Virgin German:

Virgin German:
>0 World Wars
>3 World Cups

Chad USA
>2 World Wars
>4 World Cups

Why are we so based?

Attached: Germany flag.png (1200x720, 932)

Attached: 20190812_183917.jpg (1080x1028, 133K)

In War:
USA 2 - 0 England

To be fair it's more like 1-0-1

Which is ironically the same as our world cup record vs England

Germans got you to the moon, show some respect.

i like how americans pretend to enjoy football and think women football matters lmfao

>t incel

A literal roach

this

The ultimate partnership is German/American. They even gave us Pulisic. Krauts aren't so bad outside of their ultra liberal thought.

I know your Sharia Law frowns upon it, but womens football is infinitely more relevant than anything to ever come from your country and even then it's still irrelevant.

Don't associate yourself with that roach. You're actually a based country with hot women.

Doner Kebab

>when they make you proud to have English roots

>The ultimate partnership is German/American.
Literally who? The ultimate partnership, historically speaking, is Germans and Brits working together. Even while facing another in war, Germans and Brits would rather sit down and move on.
>their ultra liberal thought.
The absolute irony of this statement.

Pay NATO debnts

Attached: cant_blen_the_gren.jpg (4000x5000, 1.61M)

whoa what a come back dumbass

Even your cars are made in America now. Get over it it Hans

German/American partnership gave humanity its greatest achievement. You might hate it, but it's true.

your prime minister descended from ottomans

he's seen as the biggest joke over here btw

he even somehow manages to unite leftists and right-wingers over here, all agree that that guy is a total fucking clown

send someone better to represent you next time if you want to be taken seriously