/cric/ - iggs

The virgin iggs consumer vs the chad Fred fanatic

you really hate to see it

got a bad feeling this partnership is gonna hit double figures

is that fucking steve?

keen to hear from the tom torero bootcamp user, where and how was it?

dw mate bearshit will get himself out sooner or later

/iggs/ runs /cric/

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I'd back the aussie slips to let me edge one to the boundary

Grim

and Evil

>If shes walking away, just touch her on the arm
yikes

Why isn't state of origin a thing in aussie rules?

The english selectors only chose people who are mentally handicapped...

reckon it's not that hard m8

fuck off we're full

Gully mate, make sure you chunk it hard enough to make it to gully.

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No time slot for it anymore, it was a thing.

players are too soft

Do it everyday mate

Do aussie fedoras/neckbeards exist? Id like to see some documentation of this phenomenon desu

Muh natural game muh agressif in tent I average 30 in tests as a specialist batsman xd

Would be infuriated if a player got injured playing some bullshit match.

Anybody got a decent stream link for Based Jay over here?

>no more Moeen "walking wicket" Ali to come in after Buttler and Bearshit and add to the collapse

Miss him already lads!

Same as everywhere else. Look at any engineering degree, sperg central.

Yeah I'm sure Jof will race to 50

I posted in prev thread lad. Wasn't TT bootcamp. Ex Charisma Arts highest rated instructor (social coach) did a BC and advanced BC. what are TT products like? if that was you

Is anyone else gunna piss on this cunt ?

>Cuckinfo comments wanking off Woakes thinking he is gonna save the English team
Tip top kek

>Charisma Arts
Jesus christ

Pooen can fuck off this team is shit. They aren't fit to lick broadys boots

if my son had a dumb nose piercing i would hit him with a frying pan too

>Here's A Wolffe: "Chris Woakes record in home tests in phenomenal - Up there with the best all rounders ever. Averages 43 with the bat and 22 with the ball. He should be batting at least at 7 and is so undervalued to this England team."

Here you go lad *whips out my 1 incher and sprays wee all over your face*

you can't go through life just hitting your problems with frying pans

so you are saying that the gaelicised limited over philosophy has ruined English test cricket

social anxiety isn't really my issue, is social apathy diagnosable? Might wake up one day and realise it's all passed me by, but is their benefits to forcing myself to pretend to care? Sorry for sounding like an Jared Leto Joker edgelord

Phew I thought I was going to have to do it for a minute there.

Not the guy you were speaking to but Ive seen some of James' videos. How was the bootcamp?

ya it was me,

did you get much out of the bootcamp? I'm keen to do one, prob when TT visits again. If he does im there 100%

i've dabbed in several of the PUA guys over the last decade or so, moderate success (fugg 35 chicks lifetime @ 33 yrs old), the tom torero stuff is the first one thats REALLY resonated with me and that i've gone about applying seriously. Really forcing myself to keep at it

pretty grim that the ICC had to kill a women just so they could get the crowds to wear national colours.

If you're not at her school yeah go for it. If you are, do not go close. You'll ruin your career

> Jeff Thomson on screen
based

>actually he's very ill
kek, warnie putting his foot in it

stop masturbating

>commentary team bullying an old man

all this womanizer talk made me remember how awful i was when in my early teens

Nah I’m saying they are shit you nerd

worldsports.online/?p=153
sent ;)

>uses his feet to the spinners
>doesn't push for a nick when you bowl outside off

Why is Woakes so much better than the actual batsmen?

mirin them hair genetics ngl

>taking advice from pickup artists
Grim.

Woakes, Stokes or the Hollioakes ?

yeah went to school with a few, reckon it's fairly recent though

aussie rules invented state of origin m8

Ben Stokes, Ben foakes and Ben hollioakes

Cause most bowlers who can bat a bit keep their stuff simple.

Cricket invented aussie rules m8

>not sure what makes the ball swing
Physics you fucking idiots.

first BC was in 2010 so it was average natural night game stuff. the focus was really just teaching awareness of social intelligence (where and why girls stand, who's receptive and who's not etc.) and how to get out of your own head. Advanced gave me a few of "aha" redpills and a great deal of sex and health stuff, he shows private videos showing how far you can push things. but disappointed I haven't applied it fully and his text game is non existent.

If TT resonates with you stick with it, day game seems to be the way things are going and it's easier to implement than hanging around a bar all night. I am intrigued by TT myself, looks simple and realistic.

*Hollioake

I'm an auscunt in London right now, what would be my chances of turning up to lords on maybe day 4 or 5 and getting in? The lottery system was fucked a year in advance

Sids is the only man who can get woakes out

think somebody here once posted this absolute hero who was a moderator of some afl site or something, he would post about religion all the time and claimed to have made a speech at parliament about why religion should be banned

0

The best part about this is that you googled guy in fedora

>nigga is dead
Hmmm

you'll get in on day 5 no problem.

absolute fucking losers

big straff

and no he was bullied off an afl site

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Reckon Woakes should move up to at least #7

so true

>they would be showing a highlights reel of Siddle's three wickets right now if the shitcunts could catch

just took a quick selfie mate

where do you think you are?

thinking you're superior to your cric brothers is very grim lad.

For me it's Buttler being shit all summer but not garnering any degree of criticism

Yea Forums is mildly well adjusted compared to other boards

Miss his pathetic posting ngl.

You're a piece of shit dude, and when my side of this is heard you'll see why. Way to fkn jump on the bandwagon and chase the clout. You must be dancing right now. I'm going to personally make sure you regret posting this and adding to this bullshit dumpster fire.

whatever helps you mate

he's a good looking bloke so I let him off haha

Just playing his natural game lad can’t expect a batsman to leave or defend the ball

yeh great stuff, def think its gotta be worth doing a BC purely for the motivation...

TT is super easy to read and listen to, nothing fancy in his material, all stuff that makes sense. Also I play in a band so am out at night heaps, and its basically transferable to then.

So many good things can happen if you just lay your cards on the table to a chick at night and tell her you think shes hot. fun times.

Gonna have to agree.

even grimmer than I remember

Nah that's for the bowlers to do.

>unironic boomer PUAs

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Good lookin rooster

That is a top tier neckbeard right there.

This is the album.

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NEW YORK KID

what album is this

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i dont get it, whats wrong with getting better at hitting on chicks? What a weird attitude.

what do you have against guys trying to improve their lives? If you've got it all figured out give us the goss.

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kek was waiting for this one

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It's the album

honestly thought this was parody but the date checks out, that era of the internet was kino for these guys

Right so, there's no representative accolades in aussie rules? I was just thinking about it because the rugby league state of origin is a huge thing it's weird that aussie rules doesn't have anything like that anymore.

Mate that's a fucking brilliant record, best of the post punk revival crop if you ask me.
Turn on the Bright lights by interpol, but you'd know that if you read the filename.

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Christ what the fuck is this shit. Bootcamps lmao. If you want to pick up women in the street just keep your head up and make eye contact. If they hold it, you can tell from their body language if they're into you, if they are, ask for their number.

big questions for me, and it always comes up in my head when I see people looking for dating advice: When everything works out for you and you come across as this uber chad full of confidence and you pick up the girl and you like her, where are you then?

You've gone out and projected an imaginary person into the world, do you ever get the oppourtunity to relax? To just be yourself in a relationship? Won't the other person notice the mask slowly slipping as you inevitably become lazy in a relationship? Do the PUA recognise this reality, or is magicked over as a non issue because you got your dick wet which is considered the only goal?

feel a bit bad for the lad now

he brings it on himself

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players are keen for state of origin but the corporate Jew is unwilling and can't figure out a good timetable to ensure that the best players play and will actually put in effort (risk injury playing hard) that's why the zoomer shit AFLX got scrapped, no one gave a shit

>bootcamp

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I think you underestimate just how autistic some people can be
These ideas dont come naturally to everyone
Instruction can be useful

this

oh what a cunt

not saying thats bad advice, but dont pretend thats all there is to it

just did a massive shit lads. it was watery and really red but im just putting that down to natural variation haha

Can't believe they picked Peter fucking Siddle over Starc and he only has one wicket! Starc would have bowled enough inswinging yorkers to have 6 wickets by now.

> When everything works out for you and you come across as this uber chad full of confidence and you pick up the girl

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Unless you ate beetroot or drank alot of red wine seek a doctor.

Should've just called in sick

>This is a genuine question, not a wind up, could Woakes open? As a Warwickshire man & being biased, I honestly think he can bat 4/5.
Bard Simplson?

doesn't exist what happened was your diet was sub-par and your fecal matter reflected that

lads please don't lower yourselves to forking over money to some wanker just to get some stupid advice on getting your dick wet
grim doesn't begin to cover it

Yeah, genuinely my favourite of all time. Just sits with me perfectly.

That's a bullshit reason to take time off, to be fair. You don't need to check your results the moment they're released.

fucking step up from the shitheads recommending Modest Mouse last night

He could for England, and Australia, but he couldn't open for any team with a decent batting lineup.

Seems to be a handy ploy to have a few part-time keepers fielding around the bat

If you're projecting an imaginary character into the world, you're doing it wrong. The idea is present your best self.

If you've got issues or your life isnt in order, obviously you shouldn't be wasting time hitting on chicks.

There should be no mask, and getting the dick wet is definitely not just the only goal.

All pickup should be congruent with your natural personality.

They're both good.

>natural variation
Audible kek.

the issue is more the smarmy response and then the fact that he posted it on instagram to brag years after the fact

My least favourite part about /cric/ is random tripfag drama/history and people you know the names of
That shit is so lame and I dont give a fuck about some fat random

The kid probably wanted to go out with his mates after finishing a milestone achievement in his life, don’t be a cunt

from my experience I stayed away from the gimmicky fake shit, I just needed to learn how to actually start and sustain a good conversation and move things forward as I was a loner child. I'm still me I just needed the mechanics, I'm probably autistic but yes I had a fantastic 2 year relationship shortly after where I used all of the sex and fantasy stuff I learned. Now I just date casually. can't help you with the faking a persona question

dont listen to this guy. the more you pay the better tips and secret techniques they will teach you
t.black belt with 4 stripes at picking up women

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Modest Mouse's first three albums are all 10/10s pleb

Yeah, he certainly could've handled it better.

t. freshie

for me it's trying to figure out why someone is calling me some person I've never heard of before

First two modest mouse records remind me of travelling, That interpol record is like winter chenanigans in the inner city. Both nice records but obviously for different reasons.

they post about themselves with their trips off mate nobody actually gives a shit

Lonesome Crowded West is a solid album
Ive got the best music taste on cric though so take that with a grain of salt

based freshcunt

Anyone got the picture of the big lad buying a pool?

based seething blowie newcunt lashing out at what he doesn't understand

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Yeah fucking aussies and their pickup artist conferences and drama

If 2013 is freshie territory Im fine with that title. Always thought that carry on was stupid

>tfw only not autistic talking to women when drunk

t.cuck
fuck anyone you want lads. lie about what you do, your life can be a mess and you can still fuck heaps of women. this cunt has no idea or thinks women should be wined and dined and placed on a pedestal
the absolute state of cric

and I'll throw in this thread for you too mate
bigfooty.com/forum/threads/why-is-the-anzac-tv-logo-so-darn-big.1192306/

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Why so insecure, having to put down the lives of other men? Confide in /cric/, fren.

Jofra Archer 143* (120)

Modest Mouse are good

Cheers, mate. Remember absolutely losing it at that thread.

for me it's putting your best batsman in at #8

hmm don't think you understood a word he said

reminder that the eternal freshcunt thinks that Straffo is an object of ridicule, the patrician oldmate appreciates his wisdom and nuanced criticisms of the modern world

would you go to a chess coach to get better at chess?

would you go to a vocal coach to get better at singing?

would you go to a tutor to get better at maths?

would you get a coach to improve your social abilities?

Bairstow at 21 time for him to fuck off

t. Nigel from Walkinslow

Tipping archer for his first test triple century off 80 balls next session

for me it's standing too deep to catch a balooning nick, then not moving up, then being too deep to catch the next balooning nick

didn't know there were so many literal incels here
JUST

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For me, this is the partnership.

my favourite is the bloke who larps as an 80 year old going
>I did three tours so that big fella could sit up front

easy to forget that there's an entirely seperate website that enjoys mocking an irrelevant nobody from woop woop victoria as much as us

>All pickup should be congruent with your natural personality.

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Unironically no to all of these.

Any of you lads in Melbourne need math tutoring?

Saw Bairstow on the train to Harrogate over Christmas. Looking very dapper and just rich.

are you going to get a coach to help you put your cock into the first unfortunate woman you fuck (rape)?

I remember when I thought, at least by Yea Forums standards, /cric/ had a relatively high percentage of well adjusted fairly normal lads. Boy my cheeks are red

got flashbacks to that meaty vag
would be kinda hot if she had a pretty face

>bowling speed in mph
>distances in meters
>diversity, paki rapes per hour
The inbreeding finally caught up to them

>someone mocking straffo with the username Matera92

hmm
dare I say it?

enjoy being mediocre at life

and that's why you're a shitposting nowhere cunt lmao

>he isn't a self teaching masterace

I might need a motivation coach to get me motivated however.

think I need a gf lads

the ironic thing is you need someone else to tell you how to live it lul

why would you need a coach to rape a woman?

no, I played chess
no, I just sung
no, I studied
no, I'm not an autist

Imagine being worse at picking up chicks at 23 than when you were 19. Yeah ... Just imagine

England fans yes. The rest I'm not so sure.

I think it's mostly the TLC crowd.

based 'boosting your own ego by belittling a literal tard' poster

Old Straffo is so big he covers two websites.

Anyone know where I can find a self-teaching coach to help me self-teach things?

>confident smug roastie will never wink her asshole in your face
why even live

Really enjoying bairstow playing his natural game, excited to see him get bowled through the gate later

this

this might be one of the boomerest generals on this site, feel like a babby here at 22 and everyone else seems to be at least late 20s

would you losers fuck off to r9k or somewhere

my sentiments exactly

typically it does

fuck, I know that feel first two girls I had were the best and it went downhill from there

I think it's mostly the same Australians in here and two or three other generals. They're alright, I like them mostly.

if it works for you, meh

Why pay someone to do what you can do yourself?

/cric/ is just /afl/ + /rug/ + /nrl/ with a few english lads and other flags mixed in

Kek

here's my new fear, meeting someone, hitting it off, complementing them and being forward and them assuming I'm some dickhole who watches PUA youtube how-tos

You fucking incels are embarrassing yourselves in front of /hoc/

Could really go a pie all of a sudden.

kek this seems like what one of these PUA fags would put on their .net homepage to get retards to pay them and not feel like they're complete munters

you really cant see any benefit of learning from an expert in a field?

Yep

Business idea: Ending The Ashes and creating The Ashes 2 to commemorate the second death of English test cricket, 2019.

fuck off

based

kek

shit review

Yes and bairstow is defo out

Honestly lads, you just gotta be urself like the guy in this manga. he has a hottie yearning after him
>tfw you never had a highschool romance

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shan't be expanding that image

Disgusting review.

Aussies really are elite at wasting reviews

Best girl I had for the sex was a half Colombian, but she was also a drug fiend and a lesbian and likely unfaithful. I broke it off with her but I often do wonder if I'd stayed with her what levels of depravity I may have succumbed to.

Glad bairstow is not out, but kinda wanted to talk shit about him too

thanks for making me feel lucky, faggot

I've got two about to hit the oven m8. All I had to do is put my shoulders back, approach the freezer with a bit of swagger, show a bit of interest and I took em home just like that.

IMPECCABLE aussie reviews

Paine cowing to alpha smith

The managa is purely sfw
Just some slight ecchi but more cutesy then anything

>"lol stop letting people tell you how to live nerds" he says
>while doing the exact same thing post after post.
The cognitive dissonance on you mongs is immense.

how did you meet her mate?

what exactly did you say?

did you take her out or meet her randomly?

what were you wearing?

nice review cheaters

Same desu senpai. In actually disappointed he made it to 30

Could do with a wicket here.

this is the post

>Smith bowling from behind the ump

Wouldn’t dare say no to some twitchy autist like Steve incase he went full school shooter later, would be my fault then

Laughed way harder than I should have.

>implying we need reviews

Just throw the ball to Starc and he get them all out clean bowled.

think you made the right choice, drugs will destroy you both and "lesbian"is just code for diddled by dad

You've got 6 already stop being greedy.

brown hands typed this post

going to spell it out for you blowie, any anime or manga is not posted in au/sp/ threads as a long standing close to decade long tradition

tipping a 100 partnership and a final total of 297

I told you fellas there'd be no more easy wickets now that GOAkes is out there, didn't expect bairshit to last this long however.

why do they call Smoth Patty/Paddy?

m8 not replying only works if it's obvious who it's aimed at you seething individual.

Slow down there bud. I met her she was working at a friend of mine's business. There's no real pick up lines you just say hello and talk, so I thought she's interesting so I came back there another time and asked if I could sit with her on her break.
She liked to go to McDonald's.
Just wear your usual stuff, if she likes you she might complain about your dress sense then you can bring her on a clothes shopping expedition and another lunch date or whatever.

Holy shit, Smoth isn't bowling complete trash today

Statpadder

got him on a string

When I saw him come on I got excited, now I've gone back to preparing dinner.

>be me, 19
>first game at new club
>batting with a 45 year old, red-faced boomer
>knock it around for first few balls then clock a monstrous maximum off last ball of over
>go to fistbump boomer
>ah, we don't do that here, sort of a superstition
>heh, nothin personnel kid
mfw

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Don't think her Da did that to her but I do think she got caught up in some sexual stuff when she was early teens, hanging around with older lads sort of thing. Yeah, I absolutely did the right thing and really should've done it sooner there were some red flags early on I probably ignored either because horny or lonely.

All the boomers I’ve played with want to shake my hand instead of fist bumping, felt pretty gay desu

WE REACHED 200

Didnt audibly chuckle but did enjoy this

>"None of that nigger shit, this is Australia mate"

Based boomer.

For me, it's limping past 200 with half your batsmen already out.

based blowies

for me it's surging to 200 now that your best batsman has come to the crease

Aussies GETTING shooked once again
Aussies gonna huh

Fifty

Huh

I've literally witnessed an Aussie saying exactly that in Australia

you probably witnessed the same event

Convicts look psychologically cooked, possible scurvy

Time to emigrate

Glad to hear I'm not the only one.

What was the apparent infraction?

Listen lad, I think you really should just hang out on Yea Forums for a few days exclusively no more other boards, except maybe Yea Forums.

Business idea: not browsing /cric/ at this hour when you have work at 0530

Pahado ke upar jungle ke par,
Dekho kaun apne shehar aya yaar
Ninja hattori apne ghar aya yaar

Ive never heard an aussie say that word. Nigger sounds like nigga with our accent so theres no weight to it. More likely to hear Boong, blackie, wog

people who say blowies ITT are old boomers who pay a dude who looks like david bowie in the labyrinth movie to tell them that women pick up on your "canine energy" and that your endgame talking to a girl is to touch her on the forehead, the secret erogenous zone

Possible, it was in Brisbane. The dude saying it was a chef.

For me it's you go to shake their hand and they hold their arm up to do the upturned nigger clasp thing.

miss /cric/ with the racism lads.

Dunno if youve ever played/watched cricket but fistbumping is pretty common while wearing gloves

I think England's problem is there are too many first names starting with J

>englel
>getting to the 5th day
Even with the 1st day washout it's wishful thinking

this woman on the commentary is pure cringe

not that her commentary is bad, just the transparent nature of her diversity hire status

Should have said "if you want to talk like a fucking mulignan then I'll send you to slip and fall"

I say it almost daily and make sure to say the "er" with as much venom as possible

Someone went to shake his hand in a bro grip (I call it that), and he recoiled.
He said nigger mate, I remember it clearly because it was very out of the ordinary.

You know what else is common?

Rap music.

I got asked if I was a nigger lover by a bunch of farmers, aside from that I've never heard anyone say it

>mai hun ik udta robo doraemon
>mai hun ik udta robo doraemon
for me it's doraemon

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I was still hypnagogic while in the shower this morning, was pretty trippy. Had a great day though

I suppose she was selected in the Australian women's team on the same basis huh bud

>Someone went to shake his hand in a bro grip (I call it that), and he recoiled.

Literally me.

>aussie cunts talking about their tragically shit music taste
Literal lowbrow, stereotype filling shite

Reminded why I don't watch television with these ads.

t. pommy Oasis fan

>"selected"

Pretty sure in those days they simply let the only women in the country who actually wanted to play cricket into the team.

Personally looking forward to him chopping on the wide half-tracker and giving the look of him having smelled his own rancid fart to the camera

Sounds about right

>the Hazlewood appeal, clap, fist bump and shuffle towards his teammates
classic

It was definitely better than hattori, perman, etc. Too bad they stopped airing Kochikame long ago, it was really good.

I can’t be the only one that enjoys the smell of their own farts 99% of the time

i never realised rhotic accents were a thing and used to wonder what yanks were on about when they claim nigga and nigger aren't the same. very enlightening moment. now i notice it every time and it drives me mad when americans pronounce the letter R like they do (carrr instead of the elite cah)

paddies and scots pronounce their Rs as well

Sure mate. Even Oasis are orders of magnitude above whatever shite you cunts listen to. Any band mentioned just fills the white mong incel stereotype
>muh modest rodent
>muh tame impala
Aussies are a backwater of culture

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Depends on what I've eaten desu. Day after onion soup is glorious.

Fucking hell mate you do realise oasis are one of the worst bands in history.

>Kochikame
was the best

century partnership looms

Guys don't mention Pendulum, it'll make the pommies seeth

Double century you mean

t. listens to stormzy unironically

which dickhead put a cricket field on a slope anyway

Ah everyone does the clasp now. After football here we all walk around doing it to everyone so I'm used to it now.

>Boy my cheeks are red
Which ones haha

Are they that band that uses the same drum beat for every song?
You know the one:
>boom tsh boom tsh

me oops haha

I see the pitch at Lord's still has ringworm

do you reckon anyone has ever told Cummins that he has a really really silly name?

>muh Amen Break sped up to 185bpm
Woah it's like 1995 all over again.

Why the fuck would I want to listen to stormy. Fuck off and drink your shit lager in spoons.

Bow down to /epl/

dont enjoy my own farts too much but my ball sweat is delightful

womens cricket is 20 lesbians turning up to a rollerblading competition and someone happened to have a bat they used to fuck their dominatrix with in their car boot, for fucks sake what an argument brainlet

You should try putting your middle finger up your bum and then smelling it. Deeper the yummier

t. aussie cunt working as a bartender in soho

That reminds me, did we see any decent beer snakes at Edgbaston?

I reckon he would have copped a lot of shit as a kid.... you like "Diesel boy" and "What are you a truck engine or something?" and "Patrick Cummins? More like Kenworth Cummins!".. poor lad.

The women's team is essentially a diversity team. Strange argument.

oh you're angry oasis are popular with 'normies' that drink in pubs. just say that

reckon Australia will be look for a couple of quick wickets here

>Fuck off and drink your shit lager in spoons.
ok

Huge snakes during the WC semi-final

So you want me to stay here?

Wish my top edges went for 6

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for me it's emotional 90s aussie soft rock
youtube.com/watch?v=7VmYv8ADjaY

A truly cogent statement

BUST HIM IN THE HEAD

KNOCK HIM OUT
KILL HIM!!!!!!

cunts fucked

he could have killed him

C'mon Pat, follow up with another

worth a review that
head before wicket

Now that he's rattled there's only two deliveries you need to bowl: Bouncers and Yorkers.

has anyone ever been given out LBW after the ball hit them in the head?

Why do we still allow cricket to be played when it is nothing more than legalized assault and battery?

Mark Waugh had a good shout for a beamer which the batsman tried to duck but it was slow slow it just hit him in the body in front of the wicket.
Ump didn't want a bar of it though.

Don't think I ever attempted to duck a ball. I swayed past the odd one but if it was going straight for my head I'd always managed to get the pull shot out in time.

I remember some spinner moon ball would have hit the stumps once and been out on review.

Remember Tendulkar was given ducking into one during in Australia. Think McGrath was the bowler

Nothing like a concussion to rattle you and lose your wicket.

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Now I see why Woakes comes in at number 8.

fielders should not be allowed on the leg side

then why did he review it

GONE

GONE

FUCK OFF TO YOUR FISH SHOP YOU MASSIVE CUNT

FUCK OFF

only a tickle mate, probs didn't notice it

How come all the batters on comm reckon you always know then

Gloves are very padded, if it flicks it slightly like that you just might not feel it

Honestly, when they pack the field like that surely you should take a step to the leg side and look to cut it.

Is Phillip Hughes related to Philippoussis?

Why didn't the cheat Woakes walk lads?

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>woakes bodylined
Typical whitey. Don't have the indian genes

wish I had someone to watch netflix with in the evenings.

I dunno cunt, but I've seen plenty of batsmen review nicks that only show up as tiny little tickles on snicko

Could do with a wicket here.

yep tendulkar ducked and got hit in the shoulder, maybe 2004 ?

Can’t wait to see brave black jofra play a noble forward defensive to the whiteoid bowlers

I don't mind you, suit yourself. I think you should pick a team for the league of Ireland and start bandwagoning Dublin in the gaa though.

You lie

Can this freed slave bat or what?

Englel bats are just lemmings, don't have the Sehwag skills to do that

98/99 I think

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wtf, nogra archer actually has 6 first class 50's

do you want to stop being racist in /cric/ mate. are you new or something?

>there are people posting in this thread old enough to remember these years

disgusting

Notice how they're all women?
(because normal cricket wasn't diverse enough)

reckon meg lanning is a good sort

ouch lads

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didn't adam voges get given LBW when the ball hit him in the best while he was standing upright? think it was the 2013 ashes

>"None of that nigger shit, this is /cric/ mate"

Oasis are not shit, Half the World Away is a 2am live staple and that's just the way it is, nigga.

He clearly said freed.

How did James Faulkner gen into the women's side?

Where did he go?

Can you stop using your colonial legacy to poach cricketers from all over the globe?

not the worst way to go

too many feels, still :(

crowd didnt cheer very loud for nogras forward defence then, bit racist

Dunno ask your wife

Fc average of 31 suggests he’s an ok 8-9

>""""women""""

Please stop posting stuff relating to Hughes
I get a but emotional when i see it

same desu, I want to complain about it being in poor taste but that will encourage more edgy cunts so I'm not going to do that.

didn't he score a ton in his most recent first class game?

>you

>le bounce the opposing pace bowler and show him we are also pace bowlers

is there a more predictable thing than australian bowling

She said "He's probably shithouse"

>literally all of them are blonde haired white women
reckon they need some diversity. very problematic this

Reckon Archer may develop into a bowling all rounder, looks tidy with the bat from what I've seen

Will we manage to make it to the 2nd new ball?

Wouldn't have died if he wasn't a coward who refused to face the ball

>medical dissection of the blow
>vertebral artery dissection
very poor effort that, unlikely they would pass the medical terminology exam

Don't worry Meg baby's working on it for the next generation.

There used to be a no bouncer etiquette amongst pacemen although it may have only been between the based Windies lads I don't remember

Was a 2nd XI game

reckon archer should keep fishing like that haha

YES GOT HIM CUNT FUCK OFF

KYS nigger

top right and bottom left are the prettiest. dont mind top middle either

The coward Phil Hughes

*dies of cancer*

bottom left really? :/ fkn pretty rough. top middle and top right would scrub up alright.

one less whitey

>employment expo ad targeting the NEETS at midnight

Can't wait for the agent aussie coaches to meddle with his action and turn him into the new Mark Ealham

>Adidas on the bat
No sir I don't like it

Remember when England tried to bounce Bitchwide but he'd been practicing the pull shot in the nets so he ended up knocking your boys all around the ground and then when it came time for him to bowl he bounced out your best batsmen?
I'll never forget the look on Joe Roots face when Mitch was steaming in and I said "he'll get out this ball" and he did - you could see the fear in his eyes.

kek love how its either ads for NEETs for fucking 70 year olds. they really do know their market

Back row third from the left for me, but even that's a reach desu.

Root always looks terrified, I reckon he needs to start on the SSRIs

>BOO STOP BOWLING LEGAL DELIVERIES WE DON'T LIKE BOOO

yep, in the days when there was little protective gear and bowlers legit could not bat. Things have changed now, its fair game

bottom left is one of the most feminine looking ones, just gotta get round the ears
maybe im nuts

t. australians in 1933

everyone does this to be fair

the GOAT channeling his inner Mark Waugh bowling with the glasses

Oh, how the tables turn

Yeah but for this particular delivery he looked extra terrified - he was facing up with head down then he looked up, and I don't think he was expecting Mitch to be so far into his run up, so a flash of panic went across his face and that was it, he was gone.

thought bairstow was shit lads what gives?

The table turning Australia

He's just gaming the selectors into playing him for another game so he can cost them the series.

been lucky

>poofra poorcher

don't worry lads Broad is well known for his ability to play the short ball

FUCK OFF NIGGER

Ah, he's a good boy ol Pat

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GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OFF THE FUCKING PITCH
ON YOUR FUCKING BIKE CUNT
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this is gonna be drawn, we've got more rain tomorrow and saturday.

he was elite for about 2 years, think his average between 2015-2017 was 70, then >we picked him for the white ball teams and he just went to shit

He literally is.
The yorker however.....

actually bothering to cover his stumps now, guess he remembered it was tests

he always does this after an LOI series, has shit technique and eventually learns to move his feet again

SAME OLD AUSSIES
ALWAYS WINNING

>ywn get to watch le broken arm man try to bat again

t. New Zealanders in 1981

KEK

surely both teams with declare their second innings in extreme sportsmanlike fashion so this match will end in a result
it just wouldn't be cricket otherwise

>"What?... did Australia do some really good short pitch bowling against New Zealand in 198- ........ OOHHHHHHHHH"

I honestly rate buttler as a test batsman but >we need to drop him, he's mentally cooked and plays the most cricket out of nearly anyone in the world (all 3 international formats+meme t20 leagues), nearly no time off for a year with tests last summer, winter tours then IPL then world cup now the ashes. idc who they get in just get someone who isn't mentally cooked in

Your whole countries probably mentally cooked m8

the nervous batspinner

Might as well declare they've got enough

Reckon the selectors need to push a sack of money across the table into Robert Key's lap to help save the middle order.

so true

GIVE HIM THE SAND SHOE CRUSHER!!!!!

>Reckon the selectors need to push a sack of cakes across the table into Robert Key's lap to help save the middle order.
FTFY.

he'd spend it all on maccies the fat cunt

Always saw Gillespie do the same thing

oh nonononon hahahahahahahaah

>DROPPED
FUCK

>paved poorner

cheating scum dropped the ashes

shame it didn't drop on his head

C'mon now our Jonny

reckon they should give big brain ed an entire tailored wardrobe as a bonus if he gets england a stable top 3 with batsman all averaging nearly 40. maybe a lifesize james taylor sex doll too

3 dropped catches this innings or is it 4?

tipping broad to get yorked

australia are mentally cooked here

suddenly starting to feel worried about facing jofra on this pitch

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tipping broad to get his sand shoe crushed

Reckon you should be fine, mate.

Safe to say Australia are neurally neutered

maybe the weekend will be ok

thanks lad that makes me feel better
really jsut worried about getting dropped from the squad

>defending gamesmanship

cunt

sadly not many indians here to get triggered over every word Holding says

cheeky

can't imagine how mad it must have made them then he refused to even acknowledge that the IPL was on while he was there

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SUCK SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARD

Broad 11 (15)

shoulda seen it last summer when we played 4-1'd India

they literally got buttmad over every little thing he said when he came on commentary, even if it was completely unrelated

>caring about muh "spirit of the game" for Kerry "fudge" Packer's meme50 format

can you expand on this please

Why? What did he, or didn't, say?

Fuck lads i forgot it started tonight how have we done so far ?

kek i watched the series but dont remember mikey ever saying anything bad. reckon indians hate him because he doesnt rate t20

Leach won't last

Ah Leach to the crease at last

it started last night but was rained out haha
if it was day 1, we'd be in a really good position right now

Leach is going to suck the life out of this bowling attack. ha!

Siddle got everyone out alredy but no one could catch.

Probably said Viv Richards was a better batsman than Sachin Tendulkar.

they just think he's super racist against indians so whenever he made any comment that wasn't super positive about india they were all raging

kek actually had a laugh at this one

Kind of hope the rest of the matches end in a draw due to poor weather.

That's a bit racist of them.

fucking hell
just tried to re-rack and accidentally crushed one of my bollocks. absolutely agonising right now lads

Same old England, always raining!

Always thought bollocks meant ass.

REVIEW IT

fuck reckon that was close lads

fuck me i have been working all week and i just completely forgot it was on

How long do you give Jokefry Archlel in the English side?

I had this teacher in high school who was from India. She was pretty based (and decent looking) and she mentioned a couple of times that India has a bit of a culture of thinking everyone is always against them due to race and will often try to play the victim.

None left.

hopefully tomorrow wont be rained out and you can watch with us lad

Ah the classic white bois proclaiming everything the old senile Holding says is right because they're too meek to criticise him (wonder why?)

Reminder that T20 cricket was invented by a British advertising firm and was a huge success until the English did what they do best - mismanage the whole thing. Then India showed how to make a big tourney successful and the ECB seethed so hard they let a conman land a rented helicopter on their hallowed turf because he showed them a briefcase full of (fake) cash

reckon Dan Vettori might get a few runs here lads

That's buttocks lad

They are right. We are all against them.

FUCK can leach PLEASE close his fucking mouth???

Does anyone look up to India?

(that's the joke)

kek @ leach, massive incel vibes, he's even got the mass shooter glasses

New?

Oh, I just assumed you were slow being Australian like.

Maybe Tamils

No. Been here a few years now.

Aussies totally don't have a father-son inferiority complex

why in god's name does leach not closes his fucking mouth? its infuriating me looking at his disgusting face
just close your lips CUNT

kek @ leach, massive alpha vibes, he's even got the chad spectacles

>they let a conman land a rented helicopter on their hallowed turf because he showed them a briefcase full of (fake) cash
Think I saw that same thing in an old Wrestlemania event

haha

someone add him to this

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>tfw wear similar glasses but am not an incel or mass shooter
someone has to make them look good i suppose. fucking incels

>Oh, I was just being an autistic germanic with no sense of humour

I know lad, I know.

might get contact lenses so im not associated with mass shooters
not racist just dont like white incel mass shooters

seething

wouldnt have minded if hazelGOAT got a fifer this innings tb h

might start pooing in the loo so im not associated with Indians
not racist just dont like brown people

Just get lasic.

kek leach literally BAITED hazelpood into that with his foot movement the time before

I hate this meme of bouncing wickets 7-10. Bowl normally and you wont concede 50 runs per wicket

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thick twat. 50, yeah that'll secure my place, time to whack it cos i'm bored. fuck off.

You now remember England whoring themselves out for a winner-takes-all T20 match vs Windies as a desperate attempt to stop IPL momentum. They lost.

Is that why you hate your father?

Spotted a beer tower but no snakes