For me it's Flat Earth FC
>kickoff
>ball gets kicked into a puddle
>ball is now wet
>Flat Earth FC forfeit the game and immediately disband
Reminder our planet Earth represents around 0.00000000000000000000005% of the observable universe.
Source or did you make that number up
Kek
by area or by population?
I actually fucked up, because I was thinking of our galaxy.
Anyway, Earth has a radius of 6371 kilometers, our galaxy (Milky Way) spreads around 150,000 light years, so Earth represents around 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000007% of our galaxy
The radius of the observable universe is currently at around 45.7 billion light years (of course the universe as a whole is constantly expanding)
So Earth represents about 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003% of the observable universe
We are nothing.
Why are germans so fucking autistic?
I don't get it. Pls explain
>astrophysics is autistic
Why do Americans hate education so much? It seems ignorance is a source of pride for you guys.
Yeah, it was just a feeling but that number sounded way off. Thanks fren
I think the joke is about flat earthers claiming that all the water would wash away from the earth if it was round
and of that 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003%,
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.1 is your Penis
GOT EM
Yeah, but like the universe it's expanding rapidly when in contact with the right matter.
My penis is rapidly expanding when in contact with ur mum m8
based anglo
Are flat earthers even a thing nowadays? Like, it should only take a simple around-the-world travel by boat to BTFO even the most boneheaded conspiracy-loving nut so I assumed it was only larpers fucking around. They're actually real?
>earth is flat
Hmm
For me, it's Concave Earth United.
What do flat earthers think of the Moon?
>a disc isn't round
>flat earthers
>think
Hon hon hon
A guy punched me in the face once cause his son pissed on a hobo’s cot and even though there was a puddle of piss on it he refused to believe his kid did it. Got in my face I said “you’re really gonna attack me for this” and he punched me.
His kids started crying, he said “you made my kids cry” and he went to his car to get a crowbar, at which point a woman I assumed is his baby mama stood in front of him and convinced him not to kill me for what I did.
Americans are proud of their ignorance.
Such quality education and intellectual thinking as "this is why Jews are lesser filth"
>Fucking a Turk
Never
Yeah, Dark Matter you fucking Cuck.
hmmmm
Flat earthers accept that every other celestial body is round, but they think the Earth is flat. They are probably the stupidest people in all of human history.
Not as stupid as /x/ or Yea Forums
>0.000...000.1%
>two decimal points
advanced math
I think they are real yes, there's documentaries and videos about them: youtube.com
They just do it for attention, and to feel special. It's like religious people, whether they're Christians or Muslims or Jews or Hindus or Sikhs or whatever. "God" obviously doesn't exist, anyone with half a brain could figure that out, but people will pretend that there is a magical sky wizard because it makes them feel special.
For me, it's Dinosaur Earth United.
Lol.
>Yea Forums
>stupid
Small guy detected.
Damn I forgot my image.
kek that end killed me
Consider the following: We humans are just small bacterias living in a larger being's organism. The being is growing in height (would explain the expanding universe) and we are nothing but small little creatures for that being that he cannot even see, just like we can't see our bacterias or viruses.
They are very real, they do flat earth conventions and shit.
>it should only take a simple around-the-world travel by boat
theguardian.com
Look at this too
youtube.com
They will simply go "no this can't be possible" when they see undeniable proof that the earth is not flat. They are basically a cult, dumb people who need to believe in some stupid shit and form communities with other believers.
lmao wtf is "heaven energy"? nothing about these people makes any sense
I think the rapper from a few years ago B. O. B. is a pretty prominent figure in the movement. Jake Paul definitely is but the flat earth society are distancing themselves from him last I heard.
>NOOO ADRIAN'S FOOT WAS 3CM AHEAD OF THE LINE GIVE THE TROHY TO CHELSEA RIGHT NOW, UEFAPOOL!
Nothing better than some Yea Forumseethe after a Liverpool win.
I'd like to know more about these theories.
These are people who believe the earth is a flat disc with ice walls on the edges and military patrols guarding said edges so civilians can't go and see the edge of the world, all because of some NASA conspiracy meant to keep the entire world population misinformed for some reason
They are complete lunatics
saved
It's actually what we call dark energy that's accelerating the universal expansion
If this is the flat earth, why do boats/planes not have to be turning constantly to follow this path?
sheeple won't address this
will you participate in the raid on area 51 in september?
oh sure let me give you all of my information and travel plans, mr CIA
That would be FBI, probably.
I'd like to make my self belieeeeeeeve, that planet earth..turns...slooooooowly
Because the Earth isn't flat, numbnuts
I can tell you for a fact dinosaur Earth is true. The reason I know this is because I watched 50 hours of YouTube videos saying that it's true, so it must be true. Plus I held up a ruler to the horizon and it was straight, just like a dinosaur's back is straight. Checkmate, globetards.
Show some respect, if it weren't for German autism the Russians would have been the first to walk on the moon.
There are plenty of us, although hollow earth theory is growing in numbers too. Most globecucks haven't actually travelled the world, and most globecucks refuse to even consider the evidence presented about faked satellite imagery. It's really sad. Mud flood is another obviously true historical event that most won't even take a minute to consider evidence for.
now seriously lad, are you serius?
I really really hope this is a bait post, for your own sake.
Use an american proxy for fuck sake, unless american than well done.
>Mud flood
Explain
Please don't ask him to expand upon his delusions.
based brit
>*sceaches in American*
>farther of our lord Jizzus created earth 2k yrs ago
For me? It is AFC OOPArts.
Or maybe Cryptid Wanderers.
>it should only take a simple around-the-world travel by boat
Or observing a sunset or sunrise.