/cric/ - iggs b2b

jeremy corbyn is the only hope for normal working people

We still have a slight semblance of self respect.

/iggs/ runs /cric/ mate

shant be installing artificial lawn

wow more gay couples in ads so based

AFL and cricket form a symbiotic circle, lad. One cannot exist without the other. also this

Archer to open?

Yeah Bearshit should have put on a 300 run partnership with that leach chap, does he even want to win?

didnt see it in based western GODstralia

Reckon Bairstow should have put more faith in a batsman who's come off scoring a 92 instead of going for the smooth-brained 6's against the spinner

obviously..

>t. benefit scrounger

TEST CRICKET!!!!

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Reckon we should give Root the new ball

>Australia won the toss and elected to field

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for me it's muting the ads and switching the tabs

what's par on this pitch?

*knights Corbyn*

Based haha

My issue with Australian rules football is that the major form of scoring is incredibly common and it loses its appeal. You see players celebrate goals from right in front like theyve just taken 5-for. Yeah nice m8 one of 17 this quarter
t. east coaster

...

>Brits bowled out before end of day

>they don't show all SidGOAT's dropped wickets in the highlights reel

Robbed.

I said working people, thick twat. most of the people in poverty in the uk have jobs.

120

at least 5

This is the one problem with AFL over other sports (except basketball where its just fucking ridiculous)
The best part for me is usually the buildup to a goal. often theyre the result of a really good mark or forward pressure

Where did he score 92?

>Le Daily Mail meme
Wagies who don't vote Labour are cucks.

10 wickets

Against Ireland. Keep in mind he was the only one to score real runs that game.

Anybody who votes for labour is automatically guilty of treason.

Bowling first is almost always retarded, especially when you're ahead in a series you only need to draw. Australia might win but that doesn't mean they wouldn't have done better to bat first.

BASED panama

TWO INNINGS!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

why? they're ridiculously patriotic and nationalistic

Yeah basketball is not enjoyable at all for me. I can definitely enjoy the athleticism of aussie rules, a good mark or goal is nice to watch

I disagree, given the weather and the fact we've already lost a day.

Smith looms.

Would rather be at work than watch him bat.

Iggs will be the 9th BBL team.

WHY DOESN'T YOUR COUNTRY HAVE PLAYER QUOTAS!?!?!?

>"You know what will help my wages? Importing millions of unskilled workers from the 3rd world!"

I thought it was common knowledge "Labour" has become the party for the inner city elite - not for actual working people....

>seeing the score is 1/0
Was worried for a second there.

just follow North Melbourne then, you'll have no issues

>NO NOT RAIN IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SLOW BURN BONE CHILLING ATMOSPHERIC TEST MATCH

por favor mira nuestro deporte

same lol fucking backwards engelanders

howling

some are as racist as the same racist national front types you know there's neo-nazis and kkk down there too

How the fuck was that not a wide it was barely on the pitch

Everywhere but Australia does this. It's stupid as fuck. You always say a bowler has 5-for or the team is 3-for whatever.

broad struggling to find rhythm hmmm

How many overs is the power play in test cricket?

no, that was the case under Blair, the whole new labour thing. they were socially liberal but economically right wing. now corbyn is leader, their policies would actually benefit the working class. blair was a left neoliberal, corbyn is a social democrat in the vein of gough whitlam, harold wilson etc.

they have a very racist state

>isn't this just like the bigbash just longer and more boring?

>not letting Woakes bowl first at Lords

oh my LORD

there as literally a boardroom meeting where they pitched, discussed, and green-lit the idea of a cgi dancing baby for an advert about toilet paper.

Taking bets- who's more nervous here?
Bannedcroft or Archer

love archers bowling action
not a cuck just think its aesthetic, simple as

Weather is going to be worse for batting tomorrow. Losing a day is good for Australia since a draw suits them fine.

>Importing millions of unskilled workers from the 3rd world!"
It's a good thing the Tories stopped all that when they got into power 9 years ago.

>"I'll just ignore what he said about the negative effects of mass immigration and continue to claim labour helps the working class"

Generally i would same more people are racist in Australia still much less more so than eastern European countries but it more comes from the fact that poking fun at people is a big part of Australian humor regardless of race

LADS????????

>that's his stock ball, the one that nips back
Not certain that it is Nasser

>le labour vs le tories
>there's no other way!
lol

The nigger 100%

come on, get fagcroft out, need him to know the severe pain of giving up his place in the team

this is the post

say*

Cook looking like hes taken up meth

you reckon this aussie feels like a big boy when he keeps calling archer "nigger"

i've not tried it my self but i imagine its quite empowering

>England putting all their hopes in foreigner they literally poached from his home country

How many overs are left in the day?

You reckon this britcunt thinks any of us give a fuck about his stale political opinions?
Do you reckon this britcunt actually even watches cricket?

WAIT ON

surprised west indies aren't far more seething that archer is playing for us, he's an absolute gun but most of them seem fairly happy that he's been succesful

You're that half nig brit from the last match innit?

england bowlers unironically faster than the aussie ones kek

Yes it's him and the Irish poster who only come here to talk about politics and never about cricket

Didn't they even go through the whole effort of changing laws so they could immediately have a bowler who can go above 140kph?

poking fun at isn't necessarily the same thing as actually being

P sure they all know their national cricket board is fucked

did the Lord's crowd buy that high grit red sandpaper for the occasion?

bit worried haha

I don't know the specifics but they certainly pulled strings and shuffled things around for the sole purpose of poaching him to play cricket for their country rather than his own.

Do they have no shame?

>finding someone who calls a guy nigger non-stop like a /pol/tard cringey is a "political opinion"

fucking kek thick cunt

Really wish I could here sledging in international cricket in its totality

kek, leftcunt still mad af that based scummo is running your life

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ECB had a stricter nationalization policy than every other country, they realised they could get archer for the WC so decided to change it to the ICC minimum one, like every other nation has

they brought it back in-line with everyone else

they made our eligibility rules harsher than other people because they were insecure about all the saffers

Yes that's literally what an opinion is and it does seem to be one of the political variety.

>Customers are fully covered by BUPA for laser eye surgery if they have Ultimate hospital & Ultimate extra's cover.
me getting lasik on the cards lads

Bancroft to get his 50 off 130-odd

You've not said one cricket related thing the entire thread
None of us here give one single fuck about your brainlet red tie, blue tie reality tv show

they have a minimum wage policy that means the effect of immigration on wages (which hardly exists anyway) would be negated. unemployment, I hear you ask? that's sorted too, massive investment in the economy to green it.

It's a non-issue mate if he wants to play for England and they pick him so be it. He's a pretty decent paceman anyway.

Racism is still racism mick, if i said your a red hair starving Dryshite looking Irish fuck is that any different for thinking all Irish are about 30 iq points off the rest of Europe; there both still racists comments

Thats fine I just wanna see him dig in. Never really seen him pop off

Warner to get his 130 odd off 50

the world cup winning england
the kid noncing nonce zealand

kek I've made like 2 posts this entire thread you seething autist

there are far more than two people in /cric/ who enjoy talking about politics. /cric/ has always been a racism free place, but I suppose you're new. kindly fuck off back to Yea Forums.

>It's a good thing the Tories stopped all that when they got into power 9 years ago.
life has got much worse for the average person in those 9 years. are you thick or something

>It's a non-issue if players don't play for the national team that represents them and just go to the ones which have the best chance of winning
Sounds a bit like IPL that

Yeah, Australia needs someone to fill in that old opener role of just hanging around for 40 overs while you have your muscular run scorers at the other end

AHAHAHA

>Instead of actually dealing with the cause of lowering/stagnating wages and rising cost of living, we'll just magically raise the minimum wage

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA OH SHIT HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?
WHY NOT SET THE MINIMUM WAGE TO A MILLION THEN EVERYONE CAN BE RICH???

GONE

>you

its been coming

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Nasser Hussein is the only English commentator I actively dislike. Not because he's a muslim, but because the bloke hates everything Australia

>Lets bring in 900,000 foreign work visas for 2020
HOLY BASED GET OWNED LABOUR KEKS

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FUCK OFF

FUCK OFF GO HOME YOU CHEATING CUNT

BACK TO THE CARDOONS YOU MASSIVE PRICK

/cric/- red tie, blue tie reality tv show discussion thread

reckon we need to actually appeal when they edge it to the keeper desu

LMAO BRING BACK CHRIS ROGERS

As opposed to every single Australian commentator who hates everything English?

really wish they'd drop warner already, he'S SO FUCKING BAD

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To be fair Warner was always going to be cooked.

Warner is getting exposed hard this series

Aye, i'm sure the last one caught up high was clipped when they appealed then instantly stopped

>i hate you because you hate me

brainlet thinking

oh, what a ripper.

FUCK YES

How does he cope when Khawaja is batting?

Let's see if they have a plan for Smith yet

please go and read the full manifesto, it's quite good. there are more economic policies than just the one. it's not my job to fill in the gaps in your knowledge, your ignorance is your own responsibility my friend.

After Andy Flower ruined Finn and Tremlett they decided he'd be the best option to train upcoming young speedsters at Loughborough to retrain as 80mph line and length wobblers

I think this important lesson demonstrates clearly that cheating never pays off

>KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER >KEKNER

> Not because he's a muslim

>the bloke hates everything Australia

making me think cunt maybe there's a reason between the two

Noodling a quick 30 off 100 balls is looking pretty good now lads.

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Just one more wicket till the best batsman comes to tne crease
Smoth gonna destroy the English bowling

I have no issue with you disliking our commentators. I probably agree with you. Only ones I like are Mark Taylor, Bill Lawry, Ricky Ponting and Warne purely for analysis. Which of them do you have a problem with?

the plan is to get all of the others out, and it nearly worked 1st innings in the last test before bananaman started memeing

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me in the back

Look like Butlins redcoats

>Drop Warner
>Move Khawaja up to open
>Throw Pucovski to the wolves at #6
Nothing can go wrong

>khawaja
>wasim akram
>waqar younis
I think there are some other aussiphiles (or rather aussies who are pakiphiles)

scrambled

>oohhh if englan can get stove smit in tonite..............
then what? he will survive to the close and make a hundred tomorrow?

>can't actually form a coherent argument in his own words
>"g-g-go read the manifesto... y-y-you're just ignorant!"

Damn you sure showed me.

good luck to them, glad I had the foresight to give myself the ability to compete in a free market and consider extra competition an opportunity rather than a burden. Must seem foreign to someone who capitulates at the first sign of difficulty, perceived or otherwise.

That mccullom bloke who was commentating the world cup final was biased as fuck.

>le leave the ball man

but warner is the less bad opener....

Why do all users of that world never have anything of merit to contribute? His is an unwarranted hatred. Probably from years of being destroyed by elite Australian teams of the 90s and 2000s. Mine is completely justified.

So, what so you reckon Steve Smith thinks about when he is out in the middle batting?

It was just a knee-jerk reaction, I've calmed down now

trains and sonic the hedgehog

reckon bancroft wont want to get out cheaply here, lest he lose his place in the squad to someone else

just not my responsibility to pay for your ignorance is it mate. i've given you the info. now fuck off cunt.

>"man I love hitting balls"

Boycotting Dr Oetker lads

If all his pads are in place and if he can see his shoelaces

Whether he remembered to check if his front door is locked and oven is off the required 20 times, or if he screwed up and only checked 18 or 19 times.

Reminder that in the warm up to the 2005 Ashes the Aussie cunts played Leicestershire at Grace Road (i was there). Rogers hit a double-ton for da foxes and Dizzy turned into dust that day. Cheers Chris

archer got seam position like shami. reckon shami got more back rotations though

probably about how nice ball feels off bat

Business idea:
Play with the flood lights on between 1am and 11am tomorrow to avoid the rain

choo-choo and chilli dogs

cop out!

for me, it's an opener scoring 100 at a strike of around 40

>Commentators think England have an opening after getting Warner out
I guess they are true in a way, it just opens the door more for Smith to get through to just close it after himself

based

Someone needs to tell all subcontinental commentators that it's Warner not Vaughner. Still love Sanga

It really does, like when you hit a cover drive for four it feels fucking nice

for me it's an opener seeing off the new ball then promptly getting out so someone with a decent strike rate can come in

I would love to see a 24 hour cricket match

The scorecard:

espncricinfo.com/series/14823/scorecard/213571/leicestershire-vs-australians-australia-tour-of-england-and-scotland-2005

>209(219)
Broady played too

have never done this but i imagine it does
feel the same way about sex with a lady

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yep, cricket has got to be the most satisfying sport to play

>tap, tap, tap, tap. ok now me bat.

For me its having one opener be the quick scorer while the other slows down the run rate
Ying yang lad

That leg glance was kino Khawaja

To be fair, I don't think many opening batsmen would find a spot when you've got Hayden and Langer in your team

Business idea:
24hr LeMans cricket edition

I'm going for a ciggy now just thinking about it.

This is approaching bunny status

I like how when that happens, the batsman normally does react how Warner does here
Just sort of stunned

>that bat-pad gap
Like a left-handed bairstow.

man, thinking about the teams from 90s and early 2000s is actually insane. had so many world class players that couldn't even get a crack in the team.

Also the most frustrating though as one mistake and you're gone. Cant think of another sport as unforgiving

for me it's having an opener that doesn't get out straight away

Jej. They look look like middled-aged farts attaching themselves to a cause because >muh wife died just like millions of other people who suffer too but they aren't as "special" and also acts as a great way to keep a good media profile and get some tax breaks for running a "charity"

Warner is probably the best example of a flat track bully

Jesus Christ mate under labor we were the top performing nation in the OECD beating China,Japan and fucking India while under the liberals we are fucking 14th

Just got home from work.

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Motorsports, particularly rally.

So England, how do you plan on stopping Smith? Not getting another wicket sounds like a good idea
Not even bowling the rest of the aussies out worked

Also mate please tell me why household debt is 216.4 % higher under the liberals

And how would Smoth know that? He sure knows how it feels it inside-edge the ball to deep backward square leg

Yeah how many decades ago was that?

boxing

FUCKI

SHAN'T be telling you our secret plan

>So England, how do you plan on stopping Smith?
Bowl out the other 10 for ducks.

ever taken a one handed diving catch to the right at full stretch in first slip?
That's another real nice one.

not too hard during peak mining boom really

Got some sonic merch to distract him do you?

If we scatter poppy seeds on the steps at the edge of the pitch, he'll have to stop and count them and so never actually bat.

Stream link? Don't tell me you give your spare change to Sly Sports

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grim resolution

Hide his glove collection

I don't know but I was watching that Laxman vid someone put up last night and remembering some personal highlights just now (there's not many, I'm not very good really).

Seems to be working at the moment :^)

business idea, only tax payers can use roads and footpaths. Say 10c per KM. Means you can get to the store on your GST from your purchases so it's not prohibitive. You can apply for a pass if you're going to work for the dole, or a job interview. But otherwise you just stay put. I mean I'd like to jail every bludger in the country, but this way is more cost effective and it still puts money the rightful pockets of hard-working rental property owners

I converted it from their Twitter video, relax.

confirmed virus do not click

bro you got me so hard from 2007 liberals dropped us 14 places, fuck me there you got me so good

Make me captain, not memeing. Cunt can't play straight to save his life. Block his legside relief shots and force him to play in the V or cover?drive (he can't do either with his bat grip)

at least you realise it

Warner only did somewhat better than Jason Onions.

>debt is bad
you're beyond hope

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Hey brah I voted for Kevin 07 too, but Kevin 07 is not what I got, and you've got to understand that Labour is a completely different party today - it's no use bringing up the past now when most of those policies would be considered "far right extremism" today.

labor have been in power since 2007 lol, they did fuck all. most of this is because the mining boom ended

Laxman was real elegance at his best. I vaguely remember Atherton's cover drives were too before his back went

>poowaja

It wouldn't compress well. Did try 576p and it was 15mb. Then when I enforced 3mb on that it had a dire bitrate. A lot goes on behind-the-scenes of these uploads.

ye apart form the fact that mining company's only paid around 13.5% tax in that time when they should have been paying closer to 28%, but fuck bro whats another 30 billion dollars when labor were able to keep us in first on only 13.5%

Hey self-hatred isn't healthy!

why didn't labor get us back up when they were in power after 2007?

Webm-making has deep lore.
GIFs are often low size to begin with so long as you're not trying incredibly hard like people on imgur seem to be.

OOF RIGHT IN ME ASHES

Safe to say England are rattled here

Cheers but they're all seemingly low qualoty flash streams with endless javascript BS.

I fucking voted fraser anning first in the senate cunt i would be the first to sign up to the Australian SS if possible but Jesus Christ mate behind the fucking trannies and gays the labor party is still more nationalist and protectionist than the liberals

sorry but it doesn't look good

you now remember Moeens leave from the last test

>labor

desert yanks

>ywn open up 20 porn GIFs and try to keep your dick hard while you wait for them to load

Kinda miss it lads, WEBMs just don't have the same charm.

The best I've seen is Norgebro during the soccer match threads. He is amazing and I would kiss him.

I much prefer the acestream links when they're available but due to my shit hearing making TMS a bit occluded I can't have high standards for flash streams.

>this innings

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All right lad but /cric/ is a politics free general so its time ot stop with this bullshit

I unironically think porn should be banned

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Fucking hell that's a familiar feel.

BOWL AT THE STUMPS JOFF

that ball was aesthetic as fuck

What's happening in Kashmir? There was a protest outside the Indian Embassy in Birmingham today that i happened to pass by. They looked like muzzies/afghans with pak flags (with stripes and a yellow square) with a mockup mannequin of Modi i think

So many players missed out on playing 100 tests. Probably the bloke who got it the worst was MacGill. If he were born in any other era or in any other country he'd have a record comparable to Warne's.

archer bowling an excellent lign here

youtube.com/watch?v=mOlfCm_7Ze8

Why do Australians cower in terror at Poocher's bowling?

Thing is you don't want to cut anything (could've cut the Warner walk in theory but decided not to), whereas when I made this one it has everything you need, so a nice size & bitrate on it.

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Mate i gonna stop now cause i just wanna watch the cricket but im sure now your actually just an 18 year old who has done a very good job of baiting me

indians trying to take kashmir from pakistan

For me? Its the well taken leave.

Every sport has a famous slip

I still miss him

lol gay

These two are looking very scratchy at the crease, it would be a shock if they both made it to stumps

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Why is the Indian Embassy in Birmingham?

Watch them clap the foreigner they've all put their hopes on.
>"Good lad that Joffre, makes me proud to be British he does, he'll show those pesky Aussies who the greatest cricketing nation is"

Computer, show me the most British post on the internet

that includes gay porn faggot

I'd find this whole racism lark far more convincing if racists weren't such pathetic seethelords all the time

Agree with this, this is absolutely ridiculous. Birmingham should be India's capital instead.

You'll see, pretty soon he's going to take 5 wickets (including Smith), cure cancer, solve world hunger, and put a USB cable in the right way round first time.

shall be going to bed in order to attend work tomorrow, shant be pointing out basic logic to deadshit retards hanging their hopes of a bright future on the possibility of a UBI or anything else resembling a Shangri-la fair and just world.

they're too intelligent to be ethno nationalists, I assume

racism has no basis whatsoever apart from reconciling the ruling class with the working class of the same colour

>running 4
based

>and put a USB cable in the right way round first time.

Alright maybe I was wrong about him, sounds like a fucking top notch lad if he can pull that off.

If we can't have Archer, does that mean we get to have Smith back?

youtube.com/watch?v=8wwzq4Ja3xM
i miss him lads

>implying ethnicity is the sticky point here

He literally is a foreigner you've contracted in to play cricket for you.

reckon he should bowl to suit his field

Update: 30 off 130-odd

It's in the Jewellery Quarter - many many skilled Indian goldsmiths came and settled in Brum, esp Punjabis.
>genocide hindus from the Indus Valley
>protest when India has to control its borders
Pick one

glad you added the greentext otherwise i thought you were talking about khawaja

>Smith
>born in Australia
>grew up in Australia

Not sure I'm seeing the equivalence here mate.

English parent pal. He's about as Australian as yeast extract.

Smith was born in Australia to parents who lived in Australia, one of whom was born here. If Smith is English, then majority of Australians are still English.

>family lived here since he was 5

Not sure I see the equivalence mate.

It's wrong when Kuwait gets people to represent them in the Olympics to win medals but it's perfectly fine when a Jamaican who spent his entire childhood in Jamaica gets fast tracked to play for England purely because he increases the likelihood of winning a tournament

I would rather watch England lose every test match from here on out than have to watch him bat

>to parents who lived in Australia
Ah I lived in China for a week, I guess this makes me eligible for China's national cricket team.

>this brit just learning now that the vast majority of Australians have English decent
kek
imagine actually trying to claim smith is English. if he were english, he would not be any good at cricket

So Archer was born in England and grew up in England and only his parents were from the windies?

>tremlett
his back was fucked too, as he was 6'8 and 280lbs which isn't exactly great for your bodies long term health if you put 5-10x your bodyweight through your knees/ankles every ball and rotate your lower back to generate pace

Just watch his first 20 balls when he's vulnerable then switch it off

that would be better than the reality, which is that you currently have to do both

You know Australia is an English colony, right? 90% of us have English heritage.

Pozztralians absolutely seething at realising Archer has just as much right to represent England as any of Australia's players have the right to represent Australia.

>born and raised here from parents who were also born and raised here is the same as playing for a country you moved to a year ago
i know youre trying to bait as pathetic damage control but you really are an idiotlad

Did you have a kid to a chink while you were over there because then your kid WOULD be elligible for the Chinese cricket team and if that child spent his entire childhood living in China then that would be somewhat of an equivalence to Steve Smith's situation.

they'd be less upset if he was white and south african

>90% of us have English heritage

Gonna wear my 'Steve Smith' England shirt to the next T20 game I go to, a variety of cricket which I attend regularly.

>China

>implying I don't rag on them just the same for Eoin Morgan

You blacks always have to be the victim don't you? You always have to make it about race.

ah yes, the English cricket team and white saffers, the thing NOBODY gives you shit about

archer's dad is English sweaty

How fucking new are you to cricket? Nevermind you're the low IQ wogball blow in

it was a joke mate

t. newcunt who didn't watch cricket a few years ago when half your team was saffas
literally every ragged england non stop for it. there was even a song
youtube.com/watch?v=RcQ3ptLUiw8

I'll just support India instead mate. Always produce watchable cricketers

That's funny he didn't say anything about Archer's father's citizenship, yet you seem to think you've scored a point.

England's odi captain is Irish lmao

Kino

birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/birmingham-womans-horrific-facial-burns-16757829

>brummy woman tries to boil an egg

Niggers shouldn't be playing this sport

any child of an english man (or woman but less so) has a divine right to represent england

>insurer
Not very good at assessing risks, is she?

Fuck off

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blacks don't

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Can't believe that guy who brought up white South Africans took all my yous from from the rest.

You know your Queen has a black ancestor.

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no need to be racist in a sport when 99% of the fanbase are brownmen.

>White boys

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Your queen as well EU cuck

>a sport when 99% of the fanbase are brownmen.
Is there any sport where this isn't the case?

Really? Not sure what you've taken today but it's not good for you.

so to clear up

archer - english dad. he is english
morgan - english mum. he is english
smith - english mum. he is english

the best cricket team of all times was black but ok

Agreed with this assessment.
I think you'd have to be absolutely seething and cooked to disagree.

Gaelic Sports but we don't want any racists even watching any of our stuff, they can all fuck off.

*checks the australian cricket team in the early 2000s*
hmm, am i missing something?

WE

You are a EU cuck

>they can all fuck off.
Looks like it was more than just the racists that got this memo.

Morning lads, noncey b dead yet?

>archer is English
ohohohohoho, literally cuck island

Not sure how it's cuckholdery. I mean, is Victoria an Australian Federation cuck or is Maryland a US cuck. That being said we still have more independence than either of those aforementioned with respect to their respective unions.

theguardian.com/sport/2019/aug/15/england-players-ipl-cricket

ECB knows its place now.

Opening the batting:
>Andrew Symonds and Andrew Symonds
In at three:
>Andrew Symonds
#4
>Andrew Symonds
Batting allrounder:
>Andrew Symonds
Wicket keeper:
>Andrew Symonds
Bowling allrounder:
>Andrew Symonds
Seam Bowler:
>Andrew Symonds
Spin Bowler:
>Andrew Symonds
Medium pace swing bowler:
>Andrew Symonds
Fielding all-rounder
>Andrew Symonds

This is the team.

I said the best cricket team of all times, not of the 90s onwards

not getting your meaning here

>89-5 off 16

wf worstershire, do we not even want to retain the brainlet blast?

i'm sure you consider na''a o'muvulu the tongan cannibal a kiwi the same way you do richie mccaw so what's the diff

*checks the 1948 australian cricket team*
hmm, am i missing something?

Gaelic sport has no popularity elsewhere.
inb4 you show a statistic that shows that 30,000 people in Nigeria are registered hurlers.

yeah you are mate

Not sure what, the two best teams of all time were Australian. Care to elaborate?

What was the original question? Doesn't matter anyway I just remembered we Irish aren't white so.

What should I put in my jacket potato?

you're objectively incorrect.

By literally every objective metric, I am not.

yesterday's bolognese and loads of melting cheese topped with a big spoonful of mayo

watching the almost impossible gameshow

possibly THE weakest banter I've ever seen on /cric/ hahahaha. What does this even mean you retard. Fucking embarrassed for you, Jesus.

no, I don't. if they were born in the islands, they're an islander mate. I don't give a shit about national sportsmen who weren't born here, a slight soft spot for the saffers who literally had to move because of the quota system but I don't consider them kiwis and would rather see homegrown players. if you made fun of the ABs for having Waisake Naholo on the team who was literally born in fiji or whatever, I would take the banter and agree it's fucked, where's the pride in international competition if it's not your people playing?

no, you lost the argument, sorry. see you around the way mate.

Another thread ruined by brexit pomgolians and paddys. Thought you cunts would have fucked off after the world cup tttt.

for me, its akila dhananjaya

see you tomorrow

lads why do I get attracted t relatively ugly girls? Is it because I've been alone too long?

No other choice in India is there?

nah my ex was actually good looking, sim and tall, a bit darker(than me) though but that's all right.

it's fine lad you might finish 3rd next WC

But there's no 3rd/4th playoff in the cricket WC. Would they have to just be ranked via a tiebreaker of some kind, say boundaries?

reckon we could share 3rd place between the 2 semi final teams desu

Indian girl on my MSc course insisted on buying me a double whiskey on a night out, despite the fact that I'd barely said a word to her over the course of the year. I think the facts speak for themselves in that Indian women are simply attracted to cricket-playing Englishmen

they're attracted to tall white men desu, fucking sluts NRIs

Based, gonna move to India and start a harem

Just woke up what happened to Davey?

kino

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youtube.com/watch?v=-nZkVdDVTiA

In the metros here every white guy has a hot gf.

Even the ugly ones? I'm tall white and athletic, but unfortunately I have a face like a slapped arse

>tall white and athletic
that'll do
>unfortunately I have a face like a slapped arse
doesn't matter we're dark, fat and uglier kek

How does it work with the old caste system? Is it normally the darker you are the lower the caste? Maybe for my harem I'll go for a handful of different Indian sub-ethnicities desu

yeah mostly correct, if you'd like

Fuck lads it's going down to the wire in Worcestershire vs Durham, had already turned it off cos they were coasting. They need 9 off the last over now, and it's big Pat Brown to bowl it

We've only gone and bloody done it, Pat Brown kept it to 4 in the last over. Durham were 79-0 chasing 118 at about 5 an over, absolute CHOKE

why doesnt england just try not being shit at this “”””””””sport?”””””””””

>Actually watching the 'Vitality Blast'

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just won the world cup amerifat, when was the last international competition you won that wasn't a womans sport or 'world series'

Listened to it on the radio lad, it wasn't on Sky. Turned it off halfway through cos we were getting battered, only tuned in again for the last over

>>>>T20

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About to win basketball world cup with out E team. Reigning Olympic champion at 1500m. About to put on a clinic in world championship sprints (sweeping 100/200/400)

>Worcestershire
more like worstershire lol

now whos talking about """""sport""""" LMAO

Not anymore m8, best bowling attack in the country, if not the world. Pat Brown makes Bumrah look like a Dravidian peasant

>Pat Brown
who lol

Best T20 bowler in world cricket, only a casual fan wouldn't have heard of him

oh ok bard

G’day lads.

Only a casual would know anything about T20 lol.

imagine watching a “sport” that routinely gets chucked by the fucking weather lmfao

shit sport shit general shit thirdworlders

Imagine being American and not watching baseball.

latest forecast for tomorrow looking ok

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interesting dichotomy
what are some good sports?

For me? The cricket and the baseball.
Shit third-world sports? The footy, the bigfooty, the rugby, the basketball.

alright grand lad, thanks for stopping by

No problem mate, I’ll be back later if you want to talk about why Gaelic footy is degenerate.

wonderful, although we probably have more in common than either of us realise

but you have a personality

Watch hockey. Way better than this gay shit.

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lots of things have personality
I do watch a little hockey sometimes, never played it on ice though actually only been skating twice ever and the second time I wasn't going well. Also I think my dick is too big for that sport, I'm over 5 inches solid.

Statsys family at it again lads, this time in invers

i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/115045377/invercargill-restaurant-scraps-meal-with-meat-not-fit-for-human-consumption

such a grim gimmick

you get about as many goals as wickets you may see in a T20, but everyone celebrates wickets

cha- cha-cha
cha- cha-cha
'chabin bla x
watched the highlights of the arses part deux , shame that we lost that first day, this would have been be a low scoring cracker of a test match innit

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note that I did not acknowledge any other series. NOT hatin, just being real bla x

fuck up sebbo

*destroys your lineup*

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ummmmm..for the umpteenth time, blabla≠sebby x

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he's done.
washed up.

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how about this one

x

who NEEDS a snake sesh, think I can arrange for him to show up ngl bla x

oof tough crowd x
youtu.be/Qk_bprbbce0

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yes
YES
Y E S

any particular genre bla or just more of x

Just go maximum snake

youtu.be/TC9ly3cOMdE

done x

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What should I do in Sydney until 2pm lads? I'm at a coffee shop near Campbell Street at the moment

>shitney
Get stabbed

Walk up to the Opera House

Then what? I've never been here before, except for connecting flights at the airport.

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just walking through the city is entertainment enough mate. you'll see stuff to look out. chill at the opera house, look at the harbour. how much time are you killing?

Hyde park and royal botanical gardens along the way. mint.
NSW art gallery along the way too.
what's wrong with millenials

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and if you see any septic shitposting spammers on the way to the Opera House, please fucking stab them.

Hyde Park, St Marys Cathedral, NSW Gallery, Botanical Gardens, Opera House.

Wish it were me 2bh.

It's 1115 now. Can't check in until 2pm.

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perfect, here's your itinerary.
I expect pics.

>not sneed smith

Come meet me at Sydney Uni and I'll heem you

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

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Thanks mate.

Don't heem me please. Just grab lunch with me.

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>lunch with Ivan
FUCKING DREAM DATE

kek based Ivan
If you've got time you should visit the uni, and then you can walk through Newtown or something if that's your thing
But the kiwi has got the right idea, go from Hyde park down to the harbour/ the rocks, you could even go to the MCA

youtu.be/cnS47T5dGNc

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Does the temperature fluctuate through the day like in Melbourne? I've got my coat with me but it's pretty warm right now. Might leave it at the hotel reception.

It won't get cold enough for a coat until maybe 8pm, but the wind has been bad recently
Since you're walking around I'd leave it at the hotel

Also the botanic gardens are kino

youtu.be/HFJEH7YTbzg
****+++++****
fīn
x

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Lads i feel like death, send help
Coughed all night long nearly and just sore and dizzy
dont have any more sickies either

Want to meet Ivan but I don't think it's worth the risk of getting doxxed on here and my living being forever ruined

pussy.

Just want to die lads.

g'nite bla x

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fuck off loser.

x

Seb, you fat lad. I ask: why do you stay?

looking good mate

>janny getting busy
GO JANNY YOU LITTLE BEAUTY

Ivan has inspired me to go walking. cheeky local bush walk then hit the mall for a new umbrella. Exciting times.

Black pooskin BTFO lmaoooooooooo

based fucking wogvan

x

>snake plissken is sebbo
>blabla is sebbo
>every american flag is sebbo
holy mother of rent free

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good man.

looking good mate

Ivan post sister

my walk is less exciting, but here you'll make out Eden Patk and the mighty mt Eden

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*Googles Ivan*

How are you liking the botanic gardens
Fucking beautiful day

It's hot as. Definitely should have left the coat behind. But yeah it's nice out.

Yeah I just went for a walk in a tshirt

wish I were in Sydney

global-warming

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with Ivan

Thinking this weather is good enough for a cheeky beach swim tomorrow

local park

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Looks grim tb h

with his sister

Ivan did you get that 10am blowie??

for sure

he's got 2 freshie

Sort of. She was a little bit late. Ended up meeting her at 10.20am.

so fucking alone lads

Was this the one with two kids?

cheeky city bushie
nothing flash.

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Yeah.

Ivan is pretty fucking ugly. He must be pretty funny IRL to get girls. Haven't seen any evidence of that here however.

>solo mother is late
Oh wow this is my surprised face

>seething kiwi trying to steal the wogGOD's thunder

oi geologybro, you here?

Lawncunt is a sad fuck.

I'm good at karaoke and I tear up the dance floor. That's how ugly cunts like me can get girls.

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looking good m8

Does a superb job of triggering autists though.

you ain't ugly bro, not by a long shot.

Can you reccy me some songs for when I'm on the mic?

you are far from ugly mate, it's the hair too. I dropped $45 on a decent haircut and have never seen so much female attention come my way, too bad I'm retarded.

I'll assume you're on your phone and meant rad cunt

I usually go for Man I Feel Like a Woman by Shania Twain, Nelly's Hot in Herre, or Let it Go from Frozen. No awkward guitar solos is the main thing you want when doing karaoke.

Song 2 is an undeniable singalong karaoke banger

Lads went to the doctor
Might have influenza or a respiratory virus

the good ol chest infection

killed many a poor

I reckon influenza is a respiratory virus mate

did Ivan end up getting his dick sucked by that 38 year old single mum?

Don't know what he means by "sort of"

couldn't get hard lol

thought i typed another
struggling to focus la
i just feel like death right now, started like Monday i noticed aches and what not and today just felt worse even after taking cold and flu tablets

...

fag

no I don't think that's it.
stress maybe

Shall make a thread.

Imagine managing to disappoint a 38 year old solo mum of two, the type of person with maybe THE lowest standards on the planet.

yeah sounds like a virus. aches and pains with a sudden rather than gradual onset.
if he's got you on tamiflu you will probably be completely better by Monday at the latest.

Dr. Fatguts, attorney at coleslaw.

>he's also amedicsl expert
Incredible.

>bought an umbrella
>it rained on the way home
I'm on fire lads

imagine being a zoomer in grade school during the swine flu epidemic and not learning how influenza antivirals work

imagine not only watching this shit “sport,” but also actively “discussing” it on a malaysian fingerpainting emporium

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