/heem/

that press conference was hilarious kek

God Australians are such insufferable cunts

Hey man how's your day been?

Could adesanya heem yoel once in 100 fights?

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Honestly I think Adesanya wins because he's bigger and blacker than Whittaker

Yoel is a hack. Sad that Paulo Costa is also a hack and will gift him a win

>I-I-I wear N-Nigeria on my tattoo chest c-cunt clean y-your ears

Pissrael Assdickshitya is SHOOK

Without being saved by the bell Tim Kennedy would have unironically heemed Yoel

is adesanya's strategy of acting like a shook sperg working?

Toilet Till once said "I swear to God I'm getting that belt" so if he never wins the he is automatically going to hell. In many ways Toilet Till is fighting for more than his life. He's fighting for his afterlife.

he essentially just had a press conference against a fan instead of Rob

do you think he's jealous that rob is a biracial angel and 100% accepted by the australian populace meanwhile israel got bullied due to "racism" (being a shook bitch nigga)

>unheemable
i've seen this can get destroyed in strikeforce and almost lose to tim kennedy

based

The fact that he gets shook makes me root for him

5 months ago darren till had a choice. put his hands up and block strikes and go on to be a UFC champion, or pretend getting hit in the face doesn't hurt and get flushed by a perennial journeyman. crack open an ice cold Clorox Bleach and get to work on that toilet, Till.

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>shaubs podcast got canceled by show time
WE DID IT!

Went to the open workouts, alot of funny guys went shouting out random shit. Definitely could see there being more /heem/ niggas in crowd.
Who else went??

I heem every here, twice on a Sunday

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Just laying in bed all day waiting for school to start next week.

everyone on heem is a retard but not every retard posts on heem

Just re-watched Till vs Woodley.

Wow that Till guy sucks fat cocks!

His soul has already been ethered into horcruxes in the Schaubrealm. He will require more than a belt but a journey through the Askren Arches, Barncat Catacombs, and most importantly; Toilet Till World to undo the sins of past self and cleanse the soul within his soul, his heart unto forgiveness and redemption.

Imagine if the Sleeping Gorilla browsed this general

we're one step closer to defeating schaub

Aw come on man no wonder you're always so down in the dumps

yeah yeah laugh it up all you want but Darren Till will make his comeback and you'll stop laughing you idiots you'll eat your words and then I don't want to hear it cunts

Jacare stunned Yoel on the last round of their fight, but, like a good hue brainlet, went for a takedown instead of trying to finish it standing or at least get a knockdown, which cost him a possible victory.

Darren Till is a horrible matchup for Whittaker.

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all he had to fucking do was put his hands up but no he wanted to do a retroactive max holloway le clap, shake your head, do a come forward gesture, ask for more, smile, literally everything except BLOCK the fucking punches. fuck that slackjawed moron.

he is absolutely jealous about this, and i think it might even contribute to his shookness.

cringe hater

I'm too pathetic to maintain or create friendships

Usman is officially the worst champion of all time. Faking injuries, ducking fights, and milking the shit out of "muh immigrant struggle." Fuck him.

I find your lack of slags disturbing

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they legit shut up shop at the presser because one fan came with a megaphone absolute kek

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>no bulge
into the trash

How come only one of Khabobs ears is fucked up and fucked up really bad at that?

would you send location?

She has an ass like Urijah Faber's chin

to the tiramisu factory? certainly.

You're only pathetic if you think you are

I wouldn't want to reproduce with a wmma fighter because of all the blows her womb has taken over the years

elite genetics

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elite at never being passed on maybe

Not true, Aussie crowds are always the best, bring a lot of energy and fun to every event. And always the best banter, because they are doing it to have fun, not getting all emotional and ready to cry over it.

UFC 3 has been discounted from 44 to 11 pounds might have to finally buy it. Almost picked it up for 25 the other week but decided not to as I never play videos games anymore.

Diarrheal Adesanya

Always bet on black

Id rather see Masvidal/Nate than Masvidal/Conor or Conor/Nate

Just realize youll play it nonstop for a week or two then only touch it again on occasion

Are you the user with tickets in section 303?

i got it for like 14 dollars CAD, its not that bad but havent tried online yet

Huh? In English please?

very much this

i played the demo or something
I tore through the career with Max and then they put me against Gooby who could randomly just one punch KO me

we have saying "bear stepped on his ear" (that's about ppl with no sense of melody)

Does any unironically support Usman at all? Never met one Usman fan.

seeth more
usman will reign for the next 5 years minimum

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That's why I'm so glad I waited.
Yeah I played the demo it didn't seem as good as UFC 2 but for 11 pounds I don't mind.

I like Boxing and Kickboxing, which should I pursue? MMA gym, Boxing gym, or Kickboxing gym?

I feel like that whole division is shit right now. Woodley was fun to watch until he became champion then it was a snoozefest, Covington is a pillowfist decision fighter, and Snoozeman is so boring I don't remember almost any of his fights

DC or Miocic? I like both of them but I think DC takes it

WW has always been like that
GSP and his 9 straight title defence decisions shouldn't get a pass

The only real African in that picture is the only one who isn't obnoxious.

Grinding dudes against the fence/wrestlefucking them to decision in online is always fun and you usually get some salty messages
Also picking Elias theodorou and just running away the whole fight throwing the occasional leg kick and spinning back fist is fun too

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No he ruined his reputation with his 30% meme and when people found out his nickname is Marty acting like he is some real African from Nigeria just doesn't work for him hes corny as fuck like Cejudo

Would be a based adventure book. Toilet Till and The Journey of Eternal Flushing.

Hope DC takes it, the story turned against Stipe when he pouted for so long. So he got his rematch but lost his supporters.

UFC 3 on the xbox. Playstation is mcdojo tier.

>Woodley was fun to watch
he hadn't fought in like a year
Lawler's run was great, Covington and Usman fight with a very impressive pace and pressure but yeah, they're not the most exciting. I don't think the division is shit though, there's some good guys there. Even Nate is up there now, UFC listed him as a Welterweight, probably won't move back down at this point, unless he gets badly wrestlefucked but they wouldn't give him that sort of matchup

I don't get the marty thing. I know tons of africans with corny "american" sounding nicknames like that.

Raphael Dos Nachos

>picking Elias theodorou and just running away the whole fight throwing the occasional leg kick and spinning back fist is fun too
absolutely based

Can you pull guard? I'm picking Ryan Hall

Aussies are absolute bros m8

He should move up to middleweight and stop being a cutbabby. He's only a cutbabby because he has to be "le gorilla man" even though he's not that big.

Yes but they don't hide from the fact, Kamaru was pretending the whole story was made up instead of owning up to it, he also speaks like a snake oil salesman

let's brainstorm this,
>The Never Ending Flush

He probably got on heem and read that Max's clap defense actually works and is a high iq move. It's an understandable mistake he just doesn't have the tard strength that Max has despite being an equal cutbabby.

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Doesn't make sense the only contenders in that division that even deserved Stipe was JDS,Cain and Ngannou which he all beat or got retired by a short hook. The only option was Curtis Blaydes and meh he got slept by Ngannou.

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Seeithing. I hate aussies but even I know they bring the bantz

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Stipe knows he's flushed and that's why he only wanted to fight DC. It's his closest thing to a "money fight". He'll probably retire after losing again Saturday.

How much longer till Dustinsala'hadin "Black Gold" Poiriabahajimanejad locks Kumar the Kuffar in the Norwegian Noose and never lets go?

I think you can clinch and pull guard ye, hall wasn't in the game last I played but if he was I'd have done that all day along with the occasional spinning shit

Who is your favourite fighter right now, it really shows what type of person you are, for me.
>Stipe
>Ortega
>Tony
all based and redpilled

Aren't you guys the same i mean you even have the same flag :^)

Usman’s a fucking cornball that takes himself too seriously and sounds like he’s trying to make a profound powerful emotional moving speech with every sentence. He’s like a Charlo brother, if he took tidbits of Colby’s gimmick and just laughed and poked fun at the crowds getting so worked up even a little bit more he’d probably be WAY more over with the fans and people would have him on the interest level of any other good fighter. He’s stuck between humble Wakanda and snarky ballbusting prick. He seems more fake than simply playing a gimmick. Big difference

Nate diaz, mike perry and brok weaver

>schaub flushed yet again
streamable.com/w8tzz

Was replying to (You)

Holy shit im retarded

>Stipe
>DC
>Blagoy Ivanov (Watch his past fights, hopefully his UFC performance improves)
>Tony
>Fedor
>Yoel Romero

>sounds like he’s trying to make a profound powerful emotional moving speech with every sentence.
kek why did this make me chuckle

it's alright you didn't have to clarify my man /heem/ is smart we got it

Depends, what is your goal? Do you want to compete, are you just doing it as a hobby, what?

His heroes growing up were truly stand up cawlmiks

And most people are pathetic. I had a lot of friends who were pathetic and so was I, we'd just laugh at shit

And how dried up their wombs are

>tfw mom caught you posting on heem again
fuuuck

Ever since his stand up cawlmadey performance he's been talking about serial killers a lot and has been a negative Nancy. That cte is starting to ramp up. Kind of sad though. I miss hearing him talking about out-awkwarding people.

faggot

Is DC going to be exposed?

I feel like all the HWs would get heemed against Andy Ruiz or Wilder.

I think usman and Covington are fun to watch if you actually train. It's such a grinding fight and having to find weird ways usually very strategic or high risk to avoid the grind is interesting to watch. Pleb fans just want one out knock outs. Fakenesman is an actual faggot though calling himself marty and then when he wants to suddenly rep Nigeria and go full wakanda starts acting like a fucking baboon. Not to mention his Joe rogan interview was cringe.

Smif is my only true boy

I'd make you give up.

Looking to compete, I am 21 5'11 205 lbs. I have a wide and heavy frame, not very fat. 72 inch reach (its been a while since I measured though)

I'd make you cum

I couldn't really learn the controls and then didn't wanna watch 30 minute YouTube vids to learn. Same thing I did with Madden.

dude you're a fat bitch, post body or gtfo, DC

true. I'm not gonna sit here and get worked up by it though.

Not a chance.

Id decision you from the bottom

Given your body I'd say you're best suited for MMA. But if you favor Boxing and Kickboxing, I'd say kickboxing is the way to go. The skill ceiling for boxing is so high, you're basically fucked if you haven't trained from childhood. You're at a bit of a disadvantage due to height, but it can be overcome, just look at Melvin Manhoef. I don't know man, you probably shouldn't listen to me. You should just try them all out and see what you enjoy most.

Some fat, more muscle. I'm no Mike Tyson though, I would likely cut to 185. I am strong enough where I could stay at 205, that is an option

Compete in what? If you don't like wrestling or no gi grappling and ground and pound don't bother with mma.
Fuck up Puerto rico

t.

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I don't know if fun is really the right word, impressive, yeah, and I don't feel bored or anything because it is interesting what they're doing, but it's easy to see how it's not the most exciting. A lot of times it's also because their constant pace pressure has led to the other guy mounting little offence, so the fight's just sort of gone on the same way the whole time and feels stretched out

Lol you’re a slob dude. Plus it’s been figured out that taller, lankier fighters with large reaches are the best types of fighters. Idiots who carry too much muscle gas out after 1 round.

At middle weight being 5’11 you would get heemed

>Thiago Santos
>Johnny Walker
>Vicente Luque
>Mike Perry
>Greg Hardy

He’s a fucking fraud. Talks with that fake African accent despite living in America most his life. Dude just seems like a cocksucker.

when i feel like im losing i purposely start doing worse to protect my ego and cope that i didnt try my best.

I'm Malaysia.....................................................................................................................................................

>it’s been figured out that taller, lankier fighters with large reaches are the best types of fighters.
Lanklet cope

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did he really do this

That may be the general rule of thumb but there are many exceptions
>Fedor
>DC
>Ryan Bader
>Butterbean

Usman is fucking cancer

Yoel is 5'11 you retard

Schaub is about a billion times tougher than Nate.

What has he won?

Right now yes, which is why I need to start training
I wouldn't be a body builder, there is functional strength and pursuing aesthetics
I would definitely train wrestling or catch wrestling if I pursued MMA

Cain, DC, Fedor, hell even Khabib isn't long or tall for his division. Maybe he doesn't want to be a lanklet who has to hide behind weight classes.

Post your walk-out song for your first title defense.

youtube.com/watch?v=7Vj9V_pX8yw

5'11 isn't that short for middleweight. Yoel is probably like 5'10 and Whittaker is only 6'. He's taller than Gastelum and he almost knocked out the lanklet Memebender.

The Nobel Prize in Pugilistic Literature

Kickboxing gym if you wanna meet chicks.

You sure?

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No shin guards no head-gear no hand-wraps let's just have a proper knock yeh?

So what should I pursue if I have an interest in competing? I have boxing experience and some wrestling from high school, but nothing major.

Ya

You could make it if you train hard. Everyone saying you're too short or fat are either manlets or lanklets who would get heemed irl. I'm not saying you'll be in the ufc, but your size isn't what will limit you anyway it will just be skill and experience.

Ya

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72 hours from now I'll be in the Honda Center cheering for Stipe to kill DC.

youtube.com/watch?v=jrqMBkl7G7M

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Let me help you

youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE

Okay

Yoel is like over 100kg lean and can't beat fucking skinnyfats in an under 77kg weight class. He's an absolute failure and should go back to hooba.

>pic
i've only just now remembered these two are teammates too

It's up to you to decide. If you enjoy grappling I would definitely go towards mma. You probably have a better chance of making it in mma, but the pay isn't great. Kickboxing and Boxing (especially boxing) are full of people who have been doing it since they were young so it'd be harder to pursue. The pay in kickboxing is probably worse than mma, while boxing has better pay than mma, but the odds of making it in boxing are really slim. Plus there is a lot of politics in boxing.

How about you stop asking stupid fucking questions

He's 6'0" you cazzies and he heem'd two 6'3" guys with ease

Coral go to sleep

In a few hours.

In terms of fun it goes MMA > Boxing > Muay Thai

MMA is way more enjoyable to train because it has more elements. Also MT is a dead sport and Boxing you will get raped by little beaners who have trained since they were 6. Your best shot at competing and doing well is MMA. Look at Schuab, fucking terrible but went pro.

If you're saying Yoel is a legit 6 foot you're actually retarded

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I suppose you guys are right on boxers, only one I can name who started late is Wilder. There are a few MMA gyms in my town/city but no well known gyms. I will look into them, any advice for what to look for?

just incase anyone wants to apologize

>Uses a cherry-picked photo with awkward angles of Yoel standing against an overcompensating manlet

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Is Robert from Australia or New Zealand?

Lots of overcompensating sherdog manlets on heem these days.

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Born in New Zealand, raised in Australia

>Trusting ufc heights
Yeah Shane Carwin was definitely 6'5 my dude

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He's a New Zealander, he even calls himself that and walks out to the New Zealand flag.

If you're going to compete find a gym with good fighters at your own weight class to train against (or higher weight class), and coaches that will actually give you 1 on 1 attention.

When I used to wrestle for the WWE they pegged my height at 6'4 when I was 6'1 on a good day.

>cherry-picking bad stats
Romero is 6'0" I know sherdog says he's 5'10" but they're wrong lol he's the same height as Whittaker.

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He's from both. New Zealand is an Australian state.
He's from Auckland, New Zealand, Australia.

6'3 Bork Lesnar vs 6'5 Shane Carwin

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Whittaker has an inch and a half, he’s taller even with a slightly tilted down head, unless he’s wearing sandals there

Everyone knows Romero is 5’10”. He’s shorter than Dana White and 6’0” Whittaker had about 2” on him at weigh ins.

>Derrick Lewis
>Johnny Walker
>Colby
>Sperguson
>Hall

Woah

Based

Whittaker looks an inch taller there. Yoel is 5'11 at best and they may have been wearing shoes in that pic. All sports add an inch to their athletes height.

You can post this as many times as you want; proves nothing manlet
They're the same height
Prove it

Based. Did you really wrestle for the wwe? Was it fun or was it shitty?

Woodley is 5'9"
Thompson is 6'0"

Notice the difference. If you're going to say Yoel is almost the same height as Woodley then you're lying to yourself.

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Comparatively Whittaker and Thompson are the same height with Thompson slightly lankier

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>Calls me a manlet for calling out other manlets
I'm a legit 6'2 barefoot my dude and I could easily be 6'3 by ufc measurements. There's a video of Conor being measured at 5'11 tall by the ufc. They just have some intern use measuring tape to get the fighters heights.

why are you people caring about height. wins are what matter.

Thompson looks taller. If anything this proves Whittaker is slightly under 6 foot. Why is it so hard to believe Yoel isn't 6 foot?

>Thompson looks taller
Cause he has a mohawk. The point is there's a noticeable height difference when he faces off with Woodley than when he does with Whittaker. Whittaker and Yoel are the same height, 6'0", if you're trying to say Woodley and Yoel are the same height then you need to get your eyes checked.

Izzy and Jon Jones are both 6'3", could Israel ever bulk up enough to take on Jones at LHW?

Based Colbs with the DFC.

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They don't look like they're being paid enough

Broodwar is the greatest video game of all time

I never said Yoel was 5'9 lol he's 5'11 at best but probably 5'10.

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Thoughts on Diaz smoking weeding during his open workout? Based or cringe?

youtube.com/watch?v=GysmGCLTwdw

Diaz is cringe personified

the tall girl was major into schaub

I think Jon is a legit 6'4, but even if they are both 6'3 I couldn't ever see Israel bulking up enough to fight Jon. He could beat Jon in a kickboxing match, but Jon would ground and pound the shit out of him in the octagon.

youtu.be/h9zx-UtFz00

Take a look at this vid. Romero is either slightly smaller or just as tall as Masvidal who is 5’10” - 5’11”. And he’s wearing dress shoes that definitely lift him up a bit.

Go to sleep coral

No he actually calls himself Australian and reps the Australian flag in every fight.

Diaz is based. You’re a faggot if you like the fake gay personalties ufc cranks out

Because this is heem and this is an autism friendly board.

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Here's the link

youtube.com/watch?v=esil2_FSSPI

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Based if he wins Cringe if he loses

She wants his Showtime money.

> paid
it's been confirmed they're all fangirls

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>10 secs in and schob already mispronounced a word
CTE is a beast

There is simply no way Schaub didn't fuck her.

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He shouldn't be paying them at all, they actually make him look worse with the disgusted looks they kept throwing. Should fire their asses and hire a couple laid-back strippers.

Schaub is gay.

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Lol literally breaking bank to impress a couple on incels online. Good for you Colbs

Colby getting cucked by Based Schaub kek

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I wonder whos got a bigger hog, coral or schub

>tfw people like Colby

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Grow up coral

he impressed you
> it's not possible! he must be paying! Nobody can be that alluring...grrr

Nobody gives a fuck about your shitty immigrant “struggle” Poosman. Can’t wait for Colby to embarrass you and for Trump to deport you.

Why would I be impressed by some dude who hires women to hang out with him? Lol beta much?

Holy fuck what an absolutely based American

Libcusks are absolutely seething niggers it's hilarious

>alluring
wow canby fans are pure nerds

> hired
that's where you're impressed.
> he MUST hire them...I could never get those girls so there is no way he can grrr so mad

>m-marty will l-lose....THIS time!

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> the word alluring stands out to him
wow colby haters have the vocabulary of a retarded toddler

Lol do you really think that those girls are unattainable? You must have really low self-esteem. Good for Colbs for appealing to low hanging fruit incel larpers.

Go be an alluring nerd someone else

Ahhhh fuck I think a bug fell in my eye and now it's all the way in the back and I can't find it

Said nobody ever. Nobody knew, cared, or gave a fuck about Usman until he was gifted a title shot for beating up on Colby’s sloppy seconds. Come to think of it, still nobody gives a fuck about Usman.

Usman is in real trouble this time!

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The girls were solid 6s and looked like they were only there cause Colby promised to promote their instagram pages.

He's living rent-free in your head.

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>He had to pay them! No one could ever get girls like that!
>B-b-but they're trash girls anyway I wouldn't want them!

Jesus Christ

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hes in charge now

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Do fighters get tested for drugs? Are there drugs that they're allowed and not allowed to use? Coke, weed etc?

Don't know what's worse, a boring cagehugging "fighter" who pays girls to hang out with him to enhance his character or some soi boy loser who lives on the other side of the planet defending him online for free.

>a 6

Come on bru

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She kinda is, 7 at best, sorry you've got low standards.

I bet you think shes like an 8 or above

Probably a self-hating American who thinks men have to pay women to hang out with them because he's never gotten laid before.

tales of the grind confirmed that colby was pure alpha adored by women even when he was broke and a nobody

now that he's the combat sports GOAT he gets any woman whenever he wants. haters can't handle it.

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All those funds poured into hiring escorts and you still draw the lowest ratings of the ESPN era.

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She was hotter than the other one I'll give her a 7, but you'll find way hotter girls at any bar.

You're a larping soi boy who gets impressed by beta males who hire women to spend time with him. You're literally this guy. Did your parents pay girls to hang out with you too? Pathetic incel lol

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Why are they calling Colby the world champ? That's like saying Porier or Adensanya is the world champ.

> you're elliot rodger
you're asian just like him, lol

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Schaub is flusehd and CTE'd. Give him a break.

>Has that webm on his computer
Lol larping incels are truly the worst

Plz respond.

Based. Colby is cringe and way too self conscious.

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Has Colby beaten a black guy yet?

Is that Masvidal?

Never said she was amazing, just that calling her a six is a way for an incel to feel better that the girl would probably reject him IRL

for sure I should have pics of renowned asian icon elliot rodger instead

You're right b it's tawlf fer ser he's just trying to be a drawl

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Why are Australians and New Zealanders so beta?

That fucking trump picture gets me every time

Do you imagine yourself as Colby as you touch yourself to that webm you little larping loser?

Sorry bro speak louder can't hear you over the sound of a schoolshooting.

No and he had his chance against Woodley, but he opted for a nose job instead.

Who's the townes van zandt of mma?

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It's hot as heck. I just saved it too.

no, elliott.

Yeah he punked Max Griffin

How soon after 242 will he be fighting the winner?

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Each of you post an 8-9 so we can all see what shit tastes you have

All the people you could larp as and you pick a middling cagehugging MMA fighter who hires escorts to hang out with him.

Why don't you larp as Cristiano Ronaldo or something?

Evan Tanner maybe?

Favorite movie? For me it's Ratatouille.

Guys they are doing construction work just below my window, heem me with a roundhouse kick to the temple

> hire
still seething, elliot.

I'll post a pic of my boypussy if you answer me THanks.

You're the one drooling yourself over an MMA fighter larping as Ric Flair; and you make it even worse and start larping as him. Grow up.

Brendan Shaub: You'd Be Surprised

That's a good choice.

don't try and blame us because your standards are flushed

youtube.com/watch?v=esil2_FSSPI

I take it you've been seething ever since michelle waterson got wet over colby.

get over it, asian boy

Please post it

For me, it's there will be blood

Anybody can get girls off of Craigslist homeboy. If you want I can send some your way. What's your address?

You're actually seething over an entertainment persona while telling others to grow up.

Holy fuck---->

reddit.com

stalker or persona

>michelle waterson got wet over colby.
Literally never happened you weirdo. Please fuck off with this self-insert fantasy you absolute freak.

>s-s-eething
Ask me how I know you're a WWE watching loser

Do fighters get tested for recreational type drugs? Are there drugs that they're allowed and not allowed to use? Coke, weed etc?

For me it's Men in Black 2, of which I haven't seen in 14 years since I was 6yo

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Boogie Nights

shhhh stop interfering with their larping

seething and confirmed asian
Helen Yee as well, remember.

>Robert is younger the Izzy
what the fuck??? Robert looks like 36.

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Literally just go to a bar my dude. She's cute but she's not an 8. I still would, but I would do anything 6 or above. I've been with hotter girls than her and I'm sure plenty of other people on here have.

I literally haven't seen it in like 20 years, and didn't even watch it when it was on TV in NZ. I actually think WWE/wrestling is shit and boring, but I don't seeth on the internet over people who do watch it because I'm not a faggot.

The fact that you're so bothered by colby makes me think you're an extreme faggot IRL

Why do Colby Cucks pretend plebbit hates him?

You're literally seething right now

>Bobbert-Izzy press conference
>UFC 241 workouts and media scrum
>Food Truck Diaries with Colby
>On vacation now and eating brownies for breakfast
What a comfy morning I'm having

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I'm actually comfy as fuck watching you get upset over someone you've never met--keep going.

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This was the easiest weight cut of my career.

>polturd as well
The plot thickens.

Because there's literally no reason to like him other than "xD le based redpilled trigger the SJWs MAGA lmao" so the shills have to craft that narrative.

Rebbit loves boring cagehugging wrestlers

> colby haters are r/asianmasculinity
sad

I can't wait to showcase my new skills.

Let me guess, you're voting Dem because you don't want to pay $20 a fortnight for health insurance?

What a basedboy

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>This projection
Post your address so I can send some craigslist girls your way.

*gets heemed in 30 seconds*

I'm the hardest fight in this division.

His fan base are obese larping Aussies who thinks he got Michelle Waterson "wet" He appeals to freaky nerds like this

I'm a match, she a kerosene.

I'm shredded

im shitosene

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Post jaw with timestamp larper

Also post your address so I can send some craigslist girls that way we dont have to read your disgusting larps anymore

I'd be falseflagging right now as some dumb fucking bernie bro or generic Amerifat dem voter but I remembered that spee shows flags.

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Ladd wins the rematch

Ladd loses the rematch

Ladd draws in the rematch

Ladd dqs in the rematch

Based Aspen Brapp

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Adesanya and Usman will win and you'll still be seething

Remember when eye gouging was legal?

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Can’t believe it’s been six years already.

they suck shit and will get owned

seething ricecels

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did anyone even watch the press conference?

I watched it

Yes, I did. What else do you want to know?

was it fun?

Towards the end yeah

Who won over the fans most?

It'd be a disguised shoutout to /heem/
youtube.com/watch?v=rQMylmZqJcA

It definitely wasn't Adesanya. He came across as a bit of a heel while Robert played the part of the lovable, wholesome golden boy.

No it was a shitshow, Israel acted like a tryhard faggot and Rob was boring

Pissrael lost fans

this is the homosexual thread for homosexuals

Triumph of the Will

Wait so what does "heem" mean?

*kills the homosexual*

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Wake up Coral

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I'm in bed on my phone, don't have access to my folders.

conor wins the rematch

Ngannou wins the rematch

Cody wins the rematch

this

Memesanya trying too hard to be cool while Robbie just being a top bloke.

Rose wins the rematch

For me it's "Toilet Till and the Journey of Eternal Flushing"

Canada invented Toilet Till

Slags are my favorite sport

you just committed suicide

Is Barnacle Swuab a good fighter?

youtube joe rogan gives schaub advice

>DUDE WEED at an open fucking workout
Nice sport

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>Hall
>Tony
>Cejudo

How would you react to being called "good but not great"?

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Worst champ would be Nico "Bum Spirit" Montano. Even tho technically wmma shouldn't even be acknowledged

Dont go in for a gym because its owned by a pro or someone famous on the medium, they are usually never at their own gym, the ideal its to have 1 coach for 1 discipline but i think it's better for you to get 1 on 1 attention and focused partners, check out if some of the gyms on your city are well known for competing

Still better than 99% of the shitters and journeymen to ever attempt the sport. Then again I'm not the kind of person who seeks external validation for my accomplishments.

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He looked punch drunk going into that fight

forgot to mention, what an apt reaction image
>Since I had achieved all my goals as president in one term there was no need for a second...the end...

Great choice, for me its Leon the professional

This asshole is really looking to fight Leon Edwards again kek. He really is scared to fight Colby

The whole state the event is at is "dude weed"

He looks huge. How do I get pecs like that?

Holy fuck Robert looks amazing, instagram.com/p/B1Ks_tLH1f8/?igshid=vsb60n2blzu0 ... looks like hes gonna curb stomp Adensaya like American History X.

Polynesians should have to cut extra weight or use bigger gloves to level the playing field

Such a gay false narrative. Dude lost the belt with some controversy after 3 defenses and already beat every other legit contender. This fight should have happened instead of rhe farce that was the Lewis fight

Wake up Israel

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This needs to be the next /heem/ picture

Damn Whittaker looks old now

did you tune in

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lmao didn't notice pic related

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Stipe got knocked out in the first round though

Whitaker finna dab on this homosexual 34yo zoomer

I understand that

fyi that's esther lin

eyepoked three times*

literally who?

Oh my bad it doesn't count then

i LOVE that MOVIE!!!

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based retard

eating cheetos rn

That's because if you kill your enemies they win.

Do ppl like adesanya or nah

till will be champ
masvidal death-simulating him was just a minor hiccup

He's a nigger and cringe so no.

He starts to look so bad when he is cutting. He looked incredibly good a month after the operation. Like he was a teen again. Idk what the fuck he was doing or eating

If he made weight he would Ave got layed the fuck out when he fought luke and BOTH times he fought Bobby knuckles

How can dia beat Pettis when. He doesn't check leg kicks?

So it counts then right?

Leg kicks are the biggest meme in the industry. You need to chop like Gaethje all the time to impact the fight significantly.

stop talking gay

How is gay to see that someone is looking better or worse than usual?
I look at skin all the time. It's like an instant medical checkup

Nate's legs got demolished by RDA. Even Conor was giving him problems with leg kicks in the rematch and he isn't known for his leg kicks.

You are actually right. I was thinking about leg kicks but it's actually Nate's legs which I should take into consideration

will I ever get to see Rockhold get heemed again lads? I get such joy out of it.

His last fight probably will be against Smif so yes

smith is gone till 2020 more injuries

Dubs and Dana White dies tonight

Dubs and Conor McGregor dies tonight

Rockhold's jaw will be already healed by that time too

Dubs and Khabib Nurmagomedov dies tonight

OH NO

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why are people pretending that dc will weigh 205 pounds ever in his life again ?

because towels

lol

>Bobby just laughing at Israel sperging and crying over a fan being mean

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every one of Luke's knockouts have been flukes, on the way back the championship now

That guy with the megaphone stole my idea, i always thought it was be funny to bring one in to a basketball game or something and start heckling the players mid game

Watching embedded. Holy shit. Nathan is completely flushed. Pettis is just a show pony. Cormier is too old. Stipe going for one more strap at the belt. Costa is obviously going to miss weight. Yoel is on hgh

low IQ post
high IQ post

youtu.be/CA_mXAsOxjI

6:15

adesanya: "speaking of grounded, come see dan hooker take me down and hold me down. that keeps me grounded."

wtf?!

a lightweight is giving him work on the ground?

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>a lightweight is giving him work on the ground?
he's talking about gay sex

We're all proud of you for coming out of your shell today buddy

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Do Stipe and Nate have a touch of the Down's, or do they have a touch of the CTE's?
Watching the Embedded blogs, neither of them has fought in a year+, so its swelling or anything, they just can't talk properly. And they are both born americans, so it isn't an accent thing.

Israel is a complete moron. He kept saying home is where the heart is fuck New Zealand when the guy said New Zealand is cheering for him then they ended the press conference

>huh huh i slappt you huh huh you a bitch huh

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>both of them not giving a fuck and some random aussie running around shit talking everyone
lol one of my favorite conferences so far

youtube.com/watch?v=Wv3M8T9YYBg

G-guys... I don't feel too good....

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tmz.com/2019/08/15/conor-mcgregor-irish-pub-old-man-punch-whiskey-dispute/
>

>CONOR MCGREGOR
PUNCHES OLD MAN IN HEAD OVER WHISKEY SHOTS ...
Caught On Video!!!
McGregor OD countdown continues

>not even wobbled
pillow fisted bum

Bryando Schwabble just can't say Max Holloway
His attempts (actual)
>Max Hollywood
>Matt Holloway
>Max Molloway
>Max Hallomay

based goob btfo smart ass boomer cunt being cheeky

Cannonier vs Silva was kino

>tmz.com/2019/08/15/conor-mcgregor-irish-pub-old-man-punch-whiskey-dispute/
>old man doesn't flinch
MUH CELTIC CROSS!

goobs really lost the story of this one, failing to put a boomer down, yikes

Ironic that the interim champion and champion at middleweight are the opposite of cut babbies. Adesanya and Whittaker could easily fight (and have fought) at welterweight.

Meanwhile Romero and Costa killing themselves and using IV drips to avoid fighting men their own size haven't had as much success.

I look at the other weight classes and a similar thing is happening. Is the cutting era coming to an end?

youtu.be/CA_mXAsOxjI?t=940

FUCKING KEK

>goes to the pub with publicists
>cant handle the bantz
>senile man rolls with his telegraphed punch
not looking good my friends

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Khabib takes down this old man and mauls him. I'm sure of it! Bet the house!

the old fart is clearly in a sitting knock out and barely comes to at the end of the vid

when McG touches you - you go to sleep. no exceptions

When is the undisputed boxing champion going to step into the UFC ring?

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Has Dana white ever had sex with fighters to keep them from retiring or going to bellator? Other than Nate Diaz obviously

125: cutbabby champ
135: not cutbabby champ
145: cutbabby champ
155: cutbabby champ
170: cutbabby champ
185: not cutbabby, but whittaker can't make WW ever again
205: reach and frame babby

i would say no, in general the champs are still huge for the division

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>colby
>cutbaby

Heem yourself, nerd.

where can i get it

Kabob's dumbass friend Zubaira will fight some literallywho on the Abu Dabi card

Stipe
Pettis
Yoel
Ladd

>125: cutbabby champ
Kinda true, but DJ wasn't and most people don't think Cejudo won that fight.
>135: not cutbabby champ
Correct, although again Cejudo doesn't deserve either of the belts.
>145: cutbabby champ
True. Holloway is a cutbabby if there ever was one. He couldn't fight at lightweight if he wanted to though because all his advantages are gone. Same for McGregor.
>155: cutbabby champ
Khabib isn't that big. His weightcuts are just shit because he didn't know how to do them. Ferguson is the cutbabby and he's deteriorating fast. Poirier is a natural 155.
>170: cutbabby champ
Both Usman and Colby don't cut as much as Woodley and Till.
>185: not cutbabby, but whittaker can't make WW ever again
Correct
>205: reach and frame babby
Jon Jones natural weight class is LHW and he's not even that big for LHW - there are now many more guys taller than 6'4".

test

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Cot damn she ugly. Even Nunes is more attractive than this.

he said reach and frame baby not cut, which is pretty accurate, he's frame is nearly perfect cos he has 0 weight in his legs, and he has the biggest reach including hws

youtu.be/MWHRq-vTQv0

Yoel Romero looking dry as fuck and yes still got two days to go. Expect fight to be cancelled

beg to differ

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are these girls pornstars or just "insta" models

he used to pay some pornstars but now he might be paying just regular thotties

i would rather pay some thots than pornstars, don't understand the hype about them at all

yeah it's not really that special to hang out with some known fuckholes

Noooooooooooooo

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kek

Really, after that lame toe to the eye TKO?
They should've given her another chance, the division is empty anyways. She has enough of a record to promote her, even if her recent fights are shit.

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lel wtf, was cat 9-0 at one point, i only remember her losing streak

Yes. But then...
>That whole first round, I just got my head caved in, I was dizzy; I couldn't be in light for a month. I put on like 30 pounds because my pituitary gland got knocked around and my hormones were all screwed up. I had never been hit like that in a fight. You know, it really freaked me out because it was like, man, I am my son's only parent. If I'm all screwed up and I can't drive and I can't work and say this injury is so bad I can't fight anymore...what if I'm incapable of doing that? I can't get to the point where my brain is mush and I can barely talk, because my son's life depends on my health.
... and she started losing.

agreed she could be a great gatekeeper or even meme a rematch against Amanda eventually

I mean, Liz Carmouche memed a fight against Shev purely based on history, and jews memed a whole state based on ancient history, so why not. Releasing her was a mistake.

> TKO

NC

INTO THE HEEM AGAIN
SAME OLD HEEM IT WAS BACK THEN

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I don't give a fuck about some little niglet that claims to love New Zealand and then walks out with some nigger flag into the Octagon.

Imagine getting flushed by Smith in your last career fight

>tmz
Post webm

I'm not even excited for my UFC debut

The absolute state of 21st century architecture

wtf is up with the spam system

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UFC vs One copromotion,who wins the fights and the story

I think UFC bums would be surprised

Who's your favorite fighter? Not even kidding.

Boston 'Boom Boom' Salmon

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>reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/cqn6er/conor_mcgregor_punching_old_man_in_head_in/
Why Conor punching old men for?

itching for a fight

Is pic related an accurate representation of the aussie population?

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Kek Hahaaway

>didn't even drop a senior citizen

No just MMA fans. They look like that all around the world.

This is your brain on CTE.

are you buying ufc 241?

I was thinking of ordering a floral pattern suit from AugustMcGregor but now I shall not. I am no longer want to be affiliated with him.

i havent paid for online entertainment in 700 years and i dont plan on doing so

i never bought anything in my life

Vill du slåss? Kom till Tumba MMA om du vill sparra

did he die

heemar sönder dig kom ockelbo marknad

Im upset that Cat Zingano was cut.
I know she was gonna walk out to some new TOOL in her next bout.
I seen Nate and the boys on Embedded grappling to Ænima and 10000 days. Hopefully he walks out to represent.

RIP Cats booty. We will miss thee.

Can I get a webm of Conor hitting this old ass man?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=cdj_Llb69BQ

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big loss for my dick

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>couldnt KO a drunk 100 year old man with a free left shot to the temple

Champ Shit Only

He's flushed.

NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT LEFT HAND

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virgin cope and turboseethe
embarrassing

Nate is a dumb stoner

Damn this is a good pic. Carwin was a beast, look at thos shoulders compared to Bork. Good god.

youtube.com/watch?v=mgi9bg6ptjI

He's absolutely right tho

bottom left lmao

500

Me and you both my dude.

Post more Cat. Shes a beaut.

Not the best pic, but yes i agree.

Trot inte jag åker till ditt lantisgym för att spöa någon vek 16-åring. Kom till Tumba, annars hittar jag dig och spöar dig.

bork bork bork

the look like fine people, you mutilated disease rag

har dig på backen under 10 sek kom t fiskis homobög

I am SICK of /box/ shitting up Yea Forums with their thread wars. Why can't they be more like us?

New

All illegal drugs are also illegal in the ufc. The punishment is not consostent or fair though. Nick Diaz got a lifetime suspension for weed (overturned into 5 years) while Jon Jones only got a few months for cocain

underrrated post