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Best thread since Origin

you are welcome

watching over the black dot. jessie ramien has a really wide mouth. think his IQ is about 78.

Mine is too. My IQ that is, not my mouth.

iggs

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What does this hand signal mean?

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Full name George Rose

Born 13 March 1983 (age 36)

Bathurst, New South Wales, Australia

Height 188 cm (6 ft 2 in)

Weight 136 kg (21 st 6 lb)

Supercoach finals, lads

i was as high as 2nd and now fighting it out for the potato bowl and probs wont even win that because i have no trades left and stuck with fielding flegler

based tommy turbo letting me down for the last three weeks

my weight but 20cm taller

my weight but 20cm wider

RICHO UHH
PEDO UHH
INCEL UHH

Biggest club in Australian sport. Give them the Perth NRL team

he was such a fat cunt at Manly, nothing has changed I see.

Sonja..............................

Based Nicole poster has another woman.

>tfw no croat-flip mutt gf

I'm the biggest chub in the australia, sport

Nicole if you're reading this - I will NEVER be over you.

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for me it's the cricket

Just put it all on the tiggers lads

Kikau WILL score enough for Chickenkid to win.

But not by enough to put his PD over Kyle and both he AND Milky will miss the finals.

Wilfred Zee.

Manly Warringah 13+, put your house on it.

fuck off nightcunt

HAD TO HAVE HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVIN
SHOOTIN FOR THE STARS WHEN I COULDN’T MAKE A KILLIN
DIDNT HAVE A DIME BUT I ALWAYS HAD A VISION
ALWAYS HAD HIGH HIGH HOPES

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The seabirds for me. That asian was finna hot

Should have gone for 10 honestly.

HE'S ELITE
D
C
ELITE

*wears a lilac shirt and shorts in public*

based

>women in league round
>zero women playing
???????

DCE's hole there was wider than my mum's

I want Belinda to fart in my face while giving me head!

Nearly hit the bucket

How wet do you think the ogress Ruan gets when JT calls her "Ru"

youtube.com/watch?v=225Uza3z6WQ

Does Ruan still play footy?

Payne and Drayne Haas

She's in the women's poosters signings list so I guess so

What the fuck was that, Benji?

absolutely based ref asserting his dominance

What's the rule about grabbing another players shirt?

God I want Ruan to sit on my face.... could you just imagine her smothering you with her huge ass and thighs?

Imagine the cellulite

Braps and cellulite are my fetishes.

Hot chilli woman b b b burn for me

what are they looking at?

NRL CEO Todd Greenberg had defended the decision to present Cameron Smith’s wife Barbara with an expensive diamond ring as the Melbourne star marked his 400th game.

Greenberg presented Barb Smith with the ring at a private braapsesh the NRL held for her husband in the week leading up to this 400th game. While the dinner was covered in various sections of the press, there was no mention of the ring. NRL chief executive Todd Greenberg defended the gift on Thursday. “Our biggest stars wouldn’t be where they are today without the women in their lives,’’ Greenberg said.

“We make no apologies for honouring the amazing role Barb has played and the sacrifices she has made throughout Cameron’s career. “His feat made history and may never be done again. It was right to acknowledge the achievement in the way we did.”

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He actually thought that was a funny post lads. He probably put a lot of effort into it too. Bet he snickered to himself as he typed each word

goatly

It's real lad. The mad jew is buying other men's wives diamond jewellery on the company credit card.

FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLAR ($15000) DIAMOND RING FOR MRS SMITH - Daily Tele

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Why is there so much smoke in the air lads

Based Manly. Based Nightshit.

post Alanahbutt user!

How can one man be so humble?

salary cap auditor better be looking into this shady shit

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trips confirm. DCElite.

what an ugly cunt

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2 Queenslanders seething at the thought of a decade of New South WelshGOD dominance at the hands of these two

so many tripless nightshit posts in this thread. utterly pathetic.....

God I wish I had a fecund Sonja wife lads

Name five (5).

I'm sorry I missed the game. I was wage slaving. My gf said there was a few good moments though.

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What is bumble? is it like tinder but for not as attractive people. Please tell a desperate virgin thanks in advance.

All the hotties are on Hinge now

Oooohhhh yehhnhh

Bumble is superior to tinder on a technical level. The app is so far advanced in comparison. There are way less people on Bumble though, however I've found they are higher quality and more genuine about actually meeting instead of the typical endless chatting on tinder. Girls on Bumble tend to be older though; on tinder I generally match with 18 - 30 year olds, whereas on Bumble they are usually 25 - 40 for me.

>dating apps

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know her IRL. lovely girl, shame about the 5-head

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Also on Bumble the girls have to message first.

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>using a black hand

post more of Sarah user

Big forehead = big brain.
Not finding big foreheads attractive is a false consciousness programmed into you by small brain case 3rd worlders.

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Uhh some salacious slander in the comments lads
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7362201/NRL-Cameron-Smiths-wife-Barbara-receives-diamond-ring-400-game-milestone-Melbourne-Storm.html

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The reason would be she kept quiet about her husband's affair with Yvonne Sampson so his image and the NRL came out of it all untarnished. The affair was also the reason for the fallout with Cooper Cronk and Billy Slater so I think this was a thank you for keeping quiet and not having the NRL splashed across the media for the wrong reasons.

>Valentine Holmes 3 Rushes for 3 yards. No receptions or returns

Expect him in a North Queensland Jersey next year ladies

>captain tommy turbo for the last three weeks
>does fuck all
>drops me out of the 8
>vc garrick last night out of spite
>captain smith
>tommy turbo turns it on

based life

Should we also expect him to be as shit as hayne was coming back

dont know what any of that means as i am not a cuck

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i am destined for the minor premiership

based israel

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Wait that was last year. Here is this year

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>its an ivan vs ivan semi final

Hope everyone will be tuning into see my Bronnies win tonight lads

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Didn't realise Taumalolo was out until just then lads. Could have had Taupau in my 17 instead of this zero scoring shitter.

silvertails.net/threads/cam-smith-the-golden-boy-scandal.53819/page-12

On the radio on the hourly news/sports report they said taumalolo was out for the titans/eels match, which means he should be in the for cowboys match

Supercoach says he's out matey

barry check the fusebox

the pies are on fire

My asshole is on fire

What's the lesson here?
No woman is safe from obesity?

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can't believe how thin she is here.... such a fat shit now.

cam smith's dick makes chicks go fat

Cam Smith is a disciple of The Architect

le ebin teebee maymay xD

Damn, vonnie finna boutta be thicc af

>U R LE MATT XD XD

honestly prefer fat vonnie tbqh

t. brapsesh poster

yvonne slampigson was always going to get fat when she finally found a bloke that would tolerate her putting on a kilo here and there and he took the gamble and it didnt pay off. now shes 20 kegs overweight.

>now she's 20 kegs overweight
do we actually know her weight lads?

at least 100kg

there's no way she's that much mate, be reasonable

okay chubby chaser

not even a chubby chased mate, just think you're being a bit harsh

I'm 87kg and she's definitely fatter than me

well I mean I fluctuate between 105-110kg and she is fatter than me too. weight means nothing, all about total body fat percentage

Based 110kg 10% body fat unit.

Well apparently she's 5'10 and she's a chick. So she's probably not gonna have much muscle.

I'd say she's at least 80kgs

Reminder that women primarily store adipose tissue in their arse and thighs, and that once fat starts noticeably accumulating in their gut it means they've put on three times as much weight below their waist. Notice Vonnie doesn't do standing shoots any more, she's always sitting down, hiding her figure behind a desk.

How much body fat is normal

Why is our poomunity so dead?

She's a big girl

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She's definitely that kind of fat woman who tries to cover up her sweaty fat roll stink and bo with an overload of perfume which just makes you gag twice as hard

Women in League round is EVERY round for me

Why are the Titans in the comp?

>muh queenslander

thats why m8

I WANT VONNIE TO FART ON MY FACE WHILE LICKING MY COCK!!

Based Gutho with a herp you could set your watch to

>roosters rank highest in poll for supporters
>still nobody goes to their games
Explain this

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SCG is poo

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Why does the turf look weird

>milford hitups

>teshita fag guy poonior

That new Jake faggot needs to fuck off out of my peem. I've seen nothing but bad things from him.

shut up faggot turpin's based

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Lost my shoe lads

Is Troy Dargan any good? He signed with my Bunnies but I don't know much of him

B R O N C G O D S
My gf leaped up and squeeled lads

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BRONCGODS

>old white guy sponsoring women in league round
>male refs
We could do so much better lads

I can hear my neighbour talking to himself lads

AND IM GONNA KEEP ON LOVING RICHO UH
COS ITS THE ONLY THING I WANNA DO CUH
I DONT WANT TO SLEEP YUH
I JUST WANT TO KEEP LOVING RICHO UH

For me it's 1 party bag of twisties and 1 party bag of cheese and bacon balls mixed up in a big bowl for dinner lads

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If I had the BroncGODS power I would NOT be a virgin.

>getting held up by milford of all defenders
Is there anything more embarrassing

>Jake Turdpin didn't get the try
Get him OUT

Give the ball to Staggs ya pelicans!

He's dead now thanks

B
I
F
F

they can’t bag the stagg lad

>not a sin bin
Absolute bullshit refball

going bald lads

Not losing my virginity lads

>taking the poo
NO NO NO NO MY BRONCGODS DON'T DO THIS

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Good crowd tonight

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so let me get this straight - Penrith are a worse side when they have 2 origin halves playing? Cleary is such a shithouse coach.

>shit kick from Turdpin
Shocking

why are abbo/coconut genes so weak lads

me on the left

>3 cuddles/biffs tonight
BroncGODS making it entertaining. You're welcome.

Based bronGODS virgin in the white hat

FUCKING JOKE

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Close games a good game

M I L L G O D was streching his leg.

Based milf doing the splits

>losing all momentum
This is what happens when you take the poo

B R O N C G O D S
My gf is a bit nervous so I mustered enough courage to stroke her hand a couple of times with my other hand my heart is racing lads

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Fingers crossed if the broncs get up my gf said she'd play the old rusty trombone

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I need a palate cleanser after having been forced to look at erin's hideous visage

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Just want to die lads.

Would you root a female league star boys? I think I'd give it a go

BASED BRONCGODESSES

Just want a cute thicc blonde curly haired gf..

Think I might crack out the yogo mix lads

>100% beer
>0% alcohol
>500% gayfl

going for a based smoke lads

Watching some scrawny guy light up a smoke while his 2 minutes noodles cook in the dirty microwave lads

I never thought they could somehow make a faggy "slow(er), quiet(er) female singer covers song for tv show/movie trailer" version of in the air tonight of all things

I think I need to get a new microwave. I fucking ruined a piece of meat the other night I was trying to defrost and even though I had it on the lowest setting, it burned the shit out of the meat instead of just defrosting like it's stuck on the highest setting or something.

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>freezing rump steak
Found the peasant lads

Steak is objectively overrated

>I'm a storm vegan cuntstomer

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Lamb > Steak > Chicken > Pork

Down boy down!

awwwwww Moylan tried to get thrown in the sin bin :3

>lamb above anything

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spotted the muddie lads

love a good sausage myself

Looks like my aresholes getting a tongue bath tonight!

THAT GUY TRIPPING DOWN THE STAIRS

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vocaroo.com/i/s0UNomkZ6hvN

For me, it's Fish

>knocked """"back""""

gf just punched me

Why isn't anybody chasing milf's kicks lads

No try.

Lazy millennials

Do the refs have BFT printed on their shirts?

Any other team in the league and gus would have called that a "bobble" without hesitation

Lads lads
Panthers more like.... wait for it... more like Poothers.

i said GIVE IT TO STAGGS YA FUCKING PELICANS

I think he fucked that because he is a coconut.

Gonna be a no try to be "fair"

BroncGOD virgin here I finally made it on the tv. Girls like famous guys right?

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The absolute size of that pointing lad

Based baloney deflecting the kick to the perfect scoring position when it probably wouldn't have been a try otherwise

>get paid a billion dollars to play a kids game
>can't even hold onto the ball

That lad probably doesn't even need to a gf since he has his own H cups to play with any time he wants

THIS FUCKING REFBALL

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That's the 2019 broncos defence I remember

Fucking Staggs POS

Lmao
>get deflected
>everyone just standing there
>well shit guess I'll just do the same thing again, who would expect that

Icleary looks like he's fighting back tears

>penalty Poothers

>"""""""""""""obstruction"""""""""""""

Boyd couldn’t even play park footy at this point

Why did he try to stand up, stay down you fuckwit. Literally stood up to get dragged into goal.

what's the score lads

18 BroncGODS - 12 Poothers.
You at work lad?

My score is 0

watching the cricket m80

Are we winning the ashes?

>we

THESE FUCKING COCONUTS
CAN WE HAVE A WHITE BRONCGOD TEAM PLEASE

Worried about my broncgods lads

Loving my fellow BroncGOD customers lads

TURDGOD

HAAST ON FULL REDEMPTION WATCH
BASED FUCKING COCONUT

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HAAAAAAAAAAS

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Thank god(allah) he’s apart of NSWRL family lads

IGODKO

that was so forward it was silly

Would have been godly if they did it right though

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4th BIFF
GAME OF THE SEASON

Potty mouth baloney

Serious questions;
Are there more pros than cons with Coconut players or are there more cons than pros with coconuts

Coconut cons increase exponentially the more of them you have

Was never worried about my BroncGODs lads
Going to hold my gf's hand so tight until we go our separate ways to our respective bedrooms to sleep while I yearn to hold her hand again in the morning.

Based broncgods winning despite all the poothers refball

Ewww fucking revolting erin on screen again

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Can I get a quick rundown on the biffs in this game?

Isaako's kid has weird deathly black eyes

I'd suck a fart out of Erin's ass, don't act like you wouldn't mate.

I wouldn't as a virgin ever be brave enough to try or to ask a girl to do such a thing

She's so hideous I'm going to fucking sick

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Is Kirra Dibb a Leb?
>Dibb
Arab name.

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>caring about a loser's opinion on women who thinks cartoons are a real representation of women
Yeah nah mate

Based humble downward eyes haas

>that surprise close up of the ghoul's face
Jesus christ

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stop posting anime faggot

Based oates with the burger and tinny

>rabs ringing random people to ask to use their driveway for parking so he doesn't have to park in the stadium carpark

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Erincuck seething

>all those little girls running around in the broncos sheds
Hmmm

trip on bitcho

So it's now confirmed that Turpin was a regular poster here.

Turdpin*

I understand why Luke Brooks never considered for rep footy, he's a braindead yokel possibly has a deathwish too.

.

Manly top 4 finish la

Yeah probably as much as it's not a nice thought. Canberra and Souths will both drop games so.

6 year anniversary of le investigation man's classic blowup

This thread reeks of nightshift..

*sniffs*
yuck, it sure does

the incel pedo richo

Wtf just found out Dibb is an old Yorkshire surname, as Anglo as possibly can be. Does this mean Billy Dibb is white?

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What does nightshift smell like?

>yfw Gal-El makes the 8 and then goes on to finna win the hip for the boys in his last game

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It's annoying how some tendies boxes have 8 and some have 7 because 7 doesn't divide evenly

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Put your house on the Cowboys 13+

not likely.

Don't ever reply to me again cunt

nah

Please definitely don't reply to me either

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Today is the day lads. The dynasty begins for real today.

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based battler supporting the club he loves even in the tough times

>Why yes I DO follow my team through thick and thin

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>Why
fuck off phone poster

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coconut passing strikes again

PONGOD

Honestly Ponga is overrated

friendship ended with GOATcastle, pooasslel is my team now

Who else came out to watch their team get JUSTed?

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Is that an asian woman at the footy what the fuck

looks like a gook

yell "ya shibalyona hangook dolagara"

Oh yeah there was an asian couple in front of us. They left after the first half

Asian have a low tolerance for body odour

Ah yes, expert centre Coen Hess

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Who /1500+/ projected here?

Do you think asian girls go for balding obese broncos supporting virgins?

BASED shiggs

please no

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Nah 1400 scorelet here

hope GOATcastle make the eight and poorith miss out

refball blockbusteraahhhyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>3 and a half mins in
>Sin bin
are the refs even trying to hide it or

>1 penalty per minute

>women touchies

REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
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rapana and/or leilua to get binned next

>nick pootric

jarrod croker, future nsw origin centre

fuck off jawn you cunt

the virgin big papi
the chad big papa

come on refball

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Fair to say Melbourne can't win big games and should have a line marked though them.

Fox producers have turned up the volume on BFR's effect mic lads (or theres no crowd noise because no crowd)

Missed the first 25 minutes because I went to get a bacon qtr pounder meal lads

Pretty sexist to assert that pink = female to be quite honest ladies

women can like whatever colour they want mate
just happens that they like pink

Allah is with the bulldogs

just want to fucking die lads

CARN YOU DOGGIES

>that virgin that keeps standing in front of the coach camera

Based black sabbath

2019 Bunnies = 2018 Dragons

Primary female characteristics are pink though

Refball

>dress in pink
>lose

just like vaginas are feminine and penises are male? bigot

Lmao the slipping over

>5. Souths 28pts
>7. Broncs 23pts
There is a real chance Siebold could finish ahead of Bennett

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What the fuck is wrong is Lachlan Lewis? Talks like a mental patient.

Also a real chance Broncos could fall back out of the eight

Lachlan Lewis is unbelievably chadly

HAHAHAHAHA souths have turned to shit but c’mon man

It's on if Bronnies beat Souths next week

GOATcastle

>tfw no gf

you have a wife you dumb cunt

bump