/hoc/

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howdy

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I will be lurking both /hoc/ and /ligemx/ today for maximum fap, thanks guys.

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did your parents not love you user?

girls are fags

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big fan of girls' tummies
and also hockey

I heard /nba/ didn't even have a thread for 3 days.

If you like skinny flat chested women with no asses I have some news for you.

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I'd like to slap a shot into her 5 hole if you catch my drift

grim if true

>that vgk fan in the back
haha

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AYY LMAO

Seethinglina Relocatingsoons

oh no we gotta talk about carolina again for fucks sake

we're having a comfy qtposting thread, take that elsewhere

don't

Randylina Alldayicanes

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wtf man, I just ate

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Thanks for the (You)s going to cash them in with Latvia soon

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They loved him but hated niggers

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What did he mean by this?

>womanlets

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still thinking about that extremely cute f2m I met yesterday

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fuck dykepuck

based and redpilled
fuck womanlets

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First for the Bruins

Please don't use such vulgar language, Yea Forums is a blue board

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>post number 49
I like awoo german poster better anyway

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Remind me again how much they're paying that lazy faggot russian kuznetsov.

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>*bird wing flapping noises*

duck fykepuck

Panarin is going to regress now that he's been paid. Cap this post.

less then the bread man

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Doubtful. The guy came from extreme poverty.

Panarin is going to have a great year personally, only to have it wasted by all of the plugs around him as they miss the playoffs again.

based, I love you user

Real hot takes guys, let's pick up where we left off in say 30 minutes?

>Dallas Stars
>hot tub
>snow
>evergreens
>hot girl
Nothing about this image makes sense.

move to vancouver and get some kip pusy?

>unironically thinking the Rangers will miss the playoffs

Thank God that Dale Jr. is still with us. Go Canes.

Highly wifeable. All her teeth, beautiful grimace, wearing Oilers jersey.

Panarin and Lundqvist can't do it all by themselves.

nice digits
thats not really a limb you're going out on there, they prob won't

>Lundqvist
>rags

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I know all the playoff teams thanks to Gary, no >rags to be found

Depends how much Carolina and Columbus regress.

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Haula and Dzingel finna bouta pop off

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25% of 7-1 is still enough to beat your shit soccer team

heh

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Daww he so smol

based

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>Bruins

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10/10 would defend Reich for

Broke my stick blade today lads, had to buy another one

Jane Goodall is going senile, dressing them as humans is crossing the line

oh sorry you must know german internet is like living in the sunbelt, absolute shit

violence amongst spectators is not okay

instagram.com/katya_ogo/?hl=en

How dare you, sir.
Living in the sunbelt is wonderful.

How will Brazil ever, EVER recover from 7-1?

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BASIERT UND ROTGEPILLT MEIN BLÄTTRIGER KAMERAD

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wtf

user, think of the advertisers!!!

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i eat ass

youtube.com/watch?v=cjVQ36NhbMk

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Canes are finally revealing their new away jersey on the 20th.
Maybe other teams will reveal theirs soon, too.

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eat balls gaylord

Based

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stop posting arousing photos to a blue board, thank you for your consideration

Sabres also just said that they're revealing their 50th anniversary jersey tomorrow at 10 am.
And they're going back to royal blue in 2020-2021.

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>carolina sucks so they have to milk their fanbase for money by changing jerseys every season

Stop using gendered language to address everyone

would rather see this

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chill out man

based

Randylina Genderidentities

ROYAL BLUE IS BACK BABY

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cheeky

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>on a random Tuesday
Why?

first one to get the hill billy to seethe gets a fresh (you) from me personally

Taco Tuesday at the fortnite office

That's when the new shipment comes in

it doesnt matter what day you pick when nobody's watching

Skidaddles

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odd name choices.

Xheattle Dickgirls

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If they're called the Seattle Totems, that'll get shortened to "the Totes."
Think about that for a second.

>imagine believing rags, crapolina or poolumbus will make the playoffs

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I think Sweden and might be retarded.

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If Carolina and Columbus drop out, they will be replaced by New Jersey Philly, or the Rags. Islanders may very well miss out as well, leaving a spot for Montreal.

I remember when this guy was a forward and had dual eligibility as a D in fantasy hockey. It was great having a forward in your D slot.

>rags

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>islanders losing a playoff spot to montreal
weebs everywhere btfo

I'm sure people who missed out on him were quite pissed off

I rate the habs but fuck no. Isles should make it

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I need more proof

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infograph made by pierre mcguire

Racist general
Racist sport

Hockey better make changes soon or it will be cancelled

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wtf is percent of peak

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it doesnt reference that one time he talked to the assistant secretary of that kids that dad and knew he was going to be a superstar right away tho

better version

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There aren't any players left like that anymore, the last one I recall was Byfuglien. It's all about versatility, guys who have C/LW or C/RW eligibility are great. Guys who hae LW/C/RW are gold. Last year i had JT Miller who had LW/C/RW, but he didn;t perform as well as Id hoped. So I dropped him.

Who the fuck is M. Dano? Marko Dano? That guy was cool I think. When the fuck did he get back? Where was he? Poocuver? I have questions. Spoonfeed me, other Teds.

which bar represents his peers

Dude.

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He's a bust like Mark Letestu.

Trick question. He only no peers. Only disciples.

No one knows and no sane person cares about this irrelevant stats

Change #1:
The entire population of New Zealand will be executed by the time that training camp starts.

THC pens fucking suck, the high is shit and doesn't last long

I am now in a situation where I have to travel an hour to the nearest location to get trained in for my job because the guy who is supposed to train me is literally a bitter angry autistic guy and all management knows it.
This is my next 5 months.

Today I spent one hour with him in which he sat in silence as he deleted emails from 2018.

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File a formal complaint.

im going to have to agree with this post. I gave up on those pens, back to good old flower

It's a test and you are failing.

He'll get fired

I feel stupid for not understanding this.

i use green dragon extract carts, and a battery with an adjustable temp
and I use edibles
flower is to much of a hassle

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I talked with my director yesterday and told her that I had 6 months to learn this role. It’s been three weeks and he has shown me a day and a half of work.

This morning she went and addressed him in a private meeting I think.
He actually spent two hours teaching me things today but the entire time he was insinuating that I am not knowledgeable enough and don’t have enough accounting background to do this job - so much so I went and bought a pack of cigs over lunch.

After lunch he avoided me the whole time and when I had him in his office that was when he did the whole email delete shit for literally an hour before I just excused myself.
Every question I ask gets a one word Yes or No answer and nothing more.

Depending on how tomorrow goes by lunch I will tell her she needs to get on the phone with other locations ASAP.

to each their own I guess

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It’s not he is quite literally an autistic piece of shit.
When I got the job (government work) I got a DM on social media from a county commissioner congratulating me and then saying “we are not looking for a one to one replacement” meaning ‘we are so done with him, please don’t be him’

It's retarded analytics with no key.

that sounds like a fucking nightmare, broseph
I don't envy you
>but that goes without saying, I guess

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I won’t but I won’t file a formal complaint.
They told me a week and a half ago to be prepared for having me visit different locations to learn. Meaning we are sending you so you can actually learn not from this weirdo

>When I got the job they said this
And now you are on the job and they are testing your mettle. And you don't seem to be doing anything to remedy the situation. Grow a spine. Unless they are specifically looking for someone without one, in which case youre fine. You're an internet, and all you do is complain. Chances are they complain about you too.

Think my cock is too big to watch this sport. I'm 5 inches erect

>You're an internet, and all you do is complain.
Shut the fuck up, Canada
You're an internet

>You're an internet

You’re upset at me with no knowledge of the situation...
Yeah I’m sure the fucking county board really had this “test” in place for me 6 months before the main guy retires, that’s had complaints ring up his entire career

Fucking retard

>intern
Not only that, you are a demanding intern

You still need to shut the fuck up, (You)
>cockbreath

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Really dislike this "deliberately misinterprets shit just so that he can keep arguing about things" Canadian poster.

/hoc/ island is happening
forbes.com/sites/rachelsandler/2019/08/15/trump-reportedly-wants-the-us-to-buy-greenland/#63692a7c4235

He was traded for Saad, then systemically abused by skipping development and making him ride pine instead of sending down to AHL. He has a decent skill set, he could recover with some farm time to be a decent 4th liner.

fuck off

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Unironically based.
Come on, Denmark. Take the money.

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First for Nuuk Bucks hoisting the Stanley Cup in 2024

Cry more you fucking faggot. My knowledge of the situation entirely consists of you making redditt tier blog posts where you do nothing but complain and blame other people for your perceived problems. You sound like an entitled little shit fresh out of school that has never actually worked a day in xer life, and think your 4 years of book learning is equivalent to this guys 40 years of real life experience. Youre talking about going in there and demanding they transfer you to another location (What, do you work at an H&R fucking Block, I don't know many "government" jobs that can transfer employees at the drop of a hat unless you work at the fucking DMV.) Not only that, you are weeks into the job and already making demands? Who exactly the fuck do you think you are? You have an accounting license. Congratulations, you and every other person who can do basic math.

Stop posting your garbage complaints to /hoc/.

think of all the danishes they could buy

checked for the devil's chosen plant

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>ice
globalnews.ca/news/5771022/nasa-greenland-melting-ice/

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How much is Greenland even worth? 1000 bucks?

For me, it's the Godthåb Thunder.

bout tree fiddy

>intern
With the same title same pay and same benefits. They just hired me 6 months in advance to keep the county budget from spiraling out of control while I learn

Fuck off douche

imagine typing all this out
have sex

BASED AF

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imagine using /hoc/ as your personal blog

The ice will come back brother. It will cover this planet

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Every state consists of numerous counties... they would have me drive to the surrounding counties to learn the process.
This idea was literally proposed to me a week and a half ago while I was still getting my office together
The guys a nut case and has kept a job because of one thing only: the quarterly audits pass.

Douche

when that ice melts and exposes more rock and accessible ground, that place will be worth an absolute shit load in minerals, gems, etc...

Everyone shut up, it's time for my loins to play

Just crop dusted virgin island with silent farts

I haven't seen ice rankings in a long time

Imagine being a mentally-ill seetheposter.

Imagine thinking the nhl needs pro/rel

FUCK OFF, I'M WATCHING THE CARDS

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We already have their state flag ready to go

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Hol up....how did Burns get 83 points as defenseman?

By abandoning his post to go on "adventures."

Going on "adventures" sounds kinda fun desu

Yeah... How's them minerals working out for africa? Like shit. Because there's no hockey there. I think I made my point .

god i'm glad grid iron is back
>/hoc/ is coming

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GAME POSTPONED COACH STUBBED HIS TOE

>rags

9 bing until k/o in Weinerpig

go team blue

Trips of truth

What's your game time snack, /hoc/??

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I absolutely don't understand hocko pro/rel desu
It seems convoluted AF usually

bad teams get demoted

good teams get to stay

that's all it is.

Spaghetti and meatballs

That's a european product

Please....enough with the pro/rel talk. You're going to summon Him.

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sounds gay, why would anyone watch that shit

ass

my lionsies :)

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NO ONE DOES HAHA THATS THE JOKE;

literally anyone but Sam's faggot bombers

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buljong

>county budget
Fuck the county budget. They're just gonna blow it on grumpy old people. You're the future. I don't know what's going on. Fuck I hate off season.

*humming*

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ayyyy

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alberta.ca/top-baby-names.aspx

What is wrong with albortions?

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How do I get into girls? They seem kind of interesting.

bombers are pooing on these chumps

At least they are white people names and a lot of them are bible names.

Just don't name you're girl Sophia. It's not unique anymore.

bible thumpers

>2016
>Owen
Based Owen Hart chads naming their Chad sons
Or Emma

>look at boobs
>look at more boobs
??????
>get bored and become a footfag

Start by sniffing their shoes when no one is looking.

these are all fantastic names

There a full video?

Yeah but you can't have it.

t. Logan

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

comfy is just a code word for boring desu is just code word for jealousy

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anyone have the link for the /hoc/ minecraft server?

the worst name ever is gauge. it's pronounced gayj but spelled completely different. also what kind of fucking name is gauge

normal names are boring, in québec we have super-crackheads that give their kids fucked up names, here's a list
journaldequebec.com/2019/04/16/voici-les-prenoms-quebecois-les-plus-inusites-de-2018

Pronger is the best Blue of all time

no, it's for me only

All of these names are incredible holy shit

FUCK OFF WINNIPEG GET OUT OF THE WEST DIVISION!!!

Liams are FINISHED

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holy fuck that website just killed my computer.

Gib

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dumping list of names

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>that kid named Hollywood

If you've ever watched TOP GUN you'll know that Hollywood is fucking useless and gets shot down non-stop in both the training missions and the final battle

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I'm sure the sound better in french

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...

moar?

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>Sharlotte
Quebec must be stopped at all costs.

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>joodly
>scoot

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So this is the power of a distinct society.

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all the girls names sound like porn stars

Don't lie /hoc/, you'd pound Sonoma's ass in 16 years

>love lord

Future chad

>isaac
plebs

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>thunder

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>don't talk to me or my son MORPHEUS ever again

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But Bambi is a boy

how many of you are actually incels

hochelaga tweakers don't care my man

/hoc/key

what's that?

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>the virgin incel
>THE CHAD VOLCEL

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I've had sex years ago many times and I don't hate women. I'm just on a 10+ year dry spell.

have sex

I had sex once. Was underwhelming to say the least.

this

Currently married and the wife wants a kid so I'm involuntarily uncelibate

I don't need to, this trips gave me an orgasm
do it again

I give you a quick dubs

based

After the kid is born, you have at least 3 months of inceldom. Get your jollys on now, I was going crazy between lack of sleep and sex.

no homo

same

i turned down sex last night

we will surround the leafs then we will annex them

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it's been over a month since I had sex (with a female) bros

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>at least 3 months
But the cooter only takes between one and a half and two months to heal and go back to normal.
Sounds like your wife pulled the wool over your eyes for a while there.

I've never had sex

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>wojaks

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I came here to talk about hockey
stop fucking around

>anime

finna ted some dude and have a bourbon lads

so talk hockey then

What the fuck is hockey

I came here to fuck hockey
stop talking around

Mine had a C section but trying to get her in the mood with a newborn was damn near impossible.

Yeah this guys right lets get this back on topic.

Who is your favorite pornstar?

>I came here to talk about hockey
nothing has happened for like a month
nothing will happen for like a month
welcome to the offseason

YOUR MOTHER

THAT YOU, YOU'VE BEEN GREAT

I fucked here to come hockey
talk stopping around

>having a favorite
Degenerate

i dont know the names of the whores in the pornos i watch

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Mia Khalifa, hockey relevant

you're right i have like 20 favorites

>pretending not to have a type
fucking weird and bluepilled

Bailey Jay

women have names??
I wonder what my mom is called
I should call her
In fact, let's call Our Mom's and ask them how their day has been

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Just give me your moms number so i can proposition her

for me its team Smuk_Froks

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I saw my mom earlier today at the gas station shit was weird man

Reminder that all sports are scripted freetofindtruth.blogspot.com/2019/06/57-159-jordan-binnington-cool-customer.html

gonna get their ass torn out against Munchen, lad

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>when no one is looking.
But what if I'm an exhibitionist?

Not even Coast to Coast AM claims shit like this

Zach is fucking stupid

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you couldn't even handle the Sheeps. get your bush league team out of here

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seattle :D

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>Luxdeep
100% thats a male pornstar

LETS GIVE IT UP FOR *YOUR* SEATTLE SMUGFROGS!!!

skidaddles =D

seattle frog dudes

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seattle francophones

seattle owo

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seattle >rags

based

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seattle seamen

seattle metropolitans

seattle wetbacks

Redditlina Cumbutts

checked

seattle seahawkeys

portland bollards

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Lol cause it rains a lot

hockey

the Hockey Hockersons

William’s Lake Will From William’s Lakes

my lionsies :)

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marina

delete

>brooklyn islanders

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marinara

Victor from Victoria

Why does every team have retarded logos?

because it's a retarded fantasy

marina + onion rings

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watcha thinking about, /hoc/??

How many points does he get this year boys? Also what do you think his contract will look like.

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my loins :)

Language

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Thinking some spaz is about to start spamming that ugly greek/irish halfbreed and it's time to take a shower and hit the hay.

sex

Business ideas, can't get past true /athletes/

wondering if that old fuck buddy i spoke to today, is going to want to fire it up again
>also DUDE

Finland

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Numbers. What do they mean and how can we interpret them?

Be complete within yourself
>i assume the rest it just fucking around on your calculator

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Thinking about Boeser's team-friendly 8x7M contract

One day, you will become an integer and achieve true enlightenment.

one day, we shall all be enumerated
and Peace shall reign supreme
>won't that be nice, ewe guise?

eating ass

hello

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Against Boston fans it is

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>not based Brett

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Every day.

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you lads must be trolling

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this is pure art

Hometown legend, Stanley Cup champion, Patrick Maroon

stop

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They have names??

stan lee cup champion and pornstar slayer michael del zotto

mia, remy, jada

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Scarlett Sage

Never let this die

>Milkk
>Erasmo
>Stepharly

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>yfw >your team drafts Love Lord Gelinas out of the Q in 17 years

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forgot one

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Howdy Howdy :)

Lord Victory Pouliot is a proven winner though

>Lord Bustory

Hate when I go take a jack hughes and then right as I finish and flush my body decides to take a kaapo kakko

We'll take you down this year

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what's happening

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Do you think Martine-Rhode Christ Roy could be the first female goalie good enough to earn an NHL roster spot?
If not her, I'd keep my eye on Llthishaa St. Pierre or Nounpagnasonita Dumont. Both of them could be tall enough.

how could you even consider that being possible? women bodies do not possess the stamina to perform in an nhl level game, not to mention that all it takes is one power forward driving the net to basically kill her

my loins :(

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I don't know, man. That dykepuck spammer finally got me to watch a game, and Martine-Rhode Christ is something else. She's at least AHL-level.

>She's at least AHL-level.

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can't wait for Bless Rock Vincent Tremblay to lace the skates with the Red Wings in 2036

i don't discount the fact she might be able to stop pucks at a level close to men goalies, but there's a reason that men's tennis is 5 sets and women's tennis is 3 sets. if a female goalie took any of the bumps that rask took in the playoffs they'd face a career-ending and possibly life-threatening injury

i made that post

cool story bro

No, I did.

thanks man. I like contributing to hoc

How about Harlequin Dream Gauthier, then?
She's still two years out, but that bitch is built like a fucking truck.

i established a lot of /hoc/s narratives

what was your favorite thread ever on /hoc/?
>for me, it was designated >rags thread

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you're welcome.

I also made the >S post

what the fuck kinda name is that?

my favourite one will be right after the leafs win the cup

I hate when I make an abhorrent post and people call me Sam.

>I so glad that I am Harlequin Dreaming

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I was the OP of that thread and it was one of the best days of my life. They’re naming a building after me on the Mountain.

the Yea Forums thread was fun

Milkk Lafrenière could cushion herself against anybody charging her crease just with those 34Gs.
Still don't understand how they found a chest protector that fit her.

we had a bretty good Yea Forums thread some months back

was there a Yea Forums thread recently? havent beeen there ever

Royal rumble I think

see the list of fucked up names given to kids in québec in 2018

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frogs were a mistake

I have to write a speech because I'm best man at a wedding in a few weeks, but everything I'm writing feels fake and lame

>2015

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Just plagiarize the lyrics to "Till I Collapse."
Trust me, it fits.

/hoc/ peaked in summer 2015

>points
75 or so
>contract
8 yrs, $9.5 mil, with the Kitties

how sad

>that retarded college zoomer who claims to be broke but keeps his freezer stocked with expensive and unhealthy shit like hot pockets and stouffers “meals”
Do millennials really have it worse off, or do they simply not know how to budget/take care of themselves?

Every elimination day thread is a joy
Especially the >laffs ones

>St. Louis Blues legend Wayne Gretzky

its literally budget
t.zoomie

tag yourselves

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Im the guy jingling keys so fin looks at the camera

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what happened to boomer?

stop bullying Fin

Gila looks like the Rhino guy from the Me and the Boys meme

>it goes Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie, Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then *insert groom name here*
It could work

Thinking about having a fap, reading a chapter of my book and then getting comfy with kitty

just sing GloryHole by Steel Panther youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc

>tfw don't have a gay-ass mascot that walks around acting like a buffoon

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the octopus is your mascot

Imagine if you kept making >rags and a literally randy tier faggot multiplied by three kept shitted up the thread. Thats /mlb/

allright faggots, who made a /hoc/ on Yea Forums just now?

Do it, sounds like a chill evening

best mascot is best

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THERE HE IS

Yeah, but it just sits up in the rafters until needed. Doesn't walk about hamming it up during every stoppage of play handing out coupons.

Yea Forums thread
>

cringe imitation

fuck wrong one

cringe

Dunno, but /shall/

Don't think I'm ever going back to Yea Forums after that.

what are you reading lad?

dropped that caps webm and promptly left desu.

You can just post it here whenever you want if you're not a pussy.

Why don't you

Killing Commendatore by Haruki Murakami

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try a stream of consciousness

yeah thats enough Yea Forums. That board just has a cursed pressence

Pretty based if I am to be honest. I posted Kakko and Bulju

He’s my favorite author check him out this is his newest

Stinger's head really is too big and creepy.

/mlb/ can sniff our nuts

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got a sneak peak of the next thread and its pretty lame

>there are no lizards in canada
wtf lads?

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sweden? more like excellence lmfao

That's literally the only difference between a zoomer and a millennial. Millennials at some point learned "o shi, budgets work. Lol who knew?"

is it spooky? i dont like spooky books or movies

Op's pic really distracting ^^

na his stuff is more surreal and bizarre than spoop

Stars will win the Stanley Cup in 2019-2020, screencap this

go back to Yea Forums

I didn’t stop being afraid of the dark until I was 25

No

Watching old Stone Cold on hot ones lads

>mest

i cant see the puck

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Can you not post pictures of my girlfriend. Thanks

Your girl takes refugee dick

try opening your monkey eyes

Looks like southern BC has some

No, those are asians

blessed post

Oilers and Habs will never win a Stanley Cup

i have severe astigmatism. hockey is ruined for me

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my thoughts exactly

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better be a shanon thread

G

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