/mlb/

>>>>>>>>>>>resd

Rockies baseball club

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Why aren’t the Mets on yet bros... it’s 7:22

lol

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Based Bauer

capital punishment pt. 2?

>road cusb

>cusb

not that I watch ESPN baseball but this weekend...

cubs and pirates are playing in shitty williamsports. they are so fucking terrible at picking the best games of the day to showcase as well(i know they do it all before the season starts unlike the NFL, but still...)

stos@As
LAD@Hotlanta
daLand@yaks

all better teams and matchups, i am grateful these games are not on ESPN and i can enjoy them as I please with better broadcasting and without a disgusting pig with a clitpenis trying to talk about baseball and some frail nerd while Arod shits there ashamed. ESPN is spending billions of $s on this shit...I love that they're going out of business due to pure stupidity and a lack of foresight.

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this is the nationals world series lmao

Based Nats putting the boots to Reddit's ace

i thought that was john lester?

>PHILTHIES kek
>6 shots
>PHILTHIES

And the Marlels have already lost the game.

>Indians lose
>Twins lose
>Asstros lose
>Rays lose
>Based Oakland Athletics win
It's all coming together.

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A's world champs

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For me, it's muscular women and the Dodgers

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kek

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Oh screw off

Is it possible Kershaw will have a no hitter?

hes at 6 K's already, so who the hell knows. If he perfectos the fish then sheesh thats helping him get some HoF ballot votes

he's already a first ballot HoF

Clayton Kershaw?

What are you doing with the Astros meme girl?

imagine thinking that one girl is representative of a team

That's just disgusting. She's taking massive amounts of male hormones. Imagine how huge her clit is now. I bet you'd like to suck on it.

What's wrong with that?

imagine if Keshaw got a homerun haha

kek scuba doos

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>rain

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>cusb on the road
>3rd inning
>trailing 0-10 against philthies

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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cannae wait for the NLC to be taken by the brewers lol

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>resd
>scuba

Philthies kek

based cholly saving the phillies

>SP rotation giving away walks and hits
>infield can't wrangle up routine balls
>outfield crippled with Buxton gone
>bullpen straight up cursed
n-next year, right guys?

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based kershaw tonight

No.

>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT!!

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CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE MY CUBBIE WUBBIE WUBBIES WINNING TONIGHT??????????????????????????????????????????
UWU

guys im totally one of you thats why i shit up the general with wojaks XD t. real 4channer

Joboy here

>HE MADE FUN OF JOMBOY. BETTER TRY TO CALL HIM REDDIT

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Jomboy defense squad seething

Jomboy here!

>marlins against the dodgers

gawd

i posted the guy next to a thing you liked
now you have to accept me as one of you or i'll do it again haha XD
t. not a redditor

brucey make ya seethe?

brucey make ya seethe!

I call him Gay Pee Fakeputo.

>road scuba

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GRAND SLAMS YOU

yeah im expecting to get killed

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Uh doyers?

*The last time the White Sox took a season series against the Astros, the Astros won the World Series.

Please stop posting the open mouth cartoon man, it upsets me to the point where I need to mention it.

kek scuba doos

DUH CUHBEHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's worse? cubs fans or bears fans?

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oh no big brucie don't do it!!!
*teleports behind road scuba*
*heems ya*
*dabs your remains into Mt. Vesuvius with an assist from J.T. Realmuto*

Cubs fans by far

Bears

both lol

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>kuechel is actually pitching well

Are the stros exposed now?

imagine how good it would feel to hit one side of his head with a baseball bat and see the blood, shit, and pus come out the opposite ear...

Bravos desu yo~

i fucking hate the eagles and fucking nick foles, but damn was that hilarious. who would have thought a pepsi commercial would have held the winning strategy to advance through the NFC WC round though

>comedy central
>scuba kek

No. It's all according to plan.

kek scuba

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>JOMBOY POSTED A VIDEO!!!

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BRYCE

HARPER

methinals kek!!!

literally who?

Excellent post

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>hate Nick Foles
What’s there to hate about BDN?

cubs fan here

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well hello there, homo.

*spits*
faggot

Cubs by far, at least burrs threads have anime tiddies because their QB kisses tiddies.

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Personally, I guess BDN is a good guy, but it was bullshit that they won that superbowl on a non-catch under the rules at the time. The Patriots should have a 3-peat. Brady played a better game.

I love anime titties

that's my fault

Basado.

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>tfw been watching jomboy for a while and he's just a nobody with good quality quick MLB clips and then some fag posts one of his fun sport friday videos on reddit and he immediately blows up like crazy in the last month and a half
I'm glad he's making it big finally but why did it have to be reddit ffs

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cubs

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>hits a double
Heh,nothing personal kid

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>pull starter in shutout
>put in yimi garcia
>shutout gone immediately
every time

Aren't those White Sox fans doing that because they had to run away to the Bears since their team is so shitty?

o yu mad?

Pats got Away with no calls too that game

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which catch was a 'non-catch'

the one that black guy on the eagles made in the back of the end zone in the 3rd quarter i think

another great SP outing.

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how the fuck was the clement catch a 'no-catch'? he got both feet in and had the ball in his hands.

*DOINK*

>posted every win
>still don't know her name

keep rotting agant the base cubbie idiot you will regretting your stupid action!

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KEK SCUBA LOL SCUBA KEK!!!

>cusb

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he did not have control of the ball! it was a stupid fucking a rule and im glad it's gone, but it should have been incomplete.

I can't handle this cusb posting, can you guys please stop it

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DAY THE CUSB GET FUCKED LOL!!!

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>he did not have control of the ball
weird, because initial ruling was a TD, and it was upheld in review, meaning he had control of the ball
he also, yknow, had the ball in his hands

>roylels

lol scuba

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what about scuba posting

yeah, there was the philly special and that catch was the "goodell special" of him instructing the refs to fuck the pats because that fag held a grudge against brady and finally got his chance.

Look at those quads, fuggg. The A's are going all the way this year.

Seethe more pat fag

except he had control of the ball and you're a retarded tripfag lol

LMFAO CSUOSBS ROFLMAO

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>ROYLOLS

>mest

I call em the kansas shitty roylels

good post

>cubyals lose
>soxinals win

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...based!

The dark ages of /mlb/ are here.

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idiot alert!

Harper 100% regrets being stuck in Philthy

gettin' drunk tonight, BIG TIME

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>scuba

Only sadness of the day is Bauer, owell. Sox and Cardinal wins are more important.

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lets fucking gooo JD

>barves

>mest

What's my name?

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Alonso almost just killed that catcher

>1 loss to the philthies who are the real losers of the day because they killed 6 police officers
This is literally nothing.

Anyone watching little league softball? It’s terrifying

Chicongo kills more cops than even Philthie does.

how do the yankees find so many goblinos

let's all just take it easy

Let's not.

I took your mom easy

>mets

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based...... based soxinals

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Cubbiewubbie here!!!

OVER THE LINE

ubbie yay :3

HOW DARE YOU

Oh you can go ahead and get bent

Well I never!

Too far dude too far

This circus has too many clowns.......

>Why yes, I do wish the DH would be implemented in the National League. How could you tell?

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That was, not cool.

What does this even have to do with baseball?

Go screw!

ya fucked him
noo
ya c*cked him!!!!

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Terminate Dayton.
Terminate Ned.
Terminate Bradshaw.
Terminate Wilson.
Terminate Eldred.

The Royals piss me off to no end.

>Mest

Stay the course boys

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>mest
kek

Hahahahaha Lugo fuckin sucks

But #blessed

>Win season series vs Astros.
>Win I-70 series into first place while even shitty bruce hooper can get 3 hits in a game vs the cusb

IT'S ALL LOOKING UP

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BUT MUH SPIN RATE

Reminder: You blew a 3-1 World Series lead.

LMAO

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100% Mest

not in my lifetime

Doesn't matter, dipshit. Still happened.

>mest

jesus christ you killed him
you fucking-
you fucking killed him

Is Mickey Callaway actively trying to get fired?

we own you :)

If Dayton Moore can't be fired, Callaway won't be fired either.

>Mests

Just gonna go ahead and greentext
>mest

where'd the mets kid go?

DOUBLE PLAY
BARVES BTFO

Likely seething about us to his friends on other sites.

Just gonna put my fingers down and type this...
>mest

>that total fucking collapse after their starter was lights out with no signs of slowing down
Peak Mest

jesus christ mickey go off yourself for pulling matz

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>memeiners

>mest
bone spurs tommmy john

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Didn't you hear Keith? There's no way Matz could have continued. there's no pitchers going that many innings anymore even if they were cruising.

OH NO NO NO
>Mest

if the mets never made the diaz and cano trade while signing ottavino or someone instead they might be in first place.

tsem

>pulling a red hot matz for a guy who can't even cover first on a routine grounder
lel

Somebody, get this hothead outta here!

See

just gonna ctrl+v this
>mest

Hmm... handy trick. What if I just.. >mest
Oh!
>mest>mest
Oh my

For me, it's traps and the Dodgers

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>MEETS
Am I doing it right?

Dayton Moore is literally retarded.

I don't know what's worse, Mickey pulling Matz, the pitcher forgetting to cover first, or going down 1-2-3 to a guy who literally has a 15 ERA since getting traded

>time to do some managing

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>Starter has set down fourteen in a row
>At 80-something pitches
>Let's go to our terrible bullpen

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the new york moops!

the moops!

based schwarbro...!

Clueless retard. Coupons will keep him, though.

mickey pullin matz!

thats the story of the moots!

new york mots lmao

>METZ

meets!

the meeps!

beep beep! hahaha!

It’s funny that he let Matz hit, and then took him out, JD out, and put Altherr in who has like a 0.015 BA

moots lol
>moo york moots

pel york mels

life is like Bonilla dayyyyyy
here in mestberg,

shit management, bad contracts, awful tradessssssss
it's a, mest kek

might make a good mo-oveeeee
OR LOSE THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!!

MEST

KEK KEK

EVERY DAY A NEW ONE GETS INJURED

CANO NO

TALES OF EDWIN DIAZ IN MESTBERG

KEK KEK

LOOK AT THE STANDINGS RIGHT BEHIND YOUU
IS THE REBUILDING SWORDFISH
BUT YOU CAN JUST GRAB ON TO 2015

KEK KEK

EVERYDAY YOU SEE ANOTHER WASTED TALENT

KEK KEK

ALONSO WON'T EVEN LAST JUST LIKE DAVID WRI-IGHT

STRO-MAN!

HE WON'T HELP YOU AND YOU'LL STILL LOSE

BLEW ANOTHER ONE AND YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

LU-GO!

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Kek moits kek

The Mets? They all look like a buncha mutts! And they get walked over like a buncha door mats!

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>moist
>poo moist

any vocabros wanna vocaroo this?

Call them the Muppets!

>poos

The New York Muppets! Because Mickey Callaway is schmuck puppet!

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>Nice game, pretty boy

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DOHOHOHOHOHO

kek

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>cusbs

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>6 dead cops philthydelphia

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>18 dead cops in Chicongo

>mets' one good reliever utterly shits the bed

yeah that's going to be a >mest from me

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gavin lux WHEN

>braves bullpen

youtube.com/watch?v=tBz3PqA2Fmc
youtube.com/watch?v=ZH8uAz5S-PQ

Newman and Dennis Nedry are two of most kino characters ever.

METS ARE COMING BACK

>barfs

>braves bullpen

>camargo

HE'S SAFE

IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING

>indisputable evidence

Luke Jackson was never this bad, go back to him

>SAFE

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>barves bullpen

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I swear to god Atlanta you were already on thin fucking ice

GRAND SLAM

Greene is so cringe that nobody will remember my 7.71 ERA

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imagine swinging at 2 dirt balls kek

You're gonna be fine Donkeh!

>Blevins
Fucking why

YOU

It wouldn't matter who you put out there. They're all trash.

sny.tv/mets/news/former-mets-ace-matt-harvey-reportedly-joining-as-on-minor-league-deal/309993188
>what happened

Dansby's fucking heel is killing us

Culberson wouldn’t have fucked that up

This post aged poorly

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the New York Mets. I was a fan since before the 1986 world championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of Shea Stadium, subscribed to Mets Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with the classic neon yellow highlighter we used back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of the Mets’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Wilpons, and his obstinate refusal to do a much-needed rebuild. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team in the basement of the NL East.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Brodie Van Wagenen tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the Mets good again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past seven months trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Yankees are currently forty games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Yankees jerseys and show off our Pinstripe Pride here in 2019. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my Mets hat into the trash can.

Finally, peace.

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apologize

So are the Mets done?

that's fucking why

also lol Mests can't even win with umpball and the Barves "closer" doing everything he can to gift it to them

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BlevGOD

Exactly. Slugging short stop with great defense.

The Carmargo experiment needs to end. SS is the most defensively-important position in the game.

kek.... wheeze

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>mest fags already start shitposting like flies on shit while still losing in the 9th
>unironically thinking the mests wouldn't fuck it up

Culberson's more reliable than Carmago (who at this point I'm starting to think should be fucking sent down or DFA'd if that isn't possible) but he's missed some plays Dansby makes that have really cost us too simply because he isn't as good a SS

apologize to jerry blevins RIGHT NOW

>They're so fucking stupid over there. It's all baby talk and.... who fucking types like that! God I hate those guys. What do you guys think? Go check it out, oh my god I hate them oh my GOD I hate them

He fucked one up against the Marlins that led to that horrific 7-6 collapse, though it wasn't as easy a play as camargo just bungled

Yeah I know he’s not Swanson but he needs to start over Camargo, he’s better both offensively and defensively

Braves are literally the same caliber as the Mets save for like 3 power bats

Enjoy getting swept by kek doggie doos

>They don't even have memes. They just talk like idiots and retards. Go look! I'm serious. God they piss me off. Stupid fucking idiots! They just type like idiots the whole time!

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>Mets fans
>Look at their hot streak against the White Sox, Pirates and Marlins, guys! They're legit!
>Start playing real teams again
>2-3 in five games against the Nationals and Braves

Dare I say, exposed?

You shut your whore mouth

more tot he point Carmargo should NEVER fucking start on days where Flowers starts, I don't get why Snitker keeps platooning our by FAR two worst hitters on the same fucking day, Carmargo should only start on Bmac days and Flowers on Culb days

They would have taken the lead if Melancon wasn't pulled.

>be Blevins
>sparkin up a doobie in the locker room
>"Blevins, get your ass out here. these fuckers can't pitch for shit."
>lolok
>strikes out last batter
>"woah man"
>mfw

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>if

I think he believes last season's camargo is still inside there ready to break out. Hopefully tonight's near disaster puts an end to this shit.

>if only he was as dumb as our manager who left a guy who was getting shelled in for 5 runs

Barves power rankings

>God tier
Acuna
Donaldson
McCann
Riley
Swanson
>Good tier
Culberson
Albies
Freeman
Markakis
Inciarte
Kuechel
>Average tier
Flowers
Camargo
Blevins
Joyce
Jackson
Soroka
Melancon
>Declining tier
Fried
Gausman
Teheran
>cringe tier
Greene
Foltynewicz

>if things that didn't happen in the game happened, the results of the game would have changed (maybe)
These are the "smart" new york fans I keep hearing about

Pure sour grapes. The Braves have 72 wins.

The next highest win total in the NL is the Nationals, at 65.

>Freeman
>not god tier
>Teheran
>declining
hello bandwagoner

>Callaway says he removed Matz because he had the “best reliever in baseball” sitting in the bullpen in Lugo and he would make the same move 100 times out of 100.

As a rule, any replay that takes longer than 60 seconds to decide, can not possibly present clear evidence to overturn a call on the field. I saw nothing to indicate that should’ve been overturned.

MLB tried to gift the game to the Mets on a silver platter, and they still failed.

>freeman
>good tier

.307/.398/.554 over the last 4 years, better this year

Gausman was already released, lel. I think he's on the reds or something. Also
>soroka
>average

>SS is the most defensively-important position in the game.
that would be the catcher

Daily reminder that BAJP is a fat fuck with a fake Waffle House gf

Lugo isnt even the best reliever in NYC

I just saw him say this shit I almost spit out my drink

>Mets on a 3 game losing streak since he tweeted the Mets are back

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Why can't he curse the Yankees for once?

Haven't seen a Mets fan around here in a few days.

what a fucking abhorrent game.

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Seth Lugo lol

If the Cardinals don't make it in, I'll be all about the Braves going all the way. In ye old times there were no computers, let alone internets that one could watch a baseball game on. So all I had were the Sox, Cubs, and Braves.

I can't believe I only saw 1 WS win during their division title collection days...Fuck 1994. That WS could have been awesome White Sox vs Braves or Expos. We really live in a fantastic time, no war, never hungry, work is easy and pays decent, houses are cheap and appreciate in value, always drunk, get to watch any baseball game you want.

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Apology thread up

HO LEE SHIT the fookin Jew York Mest

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>houses are cheap
oh fuck off, do you even own a home?

Mest fans get in there

that loss is entirely on mickey. He needs his ass gone regardless. This team is facing the braves for fucks sake and they gotta do better with RISP. Doesnt help when conforto is suddenly in a funk and we cant get any clutch hitting from rosario or alonso (yay time to get cold at the worst time for fucks sake)

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I do, and in NWI where all the IL refugees are coming and its paid for, so its value is only going to go up and up. in 5 years i could sell this fucker and probably live in a decent apartment without working for at least 2 years just off the sale profit if I ever give up on life.

>Want to get into base ball
>my team is he Red Sox
>live in New Jersey
Anyone else here know what its like to live in enemy territory

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>time to get cold at the worst time
You have it backwards. You're returning to form.

How the hell is Freeman in "good tier"? There is literally no one on the team I'd rather have up in a bases loaded, two outs, down-one-in-the-bottom-of-the-ninth situation than him.

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fun fact this team would be going next to the fucking braves if the bullpen didnt shit the bed always and mickey wasnt a retard
thanks cammy very cool

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Wrong. The Mets are a shit franchise with the worst fans in sports. A hot couple of weeks and you cockroaches come out of the woodwork spewing ignorance and wrecking our golden age.
We try to tell you. "mest", we say. "mest lol". You don't listen.
Welcome back to Earth, lifelong. See you next year when this episode's on again.

oh so we have the worst fans in sports somehow when boston exists

reminder your friendly neighbourhood reds gave up ten runs in an inning today and then six in the next one

>but what abotu BOSTON ???
Red Sox fans quarantine themselves and don't suddenly appear with hand-crank sirens and the most ignorant takes in sports for two weeks out of the year.

Who is this..."cammy" fellow?

>worst fans in sports
Forgetting Cubs fans?

oh no a fanbase got excited and people like that. tough shit nigga. If a team gets hot, and I dont give a single FUCK about the teams they faced, you get people interested

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>people
Mmh.

>people
>mest fans
uhm..lol pick one :3

>mest
>fans
>people
You may pick one.

haha yes I hate the mets because their fans enjoy it when they arent suffering :)

as a cubs fan I am so sorry

No comment. You they/thems are all the same.

You faggots are so much worse than bombston it's comical. You really live up to the jew york name.

>They all just talk like idiots. Who talks like that? God I hate them so much. I'm serious, go look! AGH! Urgh

Hello /mlb/,

I would like to speak on behalf of all Chicago posters (cubs and white sox). We are so sorry. We have been short sighted in our posts to the point of stupidity. We truly messed up. We wish to make this a general where anyone who truly enjoys baseball can openly discuss thoughts about the game and perhaps even ideas for the game that we can implement to make it better. Instead we ended up causing a riot. Our shortsightedness dulled baseball insight. Our ignorance grew, and the contempt for posters of our kind, more specifically cubs fans, grew faster than a tumor. The state of /mlb/ right now makes me so sad, knowing that Chicago posters have had a part in ruining some of the creativity and intellectual discussion that once flourished here. We were fools, but we were also persistent. A truly undesirable combo. From trips like mo'lester to BAJP, we weren't thinking when we posted here, and thus this resulted in a lower quality general. From the north side to the south side, we would like to offer are fullest apologies and a promise: a promise that we will be better. A promise that even the most iniquitous people can change. A promise that we can help bring /mlb/ back. It is up to you to forgive us. I know it will not be easy, but we are so sorry. We messed up and from now on the change has begun.
Sincerely,
All Chicago posters.

ELIPSES THEY USE ELIPSES!!!!... WHAT THE HELL IS THERE PROBLEM...!
...!

>mest
twitter.com/johnnywaffless/status/1161847138344738818

>These pea brain idiots. Stupid assholes piss me off so much. Just get me to the Jets. Oh... my Jets... you don't make fun of me and call me gay. Not like those IDIOTS

Go away.
>I am so sorry!
Dilate

Sorry

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You will never be women.

thats my bad. Im trying to change

My bad dogg

I am on my knees

Back to your Discord, trannies

hm...these posters...interesting....I think....we should....!....!get the...! inspector...! on this..>!....mayeb...he can...!expose them...!

My bad

>team is absolute garbage
>still get to take refuge in knowing the Dodgers will somehow choke again in the World Series
guess its not all bad bros

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just give me a chance to prove my worth as a cubs fan

Rockies? I've got a feeling they're in for some dark times ahead.

Take it to the apology thread

Only good Cubs fan is a dead one. You faggots made this place the shitheap it was for 3 years in a row now. White Sox fans are OK if they're not woe is me all the damn time.

I honestly had no idea

Marlins actually. It should have been Jeter on that speedboat.

I honestly should have known

>instant reply right away
Yep, we got a live one.

pathetic general

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I completely agree

And another one.

mo is in the house!

LOL FAG

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>mest

What can I do to make amends? If anything?

>Derek Jeter the baseball player
One of the best fucking ever. Hated the Yankees, but he and Rivera got passes from me.
>Derek Jeter the baseball executive
I wonder (((what))) happened to him

Idiots don't realize the Internet is forever. Man, talk about how Redditized this board in general has become.

I'm a Yankees fan who grew up watching Jeter play and I'm disgusted what you marlels did to him. At least he'll always be in the HoF while your shitty players and team never win a world series.

The genny is under siege

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They won 2

>be Houston
>Lose to the whos

who whoooo

h311 0f @ p0$t, $chw@rbr0

/mlb/ isnt close to reddited for thank fuck. I know that can be ruined. I've seen some great things ruined by mods on reddit, but I still like /mlb/. I know there's a mod on here with a personal problem with me, and he is waiting to perma me, and I'm not going to give him that satisfaction. He's going to live alone, poor, fat, skilless and/or stupid, sexless, the piece of shit he is, and without a permanent victory over me until he dies. But that's nothing compared to reddit.

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>They talk like inhuman monsters. They say they have a detective on the case. I don't think there's really a detective at all. I think the detective is another monster... and I'm frightened. I had to get out of there

holy fucking based

The inspector remains out on the case but he asked me to leave a clue. Find the one they call, Dirt. Godspeed.

Signed,
The inspector's assistant.

Thanks for the support Schwarbro

kek

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looks like BAJP was at yankee stadium

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Looks like the rats are out and about again. I'll spend some time analyzing some of the last few generals tonight.

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You fuckers....you're slowly making me like that fat fuck....even though he sucks at baseball and should be in Iowa forever.

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based schwarbro

What a day

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I can respect that

>uck....ev
>rs....yo
based elipses

fuck your spic soto

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>

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much respect to ya, he's trying his best to get better.

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He's the next Trout

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I'd have to completely change my shitty incorrect grammar style if I wanted to false flag.

You know what. If the Cardinals get a 5 game lead in the division. I'll stop rooting against that fatman, and root for him, so he can make some decent negotiations at his arbitration meetings this fall/winter and get paid.

How's that?

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Cubcards unite

>wah wah six rings arent enough and theres too few diamonds on my dildo

as a schwarbro, I love that

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twitter.com/kschwarb12/status/1001144451635478528?lang=en

what a guy

Yeah, just give out superbowls to an inferior team because the other team "has enough already" not to the best team on the field.

Now you're getting how the league works

Good game, Reds.

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Stay mad, Mets.

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Will the Yankees ever recover?

fuck responded to the wrong guy

never forget the A'ss catcher from a couple years back L E L

Based.

I can't imagine how fucked baseball would be if he had a kneeler movement like the NFL in the next decade before they are able to recruit younger fans as they are trying very hard to do right now. If that kneeling shit went rampant in the MLB at the same time it was in the NFL, it could have been absolutely devastating. but luckily the men that play baseball are whites, educated blacks, and a lot of poor latinos that are now in the USA and realize you're a fucking retard if you don't think this is the best country on the planet.

well, last year that failed terribly. You know Goodell wanted Muhhomes and in the SB so bad vs LA and for the game to be like 60-50 like the MNF game those teams played earlier that season(that was supposed be in mexico but mexico is shitty) but instead based BB and Brady canceled that shit(im surpised Goodell didn't order the refs to fuck them on the edel no touch call on the punt return(though it had no meaning as edel later let a well thrown ball get intercepted that very drive) The superbowl was a badass ground pounding tactical battle. I'm just a casual football fan, but i appreciated it. Well actually, the thing is im not a "millenial casual" so of course it was the worst superbowl ever...ohh also the patriots won so racism won again...as im a white cuckold millenial BLM supporter i was terribly offended and took to twitter where things matter!

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Nats, desu

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Based.

I can't imagine how fucked baseball would be if he had a kneeler movement like the NFL in the next decade before they are able to recruit younger fans as they are trying very hard to do right now. If that kneeling shit went rampant in the MLB at the same time it was in the NFL, it could have been absolutely devastating. but luckily the men that play baseball are whites, educated blacks, and a lot of poor latinos that are now in the USA and realize you're a fucking retard if you don't think this is the best country on the planet.

well, last year that failed terribly. You know Goodell wanted Muhhomes and in the SB so bad vs LA and for the game to be like 60-50 like the MNF game those teams played earlier that season(that was supposed be in mexico but mexico is shitty) but instead based BB and Brady canceled that shit(im surpised Goodell didn't order the refs to fuck them on the edel no touch call on the punt return(though it had no meaning as edel later let a well thrown ball get intercepted that very drive) The superbowl was a badass ground pounding tactical battle. I'm just a casual football fan, but i appreciated it. Well actually, the thing is im not a "millenial casual" so of course it was the worst superbowl ever...ohh also the patriots won so racism won again...as im a white cuckold millenial BLM supporter i was terribly offended and took to twitter where things matter!

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why pad his ego?

/mlb/ I need you to lose 50 pounds by the end of the thread. No excuses.

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Yes fall for the starting pitching meme, that's what wins championships and not timely/clutch hitting.

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Fat kino is the best show on tv since Mad Men ended.

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Why did Dodgers move up Kershaw so he’d miss the series with the Braves?

so he could farm up his Ks and stats vs the marlins, my coach did the same for me when I was 11. We already had a good playoff seed so he let me skip the 3rd place team(we we're 2nd) and i struck out 12 guys in 6 innings vs this piece of shit out of town team that had no business playing any teams of the top half of our league lol. no walks, no runs. i hold the county record for single season IP/BB(baseball is BIG where i grew up so there's a good chance to dox me on that and find out where i live and break in my house...LOL...)

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Is that Schwarbie?

Nats desu, senpai

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His future if he doesn't get back to w/e diet and workout he was doing in 2018.

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*for Wade Davis I mean oppsies

wtf are you talkin bout?

Your team is poopoo peepee team

I meant to say that the Cubbies should have traded Schwarbie for Wade Davis rather than Jorge Soler because Soler is actually good and Schwarbie is bad

>Schwarbie is bad
kill this guy

What team do you think he roots for?

Whoa, you guys better handle this guy

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Schwarbie plays elite defense

James K is from kentucky so he probably only watches cars turn left.

Why doesn't he lose some weight?

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he MIGHT be better that eloy jimenez in LF

boom boom acka lacka lacka boom

watch your backs

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James Shields lol

Why do White Sox fans "fly the arrow" for James Shields?

KEK KEKKITY KEK!

WINNING STREAK

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If a National wanna act Brave,
I'm Philthy with the metal.
He can meet me and get Met with hits like Jeff McNeil
So get em outta here
If I gotta hit em with the NL East scheme, they gonna have to FISH him outta there

Gettin head from a couple of Indian Twins with my White Sox on
Shit had me feelin like I'm royal
I'm nasty with the metal, now I ain't no fighter
But if you wanna switch to fists
You get knocked out with this eye of the Tiger

Because losing weight is unimportant in baseball, so long as you can sexually assault pitchers, you can be as much of a fatass as you want.
It truly is the ultimate job, you can literally steal food from fans and people will like you for it. You can bang female fans in the clubhouse inbetween innings and you'll get high fives from your teammates or coaching staff.

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Don't worry fellas, they're both equally shit in LF

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>/mlb/ isn’t reddit!
>admits to browsing reddit
>>>/reddit/

>strutting a solo home run while getting blown the fuck out
>hitting .204 while acting like a punk

lmao

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Blow Gays lmao

He lost weight at the start of 2018 (and then had positive defensive metrics), but put it back on.

>rags
>one strike away
>twice
>in a row

Anyone else think this is uh... kinda based?
I certainly do

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So they'll miss the playoffs next year like the Red Sox did?

I think they're deep enough that they won't regress as bad as the sox did. That said, as a Yankee fan, I think it is very much up in the air whether the AL team in the WS is Houston or New York.

Good analysis. It'll be an interesting postseason when the Yankees don't have the benefit of 150 foot upper deckers. They'll have to play some real baseball and rely on their starting pitching to get them through. Your starting pitching is World Series quality, right user?

You mean we don't get to play the Orioles for a ring?

Harpie on track for career high doubles and RBIs!!!!

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What do you think his stroke game will be in October?

You're my favorite Arabian person ever.

>mest

Wtf I thought bajp was racist did you lie to me /mlb/?

Ask your mom.

*khrushes the ball*

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Omigosh khrushies YAY!!!

*makes ya seeth*

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That's a nice ball ya got there... Hope you don't mind if I...khrush it.

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o i kHRush ya
turn ya to mush
ya so angry haha
cause i just gave ya the spankies

>page 4
>during regular season

>page 6

>page 9

WALKER BUEHLER IMPLODING IN MIAMI

>page 10

marlins looking so freaking good right now!! how is any1 gonna be able to stop them in the playsoff time gmaes?

doggie doos kek

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Not that guy but this is the same stadium they reached a game 7 with Houston in the year they won. So I'm not sure what you mean. Plus they have the best bullpen in the game, get on base alot, and see alot of pitches. If they can get to any teams bullpen by the 6th-7th I think they have a shot in any game against any team as long as it isn't a blow out.

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it was always bullshit, people just hated him because he liked the sox and cardinal fan. the mod that banned him was probably from boystown so bajp got railroaded for like 3 months and finally won an appeal to come back. /mlb/ is a better place for it as the lifelongs took over without an enemy.

>without an enemy
What about the Brewers posters?

they're ok, but they can't fight the lifelong like bajp

its been 4 innings and my dodgers are being no-hit by them marlins. send rope

Nothing personnel, kid.

t. Garlick

cringe

why don't move batter closer?

James Shields lol

What do you mean?

move forward and its quicker?

if stand to move closer when ball is thrown

look

if you draw a line from pitcher pitched. the longer the line (i.e. further from between pitcher and batter), the wider wider the circumference of the ball pitched. meaning that the harder to hit with the batter.

think the difference between a ball hitting from 30 centremitres vs 10 metres away from you.

if moved closer ball goes less. less circumference and ball moved -> easier to hit

so why not batter move closer?

Jon Jay lol

for every foot you move the velocity increases/decreases approx 3mph. So while it seems like a simple change, it'll change the entire dynamic. Even with batters in the box, a lot of them stand as far back as possible so they can sit on a fastball. At one point in the past the mound needed to be lowered because pitchers were being so dominant.

Yonder Alonso lol

the only pitches that unintentionally hit batters are wild pitches

a wild pitch is a wild pitch because is is thrown with zero control. moving the batter closer won't help because the pitches that hit them don't follow the normal pattern you're describing

when were you when brice harper dies?

i was at home eating smegma butter when pjotr ring

"harp is kill"

'no'

Take my upvote good sir you've won teh internets

hey doggie doos! I got somethin for ya!

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is it the offseason already?

Funny. Notice how dead /mlb/ has been since you started up with that shit? We dont even have regular gamethreads anymore because you had to be an unfunny faggot reposting your forced meme. You reap what you sow, and this faggot may have just finally finished off /mlb/ for good.
We were the most active fanbase and kept this place alive. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

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I see Yea Forums is operating the cameras today.

oh god what have we done...

>getting bullied out of making game threads by doggie doos poster
fucking kek

nice falseflagging

we should have been nicer...

Are dodgers fans this self-obsessed where they think an innocuous statement like my previous post is about them?

they have a victim complex, it's pathetic

>Mets on a 3 game losing streak since he tweeted the Mets are back

Oh they're "back" all right. The real Mets are back in the building. He was correct.

Lolgers

gotta keep the doyer bullpen fresh though
doyer bullpen has been sitting around playing cards the last few days

>getting btfo by the marlins

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The reason there aren't any game threads is because the people that do have been watching koshien because honestly I'd rather watch that than another summer game 20 games ahead of the next team.

>fish suddenly getting one or so games to BTFO a team like the braves or dodgers
also bellinger is gonna get 48 homers

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This post confirms a dodger rally

Incoming 4 run deficit for the dodgers

cle v nyy gamethread

...based...if I'm being honest....he could...possibly....get 50?....idk though...

What kind of "contender" loses to the Marlins?

As a dodgers fan, I'd like to say

t. dodger fan

marlels will blow this game

alright, but if they don't you have to apologize

Dodgers will win 14-13

7 run rally incoming for the dodgers

dodgers gonna comeback to win this game

...

kek