Why cant they beat USA in Soccer?

Because USA has a hard time getting into World Cups so the sample size is small.

Mckennie is just as good as him. Brooks maybe too. Adams not far behind. Our u23 is pretty legit m8, enjoy it while it lastsp

Cope harder, the team assembled by Fabio Capello was brilliant. Your Rob Greens, your Emile Heskeys.
Our team was shitcore then, nothing compared to our brilliant 2002 team

They've had 3 competitive matches, zero wins for England. Their #1 sport. Why are they so shit?

Remember England has the same WC records as we do in the past 20 years

Wait, the US got to a semi final too? How did I miss this?

>that serious reply

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Because england is a size of alabama

We are unironically better than England at soccer that’s why.

0 world cup for usa
0 world cup for England

Draw

Got robbed by the ref against Germany in 02

because as fellow anglos we don't want to damage the spirit of our brothers from across the pond

Actually you have 3 World Cups over the past 20 years

So did England in 2010 lol

why are you autistic?

I'll never get over that handball. Also we made the final of confederations cup, and eliminated #1 team in the world, Spain in the process.

They've never made a final in last 20 years.

>pre VAR results

This

FUCK GERMANY

i realise you're new to football but those made up tournaments are not taken seriously and are friendlies, otherwise we'd be bragging about winning the tournoi de france in 1997

Truth hurts Nigel. You actually think you're a big soccer power, but you're actually mediocre.

Even English people know their Nt sucks tho

we're definitely mediocre. you're literally bringing up matches from 1950 because you cant even qualify for a major tournament anymore

England also cant name a bigger win in 20 years than our win over #1 Spain that took us into a final.

>beat England in our biggest match with them
>beat Mexico in our biggest match with them

Literally on top of the fucking world until one of those shitters beats us in a bigger game.

The USA versus Portugal is even funnier. The USA knocked them out in group stages with both Figo and Ronaldo at their peak.

JUST

>Figo and Ronaldo at their peak

lol what the fuck are you talking about you idiot. figo was over the hill way before ronaldo hit his prime

England invented USA. Americans should be more respectful with your British masters.

Unironically we always show up vs the very best, and lose vs shit tier teams. Even tied Italy in world cup the year they won it.

>lol what the fuck are you talking about you idiot. figo was over the hill way before ronaldo hit his prime

We beat (actually CRUSHED) them in 2002. And they barely scraped out a draw in 2014 you dumb faggot. Nobody said they were playing at the same time.

England doesn't have the clutch gene

you didnt knock them out in 2014 though you fucking moron

usa have won 1 world cup knockout game since 1930, england won 2 last summer

Better than a Portuguese master, Joao.

Yeah well you're not white so take that

The USA played in the group of death in 2014. Germany, Portugal, Ghana. Only Germany and and USA advanced. All Portugal had to do was beat the mighty Americans to advance. Thus, we knocked them out.

nice mental gymnastics you dumb mutt

Then why can't they beat USA? Is it a mental block? Will you always be inferior to us?

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ok jamarcus rodriguez jr

You fucking can't beat Americans in soccer when it matters. How does that feel?

wait, scratch this, they didn't win a knockout game in 1930

you cant even qualify for a major tournament against fucking trinidad and tobago; how does that feel?

Imagine actually posting this LOL. Nigel you're embarrassing yourself.

>FIFA rankings in the summer after a world cup

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>has never beaten USA in a competitive match.
we've played two

a bong calling an american a mutt is utter pottery

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COPE

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Yet USA finished first in their world cup group together. Why do you collapse when it comes time to play Americans?

>we've only had two chances!

Fucking pathetic. We showed up in our two chances, where was Brave England?

you're 56% white at best. all your athletes are nigs. white americans are genetically inferior

why are americans so obsessed with England/Britain? genuine question

>You lost a cup too
what Disneyland abomination was that, Trent?

We've played 3 competitive matches. 2 wins for USA. One draw. Why are you so bad at beating Americans?

reminder you didn't qualify for the last world cup because you lost to a tiny island ranked outside the top 100. your team is dogshit and only getting worse. ours is getting better. sucks to be you, amerifat

the world renowned rous cup

Hey pot im kettle

>literally losing at the sport you invented to part time dentists

I don't know, but their habit of talking about irrelevancies (eg the confederations cup) shows them up for knowing nothing about footy

everyone's obsessed with England/Britain. nations you've hardly heard of are obsessed with us over shit you didn't even know we did

iceland are a better team than the USA Though. they actually qualified for the 2018 world cup.

What does this have to do with England's inability to beat USA when they play? Is it a mental block? Why do we intimidate you?

>england has never appeared in even the final match of the Euros, let alone win the tournament

Meanwhile Denmark, Greece, THE SOVIET FUCKING UNION, Czechoslovakia (lol hasn't existed for 30 years). Hell, even the Dutch have won it and Belgium has appeared in a final match.

ABSOLUTELY EMBARRASSING

England is a failed state

They lack the clutch gene. A nation of chokers.

>all your athletes are nigs

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Clutching at straws, pedro. Stop trying to salve your ego because you fluked a draw against our weakest squad ever and focus on improving your shit team that can't even qualify for tournaments anymore.

hey kettle
why are you so obsessed with England/Britain? You're always starting threads about us, or droning on about shit that descends into a pissing contest. What's up lad?

i don't watch soccer, do they really have a losing record?

>zero
>world
>cups

riley sticka

Clutching at straws, yet your posting things that are irrelevant to the topic of England vs USA. How can someone be this stupid.

England have played USA 3 times competitively and lost twice and one draw.

Imagine having invented the sport and watching the United States get to host a second World Cup before you.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>toboggan and tomato

It's true.

take your meds cletus

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England have lost to far worse teams than the USA. If your benchmark for success is having a winning record over england in less than a handful of games, you're in terrible shape, fella.

It's so bad they have to bring up things irrelevant to the topic of USA vs England competitively. The absolute cope.

Had a 2-0 lead over Brazil too in the final. They weren’t ready for greatness

>host

>an organisation invented by Frogs and run by JFs is ABE
imagine my shock

In competitive matches:

USA: 2 wins
England: 2 losses

1 draw.

the cope is you clinging to some meaningless games and overplaying their importance because your current team is unable to qualify for a major tournament anymore.

They are also 0-1-1 in competitive combat.

Why havent you made a final in the last 20 years like USA? Why do you lose to us? Why do Americans always show up when it matters when we play and England doesnt?

we've only played 2 competitive games

>He still thinks it's two years ago
Based

Dont even bring up boxing, its absolutely hilarious. They're delusional and think they're great, when in reality they're very mediocre.

But that’s what matters. Also Our women are world champs

why didnt you show up to the 2018 world cup? where was that american heart when you were losing to trinidad and tobago? you had some genuinely good players in 2010. now you're in shambles. tragic

do you mean like this?
and so on

ya fat retard

3*

YOU

ARE

NOT

WHITE

IRRELEVANT

MUTT

This thread is about England vs USA competitively

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M8, you are giving excuses as to why not beating the USMNT
Lmaoing at the absolute state of you and your caliphate

Not anymore. Deal with it, fatty.

Based

>fatties won't get a star in your lifetime
feels good

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Was that the face you made when we saved you from Nazi occupation twice?

Enjoy your Arab mayor

>England never beat USA in men's divegrass
Is that a real stat holy shit that's pathetic

Cant even beat fat mutts in their #1 sport. What does England mean by this?

imagine sucking US cock on the internet

>only games they've won is irrelevant friendlies

pfffffffhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Yeah Ameribro. They dont want Americans to find out, but it's true.

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enjoy your white minority, third world crime rates, school shootings, opiate epidemic, health "insurance", obesity and prison-industrial complex

SEETHING

good thread

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lmao don't you guys get arrested for tweeting "nigger"? you have no room to talk

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Hey bro do you have a license to post that

>Arab mayor

>this one britcuck chimping out because his precious divegrass pride got shattered
toppest of lels

for a country that doesn't care about football
you lads are always starting and participating in threads that are about nothing but football
>almost like you care deeply about football and are just hiding your pain/shame at not even getting into a World Cup thanks to Trinidad and Tobago
m8s

*Part and parcel

based

Based ameribros crushing these islanders scum

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actually it was you amerimutts who couldnt stay on topic: >be american
>get shot

Stop brownosing us hispanic

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They live for the sport but cant even beat the USA once in it. What are they legitimately good at? Cricket?

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Based country. Actually good at multiple sports.

>entire catalogue during American hours is /mlb/ general, /nba/ general, /cfb/ general, pre-season football gingerbread, cubs gamethread, red sox gamethread, etc.
>threads still up right now
>AMERICANS ARE OBSESSED WITH SOCCER
holy fucking cope

Your country is so irrelevant I cannot even find it on a map

hello Juan

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>when you don't care about football but spend an hour in a thread about football
m8

>undefeated vs Englel
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

because you're uneducated, inbred opiate-addled hick who lives in a flyover state. not even your own countrymen want anything to do with you

>he says
>in a football thread
cope

I'd be surprised if you were one of the few americans who could even find america on a map pal

What sports are England legitimately good at? Cricket? Snooker? Darts?

England is a country full of literal queerbags until they beat us in a competitive soccer match.

.

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7-1 hispanic

qualify for the fucking tournament then you spastics

Doesn't even win at MMA anymore. Zero male MMA champions.

>ctrl+f (you)
>41 results

yanks on strings lmao

no

t. literal queerbag

>ctrl+f (you)
>11 results
kek nice

Is this a cope mechanism for USA being undefeated vs England in 3 competitive matches?

Not even a proper argument lmao

i only got 11 and one them was your post

16 for me, thanks lads

snooker

you've been getting btfo all thread lad, just scroll up

>giving them more (You)s
total mong this one

Thanks based Pierre. Score one for English snooker.

No you just keep going off topic with non answers

do Americans even realise they're trying to insult the English in English? Do they know how cucked this makes them?

You have had multiple nations laffin at you all thread. Absolutely seething.

why cant yanks beat england in a competitive (you) match?

Still no real argument

history is nothing but the journey of England making other nations seethe

this thread is simply a continuation of that

>m-muh argument

back to reddlt kid

We dominate you at soccer, boxing, mma, olympics, list goes on. What sports are you legitimately good at?

Societ Union was an elite team, don't understand why are you shocked over then.

>We dominate you at soccer
hahaha

>invent sport
>get schooled in it
the american way

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I wasn't referencing boxing, but I like the way you think.

You even lose at that. The absolute state.

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Soviet*
Shocked*
Damn It phoneposting
Ah, Czechoslovakia team wasnt bad too. IIRC they went to 2 WC finals

>Brazil
>White

Pick one

>We dominate you at soccer

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3 competitive matches. 2 wins for USA. 1 draw.

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>americans are too retarded to realise that searching for "you" and "(you)" will bring up vastly different results
o i am laffin
HOW are you all so retarded? come on now, tell me

>Moving goal posts

122 lollll. OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

>you got an argie, a pseudo-argie and a frog to ABE shitpost
teach me your ways oh banter lord

Reminder Poongland has a 0% win rate against the Mighty US of A in competitive soccer

>you
>not (you)
the absolute utter state

I didn't even banter u

Why you always siding with the Brits. Is it because you are also shit at soccer?

Excuse my countryman, BR-kun

lmaoing @ your life

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Fuck off schizo

>tfw no gf

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O Im laffin

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Imagine only being famous for 7-1

ok mate...

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You literally lose everything to Americans. Why? I don't understand.

1/806. Is that how many white people are left in your country????

fucking hell I love watching Americans try to argue

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Screencapped

STILL NO REAL ARGUMENT

YOU LOSE JUST LIKE 1776 AND 1812

COPE. 2-0-1 vs England in their #1 sport.

Nah no problem, he's a (you) hunter

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>2-0-1
kek what the fuck is this? americans, every time

Jesus Christ, I hate to say it but this Yank has my fellow Bongs on absolute strings here. Embarrassing lads.

You posted that mutt meme. You're the one coming in here to defend your former colonial masters

>
Do you know that many brazilians browse Yea Forums? I didn't post any mutt meme fren. Stop being so problematic

What face did you make when this happened?

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>yank education

youtube.com/watch?v=5QrYbEcMwNw

>implying more than 1 Brazillian can afford internet.

Bet your just a Brit on vacation anyway

Anyone who’s not a lazy nigger has health insurance. Almost all employers offer it. LMAO

based Nigel

ebic

This entire thread is pretty cringey

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>when you're scottish
I see you trying to cut ahead in the dole queue pal, back of the line

Actually I live in Maryland. But keep coping little monkey

OH NO NO NO

agreed. What do you say, Hank? Do we become friends and end this centuries-old rivalry for good?

everybody who thinks England and USA should become best friends right now, say BEST FRIENDS

BEST FRIENDS

it's ten autists repeating mirthless cliches at each other in lieu of genuine human connection, what do you expect cletus?

No and tell your arab mayor to stop insulting Lord Trump

Special relationship.

BFF

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>implying I live in London
>implying anybody who lives in London can speak English
BEST FRIENDS

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>When English cope is so bad, the thread becomes /pol/

But the english did it in 1966

>Cletus
I’ve already told you I live on the waterfront in Maryland. Meanwhile you live hours from the nearest body of salt water LMAO.

Just a reminder England lost to the colonies during the revolution and then their entire empire fell apart HAHAHAHAHAH.

It's almost like you didn't read where he said in the last 20 years

Do english ppl regret this? If you started in the 30s you could have more titles nowadays

HTTR

s-sorry user

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yeah im living in baltimore must be great

>Meanwhile you live hours from the nearest body of salt water LMAO.

we live on a fucking island lmao, what are you talking about you utter spastic

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>google “average British man”

Get this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAVHAHAHA

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remember when England was white? lol

>Meanwhile you live hours from the nearest body of salt water LMAO.
mate we literally live on an island. I'm enjoying the childish insults but come on, let's keep it reasonably realistic

>Maryland
that's pretty hick mate

And you live no where near the ocean.

>he thinks Baltimore is the only place to live in Maryland

Pic related is you
ahahahahahhahahhaa

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This thread has gone from a legitimate bant fest at the expense of England to being /pol/

How did this happen?

...

Read the first response

yeah it's kind of sad - yet also kind of cool

lmao you cant be this stupid. then again, you're a yank

because Americans have the second worst sense of humour on Yea Forums
>the only thing Canada has ever "won"

>he’s 5’9” and looks like this

AHAHAHAHAHSGSJAHS

I'm honestly shocked England has list twice to USA in competitive soccer, no matter the scenario. It's their #1 sport. We suck at it.

jews blacked your google

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>when the bantz get going and americans don't know what to do and return to their /pol/ instincts
lads

We have more white people than you have total people LMAO

Imagine having Pullisic as your best player

*white hispanic

we also suck at it la, I won't lie. But sucking at it and it still being our #1 sport is baller let's be honest

Acting like one American takes away from England getting absolutely BTFO by American soccer and the seething brits in first half of this thread.

True

you mean this thread about england that was created by an american?
I honestly was enjoying the insults but /pol/slurs are so boring now

Don't really care for our England team anyway, full of Spurs, Mancs & Scouse cunts.

I only love Chelsea and the Patriots. The rest can hang.

BEST FRIENDS

Yeah I stopped posting the sports related bantz when it become pol. Very sad. Thread was going so well for us Americans until that happened.

>we also suck at it
we don't suck. we're mediocre verging on good, same as always.

>tfw chelsea rent boy
>tfw genes riddled by london smog and rickety legs, thus jealous of athletic northerners
sad!

COPE

>Mfw this thread

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>I stopped posting the sports related bantz when it become pol

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>the inbred rat chuckles to himself as he seethes, furiously typing it out

stealing isn't a job, lad

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Why cant England beat Americans in soccer? Is it an inferiority complex?

its because england are shit. you can leave the thread now

Is this actually true? I've only ever watched one USA vs England competitive game, and that was the stupid 1-1 in the World Cup where England's goalie fucked up in the worst way possible. Have they really never beaten us?

b-but it's true

Thank you based Nigel

3 competitive matches. 2 wins for USA. 1 draw. It's final redpill.

in competitive game, no. we've only played 2. because we can only meet at the WC (and maybe the confed - if that still even exists - and if it counts as comeptitive anyway)

'cause it's always full of dirty scousers & spurs cunts

Keep scrolling island monkey.

mickey mouse tournaments aren't competitive you berk

>the suvvern virgin types, in his cramped, over-priced studio flat that he rents
>as the norvern chad reclines in the study of the two bedroom house that he owns (WITH a conservatory ;))

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Were you crying when you typed this

Nah, USA are alright. Your Women's Soccer team are cringe though.

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conservatories suck lad

>2 bedroom house

LMAOOOOOOO
I’m 26 and just bought a 5 bedroom, 3000 sq ft house in SC because I’m not a poor little bitch like yourself. Stay poor, and enjoy those gloomy days while I rip it up in my perfect weather year round, bud.

real talk now la
World Cup and European Championships are the only relevant tournaments for European nations

yes

wow thanks for making me feel bad. i wish i was a based ameriGOD such as yourself.

>while I rip it up
do what?

What went through Clint Demspey's head when he took the shot?

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I could earn five times my current salary if I took one of the jobs American companies keep offering me
but I don't fancy getting shot/the constant diarrhoea of american cuisine if I'm brutally honest

also if you think anybody knows what "SC" is outside of your country, you are mistaken

>norf can't stop thinkin' bout souf & yanks

rent free.

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now please tell me about your huge cock

>when you outbantz Americans and they don't know what to do so they just run away
a tale as old as time

>"No! Now Rob Green's gonna win the Europa League cup! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

10 inches

Literally prove it, monkey.

The look of utter defeat

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Is it bad a care more about American Football than soccer nowadays?

sounds like it's thick and heavy

lol GOML kid, i own a top floor penthouse in the shard and drive 5 ferraris. stay poor amerifat LOL

What was going through his mind lads?

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sure, let me just post personal details such as my full name, job title, the British company I work for, the American companies who want me to work for them and maybe even my pay slip. Would you like my bank account details, sort code and PIN? And of course, let me do all this for no monetary gain, or any kind of gain at all.

you bloody fat retard

Probably this

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He was praying to Allah at that very moment, straight at Mecca.

So you can’t prove it lmao. Good one abdul.

he was thinking of a juicy american cock filling his tight arsehole
I mean

investment analyst taking in high six figures, own five mil of real estate in prime locations, dating a fashion model - just popping in to say yanks are shite at football.
gotta run lads, ciao

something like "Everyone's going to hate me for this"

To his defense he made an amazing save later in the match

>be english colonists
>rebel
>destroy britfags at the height of their power
>speak english
>our english is superior to british english to the point where it becomes the worldwide standard and the queen's english is confined to their shitty island

Sounds fucking BASED to me

>(you)

>destroy britfags at the height of their power
with the help of france, russia, germany and spain

>he says
>in English

On the American internet. Never forget Nigel.

C O P E
American English, actually, on American internet, on an American website, using technology developed in Silicon Valley in America. Thank you for proving my point.

God, I love my country.

On the British World Wide Web

That's why this thread is about England and not them.

>American English
turbo kek

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When will we decide to just laugh at all the other countries?

Don't act like every other person on this board doesn't say Y'all and other American based terms.

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>he feels obligated to put a fucking 'u' after every single 'o'
"Colour" me surprised, you're all faggots.

Imagine living in a place named after a wop

We put man on the moon together. Based Germans.

you mean kubrick did

>Losing the colonization war to us Mexicans

Best start learning Spanish buddy

when we're ruled by china

>it took an American director to fake the moon landing
BASED

Because USA rarely actually makes it to competitive fixtures; stopped hosting the USA Cup because of friendly results like this along with 'w-w-we don't care about the sport anyway'.

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And yet still an American

Who moved to Britain after you know who fucked him over!

The NASA project was multinational. Funded by USA, granted, but it was USA, German, French and British mainly. And I guess Israeli.

The absolute cope. You have lost twice and one draw in 3 competitive matches.

>French people speak...
>German people speak...
>Italian people speak...
>Dutch people speak...
>American people speak "American" English
Humoursome

>you now remember in late 2009 when the WC2010 groups were drawn & there was non-stop false flag posting
*sips* yeah....those were there days

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We could make the entire planet bow before us

American people speak Mexican Spanish

you've been parroting this for 2 hours straight. i've seen you post it in other threads in fact. do you have nothing better to do? are you literally autistic?

The NASA project? It's an American governmental agency. Is this what they're teaching nowadays in England? I refuse to criticize the rest of your englishmen for your stupidity. This is embarrassing.

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lol no. we've done this already hans

The absolute state of posting a graphic that ends in 1950 before the greatest leap forward in technology in human history.

I never said otherwise. USA basically never makes it to competitive fixtures because they lose to ex-British colonies like Trinidad and Tobago and so we never meet. When we do, yes, you have drawn once and won once. I am not counting the US Cup as it isn't really a proper 'cup', but you are free to if you wish.

...

>the greatest leap forward in technology in human history
>after 1950
wat?

Right. The US has qualified for every world cup in the last 25 years except 1. Way to move the goal posts.

>what is the industrial revolution

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Neil Armstrong was born in Henley-on-Thames

Not sure how to tell you this, but there's this thing called the information age that comes after 1950. Where we literally process more information in one hour than all of human history before 1950 combined.

I see you too ignore the fact that the Japanese MITI worked out that Britain contributed 54% of the worlds most important inventions. Whilst the other statistics covers up to 2000. I'm sure there is a much more up to date thing.

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If you legitimately think this is a larger leap forward than the information and digital age lol

I'm not moving the goal posts though, why are you ignoring what I am posting? I have said that in the two times we have met in an official FIFA World Cup match you have won once and we have drawn once. All the other meetings, bar the US Cup, have been wins for England. I am sure if we met in the World Cup in 2022 you'll beat us.

quiet now I'm trying to masturbate

He was born in Ohio. Lol what. You guys can do better than this.

most of which is shitposting on cambodian daguerrotype hubs
for me, it's the invention of writing

>he googled it
gottem

ITT the english wuz sumerians

read a book.

Fucking hell lad that is classic

Or you know you could post actual proof. You have to post graphics that don't account for after 1950, its embarrassing how far you've fallen. Actually makes me cry a little seeing how far you've gone down.

this is the post

the world was a zero sum game of resources for thousands of years until the industrial revolution allowed agriculture and economic out to sky rocket in productivity to previously imaginable levels, altering the nature of societies. more people could have more at the same time. progress in all sectors of the economy seems normal to us today, but the industrial revolution was the foundation for that massive transformation.

English people invented your country, which isn't as old as my house. lol

Then why cant England beat USA in soccer?

>11 matches
>8 wins
>+31 GD
you actually suck pretty hard

He counted friendlies. The absolute state LOL

>bragging about living in an old house

Capped

It's listed mate. I literally need a licence from the council to paint my front door. You plebs wouldn't understand.

Good luck, hope it sells, even though your shit at soccer

Imagine bragging about having to lick your government's boots at every given opprtunity.

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Its the pathology of the eternal bong. They stay delusional.

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stay autistic

Your nation is so easily triggered, your seething is a delicacy

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Typical American question, but why don't they just have a Great Britian team instead of England? Like in the Olympics. They would surely do better then?

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you're mentally ill. rent free my friend.

You're delusional my dearest bong mayte

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>tfw added a world cup since this

rent free in your head since Fri 20 Jul 2018

see a doctor please

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Because Andrew Jackson

England got a losing record in competitive matches against Belgium, brazil, USA, Iceland, Norway, the Netherlands, portugal, romania, ussr/russia, uruguay.

seething kek!

>no china
>graphic made by japan
hmmmmmm

just a way to produce more quickly, that's about it