot. aka the Road team spot

these imposties are cracy!!

fuck off bootyblasted idiot. retard

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no because you are taking my images with the same filenames you fucking retard

these are my images and filenames idiot

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no, they arent

>mets

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What do you think of Schwarbers milestone? Fastest cub to 100 HR

so the front door is covered by an m2 and 2 m1919s...the rear is covered by a tommy gun, m1, and a guy with a BAR who's always drunk so you decided to go in that way...I gotta respect that analysis

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mets might sweep to the posts eason

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>these guys..these guys are fucking scary. take a look. they're stealing my filenames...they think they own my files now! they're holding it hostage! it's like I'm in a monkey playpen!

It just never ends

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we need godgers

Not using the superior version
youtube.com/watch?v=v0f4RetWmeQ

>I told those idiots, "those are my files". And those idiots kept using them. I don't know who to turn to anymore. This has gone beyond all reason. Go look and tell me these idiots are sane.

this general is the worst. you idiots don't even talk right in here. so fucking stupid

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Yanks. What a shitshow, but to be fair they had won 10 straight opener games with no losses all season so the law of averages and such. The spectacular fashion in which it finally failing was hard to watch though haha.

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>Scuba kek

"why yes im a new york mets fan how could you tell?"

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"why yes im a chicago cubs fan how could you tell?"

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>le open mouth face for whatever I disagree with

This is kwayzie

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So many idiots to add to the list. I don't think I can do this alone

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What did he mean by this?

>Tripfag
>Calling anons idiots
Refer to

"Bryce, It's hittin' season"

God bless you Inspector

>Tripfag

What did Ben do wrong? Why did Julianna leave him for Json?

it's not like he was a loser, he's rich af, 2 WS rings, 1 WS MVP, he bred her well and deep twice to fill her feminine craving to be a mother, why would a girl do what she did to what no contrary media can say wasn't a really good guy?

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I really appreciate the support user. If I just have some time I think I can expose a few people. Things have been much worse the last week and I am here to fix that. I still have a list of the usual suspects but I think it goes a bit deeper than the usual list. I am actively looking into this.

That little wet pecker couldn't satisfy her cocklusted Mandingo fever.

how did he breed her so well if he has a small cock? she posts pics of her kids all the time, she prolly shouldn't desu, just like she shouldn't ruin a lovely marriage, but Ben has tier-1 DNA he puts inside her for when she wants to be preggers.

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Ben Virgin had his seed mechanically extracted.

>another episode of Zobey and the Lusty Swamp Monster
I hate this show

Just sit with her already

she has been in hiding, but the papparazi got her with a swollen belly : P There's a good chance it's Json's, I can't wait to see that caramel colored baby of hers. She'll write a new christian song about how it's OK to ignore the 8th Commandment as long as it's interracial.

if you HAD to put your mouth on julianna, 1 min betweeen her legs, or 10 mins on her toes?

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Julianna is completely fuckable. In fact, she might do all kinds of weird and degrading shit. I'd fuck her a bunch just to see how far she'd go. You could probably punch her in the ribs while she makes pig noises after a couple of hours.

I bet she smells like every essential oil at a crafts store spilled on her at once and got off gluten despite not having allergy to it

>that smile
why are her lips so thin?

today was a good day of baseball ;)

She could have gotten injections but it was against her moral code

What is this meme's name? Why is it so based?

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I have it on good authority that it's from reddit

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>cusb lost
>stankees lost
>doyers lost
>barves lost
Good day for the amazing Mets indeed!

All aboard new thread!!!!

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