UEFA Super Cup - LIVERPOOL vs CHELSEA Match Thread #3

lmao losing to a team that got demolished by man poo

fat anime tits

I don't watch football.

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Yeah. I’m thinking we’re back lads.

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WHERES THE FOOKIN WEBM

>Anime
"...no"

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chelsea are just. better.

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redpill me about that 190 master race tripfag. are those photos really him?

Small club mentality

Unlike based manchester united

Sarri left and suddenly midfield of Kante-Kovacic-Jorginho is based

What the fuck happened?

liverpoo

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FIRST FOR WHERE IS THE PROOF THE GOAL WAS OFFSIDE?

liverpool is actually bad in away games and klopp is bad at finals. do the math

butts

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We don't care about this mickey mouse cup

I've created some banter names to commemorate the novelty of having a female referee and linespeople. I hope you note them down for future banter purposes. They are as follows:
>refashe
>bumpire
>whinesman (or whinesMOAN)
>flagslags
>ARBYter's
>the cook with the little black book
>the rack in the black
thank you for reading

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we don't care about this mickey mouse cup

Half time waifu posting

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this is the post

Nice looking drums

>cormier still ufc champion
i see the ufc fad has finished

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is pulisic, dare I say it, much better than hazard?

Even if liverpool win this there's no chance they'll get the title playing like this

Arsenal and united are unironically more likely than Liverpool to win the title, and don't even get me started on city

They are exposed

a CUTE

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no meme system, just used according to their qualities

Lads, why is english sauce so good?

Just made a burger with it and some lemon, olive oil, garlic and pepper and it tastes pretty great

Liverpools midfield is atrocious. Can barely make two passes before losing the ball.

>we

they are frauds who cant win shit without refball

yup that's him, welcome to 4channel

Liverpoop is a one season wonder. Now they’re back to being shit again.

mmmm corn porn

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every that is posting fuck women, doesn't

FUCK WOMEN

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fifth best player in the world
1.ronaldo
2.messi
3.hazard
4.neymar
5.pulisic

>English sauce
Whats that?

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based

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*AHEM*

FUCK WOMEN

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based

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i love her so much bros ;_;

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>win one trophy
>celebrate it all summer

Liverpool are not ready for the new season. Top 4 will be a struggle.

dilate

>salah
>shoots

who dis

Who is going to be exposed the hardest this season?

Zidane
Sarri
Lampard
Ole

Beef patty?

Like always

>Muh Man Mountain
>Muh Champions of Europe
>

based FRAMPARD exposing the REDDIT FRAUDS

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Good post

t. Shagger

Amazing post

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have no idea what you're referring to

what the fuck

also called Worcestershire sauce

>is a fermented condiment made from a base of vinegar and flavored with anchovies, molasses, tamarind, onion, garlic, and other seasonings. The flavor is savory and sweet with a distinct tang provided by the vinegar.

>Europa vs Americana
Kino shitposting event?

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good point

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i remember similar comments when barcelona beat them 3-0. they are 100% winning this game.

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tfw she'll never love me because I'm a shitskin

Giroud is so fucking based

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shit taste
senjougahara shit all over her

>hazard 3rd

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have sex

have sex

Glenn Hoddle: Liverpool are playing like a team not inside their own stadium

Top shagger mate, like Borja

Never trust women

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Top 3
Snake
Cat
Monkey

>Finish second
>Shite the following season

Like clockwork. Bit sick of it desu

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dean smith

>athletics
lmao who gives a shit nerd

Sarri

zidane

How??

Ask me literally anything about sex, I know it all. I just hate worthless fuckholes.

>redditgahara
LOL

Hmm never heard it called English sauce before.

you first

angus beef

>that american captain morgan advertisement

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these MLS ads are so cringe

ole is basically a train crash waiting to happen

Beautiful

Ole can't be exposed anymore

She would love to tie you to a tree though

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youtube.com/watch?v=ISZFQZgNp98
half time choon lads

>Worchester
>Pronounce is "Wooster"
Why are they legitimately retarded?

>Why yes, I have begun bandwagoning Chelsea because of Pulisic's move, how could you tell?

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>I want Captain Morgan
>You want what?
>Captain Morgan there's only one Captain Morgan one Captain Morgan there's only one Captain Morgan

Based or cringe?

Oh yeah I know that

do you think my university housemate is trying to tell me something?

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1.kante
2.giroud
3.kepa
4.hazard
5.messi

;_; DELETE THIS

kloppo

>Linesman says he's on.
>No Liverpool players complain of offsides.
>No fans complain of offsides.
>Dribbles through two defenders and scores.
>Celebration.exe
>Ref, out of nowhere, OFFSIDES!
>Everyone puzzled.
>Goal disallowed.
>cheekycunt.jpg

FUCK WOMEN

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We call it that here too

How do I get a gf like this?

I wanna see her get railed by a big black man.

not really

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been studying porn again?
i have, your turn

>we don't care about this mickey mouse cup

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tfw no titcow gf

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be black

thanks. i try my best

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fat pusy incoming

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i shaved my balls
my sack is so smooth now lads, it's fucking ridiculous

тeбя eбyт, милaшкa?

Imagine being so much of an incel that a female (has a real vagina) referee and linesperson triggers you to REEEEEEEEEE and FUCKWOMEN post on a Mongolian fishing board.

HAVE SEX

No cohesion in the Liverslip midfield. Gomez a dead end in attack. Oxlade anonymous.

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she's just cooking, pedro

I for one welcome American Chelsea new fans

Better than being full of Arabs and Indians like Liverpool

>FUCK WOMEN
thats what theere are for

nope

One of the best

She is telling that Chad is coming.

Was Pulisic offside lads?

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>muh s*ccer

I hate women lads. What do?

dont post Astrid here, you cunt

>falling for the jewpussy meme
Come to the realization that all women like that are stuck up, shallow, ugly, diseased whores who only look good with 3 1/2 lbs of makeup in photoshopped pictures taken at ideal angles with perfect lighting. I genuinely don't find either of them attractive as a potential partner. As a hypothetical fuck, sure, but they look extremely narcissistic and slutty. Look for sweet and cute girls who have some modesty. They're often every bit as pretty if you take the time to take a good look, but even more often overlooked because they don't dress like whores and cake on makeup every day. If you can't see this then you're going to have problems in every aspect of life, not just women. The irony is that being shallow will inevitably draw you to fake, ugly women. You have to learn to tell the difference between clothes and makeup vs actual beauty, but women are experts at tricking men into getting these things mixed up. Are you smarter than a woman?Realize girls like the one on the left do not exist without makeup, good lighting, photoshop and camera angles, you're getting butthurt over an illusion. The reality is that most women without makeup or any of the other tricks they use to get male attention just look like effeminate prepubescent boys, if you saw those same girls irl no makeup in natural lighting I have a feeling you'd be less than impressed.

Fucking hell

lmao literally still no proof

with city the var was showing that shit within a minute

cursed webm

>johnson&johnson baby powder has asbestos in it
WHAT?!

he has a qt big head

editing and filters bro. There's all kind of apps that make it easy for thots to do this.

>Literally an American and Frenchie fighting for England against an insane German loved by Autists with a tall pure Aryan from Mengle’s birth program in goal

WWII happening again, scousers confirmed for Nazi

Got any more/source?

it's our culture, show some respect

No.

Go to Ukraine and join Azov

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Tbh the right looks prettier.
Why do women like this even wear makeup, if they are naturally cute?

Pretty sure she is just making some Spanish omlet

What is combat 84?

what's the deal with Russian hookers here in Mumbai? Does Dasha never wash herself? fucking cheese smell everywhere

Finally notice how cringe your chants are?

STOP IDOLIZING WOMEN

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What did you think of the movie?

It was ok but a bit rushed imho, should have been a full season

That Spain is hot?

Ask me something you can’t experience from watching porn, you stupid cuck.

Masha ;_;

He's a prince.

absolute state of women

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*gives them a big lick*
Mmmm yes I can see x

have sex

nothing, just keep hating them

i want to choke every woman i see

dont start mate. I'll go dooping mental

still would

no cause you'll just google it

Nah m8 just cooking some spanish burgers or whatever

Terrible halftyme form, spee

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obviously, give her what she wants and bend her over on the spot.

Settle down Lu Bing.

Confirmed for accepting of his low standards

Women wear makeup to attract guys who are hot

She looks better without the makeup.

HIGH
TEST

she seels ugly anyway, doesn't she want a little butt surgery ?

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>yu-ay-fa

Haha yeah so based

No.

High test

This is just the female version of laying on the CV

she is telling you to pull her shorts down and have sex with her

will he score in the second half?

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I LOVE WOMEN

Disgusting creature.

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Even our waifu?

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friends I keep farting, haven't shat in 5 days

shit

I really wanna fuck Kate Abdo lads

friendly reminder
im@s > Love Live

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>mfw my dick wouldnt reach her asscheeks :(

remind me why I should care about this match

Пococи мoй хyй, жaлкий эмигpaнтишкa.

Now that i think about it. Do women wear make up and use a lot of perfume because they are insecure of their natural """"""beauty"""""""?

she cute without makeup

$25 just placed on Liverpoop to win in regular time

>Oxlade-Chamberlain

He did nothing.

IT'S BOBBY TIME

I did it once. It felt amazing, but the stubble when the hair comes back is horrendous. Don't walk anywhere in about 3 days.

Any more of her?
Freckles are my only weakness

this ones for you

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why the fuck does Klopp keep playing the midfield of Milner and Hendo together?
With no flank on the sides today and no Firmino dropping back making plays the midfield looks absolutely shit.

Ox is so fucking shit. Can't believe liverpoo actually paid us 40m for him lmao

looks like eva green

Fucking HELL

go to subway

same

TAA and Robbo are the flanks

If you just keeping farting, you'll never have to shit.
t. doctor

>why yes, I am the best center forward on Earth, how could you tell?

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Nah

i thought yanks weren't allowed to gamble outside of vegas

Trying to fit in?

I promise I won’t.

Am fairly indifferent to women desu.

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Were a skin head band linked to combat 18 which were well.... ask GCHQ

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didnt know britney was back on track

YIKES

Das it mane

I am a tertiary who watched only the anime, and I've to agree.

>Van Dijk makes a mistake
>stunned silence

Just give him the Balon Dor now

How could they not foresee this from that pic? All the makeup and fat tits. She had to be horrendous in real life.

DAS IT MANE

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???

Watching this and I love how normal it feels having female officials, it’s the way it should be because at the end of the day they go through the same process as the men and are just as qualified. The fact we’ve barely had to mention the referee says it all.

Keep it going Liverpoop

VAR

based Bobby F

JUST

OFFSIDE

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Anyone tired of w*men, there are better solutions over here.

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wtf

Supreme Court recently ruled sports betting can be legalized in states other than Nevada.

DAS IT MANE

ARRBGGGHGHHH SAVE ME MA-

thank you sadio

>Bring in Firmino
>win

OH WOW WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT

DAS IT MANE

ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL ERA FOUL

Mate you can throw olive oil on anything and itll tasts good

*dissolves*

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иди cacи co cвoeй эмигpaциeй. я пpocтo yмницa.

fuck u 56%er

goal

YNWA la

>this level of refball
fucking cunt

*nyomgrbraaap*

BOBBY FIRMINIO
BOBBY FIRMINIO
THERE'S ONLY ONE BOBBY FIRMINIO
THERE'S ONLY ONE BOBBY FIRMINIO

DAS IT

The original Idolsmaster cast sure. Love Live is better than every past that though.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THAT'S A FOUL

>Plebs don't realise Firmino is the key to Liverpool

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>Kepa

more like liverbull

disgusting disease filled degenerate

what about first half NO ERA PENAL faggot?

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DAS IST MANE

>NO VAR CHECK

DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT DAS IT

AND THE SHITSKINS GO WILD!

Wtf is happing to Yea Forums? I thought we were a Chad tier board. We are becoming an Incel tier board. Man up manchilds.

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>chelshit goalkeeping
lol

Azpilicueta is fucking shit

van dijk is shit if i see that FRAUD anywhere near the top5 ballon d'or list im going to flip even mane deserves to be there ahead of that shitt.

DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE DAS IT MANE MILES ONSIDE

Do you honestly think (((they))) would allow those laws to stand?

>chelshit

his heel is fucking offside

Such an African finish kek

who wouldve thought that she is a fat nasty bitch

JUST

based Bobby la.

Chelsea really can't defend t b h

ASPERGERSBURGERLARA

fucking bitches, they ruined football

Why are abls crying foul here?

OHNONONONO KEKZPI

'ate americans
'ate russians
'ate racists

luv africans
luv allah
luv jungle

simple as

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>not realising the entirety of Yea Forums has been reddit tier since trump

>klopp jacking his dick celebration again

Based.

Let me guess your meal... Onions and onions right ?

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that wasn't foul nor offiside lads. Calm down

FUCKING WEMEN FUCKING UP THE GAME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>emerson

please just have sex

tfw you realise Liverpool were playing Da Ox on purpose to actively weaken themselves, so the second half would be more exciting for the fans

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chelsea defenders are so shit

based filter raping you into submission

FIRMINO IS LITERALLY THE BEST PLAYER ON THIS TEAM

no

fuck women

this cunt ref is screwing chelsea

What does this card do?

Fuck these bitch whore refs

lads what does grey poupon taste like?

BBC livetext actually, lad. Thanks for falling for it.

Abls crying hababababa

THIS

Had sex with a girl then got ghosted as soon as I left her house. The fuck did I do wrong?

Anime?

don't be such a tease. I can tame you.

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Based refashe.

Gladly

OOOOOHH AT THE FIIIEEELDS

OF ANFIELD ROAD

WHERE ONCE

WE WATCHED

THE KING KENNY PLAY

AND COULD HE PLAY!

that would really make your breath stink

>pulishit

No

>liverpool fans wake up
you only sing when youre drawing

your dick was too small

*planet

Ftfy

Nothing, forget her and move on

THIS

hi abls

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eeeewwwwwewwweeeee

Nothing, you were just a one night stand

>woman ref is cheating for the lefty team
shocker

yikes dog

draw 2 cards

Mustard

Show us your ass already

It's the most meme card in history, draw 2 cards

Why?

>puli56

Go dialate.
We don't need an estrogen filled tryhard or the crutch from VAR making refereeing worse than it already is.

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you're way too masculine to be a trap

How do we feel about british women?

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POOLISIC AHAHAHAHAHA

this ref is a whore

You probably didn't fuck her right. Happened to me as well when I lost me virginity.

FUCK

>pulishit can't control the ball
juj

God damn it i hope keita is actually not shit so we dont have to suffer another season of hendserson

THESE REFS ARE SO BAD

think this ref needs learn what a foul is

Sad sad times finnbro

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luv em

You can't hear it but she has a cockney accent

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How is PuliGOAT playing?

Have sex.

stream??

>benderson

please just put your willy in a fanny
i'm begging you please just do it

Are you offering?

BASED female ref telling these pussy's to play on after a weak foul.

proper football is back

>Kekderson

Lurk moar

I laughed

I'd play sports with you

>missed a goal beause i was finishing making my food
fuck you

way too dark

Stream comes out of my penis when I piss BITCH!

>kante nutmeg

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Convinced Salah is being shit on purpose now. He's just too clinically perfect at fucking everything up

pls be in london

superhd.me/bt-sports-2-live-streaming

firmino looks bit chunky

fat cunt

Gud

How do I look?

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God, imagine if she did that with your dick haha

why can't Chelsea players tie their football boots properly?

Why are you eating food when you can eat my ass?

My school had a british foreign exchange girl my 11th year, she was nice and had big tiddies but was dumb as a box of rocks. Really disproved the whole "brits are smarter the americans" meme for me

very good. no wonder he is Croat

>Salah's hairline
Like a modern day Samson.

like you've never seen a vagina IRL

Looking great, bro!

Liverpool good
Chelsea bad

He really really likes food, he gonna get FAT after retiring.

Do you think there is a particular reason to why they're bad ?

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are you pewdiepies editor?

GO ON ME SON

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>glasses
OH NONONONONONO

Chelsea needs more black players

The ginger one from Desperate Housewives got anal cancer from her husband eating her ass.

He got HPV from her cunt and it gave him throat cancer, then he passed it back to her whilst tongue-punching her fart box

do you know what a clit is user? seriously though despite what most men think pussy is a dime a dozen so on to the next one. happy fucking

Gud

Weak

LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS LAMPS

I've asked you to fix my pc a week ago user

lmao kys britcunt

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they don't have a dick

You look someone who should have sex.

Is this the el paso shooter?

>Tigers
>Fast
Shan't be supporting that t-shirt.

Are there still "people" who rate Saladh over Mane?

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WTF??? I never want to have sex now

MAN MOUNTAIN

grim

was about to make fun of you for the stick arms but then looked down at my own stick arms and felt self conscious tbqhwy

at MU
>play well
>half time
>run over

today
>play well
>half time (and a bit)
>run over

Did Lampard replace fitness training with free pizza parties?

what do you think of my new suit guys?

going to wear it on a tinder date tomorrow night

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post feet

MAN MOUNTAINED

pedrito

Arnold esque

Salah is so fucking shit lads.

why do betas always do that weird eyebrow raise as if it’s supposed to make them look better

>tfw firmino gets injured and >we get relegated
;_;

based reviewbrah posting

Good suit to be a private detective in the 1940s

chile

Good man!

The circle of life

lurch?

Not enough length on the sleeves. Maybe a bit tight around the chest.

when do chelsea become frank lampard's chelsea?

Do you have sharp facial features? Also, why do you happen to have a Yea Forums filename for your image? haha, surely you didn't save this from elsewhere did you, haha.

Nice bro
We have similar build

chile

pedro is such a manlet lel

ay fatty boom boom
want another cream cake?

HOLY BASED

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It's shite

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MANMOUNTAIN

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fooood review

nice corner faggot

post your body

>L-look at my abs though!!
Lmao insecure much?

youtube.com/watch?v=b4l4khCUnIM

That's why I steadfastly refuse to perform cunnilingus. The Romans knew what they were talking about.

>TAA
>Lalana
>Gini
warming up

Fucking sad

Adrian is shit.

SHIT

why do you have milk duds on your chest?

Why is pulisoy still taking corners?

>Also, why do you happen to have a Yea Forums filename for your image?
you can randomise filenames.
youre not a phoneposter fag are you?

you stream niggers are like 3 minutes behind

That not actually him dumbasses.

Wet Spam let him go on a free, of course he's shit

So what does pulisic actually do?

yes it is
be quiet

YOOOOO its the same dude on the left lmao wtf

i dont know how this fucking utterless stupid Yea Forums community gives more attention to the fucking suit than based norge. Fuck all of you 45 IQ mongrels i hope you will get raped by pack of niggers

Scores goals and annoys Yea Forums

anyone knows any cute whores that do good asmr joi videos?

Wilfred Bouma > Kurt Zouma

we know manuel

Looks like Pulisic's corners being wank are a him problem and not a Dortmund problem then

>jiroo

Only 187cm and 83kg

>

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COME TO...

Indigo white

We all know that Brazilians are trans freak

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haha yes I don't have stick arms i was just bantering you

Giroo isn't hot this season, too skinny, i'm straight btw

What do you mean?

run fast

so new rule on offsides is flag doesn't go up until you take a shot???

Barcelona loose to those shitters, it's unbelievable

Buy a better fitting jacket next time

Ok lad, listen up. Not trying to be mean but you look like straight shit. Let's start with your head. You have got a nice beard going on. But get rid of the glasses. Literally incel tier.
The shirt looks too big for you. As if you borrowed it from your bigger brother. Get shirt that fits you properly. Leave the last two buttons open. Besides you have small arms. Get /fit/.
>straight jeans in [current year]
Wtf is wrong with you? Do you want girls to not like you? Do you want attention from gay boomer bears? Get slim fit jeans. Or tapered if you've muscular legs. Seriously do you want to look like shit?

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that isn't a randomised image, mong, it literally pops up in archive.

>83 kg

quit lad you'll never make it

>GIROO

Grim

you would make a good linesperson desu

>new

i thought it was until you touched it desu

>extra time

Fucking why, just go straight to penalties like the other meme trophies

>jiroo

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like i said, too masculine

>Wemen referee

seriously tho DID ANYONE NOT SEE EMERSON FLIRTING WITH THE BLONDE LINESWOMAN???
happened before the half time break concluded
someone had to see it

Boumsong > Bouma > Zouma

nah just waiting on VAR to confirm bruh gotta get that 100% accurarcy

VIRGIN HAHA

boing boing boing

someone post the pic where firmino is offside for the goal

>girpoo

>that elbow
>that triceps
bro you are yikes

>americans

you're huge dude
just become a regular fag

van dyke is awful

>liVARpool

Do chads hate women?

i wish i was as handsome as emerson

Kanté mugging firmino

>poolisic

Viril Van Dijk? More like Virign Likes Dick hahaha

post fem penis lad

Gini

You're shit, Van Dijk is just overpriced

this one?

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Someone post pics of her.

>Aaron: Been watching football for 15 years or so. Has there been a better all-round forward than Firmino? He's got a lot of everything without excelling at anything and is pivotal for it.
Made him sound like he's a jack of all trades and master of fuck all, Aaron.

>too masculine
>make it
I think you are confusing me with tr*ns. I'm a man.

>jipoo

kante is bossing it

yes

pulisic is dogshit can't believe they got swindled into buying him

what the fuck

Giroud makes me sick.

Salah is overestimating his shitty teammates

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POOLISHIT

It is me though

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no
only sad little incels

Good one lad
Although, if you went with the "boomer > zoomer" approach than it doesnt really fit because Bouma isn't pronounced like that

based pooley

what is up with zoomer beards? look like theyre islam converts

Then why wear women clothing?

You can trust Abdul's advice, Morocco is fully gay

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Salah is so fucking shit...
..
.
.
Lads

kanteGOD

can we talk about pulisic's corners?

>pulisic
>jiroo
>salad
>kepa
>pedro
>jorginho

these are all the > , post accordingly

POOPOOSHIT

Anti-climatic desu

>kovashit

Faggot whiteknight liberals look like women, the beard is all they have to show the world they are allegedly male.

No.
Only delusional incels think they do

timestamp you silly cunt

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hiding their weak chin

BONED.com

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>gometh

Kante in God mode

>Gomez

Actually think the lady refs are doing well lads. Hope this doesn't trigger pol.

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this guy has a wife and a son now

They're shit. Genuinely don't know why Dortmund kept letting him take them. On that note though, Sancho's aren't much better. Hazard should be taking all their corners

NEW

NEW?
NEW?
NEW?
NEW?
NEW?
NEW?

This ref has been absolutely based so far not calling all the pussy fouls like your usual EPL shitters do

>milner injured now
ruh roh

if this was in morocco instead of in belgium they would have been shot

Kek, whatsup Yousef from Molenbeek? How's life there?

damn BLACKED really stepping up

hazard?

Hey. Fuck what all these other people are saying. You look good. Keep on and never apologize friend.

holy shit pulisic can't even handle the ball hahhaha wtf

Been an easy match to ref desu. Missed the yellow of emerson on hendo. Offside calls have been shit and getting bailed out by VAR. Better than all the english refs though.

So what is the verdict on female refs lads?

i dont have a pen

wow, this finally explains why everyone has a skeleton inside their body

pls

YAS KWEEN

damn the atmosphere right now is old trafford level

Please don't tell me it's for a first date

Which team should a straight cis white male support today?

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KEPA!

>mount
>abraham

Lizzy is my waifu

>Kante
>Chelsea
He should be in a better team.

Actually a great offside call by that ref

she has been great

WELL DONE WOMEN REFS.